22 Jump Street - slam poetry scene
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22 Jump Street - slam poetry scene
After making their way through high school (twice), big changes are in store for officers Schmidt (Jonah Hill) and Jenko (Channing Tatum) when they go deep undercover at a local college.
Genres
Action, Comedy
Director
Phil Lord, Christopher Miller
Starring
Jonah Hill, Channing Tatum
Supporting actors
Peter Stormare, Wyatt Russell, Amber Stevens, Jillian Bell, Ice Cube, The Lucas Brothers, Nick Offerman, Jimmy Tatro, Caroline Aaron, Craig Roberts, Marc Evan Jackson, Joe Chrest, Eddie J. Fernandez, Rye Rye, Johnny Pemberton, Stanley Wong, Dax Flame, Diplo
Studio
Columbia Pictures
MPAA rating
R (Restricted)
Captions and subtitles
English Details
Rental rights
24 hour viewing period. Details
Purchase rights
Stream instantly and download to 2 locations Details
Format
Amazon Instant Video (streaming online video and digital download)
“You’re the guy with the terrible suggestions.”
“ yea, yea, you’re welcome man.” 😂😂
You're welcome man
The girl is trying hard not to laugh
@@roytorr4303 That's how we get them.
He was giving them the tools 🤷♂️
@@heyfrosty9429 just make some fuckin comedy
I cried with laughter when he was like beep boop bop you're dead
That’s for Cynthia. She’s dead. *drops mic*
its even funnier stoned
Emma Angel when spongebob thought mr Krabs was a robot
Reminds of Supa Hot Fire
@@ryanwilliams4223 I guess?
When you don’t prepare for your presentation😂
Steven Tolentino I laughed so hard my phone fell off my hands
I want to crack the French up but can’t. Strictly business -all day- every-day. The day today MIC DROP
🖕🏻
For an unprepared presentation, it was pretty solid 😂
God loves you
I fucking love Tatum in this movie; his reactions are priceless.
Dammmmmnnnnn
That's why it's called 21 JUMP STREET...... all jumpings throughout the movie along with the lines and scenes.... Great movie that makes understandable..... One who is really fan for Hollywood movies or films..... Every kind of movie makes sense in every kind od aspect.....
@@HONORTONUMERIC123 WHAT
@@jackrose5077 lol
“my name is jeff”
"That's stand-up comedy."
"That's what you should do because that stuff's funny."
Savage.
It wasn't an intentional burn man, his role is playing a stupid guy. That's what made it funnier.
God loves you
I don't get it, can u explain me please? Legit
@@argenisbelmonte3001 The joke is that the whole point of improv comedy is that you don't prepare beforehand, so he is saying their act is pointless because it is inferior to scripted comedy (his belief)
@@BlueSpiceSpace Bless you.
Love how Jenko is already laughing before Schmidt even starts like he knows the disaster's coming
I was thinking Channing didn't know about this performance and so what you saw was his genuine reaction of it all happening. Makes it funnier.
Na'eemah Phanelson that would be cool
It's not a disaster. It's the greatest poem ever made, you filthy swine.
Jenko is a straight line thinker, no wiggle room for his perception of the world.
I have a feeling that laugh was genuine
Bruh we did slam poetry in drama class today and some kid used this poem😂😂😂😂 I fucking lost it
Mr.fox HAHA lol we were doing slam poetry in class too and I look at my friend and was like "I'm gonna say the 22 Juno street poem" and we lost it and the teacher got mad
*jump
Jacqui Rolen haha half of our class didn't even understand what the hell he was saying lol the teacher just kind of went along with it😂😂
Mr.fox Lol I wish I could have seen that
The Batman it was HALARIOUS
"My brown nipple will produce white milk during lactation" is the funniest part of this, in my opinion.
hahaha, yeah
+PapaKay Get a life!
+PapaKay OMG I DIED
+jewlstah2010 yeah, not as funny as cynthia but, was funny too
jewlstah2010 "greedy man hands!!"😂
Pills, Pills, Bills, Pills, Bills, Pills, A sign of the times that rhymes, Amanda Bines, Drop that raggedy Andy circus, circle jerkis.
Ricky Smith BARS
It's Andy serkis the actor
funny that I rapped this like Eminem
Circle Jerkis 😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
As someone who went to a liberal arts college, I can’t explain how accurate the representation of 21 year old art majors being impressed by the most asinine poems ever spoken is.
I think you spelled "complete lack of talent" wrong
Ikr!! I mean it was played for comedy but irl this is freakin art in college😒
@Jose G. i got to slam poetry to laugh
SAME
I saw a young Justin Vernon perform at mine and he won a Grammy, so I guess it takes all kinds, eh?
"I'm so hungry I wish I had a "
"TAMPON"
"I gotta get home to feed my "
"BONER"
This, this is comedy gold
Purple P YES I WAS DEAD LMAO
The way he said BONER... I was dead
Lmao
The fact nobody reacted to his joke or laughed makes it funnier
"9/11!" (Ted 2)
“That is for Cynthia. Who is dead.”
😂😂😂 gets me every time
"What do you think of this?"
"I actually think this is powerful."
"That's cool when you said that, cause I actually thought it is powerful too, when the one girl was talking about her, her nips and shit."
The subtle expression change of Jonah was perfect
+Kartikeya Dutta
Oh wait, I get it now. He was gonna roast her.
lmfao
JR B ff
that's the only time he sounded like a college student
all things considered...he did better than how I would've done lol
Best part is coffee drinker nodding at 3:24
+nickmordo "This speaks to me..."
So profound
That was not coffee
Well that's what irish coffee does during college days :)
For sone reason i got a commercial with a guy with a cup of coffee so i thing youtube agrees
Me at my best friend’s funeral:
*“this piece is called areolas”*
I was thinking about this scene in one of my classes at school and i had to try so hard not to laugh cause then people would be like "why is she laughing, no one said anything" That always happens to me
MANN same. My friends always call me out when I randomly laugh at shit
I did that a few times back in college thinking about old Conan late night stuff from the night before.
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Same
what a crazy snowflake you are
My absolute favorite part is that he grabs the tambourine for absolutely no reason and then drops it. Perfect 👌
When he said “Julia rob-hurts” that one hit deep😔
Now every time I hear the name Cynthia I start laughing for no reason because of this.
When I hear the name Cynthia I always say CYN-THI-AH really loudly.
LOL same here. I was attending a technical sharing at work and the presenter's name was Cynthia. I had to look for this video 😂
Contradicting statement .
@@darkseid856 lol 😆 good catch
My… my name’s Cynthia
3:29 that flinch has me in stitches.
i love the casual conversation channing is having with that guy and actually giving him advise how to improve. normal comedies would forget about him, because they already had funny shit going on.
It’s the small things
Oh I'm so hungry I wish I had a.... TAMPON!...
+Joe Luis Uh Ive got to get home to feed my..... BONER.....
I eat those for breakfast
@@claudiadelaosa7125 uhh
cynthia. cyn-thi-a. jesus died for our sin-thee-us. XD
Jesus cried. Runaway bride. Julia Roberts. Julia rob-hurts. Cynthia. Mmmmmmmm. Cynthia you're dead.
lmfao
For us. For cynthia? For our cynthias? Nailed who? .. his poem, is actually amazing. Runaway bride. The church?
My favorite part lol
I was crying at that part :'D
BOP BOOP BEEP BAP BAP BOOP BOP
YOU'RE DEAD
Yes. Yes I am.
*dodges* no u
That's for Cynthia, who's dead.
Hope these are the first words spoken at my funeral 😂
@@bryanATOand coffin drop at the end
Channing brought me to tears at The beginning
The way he said it , like it was what was needed to be said, with soooooo much calm , is pure GOLD
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM...CYNTHIA!
Slam poetry.
YELLING.
😂
Angry😁
@@pyaesonemyo WAVING MY HANDS A LOT
"-You're the guy with the terrible suggestions!
-Yeah, yeah. You're welcome, man."
He's actually proud, lol.
Tatum's blank face while shouting the worst suggestions possible at the improv bit is what really did it for me!
THIS WAS LITERALLY THE FUNNIEST SCENE AND IT KILLED ME XDDDDDDD
Lol look who's back at 5 in the morning dying all over again
still dying
still dying boye
@@wildonion3479 Well god damn lmao
Legend has it Miranda is still dying.
What’s funny is how some people actually enjoyed his slam poetry, like it actually spoke to them 😂
*JULIA ROBERTS*
*_julia, rob hurts._*
Top ten saddest anime deaths
Wow so original haha I've never heard that one before haha wow bro so funny
John Donovan *shook*
ʟɪʟ sʜᴏᴏᴋ are you shook
JULIA ROB hurts
@@elsden722 Julia, *John hurts
2:32 I think that was channing really breaking character during this scene. Cos it’s fucking hilarious to not have any bloopers. I’m guessing they just cut it and put it at that part cos it fit perfectly.
Me: Where's Shakespeare when we need him?!
Some random dude: uh…dead beep bop boop bup dead!
YOU’RE DEAD
@@GeorgeKnight201101PR thank you 💥🌌💫🌺🍀💎
“I need to get home so I can feed my...”
“BONER!”
😂😂 Channing is absolutely amazing in these movies
The host taking a pause because of the ridiculous exit the first group did is such a small detail in this scene that kills me lmao
I never noticed that, that’s hilarious
0:38 I like his reaction to the people walking offstage
Im amazed by how perfect the cast is
@ 2:32 Tattum is "XD XD dude is going to embarrase himself, what a looser!"
Then at the end he's like "WTF with this people?"
2:48 if this gets 15 likes im gonna do this for my school talent show
Only Luna gotta do it
How’d it go
Did u do it
Did you do it
watched this multiple times to prepare myself for the slam poem competition in my school. This video reduces my anxiety, and just made me laugh
Wow, how'd it end up going lol?
Hey, how was it?
I reference this and people understand, the world is good
I love how the tambourine just appears right back on the chair after he dropped it.
Channing’s laugh when Jonah goes on stage is priceless
"That's probably what you should do 'cause that stuff is funny"
I used to watch this shit with my nephew when he was round 1 or 2 on my iPhone with earphones on when he says “SLAM ….POETRY” he’d giggle a lil and when it got to the “Julia Roberts….. JULIA ….ROB….. HURTS” he’d start busting up like crazy man this shit hella reminded me of a good memory appreciate ya for this🙏🏽💯
one of my favorite cinematic moments of all time
"Work in progress.
...
"Slam poetry!
Yelling!
Angry!
...
Waving my hands a lot!
Specific point of view on things!
Cynthia!
(ENUNCIATING) *Cynthia!*
Jesus died for our Sin-thee-uhs
Jesus cried
Runaway bride
*JULIA ROBERTS!*
JULIA ROB *picks up tambourine* HURTS
(ENUNCIATING) *_Cynthia!_*
(GROANS) Cynthia
You're dead!
You are dead!
*BAP BOOP BEEP BOP BOP BOOP BOP*
...
you're dead!
...
That's for Cynthia.
Who's dead.
*drops mic*
Omg 😂😂😂
Okay_ Wason how long did that take you?
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Yay! I really needed a descriptive form of SLAM! POETRY!
I wonder how jonah hill felt after reading this in script 😂😂🤣
That mic drop XD
Jenko shaking his head at the end like i don't understand this shit.
KarlKraus why was he doing that?? I've never understood that
he tried to signal how stupid he started to sound lol
Jonathan Lewis He was giving away the fact that they were undercover (I know the comment prolly a lil late lol)
Once he started saying Cynthia was dead, Jenko thought that was giving away the fact that they were trying to take Cynthia down.
0:21 I love this part so much I was dying during the movie 😂😂😂
From beginning to end this scene never gets old.
“Oh I’m so hungry I wish I had a”
“TAMPON!”
Best work of literary poetry of the 20th century.
I have an assignment where I have to write a slam poem for one of my college classes that I have to present infront of the class and it caught me off guard because I never write poems or know how. Jonah Hill is a visual representation of what's going to be me on Tuesday 🤣🤣
How did it go?
as someone who is genuinely into poetry this is my favorite scene of any movie ever
My English teacher showed this to us
Still waitin for 23 jump street, I forgot how many I watched both movies, jonah and channing are legends
Slam poetry is the second most self-indulgent art form after taking glamour shots of yourself for social media.
I didn't think they could top the first movie but lo and behold they did 😂😂😂
So no ones going to talk about
"my brown nipple will produce white milk during lactation"
😂😂😂😂
I died
bap boop beep bap
Your dead!😓👋🏻👋🏻
*you're
Idgaf
YellowSaint THUG LIFE 420 BLAZE IT FUCK DA POLICE
Amanda Bynes and Channing Tatum were in She's the Man together.. awkwaaaaaard
lollypopy8 is amanda here?
0:58
What the fuck. I just realized that 😂😂😂
Why is it awkward?
julia roberts , julia rob-hurts 😂😂😂😂
Damn! I miss these guys together... I want 23 Jump Street.
0:38 😂 underrated part, the guy looks at them walking off stage like WTF? lol
0:59 If Tatum yelled She's The Man it would've been such a funny reference lmao iykyk
I was watching this at 3:30am and I laughed so loud I'm surprised that my parents didn't wake up
Lol 4:30am for me, couldn’t stop laughing I woke up my GF in bed. She is like “WHAT the hell are you watching??” 😂
“Yeah I had a sister.. but more like a fister- fake sister”
Gotta Blast i was just thinking about this😂
Rewatching this i have to say the cherry on top was jenkos gesture telling him "ok, you're good, wrap it up, quit while you're ahead". both movies are classics now.
My most favourite scene in movie history, never laughed harder
“This piece is called areolas”
i love at the end of this slam poetry "you death... you're death.. pap.. poop.. peep.. pap.. pap poop.. pap.. " LoL..XD
Love how cool the improv guys were when talking with Jenko.
julia roberts julia rob hurts.... bob boop beep this shit is funny as hell i could watch this movie once a week
when im bored and i feel like challenging myself i go back to this video to try not to laugh
A guy at my school performed this at a NO HE DIDN'T NOBODY DID
The disgusted mic-toss at the end was the cherry on top!
When I watched this scene in the movies, i continued laughing for almost 3min straight after the sscene was done. just epic
I mean he had a valid poem. It's satirical of slam poetry in general
Jenko at the shaking his head after Schmidt got an applause 😂
Channings disgust at the end is brilliant.
Still better than Ricegum's disstracks
I literally cried myself into a coma the first time i saw this scene
I love how I use my Google voice and say, "Julia Rob Hurts" & it directly plays this video
this is uh 😳 a work 📚 in progress so uh... slam 💢 poetry 📜, yelling!🗣angry,😡 waving, 🙋🏽♀️my, hands, ✋🏼a, lot! specific point👈🏻, of, view on, things! cynthia👩🏼🦰, cyn-thee-uh. jesus, died, for, our, cyn-thee-us.👩🏼🦰👩🏼🦰 jesus cried.😭 runaway 🏃🏽♀️bride. 👰🏼 julia roberts!👩🏽 julia👩🏽 rob, hurts😖. cynthia 👩🏼🦰mmmmm cynthia.👩🏼🦰 ur dead😵. you are dead 💀 bop boop beep bop bop boop bop🤖! ur dead💀 . that’s for cynthia, 👩🏼🦰 who’s dead.💀
You forget the mic drop 🎤
One of my favorite scenes. Hysterical 😂
The best part is that most of them all went along with it instead of laughing 😂
1:45 the girl was thirsting for Channing live in a set lol
Who else memorizes this? hahaha this never gets old
This will always make me laugh hysterically
The best thing about this (other than the "SLAM, POETRY!" part) is the fact that the audience loved it.
The way he walks off kills me every time I see it
Why did he even grab the tambourine (3:16)?
Slam. Poetry.
Because. Julia Rob, hurts.
Velinite LMAO
He robbed the tambourine
This piece is called, "areolas".
3:34
When jenko was like, you're doing too much
The quick shots of Channing Tatum towards the end👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻✨
Jonah Hill is so funny😂🤣 His performance in this film was just impeccable👌
the editing in this scene makes it. So good. Imperfect obviously but fucking awesome,