5:14 my parents are both really dark and have brown eyes i came out with green eyes. Got a paternity test and ye my dad is my dad, guess the printer ran out of ink
That's also because green is a recessive gene, while brown is dominant. If brown eyes are B, and green eyes are b, then Bb will result in brown eyes, only bb can be green. So if two Bb brown eyed parents have a kid, they can have a kid with BB brown eyes, Bb brown eyes, or bb green eyes. Don't worry, I'm the same way. Green eyes gang.
Years ago I watched an episode of Maury where a "brown" man accused his "brown" wife of cheating because the baby was bright white, redhaired, and blue-eyed. Nope! It was his - the kid just got every recessive gene in their mixed-race families 😆 And those twin girls in the UK, where one is Black and the other White.... the Aylmers, I think. It's fascinating how genes can combine.
@@jeofficialjoker BRO EVERYTHING NEEDS TO BE CLOSED EXCEPT FOR THE PART WHERE HE EXPLAINED THAT YOU CAN MOVE YOUR HAND SO THAT THE COOL SOUND COMES OUT
6:07 That... is the most adorable thing I’ve ever heard of. It may sound weird on paper, but that is super sweet and wholesome. I hope it goes well for all of them.
@@nanaow3224 I think in instances like this it isn't a problem morally. Where it would be a moral problem would be if the two were raised as siblings. This gets a pass.
@@gamingfreako7480 exactly, i dont care if youre legally documented as siblings, what matters is how you're raised. ngl all the people complaining abt them pisses me off.
"what will you come back as?" "a witch!" "why a witch?" "so that I can put a spell on you!!" "no- I don't like that- you should come back as an angel!" " *NO* "
10:00 I honestly thought in elementary school this was how the girls bathroom was set up. I don't know why I thought that there was no divider in between each stall but being high functioning autistic, I came up with this idea of the girls bathroom in schools! xD Lmao
8:50 It's been my fucking childhood dream to learn how to do this I've had others attempt to teach me but they were never specific so it's been at least 13 years of failure this wasn't 100% and I failed maybe 5 times before I gt it cause I was for some reason considering my seconds pinky knuckle my first but in the end I got it and I might've teared up a little I'm so happy Thank you
2:10 As a Wisconsinite, I relate to this on a deep level. It's kind of crazy to me that school's let out for the Summer instead of the Winter. People are like "oh, what are you afraid of, a little cold weather?" but for real dude, driving in snow is so fucking dangerous.
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Like this video or I will CAST A SPELL ON YOU!
Monstro Do u sell the hoodies and clothes or is that a tiktok
Monstro bet
That’s not my merch, someone else sells it and give me a tiny piece of sales. I want to make my own merch though
Monstro no u
Cast a spell on me, I darE yo u.
Bruh at 1:23 I thought the darker pillow was the dog he was talking to lol
The Webernutter same 😂😂
Same
Me too!
Same
Same
He grownin' *BEANS* in the bathroom.
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Where is he growin’ them?
B E A N S I N T H E B A T H R O O M
@@orvillechen9722 IN THE B A T H R O O M
He had me at Eboy light, and he couldn't loose me at *BEANS*
3:46 The cinematography. The acting. The concept.. be still my heart 😩😩
Here's all the people that care :
Corrupt okay grinch...
what did he say?
Frankly I’m more of a butt man but I admire tits man’s courage 👏🏻
What did the guy do in the one before that?
The lesbian being told she'd make her husband very happy had me ROFL
Mood, people ask who my boyfriend is all the time and it's so awkward lmao
people say i’m engaged whenever i wear a ring and i’m like “you dumb bitch, i’m not even of age to get married”
OH SHE'S A LESBIAN!
Ok. Alright. That makes so much more sense. Thank you.
A WIITCH
Alexa Leyva so I can put a spell on you
SuitingApe_YT no I don’t like that, come back as an angel
JeffReeRee angel lmao yeah fr
Would like you post but it's at 666
@@bloodraineart its at 667 just like it
6:17
“Dude!”
“Are you alright??”
_“yis”_
Copied
...It’s a quote. From the video.
That was the most wholesome thing ever
Yea
ςгคςкє๔ ๓ครк bro how was I supposed to know.. and it’s a quote from the video..
Lol I love this the first one was so cute
The weaboo girl who love CREEPYPASTA LMFAO
no i dont like that come back as an angel
NO!
edit:4k!!!!!
NBD Minotaur08 Thanks I forgot what she said
TheBoomhahaha
Yeah me too
TheBoomhahaha yea same can u maybe repeat that again for me please
I love this grandma already.
Okay so I’m like why is that lady Karen trying to tell her mom in law what to do?
"DUDE!!! Are you alright?!!"
ʸᵉˢ
Absolutely my fav
No you are all left
6:18
He's so cute 🥺 smol bean trooper
wholesome 100
6:35 I genuinely hope that this guy is okay... hope that he got well...
6:18
"WOAH! Dude, are you alright??"
"yis"
yis -U-
So short and I love it
yis :>
I die of laughter every time I watch that
Adorable, reminds me of my little brother
“What do you call a shoe made out of a banana?”
Shoenana
“A slipper ahhaaha”
....oh
Half of my heart is in Havana shoenana
Same.
5:14 my parents are both really dark and have brown eyes i came out with green eyes. Got a paternity test and ye my dad is my dad, guess the printer ran out of ink
That's also because green is a recessive gene, while brown is dominant. If brown eyes are B, and green eyes are b, then Bb will result in brown eyes, only bb can be green. So if two Bb brown eyed parents have a kid, they can have a kid with BB brown eyes, Bb brown eyes, or bb green eyes.
Don't worry, I'm the same way. Green eyes gang.
My parents are green and I came out with brown I know I'm my dad's son because the only difference in our face and build is my eyes lmaooooooo
Y’all failed biology
@@lildad559 Either you're adopted, or your dad's a green-eyed guy
Years ago I watched an episode of Maury where a "brown" man accused his "brown" wife of cheating because the baby was bright white, redhaired, and blue-eyed. Nope! It was his - the kid just got every recessive gene in their mixed-race families 😆
And those twin girls in the UK, where one is Black and the other White.... the Aylmers, I think. It's fascinating how genes can combine.
“Get out of here!”
“...wait, don’t jump. Don’t do that.”
THE CONCERN IN HIS VOICE IM DYING ASDFGHJAJYDGG-
"Jeffery Dahmer!"
"..."
"You know you're in my car right?"
As a witch, I would give anything for that grandma in the beginning to join my coven.
I could not agree more. Blessed be.
a big mood, bless
same here blessed be sister fuck yeahhhh
May I join I wanna be a witch
galaxy and spirit studios of course, darling! Anyone can be a witch. Bless~
9:56 wall isnt there so you and ur homie can hold hands while takin a poo
Yeah, because... That's normal.
*brosexual breathing intensifies*
When you’re trying to reveal the gender of your new baby but you end up revealing that your daughter is actually a smurf
I CACKLED
👌
Everybody’s talking about a witch but I’m just sitting over here in this corner thinking about 4:36 aaaAAAAAAaaA
HAHAHAHHAA I FOUND A COMMENT ABOUT THAT 😂
3:18 “our basement downstairs”.. where the hell else is your basement gonna be?
Cassie Tucker th3 basement upstairs
@@mimicatmoon that's an attic
LifeAsFila yea, also the basement upstairs
the downdown stairs.
@@mimicatmoon the basement is downstairs....that's why it's called a BASEment
9:44 the thunder lmao so chaotic
6:20
i keep rewatching this just for the "yes"
That pigeon was like: "apologize or I'm gonna jump"😂😂😂😂
That little kid LOL!!
"You alright?"
"yis"
“Come back as an angel” “NOOO!”
I was super confused when I heard Alonzo’s voice at 1:25 until I saw that he made the video.
8:45 who else legit tried this?
I HAVE BEEN TRYING DESPERATE HOW YALL DO THIS
@@jeofficialjoker BRO EVERYTHING NEEDS TO BE CLOSED EXCEPT FOR THE PART WHERE HE EXPLAINED THAT YOU CAN MOVE YOUR HAND SO THAT THE COOL SOUND COMES OUT
I did it worked, I got a bit of a whistle
I have been able to do this since second grade. I can do the the peppa pig theme on my hands lol
@@jasond6053 *bows*
4:34 wow....i'm gonna think of this for a while...
7:40 “don’t worry about it, wassup?!!!”
My man dressed like Marty McFly
6:07
That... is the most adorable thing I’ve ever heard of. It may sound weird on paper, but that is super sweet and wholesome. I hope it goes well for all of them.
Well there had to be one reply
Big 8 bruh
Falling Down jk lets kiss and make up
@@brondodabastard8592 HEY, YOU TWO SHOULD KISS.
Let me take a Jörmungandr at that
Three way?????????
"So I can put a spell on you!"
"No, I dont like that"
Her daughter is more of a boomer the she is
The first one is meeeee
9:48 Zeus walks among us
1:43 as someone who grew up near umbc and just applied this one is so much better
uhhh tht whole dating ur step bro thing is uhhhhh god thts gonna blow up in someones face
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Yeah that’s awkward
1:20 Where’s the bump on your head!? 😂
9:35 she out here lookin like a smurf
it’s kinda selfish to marry the dad of ur daughters bf bc morally they can’t date anymore
Meh now it's kinky and besides they still probs are dating like usually
There is nothing morally wrong with dating or marrying your STEP sister/brother.
And as far as I'm aware it's not illegal either.
a dude that’s why i said “morally”, ofc they aren’t blood related but it’s still meh
@@nanaow3224 I think in instances like this it isn't a problem morally. Where it would be a moral problem would be if the two were raised as siblings. This gets a pass.
@@gamingfreako7480
exactly, i dont care if youre legally documented as siblings, what matters is how you're raised. ngl all the people complaining abt them pisses me off.
6:20 omg I can't stop rewatching this the little _"yesh"_
4:08 I felt that.
Hope they(he?) have a bomb ass marriage at least.
@@bigPPprincess she*
10:20 the girl's reactionn is legit so cute tho
3:30 that ain’t beans man
You’re right.
They’re happy little trees.
5:27 when I use the perspective tool in Photoshop
“Grey on grey”
“SkaDo0sH”
8:47 why the f are my thumbs to short
"Come back as an angel!"
"..............NO"
At 9:15 my brother comes running into my room yelling "Ooooh, Peppa Pig"
"what will you come back as?"
"a witch!"
"why a witch?"
"so that I can put a spell on you!!"
"no- I don't like that- you should come back as an angel!"
" *NO* "
he GRoWiNg BEaNs bRuH *BEEEAAAAAANS*
5:42 this dude be giving me some Carlson vibe from the fresh prince
6:20 little kids are so damn durable lmao i love that kid. He said "yis :D :))))))" like he was ready to get yeeted into a snow mound again.
“She said no”
AhahAha *aw*
9:48
i guess you can call that a
*clap of thunder*
1:03 at my school, there’s ACTUALLY a cell phone tower MEANT to LOOK like a TREE!!!!!!!!
JESUS I FELT THAT “i just want to know what else i have to do”
10:00 I honestly thought in elementary school this was how the girls bathroom was set up. I don't know why I thought that there was no divider in between each stall but being high functioning autistic, I came up with this idea of the girls bathroom in schools! xD Lmao
Ay mate, you doing good?
4:30 the forbidden cereal
“No stop that no”
“WHY”
Bruh 3:32 is literally my high school. I saw the window behind him and I was like, “dang that looks like briar woods.” Turns out I was right.
"WOAHHH are you alright?!" "ye."
8:30 uhhh wrong direction
3:54
4:31 sounds like GLaDOS from Portal 2
1:42 when mom says dinners ready:
11:16 6th grade me learning about reproduction
Chinese TikTok is wealth but also crafts with a family storyline
American TikTok is humor, humor, humor
Omg the icy campus one, that’s amazing lol
9:27 shes a blueface baby 😂
No shes a smurf
6:15
Guy - wOaH
Guy #2 - dood r u ok
Kid - -yes-
Seeing the title actually dissipated my lil cloud of doom and actually made me feel hopeful lmao
4:28 My Asian ass thought those were 덕복이
Seonjin Kim
Same!
2:00 Me tryin to slide into your dms
Just keeps on going, but you never get there...
6:18
I don’t know why but I love it.
This is for me because it’s 2 am and I’m determined to do this
8:41
Dude same
Omg! Accident Ahead kid landed that burn
Dude witch Grandma is gonna be me at 90
It took me three rewatches to understand "accident ahead" lmao
that one was legit my favorite lol
3:03 I'm ashamed I flinched
0:24
That old lady is so cute
Me in 2020: *gulp*
FINALLY, A DECENT TIK TOK COMP.
I love how at 4:01 he laughs in the face of death...when he's locked in the car...
Dudes got balls. Or he's insane.
The first one reminded me of my grandma it was so cute 😭
8:50
It's been my fucking childhood dream to learn how to do this
I've had others attempt to teach me but they were never specific so it's been at least 13 years of failure
this wasn't 100% and I failed maybe 5 times before I gt it cause I was for some reason considering my seconds pinky knuckle my first
but in the end I got it and I might've teared up a little
I'm so happy
Thank you
That grandma was such a mood, she was just straight up a mood.
the title did not age well
He growin' BEANS in da bathroom... BEANS.
5:54
*SWEEEEET HOOOOME ALABAMAAAAAAA*
no one they ain’t related though
2:10
As a Wisconsinite, I relate to this on a deep level. It's kind of crazy to me that school's let out for the Summer instead of the Winter. People are like "oh, what are you afraid of, a little cold weather?" but for real dude, driving in snow is so fucking dangerous.
BROOO THATS MEEE!!! IM THE PEPPA PIG GIRL AT LIKE 9:00
prove it
Yeah prove it
Upload a video of you showing your face and doing the peppa pig song
**the noises your computer tower makes** 4:35
This title didn't age well but I appreciate the thought then.
The "accident ahead" one was funny to me. That kid has a sense of humor hahaha
2nd day into 2020:
*WAR*
Best compilation I've seen yet I couldn't stop laughing at the bathroom stall one for some reason
5:54 MY NAME IS ALAINA
”Dude you aight?”
Yizz
11:01 ok that's my life
Damn, grandma wants to come back and haunt they asses. LOL.