Every Chicago review Dave’s done has been priceless 😂. Car jackings, chicken sandwich ratings, homeless encounters, & crack heads. Are you not entertained?
Crazy rude black chick basically just smashed and grabbed a slice of Dave's 🍕 Chicago style violence but he doesn't react shocked as a crime victim should 😮😮😅😅
"...and gimme a slice of that pizza!" It looks really good and has that cheese edge crispy going on. I was amazed at the zero flop given the weight up top.
Imagine telling your friends about the time you met Dave Portnoy.. "As i'm unlocking my door, i turned around and he was there with a pizza.. gave the rest of it to me, shook my hand and left" lmaooo what a story
"And Im about to get me a slice of pussy with everythang on it" might be the funniest thing I have ever heard in one of these reviews. She is an instant Legend lmaooo
@@derekk6906 When you combine Lou Malnati's with Giordano's you get Grimaldi's! I am trying to figure out the name of the next Chicago pizza restaurant that is a combination of Pizzaria Uno's, Pequod's, and Geno's East! Will it be Unquod's East?
I love how anyone will just walk up and ask for a slice. Edit: Watched this with no volume first time. She did not ask. She indeed said “Gimme.” Props to Dave for letting it happen.
Thought she was gonna run away without giving a score. I love/hate when they do that 😂 it’s so frustrating but funny at the same time. It’s like why is it so hard to give a score 😭 🤷🏻♂️
@theobell2002 yeah NGL he kinda went crazy this morning..... not every war has someone in the right and using white phosphorus on kids is wrong 100% of the time
Nope that is what it is like in liberal cities with black ppl. They will ask you to give them shit or threaten to rob or kill you. I've lived near chicago for 42 years now.
No shot. Chicago is a real unique place. People wil just come up and tell you to give them stuff. Even if they don’t know if you have it I was there for work and I wandered too far in search of the perfect Italian steak sandwich it was like being in gta
i live in chicago and its a bunch of random mfers here lmao you will have unique experiences if you just roam around and look sociable. i ended up on some girls yt rap video at 3am walking home from the bars. because why the fuck not.
Not me watching pizza reviews of places i will never visit cause im on the West Coast lmaooo I also love how Dave says he has sauce all over his face, and the camera guy is like, "Let me zoom in" Lmaoooooooooooo
Her taking forever to rate it then saying "I'll give it a 9" before walking away was too perfect 😂. That was like a scripted moment from a character but wasn't scripted.
@@MisterRawgers You can't be a main character with that voice ☠️. He's one of the side characters the new devs decided to make a game around cuz they were out of ideas 😂
@@joebatters9438 thank you for clearing that up. I was a bit confused because I live in the suburbs of Chicago, but I go to Chicago for pizza all the time and I have never heard of a Grimaldi's.
For a pizza expert dave knows surprisingly little about pizza. Definitely a Detroit deep dish hybrid of sorts. Also where the heck is Grimmaldi’s? Giovanni’s?
i only found these reviews like 4 weeks ago, in that time i have watched every single episode so i can definitely say this is a bona fide classic, everybody knows the rules the rando pizza slice given out, not knowing what they said, a good pizza rating and then handing it off to a fan as he is getting home can't get any better than that
Now THAT episode made me laugh out loud! So funny & surprising to see Dave get pushed off his game. And no flop for something that looked like a tomato pie.
This video pretty much embodies every reason why I love this city so much 😂😂😂 Just fantastic people and good pizza. It’s all love despite what the media says!
Never like the heavy tomato sauce on top of the Chicago deep dish pizza. It's usually in between the cheese from top to bottom. I'll give it a 6 just cause the pizza taste great, the visual wise is 0. Sorry Milly. My favorite Chicago deep dish pizza-Cheese bottom of the dough, light medium tomato sauce in between then more cheese on top. Now that's call pizza. pizza. pizza. 🤣
i love the extra chese sprinkled on the edge for that really good flavor on the crust. If you sit down with that pie, take off the crust and dip it in the sauce on top of the slice. its like a top tier breadstick to go with your lasagna.
In that area there's a lot of mental patients running around there. It's a weird area that doesn't make any sense. They have a expensive modern custom homes, section 8 apartments, Blacks, Whites, Hispanics, Asians, Hippies, college students, homosexuals, gangs, drug dealers, crack heads, prostitution, restaurants, and night clubs. Parts of Evanston, IL. is like this that make you scratch your head.
@@notnek202 This all started in the late 70's into the 80's with 3rd wave feminism and welfare reform that increase black single mothers and section 8 vouchers being given out. The Illinois government/Chicago Cook County couldn't find homes for these single mother raised families. So the government offered a sweet deal to the property owners to make their residences section 8 and that they will pay them generously for it. So Chicago areas that never had blacks or not a lot of blacks were started to change because of the start of that one greedy neighbor or apartment bidg./complex who decided to make their property into section 8. This brought in individuals from the projects and poor areas of the city into a middle/upper class neighborhoods using their tax paying resources. Years later when Chicago decided i.e. planned to blowup all of the project buildings that were located in prime areas of Chicago they relocated those blacks throughout Illinois/surrounding states like parts of Iowa, Milwaukee, Indiana, Minnesota, and St. Louis.
chicago never disappoints with supporting cast.
I'm from Chicago and I approve this message
Chicago only disappoints in every aspect though. Solid shithole.
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Southside 🎉
@@EddyTheLion sadly, they're even on the northside. no longer have to go south!
one lady with a comb in her hair stealing a slice and rating it a 10 nobody knows the rules
Not the last slice of something she is going to get that evening, everyone knows the rules
😂😂🇺🇸🇺🇸
Pregnant an looking for kitty?
@@nashtruckeryou can count the branches in your family tree on one hand
She said 9. You can't change the score after it's been gievn. Everyone knows the rules.
Every Chicago review Dave’s done has been priceless 😂. Car jackings, chicken sandwich ratings, homeless encounters, & crack heads. Are you not entertained?
All he needs now is to witness a murder and his Chicago trip will be complete
Beautiful
The girl was a Crack head?
Which video is the carjacking one?
Chicago is a friendly city. I went there 2 years ago and the people are easy going, big city, a lot to do. I love Chicago.
Guy who got the whole pie before walking up his flat must be so happy
You couldn't have had a better experiance... Hes a Dave fan for life.
yeah, it has everything on it, that's why Dave gave it away 😂
He def gonna get bumps on his lips everybody knows the rules
@@ldude I wouldn't touch that pizza with the Dragon owners hand 😅😅
image him trying to explain to his roommate why he has pizza 😂
Wow someone ACTUALLY took a slice and scored it. Exceptional.
That was straight out of National Geographic
@@stimmelator
Oh lighten up
They tell their jokes.
Either silence everyone (don't) or nobody
was a rookie score though
Rookie score is better than no score@@eqeeqeqeqeeqeqeq6696
@@stimmelatorIf she wants to be treated civilly, maybe she could try being more civil herself. "Eyyy, gimme a slice a that pizza!"
I love how that last guy was so shook to see Dave completely unexpectedly while obviously being a fan lol
It’s exactly how I imagine I would react lol
Holy crap when Dave lifted that brickhouse of a pizza up and ZERO flop, my mouth dropped to the floor! Everyone knows the rules.
That pizza maker is some sort of god.
Especially when it's that hot! That was impressive
I had the same observation. We know good pizza.
@ryansibley7656I’ve never tried Chicago deep dish but this just seems impossible to achieve! Clearly I am missing out. Can’t wait to try it
Crazy rude black chick basically just smashed and grabbed a slice of Dave's 🍕 Chicago style violence but he doesn't react shocked as a crime victim should 😮😮😅😅
"...and gimme a slice of that pizza!" It looks really good and has that cheese edge crispy going on. I was amazed at the zero flop given the weight up top.
Yes! Noticed
hahaha "zero flop" hahaha
Typical Shitcago nog behavior.....
The zero flop was eye popping
Imagine telling your friends about the time you met Dave Portnoy.. "As i'm unlocking my door, i turned around and he was there with a pizza.. gave the rest of it to me, shook my hand and left" lmaooo what a story
That's not really that great of a story. It's just a random thing and it doesn't go anywhere. Good stories actually have like, a story.
@@Trollololololful Booooooo
@@Trollololololfuluh oh the fun police over there… I’m sure your boyfriend is proud of you..
@@MikeDrew312 Wow a gay joke, damn you sure roasted me good.
@@Trollololololful no poop.. it is funny 😂
Chicago crackheads and Dave in a pizza review is always gold
So your saying a pair?
Why are blx like this?
Everyone knows the duo…
"And Im about to get me a slice of pussy with everythang on it" might be the funniest thing I have ever heard in one of these reviews. She is an instant Legend lmaooo
legendary quote LMFAO!
She has made the history books 😂😂😂
next shirt idea!
Need that shirt Prez
Every std on it gross 😝
Dave calling Giordano's “Grimaldi’s” never gets old
THATS whats goin on. We have on in Lincoln Park i almost want to try it now
You sure he isn't calling the famous Chicago Pizza...Lou Malnati's "Grimaldi's" ?
@@derekk6906nah, right after he calls Lou's "Luminatis."
😂😂😂
@@derekk6906 When you combine Lou Malnati's with Giordano's you get Grimaldi's! I am trying to figure out the name of the next Chicago pizza restaurant that is a combination of Pizzaria Uno's, Pequod's, and Geno's East! Will it be Unquod's East?
Now that is an instant classic line right there
Up there with the crack head and his carry on, for sure
Impeccable eating habits, manners, and language etiquette from that little princess. Everybody knows the rules.
13% = 52%.
@@fredhammer6413feel bad for you weird ass racists lol
Like Dave does? 🤣
Merica.
Special Guest: An Unearthed Neanderthal 😂
Another gem. These reviews encapsulate Americana more than anything on TH-cam.
Dave Always draws the Nuts when he gives a Slice! Everybody knows the rules!
It’s Chicago. well….it’s Chicago
There's always a good chance in Chicago and NY
At least they just want to eat some pizza and move on, try that in Texas, Florida, Az, etc and you'd get shot/stabbed/robbed by a meth head
@@hannibalb8276 You got Nuts Everywhere you go! Doesn’t Matter What State!
I was hoping someone would mention the loonie beeper😂
Dave, helping businesses succeed and making friends across the US, like no other.
Two businesses in one review this time, Dave helped. Impressive.
Dave's truly a man of the people ! Also, that does look like a fantastic pizza.
this is a classic lol
"Slice of pussy... huh....I like this pizza Frankie.."
of course cam is here😂😂
I love how anyone will just walk up and ask for a slice.
Edit: Watched this with no volume first time. She did not ask. She indeed said “Gimme.” Props to Dave for letting it happen.
That thing didn't ask, it demanded.
@@radiumrickshaw9920 Yeah...rude as F!
I was about to say the same thing. They did not ask nicely. They asked to be let thru then said "give me a piece"
Not everyone does it. Just certain ones.
@@MikeB85welfare recipients
Great honest heart felt review. You interacted so genuinely with all those people. Totally at your best in this review. Just great energy.
Thought she was gonna run away without giving a score. I love/hate when they do that 😂 it’s so frustrating but funny at the same time. It’s like why is it so hard to give a score 😭 🤷🏻♂️
Because they're generally so high that they have no conception of where they are or what they're doing
It's not that deep chief
Well. it's one thing that we should all know that crack heads can walk for hours on end and they can run. Did you see her toned legs?
A lot of things are hard for CRACK heads, pun intended
@@E-Chap bruh ong no cap rizz only in ohio kai cenat chief bruh
What a wild review. Love the absolute chaos. One slice of Pu$$y everyone know the rules.
Sounded like she said "a slice of pussy with everything on it."
Once slice of poon is crazy 😂😂😂😂
😂😂💀💀
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Dave + crackheads + chaos + confusion = everyone knows the rules
" And gimme a slice of that pizza", Dave being world class, graciously, without hesitation, offers it up👏👏👏
That lady was an absolute boss. Good on her man for not being shy and asking for what she wanted.
@@mr.doctorcaptain1124 so people should get what they want because they demand it. Even when it doesn't belong to you? That's stupid
Crazy live public interactions, keepin it real every day.
We need her to rate the second slice with everything on it. We deserve a part 2.
I feel like Dave should take one bite of that pie and score it. She scored his pie, it's only right he scores hers. 🤣
😂😂😂
@@JoeFixIt75if you ever been to Chicago or any big midwest city then you would know that you don’t want a slice of her pie 😅
😂😂
Guess they caught up to her again .She couldn't decide to rate it a8 a1 or 2. It was a Super slice of hair pie with extra cheese😢😮
I love Dave's quote at the end, so real
You bring the world together, one pizza at a time
Well, apparantly not. Considering there's a literal race war going on in the comments..
@theobell2002 yeah NGL he kinda went crazy this morning..... not every war has someone in the right and using white phosphorus on kids is wrong 100% of the time
😂😂😂 those crazy Chicago cast members never disappoint
that not being in the 8's feels criminal.. looks amazing
@As-is 4dt It looked like a tomato sauce topping, so the appearance seemed bland! Lol
Dave said 7.9 compared to thin crust and 8.2 compared to deep dish. I would have given 8.1.
I swear to god Dave hires these people to walk through here at the perfect moment😂😂 that was so unhinged.
Nope that is what it is like in liberal cities with black ppl. They will ask you to give them shit or threaten to rob or kill you. I've lived near chicago for 42 years now.
No shot. Chicago is a real unique place. People wil just come up and tell you to give them stuff. Even if they don’t know if you have it I was there for work and I wandered too far in search of the perfect Italian steak sandwich it was like being in gta
that was SOOOOO funny! and you're right, so unhinged.
No. All real. That’s what’s around that area. You wouldn’t want to live there.
i live in chicago and its a bunch of random mfers here lmao you will have unique experiences if you just roam around and look sociable. i ended up on some girls yt rap video at 3am walking home from the bars. because why the fuck not.
Not me watching pizza reviews of places i will never visit cause im on the West Coast lmaooo
I also love how Dave says he has sauce all over his face, and the camera guy is like, "Let me zoom in"
Lmaoooooooooooo
I’m never trusting Dave again, I’m in England and travelled all the way to New York for johns bleekers and it was a terrible pizza
The collection of lunatics that just wander onto these pizza reviews is just classic!!😂
Her taking forever to rate it then saying "I'll give it a 9" before walking away was too perfect 😂. That was like a scripted moment from a character but wasn't scripted.
@x5j94 Everybody knows the rules
The amount of NPC’s Dave runs into during these pizza reviews 😂 he really is the main character
@x5j94 TF?
@@MisterRawgers You can't be a main character with that voice ☠️. He's one of the side characters the new devs decided to make a game around cuz they were out of ideas 😂
She gave it 9 inches?
Thanks!
Grimaldi's and Lumminatti's, two Chicago deep-dish legends! 😂
I thought it was Lou Malnatti's... you're telling me it's illuminati's?
@@hxhdfjifzirstc894It's Lou Malnati's, but Dave never gets it right. The other one is Giordano's, not Grimaldi's.
I was wondering what the hell he was talking about. I've never heard of a Grimaldi's 😂
Grimaldi’s is in New York.
@@joebatters9438 thank you for clearing that up. I was a bit confused because I live in the suburbs of Chicago, but I go to Chicago for pizza all the time and I have never heard of a Grimaldi's.
Great score, I’d go with the 8.2. Milly’s one of my favs in Chicago, kinda like a Detroit style in the middle of NY and Deep Dish
It’s Detroit flavor, but round. I’m from Detroit
It's overrated hipster garbage.
For a pizza expert dave knows surprisingly little about pizza. Definitely a Detroit deep dish hybrid of sorts. Also where the heck is Grimmaldi’s? Giovanni’s?
He means Giordano’s. I think it’s a running joke on the series that he can’t get the name right.
4:25 3 months in and still a classic.
Come back a year later, still a classic.
Wow Dave is getting much better at opening Chicago boxes!
“You can have the pizza, we’re getting more”- Dave. What a real G for that 🐐
man of the people.
Demands a slice, doesn't ask. then doesn't even thank him. "the culture" has such great manners. Perfect representative right there.
i only found these reviews like 4 weeks ago, in that time i have watched every single episode so i can definitely say this is a bona fide classic, everybody knows the rules
the rando pizza slice given out, not knowing what they said, a good pizza rating and then handing it off to a fan as he is getting home
can't get any better than that
Now THAT episode made me laugh out loud! So funny & surprising to see Dave get pushed off his game. And no flop for something that looked like a tomato pie.
This might be the best review videos you have ever made from start to finish. The dudes what’s the fuck at the end is funnny as hell
She was ready to give it up for a slice😂
Thanks for coming to Uptown, Dave! We're lucky to have Milly's in the neighborhood.
Uptown is trash.
No flop considering the sheer weight of that sauce is quite impressive
I CANNOT stop laughing about this.. THIS was the funniest review I have ever seen.. Dave himself is speechless. FUCKING PRICELESS!
you and me both...i have litteral tears ...laughing so hard...unreal.
This was like a snippet from the past brought in today's world. Nice people, nice vibes and nice food.
This is absolutely the best review yet!
Dom of the Year would take issue with that
My fave is the dragon pizza debacle! LOL
Not nearly as good as Joe & Pats, that review had a crack head, a bleeding immigrant homeless man, angry gay men, and a loitering veteran. The goat
She didn’t even say thank you.
Culture
I wouldn't have given her a slice without a "please"
🌚 what do you expect lol
And she makes very loud smacking noises.
@@wilfordbrimleypranksit’s culture the interaction and her exaggerated response to the pizza was the thank you
Best looking pizza i've seen Dave review, that sauce looks yummy.
Loved the zoom-in when he said "I probably have sauce all over my face" 😅
I was surprised when he picked it up with no flop.
I live on Sheridan literally 1 minute walk from this pizza spot. The pizza is amazing and you gotta get it quickly because it's in demand
That looks like an 8.3 to me. Like a beautiful deep dish chicago hybrid
I said 8.1 from about two mins in, was a little shocked with a sub 8 score, but still looks solid to me
Steve killin the pizza game
Steve is the guy who didn’t get the hair plugs.
Love how he just gave bro the rest of the pie at the end.
Oh man that pizza looks incredible. 👌
That unplanned slice score made me laugh my ass off
6:15 pizza is life, love, and peace on earth
Everybody knows that comb will never fall out of that ladies hair
I’m getting my pizza box signed by Dave on the next episode
You can;t get better than this!!!! what a dame!!!
Dave's a legend everyone knows the rules
Giving back to the lesbian homeless, prez really doing God's work.
Who said she was homeless?
"everyones a pizza guy." haha I love that.
Reminds me of a Pizza Hut Pan Pizza. Grew up loving them as a kid. Of course Im sure this one tastes 10 times better lol
That was good stuff
I still crave Pizza Hut pan every now and again
Large cheesy breadsticks were my jam.
Maybe PH pan pizza in the '80s.
Yeah this looks just like that old school hut crust. Used to be great
One bite, everybody knows Dave got a solicitation he never asked for.
This video pretty much embodies every reason why I love this city so much 😂😂😂 Just fantastic people and good pizza. It’s all love despite what the media says!
1 bite, everybody knows we come for the pizza but stay for the sidewalk interactions 😀
Dave just attracts the crazies. Everyone knows the rules.
Chicago has the best pizza in the US. You can get any type of pizza in that city. Amazing.
Credit to The Prez for having patience.
You just never know what will happen at a review.
You think he is going to tell some ratchet black chick to kick rocks on camera? Not a chance. She is the epitome of a shitty person though.
“And gimme a slice of that pizza”
How about no.
Added to bucket-list: Milly's Pizza in the Pan in Chicago, Illinois. 🍕
Every time there is a Chicago pizza review somebody swoops in and takes a slice. Hilarious.
Tengu Tax ifykyk
That Tracey Morgan cameo was great
I thought it was Wanda Sykes for a minute.
That looks so damn GOOD! Its like a normal pizza with a Detroit/Chicago style take
Good they finally found a replacement for the Mean Girls pod. 4:10
That is mouthwatering looking pizza. I love the chew of pan pizza.
Never like the heavy tomato sauce on top of the Chicago deep dish pizza. It's usually in between the cheese from top to bottom. I'll give it a 6 just cause the pizza taste great, the visual wise is 0. Sorry Milly.
My favorite Chicago deep dish pizza-Cheese bottom of the dough, light medium tomato sauce in between then more cheese on top. Now that's call pizza. pizza. pizza. 🤣
i love the extra chese sprinkled on the edge for that really good flavor on the crust. If you sit down with that pie, take off the crust and dip it in the sauce on top of the slice. its like a top tier breadstick to go with your lasagna.
That looks by Far Probably The best pizza I've seen In a while
Looks like a 10 to me
YOU'RE WEIRD
@@deenzmartin6695 so was your Mother
Davey wasn't expecting that "Slice" of pie But these things happen when you're the President, you give slices away.. Everybody knows the rules. 🍕
Dave is a man of the people.
Finally, someone that understands it's a completely different style of pizza. It's not supposed to be like New York. It's Chicago Style!
Amen and thanks for stating the facts! You do your thing east coast, we do our thing 🎉
Pretty sure everyone understands
Everyone knows Chicago people never disappoint 😂
In that area there's a lot of mental patients running around there. It's a weird area that doesn't make any sense. They have a expensive modern custom homes, section 8 apartments, Blacks, Whites, Hispanics, Asians, Hippies, college students, homosexuals, gangs, drug dealers, crack heads, prostitution, restaurants, and night clubs. Parts of Evanston, IL. is like this that make you scratch your head.
@@disguiseddv8ant486 I’ve lived in Chicago for 43yrs..trust me I know
@@disguiseddv8ant486Now I know why Chicago & Illinois are going broke & people are moving out. It’s a fucking disaster.
@@notnek202 This all started in the late 70's into the 80's with 3rd wave feminism and welfare reform that increase black single mothers and section 8 vouchers being given out.
The Illinois government/Chicago Cook County couldn't find homes for these single mother raised families. So the government offered a sweet deal to the property owners to make their residences section 8 and that they will pay them generously for it.
So Chicago areas that never had blacks or not a lot of blacks were started to change because of the start of that one greedy neighbor or apartment bidg./complex who decided to make their property into section 8.
This brought in individuals from the projects and poor areas of the city into a middle/upper class neighborhoods using their tax paying resources.
Years later when Chicago decided i.e. planned to blowup all of the project buildings that were located in prime areas of Chicago they relocated those blacks throughout Illinois/surrounding states like parts of Iowa, Milwaukee, Indiana, Minnesota, and St. Louis.
Best f*cking review of all time
That lady spent 30’sexonds in this video and she made me laugh more in that 30 seconds than Marty has in the last 4 years!
Thats actually quite impressive of a score
Dave’s a man of the people! Must try this pizza.
One bite everyone knows he's losing his mind on Adderall.
This is as real as it gets the fact that he is famous and has millions and interacts with thr public 👍🏾✊🏾✊🏾
He's lucky that most of those people have no idea who he is........ He's going to get mugged one of these days. 👊🏾👊🏾
That shit is like 90% sauce and didn't flop at all. This guy knows what's up
That pizza looks delicious!
Thumbnail guy needs to be fired
Edit: they changed the thumbnail and now my comment makes me look like an idiot
Everybody knows the rules
Haha made me double take
Max & Issy's, everybody knows the rules
Had 2 do a double take
Thumb up your a$$
Jesus that looks so good, I’m drooling
I'm going to guess she's "available" for the right price... Or do you mean the pizza, that's harder to get, I imagine...
@@SilenceDogood76 everything on it please 🤤
His name is Dave.
You always have the funniest interactions in Chicago
I get the feeling telling her she couldn't have a slice of pizza was never an option.
I wish he had taught her the magic word, "please".