Malory Archer and Ray Gillette

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  • @TheSuperNats
    @TheSuperNats 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4958

    "Where's the other one, greasing up in the bathroom?" Lol Malory is the reason why I watch this show 😂😂😂

    • @candass5512
      @candass5512 8 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      me too, by far my favorite character!!!😂😂😅😆

    • @yesikanarvaez5027
      @yesikanarvaez5027 8 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      she's such a bitch

    • @yesikanarvaez5027
      @yesikanarvaez5027 8 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      +Henchman Twenty1 And Sleeping with Men then her own son is with women

    • @RedcoatTrooper
      @RedcoatTrooper 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      TheSuperNats Ljubljana

    • @Ramonerdna
      @Ramonerdna 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Me too

  • @siohead9021
    @siohead9021 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3717

    I like how the "turned out with high self esteem" was actually a solid point

    • @user-bi6po6zj1f
      @user-bi6po6zj1f 4 ปีที่แล้ว +167

      Sio Head especially since he killed a bear as a child

    • @TragoudistrosMPH
      @TragoudistrosMPH 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Not worth the side effect, she supposes :P

    • @Kpimpmaster
      @Kpimpmaster 4 ปีที่แล้ว +154

      Malory wouldn’t know good parenting if Children Services kicked her in the crouch

    • @j.vonhogen9650
      @j.vonhogen9650 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Well, he cried in the car, after he forgot to bring the gum.

    • @haminational3885
      @haminational3885 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      but we all know who won this argument :D :D :D

  • @alexforce9
    @alexforce9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3074

    Despite what happened to him, Ray is the most mentaly stable of all of them.

    • @ArseneLupinIIIMrjovoni
      @ArseneLupinIIIMrjovoni 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      IKR!?

    • @Laserbeak316
      @Laserbeak316 4 ปีที่แล้ว +225

      Did seem like he started to lose it a little in that episode where he lost his hand to that plant monster.

    • @Ghost7065
      @Ghost7065 4 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      He's also the most competent.

    • @asahel980
      @asahel980 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      uhmm Lana?

    • @srikausthubhah1729
      @srikausthubhah1729 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      @@asahel980 how is Lana mentally stable?

  • @pyrs201
    @pyrs201 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1442

    God I'm going to miss her sarcastic insults
    Rest in peace Jessica Walter, passed away this Wednesday on her bed
    You will be missed

    • @chrisyu98
      @chrisyu98 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Jessica Walter's voice had the perfect mix of sophistication and sarcasm for Malory

    • @Rando_Shyte
      @Rando_Shyte ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Nobody else can be Mallory. RIP her voice was perfect and hilarious

  • @feralart
    @feralart 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3371

    The dried clams remark is one of Ray's finest snarky comebacks.

    • @JoeyLamontagne
      @JoeyLamontagne 8 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      The garter one was good too

    • @AtenRa
      @AtenRa 8 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I was doubled over crying.

    • @synthwavecat96
      @synthwavecat96 8 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      feralart "Sexy baby, let's talk about--" made me fall off my bed

    • @austintruesdale8818
      @austintruesdale8818 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I don’t get that one😅

    • @filipeamaral216
      @filipeamaral216 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@austintruesdale8818 She is all "dried up down there", as Pam said in Season 1.

  • @mst3k54
    @mst3k54 3 ปีที่แล้ว +842

    Ray saying “Yeah, that’s me, Mr. Selfish” in a wheelchair always kills me

  • @choir345
    @choir345 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3163

    "Didn't know they made sushi with dried clams" I'm dead

  • @aaronnealy2337
    @aaronnealy2337 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2102

    "Well, unless we need someone to go undercover as a shopping cart" hahahaha

    • @l.carter3139
      @l.carter3139 6 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      I mean, that was beyond low!even for Mallory 🤣🤣

    • @lorrie9462
      @lorrie9462 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      This is my favorite of them all

    • @KorrellOfficial
      @KorrellOfficial 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      This one did it for me. Lol

    • @aleksandarvil5718
      @aleksandarvil5718 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      *"OOOOOOOOH!"* ~ black people

    • @jorelljoseph5893
      @jorelljoseph5893 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I swear i got hiccups from laughing because I rewinded it many times

  • @Jacob-qr8pl
    @Jacob-qr8pl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2298

    Mallory: [insult]
    Ray: You know...

    • @user-bi6po6zj1f
      @user-bi6po6zj1f 4 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      “I’m sure there’s a joke in there about fairy dust”

    • @ThePsych123
      @ThePsych123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      "You know--" is low-key one of my favorite recurring lines in this show 😂

    • @ten-thousandbees8453
      @ten-thousandbees8453 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      ZIP IT

    • @iratepirate3896
      @iratepirate3896 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@ThePsych123 It's a carry over joke from Frisky Dingo. One of the best!

    • @metallicarchaea1820
      @metallicarchaea1820 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Lana says that as well.

  • @KodaJosh098
    @KodaJosh098 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2914

    "I don't even want the gay back." 😂

  • @darkvixenkillu
    @darkvixenkillu 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1905

    That's one thing Malory has on her son Archer. She can always think of some, incredibly mean, snappy insults. That woman is vicious.

  • @donalddarko5807
    @donalddarko5807 3 ปีที่แล้ว +551

    "Saves you the embarrassment of an extremely homophobic remark" lmao Mallory was the best

    • @DaWorzt99
      @DaWorzt99 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      You know!!!!!

    • @Rando_Shyte
      @Rando_Shyte ปีที่แล้ว +9

      She was, RIP. Shame the writing got so bad past season 5

    • @BarnabasAcsai
      @BarnabasAcsai ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ​@@Rando_ShyteIMO, Season 6 was still fire, it had the elevator episode after all.

    • @MyrrdinWylltEmrys
      @MyrrdinWylltEmrys 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      😅😅

    • @Gadget-Walkmen
      @Gadget-Walkmen 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ⁠​⁠@@Rando_Shytelol what? Absolutely not as the writing was STILL great and amazingly well done AFTER season 5. What you’re saying about anything “gOt sO bAd” is 100% NOT true at all in the slightest, just stop!

  • @The7Reaper
    @The7Reaper 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1813

    "it's got two queens" "where's the other one greasing up in the bathroom?" hahaha

    • @DeadlyPants123
      @DeadlyPants123 7 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      The7Reaper Ray: you know...!

    • @xchaosbladerxop8236
      @xchaosbladerxop8236 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The7Reaper ha that's the best one

    • @yesikanarvaez5027
      @yesikanarvaez5027 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Actually one Queen and a releck of a Queen

    • @Jakegothicsnake
      @Jakegothicsnake 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      “Malory!”

    • @eyyo3571
      @eyyo3571 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Can some please explain this joke? I can't understand it

  • @jonescalypso
    @jonescalypso 7 ปีที่แล้ว +850

    The writing of this show is award-worthy on so many levels XD

    • @TriniLush7
      @TriniLush7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      It started with Frisky Dingo...

    • @jgrillo638
      @jgrillo638 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@TriniLush7 most people don't even know that show exists sadly.

    • @myczxr
      @myczxr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      exactly

    • @wizardofoz1390
      @wizardofoz1390 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ray writes the show

    • @Red-Hood
      @Red-Hood 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's why I keep coming back

  • @jgrillo638
    @jgrillo638 3 ปีที่แล้ว +417

    Rest in Peace Jessica Walter. You brought me joy and laughs with your impeccable comedic timing.

  • @kelc-1373
    @kelc-1373 6 ปีที่แล้ว +772

    Literally every character in this show is essential

    • @blackened872
      @blackened872 5 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Kelvin Riddick the writing on this show is phenomenal

    • @coolguy02536
      @coolguy02536 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Including Bilbo.

    • @mahmamia5100
      @mahmamia5100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@DresdeNareena I think there's a little problem with that now.

    • @DissociatedWomenIncorporated
      @DissociatedWomenIncorporated 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It's a shame we won't have Mallory anymore 😢

    • @irvinmorales1409
      @irvinmorales1409 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@DresdeNareena
      We need Cyril to be a meek counterpart to Archer.

  • @Jon92254
    @Jon92254 7 ปีที่แล้ว +800

    "Sorry Ramona I know to you it's just one big sexy briar patch"
    lol damn that woman is savage

    • @traintrack3761
      @traintrack3761 6 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      chicago92100 “you know...”

    • @Jon92254
      @Jon92254 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@traintrack3761
      "Zip it"

    • @empanada2019
      @empanada2019 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Still don't know why Ramona of all names?
      Like what's the Background Behind that?

    • @mahmamia5100
      @mahmamia5100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      ​@Paula Castillo Because Malory tends to refer to Ray as a woman because he's gay ("Ms. Gilette," "What's her problem?" and so on).
      There are gay men who don't mind it, and there are gay men who find it derogatory. There are also straight people who do so to gay men in both affectionate and derogatory ways. And Malory's intent is the latter. Ramona is a woman's name and is close enough to "Raymond" for her to use.

    • @pattonramming1988
      @pattonramming1988 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Best line of season 5

  • @EXRazeBurn
    @EXRazeBurn 8 ปีที่แล้ว +242

    2:16
    "Didn't know they made sushi with dried clams."
    Fucking savage.
    XD.

  • @DerekHamby
    @DerekHamby 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1481

    -"My momma told me, how much she loved me all the time."
    -"Exactly. Look how you turned out."
    "Uhh...with high self-esteem?"
    LMAO!

  • @Cluv22
    @Cluv22 3 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    "Idiots!" Rest in Peace, Miss Jessica Walter. You were Always Terrific.

  • @edm240b9
    @edm240b9 7 ปีที่แล้ว +485

    "So you aced the test and beat up a Nazi, a nerd, and Queen of the robots." XD

    • @elgrigorio1
      @elgrigorio1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      If the Oxford and the Ryby Slipper fits, Mr. And or Missy!

    • @saphirawinters7028
      @saphirawinters7028 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Hey!

  • @torinpalethorpe3616
    @torinpalethorpe3616 8 ปีที่แล้ว +647

    Malory:"Well, you're in charge here. I'm off to get a seaweed wrap."
    Ray:"Didn't know they made sushi with dried clams."

    • @Nmille98
      @Nmille98 8 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Torin Palethorpe *WHAT WAS THAT?!"*

    • @tahraethestoryteller6079
      @tahraethestoryteller6079 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Nmille98 “nothing”

    • @mattmassey01
      @mattmassey01 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lmao oh dang that what he said😂

  • @archer1949
    @archer1949 8 ปีที่แล้ว +238

    "My busy mincing schedule" that's gold!

  • @robertfrazier6563
    @robertfrazier6563 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1031

    I felt sorry for Ray. He's the only one besides Cyril get insulted the most by Mallory.

    • @Deadlyaztec27
      @Deadlyaztec27 8 ปีที่แล้ว +240

      He never deserves it lol
      Then again Malory is a bitch to basically every single person.

    • @noahorakwue2653
      @noahorakwue2653 8 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      and also unlike Cyril ray never screwed Malory

    • @teajaydaws
      @teajaydaws 8 ปีที่แล้ว +149

      yeah but he can sass her back in the Funniest ways ever :')

    • @yesikanarvaez5027
      @yesikanarvaez5027 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      What is her Problem with them?

    • @teajaydaws
      @teajaydaws 8 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      +Yesika Narvaez She has a problem with Ray because he can sass her back xDDD

  • @MrGrownman455
    @MrGrownman455 8 ปีที่แล้ว +422

    "He's not used to leading" LOL hilarious

    • @TheRealFlyingAnt
      @TheRealFlyingAnt 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      how hard is it to get a stupid quote right?

    • @MrGrownman455
      @MrGrownman455 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      continental-survivor I'm guessing it's as hard as you moving out of your mama's basement but I could be wrong. lol

    • @TheRealFlyingAnt
      @TheRealFlyingAnt 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      ***** Sooo not very hard then?

    • @Krystalmyth
      @Krystalmyth 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@MrGrownman455 Something tells me you might be projecting on this one. Not sure what that could be.

    • @facepalmfoxindustries8835
      @facepalmfoxindustries8835 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@MrGrownman455 LMFAOOOO bro you're still throwing shade for a 4 year old comment

  • @rbjunkie1114
    @rbjunkie1114 8 ปีที่แล้ว +174

    "Sorry, Ramona..." Lmao!! I missed the one 😂😂😂

  • @kuryamtl
    @kuryamtl 7 ปีที่แล้ว +543

    "You think all those catholic priests wouldn't peg him...." *cough*

    • @Ben-rz9cf
      @Ben-rz9cf 6 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      That joke penetrates on many levels

    • @rileyfreeman2875
      @rileyfreeman2875 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      "... as American, with that hillbilly accent?"

    • @jvisor420
      @jvisor420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@rileyfreeman2875 even her back pedals are solid burns lol

    • @tahraethestoryteller6079
      @tahraethestoryteller6079 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Phrasing, boom!

    • @rachelrodriguez9803
      @rachelrodriguez9803 ปีที่แล้ว

      I love how the joke hits so many levels.
      (Can anyone add further context please? I feel like I’m missing something.)

  • @kenek629
    @kenek629 5 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    The rewatchability of Archer is amazing

    • @yashailani9547
      @yashailani9547 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I still find some new joke in their or understand old ones

    • @Kpop-eye-f7t
      @Kpop-eye-f7t 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      True lol.

    • @navyhusky2020
      @navyhusky2020 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I've binged it like 5 times already and it still cracks me up lmao

  • @bja808
    @bja808 7 ปีที่แล้ว +564

    "You're taking me out of the field?"
    "Well unless we need someone to go undercover as a shopping cart"
    MALORY NOOOOO!!!!!!! 😭

    • @SuperWolsey
      @SuperWolsey 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      bryce atu MALORY YESSSSSS

    • @simple-commentator-not-rea7345
      @simple-commentator-not-rea7345 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Well, he WAS faking it the first time

    • @Nebechadnezzar
      @Nebechadnezzar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Archer's laugh at the end was the cherry on top.

    • @Allan_aka_RocKITEman
      @Allan_aka_RocKITEman 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I admit, I *LOL'd* quite a bit when I heard that...😊

    • @Rando_Shyte
      @Rando_Shyte ปีที่แล้ว

      @@SuperWolseyTFS reference? :D VEGETA YESSSSSS

  • @Starcraftgamer97
    @Starcraftgamer97 4 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    "Didn't know they made sushi with dry clams" is probably one of his best comebacks in the show

    • @rachelfox8108
      @rachelfox8108 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Now this is how we know Ray is "versatile" -- he gives just as much as he gets!

  • @DissociatedWomenIncorporated
    @DissociatedWomenIncorporated 3 ปีที่แล้ว +235

    RIP Jessica Walter, you were funnier than this world deserved ❤️

    • @Lcarter52
      @Lcarter52 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Honestly

  • @Hairmetallurgist
    @Hairmetallurgist 4 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    2:02
    Cyril: "Join a support group!"
    Malory: "For who, crippled, gay, hillbilly spies?!... There's a niche." 🤣

  • @noisemarine561
    @noisemarine561 8 ปีที่แล้ว +399

    For some odd reason, I liked Archer at the beginning. And now I favor Malory because her insults cut deeper than his.

    • @mahmamia5100
      @mahmamia5100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      But then you have Cheryl, who's just so casually cruel. She destroyed Lana with a little speech and worked in jabs at Malory and Archer at the same time.
      Plus there's this classic one at Pam, when Archer threw ice at her:
      "*laughs* This is just like my birthday party! Remember?'
      "NO!"
      "*still laughing* Yeah, that's because you weren't invited!"

  • @itsmejuanin
    @itsmejuanin 7 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    I just love how Ray says YOU KNOW and Mallory immediately says ZIP IT!

    • @aHumanBeing97
      @aHumanBeing97 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      She knows she’ll lose a real logical argument. So she uses her authority.

  • @ahwhwhshwhs
    @ahwhwhshwhs 7 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    The dynamic between the two of them is hilarious

  • @ariannajaylin1585
    @ariannajaylin1585 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    "I don't even what the gay back😒🍸"
    You will be missed Jessica Walter

  • @1307
    @1307 8 ปีที่แล้ว +221

    even though i'm gay i kind of love malory's comments to ray! mostly cuz he (and lana) are the only ones who really call her out on her shit.

    • @korrenzosmith-moore1213
      @korrenzosmith-moore1213 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      1307 me too and I love their comments.

    • @Haleyncasey
      @Haleyncasey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      yeah same, gay too, its kind of sweet to watch :)

    • @Alusnovalotus
      @Alusnovalotus 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      1307 it’s basically an inverted rupauls drag race

    • @JS.990
      @JS.990 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You should let the LGBT community know because they want to shut down this show because its "Too offensive for the LGBT" community -_-

    • @mahmamia5100
      @mahmamia5100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@JS.990 No we don't. There might be a few people who want to, but guess what, they don't represent THE WHOLE LGBT community. That'd be like saying "All black people want Lana removed from the show" because a few black people took issue with Lana's portrayal.
      Don't try to stir shit up when you have no spoon.

  • @Defective1
    @Defective1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    Ray is one of my favorite characters just because of the reactions he has

  • @ScooneyPuba
    @ScooneyPuba 8 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    "Didn't know they made sushi with dried clams"...
    got'em.

  • @benharrison9098
    @benharrison9098 2 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    "Since this one went and got himself paralysed"
    "Yep, thats me: Mr.Selfish"
    You can't tell me the dialogue isnt some of the best ever written. Theres obscure yet killer one liners everywhere in this show.

    • @aHumanBeing97
      @aHumanBeing97 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      For me the scripting was amazing the way it cut to a different scene using a reply to what someone in a different scene said. It’s hard to pick one off the top of my head as there are just so many.

  • @williamfoote3094
    @williamfoote3094 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1178

    Ray had to had stole a man from Malory she loathes him!

    • @demoncatthing
      @demoncatthing 8 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      Nah, she's just homophobic

    • @snerketx6121
      @snerketx6121 8 ปีที่แล้ว +346

      She's not. Malory threats everyone like shit, regardless of their race or sexual orientation.

    • @KJC21793.
      @KJC21793.  8 ปีที่แล้ว +326

      +Alexander Eilertsen exactly, she's an equal opportunity offender!

    • @EmptyMan000
      @EmptyMan000 8 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Unless she wants to have sex with them of course.

    • @szarozielony4090
      @szarozielony4090 8 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      +Viva WAkaNDA - "homophobic"? Seriously? People still use that SJW bullshit word?

  • @tamaracesar1931
    @tamaracesar1931 6 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    Gillette says: “you know” a lot 😂

    • @titanuranus3095
      @titanuranus3095 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I know!

    • @tamaracesar1931
      @tamaracesar1931 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Titan Uranus you know...

    • @traintrack3761
      @traintrack3761 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hey, you know what?!

    • @TriniLush7
      @TriniLush7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I came from Awesome X on Frisky Dingo...

    • @jgrillo638
      @jgrillo638 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What was that!?@

  • @timshields5554
    @timshields5554 7 ปีที่แล้ว +227

    I LOVE Mallory!!! She is frigging hilarious!!! No group is off limits to her!! Everyone gets slammed!!

    • @joshuagross3151
      @joshuagross3151 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Reasons why Archer's paternity is still a mystery.

    • @mahmamia5100
      @mahmamia5100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      "Everyone gets slammed"
      PHRASING!

    • @serpent2678
      @serpent2678 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I like how she treats everyone the same! 😄

    • @tommerker8063
      @tommerker8063 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@serpent2678 except for rich or handsome men

  • @theultimatereductionist7592
    @theultimatereductionist7592 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    R.I.P. Jessica Walter & Ron Leibman. Now Malory Archer & Ron Cadillac can be together forever.

  • @JP-rf8rr
    @JP-rf8rr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    I never realized how good their banter is.

  • @EpicWingmanXIII
    @EpicWingmanXIII 8 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    If the saddle oxford and/or ruby slipper fits, Mr and/or Missy!

  • @ada4927
    @ada4927 7 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    "And so Gillette landed safely...I'm sure there's a joke in there about fairy dust, and then what happens"

  • @homfri111
    @homfri111 8 ปีที่แล้ว +593

    You knowww.

    • @lmd2550
      @lmd2550 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Kissing girls is pretty gay fam I am sure I don't know

    • @iratepirate3896
      @iratepirate3896 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's a lovely Frisky Dingo reference.

    • @l.carter3139
      @l.carter3139 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @kevin willems HAAAA *Lana voice

    • @EJAXK13
      @EJAXK13 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Zip it Missy.

    • @TummyHissell
      @TummyHissell 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      (sucks teeth)

  • @JD-iu6rv
    @JD-iu6rv 6 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    I never realized how much Ray says “You know”

  • @alisondiskin3889
    @alisondiskin3889 8 ปีที่แล้ว +257

    Man they have kinda of a love hate relationship.

    • @tacosmexicanstyle7846
      @tacosmexicanstyle7846 8 ปีที่แล้ว +172

      sounds more like hate. No, loathing

    • @yesikanarvaez5027
      @yesikanarvaez5027 8 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      Like two high school jocks only ones a bitter old cougar and the other is country gay

    • @coolguy02536
      @coolguy02536 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      No it's definitely love/hate. The 'love' part is that they never go beyond hurling casual insults.

    • @EJAXK13
      @EJAXK13 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I’m with Tacos on the loathing.

    • @Lcarter52
      @Lcarter52 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      seems more like hate hate

  • @Cluv22
    @Cluv22 8 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    "You know?...."

    • @traintrack3761
      @traintrack3761 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Cluv22 always loved that line

  • @Xzamilloh
    @Xzamilloh 7 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    The writing on this show is some of the best currently on television. Whoever worked with Jessica Walter (Malory) over at Arrested Development must went with her to Archer because the writing on AD was top notch as well. I miss that show

    • @aHumanBeing97
      @aHumanBeing97 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I went to watch that because my gf would sing her praise as being exactly like Malory Archer. Other than the weird cousin stuff, I enjoyed seeing Malory with her adoptive family with better graphics. May she rest in ultimate peace on the Sandy shores with Ron Cadalac.

  • @furiousfinch1587
    @furiousfinch1587 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    Despises him and yet hired him, and hasn't dismissed or sold him.
    Boggles the mind.

    • @mahmamia5100
      @mahmamia5100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      A punching bag is a long-term investment.

    • @nathanieljefferies5491
      @nathanieljefferies5491 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Well his job is essentially Mallory’s trash can at this point

  • @nathandevane1725
    @nathandevane1725 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I loved the witty dynamic between Ray and Malory! It just tickled me pink! 🤣🤣

    • @Rando_Shyte
      @Rando_Shyte ปีที่แล้ว

      "tickled me pink" is an entirely under used expression! :D

  • @tyreviews6774
    @tyreviews6774 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    “I will have your guys for garters.”
    “You need some garters.” 🤣🤣

  • @Lcarter52
    @Lcarter52 6 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    "Keep it in your pants SISTER!"

  • @Vyselink
    @Vyselink 8 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    "I'll do it I have a camera dibs!" LMAO Fuckin Krieger man. So awesome!

  • @mishgriffin8116
    @mishgriffin8116 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    "Ms. Gillette is on her own" 😩😩😩

  • @missparkerpretender
    @missparkerpretender 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Heartbroken to learn that we will no longer be able to see Malory. RIP Jessica Walter

  • @natdanae5945
    @natdanae5945 7 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    Their friendly rivalry keeps me alive

    • @dleonidae
      @dleonidae 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Suni Glow I think Ray is the only one she didn't pull a gun on...

    • @Rando_Shyte
      @Rando_Shyte ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dleonidaeI don't think she ever pulled one on lana...

    • @mbrad97
      @mbrad97 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Rando_ShyteShe actually did. There was an episode when Archer and Lana were in a swamp and there was a flashback between her and Malory.

  • @tyfenrir
    @tyfenrir 6 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    We need an episode where Ray and Malory have a buddy weekend.

  • @Idontexisthihi001
    @Idontexisthihi001 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    “So you beat up a nerd, a nazi and Queen of the Robots”

  • @christiancapraun764
    @christiancapraun764 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    The dry witty sarcastic humor that this show has so much of is what makes it my favorite show lol

  • @jayar7436
    @jayar7436 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    “Someday I’m gonna write a book about this place.” Season 13… lol

    • @chrish.6260
      @chrish.6260 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      And it was a real smackarooni

  • @marcmarc1967
    @marcmarc1967 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    "No view, but it's got two queens." Haha I get it!

  • @yms4355
    @yms4355 8 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Man I love this show! Ray is my top fave! Gotta love this love hate relationship!

  • @laylover7621
    @laylover7621 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Character dynamics in this show are absolutely unbeatable.

  • @mick3y966
    @mick3y966 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I love every character had their own dynamic with every other character, the writing was amazing

  • @thetinggoscrat
    @thetinggoscrat 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    "Join a support group!"
    "For who, crippled gay hillbilly spies? There's a niche"

  • @everburningblue
    @everburningblue 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    I love how she eviscerated both Ray and the Catholic Church in one sentence.

    • @Gadget-Walkmen
      @Gadget-Walkmen 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      lol I didn’t notice that at first.

  • @jlswagger12
    @jlswagger12 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    “You know!” 😂😭😭

  • @alectibbals4553
    @alectibbals4553 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This could very well be the best Archer compilation that exists.

  • @dominickjustave3860
    @dominickjustave3860 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Make sure that's all u put in him 😂😂😂😂😂 momma protecting her son 😍😍

  • @britt_.jennydog8168
    @britt_.jennydog8168 6 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    Lana: The man you've been having a 40 year affair with.
    Malory: What are you talking about?
    Ray: 🎶Sex, baby... let's talk about-🎶
    Malory: Zip it, Lamotta!
    Favourite one ever!! 😂👍

    • @hanfordchief
      @hanfordchief 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I don't get the lamotta joke :(

    • @florinapanait4151
      @florinapanait4151 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      No Lamotta, it's Ramona.

    • @reekidfan1
      @reekidfan1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@hanfordchief she called him Lamotta because of his black eye. Jake Lamotta was a boxer

    • @josephgleason6801
      @josephgleason6801 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@reekidfan1 Correct-a-mundo!

  • @CannibalLecter
    @CannibalLecter 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Ray GIllette, My favorite fictional homosexual.

  • @DevilinDisguise18
    @DevilinDisguise18 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    The "you know" gets me everytime!!! 😂😂

  • @gamerguy19981
    @gamerguy19981 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    "A real smackarooney"

  • @a8lg6p
    @a8lg6p 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    RIP Jessica Walter! I rarely mourn celebrities, but she was one hell of a woman and entertainer.

  • @dikinebaks
    @dikinebaks 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Malory:
    Ray: You know...

    • @jgrillo638
      @jgrillo638 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "What was that!?

  • @monot00nz
    @monot00nz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "This room has two queens"
    "Where's the other one? Greasing up in the bathroom?!"
    "Mallory!"
    🤣🤣🤣

  • @Fitzn
    @Fitzn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Rest in peace Jessica Walter's... we'll miss you Mallory

  • @DynastyKing1212
    @DynastyKing1212 7 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    damn ray's voice was attractive in early seasons

  • @JamesManimal
    @JamesManimal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    “I don’t even want the gay back.”

  • @KatieCatWalker
    @KatieCatWalker 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "You know?" gete me everytime he says it.

  • @gagalover2k10
    @gagalover2k10 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "If you wanna keep those teeth missy you won't suck them at me!" My fav part 😂

  • @sybaritesphynx8057
    @sybaritesphynx8057 7 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    God I love Malory she is a savage boss lady 😂

  • @saucymongoose7246
    @saucymongoose7246 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    2:17 "Didn't know they made sushi with dry clams" OH THAT WAS A BURN 🔥

    • @supereddify
      @supereddify 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      First time I heard that it was so unexpected I regret drinking something at that moment

  • @NickJohnCoop
    @NickJohnCoop ปีที่แล้ว +6

    “Didn’t know they made sushi with dried clams” is probably one of his best replies.

  • @aaroncheang2408
    @aaroncheang2408 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    “I didn’t know they made sushi with dried clams…” remains my favourite Ray line in the series to this day XD

  • @jimeno726
    @jimeno726 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Malory is deff my second favorite character after Sterling. She’s her best when she’s around Ms. Gillette.

  • @daconqueror7777
    @daconqueror7777 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Ray mutters about Mallory "didnt know they made dry sushi w clams"...

  • @m.i.t.h.
    @m.i.t.h. 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    the banter here is impeccable

  • @jgrillo638
    @jgrillo638 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "I didn't know they made sushi with dried clams"🤣🤣🤣 the best Ray burn

  • @josephcarranza7908
    @josephcarranza7908 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    May Jessica Walter Rest In Power

  • @RyanDuffy1192
    @RyanDuffy1192 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Archer’s drunk laugh gets me every time

  • @AlexOrozco-Social-Pariah
    @AlexOrozco-Social-Pariah 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "What was that?!" rest in perfection queen, you will be missed.

  • @brimstone-jb4fz
    @brimstone-jb4fz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "Well, I'm gonna go clean him up and put some coffee in him. Make sure it's the only thing you put him. Excuse me, what? Keep it in your pants, sister" I'm friggin dead

  • @lilithdecker6156
    @lilithdecker6156 8 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    I love Ray.

  • @gagalover2k10
    @gagalover2k10 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Rest In Peace Jessica Walter, you were amazing as Malory

  • @scottfromoahu2896
    @scottfromoahu2896 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "he's probably not used to leading..."
    He isn't leading in that moment.