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  • @FXNetworks
    @FXNetworks  7 หลายเดือนก่อน +70

    “Why are you naked?”

    • @BWW2015
      @BWW2015 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      “I thought you were gonna circle my problem areas, unless you want me to circle them. This is my first plastic surgery.”

    • @zoidlloyd7736
      @zoidlloyd7736 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Didn't think that get in . Better not hold out til the real finale Sunday

    • @strikeforcealpha9343
      @strikeforcealpha9343 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Shut up mom.

    • @MrRonald327
      @MrRonald327 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      “Why aren’t you?”

  • @Sweet_Venom0027
    @Sweet_Venom0027 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +331

    Plot armor is basically the only thing keeping him going, so when a series is ending and there isn't much plot left...

    • @L2L732
      @L2L732 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      I think when the series ends, Archer dies….. or becomes paralyzed for life😅😂😢

    • @JWheel5
      @JWheel5 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      @@L2L732If he’s lucky, Archer will live or retire. And yet, according to the doctor, a wrong sneeze could kill Archer. The years of fieldwork and recklessness have finally caught up to him.

    • @misterscober
      @misterscober 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      nah he’s chillin

    • @misterscober
      @misterscober 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@L2L732nah he’s chillin 👍

  • @benjamincolon5486
    @benjamincolon5486 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +100

    The weirdest thing is this is Archer somewhat accepting that he's mortal. No bravado no insults no quips no nothing He's like he accepts it

    • @fluffywolfo3663
      @fluffywolfo3663 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      Earlier in the show he'd probably laugh it off or something but here? Now? Somehow the lack of jokes... _hurts_ more than anything.

    • @prospect689
      @prospect689 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      he's matured and grown since the shows inception so he's more realistic now

  • @WilliamAGould
    @WilliamAGould 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +138

    I imagine at some point Batman's doctor giving Batman this speech.

  • @ostaruempire
    @ostaruempire 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +103

    That's honestly tragic, I love this show and seeing how Archer's body is on the verge of collapsing is heartbreaking for me

  • @LFNFLCKD
    @LFNFLCKD 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +110

    Archer Trivia: He's been shot 34 times, twice by bean bag. Brett Bunsen aka "The Bullet Magnet" was shot 9 times. Archer - "Well, he died doing what he loved...getting shot".😆

    • @kameronk2012
      @kameronk2012 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      "Twice by bean bag" is a really funny side note

    • @bigz0725
      @bigz0725 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Any idiot can get shot, Cyril. Ask Brett!

  • @tashibalampkin8555
    @tashibalampkin8555 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +54

    "Ten steps past frail." Dude is just... broken.

  • @d.akhtar9080
    @d.akhtar9080 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +49

    Only cartoon holding their main characters body physically accountable

    • @hanyoukimura
      @hanyoukimura 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Well this and The Venture Bros, which also share being long running shows that came to an end last year even though the creative teams would like to make more in future, but at least got quality special length finales.

  • @TheOrangex88
    @TheOrangex88 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +43

    There was a bit where Archer deduced that he’s been shot almost 30 times and that he had probably a large dose of lead in his body and that we would most likely die at 60

    • @montecristo7527
      @montecristo7527 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Do you know what episode that was?

    • @theguywhomakesthetrees2057
      @theguywhomakesthetrees2057 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@montecristo7527 the one where the yakuza try and storm tunt manor during the Archer Vice season

    • @damascoup
      @damascoup หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@montecristo7527the honeymooners s4

  • @JacobExCraze
    @JacobExCraze หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    That voice crack at “too frail”. Makes me think Archer finally realized all the reckless acts that he’s done is finally catching up to him.

  • @BWW2015
    @BWW2015 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +50

    “How many concussions have you had?”

    • @matthewriley7826
      @matthewriley7826 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      The fact that he remembers them is a good sign…. right?

    • @yesikanarvaez5027
      @yesikanarvaez5027 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@matthewriley7826 yeah I don't know

  • @mewletter
    @mewletter 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +113

    I'm sure Dr Krieger could easily "fix" Archer. But at hilariously awful cost. 😂

    • @matthewriley7826
      @matthewriley7826 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      Also Archers fear and hatred of cyborgs so he’d refuse such treatments.

    • @c0018659
      @c0018659 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      @@matthewriley7826Krieger prob has a clone of archer to put his old brain into

    • @OriginalLonelygstar
      @OriginalLonelygstar 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@c0018659Definitely

    • @mw4201
      @mw4201 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Thank you I mean idk why they haven't done an episode where be does get badly injured to where he wakes up with his limbs are robotic along with his spine, heart, and half of his lungs. Be something like Deus Ex. Finally an even match between him and Barry

    • @tgkafg
      @tgkafg 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Not a doctor . . .

  • @isthatsupposedtobeadog8901
    @isthatsupposedtobeadog8901 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +57

    Man really thought he was immortal

    • @matthewriley7826
      @matthewriley7826 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      He certainly thought so. Then reality hits him like a freight train….

    • @zoidboy1569
      @zoidboy1569 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@matthewriley7826and when he starts to think he makes the mistake of listening to a bloated blond fool

    • @_lil_lil
      @_lil_lil 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@matthewriley7826this might be part of the reason

    • @ct000374910
      @ct000374910 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Don't we all.

    • @Sorrowblast
      @Sorrowblast 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      well he's immortal till he dies, and when he dies, it doesn't really matter.

  • @mikbdee2186
    @mikbdee2186 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +46

    In a world where Barry can happen. This is not a problem.

    • @matthewriley7826
      @matthewriley7826 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Well it is a problem cuz Archer would refuse the same treatment.

    • @zoidboy1569
      @zoidboy1569 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@matthewriley7826yep he’d rather be paralysed all over then be a cyborg

    • @trueblue6201
      @trueblue6201 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Well, Barry was basically a one-off. Katya is the only other robot, and Ray is a cyborg. Those were also done by highly illegal individuals and would not be standard practice.

  • @Historyfrek4ever
    @Historyfrek4ever 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +39

    Also the cancer/chemo didn’t do you any favours.

  • @electrobob992
    @electrobob992 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Just shows that Krieger really is the best doctor, since he definitely fixed him up a few times.
    I could even have seen his explaination later "Oh I injected you with some salamander dna, mixed with some various others."

  • @bunnyben5607
    @bunnyben5607 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    No wonder the guy is constantly wasted. It's the only thing keeping him from collapsing in pain.

  • @jessenyirongo6002
    @jessenyirongo6002 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

    ill miss this show

  • @nexus5253
    @nexus5253 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Reality is sinking in for him.

  • @Jarod-te2bi
    @Jarod-te2bi 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    I knew he’s body was definitely in bad shape but to hear it mean 😢, someone has to stop are her if he goes on another mission it could kill him!

  • @nexus5253
    @nexus5253 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Imagine how sore he must be at all times from these injuries. No wonder he always drinks.

    • @FreelancerFreak
      @FreelancerFreak 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

      He would be better off smoking weed then drinking for pain control 😂

  • @michaelsimpson208
    @michaelsimpson208 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    Archer is really Effed!

  • @ernestbamburg329
    @ernestbamburg329 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Love that guy!!

  • @Jarod-te2bi
    @Jarod-te2bi 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    I’m surprised archer is still in one piece.

  • @MrRonald327
    @MrRonald327 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    When was the last time Archer got a medical checkup?

    • @Ryanspeanuty
      @Ryanspeanuty 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Probably when he was in a coma for 4 seasons. I'd imagine the hospital staff did something. Honestly, it's surprising he woke up from the coma after acknowledging the injuries the doctor is laying out.

    • @nyotamwuaji6484
      @nyotamwuaji6484 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Does the stuff Krieger does count?

    • @MrRonald327
      @MrRonald327 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@nyotamwuaji6484: It never said it had to consensual or legal so yes.

  • @Alexander-Abood12
    @Alexander-Abood12 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Wow, very moral of Cyril. This what happens if you don't have parental education, you'll do exactly like Cyril.

  • @naledidimpe8442
    @naledidimpe8442 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    What episode is this

    • @runixc2915
      @runixc2915 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      season 14 episode 6

  • @joshuastrittmatter4188
    @joshuastrittmatter4188 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    So Batman Beyond, but with a dash of comedy.
    Got it.

  • @yesikanarvaez5027
    @yesikanarvaez5027 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Well she's not wrong about him being frail

  • @JoybuzzerX
    @JoybuzzerX 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    I still hope he ends up with Lana in the end. She can help him strengthen back up 😀

  • @designationc6042
    @designationc6042 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Christ where to begin, he’s been
    -Shot
    -Stabbed
    -Beaten to a pulp
    -Knocked out more then Rocky and Apollo creed combined
    -Launched from multiple exploding vehicles
    -Fallen down multiple cliffs
    -had cancer
    -drinks more alcohol in a month then an Irish bar does in a year
    -has lost more blood then a town invaded by vampires
    -has been legally dead from drowning
    -Ffs he was literally shot and drowned in a pool and in a coma for 3 YEARS
    the fact he’s even remotely alive is a miracle to science

  • @j-dawg4774
    @j-dawg4774 หลายเดือนก่อน

    At this point, Kreuger should just make Archer a cyborg.

  • @zoidboy1569
    @zoidboy1569 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    1:02

    • @zoidboy1569
      @zoidboy1569 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      0:59

  • @llarmstrong783
    @llarmstrong783 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Did Kreiger fix him?

  • @ahsoei9641
    @ahsoei9641 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I haven't watched this yet, but was this ending in a similar way when Archer got breast cancer? Like, the doctor read the wrong file?

  • @mrstupiduniverse731c
    @mrstupiduniverse731c หลายเดือนก่อน

    0:19 who tf is this??

  • @georgeprchal3924
    @georgeprchal3924 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Too bad we won't get a satisfying conclusion.

    • @JWheel5
      @JWheel5 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The last episode is on the 17th of this month

    • @trueblue6201
      @trueblue6201 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I was satisfied.

  • @zoidboy1569
    @zoidboy1569 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Is a kidney detaching a thing?

    • @yermil890
      @yermil890 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      not in the way she described it but yes, kind of? people usually find these things before it develops into full necrosis but yes partial kidney failure or kidney failure of only 1 kidney can lead to necrosis of the vessels and blabla that coñect the kidney connected and functioning, it wont "float around" cuz theres other things holding the kidney in place, even just the natural way our body is structured would keep it in olace without anything else holding it together like how books dont fall over if theyre all squeezed into a shelf but it technically can detach. he probably has total kidney failure in one kidney and just didnt notice or care because of the copious amounts of alcohol he consumes that would numb the pain and cuz if one of our kidneys stops workijng the other starts working harder to where its doing 80% of what both used to do to make sure our body doesnt die from blood poisoning.

    • @nyotamwuaji6484
      @nyotamwuaji6484 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@yermil890 in this case it sounds like it was still functioning though. Somehow

  • @thefanwithoutaface8105
    @thefanwithoutaface8105 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Considering this never really amounts to anything, this whole episode kind of feels like a waste of time. I mean really we know Archer has logically sustained so many injuries over the years he shouldn't be able to move around but it's a cartoon after all.

  • @strickplayer2116
    @strickplayer2116 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    wasn't he in coma for three years? No like saw all of that and tried to fix... any of it?! Yeah I know he or some close to him needs to give consent to operate but still!

    • @trueblue6201
      @trueblue6201 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Do you think they do a lot of touch up work on coma patients?

  • @WeaponOfMyDestructio
    @WeaponOfMyDestructio 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    J

  • @lawrenceharrod
    @lawrenceharrod 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Why are they doing this? Its like the writers are getting off on destroying an icon.

    • @cooldude2027
      @cooldude2027 หลายเดือนก่อน

      One, it was the final season, so it makes sense they would do an episode where the amount of injuries he sustained would catch up with him. Two, it doesn’t amount to anything so it doesn’t really matter

  • @nourghabri97
    @nourghabri97 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    archer became laaame

    • @cooldude2027
      @cooldude2027 หลายเดือนก่อน

      In what way?

  • @zoidboy1569
    @zoidboy1569 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    There are many things wrong with that fat one

    • @JWheel5
      @JWheel5 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Cheryl is worse

    • @zoidboy1569
      @zoidboy1569 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@JWheel5 yes there is that but both suck in a bad way

    • @JWheel5
      @JWheel5 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@zoidboy1569 I am curious about your view on the matter. Dazzle me.

    • @noteven5831
      @noteven5831 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@JWheel5 Obese people have health problems, do you really not understand what he means? Being obese means you are unhealthy as obesity causes other health issues. It's as simple as that. There is no, "But this person is obese and healthy..." Nope. Wrong. Basic biology tells us why that is not a true statement.