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What's The Weirdest Thing That Happened in The Bathroom?
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Depending on his singing skills and song choice, I'll probably let him sing.
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“We dubbed him forest dump” I’m going to hell thats not ok to laugh at
Zorbrek well when ya got to go you got to go even if it in the woods
Might as well have fun on the way there.😂
@@bdizzle5359 you right
Has to be the time I had a heart attack and fell off the toilet. I was fine until I wasn't.
Yikes. hope you're doing well now
Hope ur doing well
A family friend once had to go so badly in the middle of the night that he quickly scurried to the bathroom in the dark and sat down only to realise his father was already on the toilet. Yes, this actually happened
Oh my gosh, did they pee on their father??
Smol Human Thank god he didn’t, omg can you imagine hahaha
I bet that will haunt him for the rest of his life.....poor guy
Hahahashshzaahsus
Uwhmhmh if u have a non dirty mind I suggest not reading this but you probably already did
That poor big butt spider :(
Im on the toilet,and after watching this,im kinda freaked out
same
I had a toddler boy come in the Walmart restroom stall underneath the door, demon child looked at me and I farted so loud, his eyes became fearful. He left and cried to his mother. She apologized to me, thankfully he didn't see anything, and I hope he learned his lesson. 😂
14:48 Imagine the intruder's POV.
I got stung in the foot by a wasp whilst sitting on the toilet... It felt like being punished for some sin or something.
When I was in pre-k there was a time when the toilet that was connected to the classroom started to overflow and got water inside the classroom. It turns out some moron had flushed a Hug drink barrel down the toilet and caused it to stop up. After that day for almost two years I had a deathly fear of the toilet. 6 year old me imagined being trapped inside the bathroom as a toilet full of my feces begins to slowly fill up the room and I drown in piss and crap. I used to wipe, wash my hands, pull up my pants, THEN flush and sprint out of the bathroom as fast as I could
That's unsanitary.
Lmaoo
My cousin was staying over at my house last year for a sleepover and while she was using the bathroom early in the morning, one of the light bulbs for the light literally blew up and sent glass raining down on top of her no joke.
Was she ok?
Listening to this while on the toilet 😂😂
My mom used to own a nail salon when I was little. I would hang out there occasionally and sometimes I’d have to use the restroom. I hated the bathroom there. There was never a time where one of those freaky Daddy Long Legs spiders wasn’t in there. Sometimes its would be an emergency, though, so I would have no choice but to just sit on the toilet and do my business with like seven spiders staring at me. Sometimes they would have flies in their webs. Talk about dinner and a show, am I right? Lol
2Coop 4U
She would constantly be vacuuming up the spiders, but they just kept coming.
I've done everything to keep spiders out of the shower, but once a week there's a quarter sized nightmare in it. I can handle most spiders, even tarantulas, just fine, but not these.
Once they spot you, they *scuttle* aggressively right at you. They broke the covenant, so it's adios monster
@@NatGeoGacha if the nail salon is still there or it’s shut down?
@@Its_thunder_pro_official.
Nah, my mom wasn’t making a profit anymore so she shut the business down years ago. Now she’s been doing medical coding for five years and is making more than double what she used to.
Dude no matter where I am in public, THE RESTROOMS ARE DISCUSTING. EVERY TIME I NEED TO USE THE RESTROOM THE TOILETS ARE CRACKED, THE METAL WAS CHIPPED OFF OR THERE ARE LITERAL SH*TS IN THE TOILET THAT WERE UNFLUSHED.
In San Francisco had a minor earthquake while seated on the throne. Luckily no bowl backsplash.
I've had severe PCOS since I was a young teen. Plus really heavy, painful, awful periods from about my 2nd one onward. I'd have severe period cramps and from everything being so tightly packed in there (by "everything" I'm referring to abdominal organs) the cramps would cause diarrhea. Then pushing from the diarrhea would cause more cramps- a real catch 22. There's fewer experiences more awful, painful, and traumatizing than being stuck on the toilet, filling it with blood and 💩 and all the pushing to try to get some relief just increasing the abdominal pressure and rupturing an ovarian cyst with almost every period. It would lead to puking and occasionally fainting from the pain. I'd be in so much pain and so dehydrated, I'd require an ER trip for fluid and pain meds. It took years before I learned to take imodium and pain meds at the first sign of cramps. I'd rather be stopped up for a week than rupture a cyst and feel like I was actually dying. It's kinda messed up to say, but having a functioning [benign] brain tumor which stopped my periods is one of the best things to happen to me. I used to actually want to die because my pain was that severe. 😳 There were multiple times I had to crawl from the bathroom to ask someone to take me to a hospital. Worst bathroom experiences I've ever had, unequivocally!!
One day I stripped in preparation to take a shower, and I needed to use the toilet so I sat right down. In my peripheral vision I see this big, dark spider descending from the ceiling. Although I am usually a spider lover, I did not have my glasses on and therefore could not see this spider well enough to identify it. All I could think was “Black widow.” I was paralyzed with fear, eyeing that thing as I finished up. When I hurried away from the toilet and threw my glasses on, I discovered that it was just a cobweb weaver (a common and harmless species). Still scared the crap out of me in the moment though!
Heh. Literally.
My buddy had problems with sleepwalking. He told me that he once woke up one the toilet with a radio in his hands.
A grown women walked in and said i had nice eyes and if it wasn't illegal she would take me home, i was 13. Oh and at school i didn't want the buss to leave me so i quickly tried to sit down and i fell between the toilet and wall
My brother-in-law can only poop at his house. He’s left family gatherings (Christmas, thanksgiving, etc) in the middle so he can poop at his house. Weirdo.
Shit happens
Worst experience I ever had in the bathroom was when a mouse ran across my bare foot one morning when I was peeing and didn't have my glasses on. I was still half-asleep, but when that mouse ran over my foot, I was wide awake! Later on, the furry little bastard decided to pop out from under the stove when I was cooking, and nearly gave me a heart attack!
The frog in the underpants has the makings of a good children's book
I was in first grade. Just in class when all the sudden I needed to do number two. Raised my hand to go to the restroom, walking like a penguin because I tried holding it in. I felt something soft in my pants. I LITERALLY SH*T MY PANTS. I would get really bad anxiety attacks during those times and so I had nothing to do but cry. I pulled up my pants, washed my hands and came out the bathroom, crying. Teacher asks me “what’s wrong, sweetie?” I just say “i- i poo- *hic* pooped my pants”
She told me to stay in the bathroom for a while and try to clean it up. when I cleaned most of it up I wanted to use the restroom again. SAME THING HAPPENED AND YES- I HAD ANOTHER PANIC ATTACK OF TEARS.
That happened 3 more times and I remembered I had extra clothes in my backpack so I opened my backpack, got my clothes and changed. I also had some wipes so I cleaned up the mess with them and kept them on the toilet. Not even a minute after. IT HAPPENED 4 MORE TIMES. I was sent home and turns out I had a bad case of diarrhea and nausea. Mind I have asthma and my asthma makes me weaker than satan when facing god. so every 5 seconds I had to get off my bed and use the restroom and throw up. the doctors were closed and I was full of anxiety for 2 weeks. I will never forget that.
My mother always told me, “hurry up or your leg will go paralyzed and you’ll be amputated.”
NOW I IMAGINE
“How’d your leg get paralyzed?”
“I was trying to take a crap.”
NOW IM DYING OF LAUGHTER-
Just any time I go one of my cats will come in and then the other and they fight behind the toilet and around and I'm just trying to vibe
I was mabe 5 or 6 and fell asleep wile on the toilet well I had a dream that the toilet ate me thanks to my brother(10 years older than me) flushing the toilet now mine was REALY loud and scared the living sh*t out of me and I had a phobia of toilets ever since it has gotten better but if it is realy loud it scares me and I run out.
I'm a freshman in high school
You probably should go get some help for that no offense
Parker The Squid I am mostly ok now but if it is realy loud it still bothers me just a flush tho I shoot guns and that dose not bother me its odd
Lavi Ben-Ari never been and never will be I am terrified of planes will never go on one
@@darklycan4583 alright, I'm glad you're doing better man 👌
Parker The Squid thanks
2:33 “ I just sat and prayed that god would kill me.”
I’m dead.
14:45 had me rolling on the floor laughing. 😂😂😂🤣
07:54 🐸😂reminds me of a frog plague in Sydney. My buddy and me loaded up her two year olds nappy(diaper) with frogs. It was totally consensual don’t worry. Maddy loved that stuff!😂
Well, Michael was in the bathroom at a part and forgot how long it’d been
For me was when I was in a job program and my co-intern came inside while I was taking a monster crap sat in the second stall next to me and was describing how it was coming out unaware that I was in the stall next to him just hearing "oh it's coming it's coming out aaah yeah it's coming oh yeah now it's out (this is the short version)" when I got out he got out at the same time. It was awkward, and I could see the embarrassment in his face even though he was smiling. I told the rest of my co-interns and coaches at the end of the program. His face was priceless and everyone had a good laugh about it
TLDR: Took a monster crap, Co-worker comes in was describing to himself the progress of his own crap from start to finish while I was taking a crap.
Omg the guy in the middle stall who just started screaming!! 😂☠️🤣😭
That's nice that the kid got him tp
Forrest Dump for the win
I always wondered why public restrooms have stalls....why not get a few extra material to MAKE IT A ROOM? So you don't have to feel so exposed with strangers
:30 That's the fastest I've ever regretted clicking on a video. BRB, never sleeping again.
I closed my eyes for a few seconds, and opened them to pitch blackness. In that time, the motion sensor light, which couldn't see me in the stall, had decided the room was empty. I had to phone someone to come turn it back on so I could wipe.
Good crappy stories! The spider ones did bring back memories of living in Topanga Canyon (old part top of Ferndale drive ) . Seem like spiders and scorpions we're constant companions in the summer.
That guy said he'll give details on how he went blìnd and paralyzed. Did he ever give the details?
Bc we want to know bc that's the point of this video
@2Coop 4U I'd like to avoid the circumstances.
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Years ago I woke up and had to take a morning dump, not that unusual. I was having a bit of trouble so I started pushing extra hard. All of a sudden I felt a tingling in my arms and then they involuntarily pulled themselves up to my chest. At the same time my legs pulled in and started to grip the bowl. I couldn't move my arms or legs at all. My abdomen was in a lot of pain, and at this point I naturally started yelling for my mother (I was 18). By the time she made it to me I had also lost my vision and all I could see was white. So now I'm sitting on the toilet with nothing on but boxers around my ankles, paralyzed, and now blind. My parents came into the bathroom and I explained to them while screaming in pain what had happened and they carried me to the couch and called 911. The paramedics showed up and now I had my parents, three brothers and two paramedics all standing around me in the fetal position on the couch. By this point my vision came back but I still couldn't move my limbs. The pain was subsiding and the paramedics explained what had happened.
Men have a nerve near the base of their spine that when stimulated causes your blood vessels to expand. This leaves a lot of extra volume for the same Amount of blood so then your body sends blood only to the vital areas and out of your limbs and even your head. This causes the paralysis and blindness. The weird thing is this normally only happens to old men, 65+. I was 18 and they hadn't seen it happen to someone as young as me. It can't happen to women though or it would during childbirth.
I didn't shit for three days after all that.
@@RandomGamingClips-iu2sd Thanks.
Lmao spider homie got evicted
So does the singing pooper take requests?
1:53 I am deathly afraid of vomit and it has ruined a good chunk of my childhood so this is my worst nightmare :,)
I was on the toilet while the centipede story was playing. I almost had a heart attack
I was in a hospital bathroom nursing a nosebleed. (No, there was no fight, it was just the middle of summer on the Canadian prairie and dry as the desert.) And while I'm standing there with paper towel pinched over my schnoz, bleeding into the sink as carefully as possible... a seventysomething fella walks in.
Sees me.
Belts at the top of his lungs, "TR*NNY IN THE BATHROOM! SECURITYYYYYY!".
And walks back out.
Needless to say, security did not show up, and I had the rest of my nosebleed in peace while younger more sensible people came and went around me. I still don't know what he thought he would accomplish by screaming for security in a closed room over a non-issue.
my house is a hobo spider paradise. 2 nights ago I was sitting on the can in the dark and I watched as 4 hobo spiders crawled out from under the vanity and marched proudly across the tile in a perfect line.
One time when I was in the toilet at college two of my male college classmates had mistaken the girls toilet for the guys (the men's toilet was in the floor above in the same area) it was quite awkward having to listen to them joke around while I was finishing up, then another female student had walked in heard the two guys and went to check if she was in the correct toilet! XD The guys where very confused to find us there when they left the stalls and I had to let them know that they where in the wrong toilet
I was 3 or 4 and my aunt and uncle were remodeling the bathroom. The wall had been taken down and the sheetrock underneath had to be replaced. I'm in the bathroom,I'm on the toilet and I accidently locked the door. I get up and get ready to leave the bathroom but the wall was only leaning against the sheetrock and it fell on me. I run for the door and it's locked. I was so small and I was scared so I started crying. My uncle and my dad got the door open but by then I had to go to the bathroom again. My mom stayed,I made her turn her back,and then we walked out.
9:09 I backed up and listened to that story like 5x! So funny and wholesome! 😂😂
But then I started cackling like I belonged over a fucking cauldron because I remembered a sign from a school posted to fb the other day that said, "we like homies with extra chromies!" for DS awareness month! 🤦🏻♀️🤣🤣
Poor center man. :(
Saw a dying cockroach on the floor when I was taking a crap. That was weird and nasty
Not me but where I work. It was a slow day trying to find customers to help or something to put away when I father ran past me nearly knocking me down holding his 4 or 5 son saying no no no straight to the restroom. A few seconds later I hear a god damn it and ten minutes later the dad walks out with his kid. Going into the restroom the kid had Exploded Diarrhea all on the floor and right wall.
4:39 Ever seen the film “The Right Stuff” where the Air Force and the Marines are singing in order to collect their sperm samples for the Mercury astronaut test program….?
When I eat off brand cocopebbles or get items that have heavy food coloring in them (think Sonic Ocean Water drink) it turns my crap bright neon green.
The second one had me dying😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Oh no, all those spider/bug stories 😨
Not quite what the person asked on the actuall sub but my story: So I went to the bathroom during class time and just so you know, I only use 2 stalls. (I'm weird). So once I'm in there, I think the first stall was out of order and the other one was taken. So I'm waiting there. Once this kid is done, she opens the door slightly and looks out. She proceeds to shut the door and go again. I was quite annoyed. She did it a couple more times until she finally came out. Once I went out, I had to explain about that person. Very annoying.
I love stories like these. 😂
1st time I ever feel bad for a spider.
The puking one is fucking funny
I had a toxic shock when I pooped once, I kept thinking "I can't die like this" and then I stripped naked and lay on the floor and hyperventilated until the poison is sweated out of my system.
Oh gosh I’ve heard about toxic shock, I hope you’re ok
IBS + vasovagal syncope and a door frame = ambulance ride to the hospital :/
The two pukes streaming into the middle man. I dub that movie "the invasion of the puke kind"
The 0:37 one may be disgusting but it's also hilarious
Thank you so much for your video.
This made my day
Yes
7:45 Can relate. The dream part, I mean.
I was in school late and went to one of the less popular bathroom and as I'm finishing up I heard someone come in, nothing right? Then I hear the loudest wet fart in my life. I didn't laugh because I didn't want to make them feel bad but what I did was flush the toilet and walk out of tge stall. It was a teacher that I didn't recognize and she was red as a tomato. I look her in the eyes for a second then leave while saying "all yours" . This was a long time ago and I had my first day of high-school a few days ago...she was my first period teacher. We locked eyes and never said a word to each other
Few years back I used the toilet, got done and went to flush, as soon as I did a fucking rat came running out of the bowl! It was all wet and in a panic, I was terrified! what if I waited longer and looked at memes while the rat was just chilling there waiting to escape?!
When i was in first grade i went to the bathroom and for some reason isntead of sitting on the toilet i tried to pee standing up. (I'm a girl) well piss ended up going all over the floor and embarrassed i left and told the teacher that someone had peed on the floor. This poor kid had to go and clean up my piss lmao.
Still feel bad about that.
I watched this video
Currently i am the toilet guardian a.k.a the shit guardian of the military toilets
I shit you not
A boy was chazing girls in the elementary school restroom ;---;..........and i heard someone screamn into the void .^.
I'll never visit Nicaragua.
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TH-cam's drunk...
Last!!!
Not even close.
@@Peaman42 Wanna bet
@@superdestrier9160 yeah, cause new people came right as you said that.
Not first 👉😎👉
Second
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