Shorts Family w/ MBMBaM
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Can we all appreciate Griffins description of shorts as ''little pants without the sleeves on them''.
I sort of half-wish, unconsciously, in the back of my mind, sometimes, that this was an hour longer.
Once in an alternative timeline something resembling an inkling of related concept this video maybe goes in a slightly different directions given hypothetical functionally nearing infinity number of timelines this is some what a remote posibility. Nah, that can't be it. NOPE!
short* of
@@tommyottoking I don’t know if I should be proud or cut my ears off
the deaf can hold pride too
i know im randomly asking but does someone know a tool to log back into an Instagram account??
I somehow forgot the password. I appreciate any help you can offer me.
This qualifies as a short story in literally every sense of the word
"It was a micro-aggression."
"Nope."
"It was a micro-expression."
yknow i was totally baffled by this kid until i remembered that i didn't wear shorts for 5 years straight and got INCREDIBLY nervous the first time i put some on after that
I was a menace. One year NO Skirts. Next year ONLY skirts fuck you mom, next year pants only. Constant whiplash for my poor mother trying to dress me
I believe this Yahoo really is about shorts, and here's why: I went through the same thing as a kid. Yes, really. I stopped wearing shorts sometime in elementary school because I was self-conscious about having super hairy legs at a young age, and by the time I wanted to wear them again I felt like asking to buy them would be weird. I had been "no shorts kid" for so long that I felt like maybe my parents would make fun of me for wanting a pair? In retrospect it was bizarre but I do, in fact, understand this post.
Yeah I also understand this post from experience, this kid has anxiety and is overthinking the fuck out of this.
Bro same
Now I'm worried that this is my future, I don't wear shorts because I don't like people to see my legs. What would happen if I decided I wanted to start wearing them? Everybody already knows I'm weird about them. Probably not an issue since I'm a grown man, but it's there now
Justin's stutter at 9:28 and Griffin's ultra-aggressive "Oh this is gonna be so fucking funny!" killed me
Everyone in the comments thinking this is some trans thing. No, no, that would be too normal. This is absolutely about a lad with an affinity for shorts because this shit is too buck wild to be some euphemism.
100% and i hate it bc i get it lol. If it gets into your family's lore that you're somehow x type of person with x defining feature and now it's an inside joke you genuinely feel like you have to reveal that you've changed as a person. It's like telling your relatives to stop sending you legos for Christmas bc you're not into them anymore but like worse bc it's your parents and now it's like your identity. Ppl read "coming out story" out of this bc it is on the same scale of "needing to reveal something abt yourself"
@@rachelrachel9152 fr. ppl don't realize how hard it is to tell your relatives, in my case my parents, I don't like something anymore, or never liked it but tolerated. parents think they know their kids. they don't. it's such a hard and awkward thing to do. but I've grown to stop caring about their feelings. they still take time to actually adjust but it always best to tell them outright for the long term.
sometimes we see a family being trans and me mum remarks "we are not a trans family"
Some of these replies remind me that there are people in the world who haven't ever experienced real adversity and just I gotta make peace with that. Lol jeeeeesus christ
It took me far too long to realize it was ‘tear-away’ and not like tarraway or something, and I was seriously about to google tarraway shorts.
Man, if you see a dude and your first thought is 'God, I wish I could be inside those pants', maybe the answer isn't that you have a subconscious craving for shorts
I don't want to like this and break the 420 likes
@@coolfish420 there's 451 now, live your dreams, like the comment
Nah it's a rebelious shorts craving given they're not a shorts family
Exactly!
This person has more stress about telling his parents that they wanna wear shorts than I did about coming out to my parents
We re not a shorts family.
“im fucking rumpy-dumple stiltskin over here!” god griffin really says the most amazing things huh
Ive listened to this like 100 times over the last 4 years, and i really really think this is about shorts. It has to be
Justin's laugh could cure cancer.
Young Griffin McElroy = Angus McDonald, world's greatest detective
See, this actually makes Taako’s and Magnus’s reactions to Angus make SO much more sense 😂
@@WaitinInAmber LMAO you’re right. Positively radiating with older sibling energy
aajaoqhqisjfkejkfgkf i know nothing abt harry potter but i guess "hufflepuffs wear nothing but shorts and commemorative shirts from marathons their uncles didnt run" explains why i always get hufflepuff on quizes lol
This was the clip I showed my mother that got her into the show. Still mine and her favorite MBMBaM clip of all time.
Somehow I feel like this whole thing was just an elaborate euphemism for him trying to come out to his mom
I agree.
I totally thought that too. I wonder what happened to the kid.
Hiding clothing items is such a trans stereotype that I wonder if this was actually about skirts or dresses.
could be. or maybe he just has a weird-ass family that doesn't wear shorts
my money's on autism
Okay can I just say that this person writing this question sounds exactly like my fucking mental processes that i go through when making a decision, CONSTANTLY obsessing and generally acting insane about literally nothing important. It's just. Embarrassing.
"Doctors wouldn't prescribe this with their worse enemies pen." Calm down Plato
Someone else commented this but I genuinely sort of think this was some sort of analogy for coming out to a mother, or some other situation.
I hope not, because I want it to be shorts.
Of course the Shorting Hat has Garfield the Warlock's voice.
Would Jorts be the Slytherin of Hogshorts?
The days of spring
Will surely bring
The birds and bees cavorting
But since I am a gentleman
I’d much rather be jorting
This is INSANE. Like there have been some weird questions but I submit this as the weirdest. Hands down.
What human being's leg length doubled from eight to four cause that sounds like a terrifying existence to be growing at that rate.
This question sounds like when straights try to write repressed gay characters without being outright about it.
I'm so fucking glad u posted this
Replace "shorts" with "skirt". I think I know what's up.
Legit. This strikes me as a "my friend" situation (like where you need advice on something that's happening with "your friend" which definitely never happened to your friend and instead is happening with you).
Then why would he add the details about having used to wear shorts and seeing pictures of his brother wearing shorts?
choptop some guys will have worn a skirt. or he means sister
Maybe we're going about this wrong, and the asker is a trans boy? Then we don't have to play opposite day.
Legit what I was thinking this whole time
Who ever animates some of the bits... this one... it would be amazing.
I'm up to 4:52 rn and so far I feel like the shorts are a metaphor for homosexuality
I can see a shoe box of various shorts shamefully hidden under his bed.
this was my favorite episode of the podcast i love this bit so much
i feel like maybe this person is a trans boy and they made up the longest euphemism for coming out to their mom, as a trans person myself i WOULD make up something like this shorts story if i needed to to find an euphemism for coming out/being trans lmao
This is equally relatable as a euphemism for gender identity AND as a literal shorts issue
7:38
Pictured here: Brian David Gilbert is hired at Polygon
oh wow that hufflepuff fashion thing was on point that is all i wear
"flip thought" is just "zag on em"
I feel so bad for laughing at this kids attempt to come out but come on... "we're not a shorts family"
this is the greatest gay story of our generation
Forbidden small pants
I think he just needs to come out of the closet. Wearing shorts. In front of his mom. Like he just randomly walks out of the closet and his mom just:
OMG You came out of the closet WEARING SHORTS
Griffin's FLIIP THOUGGHTS
First time I’ve ever seen this channel and I’m already loving it
It's official: BDG is a slytherin
Did they miss out a Voldeshort joke? Ohmyherknees? Ron Beesknees? Neville Shortsbottom?
NEVILLE BELLBOTTOMS
I got sorted to hufflepuff and god if that shit isn't true about the shorts and 'old football shirts from the highschool my dad taught at'
I too am Hufflepuff, and just yesterday I was putting away several pairs of shorts and old theater shirts even though it's the middle of winter in Ohio
I love that all us gays in this comment section have agreed that this kid is going to have a hell of a time inevitably coming out to his parents
"Life is Shorts"
The only house is Griffinshorts
I had to pause when Travis said "Would jorts be the Slytherin of Hogshorts?" I wasn't even laughing at that point, it was sort of a deranged cry-wheeze while I gripped my sides and shook.
this is the first video ive ever seen from this channel and im laughing within 2 minutes
i have definitely got some jeans that i now wear as cropped jeans / shorts its low key great
i wish i didnt know exactly where this yahoo answers asker is coming from. but i do and GOD i cant stop fucking laughing
Explain please
the moment i heard “mind palace” i zoned out thinking of persona wow
when Justin first started to fuck up his joke I really buckled down with a cup of coffee because they’re always a ride
On one hand, I think this is DEFINITELY a metaphor and the kid is trying to come out, but is too scared to just openly say that
On the other hand, I REALLY want him to just actually be talking about shorts
House Hufflepuff: Shorts Required
I love the damning silence at 12:12
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FTFY
I'm 22 and haven't owned shorts since '09
funniest episode yet, see you in vol 2
i remember when i realized i liked shorts... :-)
Griffin: You guys are wearing pants right now, right? Like, you're not wearing shorts?
What Travis and/or Justin should have said: ...No, I am not wearing shorts.
Never in my life have I heard someone deflect and dance around a subject as much as this question asker. For the love of GOD please just say “I want to wear shorts sometimes”
he’s coming out to his family as a Jorts Guy
Ten shorts to Bike! Best line.
Honestly kids get riled up about the weirdest things and make weird assumptions about their parents all the time, especially neurodivergent kids, so this could in fact be about shorts and he just has Thee Weirdest Mum Ever, but the idea that someone can describe themselves as subconsciously jealous of other boys who wear shorts and dances around the issue like this does lend credence to the idea that this is not about shorts. And if he's calling his mom "mum" then it's very likely he's from TERF Island or a subsidiary, and I could fully understand being terrified to come out there, especially as a preteen.
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hey you're not wearing shorts!
Slytherin: Jorts
Hufflepuff: Cargo Shorts
Ravenclaw: Bermuda Shorts
Gryffindor: Gym Shorts
What about tear away???
@@WaitinInAmber muggles
Tbh I managed to get out of wearing shorts for P.E. and work track suit or jogging pants instead
Theres NO WAY this isnt a gay or trans metaphor
I really genuinely want to believe it’s crazy shorts.
THIS IS THE BEST THING I HEARD IN MY FUCKING LIFE
Is this why BDG got hired by Polygon?
Here I am, a Slytherin, a brilliant, evil fuck who enjoys wearing jorts.
People are talking about this bit like it's an allegory for coming out as gay or trans but it's like... What is gym class an allegory for? What is the bin full of discarded shorts? What did his mum mean when she said "we're not a shorts family"? I hate to be the "sometimes a pen is just a pen" guy, but this person is 100% talking about the little pants without the sleeves on them.
imo:
gym class is just gym class.
bin is likely gay/trans content - porn or just random search history things.
"we're not a shorts family" -> "we're not a gay family"
@@cassettetaped BUT WAIT when he saw a picture with his brother wearing shorts, WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN
@@EpicBeard815 maybe his brother was partaking in some lgbtq+ activities?
4:21 I'M NOT A CHICKEN, YOU'RE A TURKEY
I have to agree with the assessment that this is a literal yahoo. Because trans people wearing baggy clothes is a very accurate stereotype. We want to disguise what we can. I have had, basically, the opposite experience, my mom made me shave my legs as a kid/teen because her her parents didn’t let her shave her legs at those ages, so she tried to spare me the same embarrassment. But, I felt uncomfortable about having bare legs (because 💞boy💞) but my mom wanted me to wear shorts.
Mbmbam Hall of Fame
Dylan
Keep it up
"Nobody but the pastor who adopted you and raised you from birth and turned you into a killing machine" sounds like the wildest hypothetical, but I mean... it's technically the inciting plot of Confessions of a Justified Sinner.
The true answer for a boy too scared to wear shorts is to simply wait until he ascends to dad stage where shorts become the standard attire again.
I'm fuckin rumpy dumple stiltskin over here
What, is that family racist towards shorts or something?
Fancy long lad wear
Are these people dead? I absolutely love this
Im reading the comments and just the idea of "shorts as a metaphor" is making me start laughing again.
I don’t wear shorts because I shave my legs and I’m embarrassed about it
listen bud it's been two years but no need to embarrassed. kick anyone who has an issue with it in the face.
rumpy dumpy stiltskin......
I never wear shorts.
2:59 I had a fucking stroke
No one's gonna bring up "Rumpy-Dumpelstiltskin" huh?
I can't believe griffin is thicc
suhrts
Who disliked this?!
bekahme95
Probably a dirty shortaphobe
Voldeshort
Coming out as wearing shorts