I’m currently in a hotel room in Vienna and there is no alarm clock at all in the room. I should have listened to Corny and brought my own. Sorry I let you down Jim.
Cornette traveled hundreds of miles to shows daily for 30 years. Hundreds of planes and long car rides so he learned the hard way all the things you may need in emergency. Great knowledge of days past
I have driven cross country for years and bringing all these things with you saves you a shit load of money, especially price difference between states
If you have important deadlines that can't be missed it's not a good idea to rely solely on the hotel wake up call. Also from some of his other stories he has stayed in some really shady motels that might not even have phones or wake up calls.
The worst thing that ever happened to me ... the owner of the bookstore I managed, chewed tobacco after the store closed. He used a soda pop can to spit in, but always threw it away at the end of the day. One morning I opened the shop, pulled out my can of diet Pepsi and opened it, I set it on the desk, and a customer came in. A few minutes later, I picked up a can of diet Pepsi and took a huge sip....... it was the one he'd spit in and forgotten to throw away...... I was never so sick in my life.....and spent the next hour throwing up in the bathroom, praying no customers would come in. After that, I ALWAYS checked my soda can before drinking!
I'd love to do that myself but I can't because I always wash my hands after touching my little guy. Of course not everybody does, but I feel better when I pretend they do. That's why I won't touch anybody's phone or I always use a paper towel to open a public bathroom door when I'm exiting it, because people are gross...
A 32 Gatorade bottle is the best pee catcher I found. Wide top, holds a lot and you can put a lid on it and not worry about it spilling. Always had an extra one in my truck when I did lots of driving.
This is a good idea. I went on vacation in Vancouver and sadly didn't bring any nail clippers with me so I had to buy a pair at a pharmacy but they were $6.00 Canadian. So in other words bring some with you when you travel.
Jim is like me a professional traveler we all have a system. I carry my on clock too but i never need an alarm. I've peed in a cup and one time i was on I 10 in Tucson and I was very sick with the intestinal flu stuck in traffic. I pulled on shoulder got out went under my trailer and did number 2. I know it's gross but i wasn't going to mess myself..
I know exactly what he's talking about. I have to take my daughter and her service dog to a research hospital. We keep a bag of clothes, toiletries and one for her dog. When we leave we're already packed. With C19 happening we can't go but we get the chance to re-evaluate and streamline. Few people truly realise how much of a time saver this is!
I don’t do the things Jim does with hotel rooms, but my girlfriend used to laugh at me because l always take a hand held shower head and a wrench to remove and replace the one in the room. Reason being l always end up with a hotel shower head that will spew water everywhere but where it is supposed to be going. Plus the pillows are always so soft l end up with a hurting neck and like the pulse in the shower head.
Firstly, the dolphin is not a fish. Secondly, to whatever extent of thoroughness, Jim's toiletry bag preparedness makes sense in so many walks of life. Wrestlers, freight drivers, rock bands on tour, even people who play amateur football at the weekend - will (or should) have learned through trial and error to give themselves an easy leg-up on finite time constraints by toting that little treasure chest of not only day-to-day needs but *possible* day-to-day needs. It's the same rationale as having a first aid box at work. Or carrying a lead-loaded tennis racquet when you disembark in cannibal territory.
Kenny Macintosh officially has the greatest story in Professional Wrestling. He rode in a car with Jim Cornette while he took a piss out the drivers door
I know exactly what Corby is saying. I have my caddy sitting in a safe place. If I need to leave in a hurry every thing is there, put my clothes in a duffel bag, grab the caddy and I am gone.
Corny, with Amazon available, I buy a case of travelling urinals. Cheap and more effective than milk cartons, bottles, etc. Just stop on the side of the road and whip it out. Since urinals are ergonomic, there's not much fumbling required. Don't forget baby wipes to clean up when done.
Buy huggies wipes and a bottle of 70% alcohol and pour it on in the bag give it a splash. It makes your own alcohol wipes cheap. Just don’t flush them, keep disposable wipes for that
In our car we keep a roll of toilet paper, when I got rid of my car I put my "kit" in my wife's trunk - Roadside Kit, my jack, an old blanket, one of those tiny survival tins, a couple of fall/winter jackets. Yes to plenty of Imodium. To Corny - Kudos on the extension cord, not many would know to do that.
Having "go" bags should be common sense. Some clothes, toiletries, etc. Not sure why Brian seemed incredulous at this. Emergencies can happen at any time.
My dad would be drinking on the highway, pull over and pop the hood. Make it look like we were having some issue. And he would just pee. It took me a while before I figured out what was going on. In my defense i was like 10
Good god man, you take OCD to new levels haha. Invest in Tylenol PM and bring your cell phone which has the loudest alarm on the planet. However I do bring my own bottle of shampoo
wonder if he carries protection and i don't mean a condom. Lots of crazy fans use to hate him years ago. I no longer watch wrestling . Is he still a heel?
Stayed at the strangest little hotel/motel in Northern Georgia several years ago... Only thing in the room was the bed, phone was on a shelf next to a non working TV, no closet area, toilet & tub, no shower head or sink.... The mirror was nice though lol.. Can't remember the name.
I cant believe Corny hasn't seen Trailer Park Boys! Pissin in milk jugs is "The way of the road." says Ricky's alcoholic truck driver dad. I bet Jim would like TPB since he likes Always Sunny. There's even wrestling in a few episodes The Green Bastard. From: Parts Unknown is hilarious!
The 'Ol Checkin The Tire Move works too. Get out and kneel down next to the tire to piss. That way if cops stop to check on you, you can say "Just checkin' the tire." PS make sure you're on the high ground & aiming the right direction if not on level ground.
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I’m currently in a hotel room in Vienna and there is no alarm clock at all in the room. I should have listened to Corny and brought my own. Sorry I let you down Jim.
It is amazing how Jim can talk about any subject and make it it extremely interesting. He could read the phone book and I'd probably be entertained.
"Well there's shitstain's phone number, all seven of them! Better write them all down just in case..."
Super facts 💯 👏
“And then… check this out Brian… we got DIXON SYDER…. oh, and here’s HARRY KUNTZ…. And BEN DOVER.”
"I don't trust hotel alarm clocks."
I’m sure he’s been burned by one before 😂
Ok we need a reality show of Jim on the road as he explains and demonstrates all this!
too right mate
Especially the LEGEND of the burger towel.
Meiji1868 this is great stuff
An animated short
That would draw big ratings
There's Lubriderm....in case the rat turnout is low.
I got roasted for brining that to my college dorm. Good stuff tho
Cornette traveled hundreds of miles to shows daily for 30 years. Hundreds of planes and long car rides so he learned the hard way all the things you may need in emergency. Great knowledge of days past
I just listened to 10:13 of a man talking about his travel bag, and at NO point was I even remotely bored. Jim is amazing!
Corny fascinates me like no other. I can listen to his tips and stories all day long.
It's like the George Carlin "Stuff" routine has come to life.
@jeraldsmusic you shit in traffic...and then sit in it?
Jesus Christ, Corny's toiletries bag must be a fucking hockey bag, lol.
Not as big as Beautiful Bobby Eaton's.
Jim Cornette literally remembers where he was at when he pissed in a cup while traveling across the country God knows how many years ago.
Jim has a whole pharmacy in his toiletry bag. Lol
I have driven cross country for years and bringing all these things with you saves you a shit load of money, especially price difference between states
Jim is an incredibly fascinating man, he makes ANYTHING interesting, and usually hilarious! Such a strange and brilliant mind!
At least one things for sure, if I ever am graced by meeting Jim Cornette, he will infact be clean, lol.
If you're going to go in a bottle you need a wide mouth like Gatorade bottle that you can put your junk in the bottle
Wait....so who carried more shit? Corny or Bobby Eaton?
dudes been on the road for decades.. he knows what time it is ..
From the long list of toiletries, Jim Cornette is prepared!
A regular Boy Scout.
@@stanmcserr8576 Corny makes Boy Scouts say "Fuck dude....."
It is no fun to get got by gout.
Don't Hotels still have " wake up" calls ?
If you have important deadlines that can't be missed it's not a good idea to rely solely on the hotel wake up call. Also from some of his other stories he has stayed in some really shady motels that might not even have phones or wake up calls.
Jim is right on point. I did a lot of travel, and being semper paratus makes life easier.
The worst thing that ever happened to me ... the owner of the bookstore I managed, chewed tobacco after the store closed. He used a soda pop can to spit in, but always threw it away at the end of the day. One morning I opened the shop, pulled out my can of diet Pepsi and opened it, I set it on the desk, and a customer came in. A few minutes later, I picked up a can of diet Pepsi and took a huge sip....... it was the one he'd spit in and forgotten to throw away...... I was never so sick in my life.....and spent the next hour throwing up in the bathroom, praying no customers would come in. After that, I ALWAYS checked my soda can before drinking!
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Makes perfect sense. Who wants to remember all this stuff every time you pack your toiletries bag?
"You never know when you're gonna get got by gout."
I never laughed so hard in my life how serious he was talking about being prepared for gout!
I won't ask why there are tampax & diapers in the pic...
...but i want to.
I keep a piss jug by my bed , saves me from cutting the light on and walking down the hall and waking myself completely up .
I'd love to do that myself but I can't because I always wash my hands after touching my little guy. Of course not everybody does, but I feel better when I pretend they do. That's why I won't touch anybody's phone or I always use a paper towel to open a public bathroom door when I'm exiting it, because people are gross...
Like in the olden days. A chamber pot !
My wife would fucking stab me
This guy is absolutely hysterical.
Gout sucks. He is lucky if he only got it once.
Cornette 3:16 says I just pissed my pants.
But I'm sure he has a spare set of pants and some Depends nearby.
You never know when you're gonna get got by gout!! hahahahahaha
A 32 Gatorade bottle is the best pee catcher I found. Wide top, holds a lot and you can put a lid on it and not worry about it spilling. Always had an extra one in my truck when I did lots of driving.
This is a good idea. I went on vacation in Vancouver and sadly didn't bring any nail clippers with me so I had to buy a pair at a pharmacy but they were $6.00 Canadian. So in other words bring some with you when you travel.
I always forget the extension cord
I could listen to Jim talk about his methods all day long.
Never know when you're "gonna get got by gout"
Imagine what jims gas mileage is like with all this shit in the trunk
Jim drives an Expedition. He ain’t worried about gas mileage.
Pecan: it's where you take an empty can of Pringles, and use it as a Pecan.
To get got by gout Lmfao ,this is some painful stuff
This is his best life advice.
Being a trucker and on the road- i have the same thing
Big Giant Wheelie Cooler - name for an OMV wrestler lol
At least Matt threw the "waist" out. I work with a guy that cleans the jars and his bucket
When on the road well trimmed nose hairs is very important 😂
Jim is like me a professional traveler we all have a system. I carry my on clock too but i never need an alarm. I've peed in a cup and one time i was on I 10 in Tucson and I was very sick with the intestinal flu stuck in traffic. I pulled on shoulder got out went under my trailer and did number 2. I know it's gross but i wasn't going to mess myself..
I thought the sleep aide in NyQuil was removed
I know exactly what he's talking about. I have to take my daughter and her service dog to a research hospital. We keep a bag of clothes, toiletries and one for her dog. When we leave we're already packed. With C19 happening we can't go but we get the chance to re-evaluate and streamline. Few people truly realise how much of a time saver this is!
I never knew Corny has OCD. It all makes sense now!!
Didn't know Jim packed Tampax lol
Most heavy travelers I know eventually learn how to travel light. Corny seems to be making up for them.
#LotionsAndPotions
I do the same shit with clocks. Every time I wake up I always look for the time.
I don’t do the things Jim does with hotel rooms, but my girlfriend used to laugh at me because l always take a hand held shower head and a wrench to remove and replace the one in the room. Reason being l always end up with a hotel shower head that will spew water everywhere but where it is supposed to be going. Plus the pillows are always so soft l end up with a hurting neck and like the pulse in the shower head.
The pillows are overly soft in the hotels. I usually stuff one into the other.
Firstly, the dolphin is not a fish.
Secondly, to whatever extent of thoroughness, Jim's toiletry bag preparedness makes sense in so many walks of life. Wrestlers, freight drivers, rock bands on tour, even people who play amateur football at the weekend - will (or should) have learned through trial and error to give themselves an easy leg-up on finite time constraints by toting that little treasure chest of not only day-to-day needs but *possible* day-to-day needs. It's the same rationale as having a first aid box at work. Or carrying a lead-loaded tennis racquet when you disembark in cannibal territory.
Corny sounds like the worlds #1 soccer mom
Anti diarrheal medicine because you never know when a match is going to be the shits😂
never know when ya gonna get got by gout!
Kenny Macintosh officially has the greatest story in Professional Wrestling. He rode in a car with Jim Cornette while he took a piss out the drivers door
I need a demonstration video from Cornette on this.
A pee cup should be mandatory, definitely use that method on long trips
I get the hospital urine bottles from a medical supply store. They hold a lot and can be closed up to reduce the chance of spillage.
That's actually not a bad idea
I'd love to see Corny with a beard.
'you never can tell'
Jim Cornette is the BEST! ;-)
'You never know when you gonna get got by gout!' AHA!
Omg Jim Cornette is exactly like me. Holy fuck. Haha.
I know exactly what Corby is saying. I have my caddy sitting in a safe place. If I need to leave in a hurry every thing is there, put my clothes in a duffel bag, grab the caddy and I am gone.
Corny, with Amazon available, I buy a case of travelling urinals. Cheap and more effective than milk cartons, bottles, etc. Just stop on the side of the road and whip it out. Since urinals are ergonomic, there's not much fumbling required. Don't forget baby wipes to clean up when done.
They make adult wipes now.
This is great, I think I could listen to Jim talk about paint drying and be entertained.
Corny is the type of person id want with me if i ever got stranded somewhere
Buy huggies wipes and a bottle of 70% alcohol and pour it on in the bag give it a splash. It makes your own alcohol wipes cheap. Just don’t flush them, keep disposable wipes for that
In our car we keep a roll of toilet paper, when I got rid of my car I put my "kit" in my wife's trunk - Roadside Kit, my jack, an old blanket, one of those tiny survival tins, a couple of fall/winter jackets.
Yes to plenty of Imodium.
To Corny - Kudos on the extension cord, not many would know to do that.
Having "go" bags should be common sense. Some clothes, toiletries, etc. Not sure why Brian seemed incredulous at this. Emergencies can happen at any time.
My dad would be drinking on the highway, pull over and pop the hood. Make it look like we were having some issue. And he would just pee. It took me a while before I figured out what was going on. In my defense i was like 10
Jim is OCD like I am!
Good god man, you take OCD to new levels haha. Invest in Tylenol PM and bring your cell phone which has the loudest alarm on the planet. However I do bring my own bottle of shampoo
wonder if he carries protection and i don't mean a condom. Lots of crazy fans use to hate him years ago. I no longer watch wrestling . Is he still a heel?
Pampers and tampax in the thumbnail, lol!
This is actually a really good idea.
Cornette could describe, rate and just discuss a piece of driftwood and it would be entertaining!
Which episode/show date was this
"You never know when you're gonna be _got_ by *gout* . "
- Jim Cornette -
it's funny how this sounds insane and makes complete sense
Pilot is great....my stepmom would only stop at them on the way to visit my dad when he was working in Mississippi.
Something diarrheal because you never know.
7:32 EWWWW! :D
How fucking big is this bag lmaoooo shit is like it’s own suitcase
he doing too much lol
Jim, you forgot alcohol wipes and toilet paper.
This reminds me how much I hate travelling.
Jim needs a smartphone could fix half the shit
And yet Jim looks so grubby and greasy skinned🤣
"Get got by gout" try saying that 5 times fast.
Absolutely crank the ac down
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Stayed at the strangest little hotel/motel in Northern Georgia several years ago... Only thing in the room was the bed, phone was on a shelf next to a non working TV, no closet area, toilet & tub, no shower head or sink.... The mirror was nice though lol.. Can't remember the name.
I cant believe Corny hasn't seen Trailer Park Boys! Pissin in milk jugs is "The way of the road." says Ricky's alcoholic truck driver dad. I bet Jim would like TPB since he likes Always Sunny. There's even wrestling in a few episodes The Green Bastard. From: Parts Unknown is hilarious!
The 'Ol Checkin The Tire Move works too. Get out and kneel down next to the tire to piss. That way if cops stop to check on you, you can say "Just checkin' the tire." PS make sure you're on the high ground & aiming the right direction if not on level ground.
10 foot extension ladder