free history lesson but it's taught by an idiot playing minecraft
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 8 ก.พ. 2025
- accidentally multiplied the mongol invasion force estimates by 10 but anyone who calls me out on it is a BIG NERD
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"I've seen more dramatic battles, like the battle of kotombo"
Techno has been around for much longer than I thought
Nope Yep you earned my like.
He never dies what did you expect
Technoblade never dies
technoblade is an old god, he’s the manifestation of battle and war, he has seen it all
@@skrunklyscrimblo383 he IS the blood god
I would learned so much more if my teachers destroyed at sky-wars on the projector while lecturing.
No Longer hello first reply
@@Nathan-yl6dv you don't deserve such power
@I'm done Apparently they don't...
Things like this make me want to be a teacher
Dude fr tho
"Almost as incredible as... I don't have a reference for this."
*Your sources.*
I read this right as he said this😂😳
@@starpop3737 me too lmao
Psyvcho I guess we all just read that at the same time
History teachers: You can't defeat me
Wikipedia: I know but he can
Technoblade: :)
Omg I read it exactly at that time too
Getting this recommended years later is a stab to the heart, but it's been long enough to forget what this video is about, so it's like watching it for the first time. Miss you Techno, maybe someday we'll all meet you again to hear more history lessons
same, just got it on my home page now and clicked it just to reminisce :')
I’m the exact same way man, I saw it in my recommended despite watching it before, I used to rewatch all his videos tho
I just got it recommended, and I will always watch these
Yep same
Techno: Can you tell me the accurate numbers of the Mongols?
Random Chinese Book: *No, I don’t think I will*
it was lower than 300k
People think us Chinese people are smart (some people who actually make good decisions) like, the books are hella long but the summary is just like, “Xin wanted to find his mom”
@@horus3416 and you don't even get to know if he found her at the end
Horus ain’t that the truth U-U
Horus take these scrolls to the west or something
Dreams war cry: CMERE GEORGE
Technos war cry: helloooooo
Or “Donde ist la bibliotecha?”
6:30
Lol
Its silent H guys, EEELLLOO
@@juliaelkin9896 Techno, whilst running at someone with a sword: *WHERE IS THE LIBRARY*
I have become too advanced for school.
i did not go to school becase i wanted to play skywars
LegitPlays I would’ve liked this, but it’s at 269 rn
I became that years ago
oh no, he's become too powerful
So you graduated?
He entertained us with everything, even with a free history lesson while dominating in sky wars, rest well Alex, we’ll see you again someday
Only time will tell. This man will go in the History Books as the greatest Minecraft player and amazing content creator on TH-cam.
Legend has it that he’s conquered everything on earth and is now off to fight god himself
@@benjamin91821obviously it’s canon
@@benjamin91821 and he will win!!!!!
@@Vhdnrobviously
"it's 10 pm, it's due in two hours, and i haven't started my essay" I just went through this last night. Except it was four papers, and I had plenty of sources. I'm just a hardcore procrastinator
Lets see did you finish on time
r/usernamechecksout
wãtęr mêlön thäñk ÿōû
i need to submit a video report about a story called “THE COCK” and i’m too embarrassed to do it
@@an-lt6io i feel bad for you
Little did techno know that he would one day rule the world
he knew all along
he always has
Potatoe Boi He used to rule the world, chunks would load when he gave the word
@@liemduongthanh8386 legend
It was all a part of the master plan😈
Teacher: So, Mr. Technoblade, why have you chosen to write your topic on the second mongol invasion of Japan?
Technoblade: I watched like an anime or something on the first one i think.
Nobody calls their student "Mr".
@@djdhshshhshdhdbsudysyshsg6151 Eh, some of my teachers do.
@@djdhshshhshdhdbsudysyshsg6151 nah, it's a thing especially in college
djdhshshhshdhdb sudysyshsg you must be pretty young, most college professors do say Mr, and some in late secondary school
@@pduck2386 I doubt your any older, judging by your name and the fact the technoblade fans are very young. Your just repeating what Patai said.
Watching this back because it's the type of content Techno made back when I originally out about found him. Thanks for everything. It's been a wild ride to see where he ended up getting.
same, I remember my brother introduced me to his skywars videos, he was and still is an amazing youtuber
@@dethman2736 the same happened with me
i am going to miss him so much. i was so happy he blew up but i was always waiting for these kinds of videos to return to my inbox. the world has lost a gem
9:41 his monotone “die.” Gives me so much life
Lol it's great
ironic
yes.
Hmm yes the floor here is made out of f̶l̶o̶o̶r̶ ceiling
no it gives you death
life lessons for teachers: your students will pay significantly more attention if you are incredibly sarcastic and give us the lesson while murdering a bunch of children in funny block game
If my teaches played Minecraft while teaching I would be 100 times more interested in the subject`
@@snappy4212 same
@@snappy4212 you have a point
Thinking about doing videos talking about geology while playing the funny block game.
no shit my AP US history teacher was a hilarious sarcastic bastard, Best class of the year
Pretty sure I’ve learned more from “an idiot playing skywars” than an entire year of history taught by a man with a masters degree in history.
It's also engaging to watch him play games while he's talking while the guy teaching isn't very fun to pay attention too
It's all about presentation
@@irok1 Bruh is that a Megamind reference
You are totally correct
...no...
I love how the voice is not over the gameplay and instead he’s telling the story as he’s playing so he just breaks in the story sometimes
This is something I especially always loved about his commentary vids
E
@EEEEEEEE why are you everywhere
Not gonna lie- if Techno made a podcast talking about history/mythology id listen to every second of it. Id actually WANT to learn something lmao
This is how I remember anything I’ve ever learned. I just make it a meme.
Yesss
@@lucymartyr4364 I'm gonna try that, lol
Same
you can just... watch other channels. overly sarcastic productions does both history and mythology.
Are we just gonna ignore the fact that Techno knew the exact count for American military personnel killed during the Mexican-American war? Seriously, look it up. He got the exact count.
I can’t believe he counted them all
he was responsible for their deaths, obviously
I’m too lazy to search up but have a like
He killed them on skywars
He writes each videos script beforehand, so he probably wrote down the exact count of Americans that were killed
6:30 He casually beats up cho5en while talking about a historic war...
He probably didn't even realise
@@bruhgaming3142 cho5en did tho
RougenPlex I think he’s talking about technoblade
Cactez lmaooo cho5en sucks ass
Cho5en's channel is him tryharding and then a pig talking about history just trashed him
This video is my comfort video. I was going to say “was” but that does not feel right. This will always be my comfort video. Even though I will never hear from techno in a new video again, I will always have this channel to come back to. He helped me with so much. He kept me motivated, helped me sleep at night, showed me that I could be myself no matter what, and I am so grateful for that. I will never, ever, ever forget Technoblade. Thank you for everything you have done for me. You truly are someone amazing. -N
FIJI !
Rest In Peace techno
:(
Yeah he will really really really be missed, REST IN PIECE KING...
So we all here rn?🧍
Me, who knows Portuguese:
"Finally, I have beaten Technoblade!"
pfff eu pensei o mesmo
eyyyy relatable
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa bom dia amigo nao falho brasil
me who knows how to say grape in portugese:
does this count?
@@nessi2635 I mean, it counts as 0.0000000001%, which, according to completely correct math, means you have beaten Technoblade by 0.0000000001%, so hell yeah!
TH-camr: Makes game play background video, than makes the commentary part.
Legend: Commentates live during game play
absolute god:plays video games while talking about an invasion on japan, casually destroying leaderboards player without even aknowledging it.
yes
Teacher so today we will be learning history
Me who watched technoblades history lesson: I am 4 parallel universes ahead of you
@@corinne-bc7wi shhhhhhh
"h i s t o r y"
"So what kind of history? A specific war or something?
"h i s t o r y"
@@corinne-bc7wi who'se gonna tell him
I know this comment will most likely go completely unseen, but I just wanna say I found this video after Techno passed, and it is warming my heart immensely. Like, he was just such a chill and sarcastic dude. rip
i saw it
your comment is SEEN
hi
Did not go unseen actually, tons if people visiting back
@Spencycle felt
Well you know the routine see you guys in a year
See ya then!
see ya!
Bye!
See ya!Have a nice year :D!
TapHarvL is that you?
Dad: “TH-cam isn’t educational”
Me: “I watch Technoblade”
Dad: “I stand corrected”
History teachers: You can't defeat me
Wikipedia: I know but he can
Technoblade: :)
And he'll just say hellooo
Lmao
I feel weird watching this video.
On one hand I feel comforted, because these videos helped me out a lot during hard times, they were quite literally my comfort videos.
On the other hand. I know he's gone now.
Exactly
You are not the only one feeling like that 😔
Before:😊😊😊😂😂😂
After :😢😢😢😢😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
yeah
You know I like to think that when I watch these videos, I'm looking back in past to a time when he was still alive. And yes, he's gone now, but at that moment, in 2018, he's alive and living his life to the fullest, following his dreams. And even though his adventure is over, it was still going on when the video was recorded. I like to think that he achieved his dream and he was always himself. It comforts me that he achieved his dream - he became the greatest TH-camr.
Me: Graduates college with the highest grades Professor: Who taught you all of this
me: Well... It’s complicated
1st comment. Give me a cookie for my hard work pls.
ThatOneGuy 546 dude I didn’t know even know I commented this lol dang
@@owvex5810 3rd comment. Do I get half of a cookie
Wei Xin yes
Wei Xin 🍪
technoblade: i'm not good at pvp
also technoblade: casually beats up chosen in an 11-minute minecraft let's play
My Mom:
You better be studying
Me:
Doing a History assignment
Starting the video with "I havent uploaded a video in like a century" just hits me in the feels so much
FINALLY - SONEONE WHO AGREES WITH ME THAT FINALS AND EXAMS ARE BETTER THAN ESSAYS
yes! Finallyy! someone who agrees
writing random junk versus being asked specific questions that usually in my experience are pretty easy? yeah ill take door number two plz
Finals and exams make me stressed as frigg.
Essays are for me better.
I cant even do tests without stressing. Ree
I agree with u
Final exams are easy if you study but writing an essay without a knowledge of that thing, etc no thanks
Technoblade: "I'm a great example. You should all learn from me- Oh, he brought me a shirt."
Lmao
how nice of him
Q&A
Q: didnt i see this video like two hours ago
A: no, that was all an illusion, you've been tricked. this is the first time
no but really reuploaded because youtube didnt notify like 50% of ppl so. hopefully it does this time. woo
Hi techno
Technoblade o hi techno
Technoblade third reply pls sub
It notified me... but it was gone by the time I clicked.
alright i believe you. carry on
this being recommended 5 years later brings back so many memories
i miss you techno
"Just another Tesla that caught on fire"
**Sad Elon Musk noise**
Bruh
@@Astro1tu all the news about Tesla on fire is fake, Journalism is dead and the media gets paid by the oil companies btw
@@nghiemnguyen6813 I know my family OWNS a TESLA MODEL 3
I was looking for this comment!!! I caught the joke and was trying to find another person who did too!
i thought it was Nikolai Tesla's lab caught on fire
Techno's comment section:
50% - History is dumb
50% - OMG TECHNO KILLED CHO5EN!!1!!!11!
I haven’t seen either of those once
I actually love history so
@@penguincubes3729 history can be really interesting
Pierre Sihite history can teach us lots about humanity
Penguin Brawls agree
Technoblade’s stories are so good, the TH-cam algorithm suggests these videos because viewers just keep wanting to hear his stories while he casually wins every game he plays
what a nerd
These videos just hit different... RIP Techno, you will be missed.
“I’ll turn to Chinese “
“ITS ABOUT THE JAPANESE”
THEY'RE THE SAMEEE
China was apart of the mongol empire and Chinese scholars probably were the ones to record it
Mongolian once ruled a dynasty of China so that's pretty much Chinese.
I love when techno shows that he is big brain. Like when he talks about smart stuff or uses big words. Very nice. Do it more
this comment made me sad.
@@stevethellama007 how so?
This is my favorite techno video. Rest easy, man. I can’t even begin to express how much of an impact you had on my young, impressionable brain when i started watching you 5 years ago.
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thank you so much, words simply cannot describe how much this specific video has comforted and calmed me in my darkest times
i’ll always miss you
rest in peace techno
Collage: why are you applicable for a scholarship
Me:
@@corinne-bc7wi who gives a frick
@@corinne-bc7wi You mean “Not collage, college” ironic you’ve messed up your grammar while correcting grammar....
@Jacoby Actually he/she was pointing out op's grammar, not correcting him
TH-cam recommended this to me again, what a good day
Can we all agree we need this man as our teacher. I would listen, and stay.
😢😭 well miss him
Thank you Technoblade, the production quality never mattered, it was all about your personality and skill. Fly high, king.
can we get a free english lesson next? (Persuasive writing please)
Noah Hornbeak It was a joke
@@wearefarmersbumbabumbumbum1620 yes very obviously
Bruh moment
@@wearefarmersbumbabumbumbum1620 lol yh, i was tryna do a comedy
I just finished persuasive essay, it was a pain
I like persuasive and argumentative essays, rhetorical analysis essays are the WORST. I hate analyzing other people’s speeches. I can do it well, but I just hate it.
This man is therapy for ppl in school no matter what level of schooling.
It pains me rewatching these videos knowing the charismatic man making them has passed. Rest In Peace Technoblade. I will miss you a lot.
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Still getting recommended this in 2025 oh boy. Technoblade never dies
At this rate with how much his videos keep popping up he truly will never be forgotten
Thanks now I can quit school.
Him: the Chinese write everything down
Me, a Chinese person: ...I can't even take notes in history cause it's BORING
Can agree. I'm taking AP U.S. history rn (even tho I literally told EVERYONE I didn't want anything AP) and its so boring. Let me look at the random nonsense that DOESN'T involve politics for once
@@itsgirlcraft5842 exaclty. US history is generally more boring at least in my opinion so that’s like the final nail on the coffin
I’m not Chinese but still Asian. My fear of my parents kicking my ass over a bad grade scares me into taking notes on everything.
@@Hazyla this is relatable except the fact that im usually half asleep by the time history class comes around
Same. I just draw random shit on my Chinese History notebook. It can range from a very badly proportioned OC or fanart, to decently drawn bow or sword, or a hot dog. Or a flower. Chinese History is just art class with no topic for me. Well sometimes I doodle the shit they were talking about like how the same emperor died because of some revolution or some shit for the millionth time.
“An estimate so vague it might as well have come from socialblade’s estimated earnings”
Underrated quote right there
Jesus Christ is our savior, he died on the Cross for our sins. Putting your faith in Him is the only way to get to Heaven when you die🙏✝️
That was THE MOST random way to reply to that comment..
@@westonlord4214no ❤
"He lost the 1v1"
Had me cracking up.
6:30 Techno talks about history while making history
Soviet Doggo, not really.
He killed the no.2 player in skywars
Haha I made it 69 likes B)
@@qthyuckk now defend it
@I haven't Showered for a year but
_defends_
Not only did you just teach us history, You were writing your own history.
Is this a tribute for Technoblade?
@@newberryedits yeah
@@Karmmortal oh no, I did a challenge that if I find a technoblade tribute comment, the video ends.... I respect my guy don't worry. I guess I have to end there. Love ya!!!
Teacher: talks about history
Kids: hide in a closet instead of attending class
Techno as teacher: talks about history
Kids: pay the most attention ever
10:07 - Technoblade predicts event 6 years in the future
This popping up my recommendation almost made me cry
Alt title: pig man plays block game while complaining about sources for a history essay
Why am i watching this instead of doing my history homework...
This is history
yep
yep
Because this is not only better than any history lesson but it is the BEST way to learn this stuff cause it´s a pig man stabbing orphans
69th like
I’m actually starting the unit on the Mexican American war and I’m struggling so my TH-cam recommended me this video and I definitely cried but I learned.
Miss you buddy
It’s funny how he just talks about his life as he plays skywars lmao
Technobald calm: şïr
Tachnobabe panik: Břooö
Wtf did i just read?
@@supr3me83 no clue
It's beautiful
I've looked at this for 5 hours now
“just another tesla that caught on fire” 6 years later and that still stands 😂
10:08 is techno seeing the FURTURE
Holy, I was about to make that joke
I will never get over technoblade, i fear
8:43 This has to be the biggest flex in the history of Minecraft
Technoblade uploading???? I think he got hacked
IKR
Unoriginal comment
greedy child.mp4 ikr
haaax
agree
looking back its crazy to think how techno was legit in highschool and bsing about hs issues and schoolwork
6:27 don’t mind Technoblade just DESTROYING CHO5EN (skywars leaderboard player) without a sweat while talking about history.
And youtube just decided to make me cry
fantastic recommendation youtube
There was a test i took and there’s a question said what did the soldiers do when they got out of the water ? My answer was they dried their cloths and that’s when I decided to drop out lmao
“I’m gonna flex so hard on the future when they see these numbers”. -TechnoBlade, 2018
and now he has 1.8M subs as of June 2020
@@sylvicalias and now he has 2.88M subs as of Oct 2020 OvO
@@v3x1107 now he has 3.94 million subs on Dec 13th 2030
@@Elyricai almost 4 mil pog-
@@Elyricai now he has 5.59 million subs on Feb 3rd 2021
"he has what i need, a HAT"
Will the algorithm bless us with a reunion???
6:30 techno casually taking a dump on the leaderboard
its technoblade, what would you expect
69 likes
@@scorch1036 68 actually
3:00
‘I have the high ground Ana- wait what?’
Nobody:
Not a single soul:
The history channel at 3am:
Ya know? Life's simple! I see an old Technoblade video on my homepage- I click!
"I'm exaggerating slightly."
"Japan is a tiny island with like 12 and a half people"
"*SLIGHTLY*"
Its a medium island with 14 and a half people
12 and 1/3
half a pearson
This is me studying for my history assignment..
don’t question it
if your watching this in 2022, he wouldnt want you to be upset and its okay to still be grieving and everythings gonna be okay
I don't know anything about MCYT but this video got recommended to me and the part where he said his essay was due in 2 hours, and he hadn't started yet? Very relatable.
I’m rewatching all of his video after he passed away. Fly high, Techno❤️🕊
“So it won’t be Eurocentric”
Europe back then: lol I practically own the whole world. Either the land is mine or I have strict deals on others
500 year period
R.I.P Techno,
You have entertained all of us,
You have been a idol for some of us,
You have fought for a lot of great things for which i support you.
All the best wishes to his family and friends,
Thank you Alex for the great times you have given us.
Incredible to get recomended a technoblade video now...
Rest in power, king
casually killed CHO5EN
I miss him
Rest in peace king of Minecraft
fr
This is one of my comfort videos. I miss him. I keep coming back to this in my times of hardship. Rest in Peace Techno you are deeply missed.
Teacher: what was your source for this essay?
Me: technoblade
A+
A++
I'm so glad that there's someone who loves exams like me. For real, it's so much easier than essays. I'm glad I'm not an English major tho
this was my comfort video (:
hope ur resting well!! you saved my life with this post lol, i remember a few years ago to now no matter how upset i was i’d come back and watch this post and it’d make me feel better !!
You forgot to switch accounts? I don’t know maybe someone deleted a reply but still
@@jenathica8769 I believe they're trying to say they hope Techno rests well.
"Welcome guys to another episode of skywars"... it's so sad that we are never going to hear him say it again..
Indeed
"Died in a tornado."