MBMBAM - Birds vs. Humanity

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  • @seductivegreenbean8269
    @seductivegreenbean8269 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    “Travis, if you think that they are gonna play my theme music and I’m gonna run into the ring to save you with a folding chair on this fucking angry birds bit, you have not been following my character arc.”
    A wild ride from start to finish my man.

  • @CBobbington
    @CBobbington 7 ปีที่แล้ว +364

    "By the way, I don't know how much humor we're going to be able to squeeze out of this one..."
    Time Remaining in Bit: TWELVE MINUTES

  • @DeathnoteBB
    @DeathnoteBB 7 ปีที่แล้ว +304

    7:58 My favorite is Griffin's quick "oh god. Sorry" when he accidentally says "angry bird" after Travis explains the twitter thing. It's a perfect blend of acknowledgement and fear.

  • @UltimateKyuubiFox
    @UltimateKyuubiFox 6 ปีที่แล้ว +353

    Griffin speaks like someone who’s never been attacked by a bird. And it shows.

    • @latrodectahespara2728
      @latrodectahespara2728 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      He was, in fact, attacked by a swan once.

    • @jacobsubirana1343
      @jacobsubirana1343 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He’s obviously never faced “the goose.” 😱

  • @jackg3344
    @jackg3344 7 ปีที่แล้ว +451

    When they started talking about Sully, it took me a while to figure out who they were referencing. I just thought I didn't remember what happened in Monsters Inc. very well.

    • @GippyHappy
      @GippyHappy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Yeah and I'm still not entirely sure they weren't takingabout monsters inc

    • @Chizypuff
      @Chizypuff 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Sully was the pilot that landed in the hudson river. He was in the airforce previously and Tom hanks played him in the movie Sully in 2016

    • @Animallovercomedian
      @Animallovercomedian 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      At this point I don’t even try to figure out their references

    • @PointsofData
      @PointsofData 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Chizypuff no they were talking about that monsters inc short remember

  • @TheRaccooning
    @TheRaccooning 7 ปีที่แล้ว +504

    Nobody tell them about the Great Emu War

    • @J3Puffin
      @J3Puffin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      PLEASE someone tell them about the Great Emu War

    • @julievontungeln3479
      @julievontungeln3479 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@J3Puffin They would literally make an entire episode about it losing their minds lol

  • @pintopumpernickel6449
    @pintopumpernickel6449 7 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    "...Travis if you think that they are--"
    "oh god."
    "-gonna play my theme music, and I am gonna run into the ring, to save you, with a--with a FOLDING CHAIR on this fucking angry birds bit, you have not been following my character arc."

  • @thrownstair
    @thrownstair 6 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    For those who watch Monster Factory, you get to add a new layer of comedy by imagining that they’re not talking about Randy Johnson, but Randyjohnson.

    • @the_other_child
      @the_other_child 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      ChrisFS um excuse me it’s randyjohnso plz respect the lore

    • @YerpyMoose
      @YerpyMoose 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      its me, diamondbacks randyjohnson

  • @HirilElfwraith
    @HirilElfwraith 7 ปีที่แล้ว +235

    to be fair to alfred hitchcock, australia did fight a war against emus and lost

    • @delaneyfaceless7766
      @delaneyfaceless7766 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      HirilElfwraith glad you said it before I did :U

    • @baxswisher7661
      @baxswisher7661 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      HirilElfwraith mcelro

    • @bigidiotdumbstupidguy9329
      @bigidiotdumbstupidguy9329 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Once they opened contracts to the public with bounties, those emus got obliterated by peasants with shotguns and repeating rifles. Not much of a loss imo.

  • @CaptLuser
    @CaptLuser 6 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    this is pretty much the lore for hatoful boyfriend

    • @lionguardant5468
      @lionguardant5468 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      how dare you remind me of those beautiful beautiful pigeons

  • @blackbird7357
    @blackbird7357 6 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    Birds would win 100% no bias whatsoever.

    • @DreamPainter54
      @DreamPainter54 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Not only do I have no memory of listening to this bit but I have no memory of reading this comment and yet I went to like it and I had already apparently liked it. Good job, blackbird7357.

  • @Onitramm
    @Onitramm 7 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    "hey honey what's this coin under my pilluh?"

  • @koolaidman_
    @koolaidman_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Pigeons in the Strikezone got me real fucking good

  • @ViktorZieglerTV
    @ViktorZieglerTV 7 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    I took a class about Alfred Hitchcock, we watched most, if not all, of his movies
    and I didn't get spooked by ANY of the horror movies EXCEPT The Birds. I don't know why, but it was my one weakness

    • @Snowfoxie1
      @Snowfoxie1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Because psychopaths are like a 1 in a million thing, but the sky is FULL OF BIRDS!

    • @PointsofData
      @PointsofData 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Snowfoxie1 birds are ready and willing to attack at any moment, it's only their short attention spans that allow us to live

    • @snoixalicious
      @snoixalicious 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@PointsofData they just know we're going to destroy each other in due time

    • @Zcumgod
      @Zcumgod 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You can fight a dude, but you can't fight many birds. Many birds are small enough to squeeze into things, fast enough to dodge most attacks, and have enough sharp bits to be a threat.

  • @Trick.Sparrow
    @Trick.Sparrow 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Now we're onto something! *immediately ends the episode*

  • @jakeisjake112
    @jakeisjake112 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I like when griffens brain constructs a Yahoo question on its own.

    • @keenfrizzle
      @keenfrizzle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ends up coming in handy later!

  • @tephlon-wrap7185
    @tephlon-wrap7185 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I love that instead of “yes, and”ing Travis griffin always “no, instead”s him

    • @Zmanwarrior
      @Zmanwarrior 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ah, so this is what Graduation is revenge for.

    • @rome8180
      @rome8180 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I hate it. It's why Travis is my favorite and Griffin's arrogant ass is my least favorite.

  • @crystalcandles752
    @crystalcandles752 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    James, not👏🏻the👏🏻 question 👏🏻but👏🏻thank👏🏻you👏🏻very👏🏻much👏🏻

  • @Gwallgofrwydd
    @Gwallgofrwydd 7 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    It is the worlds way of "giving you the bird".

  • @MikusDad39
    @MikusDad39 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    It was specifically a goose that hit Fabio and it happened on the very first guest ride of the Apollo's Chariot coaster at Busch Gardens. My favorite part was that if it had been reported a day later everyone would have dismissed it as an April Fool's prank

  • @faithfreeman849
    @faithfreeman849 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Well now I have to pull a Zuko and try to yell at birds from the top of a building to hit me so I can reset my luck

  • @amandalarson1619
    @amandalarson1619 7 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    Oh my god the movie "birdemic"

  • @GeeVee1978
    @GeeVee1978 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This is actually what the lighthouse was about

  • @chrislaf
    @chrislaf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The phrasing of the question reminds me of the Simpsons "A large, bear-like creature, most likely a bear, has been spotted in town!"

  • @imaajfpstnfo
    @imaajfpstnfo 7 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    Seagulls! Stop it now!

    • @MercuryCat
      @MercuryCat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Mmmmmmha mmmm mmmm mmmha mmm mmmmmmmmmmha mmmm mmm mmmmha

  • @poogy42
    @poogy42 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm at work. I hear the phrase "angry birds" and immediately start thinking of an angry birds joke. Exactly 5 seconds later I hear Justins comment about making an angry birds joke. Time for some self reflection.

  • @annacollins8999
    @annacollins8999 7 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    me: oh most of the comments will be bird shit stories
    comment section: nobody mention the emu war!!!!
    me: Jesus guys

  • @biatriesart
    @biatriesart 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "well, it is birds"

  • @ryanewald9740
    @ryanewald9740 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    SEAGULLS MMMM STOP IT NOW

    • @hailbopthecomet
      @hailbopthecomet 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hmm ha hmmhmmhmm ha hmmhmm ha hmmhmmhmm ha hmm ha hmmhmm hmmhmm hmmhmm ha!

  • @MrKhaosKid
    @MrKhaosKid 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    a santa clause like bird transformation. What the hell is that like?

    • @realhugtower
      @realhugtower 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      MrKhaosKid I can only hope it compares to Jeff Goldblum’s fly transformation

  • @magicalsolitude516
    @magicalsolitude516 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Bird vs human is a sensitive subject for Australians

  • @_ArmIa
    @_ArmIa 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I too talked mad shit about Alfred Hitchcock's The Birds before I watched it, because it sounded dumb. Then I actually watched it and it was one of the scariest fucking films I've ever watched.

  • @Sparrow_Bloodhunter
    @Sparrow_Bloodhunter 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    hypothetically speaking I probably could beat a bird as large as a goose, but realistically geese are filled with so much rage and hatred that no mortal man could stand tall before their fury.

    • @PointsofData
      @PointsofData 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      They can snap your arm with their neck we can't match that

  • @insertcreativenamehere8640
    @insertcreativenamehere8640 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I saw seven birds

  • @the_other_child
    @the_other_child 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    listening to this high must be an experience

    • @DJminor92
      @DJminor92 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      you know it is

    • @the_other_child
      @the_other_child 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      confession: i actually was high when i made this comment and i don’t even remember watching this video not to mention what made me think it was such a wild ride

    • @samgunn12
      @samgunn12 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well played, sir and/or madam.

  • @rickyn3023
    @rickyn3023 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Man
    The brothers reference so many things, a lot of them that I’m aware of but have never experienced. Cheers, Frazier, I’m sure they’ve referenced some of the shit that U2 and Bono have pulled.
    I had NEVER even heard of “Sully” Sullenberger before this, was he some sort of cultural touchstone?

  • @BlaizeEternal
    @BlaizeEternal 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    years later that would recreate pigeons in the strike zone in one of the live shows

  • @stefanowohsdioghasdhisdg4806
    @stefanowohsdioghasdhisdg4806 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    OH MY GOD THIS IS THE START OF RHE WAR BETWEEN THE GROUND CHILDREN AND THR SKY PEOPLE

  • @troymann8892
    @troymann8892 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I think Randy could take out an ostrich if he hit it in the head, neck, or leg.

  • @cryssnail
    @cryssnail 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Randy Johnson won the World Series the same year he killed that bird.

  • @EpicBeard815
    @EpicBeard815 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    THE WAR IS FINALLY OVER!

  • @9786oof
    @9786oof 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    What good answers

  • @NovaCrusher-tk6bs
    @NovaCrusher-tk6bs ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I miss yahoos

  • @ironicoxide
    @ironicoxide 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    but what about birds vs humanity vs centaurs?

    • @PointsofData
      @PointsofData 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      NOW you're cooking with gas!

  • @originalpleb
    @originalpleb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Ah man, someone should tell them about the emu war

  • @RohimBadsha-i7u
    @RohimBadsha-i7u 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Hernandez Ruth Martin Anthony Brown William

  • @jonathanferraro1159
    @jonathanferraro1159 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Bird repellent

  • @minamur
    @minamur 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Baseballs have one seam

    • @mcmosfet2856
      @mcmosfet2856 ปีที่แล้ว

      Every part of my brain is screaming at me to not correct your apparent misunderstanding of what a 2-seam fastball is. Its just barely hanging on. Cheers.