Marriage is a SCAM | Stand up comedy by Anand Rathnam
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I am here again with my second stand up video and in this video I talk about what I think about this informal merger and acquisition called Marriage and why I feel I am not ready for it.
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Credits
Venue - The Habitat comedy and music cafe, Mumbai.
Editing and Sound mixing - Joteen Patro
Written and Performed by - Anand Rathnam - ตลก
When an intelligent guy does comedy.
Never 🙅
Yeah he’s witty
That's such a relief from all the sex, potty, Indian parents jokes!
Poor and intelligent
good stuff right there
Rich peoples have nostalgia, poor people have a history...
Dialogue of the decade....!
True
Khushjeet Jalandria yeah genius line!
true man
Chaa gye guru 🤘
Yes Yes____👏🤭
He started with "Not ready for marriage " and ended up asking for Kundali 😂😂
bombay mein ajkal boht mast maal milrela hain
Mic drop
Man came full circle like a total champ
@@rajadhirajmaharaj as he told in this video that there are some people who make every app into a dating app and these are the examples...😀😀😀
"Have you ever been so broke that you can't afford nostalgia" 😂😂😭
Everyday
tum toh agarwal ho, tumhe kya pata gareebi kya hoti hain..
@@rajadhirajmaharaj Aggarwal Han jii👍
@@rajadhirajmaharaj what is so great about Aggarwals? Kannada Shenoys and Kannada Shettys are immensely rich. U have no idea. An Aggarwal is nothing in front of that
"Rich people have nostalgia, poor people have history" 🤣🤣
Nostalgia + robot
Felt attacked 😂😂
middle class go incognito
Haven't watched such an intelligent, tightly-scripted comic strip in a long time. Great work!
really awesome.....poem ended.
Wonder how much it costs for this one 🤔
Try Sridhar V
True that
Agreed!!!!
“Depression home delivered” just sounds amazinggggg 😂😂😂
I Love him for how he made that ""depression of seeing others flourishing"' into a healthy wit. Thank you Anand.. And really thank you for the clean comedy :) Lots of love and success
No one:
Standup comedians: I'm broke and single.
'No one' here is not required. Many of men are single in India nowadays. Not all are lucky to score a gf.
@@rishi_1003 brother I have 2 wife's one of them is from India what is wrong with you?
@@TheMaestro8 Many of the men in India, not a polygamist like you.
@@rishi_1003 but you've said they cant even get one and that's what surprised me.
@@TheMaestro8 I said many, not all.
"Yo Robert Frost, what to do? Sorry pa Poem ended, figure out!" amazing!
Nxt date get ur kundli😭
Hell yeah 😄😄
I felt 'nostalgic'
💕💕
Hey Anand keep your Roy Ban on....and keep going on the no road......will do more good than all the well travelled roads for holding the mirror of life !!
Its actually "The Road Not Taken".
Ma'am idhar bhi class? 🙏😂
Exactly
It's actually "it's"
NEEEEEERRRRRRRDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!
@@DHAiRYA2801 joke hain bhai.
"the road not taken" bole toh, by definition wohi rasta -- jo tumne nahi liya.
"Imagine being so broke that you cant even afford nostalgia"
I lost it at that lmao
Army 💜
I feel like this guy would make a good friend.
Next level of friendzoning
@@anne7808 Little rich coming from u
Dude! That's literally every comic ever!
As frank as it gets.. Robert Frost, Roy Ban-Guci, nostalgia.. Man, that was a big package..
Dude I felt that😂👍
Finally someone has got hold of his words...and does better comedy than just saying abusive words...👌👌👌
Sure
Thats a great deal.keep it up
That Roy Ben communist joke was just insane
"Have you ever been so broke that you can't afford nostalgia?"
Perfect line
Bro that one line... "Only Rich people can have Nostalgia, And poor people have HISTORY" I laughed so hard... But that was quite a statement too.... Congrats u earned a subscriber 😆😆
Tough guy😂😂😂😂
Two subscribers🤷♀️
some kind of super philosophy lol
He looks forward to it chai n samosa
This isn't comedy,it is brutal truth. Bc depress kr diya
Yeah.. He is talking about his life when he was 27. Now he is 30 and successful comedian. Maybe that guci girl lend him money in exchange for tongue twisters :-P
What an perfect script, perfect rumour, perfect sarcasm, comic time was at its peak. Great man.
Amazing....😂😂
Y this society can't understand we can live without marriage 😂🙏
Absolutely correct .Saying with an experience...
Because of insecurities...
Marriage is not needed only for 2 types of persons.. for a financially secured woman and sexually satisfied man..
It's possible only when government makes legal prostition.
& It's possible when if we call villager girl for a date ? She should able take it as sportive. And a villager guy able to ask a girl for a date without fear
& If everyone treat sex is like shake hand. Then it's possible.
In such society marriage is not needed.
@@kavisiddu
With due respect sir ....
However a woman may be financially & politically powerful but after the age of 38 she needs permanent company or better say life partner for which marriage is till now best way..... because we all are answerable to society.....
Same with men but age is above 45....
I completely relate to this .. his looks, his age, his expressions.. everything!!! Even today I prefer not talking to my USA school buddies .. I still have chai samosa .. few frnds talk about hooking up with girls ... And I can't relate to that as well 🤣 .. this was so relatable !!
your time will come.
Hey ,I saw your answer on Quora
U must fight for chut
Cant agree more. Similar situation with me too.
I even deleted my social media profiles man 😂!
If u have this much frustration.... imagine the frustration levels of guys like us who are sitting in home watching ur videos... urs is nothing compared to ours..
😂 actually he is not frustated he writes that stuff so people could relate. That's what I have figured maybe wrong
Frustrated of marriage or job?
Best answer to stupid stand up comedies.
Point!!!!!Blunt as it can be dude.
Oh my god, funny comment!
This is one comedian that packs quite a punch. He paints a large canvas that also has depth and he can connect it all with impeccable timing. Such a gifted artiste! Truly world class!
have been seeing a lot of standup these days.. this is one of the best.. no adultry, plain simple content.. awesome man
Don't be so broke that you can't afford a nostalgia.
He said he does have nostalgia every evening...
Punches in every line, hard to write . Respect
"rich people have nostalgia ,poor people have history"
amazing anand..loved it
I love that ur jokes are way too funny without being offensive
only Rich people have nostalgia....
Edit: Fuck . After these many likes, I think I should get an official TH-cam account.
Poor people have regrets !
Students have also nostalgia
singh only if they are successful
"depression home delivery" 😆
Awesome Brother...I have some great laugh 😂 thanks ✌️
Loved the intelligent jokes and his delivery! Especially how he laughed at his own jokes. Too good
"Marriage is like getting spam mail from Nigeria"....😂😂😂 awesome🤣🤣🤣
That Robert Frost reference was bang on!!! Hilarious!
Omg I hope I see more from this guy, he’s awesome.
Thats how a south Indian does standup comedy 🤪
Then watch this video you will know how really they do comedy. th-cam.com/video/Cxa8ockqa2c/w-d-xo.html
@@ark3030 😂😂chapati
Why bring racism in there.i am proud of my indian people but i cant stand the racism and divide seperating our people.my mom is indian n i am mostly proud of my people but i cant stand racism .what does south indians have to do with him doing comdey?it has nothing.but you like the other indians destroying and hating one another.i know you may be mad with the north ,but you just continuing the divide and hate.stop it.i turned this on to enjoy my people and not to hear idiotic coments because its what it is.you are creating division n hate within your own people.n if you cant see its stupid then i hope you learn more about life
@@ameliaevans8134 fcukkk off far away from here lame a$$
You just proved how shallow you are.you say dumb,useless things and when people confront you about it,you get mad.be a man and learn to take criticism if you want to belittle people because thats what you are basically doing to north indians.its part of the reason indians dont get ahead.its not only a philosophical thing,but it stems from ignorance,stupidity.maybe if you were more like other cultures like the japanese,you would be much further,because they know how to get along.so instead of telling me that,why dont you tell yourself that,because you are the idiot.anybody that says meaningless things to hurt people,have no respect for themselves and you surely dont.
The road less travelled travelled-M. Scott peck
The road not taken taken -Robert Frost✅✅
Yeah! I was confused for a bit when he said that
linkin park
Exactly! Both are gems in their own league & So is this guy. Nice content.
Yep that confused me
I burst out when he said, "I tought my own insecurities called me". Good one
I keep revisiting this piece and the comical quotient never cease to amaze.
Something he looks back, l look forward to😂😂
Awesome bro
Capt. Jack Subramani🤣
Pirates of the Kanyakumari🤣🤣 lmao
That's the shitty part of the comedy
Hey. Remember this you performed on Saturday at Urban Solace (Ulsoor). We were the 4 poets on the side laughing the whole while! Thanks man!
He is gooood. Now i'm gonna watch more of Anand's videos. keep it up dude!
I love this whole content he talked about ....
It's kind of the content that can get you back into your joyful journey of your life if you feel frustrated...👌👌
"Nick Fury from Avengers, Captain Subrahmaniam, Pirates of Kanayakumari". Amazing!!
A poor man’s nostalgia is a rich man’s nausea.
You are saying it viceversa bro
Literature Lovers ... how come bro?
@@preethib.s.8166 nah
I haven't laughed like that for a while! Fresh material and delivery was outstanding. Nice1 Anand!
man, thats the fastest i have ever subscribed! 4 minutes in this video, and boom! Subscribed! ❤️😍
One of my best stand up comedy seen by me.
Love it
Only rich people have nostalgia. Poor people have history! - Anand Rathnam (2019)
Great going man! Keep it up!
Stunning...loved it.thanks
So enthusiastic.....well done
This one was yours best till now
Loved it
Keep hitting on sixes like these
Sad I wasn't introduced to such an amazing comedian earlier.
Respects for you
Love from Pakistan
@macdonald tramp
You are badly trumped,sir
He is a joker not a comedian
There is a difference
Huge difference
Any stupid, illiterate ,absurd and unorganized filthy comedian is
not worth only to be called a "joke".
Comedians are posh,respectful,respectable ,educated, sensitive and civilised
Love the content. Keep up the good work
Never thought samosa could
be that funny, you nailed it bro 👌👌👌. Every sentence you speak is punch line 👌👌👌👌 superb!
The name of the poem is The Road Not Taken.
My my your sense of humor is up and above everyone else.keep going.we want more
yr ye kitna awesome h😍😍
All time fav video ❤️ great work
Really funny. 😂
This guy is immensely underrated.
Like his ways to connect with different stories.
Too good bro....u r amazing....
Amazing Amazing.....
Superb...
Amazing work saar, killer punch lines all the way, truely the road less traveled. Thanks for making my evening & spreading roflzzz around Sir Roy cheerssss maaaann
you killed it dude, great set......
Awesome and Intelligent set man !
Please upload more videos of your shows....... U r just awesome....
Depression home delivery. I laughed so hard
For someone who read all Roberts frost poem is was funny
Oh my God you are too good, binge watching you !
Somewhere it sounded like a well sarcastic poetry...
Loved it
"Having a future before nostalgia"
Something that he looks back, i look forward to..🤣🤣
Amazing da, made my day !!! Impressed. Happy for you.
though its after 1 year, I'm happy that i found your comedy..it made my day. U said all truth in hilarious way..people who are 20+ will feel this deeply.. Love the way how u potrayed it man
Too good man, that's how you should write content. Absolutely impressed. Great Job.
'The road less traveled' was a book by Scott Peck
The Robert Frost poem was 'The road not taken'
It was funny when a couple of people in the crowd agreed to it and were like, "yea I know that shit" 🤪
i must say i had no clue even after watching whole video about it on biographics channel.
:-D
Dude, this is all part of the humor.
You have heard of Robert Frost because you had to mug up one of his poems in school. Using his name and quoting another poem is a typical behavior on the street. Half knowledge!!!
Again, part of the humor, common & local to Chennai/Bangalore.
@@hmmpausethink4976 how you connected that to Chennai/Bangalore is beyond me. I have lived in both the cities and I can safely disagree that it is common for these cities. Most bangaloreans/chennaites are well read and better off than the other cosmopolitan and/or tier-2 cities in the country.
You might have had gone to a wrong school if you had to mug up a poem. Don't assume that we all did that.
Humour, haha. I laughed. Nothing wrong in pointing out when one goes wrong either.
Pal, this is comedy, not a literature class. Lighten up!!!
Don’t over analyze and spoil the fun.
For me, it makes sense from my past, maybe not you
No words to express how happy I feel listening to such a good set! Great job, sir😇👏👏
Awesome dude, haven't laughed this hard in some time. 😂🍻👊🏼
Dude you were amazing,now that's the kind of humour everyone loves to see without any profanity and bad language. You jokes were simply too good. Loved the whole act.
Roy Ban Fan
Super funny.. dont remember laughing like this to a stand up video I saw for a long time now... Keep it up
I didn't know about this men.....he is tooo good.
The way he speaks...🔥
Dude, you are just too good at this. Keep Up
"I saw disappointment with two Instagram filters" 😂😂😂 got me there.
I can't believe this level of humour doesn't have 10m views!!
I can't believe you are expecting a video to cross 10 million views within one day of release and having subscribers not even 50k
Chill bro! He posted few hours ago only😂😂
@@deveshshrivas4785 😂😂😂😂👏
Super ,i loved it man, from roy ban to rupa
Truly awesome
First time watching this guy and have to say it was a very good effort. Jokes were on point. Something original. Well done and keep it up. Hopefully more to come.
damn Anand! U got a RICH sense of Humor Bro ^_'
Bro you’ve got great content. Witty, smart, humorous. Love your vibe.
very hillarious...first time i seeing , half way thro i cant help subscribing...u r gifted...u r the very first with so much nativity, brining all from the practical life...wow...ur connection with people is very brilliant..!
Depression home delivered.... "awesome"
NGL, didn't laughed hard at all but had a smile throughout the vid.
right bro he is charming
Me too
Rohit Kumar Pandey
It
Me too. I hve heard better jokes
@@manpreetmatharucomic seriously bro. I have laughed so with tears running down on some of the other Stand-up jokes. Unfortunately he isn't tht good. Anyways best wishes for him.
simply awesome dude
This was too good yar!!
This came to me as a youtube recommendation on a bad work day. Good one machaa ! :D. I feel better now.
Oh man this was so relatable. 😝😂Laughed throughout the set. Been a while since I heard a stand up with punch lines every few seconds. Great job. 😂🤣🤣😂😂
Real talent ... nice..!
Very smart lines!!! hats off!!