Malory Archer and Ray Gillette
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- These two have had quite a complex relationship, and we've come to love their hilarious jabs at each other. These are clips from seasons 1-5 of Archer which feature Malory and Ray. If I forgot any funny ones, please don't hesitate to let me know! All rights to their original owners.
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"Where's the other one, greasing up in the bathroom?" Lol Malory is the reason why I watch this show 😂😂😂
me too, by far my favorite character!!!😂😂😅😆
she's such a bitch
+Henchman Twenty1 And Sleeping with Men then her own son is with women
TheSuperNats Ljubljana
Me too
Despite what happened to him, Ray is the most mentaly stable of all of them.
IKR!?
Did seem like he started to lose it a little in that episode where he lost his hand to that plant monster.
He's also the most competent.
uhmm Lana?
@@asahel980 how is Lana mentally stable?
Mallory: [insult]
Ray: You know...
“I’m sure there’s a joke in there about fairy dust”
"You know--" is low-key one of my favorite recurring lines in this show 😂
ZIP IT
@@ThePsych123 It's a carry over joke from Frisky Dingo. One of the best!
Lana says that as well.
I like how the "turned out with high self esteem" was actually a solid point
Sio Head especially since he killed a bear as a child
Not worth the side effect, she supposes :P
Malory wouldn’t know good parenting if Children Services kicked her in the crouch
Well, he cried in the car, after he forgot to bring the gum.
but we all know who won this argument :D :D :D
"I don't even want the gay back." 😂
Dr. Koda Meister that killed me
Me?
😂🤣😆😂
@@Pauly421 me too..
@Abraham Villalobos I'd take Ray back
Ray saying “Yeah, that’s me, Mr. Selfish” in a wheelchair always kills me
HAHAHHAHA
More like Miss
That’s one of my favs! 😂
@@Lcarter52More like Ms
God I'm going to miss her sarcastic insults
Rest in peace Jessica Walter, passed away this Wednesday on her bed
You will be missed
Jessica Walter's voice had the perfect mix of sophistication and sarcasm for Malory
Nobody else can be Mallory. RIP her voice was perfect and hilarious
"Didn't know they made sushi with dried clams" I'm dead
"WHAT WAS THAT?!"
XD!! Burn
Makes you just wanna hug the dude. :-)
Inaapropes...
Your dead??? Why!?! Did you have a reaction to peanut butter?
The dried clams remark is one of Ray's finest snarky comebacks.
The garter one was good too
I was doubled over crying.
feralart "Sexy baby, let's talk about--" made me fall off my bed
I don’t get that one😅
@@austintruesdale8818 She is all "dried up down there", as Pam said in Season 1.
"Saves you the embarrassment of an extremely homophobic remark" lmao Mallory was the best
You know!!!!!
She was, RIP. Shame the writing got so bad past season 5
@@Simp_ZoneIMO, Season 6 was still fire, it had the elevator episode after all.
😅😅
@@Simp_Zonelol what? Absolutely not as the writing was STILL great and amazingly well done AFTER season 5. What you’re saying about anything “gOt sO bAd” is 100% NOT true at all in the slightest, just stop!
"Well, unless we need someone to go undercover as a shopping cart" hahahaha
I mean, that was beyond low!even for Mallory 🤣🤣
This is my favorite of them all
This one did it for me. Lol
*"OOOOOOOOH!"* ~ black people
I swear i got hiccups from laughing because I rewinded it many times
That's one thing Malory has on her son Archer. She can always think of some, incredibly mean, snappy insults. That woman is vicious.
I had something for this.
@@Tuturial464 *and oldest*
You know....
@@fightclub6291 There is a niche...
Precisely why I'll miss her so much
"it's got two queens" "where's the other one greasing up in the bathroom?" hahaha
The7Reaper Ray: you know...!
The7Reaper ha that's the best one
Actually one Queen and a releck of a Queen
“Malory!”
Can some please explain this joke? I can't understand it
Literally every character in this show is essential
Kelvin Riddick the writing on this show is phenomenal
Including Bilbo.
@@raymondluxuryyachtmp I think there's a little problem with that now.
It's a shame we won't have Mallory anymore 😢
@@raymondluxuryyachtmp
We need Cyril to be a meek counterpart to Archer.
2:16
"Didn't know they made sushi with dried clams."
Fucking savage.
XD.
Rest in Peace Jessica Walter. You brought me joy and laughs with your impeccable comedic timing.
The writing of this show is award-worthy on so many levels XD
It started with Frisky Dingo...
@@TriniLush7 most people don't even know that show exists sadly.
exactly
Ray writes the show
That's why I keep coming back
"Idiots!" Rest in Peace, Miss Jessica Walter. You were Always Terrific.
Best catchphrase
The rewatchability of Archer is amazing
I still find some new joke in their or understand old ones
True lol.
"Sorry Ramona I know to you it's just one big sexy briar patch"
lol damn that woman is savage
chicago92100 “you know...”
@@traintrack3761
"Zip it"
Still don't know why Ramona of all names?
Like what's the Background Behind that?
@Paula Castillo Because Malory tends to refer to Ray as a woman because he's gay ("Ms. Gilette," "What's her problem?" and so on).
There are gay men who don't mind it, and there are gay men who find it derogatory. There are also straight people who do so to gay men in both affectionate and derogatory ways. And Malory's intent is the latter. Ramona is a woman's name and is close enough to "Raymond" for her to use.
Best line of season 5
"My busy mincing schedule" that's gold!
-"My momma told me, how much she loved me all the time."
-"Exactly. Look how you turned out."
"Uhh...with high self-esteem?"
LMAO!
“Someday I’m gonna write a book about this place.” Season 13… lol
And it was a real smackarooni
Malory:"Well, you're in charge here. I'm off to get a seaweed wrap."
Ray:"Didn't know they made sushi with dried clams."
Torin Palethorpe *WHAT WAS THAT?!"*
@@Nmille98 “nothing”
Lmao oh dang that what he said😂
I felt sorry for Ray. He's the only one besides Cyril get insulted the most by Mallory.
He never deserves it lol
Then again Malory is a bitch to basically every single person.
and also unlike Cyril ray never screwed Malory
yeah but he can sass her back in the Funniest ways ever :')
What is her Problem with them?
+Yesika Narvaez She has a problem with Ray because he can sass her back xDDD
"So you aced the test and beat up a Nazi, a nerd, and Queen of the robots." XD
If the Oxford and the Ryby Slipper fits, Mr. And or Missy!
Hey!
"Didn't know they made sushi with dry clams" is probably one of his best comebacks in the show
Now this is how we know Ray is "versatile" -- he gives just as much as he gets!
"He's not used to leading" LOL hilarious
how hard is it to get a stupid quote right?
continental-survivor I'm guessing it's as hard as you moving out of your mama's basement but I could be wrong. lol
***** Sooo not very hard then?
@@MrGrownman455 Something tells me you might be projecting on this one. Not sure what that could be.
@@MrGrownman455 LMFAOOOO bro you're still throwing shade for a 4 year old comment
"You think all those catholic priests wouldn't peg him...." *cough*
That joke penetrates on many levels
"... as American, with that hillbilly accent?"
@@rileyfreeman2875 even her back pedals are solid burns lol
Phrasing, boom!
I love how the joke hits so many levels.
(Can anyone add further context please? I feel like I’m missing something.)
"I don't even what the gay back😒🍸"
You will be missed Jessica Walter
"Sorry, Ramona..." Lmao!! I missed the one 😂😂😂
"You're taking me out of the field?"
"Well unless we need someone to go undercover as a shopping cart"
MALORY NOOOOO!!!!!!! 😭
bryce atu MALORY YESSSSSS
Well, he WAS faking it the first time
Archer's laugh at the end was the cherry on top.
I admit, I *LOL'd* quite a bit when I heard that...😊
@@SuperWolseyTFS reference? :D VEGETA YESSSSSS
I just love how Ray says YOU KNOW and Mallory immediately says ZIP IT!
She knows she’ll lose a real logical argument. So she uses her authority.
Ray had to had stole a man from Malory she loathes him!
Nah, she's just homophobic
She's not. Malory threats everyone like shit, regardless of their race or sexual orientation.
+Alexander Eilertsen exactly, she's an equal opportunity offender!
Unless she wants to have sex with them of course.
+Viva WAkaNDA - "homophobic"? Seriously? People still use that SJW bullshit word?
2:02
Cyril: "Join a support group!"
Malory: "For who, crippled, gay, hillbilly spies?!... There's a niche." 🤣
The dynamic between the two of them is hilarious
even though i'm gay i kind of love malory's comments to ray! mostly cuz he (and lana) are the only ones who really call her out on her shit.
1307 me too and I love their comments.
yeah same, gay too, its kind of sweet to watch :)
1307 it’s basically an inverted rupauls drag race
You should let the LGBT community know because they want to shut down this show because its "Too offensive for the LGBT" community -_-
@@Joshua.02.06. No we don't. There might be a few people who want to, but guess what, they don't represent THE WHOLE LGBT community. That'd be like saying "All black people want Lana removed from the show" because a few black people took issue with Lana's portrayal.
Don't try to stir shit up when you have no spoon.
Gillette says: “you know” a lot 😂
I know!
Titan Uranus you know...
Hey, you know what?!
I came from Awesome X on Frisky Dingo...
What was that!?@
“I don’t even want the gay back.”
RIP Jessica Walter, you were funnier than this world deserved ❤️
Honestly
RIP Jessica Walter
"Didn't know they made sushi with dried clams"...
got'em.
You knowww.
Kissing girls is pretty gay fam I am sure I don't know
It's a lovely Frisky Dingo reference.
@kevin willems HAAAA *Lana voice
Zip it Missy.
(sucks teeth)
R.I.P. Jessica Walter & Ron Leibman. Now Malory Archer & Ron Cadillac can be together forever.
"Since this one went and got himself paralysed"
"Yep, thats me: Mr.Selfish"
You can't tell me the dialogue isnt some of the best ever written. Theres obscure yet killer one liners everywhere in this show.
For me the scripting was amazing the way it cut to a different scene using a reply to what someone in a different scene said. It’s hard to pick one off the top of my head as there are just so many.
Ray is one of my favorite characters just because of the reactions he has
you know!
For some odd reason, I liked Archer at the beginning. And now I favor Malory because her insults cut deeper than his.
But then you have Cheryl, who's just so casually cruel. She destroyed Lana with a little speech and worked in jabs at Malory and Archer at the same time.
Plus there's this classic one at Pam, when Archer threw ice at her:
"*laughs* This is just like my birthday party! Remember?'
"NO!"
"*still laughing* Yeah, that's because you weren't invited!"
If the saddle oxford and/or ruby slipper fits, Mr and/or Missy!
I never realized how good their banter is.
"And so Gillette landed safely...I'm sure there's a joke in there about fairy dust, and then what happens"
I LOVE Mallory!!! She is frigging hilarious!!! No group is off limits to her!! Everyone gets slammed!!
Reasons why Archer's paternity is still a mystery.
"Everyone gets slammed"
PHRASING!
I like how she treats everyone the same! 😄
@@serpent2678 except for rich or handsome men
Despises him and yet hired him, and hasn't dismissed or sold him.
Boggles the mind.
A punching bag is a long-term investment.
"Ms. Gillette is on her own" 😩😩😩
I never realized how much Ray says “You know”
Jessica Walter. We will never see her like again.
"You know?...."
Cluv22 always loved that line
Rest In Peace Jessica Walter
RIP Jessica Walter ❤️
RIP Mallory
“I will have your guys for garters.”
“You need some garters.” 🤣🤣
"Keep it in your pants SISTER!"
I just realized how much they beef’d 😂
"I'll do it I have a camera dibs!" LMAO Fuckin Krieger man. So awesome!
"This room has two queens"
"Where's the other one? Greasing up in the bathroom?!"
"Mallory!"
🤣🤣🤣
The writing on this show is some of the best currently on television. Whoever worked with Jessica Walter (Malory) over at Arrested Development must went with her to Archer because the writing on AD was top notch as well. I miss that show
I went to watch that because my gf would sing her praise as being exactly like Malory Archer. Other than the weird cousin stuff, I enjoyed seeing Malory with her adoptive family with better graphics. May she rest in ultimate peace on the Sandy shores with Ron Cadalac.
I loved the witty dynamic between Ray and Malory! It just tickled me pink! 🤣🤣
"tickled me pink" is an entirely under used expression! :D
Rip malory archer
Heartbroken to learn that we will no longer be able to see Malory. RIP Jessica Walter
Man they have kinda of a love hate relationship.
sounds more like hate. No, loathing
Like two high school jocks only ones a bitter old cougar and the other is country gay
No it's definitely love/hate. The 'love' part is that they never go beyond hurling casual insults.
I’m with Tacos on the loathing.
seems more like hate hate
The dry witty sarcastic humor that this show has so much of is what makes it my favorite show lol
Malory:
Ray: You know...
"What was that!?
We need an episode where Ray and Malory have a buddy weekend.
Rest in peace Jessica Walter's... we'll miss you Mallory
May Jessica Walter Rest In Power
“You know!” 😂😭😭
“So you beat up a nerd, a nazi and Queen of the Robots”
R.I.P Malory Archer
Rest in Peace Jessica Walter!
2:17 "Didn't know they made sushi with dry clams" OH THAT WAS A BURN 🔥
First time I heard that it was so unexpected I regret drinking something at that moment
Rest In Peace Jessica Walter.
Their friendly rivalry keeps me alive
@Suni Glow I think Ray is the only one she didn't pull a gun on...
@@dleonidaeI don't think she ever pulled one on lana...
@@Simp_ZoneShe actually did. There was an episode when Archer and Lana were in a swamp and there was a flashback between her and Malory.
I love every character had their own dynamic with every other character, the writing was amazing
Man I love this show! Ray is my top fave! Gotta love this love hate relationship!
1:01 before that scene
Mallory: It was like that duke had never been with a woman.
I love how she eviscerated both Ray and the Catholic Church in one sentence.
lol I didn’t notice that at first.
"No view, but it's got two queens." Haha I get it!
"A real smackarooney"
RIP Jessica Walter! I rarely mourn celebrities, but she was one hell of a woman and entertainer.
damn ray's voice was attractive in early seasons
Character dynamics in this show are absolutely unbeatable.
"Join a support group!"
"For who, crippled gay hillbilly spies? There's a niche"
Ray GIllette, My favorite fictional homosexual.
Rest In Peace Jessica Walter, you were amazing as Malory
I love Ray.
Queen of the Robots 😅 RIP Jessica 👩🏼🦳🍸❤♾
RIP Jessica Walters. Now Ray has no one to get insulted and comeback to
This could very well be the best Archer compilation that exists.
"You know?" gete me everytime he says it.
RIP MALORY ARCHER 😭
Make sure that's all u put in him 😂😂😂😂😂 momma protecting her son 😍😍