First it was Indian-Italian cheese, made with a whole raw chicken's milk instead of cow's milk. Now it's people cheese made with people's milk. Adam is truly a visionary.
"And if your diet is as shit as mine is, consider filling your fat ass with the sponsor of this video." I've been laughing at this for a solid 8 minutes now.
I love these videos because they're stupid and incomprehensible, but not enough that you can't also actually understand the recipe and get an idea of how to make the thing. The perfect balance!
Although I'm a longtime fan of this channel I clicked onto this video directly after a real Ragusea video without thinking and the proceeded to have a stroke
"One of the reasons to cook with sweet beverages is that the sugar has metabolized much of the sugar into the sugar, therefore we're notgonna have too much sugar for a sugary dish. It's a health food. A sugar a day keeps the doctor away!" Ah yes. English! Lmao man, you had me laughing so much with this YTP. Awesome work!
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"That's right PUMPKIN SPICE people look into my ASS"
Literally killed me
I lost it when I heard that.
@Obama IV wait what?
The reason that got me is cause I don't know where he got the "ass" sound byte from but it sounds hilarious.
I laughed into my bong. Messy but totally worth it!
1:23
Four horsemen of Adam YTPs:
- NNOOO!!!
- twenty eggs. Yes, twenty
- White wine
- Toddlers
wet kitchen towels
what the brits call the grill
Butter
Heterogeneity
I know this meatloaf calls for just one whole egg for the binder but I really like the texture I get from twenty eggs, yes, twenty
"I love you, but toss yourself directly into your compost or outdoor trash"
Why do I feel an urge to start using that IRL?
That and "you fucking elbow"
Thanksgiving is coming up again and that is the perfect sentiment when dealing with some family members.
"Toss yourself directly into your compost or outdoor trash."
"Why I compost myself and not my kitchen waste."
First it was Indian-Italian cheese, made with a whole raw chicken's milk instead of cow's milk. Now it's people cheese made with people's milk. Adam is truly a visionary.
Probably bought it from Marcus
I can already tell that this need twenty eggs, yes, twenty.
Spoingus
"Autumnal as fuck" caught me totally off guard, instantly one of my favourite YTP moments ever
Also "you're hot, people, you're hot!" Was such a rush of endorphins
Adam actually said that in the original video. Bleeped of course, but still 😂
In this video, Adam shows he doesn’t just yell at vegetable soup.
Yeah he has standards
"YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID" outta nowhere caught me off guard.
"And if your diet is as shit as mine is, consider filling your fat ass with the sponsor of this video."
I've been laughing at this for a solid 8 minutes now.
"If you wanna keep it vegan finish it with vegans" fine logic I see
They say, “You are what you eat.”
So vegans are vegetables and can therefore be used in any vegan dish.
I love these videos because they're stupid and incomprehensible, but not enough that you can't also actually understand the recipe and get an idea of how to make the thing. The perfect balance!
A tear rolls down my cheek as I hear Adam said "I love you"
time stamp?
@@kyletowers9662 0:48
how has nobody mentioned the "people's' cheese" line. i had to pause the video and wipe my tears away from laughing so much
"They don't have to taste balanced" If Adam actually said this the whole youtube cooking game would be obliterated permanently
I need to get some Apple Rice™️
Also, I’m SO glad you brought back the “Indian cook’s ass”
The Indian cook needed to be brought back
Although I'm a longtime fan of this channel I clicked onto this video directly after a real Ragusea video without thinking and the proceeded to have a stroke
I spat out my drink when he just randomly dropped a whole apple on the risotto
Long live the empire.
Long live the empire
Adams sudden mood swings throughout the video is freaking hilarious
"One of the reasons to cook with sweet beverages is that the sugar has metabolized much of the sugar into the sugar, therefore we're notgonna have too much sugar for a sugary dish. It's a health food. A sugar a day keeps the doctor away!" Ah yes. English! Lmao man, you had me laughing so much with this YTP. Awesome work!
im gonna start calling things autumnal as fuck
It sounds refined as fuck
WHEN I WAS A LAD I USED TO EAT 20 DOZEN EGGS, YES TWENTY
0:27 Nice You Suck at Cooking reference haha
0:50 Also looking for the "yourself" clip was totally worth it for that line.
the apple drop followed by "oh fucking shit" is the funniest thing I've seen all week.
The phrase "Apple Risotto" can be sung with the rhythm of "Eleanor Rigby".
YTPs have been stagnant nonsense for like 20 years. Then Callence Gaming comes along and decides to reinvent them.
TH-cam hasn't been around for 20 years.
"Let's go people. You fucking suck."
*Sounds of many inhales*
I love you *asthmatic breathing*
"I don't really understand it but you know what you did"
You're getting so much mileage out of that "NOOOO!" clip, lmao.
"It's a health food, a sugar a day keeps the doctor away.. Well maybe not."
Had to pause at around one minute in, to throw myself into the compost
I like to think Adam watches these
I like to think that too...Adam sipping on his Trade Coffee, reading his Morning Brew news letter, and a notification pops up, a new YTP.
I skipped a funeral to watch this
Bought my own apple rice only a year ago, they already released something far better!
Apple rice, 50% rice, 50% air
"You fucking elbow" is my new favorite insult
“ Indian cooks ass” had me screaming
This video was already unhinged enough as it was
AND THEN ALONG COMES CALLENCE
I remember when I watched that Risotto vid for the first time, so much complex emotions.....
the best thing about these ytp's is that you actually get the recipe.
human m i l k
don't know why adam is telling me to throw myself in the compost because unlike other garbage, I won't go away
plastic moment
4:10. “Oh fucking shit!”
That never gets old.
I’m proud to be part of the 6.5 thousand (almost) subscriber count
"I don't really understand it, but YOU know what you did!"
I appreciate that subtle ysac references
THE MOST SUBTLE THING i cant believe i even heard it
Sage is autumnal as FUCK
wait a minute. “coal liquid”.
oil.
you’re a genius.
This is your best one. No idea why it has so few views
It's the TH-cam algorithm
people cheese and toddler flavor yesyes
i need greeting cards that say "I love you, but toss yourself directly into your compost or outdoor trash."
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Sweet random callbacks to Aliens!
"Fat ass rituals " killed me
I actually skipped the ad inside the fucking ytp
when a day in the farm is like a day in the farm 😔
My video froze for 10 seconds and I thought it was part of the video 10/10
I have to be careful how many of these I watch, lest I accidentally start following these recipes.
It wouldn't be an Adam Ragusa apple risotto without a pinch of crack
Appreciate the time you put into this man, another godly video lmao
This is me whenever a minor inconvenience happens in my day
This is one of the best ones yet
Thanks!
APPLE Rice is TWO GRAND per grain people YES two
surprised he used cider instead of white wine
Apple flavored white wine sounds like a good idea
@@CallenceGaming yeah honestly that sounds delicious
Dang I thought the whole apple as garnish was edited 👀
Nah, the madlad actually did that, lol
This is my new favorite adam ytp
The funny thing is, if apple made rice it would probably be really expensive
You'll have to pay for the rice, and the bag that contains the rice separately.
"It's apple fucking season"
Thank you for including more of Adam screaming "NYOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
That clip will never get old, lol
At least someone loves me
He must have been drunk while recording this video
I was drunk while editing this video, lol
A whole bottle of white wine
Twenty, even.
Yes 20
*Fatass Rituals*
Ah yes, my morning routine.
that vid was already a YTP on it's own
Twenty large dinner size portions, yes, twenty
i really needed a good funny video, thank u very much
I got a fucking Apple ad for this video..
Lol
"Are ya lean?! Are ya Mean?" - "NOOOO!!!"
love the way he says shit
People cheese. :(
ARE YOU LEAN?! ARE YOU MEAN?!
People cheese
salty, thick, and creamy people milk too! :3
0:27 confirmation that the ysac guy is running this channel
You really like when Adam says shit
This is the best one yet
this is top noth poetry right here
I'd like some of those minty FatAssRituals
I was gonna comment something along the lines of
"0:26 YSAC YTP when?"
but ysac videos are basically already ytps
I'm trying to swallow my pizza in this video and I cannot swallow it and then I choke on my mtn dew
0:27 What Adam really thinks about his viewers. (it’s a joke ok)
I had no fucking clue what I was listening to lmfao
This is quite cursed.
This video is perfect.
I was wondering what was going on with the apple rissoto vid. I am still confused.
"Tastes like an Indian cook's ass" got me
YSAC MOMENT
Slowly intigrating YSAC into the Adam Ragusea Cinematic Universe
wow Adam's started insulting us
Apple fleshlights
This one wrote itself
That website sadly doesnt exist :(
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iRisotto. Rice. Reimagined.