This review was originally posted July 2014, and this is a re-edited version that runs 5m 21s shorter than the original. This episode was restored and re-cut from the original edit file, with substantial changes: - Now in full 1080p! - Film footage has been re-encoded at 1080p. This was one of the first episodes in HD, and I remember this caused problems because halfway through the film, the encode weirdly started playing at a reduced frame rate. This is now also fixed. - Film clips have been shortened to a minimum. This includes using slowmotion to mitigate the amount used under voiceover. - Extensive edits to shorten or remove dragging syllables throughout. - Added some additional visual notes. This episode has been restored to coincide with Trolls World Tour, which also stars Justin Timberlake. Enjoy!
Also, between this and The Unborn, Megan Goode seriously needed to fire her agent. I mostly know her from horror movies like Venom (2005) not to be confused with the comic book villain. And as the victim of the electric bathtub trap in Saw V.
I just finished this movie on Hulu and for a self help guru, the titular character seems to be obnoxious and racist. If this was released today, it would not survive the box office. It’s disappointing because I saw this movie in theaters when it first came out and thought it was funny. I’m sticking to Austin Powers, Wayne’s World and Shrek.
Poor Verne Troyer. Even if he hadn't passed away, the constant jokes about his size would still be awkward and uncomfortable, but looking back on this film, they're even more so.
@@gracekim1998 Yeah. He took his life two years ago. Maybe it's just me, but it just makes the constant abuse he receives in The Love Guru seem all the more unfunny and cringeworthy.
I have heard two rumors about Cat in the Hat and The Love Guru. One states that Myers didn't want to make Cat in the Hat and to get back to the studio, he intentionally made his performance as bad as possible. Another says that when shooting for the Love Guru started, Myers told the Director something like "Yeah, this is my baby, I'm not gonna listen to you, sorry."
My friends you up uncle was part of the crew and he said Mike demanded the AC be on high and crew got sick but tbh if they didn't do that he probably would have been sweating buckets so it's easy to complain but it's hard to be good at something
Mike Myers was one of my favorite comedians as a kid. I never saw this movie in theaters but damn, I can't believe how bad this movie is. If anything needs spiritual healing, it's his career.
I do think Myke Myers is an example of how stars are sometimes given way too much credit for a movies success. Shrek wasn't good or funny because of Myke Myers performance. Myke Myers performance was good and funny because of the hard work of the direction and writing that played towards Myers strenghts and not going overboard. But then, after they get succesful, these comedians believe themselves comedic geniuses and begin to demand more and more creative control and you end up with movies filled with unfunny jokes that feel more like unending sketches that have a bunch of loosely tied things that happen, which they wrongfully call a "plot". This is not to say that comedians can't save a character. One example is Jim Carrey's grinch. which a lot of the charisma comes from Carrey himself.
Any strong leading man in a movie needs an equally strong director to reign him in and say 'no'. I heard a rumor that on day one of shooting this film, Myers told the director straight to his face that he is not gonna listen to him.
This only shows that you have no idea what you're talking about. Most people who liked Shrek were kids, meaning there was no association with him as Mike Myers. He was famous beforehand, he's an amazing, caring man, and you're here spouting off hearsay and nonsense
The only good thing about this movie is that voiceover machine from the start. Why has nobody mass-produced this thing? That's a goldmine if ever I've seen one. So many possibilities. You could sound like Christopher Lee, James Earl Jones, Liam Neeson, Ian McKellen, Mark Hamill, Patrick Stewart or whatever other cool voice you can think of! Someoe make his machine a reality already!
I remember John Oliver once talking about Shaq’s filmography, describing them as “films SO BAD I keep looking for myself playing a side character in them.” I’m pretty sure he only took the Smurf films so he could joke about them in his podcast with Andy Zalzmann.
I think Mike Myers had a couple of huge successes and believed his PR hype far too much. Believing he could do no wrong with his films. What he needed was someone to say "NO!" to him when he was too smug and sniffing his own farts.
Story goes that at day one of shooting the movie, Myers frankly told the director that he is not gonna listen to any of his directions and do whatever he wants.
For a film that cost $62 Million apparently, this film looks really cheap-reused footage [20:09], awful blue screen [20:27], bad special effects, C-List cameos...
Bizarrely, Marco Schnabel's (the director) career has improved in the past few years, as he's been writing for the recent and underrated Mr. Peabody & Sherman and Rocky and Bullwinkle cartoons and even for NCIS.
Mike Myers used to be my hero, my god, the Austin powers movies played constantly on a loop in my top right corner long after I memorised the lines. Then this came along...... why oh why :(
@@VicenteTorresAliasVits Hard to say... Considering Mike was in bohemian rhapsody... I mean... an edgy star from the 80s and 90s can make a great come back with something like a star is born, so its not 100% in stone for someone's career to be ruined for long.
@@HBarnill Ah, thanks. I only started watching The Daily Show during the Trevor Noah era, I know nothing about who was there before, aside from John Oliver.
The Austin Power's sequels contain a lot of regurgitated gag's which suggests Myer's isn't really that creative-the Guru characters was also supposed to be in Austin Power's 2 I believe.
Check on some research, he wanted pika to apper on austin powers but was scraped, so he decided to have his charecter to appear on comedy clubs in 2005 title "his excellent and hollyness guru pika" And he debut in the season 7 finale of American idol
No, those were my thoughts in my head when I first saw one of the posters. And after seeing the BMB review (on an unofficial channel before it got deleted), I think I was right in my assumptions.
What is it with every quirky new age character in media having to be friends with Deepak Chopra anyway? Why can’t we have ultra-rational science based characters be friends with Hehmant Mehta assuming anyone knows who that is?
the funniest thing about the love guru has to be the fact everyone on set most definitely had to call ben kingsley "sir" during the entire production lmao
Despite Myers as Pitka constantly making terrible jokes, even when he is with Jessica Alba's character,Jessica constantly still acts like she is attracted to him and smiles and acts like the innuendos don't bother her one bit. But even Alba herself is aware of how many duds she has appeared in. 21:32 But at least, I definantly see your point with this bit.
1:31 I almost didn't think Myers was anywhere knew THAT extreme when it came to being difficult to work with. While that is relevant, it was mainly because some of the time, he kept getting paid to make films for big studios who wanted to use Myer's pension for excesive humor to their attention (like with Cat in the Hat and this film) and wanted to keep him typecast as a foul-mouthed man-child with a British accent. Despite his reputation, he never wanted to do The Cat in the Hat because of the changes to the script and was FORCED to star in it. So yeah, sometimes its him, sometimes its the studios. You just can't tell who's doing what with their work. That's life, I guess.
Fun fact: The kid that Mike Meyers has nightmarishly CGI'd his head onto is one of the 'Beat Kidz!" from Wonder Showzen. Specifically the kid they dressed up as Hitler and sent out onto the street for interviews.
IMHO, Myers' big mistake was not realising how much comedy had changed by the time this was released. Had it been released towards the start of the 2000s rather than the end it would still have been a bad movie, but one that would have at least been fairly typical for the time period. By 2008, however, Judd Apatow and his buddies had come along and rewritten the rule book on how big-screen comedy should be done, meaning that this didn't just come across as a bad movie, but a horribly, embarrassingly outdated one as well.
3:55 - 3:58 I just looked on IMDB to see if Morgan Freeman was really credited in this film but turned out I got duped when Mike Myers was impersonatiing him when speaking into a voice-over recorder. Goddamn it, Universal studios! Why do you do this to us? You just LOVE Mike Myers, don't you? DON'T YOU?!
"Pressure makes diamonds" "It also makes rubble" is at least one quote from this racist embarrassment that i still remember to this day. And I guess I'm a sucker for characters with abusive parents. I still don't get the "I used to wear a hat like that, and then my mom got a job" joke.
Oh God John Oliver, not you too! This film seems like a hot pile of garbage. I am glad that I finally got to see your review though. The things they tried to pass off as jokes... yikes.
By far the most unrealistic part of this movie is having the Leafs being anywhere close to winning the Stanley cup. Especially since their entire strategy apparently relies on this one player, which makes absolutely no sense.
If I had a nickel for every ice skating comedy that featured Romany Malco, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice, right? (Except, of course, Blades of Glory is actually funny)
19:51 Yeah that probably makes sense that he should narrate but with Universal continuing to add Mike Myers making fun of movie narration and having him literally speaking into a different voice in a voice recorder, they would just prefer to take it that literally, anyway.
Fun fact: I actually saw Celine Dion live during her last tour earlier this year. It was one of the last concerts I saw before the virus really blew up and everyone went on quarantine. Anyway, I’m in the 300 level of the arena, in a section pretty close to the stage. I saw her at right around the same distance from her as the shot in the movie. A thought that raced in my mind throughout the show was: Well, at least I know the woman I’m seeing right now is Celine, I like what Mike Myers tried to make people believe was her in Love Guru!
Apparently, the person actually playing her was a Celine Dion impersonator named Laura Landauer, as seen in the viral sketch video, "The Celine Dion Workout."
I don’t think this movie should have won worst picture not because its good but because I believe the joint nominated disaster movie and meet the spartans should have won
4:44 Yeah, I clearly don't even know how that got into the script but maybe the screenwriter and Myers himself didn't even realize what it could mean for the film itself before they carried on and wrote MORE crap in. You could say he ad-libbed that line since he DID know how the film will turn out like he did with The Cat in the Cat and he's hated THAT film since. But I can see where you're coming from either way.
I counted eleven confirmed dick jokes in just that review and I must emphasize the "confirmed" part. I thought the stinkmop scene and the elephant sex scene were too indirect to count. Guru Suchabigknobba also doesn't count because his one scene with dialogue was cut from the final movie.
One of your best. Honestly, after this, Mike Myers doesn’t deserve a comeback. His asshole nature and his declining work doesn’t prove anything other than he’s lost it. Say what you will about Eddie Murphy or Adam Sandler but as they proved last year, they can hit big. I doubt Myers can, and maybe it’s for the best.
I agree. But I think you saying he doesn’t deserve a comeback is a little mean-spirited. I don’t wish death on a certain actor’s career. Maybe with Steven Seagal I would do that. But somebody like Mike Myers I feel could have a second wind as a comedian/actor. Yes I’ve heard he’s an asshole to work with but 2 things: 1.) Other than people like Keanu Reeves, Hugh Jackman, and Tom Hanks, literally 70% of the celebrities in Hollywood are fucking assholes. 2.) Just from when he was promoting Bohemian Rhaspody a couple of years ago, he’s seemed to mellow out as he’s gotten older. So imo, he definitely could have a comeback if he had the creative guile to do it.
@@ericdraven_9481 Honestly I'm with Lorter. After he made this racist piece of shit, if I were a major studio, I would never let him near a film set again. At least never let him write any of the material again, jesus.
@@CreditR01 Yeah I’d still like to see him doing movies just as long as he ain’t writing his own shit and is only doing supporting roles like in Bohemian Rhapsody.
‘the only things he thinks about are himself and sex’ so it’s basically austin powers 2.0. i mean austin powers makes sense because it’s a parody of both james bond and the free love movements of the 60s. making a horny guru on the other hand? like it could work if the aim was to subvert expectations or show how his lecherous behaviour makes him a failure among other gurus, but i don’t really see that here. it just could’ve been so much funnier i guess.
17:44 My absolute favorite moment of this review is the juxtaposition of Myer's ecstatic (annoying, even) declaration and Mathew's loathing parody of it immediately after. So so funny for such a simple joke 😂
What the fuck JOHN OLIVER was in this movie? Man what a trip. Also hilarious how his status has blown up so much bigger in the latter half of the decade this film came out in.
Oh boy, a classic one! Man I am glad for reviewers like you, that I don't have to watch this crap. Hard to believe this guy did Austin Powers, which was really funny.
John Oliver must keep losing bets or getting Blackmailed or something because he keeps winding up in trash movies. Come on man, you’re funny, stop showing up in these things and get back to depressing Americans with sad facts about their country.
Man that sheer level of arrogance and smug sense of 'self awareness' always pissed me off about Myers' comedy. Especially when he lingers on a particular joke that isn't actually that funny. I never found Wayne's World or the Austin Powers movies to be particularly that funny to begin with, but like with Adam Sandler's early work Mike's earlier stuff at least had a somewhat decent script and talent behind them whereas the Love Guru takes all the negative traits seen in his older work and magnifies them tenfold.
I love that Myers was so unambitious that he didn't even try to make a serious biography about something hockey related. Something tells me he might not have had to go away from live-action movies for a decade if he just decided to do a Punch Imlach biopic. Y'know, the typical way actors make vanity projects?
I was actually pretty excited for this movie back in 2008... and I remember watching it in 2009 when we had Bell Cable... and I remember liking this turd... apparently. I feel so guilty after hearing that it was bad.
The only thing worse than every clip from the movie, is EVERY time this guy turns the camera on himself and makes us suffer through the hideous horror that is his voice / gestures… And really, its not just when he turns the camera on himself, its actually every single grating, hysterical, brain-hemorrhage-inducing word he speaks. The audio of this youtube video, from start to 9 mins in, (the longest i could stand to hear it) is EASILY the worst ear torture i’ve EVER suffered through. It is going to take a full nights sleep, and most of the following day for me to recover from having been tortured by this video’s audio track.. Holy crap
This was an era where I was not as good at audio editing or recording as I am now (this was 9 years ago, and was using the on-board mic, which made by voice sound harsh). Maybe assess me on a more recent video.
Man, this movie is worse than I thought. I used to say that out of all the movies Film Brain has reviewed (on Bad Movie Beatdown), I had always said Good Luck Chuck was the worst... until it was dethroned by The Cavern. But The Love Guru is definitely #3 in the worst movies on BMB. Speaking of which, Mat, are reuploads of Good Luck Chuck and The Cavern on the horizon?
I do wonder if he got any relation to another Mike Myers... though that guy calls himself Michael, and wears a Shatner mask. :P Huh, never knew he was on Wayne's World. I still have not seen that movie or show. And I always forget he voiced Shrek.
@@gamestation2690 I lookd that Mike Myers agreed to work with Universal on this film despite being forced to act in The Cat in the Hat and his behavior getting out of control because of it. I also predicted that since Universal often adds potty humor and innuendos in their projects, they used Mike Myers as that example, like they were obsessed with him.
This review was originally posted July 2014, and this is a re-edited version that runs 5m 21s shorter than the original. This episode was restored and re-cut from the original edit file, with substantial changes:
- Now in full 1080p!
- Film footage has been re-encoded at 1080p. This was one of the first episodes in HD, and I remember this caused problems because halfway through the film, the encode weirdly started playing at a reduced frame rate. This is now also fixed.
- Film clips have been shortened to a minimum. This includes using slowmotion to mitigate the amount used under voiceover.
- Extensive edits to shorten or remove dragging syllables throughout.
- Added some additional visual notes.
This episode has been restored to coincide with Trolls World Tour, which also stars Justin Timberlake. Enjoy!
I looked it up and it looks like yes sadly...that was Freeman at the beginning.
By the way Matthew you should do a Bad Movie Beatdown on Norbit.
@@Lazy_eye_blobFish he must have really wanted a paycheck.
Also, between this and The Unborn, Megan Goode seriously needed to fire her agent. I mostly know her from horror movies like Venom (2005) not to be confused with the comic book villain. And as the victim of the electric bathtub trap in Saw V.
@@shadowleon659 between this and Good luck Chuck and little fockers, Alba seriously needed to fire her agent too.
Man this movie is almost as bad as demo reel by Doug Walker 😂
^underrated comment
Hey now let's not go that far.
This is also a really mean-spirited movie, which is strange for a film that's meant to be about positive healing.
Also, it would have been funny to see The Love Guru and Slumdog Millionaire in the same year.
I just finished this movie on Hulu and for a self help guru, the titular character seems to be obnoxious and racist. If this was released today, it would not survive the box office.
It’s disappointing because I saw this movie in theaters when it first came out and thought it was funny.
I’m sticking to Austin Powers, Wayne’s World and Shrek.
Poor Verne Troyer. Even if he hadn't passed away, the constant jokes about his size would still be awkward and uncomfortable, but looking back on this film, they're even more so.
It makes Peter Dinklage’s rise in the industry all the more important.
Danny Quinn Wait he died?!😱
I was glad I got to see him in a good role in the Imaginarium of Dr. Parnassus.
@@gracekim1998 Yeah. He took his life two years ago. Maybe it's just me, but it just makes the constant abuse he receives in The Love Guru seem all the more unfunny and cringeworthy.
@@justdannyquinn that's pretty depressing.
I have heard two rumors about Cat in the Hat and The Love Guru.
One states that Myers didn't want to make Cat in the Hat and to get back to the studio, he intentionally made his performance as bad as possible.
Another says that when shooting for the Love Guru started, Myers told the Director something like "Yeah, this is my baby, I'm not gonna listen to you, sorry."
Eh, at least you can say he's passionate... with varying results but still!
My friends you up uncle was part of the crew and he said Mike demanded the AC be on high and crew got sick but tbh if they didn't do that he probably would have been sweating buckets so it's easy to complain but it's hard to be good at something
The second part of that worked so well for Bill Cosby in Leonard Part 6.
Mike Myers was one of my favorite comedians as a kid. I never saw this movie in theaters but damn, I can't believe how bad this movie is. If anything needs spiritual healing, it's his career.
You can say that again buddy.
Also, considering what Jessica Alba went through, I can understand why she quit acting.
@TheDreReichDude I liked her better in Fantastic Four (2005).
@@scottylewis8124 she didn’t quit acting
I do think Myke Myers is an example of how stars are sometimes given way too much credit for a movies success. Shrek wasn't good or funny because of Myke Myers performance. Myke Myers performance was good and funny because of the hard work of the direction and writing that played towards Myers strenghts and not going overboard. But then, after they get succesful, these comedians believe themselves comedic geniuses and begin to demand more and more creative control and you end up with movies filled with unfunny jokes that feel more like unending sketches that have a bunch of loosely tied things that happen, which they wrongfully call a "plot".
This is not to say that comedians can't save a character. One example is Jim Carrey's grinch. which a lot of the charisma comes from Carrey himself.
Any strong leading man in a movie needs an equally strong director to reign him in and say 'no'.
I heard a rumor that on day one of shooting this film, Myers told the director straight to his face that he is not gonna listen to him.
This only shows that you have no idea what you're talking about. Most people who liked Shrek were kids, meaning there was no association with him as Mike Myers. He was famous beforehand, he's an amazing, caring man, and you're here spouting off hearsay and nonsense
The only good thing about this movie is that voiceover machine from the start. Why has nobody mass-produced this thing? That's a goldmine if ever I've seen one. So many possibilities. You could sound like Christopher Lee, James Earl Jones, Liam Neeson, Ian McKellen, Mark Hamill, Patrick Stewart or whatever other cool voice you can think of! Someoe make his machine a reality already!
There's apparently a phone app that does that now.
@jbiehlable those sound fun.
The same joke was used in Cat in the Hat.
@@leejones8582 Except that was only a brief gag at the end, and Mike Myer's Cat in the Hat is actually funny.
Cause Morgan Freeman is the Go to Narrator in Modern Films
I remember John Oliver once talking about Shaq’s filmography, describing them as “films SO BAD I keep looking for myself playing a side character in them.” I’m pretty sure he only took the Smurf films so he could joke about them in his podcast with Andy Zalzmann.
I think Mike Myers had a couple of huge successes and believed his PR hype far too much. Believing he could do no wrong with his films. What he needed was someone to say "NO!" to him when he was too smug and sniffing his own farts.
Story goes that at day one of shooting the movie, Myers frankly told the director that he is not gonna listen to any of his directions and do whatever he wants.
How I would have loved to see M Night direct this. Because that is exactly how I'd describe both of them.
@ Hollywood also does that. Sniffing your own farts is not only relegated to San Francisco ;op
This just shows you have no idea what you're talking about
Sasha Baron Cohen would had made this a much better dark comedy
He did, It was called Grimsby
Rollercoaster Rider It was still better.
And funnier
Rollercoaster Rider It was alright.
For a film that cost $62 Million apparently, this film looks really cheap-reused footage [20:09], awful blue screen [20:27], bad special effects, C-List cameos...
I guess Meyers found his own "A Thousand Words."
No he found his own Norbit.
Eddie Murphy didn't write A Thousand Words
Oh so a thousand words wasn’t good
My mom liked it though
Bizarrely, Marco Schnabel's (the director) career has improved in the past few years, as he's been writing for the recent and underrated Mr. Peabody & Sherman and Rocky and Bullwinkle cartoons and even for NCIS.
This movie could've been good if they genuinely tried to take down conartist Gurus like Deepak.
Problem is that Myers was friend with Deepak(or so I've heard).
Mike Myers used to be my hero, my god, the Austin powers movies played constantly on a loop in my top right corner long after I memorised the lines.
Then this came along...... why oh why :(
I feel like Mike Myers played in better movies, like Wayne's World and Auston Powers, and he did a better job in those films than in the Love Guru
MAN....the damage this film did to so many careers
So
Sad
Whose careers? I thought only Mike's suffered.
@@VicenteTorresAliasVits Hard to say... Considering Mike was in bohemian rhapsody...
I mean... an edgy star from the 80s and 90s can make a great come back with something like a star is born, so its not 100% in stone for someone's career to be ruined for long.
Name them. I have no idea who.
not sure why..its hilarious af
Matthew Buck is declared the greatest critic ever known...👏👏👏
ASTRO BOY boooo
Astro Boy huh? You must've lost your innocence a long time ago.
Seeing John Oliver in this was physically painful. I guess he was young and needed the money or exposure, but still.
Colbert and Bee were in this, too. I guess Mandvi can rest easy to know Last Airbender wasn’t the worst film to have a Daily Show star in it.
@@HBarnill I don't get it. What star of Daily Show was in Avatar: The Last Airbender?
jbiehlable I saw that during my Netflix Christmas binge. Should’ve started with Klaus first.
Terézia Marková Assif Mandvi
@@HBarnill Ah, thanks. I only started watching The Daily Show during the Trevor Noah era, I know nothing about who was there before, aside from John Oliver.
I love Mike Myers I think he's a funny guy, but to see his talents and charisma wasted in this godawful film just pains me to see his career stink.
@jbiehlable I'm aware of that and I wonder why he agreed to do this crap.
@jbiehlable it's sad when an idle drags his career through the mud.
@@shadowleon659 from my understanding, Myke Myers was also the writer and producer. so it's a case of the crap being his own creation.
@@locuas5601 I'm aware that he was the producer.
@@shadowleon659 And I thought it was bad when Robert De Niro produced Rocky and Bullwinkle and Little Fockers.
It's been 15 years since this movie came out and the Maple Leafs have yet to win another Stanley Cup. 🤔
The Austin Power's sequels contain a lot of regurgitated gag's which suggests Myer's isn't really that creative-the Guru characters was also supposed to be in Austin Power's 2 I believe.
I despise this movie. This movie actually physically hurts to watch. I want every copy of this movie to burn.
Check on some research, he wanted pika to apper on austin powers but was scraped, so he decided to have his charecter to appear on comedy clubs in 2005 title "his excellent and hollyness guru pika"
And he debut in the season 7 finale of American idol
"Heh, they don't make comedy movies like this, no more"
Yeah, no fucking shit
My reactions when I first heard about this movie:
"Oh no..."
And then I quickly walked away and forgot about it, and never looked back.
Matthew Cool You actually posted that?
No, those were my thoughts in my head when I first saw one of the posters.
And after seeing the BMB review (on an unofficial channel before it got deleted), I think I was right in my assumptions.
@@mattc2306 ugh... Some people think Cat in the hat was his low point? They may want to think again.
What is it with every quirky new age character in media having to be friends with Deepak Chopra anyway? Why can’t we have ultra-rational science based characters be friends with Hehmant Mehta assuming anyone knows who that is?
“I had a hat like that once. THEN MY MOM GOT A JOB.”
the funniest thing about the love guru has to be the fact everyone on set most definitely had to call ben kingsley "sir" during the entire production lmao
Despite Myers as Pitka constantly making terrible jokes, even when he is with Jessica Alba's character,Jessica constantly still acts like she is attracted to him and smiles and acts like the innuendos don't bother her one bit. But even Alba herself is aware of how many duds she has appeared in. 21:32 But at least, I definantly see your point with this bit.
1:31 I almost didn't think Myers was anywhere knew THAT extreme when it came to being difficult to work with. While that is relevant, it was mainly because some of the time, he kept getting paid to make films for big studios who wanted to use Myer's pension for excesive humor to their attention (like with Cat in the Hat and this film) and wanted to keep him typecast as a foul-mouthed man-child with a British accent. Despite his reputation, he never wanted to do The Cat in the Hat because of the changes to the script and was FORCED to star in it. So yeah, sometimes its him, sometimes its the studios. You just can't tell who's doing what with their work. That's life, I guess.
"Laugh dammit!"
Mike Myers
Hi Film Brain I hope that you are staying safe and are happy during this quarantine, God bless you for all you do and keep up the great work.🤎
@jbiehlable
It was a typo he meant to type God
By the way I hope your all ok. May God protect you all
I really like the added 'Note from the Future' about Troyer. The least they could have done for him after how he's treated in the movie.
Fun fact: The kid that Mike Meyers has nightmarishly CGI'd his head onto is one of the 'Beat Kidz!" from Wonder Showzen. Specifically the kid they dressed up as Hitler and sent out onto the street for interviews.
IMHO, Myers' big mistake was not realising how much comedy had changed by the time this was released. Had it been released towards the start of the 2000s rather than the end it would still have been a bad movie, but one that would have at least been fairly typical for the time period. By 2008, however, Judd Apatow and his buddies had come along and rewritten the rule book on how big-screen comedy should be done, meaning that this didn't just come across as a bad movie, but a horribly, embarrassingly outdated one as well.
The chasity belt joke might be inconsistent probably because the flashback scenes were shot later I don't know
Also, I thought chastity belts were only for women.
11:24 Val Kilmer is uncredited for this cameo. Hence this film was so bad he took his name off it. Think about that for a second...
Like Alec Baldwin in Pluto Nash.
I bet he wishes he was in a Batman costume so he can beat the crap out of Myers.
Verne troyer litterley carried every mike myers movie that he was in and this is how he repays him 😅
Damn...and I thought Cat in the Hat was worse....
At least Cat in the Hat tried to be funny. This just felt cringey and embarrassing. Like any attempt at humor was being held hostage.
@@scottylewis8124 true that, another thing...I heard he hated playing the character, just like Jim Carrey, who hated playing the Grinch.
@@LTJfan ouch.
@@scottylewis8124 Right?
You can thank the studio for that which led to Dr. Seuss's wife banning anymore live-action films based on his work.
Perfect assessment Matthew, but one thing: Myers did do films between Goldmember and this: View From The Top and the aforementioned Cat In The Hat.
3:55 - 3:58 I just looked on IMDB to see if Morgan Freeman was really credited in this film but turned out I got duped when Mike Myers was impersonatiing him when speaking into a voice-over recorder. Goddamn it, Universal studios! Why do you do this to us? You just LOVE Mike Myers, don't you? DON'T YOU?!
Despite it all, the most unbelievable thing in this entire movie has to be the Leafs winning the Stanley Cup.
15:17 Because that's another thing Mike Myers usually does in his films but then the studios take it too seriously. Take Cat in the Hat for example.
I literally just have bad movie beat down videos downloaded for my YT Premium 😹
Such an enjoyable content creator that is sorely missed
Missed? I still make videos.
@@FilmBrain I love Projector! I just wish TH-cam didn't kneecap creators for reviews so we could have more bad movie beatdowns along with it :(
This movie was so bad. So very, very bad. Not a single laugh to be had.
The whole theater was in shock. It was so quiet. Did everyone die?
"Pressure makes diamonds" "It also makes rubble" is at least one quote from this racist embarrassment that i still remember to this day. And I guess I'm a sucker for characters with abusive parents. I still don't get the "I used to wear a hat like that, and then my mom got a job" joke.
Oh God John Oliver, not you too! This film seems like a hot pile of garbage. I am glad that I finally got to see your review though. The things they tried to pass off as jokes... yikes.
I think Colbert has more regret.
The best Mike Myers movies are Wayne's World, Austin Powers Series and even Shrek 1 & 2.
By far the most unrealistic part of this movie is having the Leafs being anywhere close to winning the Stanley cup. Especially since their entire strategy apparently relies on this one player, which makes absolutely no sense.
If I had a nickel for every ice skating comedy that featured Romany Malco, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice, right? (Except, of course, Blades of Glory is actually funny)
Script for Sprockets was “sub standard” but Austin Powers part III, Wayne’s World part II and The Love Guru was “standard”?!
This is the most underrated channel on youtube!
19:51 Yeah that probably makes sense that he should narrate but with Universal continuing to add Mike Myers making fun of movie narration and having him literally speaking into a different voice in a voice recorder, they would just prefer to take it that literally, anyway.
I voted this as my worst movie of 2008.
Gods, Derek Chopra? Hearing that name as part of anything is never a good sign.
Fun fact: I actually saw Celine Dion live during her last tour earlier this year. It was one of the last concerts I saw before the virus really blew up and everyone went on quarantine. Anyway, I’m in the 300 level of the arena, in a section pretty close to the stage. I saw her at right around the same distance from her as the shot in the movie. A thought that raced in my mind throughout the show was: Well, at least I know the woman I’m seeing right now is Celine, I like what Mike Myers tried to make people believe was her in Love Guru!
Apparently, the person actually playing her was a Celine Dion impersonator named Laura Landauer, as seen in the viral sketch video, "The Celine Dion Workout."
18:55 - Freddie Mercury is rolling in his grave.
How the mighty fallen.
Myer was like " Noooo wayne worlds"
Let's be honest, was Mike Myers ever really that funny?
3:37 I remember that he randomly appeared in the Margot Robbie vanity project 'Terminal' which was mentioned in the 2018 review.
Terminal was not a vanity project. Birds of Prey, on the other hand...
I don’t think this movie should have won worst picture not because its good but because I believe the joint nominated disaster movie and meet the spartans should have won
Might as well be a three way tie.
I've watched several reviews of this tearing it apart and this bmbd several times. It never gets old though because this movie is horrible!
God there’s finally a long, in depth review of this mess. More TH-cam reviewers have to cover this one
Yip
This movie is currently on Netflix. Staying away from that stink pile for sure.
John Oliver... Ben Kingsley... why are you in this?
Blackmail
As an NHL hockey fan I feel ashamed they said yes to this 😒
4:44 Yeah, I clearly don't even know how that got into the script but maybe the screenwriter and Myers himself didn't even realize what it could mean for the film itself before they carried on and wrote MORE crap in. You could say he ad-libbed that line since he DID know how the film will turn out like he did with The Cat in the Cat and he's hated THAT film since. But I can see where you're coming from either way.
11:32 Mariska Hargitay is Hungarian btw...
Yeah. Gotta admit even thought I’ve someone defended this movie even I don’t think that makes sense
Unfunny and cringe. Ridiculous, really. He's overestimating himself in this movie.
I counted eleven confirmed dick jokes in just that review and I must emphasize the "confirmed" part. I thought the stinkmop scene and the elephant sex scene were too indirect to count. Guru Suchabigknobba also doesn't count because his one scene with dialogue was cut from the final movie.
One of your best. Honestly, after this, Mike Myers doesn’t deserve a comeback. His asshole nature and his declining work doesn’t prove anything other than he’s lost it. Say what you will about Eddie Murphy or Adam Sandler but as they proved last year, they can hit big. I doubt Myers can, and maybe it’s for the best.
I agree. But I think you saying he doesn’t deserve a comeback is a little mean-spirited. I don’t wish death on a certain actor’s career. Maybe with Steven Seagal I would do that. But somebody like Mike Myers I feel could have a second wind as a comedian/actor. Yes I’ve heard he’s an asshole to work with but 2 things: 1.) Other than people like Keanu Reeves, Hugh Jackman, and Tom Hanks, literally 70% of the celebrities in Hollywood are fucking assholes. 2.) Just from when he was promoting Bohemian Rhaspody a couple of years ago, he’s seemed to mellow out as he’s gotten older. So imo, he definitely could have a comeback if he had the creative guile to do it.
@@ericdraven_9481 Honestly I'm with Lorter. After he made this racist piece of shit, if I were a major studio, I would never let him near a film set again. At least never let him write any of the material again, jesus.
@@CreditR01 Yeah I’d still like to see him doing movies just as long as he ain’t writing his own shit and is only doing supporting roles like in Bohemian Rhapsody.
@@CreditR01 I don't think he is racist. I think he wanted to make a bad-taste comedy. And those are incredibly hard to pull off.
All your comments are garbage
‘the only things he thinks about are himself and sex’ so it’s basically austin powers 2.0. i mean austin powers makes sense because it’s a parody of both james bond and the free love movements of the 60s. making a horny guru on the other hand? like it could work if the aim was to subvert expectations or show how his lecherous behaviour makes him a failure among other gurus, but i don’t really see that here. it just could’ve been so much funnier i guess.
This movie has no focus.
5:22 Is that suppose to be a joke? I can easily see black people playing street hockey!
Yeah WTF
This movie is stunningly racist.
17:44 My absolute favorite moment of this review is the juxtaposition of Myer's ecstatic (annoying, even) declaration and Mathew's loathing parody of it immediately after. So so funny for such a simple joke 😂
What the fuck JOHN OLIVER was in this movie? Man what a trip. Also hilarious how his status has blown up so much bigger in the latter half of the decade this film came out in.
I heard a high pitched Wilhelm scream.
Oh boy, a classic one! Man I am glad for reviewers like you, that I don't have to watch this crap. Hard to believe this guy did Austin Powers, which was really funny.
John Oliver must keep losing bets or getting Blackmailed or something because he keeps winding up in trash movies. Come on man, you’re funny, stop showing up in these things and get back to depressing Americans with sad facts about their country.
I have only one thing to say about this movie: *BURP* *FART* *Shoots booger out of nostril into trashcan* *DING* Yep!
Man that sheer level of arrogance and smug sense of 'self awareness' always pissed me off about Myers' comedy. Especially when he lingers on a particular joke that isn't actually that funny.
I never found Wayne's World or the Austin Powers movies to be particularly that funny to begin with, but like with Adam Sandler's early work Mike's earlier stuff at least had a somewhat decent script and talent behind them whereas the Love Guru takes all the negative traits seen in his older work and magnifies them tenfold.
Shrek the third and Shrek forever after suffered from the same issue according to most reviews I read.
I love that Myers was so unambitious that he didn't even try to make a serious biography about something hockey related. Something tells me he might not have had to go away from live-action movies for a decade if he just decided to do a Punch Imlach biopic. Y'know, the typical way actors make vanity projects?
Dumb comment
15:10 Mike Myers did the exact same thing in The Cat in the Hat.
Also Mike Myers is stealing that voice from Sacha Baron Cohen's voice role as the lemur from Madagascar.
I'm surprised Cohen didn't sue!
I was actually pretty excited for this movie back in 2008... and I remember watching it in 2009 when we had Bell Cable... and I remember liking this turd... apparently. I feel so guilty after hearing that it was bad.
u should not feel guilty. I love it too!
The only thing worse than every clip from the movie, is EVERY time this guy turns the camera on himself and makes us suffer through the hideous horror that is his voice / gestures…
And really, its not just when he turns the camera on himself, its actually every single grating, hysterical, brain-hemorrhage-inducing word he speaks. The audio of this youtube video, from start to 9 mins in, (the longest i could stand to hear it) is EASILY the worst ear torture i’ve EVER suffered through. It is going to take a full nights sleep, and most of the following day for me to recover from having been tortured by this video’s audio track..
Holy crap
This was an era where I was not as good at audio editing or recording as I am now (this was 9 years ago, and was using the on-board mic, which made by voice sound harsh). Maybe assess me on a more recent video.
Wow. I think ten-year-old me had a less juvenile sense of humor than this film.
Man, this movie is worse than I thought. I used to say that out of all the movies Film Brain has reviewed (on Bad Movie Beatdown), I had always said Good Luck Chuck was the worst... until it was dethroned by The Cavern. But The Love Guru is definitely #3 in the worst movies on BMB. Speaking of which, Mat, are reuploads of Good Luck Chuck and The Cavern on the horizon?
On the penalty shot, I believe the clock stops. It’s like a free throw in basketball, the clock doesn’t run
I used to think John Oliver could do no wrong ... then I found out he was in this movie...
He also voiced a Smurf.
Juhani Aho And was in the Lion King remake.
I mean after this John Oliver was in Community so at least we know he has some good taste in comedy
I do wonder if he got any relation to another Mike Myers... though that guy calls himself Michael, and wears a Shatner mask. :P
Huh, never knew he was on Wayne's World. I still have not seen that movie or show. And I always forget he voiced Shrek.
Review The Last AirBender
Devin Harbert no
Devin Harbert He doesn’t need to suffer with that monstrosity.
The Cinematic Mind Well, Atleast It Isn’t Battlefield Earth.
The Cinematic Mind U Know One Of The Films I Hate The Most That He Reviewed was The Ugly Truth, Gerard Butler Must Really Like In Crappy Films
voodoochile333 What About Lady In The Water or After Earth
My reaction while watching "Cats" 9:02
Are the Kings and leaves the only hockey teams in this world? You could have had more hockey teams!
Mike Myers. What the hell happened?
He hit a low point. And has never been able to recover.
@jbiehlable u hear me Go? U win!
@jbiehlable a screening of the live action adaptation.
@jbiehlable I'm just kidding
RIP Verne Troyer.
Yeah. It was hard on all of us.
9:06 Universal studios: WE did!
Joker: you idiot!
Universal Studios: Yes, we immediantly regret that desicion.
@@samkresil6011 It's actually a Paramount movie.
@@gamestation2690 Ooooooh. Thats not even better.
@@gamestation2690 I lookd that Mike Myers agreed to work with Universal on this film despite being forced to act in The Cat in the Hat and his behavior getting out of control because of it. I also predicted that since Universal often adds potty humor and innuendos in their projects, they used Mike Myers as that example, like they were obsessed with him.
18:05 Me: Sorry, Pitka. Not even close. :(
Pitka: "WHAT?! I want my Oscar! Where's my Oscar?!"
Me: That's more like it.
Cant watch tbis anymore. Those faces are annoying AF