@@BonJoviBeatlesLedZep , as long as it comes with handy amenities like your own urinal. lol Um, I don't think I'd like that. Clearly I'm not as manly as Rhett.
Pay attention how it starts really epic and manly but then slowly drops down to regular level "i don't remove pizza topings" manly. That's quite funny.
"I can sleep alone in the woods without a tent, I might be a little scared but then I get over it" That's a great show of true manliness. A true man is not fearless, but he can get over his fears when a situation demands it
Not just approved, Rhett and Link did a video called Epic Rap Battle before Epic Rap Battles of History even became a thing. I'm pretty sure if Mythical existed back in 2011, the ERBH guys would have had to license the name.
I have. But my scoutmaster was murdered as punishment for exposing the secret. I never forgave them for their corruption. And after 20 long years, I finally managed to avenge my master by destroying the Boy Scouts of America.
@@SSBMagy "Legit"? It's a real knot tied into a real piece of rope. It exists. See it for yourself. But whether it's actually used, actually useful, or actually known by this name is the mystery.
@@mr.worldwide4758 idk man all the smart people in the world say birth is the most extraordinary thing youll ever do in your life, so it kinda is pretty manly.
“I shave with a box cutter, blindfolded as well Cus if I look in the mirror I intimidate myself” Unironically one of the most badass things I’ve ever heard.
The musicvideo is about 4 minutes long and was uploaded 3 years ago. 3 Years = 156.42857 Weeks 156.42857 Weeks = 1095 Days 1095 Days = 26280 Hours 26280 Hours = 1576800 Minutes You sayed, you watched it "a billion times" 4 Minutes x 1000000000 = 4000000000 Minutes 4000000000 is orders of magnitude bigger then 1576800. It is impossible for you, to watch this a billion times in this timespan. In Fact, you would need 7610.35008 Years! You lied sir.
I'm so manly that when I peed my pants in front of everyone I didn't even cry and I look everyone directly in their eyes to embarrassed them for staring
I've been rewatching this periodically since it was released. Still A+ comedy, and I'll never forget how I lost it at "My GPS gets its sense of direction from ME"
@@xiberator3758 yeah when you feel your testosterone fill every vein in your body (it will feel like Monster Energy is replacing your blood) then you’ll know how to tie the knot
I did it while they were being betas inside after their little performance. I trimmed all the hedges. Mowed every lawn. And satisfied all of the desperate housewives as I am a man and totally not a woman in disguise... shhh
That "apache war cry" line is 100x funnier due to the fact that you actually see dude screaming to the heavens for a second and can hear it a little if you listen lmao
After years and years of watching Rhett and Link, and recently Epic Rap Battles of History I realized that at 3:08 the two joggers that approach them are Nice Peter and Epic Lloyd
i just realised that when link is sitting in his arctic hunting cabin thing the man that he killed with his handshake is in the background to the right lol.
1:19 "And was the best man at my own wedding." I've listen to this song so many times, and I've never noticed how depressing that line is (just like my life)
He was born
wait was he really born?
Are you sure?
Wait was he tho?
Aral underrated comment
How do you know he was born?
believe it or not, rhett was born.
No he was BOOOOORRRRRNNNN!!!!!
With a disability where his feet are hands
No way
what how
@@noideaforaname1524 😂
“I was the best man at my own wedding” idk sounds pretty sad to me
The Rock actually did that
“I’m the best man wherever I go!”
@@diegoconnolly5317 lol
Nah he just had a second best man
He got permission from his wife's boyfriend
Best lines:
“I was born”
“Even my feet are hands”
“I just stare at it and then call a mechanic”
And the double overhand figure 8 fisherman's bird glove
I didn’t go through puberty puberty went through me
and my underwear is denim
i spend a lot of time adjusting nuts
plus "I was the best man at my own wedding"
Link wins for being manly enough to admit that he has to call a mechanic when his car breaks down.
But Rhett was born
@@galaxvexxtheholy TruTrue
Rhett manly enough to admit that he might get a little scared when he is alone in the woods before getting over it ofc.
But Rhett admitted he gets a little scared
@@acousticoctopus9471 but he fixes his car but 30 mins after and it stops again
i love how they both get gradually more honest
TRUE!!!!!
H-h-h-h-honesty is the best policy
true
@@tableeee2752 HE. WAS. BOOOORN
@@boredphoenix0 bro what was that
I like how Rhett is his own boss, but he still works in a cubicle.
He is MAN
Some people just prefer the office environment I guess
@@BonJoviBeatlesLedZep , as long as it comes with handy amenities like your own urinal. lol Um, I don't think I'd like that. Clearly I'm not as manly as Rhett.
The urinal was likely installed by the time he decided he was a boss, and nobody’s got the time to move a urinal from a cubicle to an office
Almost eight years later and i'm still wondering who allowed Link to wield a gas powered chainsaw!?
Andreas Stihl?
same here
I’m convinced it was cgied in
and the machete
@@Xonida_NcTroller you can buy a big machete-looking knife in any shop
Two years later and I just now got the hidden joke; the two joggers are the guys from Epic RapBattlesOfHistory.
Yeah xD
WALTERRIFIC same lol
WALTERRIFIC Dam I just realized that lol
WALTERRIFIC "hidden" "joke"
WALTERRIFIC IT TOOK YOU TWO YEARS??? I knew that the first time I saw it
Pay attention how it starts really epic and manly but then slowly drops down to regular level "i don't remove pizza topings" manly. That's quite funny.
My middle name is Hoss 😂
I take off olives. Because olives are gross.
@@Otakupatriot117 I agree
@@Otakupatriot117 jokes on you, I don’t take off the olives.
Not removing pizza toppings is actually the most manly thing.
"Are you challenging my manliness?"
"Yeth"
welcome2havoc I laughed more than I shouldve
bruhhh this is from 2012
*yes don’t woosh me I did it as a joke
@@Lv.zx6r You're from 2012
yeaes
I like how Rhett looks angry when hes rapping but link genuinely looks insane
So true 😂😂😂 link looks like he has a body in a freezer in his garage
@@diAngela-wm9mq you dont?
Then: Link holding a machete, using it to trim his nose hairs.
Now: No one lets Link hold scissors. 😂
Also
Then: Lets Link ACTUALLY use a REAL CHAINSAW *_CLOSE_* to someone else than him!
lol
@@violatyson7266 on se
What happened?
@@zoobpy i wanna learn too... where is the captain?
1:05 doofenshmirtz explaining his backstory
Wasn't he raised by hyenas?
@@thelightningwave no ocelots
Lol
"It all started on the day of my actual birth. Both of my parents failed to show up."
He was raised by ocelots. Get your stories straight.
*when Rhett said " I was born " he won*
" with hair on my chest " he proceeded.
@@bruh-go1hf shut up
No, I think Link won
yeah link was a lot more aggressive
*_hee hees in heavenly_*
"I can sleep alone in the woods without a tent, I might be a little scared but then I get over it"
That's a great show of true manliness. A true man is not fearless, but he can get over his fears when a situation demands it
Sigma
@@wiggardsigmanuts
shitgma male
What was the point of this comment
@@ekkonselmaooo
When ERB shows up and is like, yep this is approved.
I didn't realize that was erb until now
Not just approved, Rhett and Link did a video called Epic Rap Battle before Epic Rap Battles of History even became a thing. I'm pretty sure if Mythical existed back in 2011, the ERBH guys would have had to license the name.
@@BonJoviBeatlesLedZep Exactly
@@BonJoviBeatlesLedZep Mind sending the link of the battle?
th-cam.com/video/06pBzAlItwI/w-d-xo.html
Rhett and link: *use the tools to trip the hedge*
The hedge: *literally couldn't get any smoother*
@Average Joesson Yeah ive heard it will be glass smooth
Well u see, u need to let the bush know that it isn’t allowed to grow by trimming it daily
@@CommyPlayz you wanna feel old
of course, you do
I was born THE year this was made
@@polycytic i think you’re too young for youtube
@@dpiffer umm.... yeah well
you know, as long as im safe
They should do a epic rap battle of gentlemanliness
An*
+Sunny Shores that would be cool aswell
+Sunny Shores Thumbs up!!!
You like my little pony their for baby's
+Nicole
Why do you comment then? *gets popcorn*
1:45 Link barely blinks throughout this entire video; nice attention to detail!
Not true
Blinks in the intro
@@littlemacisunderrated412 he wasn’t challenging him yet 😎
He does at 1:31
1:12 as well
@@e4ehco21 *Barley blinks. He does blink, but not often.
"I was the best man at my own wedding"
Yep, Link won.
TzaNderT or he’s just lonely
R.I.P.
You don't think it's kind of saddening how Link didn't have anyone else to be his best man?
that's just sad
Which one is link
I’m sorry I’m an idiot
This wasn’t made 8 years ago... this wasn’t made 8 years ago....
I cant ruin your 69 likes 😪
You’re right it it was seven years ago
This video is a timeless classic that’s what it is
No, it was BORN 8 years ago
@@thatoneguy6466 eight now :(
“If I look in the mirror I intimidate myself”
I can’t tell if that’s manly or not...
It is manly.
It's manly because that's the same reaction when showed to the alpha in the wild
the Manly Paradox
Being manly bc of intimidating an intimidating dude, or unmanly bc you got intimidated by a guy who also got intimidated. Truly a paradox.
*Moon men plays*
“I don’t remove pizza toppings” Obviously the most manly line in this battle.
As a scout i can confirm i have never heard of the double overhand figure-eight fisherman's bird glove
Thats super double secret Eagle Scout knowledge only. SHHHHHhhhhhhhh
I have. But my scoutmaster was murdered as punishment for exposing the secret. I never forgave them for their corruption. And after 20 long years, I finally managed to avenge my master by destroying the Boy Scouts of America.
To me, it looks like two slipknots about 4-5 inches apart and with the loops overlapping. Took me a second to figure it out tho
@@robodragonn9506 so it's legit?
@@SSBMagy "Legit"?
It's a real knot tied into a real piece of rope. It exists. See it for yourself.
But whether it's actually used, actually useful, or actually known by this name is the mystery.
“I just open the hood and then I stare at it”... “and then I call a mechanic”
I laughed here
Team link is winning man
Lol
At least he was honest.
He's still manly for being honest
0:33 I. WAS. *BOOOORN!*
Shoulda ended there
Birth, so manly
4:00
@@eriknorman1690 amazing transition
@@mr.worldwide4758 idk man all the smart people in the world say birth is the most extraordinary thing youll ever do in your life, so it kinda is pretty manly.
“I shave with a box cutter, blindfolded as well
Cus if I look in the mirror I intimidate myself”
Unironically one of the most badass things I’ve ever heard.
This is a Dracula flow line
I just now realized that the joggers were the epic rap battles of history guys, and I've watched this a billion times. (facepalm)
Same.
Fallout Freak lol
Same here! I watched it 4-5 times before i recognised it was them. D'oh!! 😛
The musicvideo is about 4 minutes long and was uploaded 3 years ago.
3 Years = 156.42857 Weeks
156.42857 Weeks = 1095 Days
1095 Days = 26280 Hours
26280 Hours = 1576800 Minutes
You sayed, you watched it "a billion times"
4 Minutes x 1000000000 = 4000000000 Minutes
4000000000 is orders of magnitude bigger then 1576800.
It is impossible for you, to watch this a billion times in this timespan.
In Fact, you would need 7610.35008 Years!
You lied sir.
jes i du mats not grammr
3:06 when I saw Epic Loyd and Nice Petter I was like
‘I’m satisfied’
Rhett and Link sometimes to rap battles on their channel. I think you know that, just wanted to clear things up.
I know
I didn’t even know who they were until I read this comment
Yeah that cameo was nice
Looks like you copied Aaron Ratcliff
3:33 “I don’t even know what it feels like to sit with my legs crossed”
he is to manly to be kept alive
facts
too
yup, we exist
Seriously though how do guys do that without hurting their balls
But we're too intimidated by him to kill him soooooo
"I'm handy too. I rerouted my bathroom exhaust fan into your bedroom."
This is such an underrated line.
Who knew Link could be harder than Tech N9ne
Shitting in your own bathroom so hard your neighbor smells it, nice
@@NukelearFallout lmao would love to see a R&L ft Tech N9ne song parody
Anyone else missing these kind of videos?
Just watch erb dude, the guys at 3:06 are the people who write those vids
Yes very much so
props to you and who ever else agrees xD
Microbabe Brown omg I never realized it was epiclloyd and nicepeter
- SushiKing123 - me
“I’ll be adjusting some really large nuts” is a genius line
26 thumbs up..?
226 thumps up?
444 thumbs up
500 thumbs up
1k thumbs up
Her: tell me something interensting about you
Me: I WAS BORN!
Tell me about your story:
Once upon a time i was born and lived lifely after till my time ends and die .
I was BOOOOOOOOORRRNNNN!!!!!!*
rhett; i can drive ten hours without peeing
also rhett: i keep a urinal in my office
It is to assert dominance and maximize productivity because he spends less time moving to the bathroom and back
The duality of man
"I. WAS. BORN. WITH HAIR ON MY CHEST!!!"
I kinda believe that lmao
... Hair
At least he didn't say on his balls
3th4n Hun1ey OMG 😂
@@inbluejayway yeah
No one noticed that was Epiclloyd and Nice Peter
1:07 why is he wearing his family?
*OH HELL NAH*
Out of respect
oooooooof
It's not his family, it's an enemy wolf pack.
@@mgonza1350 Underrated
I. WAS. BOOOORRRNNN. *video ends*
Fright Or Fury 🤣🤣🤣
Lmao
Lmao
Lmao
Lmao
I love how this devolves from exaggerated manliness to "I'm so manly I don't even remove pizza toppings."
Imagine the video just ends after “I WAS BORN”
“Are you challenging my manliness?”
“Yea”
“I WAS BORN”
“well crap....”
_”I wasn’t”_
This is the funniest comment I’ve ever seen 🤣
Link: ......... How am just gonna top that?!
LMFAOAOOAOAO ME N MY BROTHER WERE JUST LAUGHING THINKING ABOUT THAT
@@funkywasit lol
I'm so manly that when I peed my pants in front of everyone I didn't even cry and I look everyone directly in their eyes to embarrassed them for staring
Lmao
i do something like that, but with a extra step, i pee on everyone
@@elesqueleto2010 For free???
I’m so manly I would pee THEIR PANTS
@@_the_rizzler yes.
3:08 is that Nice Peter and EpicLloyd
yes
I didn't realize that was them until just now, speaking of Nice Peter who remembers Whip Yo Kids?
Yes sir it is,
Yes
I KNEW THIS BEFORE I KNEW ERB AND I DIDN'T EVEN START LIKING ERB FROM THIS VIDEO DJHGHXHCHF
I've been rewatching this periodically since it was released. Still A+ comedy, and I'll never forget how I lost it at "My GPS gets its sense of direction from ME"
Who’s Idea Was It To Give Link A Chainsaw?!?!
(Edit) OMG TYSM FOR 2.5K LIKES OMLLLL
YEAH THATS DANGEROUS
Also a MACHETE!!!
Also it is a razor sharp!!!! 1:54
@@valiantlaceda1911 you Don't say?
You give him a needle and he'll murder a whole city with it.
Rhett: I WAS BORN
Link: wow that’s manly
Fitz aidan lol
yep
Benj O are you dumb did you read what it said *the comment*
@Benj O R/woosh
WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THE JOGGERS WHO ARE NICEPETER AND EPICLLOYD FROM EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY
Cuz it was obvious
Hermione Granger holy crap you’re right I’m glad you pionted that out
Ty for pointing that out
ravenclaws where art thou
I thought that was them. lol. great cameo
This aged better than it could have
I love how almost all of Rhett’s lines are just dad related lmao
I memorised the lyrics.
8 years ago. I still do,
You're a legend
same!
i wrote them
I
WAS
BOOOOORRRRRRN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If Link had a chainsaw to begin with, why was he using the clippers to trim the hedge?
Karen Laurvick
ikr
some people would burn up at the sight of his extreme manliness so he has to hide it most of the time
he was also redundant when he gave its specs: "33 cc's, gas"
33 cc's implies gas...
Nah m80 could've been a fuckin' diesel chainsaw
What would you say if you just saw some guy casually using a chainsaw to trim a hedge
This was the golden era of youtube
I still come back and watch all their songs XD anyone else?
LetsGoPats me
Every month
LetsGoPats same
Me
LetsGoPats here
Those are the guys behind ERB at 3:08 right?
Smart move :D
Lord of the Nerds Love that pic, Long Live Harry Potter
Devyn Montanye i have the dark mark
yes that was NicePeter and Epic Lloyd
Yeah I was wondering how they constantly use the epic rap battle moniker, but this was 2012 maybe before ERB blew up. Then I saw Lloyd and Peter.
Jericho yeah you know
I love how Nice Peter and Epic Lloyd just pass by, lol.
Lenny Gaming
Desirea Montano Yes?
That was funny
3:06 never even realized those guys are ERB
Is there a tutorial on how to tie the double overhand figure-eight fisherman’s bird glove
Asking the real questions
you have to be a man
@@xiberator3758 yeah when you feel your testosterone fill every vein in your body (it will feel like Monster Energy is replacing your blood) then you’ll know how to tie the knot
it took me that long to figure out that the baby in the end is Lando (Link's youngest son)
I literally searched google images for masculinity and couldn't find Link anywhere.
same...
Katie Zell it's almost like this rap was fictional and that none of these things were true
Katie Zell it's almost like this rap was fictional and that none of these things were true
Omega Yates I know, I just wondered if someone actually put his photo in it, because I thought that it would just be funny to look. No offense though
Katie Zell I was being sarcastic I knew you were joking
Casual cameo with Nice Peter and Epic Lloyd - this sent me into waaaves of nostalgia! I'm so grateful!
"I. WAS. BORNNNN"
*pauses video* fantastic
I know right? Now I say that all the time.
XD perfect
Best part of the video!
I like Rhetts hair style😉
*clap clap clap clap* AMAZING!!!!!!!!!
1:04
Grandpa describing his childhood
Dude, i cant stop imagine my grandpa saying that things xD
No 0:33
The best part of this rap is
They never got around to trimming the hedges
I did it while they were being betas inside after their little performance. I trimmed all the hedges. Mowed every lawn. And satisfied all of the desperate housewives as I am a man and totally not a woman in disguise... shhh
@@rabeckacolegrove1620 Big pe pe
It’s okay. Just rub some bacon on it
Yes they did. They just finished
Link saying “My middle name is Hoss” won him the battle
That "apache war cry" line is 100x funnier due to the fact that you actually see dude screaming to the heavens for a second and can hear it a little if you listen lmao
"I WAS BORN" me: oh wow that is manly
“I can tell the age of a mountain goat by sniffing its droppings!”
weird flex but ok
LOL
Well it make sense in a way if he was raised by wolves XD
After years and years of watching Rhett and Link, and recently Epic Rap Battles of History I realized that at 3:08 the two joggers that approach them are Nice Peter and Epic Lloyd
SAME!!!
Did you see chuck testa?
Was that… Nice Peter And EpicLLOYD?
The legends
In the flesh
"I was the best man at my own wedding" that's just sad
Not if you are manly enough to not care
humudu or if
You had no friends and your cousins hated you
Right
Golden Afro no I think he was the only one manly enough to be the best man at the wedding
"Even my feet are hands"
*confusion 100*
Oliver Holland 😂😂😂
*F L O O R H A N D S*
Best line,
“Meanwhile I’ll be adjusting some really large nuts”
"I'm handy, too. I rerouted my bathroom exhaust fan into your bedroom", "Well, I got the know-how, to properly grill every part of a cow"."🔥
Those joggers are the kinds of guys to just shout "who won? Who's next? YOU DECIDE!" Although that's probably because they literally are those people.
Yeah it is(Nice Peter and EpicLLOYD)
Link won because he killed Rhett with his firm handshake
Lol
Apparantly you missed "I shave with a box cutter, blindfolded as well, cause if I look in the mirror, I intimidate myself!"
Yup
+wimpykidfan37 that doesn't matter when they handshaked
haha yup
nice peter and epiclloyd approved
XD
they were in it
ye they were the two people who were having a run when Rhett and link were choking eachother
+Nucl3ar Gam3r I know
December of 2022 and i still come here for that nostalgia trip back to middle school
Lmfao we all know that link isn't really that manly but we all love him
Tbh neither of them are.
HA!
tell me about it
Leo Adams #salty
Leo Adams :/ no need to be like that man
2:41 A man is one who dares to express or tell their fear which is exactly why I thought Rhett won...
Did you guys not notice the ERB crossover? the two guys jogging were EpicLoyd and the other Rap Battle producer. That's just so cool! 3:06
Jordan Rage Epic Lloyd and the other LMAO.. ERB started on NicePeters channel..
emily jay
Cool, I am just bad at remembering names in general.
Ya.
Peter was arm training then to prepare for Freddie Mercury VS. Frank Sinatra.
100 likes!!!
old rhett and link skits like this are amazing.
3:45 "You sniff Mountain Goat droppings?" And at that instance, a friendship of manliness was born.
Wait really? Same!
link's eyes when he is dressed up as a wolf
"When my car breaks down, I don't call a mechanic, I just open the hood and then i stare at it and then i call a mechanic!" Haha :D
i just realised that when link is sitting in his arctic hunting cabin thing the man that he killed with his handshake is in the background to the right lol.
That's Chuck Testa, the man that provided all the taxidermied animals. He has a TH-cam channel.
nope chuck testa😭🤣
Who won? The hedge. Look at that manly shape.
"I never shut my eyes"
He actually doesn't for the entirety of the battle.
Anybody noticed those people walking were epic Lloyd and nice peter
everyone did.
Yup. It was before I knew them, then I watched Trump vs. Hilary. Now I'm addicted
Tnx captain obvious
Joke
really?
Bruh i thought so and came to the comments to found out if i was right😂
11years later still slaps
1:19 "And was the best man at my own wedding."
I've listen to this song so many times, and I've never noticed how depressing that line is (just like my life)
haha so true
yo nice peter and epiccllyod u see him
Mushmonster ikr
Mushmonster same
rhetts eyes are sooo beautiful!
*fangirls*
so true ^_^
Maddy Young is that.. STEPHANO???????????? POODSSSSSSSSS
Yass!!!😊
...
rhett and link's
this is a FREAKING QUARANTINE BOP
Unoriginal.
Constantly blasting all their old goldies 😎
Its been a bop before corona
This is a lifelong bop 👌🏼
@Deadskin Studios well duh 😂
- "Are you challenging my manliness?"
- "Yes."
😂😂😂
Over my short life I have probably watched this at least 100 times.
I don't regret it...
Me too lol
Same.
Why are we always giving link these dangerous items🤦🏼♂️😂
3:12 Nice peter and EpicLLoyd!
That's true
elite part of my childhood, still remember every lyric to this day
“Vegan ooey-gooey bars” always gets me.
YEARS later and i just realized that chuck testa is in the top right corner of each of links ''animal scenes'' 1:06
Nope, just chuck tes-........ Oh........well damn
Brave WWC Welp. It's uh... It's him. Yeah. It's like... Chuck Testa. Yep. Ummm... there he is. Mmmhmm.
Brave WWC I totally didn't see that
Brave WWC nice
Brave WWC
Yeah its kinda cool.
"I WAS BOOOOOOORRNNN"
....Yes......Yes you were.......
Claude Eichar i was genectly created... ha.
Claude Eichar that's what i thought it was
you were born by science
Claude Eichar XD
the lizard you used to be was born! >=D
I like how after a long day of fronting being manly, they go and do the most manly thing of all, loving their family.