Say No To Marriage - Stand Up Comedy | Ravi Rao

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  • @stepupasia
    @stepupasia ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I am single and I have ways to entertain myself. Thinking about the horrors of married life itself scares the hell out of me. And I really dislike how my friends changed after their marriage. This guy was damn honest. That's how the reality is.

    • @dss7507
      @dss7507 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The solution is simple just don't get married because with this kind of thoughts if you get married then it will be a problem for your partner

  • @nishchaysinha2607
    @nishchaysinha2607 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    If both the persons are compatible with each other, then marriage can be done as moral support is needed

    • @bindu6515
      @bindu6515 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Is moral support equal to emotional dependence? And is it a necessity for every human being?

    • @ss0498
      @ss0498 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Some one forgot the most important part , the financial support.

  • @gaganpreetk_ahuja
    @gaganpreetk_ahuja ปีที่แล้ว +116

    Paneer Escobar and from Cocaine to Cottage Cheese, ha ha ha ha. Superb set. Enjoyed a lot. So good to see a new video from you

    • @ravirao31
      @ravirao31  ปีที่แล้ว +8

      thanks! more videos will keep coming. stay tuned!

  • @rohankore3504
    @rohankore3504 ปีที่แล้ว +280

    Single Life is so stress free I'm 28 unemployed do some short gigs in between here and there but never felt real need for money plus I can cook all things so I just enjoy life . That amazing feeling when the sun rises and you don't have Hurry anything while everyone around is rushing for jobs preparing their kids is so hectic, tiring and scary . Couples especially with kids gets burned out and fatigued at the end of the day.

    • @linkin324
      @linkin324 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Dude you aren’t eligible enough to take side at 28 tbh
      All the best

    • @good_life8888
      @good_life8888 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      It is stress free till 35, later on it is problematic

    • @deviy9757
      @deviy9757 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ur an intelligent person

    • @ss0498
      @ss0498 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Best decision.

    • @Ascendify5
      @Ascendify5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ​@@good_life8888 may be it's for you

  • @ravirao31
    @ravirao31  ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Ok so if you've watched the video, thank you. If you're in Bengaluru, I'm doing my live show on Jan 6th at my favorite comedy club in Koramangala. All new material! Tickets will sell out soon so get them ASAP (link below). It's gonna be a killer night!
    Tickets: in.bookmyshow.com/events/ravi-rao-live-a-standup-comedy-solo-show/ET00372824

    • @JCN_
      @JCN_ ปีที่แล้ว

      best wishes frm Sri Lanka..

  • @muP8085
    @muP8085 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    We will support you, just like we support Saikiran.
    P.S - Plz don't commit suicide

  • @kgsreenivas8464
    @kgsreenivas8464 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Ravi !!! Brilliant! And so brilliantly understated - our own Escobar of Understatement! Looking forward to more...

  • @rohankore3504
    @rohankore3504 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Of course there will be mountain of challenges if you are Unmarried Single.
    There will be loneliness a lot of loneliness like everyday and night, you will run out of friends , you will be feeling like a outsider in family circles . You don't even bother to join any functions and family events.
    But the things is YOU have to deal with this issues by yourself
    It's your decision you can't blame anyone for your life
    You start to become mentally tough and emotionally intelligent living a Unmarried life.
    Still there will be frequent emotional Ups and downs but you move forward by solving your issues on your own.
    Day by day you learn the true meaning of life , you discover yourself like emotionally and physically.
    You don't get married not bcoz you are scared and you can't deal with Married life problems but you know that Even if you do get married you can manage and live a married life even better than most of the couples you have seen
    You just simply not interested or think that it's not worth at present.
    It could be worth someday, may be one day but simply not now
    It's just you already know the essence, it's like you already know the ending without even watching 30 season of that webseries .

  • @__skj__
    @__skj__ ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I'm 33 years old single.. I'm professor 👩‍🏫 in Haryana government nd happy to be single always 😂

  • @adrupchatterjee5343
    @adrupchatterjee5343 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    you're hella underrated

    • @ravirao31
      @ravirao31  ปีที่แล้ว +39

      better than being overrated, i guess?

    • @navinpkumar
      @navinpkumar ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Time to join our tour!

    • @adrupchatterjee5343
      @adrupchatterjee5343 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ravirao31 fair enough 😂

    • @ishankeskar9589
      @ishankeskar9589 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fuck you Adrup, don't say anything asshole

    • @ankitame55
      @ankitame55 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ravirao31 you actually are good

  • @PeacePlease.
    @PeacePlease. ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I enjoyed it - Simple content with a unique perspectives added in. Keep at it. Greetings from the USA!!

  • @prachijain3586
    @prachijain3586 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    Things that are really relatable, with a different style of comedy. Decent, simple and pure stuff without desperation of making people laugh. How genuine!

  • @Damien1_1
    @Damien1_1 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    I am a single woman (by choice since i was eight) in 40s. Ever since my 20s, my workmates and friends have envied my life. Some women divorced watching me. Others I guided into divorce 🤣 Anytime someone would bitch about their husbands being selfish at home and life as a whole, i would promptly say, "divorce him. Look at me. How happy i am. 100s of men in my life. I have 1 for every day of the week (true)". They all eventually divorced cz i had no better solution for dealing with self-centered husbands who think babies and household chores are your domain 🤪🤣

    • @AnalExpedition
      @AnalExpedition ปีที่แล้ว

      It’s very easy for women to get laid. No big deal or achievement in that.

    • @Mohit-zn2rn
      @Mohit-zn2rn ปีที่แล้ว

      You're the bitch every man should avoid

    • @hyacinthvanced5691
      @hyacinthvanced5691 ปีที่แล้ว

      Calm your tits Damien.

    • @akxn2162
      @akxn2162 ปีที่แล้ว

      damn you should be in gulag

    • @Damien1_1
      @Damien1_1 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@aravindr740 wrong. "I" don't love anybody. I have very high standards and would rather be alone and rich than with a fool :) Also, lazy useless husbands don't "love" their wives. All "unloved" women must divorce their useless husbands 🙂

  • @jyothi5563
    @jyothi5563 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Relatable.... Married friends treat as we did huge mistake.. I'm not against marriage and understand no one is perfect... Let people live their life... Be independent

  • @twinklerajwanshi
    @twinklerajwanshi ปีที่แล้ว +41

    I am here for the first time but Man this is some fresh comedy in months👍🏻 All the best for your comedy career✨

  • @fahimseettha5625
    @fahimseettha5625 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    I recently came across your videos and honestly, you are nothing short of geniussss. Waiting for bigger things to happen to you. ❤️❤️ Love your works

  • @brindacockburn4033
    @brindacockburn4033 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Come to Atlanta!! Your humor is universal!!

  • @thirst-t2653
    @thirst-t2653 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    It's more funny when Valentine's day ad comes between this Comedy StandUp....!!! But whatever u said ..I totally correlate...jis tarah humara generation relationship handle kartaa hain..hum sou guna akele hi acchhe...cheers up for all the happily Singles out there !!!

  • @kabitamighty4389
    @kabitamighty4389 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Marriage topic is so relatable for me as well.. haha can't help

    • @AnalExpedition
      @AnalExpedition ปีที่แล้ว

      Agreed, Same topic by a female comedian would be all about dick, pussy, asshole, fuckboys, blowjobs, cum, and periods

  • @SunLake-pr1di
    @SunLake-pr1di ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Never marry

  • @itseasy3586
    @itseasy3586 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    You have unique personality. I am sure you 'll make a great career in comedy. Keep going!!

    • @AnalExpedition
      @AnalExpedition ปีที่แล้ว

      Agreed, Same topic by a female comedian would be all about dick, pussy, asshole, fuckboys, blowjobs, cum, and periods

  • @fatburningkitchen5914
    @fatburningkitchen5914 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    One day you will be a famous comedian ❤️🔥

  • @sunnysarkarwind
    @sunnysarkarwind ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The earlier video of yours was too deadly. I enjoyed it to the core. Sundar one.

  • @iampbhatta
    @iampbhatta ปีที่แล้ว +40

    I like the end of it. Even the drug dealer got married. 😹😹😹

    • @ravirao31
      @ravirao31  ปีที่แล้ว +7

      glad you stayed till the end!

    • @deviy9757
      @deviy9757 ปีที่แล้ว

      Paapam na

  • @ShwetaDas
    @ShwetaDas 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    woohoo, being a single woman in my 30s, relatable AF bruh 😅

  • @snehasamrajyam2733
    @snehasamrajyam2733 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Hey Ravi, the way you speak is really awesome, a true real hero you are, I like your confidence and attitude

  • @kunalnichani1
    @kunalnichani1 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Bhai ye he laga raha hai nazar.. double digit divorced friends ke liye kali zubaan aur buri nazar dono chahiye :D

  • @vinaysalve8009
    @vinaysalve8009 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Was a fun time watching it.
    loved a lot.

    • @ravirao31
      @ravirao31  ปีที่แล้ว +2

      thanks! more videos will keep coming. stay tuned!

  • @gaurav3940
    @gaurav3940 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Good to see Sundar Pichai in this role

  • @madhurashewatkar2321
    @madhurashewatkar2321 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That panner dealer joke is too gooddd

  • @VRC561
    @VRC561 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Would pay to watch him perform. ! For ppl wondering why, yes! It's been over 2 years

  • @aryakprasannan198
    @aryakprasannan198 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    now I know 3 Ravis who are 30 and single, my quest is to collect all Ravis who are above 30 and not married and yall can make a gang of Ravis and start a Ravi matrimony

  • @bokitoloski
    @bokitoloski ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Inching towards 30 and yes we get all those questions and also you look like Abhishek Bachchan Lite

  • @SaipriyaViswanathan
    @SaipriyaViswanathan ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I happened to land here today. Totally enjoyed your set. Keep it going 😁

  • @manirambhattarai5672
    @manirambhattarai5672 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    By the way both married status and unmarried status have their own pros and cons. I decided to choose the pros and cons of remain single

  • @sumitingle5131
    @sumitingle5131 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Superb 😅😅😅✌️
    You deserve more reach Bro 🙏

  • @ashnamohamed4219
    @ashnamohamed4219 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Wow they all are using foul language

  • @luid9512
    @luid9512 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    It was hilarious. Enjoyed till the end!!

  • @aditichandrasekar3279
    @aditichandrasekar3279 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Awesome Ravi!! I can relate to this video totally. Wishing you a great career and super fun life. Which means: Don't get married!

  • @Casabianka
    @Casabianka ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Bro your youthy dialogues were very hilarious to watch. Esp your tete a tete with 70 year old gentleman. (Could have heard our peals of laughter 😀😀) Tbh I hail from this age group!! You're traveling thru several topics giving hilarious touch. A stress buster after a tiring day... Great keep going👍👏

  • @sushmita9700
    @sushmita9700 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is the same dealer, even he got married 🤣🤣🤣

  • @USBEN.
    @USBEN. ปีที่แล้ว

    Now i need a skit with 'PANEER ESCOBAR' 🤣🤣🤣

    • @ravirao31
      @ravirao31  ปีที่แล้ว +1

      make it happen!

  • @sumaginger
    @sumaginger ปีที่แล้ว

    Is it really necessary to use dirty words in stand up comedy? can't you make people laugh with clean language?? I wonder...Or stand up comedians have decided that audience like/appreciate dirtly words??? Or are you people thinking using these kind of words COOL?? Not just you all of them. Very sad.

  • @amiturkude1923
    @amiturkude1923 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    you are teh smartest comedian ever... i love your shows ...

  • @bhavitakumari6547
    @bhavitakumari6547 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Omg, paneer agent.. can so relate to that... We don't share our paneer wala's number with anyone too.

  • @thedevilsown2010
    @thedevilsown2010 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Keep killing it buddy boy!!!

  • @na_ira_
    @na_ira_ ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This was very relatable ! Had a good laugh.

  • @dontexpectreply
    @dontexpectreply ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Using cuss words is becoming new cool stuff! But not to certain class of audience!!

  • @keshvabs4869
    @keshvabs4869 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This video can be enjoyable for those who don't even entertain the idea of getting divorced, and perhaps some are even culprits. I would have enjoyed it if I hadn't gone through this phase. I invested all my efforts and time in an unfaithful woman. The strange thing is, my ex-wife shredded this video. I am in the process of recovering from mental, financial, and physical losses. Now I have to rewrite my story. Divorce is not funny; you will experience hell out of it.
    God bless you😊

  • @nainsisarkar3690
    @nainsisarkar3690 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    It just wow! standup I watched it twice 😂😂

  • @abhisektiwari4545
    @abhisektiwari4545 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Sundar Pichai you rock's here as well 😂

  • @Hitlerisplaying
    @Hitlerisplaying ปีที่แล้ว +10

    you deserve millions of likes…….the drug dealer wala part was too good😭❤️

  • @SajidaAliAwan-ww2vs
    @SajidaAliAwan-ww2vs ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm lactose intolerant and allergic to all dairy products,90% herbs, nutella, 60% fruits,except wheat, rice allergic to all grains, goat meat,red meat. I'm vegan because of medical conditions. But if you visit I'll cook for you whatever I eat. Things I said I'm allergic to I can't even touch them boils sours happen. Dr in hospital says to me: bibi Ayeshah apko kitni bari mna kiya koi ye chizan kha bhi rha ho uske pas nhi bethna apko kisny kaha fruits lemon cut karny ko. Apko malom honey ko sirf touch karny sy apki chamri(skin) burn hojati tu dur rha kro in chizon se".

  • @purplepebbles
    @purplepebbles ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Awesome!! One of the best, funny and relatable set I have heard..and it is a relief that humour can be without cuss words and profanity

  • @sarangsharma5346
    @sarangsharma5346 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Marriage for most men is the worst social deal ever in today's time

  • @sumetrashivashankar1078
    @sumetrashivashankar1078 ปีที่แล้ว

    Do you think " Real Wine and Cigar " are the REAL good things in life ??
    I have already subscribed , So I have done

  • @rooparonanki
    @rooparonanki ปีที่แล้ว

    From Cocaine to cottage cheese - the untold story 😂😂😂

  • @liviopalpacelli4247
    @liviopalpacelli4247 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This really lights up my life. Thank you :)

  • @adityadutta2033
    @adityadutta2033 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The topic is hilarious itself. I laughed and I agree with you... I am late 20s now.

  • @ericasilver4229
    @ericasilver4229 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Wish I had the guts to do something like this for a living... Finance is killing me and my soul, one spreadsheet at a time..

  • @Rahwriteswords
    @Rahwriteswords ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Nice one! Subscribed, so you can afford the good things in life 😂❤

  • @manishagawadeartistandcura4342
    @manishagawadeartistandcura4342 12 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Well said my dear! I loved the last bit when the wine and cigar were both not real and you asked us to share to make them so. Cool bruh! 😅

  • @D.Bhanusree
    @D.Bhanusree 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 its really crazy funny Mr. Ravi❤👏👏👏👏👏 totally enjoyed ur show, couldn't stop laughing for long 😂😂,
    Keep gng boy, good luck, keep entertaining us😍😘

  • @ADITYASHAHBINDASS
    @ADITYASHAHBINDASS ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Gr8 set bro..!
    Soft paneer to hard marriage

  • @ray_of_hope4219
    @ray_of_hope4219 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Grape juice is a grape juice in whatever form it is. Cheers.

  • @niveditamohanty8380
    @niveditamohanty8380 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    bro u r truely a genious..more n nore power to u❤❤❤

  • @ankitha3609
    @ankitha3609 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I bet he's talking about beef

  • @joydeepghosh4567
    @joydeepghosh4567 ปีที่แล้ว

    Extremely intelligent set!

  • @mazharuddinmohammed8234
    @mazharuddinmohammed8234 ปีที่แล้ว

    Is it only me or anyone else that his style and looks remind me of Abhishek Bacchan? His sense of humor is amazing and very interesting.

  • @kananpreetkaur3485
    @kananpreetkaur3485 ปีที่แล้ว

    Too gudd😂

  • @d-vegan-grandma6630
    @d-vegan-grandma6630 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lovely..very clean comedy

  • @angelkomal7525
    @angelkomal7525 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ohh this is an English stand up comedy ...I was thought its hindi ..its ok

  • @pmounika6814
    @pmounika6814 ปีที่แล้ว

    Please make more videos

  • @PP2023i
    @PP2023i ปีที่แล้ว

    He looks like , Brother of Nivedita Prakasam , ....From the Fake Accent video !!

  • @saurabhbothra9288
    @saurabhbothra9288 ปีที่แล้ว

    Best comic from Banglore

  • @radhyka1
    @radhyka1 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thanks for the entertainment Ravi, I did enjoy your stant-up act:) hope you are dringking a nice Pinot Noir and smoking a real Cuban Cigar, b'cos anything less is really not worth it since Life is short, so "Live Free or Die"! (New Hampshire State Motto)! 🤣😂😆😁

  • @chirantanx
    @chirantanx ปีที่แล้ว +3

    UNDERRATED!!!

  • @ahallekatti
    @ahallekatti ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Simply interesting and humorous ofc 😊

  • @amitdaswani6922
    @amitdaswani6922 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ravi..good luck in your quest for being human and being the next Salman khan....maybe marraige @ 70????

  • @ARR56
    @ARR56 ปีที่แล้ว

    Same dealer 😂😂😂

  • @HornOkay
    @HornOkay ปีที่แล้ว

    Fun fact - People who can’t find a real life partners despite their best attempts love his jokes the most.😂😂
    Become rich before saying money can’t buy happiness… similarly get married before saying 😂😂

  • @sailusailacs
    @sailusailacs ปีที่แล้ว

    No way bro.... If we support u , u gonna change ur healthy ( grape juice n cigar prop) with unhealthy wine and real cigar😱😱😱
    Just kidding 😊.... Nice show👍

  • @diptidutta9049
    @diptidutta9049 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That transition of the dealer is just hilarious

  • @sumetrashivashankar1078
    @sumetrashivashankar1078 ปีที่แล้ว

    "" The drug dealer , got married , ..... became a Paneer Dealer "" ..... 😂 loved it !!

  • @mohakmittal2702
    @mohakmittal2702 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    What is Zomato then? Which gender..🤪

  • @arpitapaul5
    @arpitapaul5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Effortless.. great job

  • @suryaaraya
    @suryaaraya ปีที่แล้ว

    Cheers 🥂 loved it

  • @beingpanda4010
    @beingpanda4010 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That's really good seriously

  • @sumetrashivashankar1078
    @sumetrashivashankar1078 ปีที่แล้ว

    "" I' ll Wait , ...... Give it two years "" 😂 😈

  • @samscool18
    @samscool18 ปีที่แล้ว

    I know a guy 😅😅 why i never heard about you 🤔 really funny set 😅👏🏼 yupp i shared it

  • @starducks698
    @starducks698 ปีที่แล้ว

    my dad is so sexist he thinks SWIGGY is female...LOL

  • @dr.nupurtidke6932
    @dr.nupurtidke6932 ปีที่แล้ว

    Good stuff

  • @saijnanesh5386
    @saijnanesh5386 ปีที่แล้ว

    I was scrolling down and when i saw the photo of him, for a second i thought it's sundar pichai

  • @soumyashree123
    @soumyashree123 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I can't even stop my laugh 🤣🤣🤣

  • @chantefleurtheincredulous9360
    @chantefleurtheincredulous9360 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    When the drug dealer got married I hit the like button. 🤣🤣

    • @ravirao31
      @ravirao31  ปีที่แล้ว +1

      glad you stayed till the end buddy

  • @shailab9349
    @shailab9349 ปีที่แล้ว

    Quite impressive ❤❤❤

  • @andrew_claus
    @andrew_claus 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Good comedy bad crowd. Ever joke was on point and relatable so much.

  • @lata7549
    @lata7549 ปีที่แล้ว

    Good content, but please don’t use the f… word so often, it doesn’t sound nice. And it’s not necessary.

  • @Userykp
    @Userykp ปีที่แล้ว

    Y all ur friends r getting divorced 🤔🤔 They r jealous of ur singlehood 🙃

  • @Xebusy
    @Xebusy ปีที่แล้ว

    are.. Sundar pichai ji