Awkward Rap

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 17 ส.ค. 2008
  • A hip-hop tribute to life's most uncomfortable moments, featuring CH's Dan, Sam & Amir. See more at www.collegehumor.com/originals
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  • @IconOfSin88
    @IconOfSin88 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

    Still a straight up banger in 2024

  • @STevEKlm012
    @STevEKlm012 12 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    "I want to avoid further social connection so I'll walk twenty minutes in the wrong direction" story of my life

  • @oliviacrouch9562
    @oliviacrouch9562 9 ปีที่แล้ว +423

    7 years later and all of these are still relevant

    • @redgreen2453
      @redgreen2453 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      +Olivia Crouch The IM one, not so much

    • @adrian6t
      @adrian6t 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +RedGreen ...zona i8

    • @ldmt1995
      @ldmt1995 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The will always be relevant.

    • @3.14applepi
      @3.14applepi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      11 now..

    • @Floedekage
      @Floedekage 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Jason Yang How do you mean?

  • @cherishrandall6718
    @cherishrandall6718 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    12 years later and this is still my jam lol

  • @00058000
    @00058000 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    Pretty crazy that the guy who did the second verse of this song is now in charge of the whole company.

  • @TheCrashLandon
    @TheCrashLandon 10 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    I lose it when Amir yells _I_ _feel_ _like_ _such_ _an_ _ass_

  • @JaxBlade
    @JaxBlade 11 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    After all these years its Still a Classic XD

    • @delarkaBCN
      @delarkaBCN 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      can confirm

  • @patrickgill8030
    @patrickgill8030 8 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    Man what happened to the beastie boys. They went off the rails.

    • @effy5289
      @effy5289 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wrath's Turntable Time Machine Rocksmash Attack (AKA The Mysterious Reuploader, Ace-edo Mask!) dude that name

    • @brettsmith5903
      @brettsmith5903 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      They went off the rails? Like they did a bunch of cocaine? What are you talking about?

    • @patrickgill8030
      @patrickgill8030 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@brettsmith5903 well i guess none of you understand a joke lmao

  • @LocalMultiplex
    @LocalMultiplex 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    It was a different time.

  • @ohtrueyeahnah
    @ohtrueyeahnah 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    This has aged gracefully

    • @yorgunsamuray
      @yorgunsamuray 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Not much changed about these situations...even existing before internet.

  • @littleblueclovers
    @littleblueclovers 8 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    Wave hand: It's not to me.
    Don't wave hand: It's an acquaintance and I come off as cold.
    Fuck.

  • @Gypsygeekfreak17
    @Gypsygeekfreak17 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    14 years later it still hits

  • @whosajigaya
    @whosajigaya 9 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Back in the good ol' days of CollegeHumor :(

  • @________nap
    @________nap 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Still bopping this shit in 2022

  • @seb6849
    @seb6849 10 ปีที่แล้ว +201

    I can relate to almost all of these i'm as socially competent as a squirrel.

    • @fizzgum
      @fizzgum 10 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Hey squirrels are pretty social :)

    • @seb6849
      @seb6849 10 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      they never speak to me :(

    • @Coratison
      @Coratison 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      seb I think squirrels are better than me - this was 3 years ago
      ~awkward

  • @cheegum6296
    @cheegum6296 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Yes still watching this

  • @Hollameyah899
    @Hollameyah899 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Sam, Dan, and Amir are pretty much the Beastie Boys for Millennials, head-first and tail-end.

  • @purplesodapop
    @purplesodapop 12 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I remember seeing this on TV back when they still had their show. Holy shit, that was forever ago...

  • @manictiger
    @manictiger 9 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    I've done the waving thing before. Dear god that fucking sucks.

    • @LooxeY
      @LooxeY 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +manictiger I did it a few times and never gave a fuck

    • @manictiger
      @manictiger 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Márton Lukács
      No, that's the facade part of you not making a big deal of it.
      Internally, you wanted to get laid.

  • @Liamm420
    @Liamm420 10 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    That awkward moment when you relate to 90% of this rap.

    • @effy5289
      @effy5289 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      YouKilled Kenny sexy profile dude

  • @Winter-tb7cc
    @Winter-tb7cc ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Currently hiding in the bathroom because my boss is crying in our office. This video seemed like an appropriate thing to watch

  • @joshuadirim5143
    @joshuadirim5143 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    It's 2020 !! This song deserves another run !!

  • @Superdarkcloud666
    @Superdarkcloud666 8 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Dan's verse was the best.

  • @vxvxvxvx
    @vxvxvxvx 10 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    6 years later, this song is still relevant.

  • @redshiftmedia2485
    @redshiftmedia2485 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    these classic CH videos are so refreshing. 2007-2009 have so many great vids.
    my dance crew would love to make a music video this awesome

  • @rushabhmane
    @rushabhmane 9 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    This song is a compilation of all my nightmares

    • @kosta.d7388
      @kosta.d7388 9 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      And of my life

  • @TheSatanash666
    @TheSatanash666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    It's almost 2020 and I still relate to this sooo much 😣😣😣

  • @jeffblaze209
    @jeffblaze209 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Watching in 2022👍🏾

  • @awkwardtenshi27
    @awkwardtenshi27 15 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Amir should make regular music videos for CollegeHumor! Not his usual raps but when he's more serious like this! I loved it

  • @RS-wk5ts
    @RS-wk5ts 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    *12 years after, still one of the best rap*

  • @ardnegoyamrahs6177
    @ardnegoyamrahs6177 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Sam, Dan and Amir.
    Name a better trio.

  • @leadersofthenewschool
    @leadersofthenewschool 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    this song is so perfect omg

  • @P3sc
    @P3sc 14 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "I want to avoid for the social connections, so I walk 20 minutes in the wrong direction"
    I love this part. So true :D

  • @elvacamarena6660
    @elvacamarena6660 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The amount of power this had over my 6th grade experience.

  • @whosajigaya
    @whosajigaya 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    These is the CollegeHumor I love !

  • @DaveKupratis
    @DaveKupratis 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Still relevant and loving this since it's release!

  • @TheNightEyes
    @TheNightEyes 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    10 years later and I can still sing along

  • @Bluerush1992
    @Bluerush1992 8 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    Why is this actually my life

    • @HiHACKER
      @HiHACKER 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😟

    • @ubitcumajkemi
      @ubitcumajkemi 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      no its not, you just boring.

  • @killingwomen1036
    @killingwomen1036 10 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    I am guilty of everything they rapped about :P

    • @vikbys
      @vikbys 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Most of us are, I think :3

    • @nickgalbraith6608
      @nickgalbraith6608 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Viktor Byström Racist.

  • @ReleasedHollow
    @ReleasedHollow 13 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I saw this in 08, and i still come back to it, now that's staying power.

  • @TheOpeningFaun
    @TheOpeningFaun 8 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I hate that it's so relatable.

  • @supasniper13
    @supasniper13 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This shit still bumps.

  • @porterejohn
    @porterejohn 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is still one of the best CH vids ever!

  • @PS3DJ09
    @PS3DJ09 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Good ol' TH-cam classic

  • @evo1video
    @evo1video 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Damn 13 years and this song is still relevant

  • @polishedrelish
    @polishedrelish 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    WE MAKING IT OUT THE ELAVATOR WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥💯💯🗣🗣

  • @chicofuu
    @chicofuu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    13 years later
    Still listening

  • @Hollameyah899
    @Hollameyah899 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    0:26 I believe that's called a fareeze, not to be confused with a snart, which is when you fart a sneeze... yes, I've been watching Collegehumor/Hardly Working for a long time...

  • @bovko1
    @bovko1 10 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Just watching this video makes me feel awkward..

  • @theyoutubecommentepidemic5528
    @theyoutubecommentepidemic5528 9 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    This is like the awkward version of the beastie boys.

  • @hockeynut4ever11
    @hockeynut4ever11 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    i downloaded this video onto my phone about 4 years ago and every time i feel like looking through my videos, i find this and sing along with it. i know all the words.

  • @logankowarsky
    @logankowarsky 13 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    These guys are so awesome, it makes you wonder if they have never been in those awkward scenerios...but they must have 'cause it's so bitingly accurate.

  • @captainautobots
    @captainautobots 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    4,444 comments... until I showed up. AWKWARD!!!!

  • @katefrost8500
    @katefrost8500 10 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    They are like a mixture of Beastie Boys and the Lonely Island, lol.

  • @ItsTehCenter
    @ItsTehCenter 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    omg, i love this whole thing

  • @BooksandNargles
    @BooksandNargles 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is amazing was beyond words.

  • @WordUnheard
    @WordUnheard 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Waitress - "Well, you enjoy your meal."
    Me - ""You, too."
    ____________________________
    Waitress - "Thank you. Come back and see us."
    Me - "You, too."
    ____________________________
    Waitress - "Wow, you sure gobbled up that food super fast!"
    Me - "You too."
    This is why I now eat alone, in my apartment.

  • @Nachtness
    @Nachtness 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    man, Sam has been with CH since the beginning, huh

  • @jstanz22
    @jstanz22 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    ok, how did I just find this CH vid? I've seen so many but not this one! It rocks

  • @javalavadingdong
    @javalavadingdong 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Haven't watched this since it was out and its still so HILARIOUSLY funny xD

  • @enriquesherwoodcaballero4216
    @enriquesherwoodcaballero4216 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    checking in with the people still here in 2024 🙌

  • @zackareeree1490
    @zackareeree1490 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I'm waiting for a Game Changer episode where someone references this for Sam

  • @bobaldo7
    @bobaldo7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Everyone savour this video, it will be gone soon

  • @IndigoGeronimo5959
    @IndigoGeronimo5959 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    My favorite College Humor video of all time.

  • @HipHopOtaku
    @HipHopOtaku 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Lol, this is my jam!

    • @justinsimmons5427
      @justinsimmons5427 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      lol shut up cortana.

    • @halo9372
      @halo9372 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      we know, it's you everyday

  • @turnleftaticeland
    @turnleftaticeland 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    amir at the end lmao

  • @ZeProcrastinatorz
    @ZeProcrastinatorz 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is soo bloody true man, all the awkward scenarios!

  • @naomee
    @naomee 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    One of my favourite videos XD

  • @KyleKekoa
    @KyleKekoa 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This Video Pretty much describes my life.

  • @OmegaFalcon
    @OmegaFalcon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    OMG! I just realized these guys look like Ed Edd and Eddy XD

  • @ElAnvaBar
    @ElAnvaBar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    How does this song not have more likes? I thought it would have accreud way more likes and views over the past shitload of years.

  • @Nimbus3690
    @Nimbus3690 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    classic. coming back to this after 2 years

  • @BardouWolfVideoEditor
    @BardouWolfVideoEditor 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    still watching in 2015

    • @supavids4eva
      @supavids4eva 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +The Lone Wolf Skates Congratulations.

    • @BardouWolfVideoEditor
      @BardouWolfVideoEditor 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thanks dad!

    • @supavids4eva
      @supavids4eva 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Don't lie, boy. You black, you ain't got no dad. LOL.

    • @BardouWolfVideoEditor
      @BardouWolfVideoEditor 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      yes, he died of colon cancer before i was born (:

  • @eddsworldgaming9696
    @eddsworldgaming9696 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    *AWKWARD RAP*
    *MUSIC PRODUCED BY THE THREE STOOGES*
    *20th Century Music Video*
    Lyrics:
    [Larry:]
    A one, two, three, four...
    [Moe:]
    Wait a minute! You come in after four.
    [Larry:]
    So on five?
    [Moe:]
    Yes, but i'm not gonna say five.
    [Curly:]
    Come on! I'm not gonna say five or six well soitanly! One, two, three four now!
    [Moe:]
    If you say "how are you?" I'll say
    [Larry And Curly:]
    "I'm Fine!"
    [Moe:]
    My hand in your car accidentally pain!
    [Larry:]
    I cough when i laugh and i bark when i freeze!
    [Curly:]
    Stand right behind to the- Ow! That hurt!
    [Moe:]
    If i see your laying, my feet goes on my face,
    [Larry:]
    Even you are waving to that leader over-
    *Slap*
    [Moe:]
    I talk cute about you like a, loot crate!
    'Till i realize that i wrote it in your I Am Jox!
    [Curly:]
    When a waitress says, "enjoy your drink", every single time i will say, "soitanly you too!"
    [Moe:]
    I mean it, yo! Have a snack next to me.
    [Larry:]
    Put yourself a can of my Loyal- Ow!
    *Punch*
    [Curly:]
    "How was your girlfriend? You two really riched!
    Oh you broke up, that girl was a dork..."
    [Larry:]
    "Excuse me, i cannot go to scotland.
    Oh you have a passport,
    YOU'RE ASIAN!
    [Kids:]
    AWKWAAAAAAARD!!!
    [Moe:]
    Oh when will this moment i'll pass?
    [Larry And Curly:]
    AWKWAAAAA- OW! OUGH!
    *Slap and Punch*
    [Curly:]
    I feel like such a pain!
    [Audience:]
    AWKWAAAAARD!!!
    [Larry:]
    It makes my neck cramp!
    [Children:]
    AWKWAAAAARD!!!
    [Larry:]
    Yo, yo, it makes me feel so mad.
    When i see your booty i give you a magical sight.
    Do i know you from life or from Buzztube?!
    Your far away and cause we can't tail yet,
    We'll act like our meatballs never ate.
    When we talk, i gotta hide my shrimp,
    You think we're GFF but i don't know your hair.
    So here's we are, in Disneyland!
    Do i give you a hug or just Shake this loot?!
    I go for the embraco warm and freezin!
    You try to shoot away but i keep on reloading!
    You try to pass by but we dump the weasels!
    And, thanks for the dance i'll be on north korea!
    We said our goodnights and i laugh a smile.
    Miss you already, (WHAT?! YOU STILL ALONE?!)
    I want to avoid further social media,
    So i walk in the vietnam in the right correction.
    [Animals:]
    AWKWAAAAARD!!!
    [Moe:]
    Oh, When will this moneybank?
    [Taylor Swift:]
    AWKWAAAARD!!!
    [Curly:]
    I feel like such a pain!
    [Kermit And The Muppets:]
    AWKWAAAAARD!!!
    [Ms.Piggy:]
    YOU THINK YOU CAN'T GET WORSE?!
    [Kids:]
    AWKWAAAAARD!!!
    [Moe:]
    Yo, yo, but we got one more words!
    [Curly:]
    I'm on the filipino train you want to impost,
    I'll say i'm pressing the open but i'll press door pose!
    If you make it in i will play a device,
    A way to look everywhere but in your nose!
    Then i'll follow you right out the door!
    Take a look around and it's a shame!
    Ring goes your bell, so put it to your head,
    "I didn't mean to ring you, but now we gotta talk."
    One last thing when my voice is high and there's suddenly silence in the crowd,
    I don't care, i won't change what i say...
    *I GOT A MILLION DOLLARS FROM THE ORPHANAGE!*

  • @woodpigeon66
    @woodpigeon66 13 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love these guys so much

  • @svcross-do
    @svcross-do 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love this.

  • @yunikage
    @yunikage 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    What does it mean that I've done almost all of this without feeling at all awkward?

  • @RubenGonzalez-rs8wf
    @RubenGonzalez-rs8wf 7 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Back when college humor was good

  • @zestyzucchini57
    @zestyzucchini57 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i gi back to this video 9 times a week

    • @zestyzucchini57
      @zestyzucchini57 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      just for the head bobs at the begiing

  • @TheFrankMcLunae
    @TheFrankMcLunae 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love this song.

  • @adamnewman1043
    @adamnewman1043 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

    Who here in 2024?

  • @felixd1002
    @felixd1002 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Thumbs up if you're watching in 2008.

  • @lundylow
    @lundylow 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I was watching a Gus Johnson video where he mentions the color aquamarine and it led me back here. Still love it. Also, even though same is in his early/mid-20s here he still looks like he's a dad of a 13-year-old child.

  • @KronchiiGaming
    @KronchiiGaming 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    I now have this song stuck in my head AWKWARD

  • @jaecal47
    @jaecal47 9 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    Thumbs up if your watching this in 2015.

  • @miatran1872
    @miatran1872 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    story of my life

    • @OverthereLook
      @OverthereLook 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I bet it is. All Chinese youths are awkward.

    • @SnoozeTheRecluse
      @SnoozeTheRecluse 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      OverthereLook I can't decide if that is racist, stereotypical or just a bad generalization. O__o

    • @OverthereLook
      @OverthereLook 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      DareDog₁₀₁
      sssss.... i kinda thought i deleted this comment...

    • @rubysmith4183
      @rubysmith4183 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      OverthereLook Awkward.........

    • @Immersible_
      @Immersible_ 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ruby Smith I was that awkward Chinese youth.
      Double awkward~!

  • @Shxbc
    @Shxbc 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    10 years later still one of the best hip hop song.

  • @thebestphobia
    @thebestphobia 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    The first time I saw this video, it was August 18th, 2008.
    That was also the last time I saw this video...
    Until now.
    And I must say.
    I still. Absolutely. Love it.

  • @HiHACKER
    @HiHACKER 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    looked at the walls? what color r they...😂

  • @therockana
    @therockana 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    reminds me of Vanilla Ice....

  • @ArtistryofDebauchery
    @ArtistryofDebauchery 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    this is such gold.

  • @AceWhips
    @AceWhips 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    that beat is so funky

  • @Insanityltself
    @Insanityltself 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    CollegeHumor used to be so good.

  • @kateyperry33
    @kateyperry33 9 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Thumbs up if your still watching this in 2014

  • @eudemon002
    @eudemon002 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    o man this is the first vido i ever watched of college humor and i love how amitr changes his voice

  • @themaverickfan
    @themaverickfan 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is genius. How is this not more well known?

  • @megailadan
    @megailadan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Back when CollegeHumor was great.

  • @NotMac
    @NotMac 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Beastie Boysish

    • @jay1932
      @jay1932 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's a blatant parody

  • @joshcamacho6342
    @joshcamacho6342 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Watching this over the years makes me cry to see what College humor has become...

  • @AmonOfTheSahelijos
    @AmonOfTheSahelijos 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    i admire your honesty.