Minecraft But I Literally Cannot Die

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  • @ShycoWar
    @ShycoWar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5877

    Local man berates family and friends for repeatedly saving his life

    • @noskalborg723
      @noskalborg723 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      "California man"
      😂

    • @SomethingSmellsMichy
      @SomethingSmellsMichy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@noskalborg723 he's not wrong.

    • @noskalborg723
      @noskalborg723 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@SomethingSmellsMichy yes, i'm just saying it's "california man" instead of "florida man"

    • @SomethingSmellsMichy
      @SomethingSmellsMichy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@noskalborg723 he said local man.

    • @1oftheben798
      @1oftheben798 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That’s depression for ya

  • @McMakistein
    @McMakistein 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10223

    That is some impressive dedication!
    I have been outsmarted once again haha

    • @panickal
      @panickal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +164

      Hello McMakistein

    • @xykiller6976
      @xykiller6976 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Dang

    • @samtherat6
      @samtherat6 3 ปีที่แล้ว +324

      Version 3.0 we’re all screwed and doomed to an eternal life.

    • @krystofkarda7395
      @krystofkarda7395 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      What about Sweet Berry Bush?

    • @CR-iz1od
      @CR-iz1od 3 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      make sure the accident. fall. water glitch stops the death

  • @o__o.6212
    @o__o.6212 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1770

    He removed entity cramming because that’s how his friends beat his pack initially

  • @fnafnode7770
    @fnafnode7770 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1786

    Imagine a totem of undying just appears when he dies.

    • @gigaboom_9618
      @gigaboom_9618 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Man has to die twice 💀

    • @gamingrealm794
      @gamingrealm794 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      he would be mad if that hapens

    • @Mikeological
      @Mikeological 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Lol invisible totem appears in his offhand at half a heart

    • @agentray
      @agentray 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Don't give him ideas

    • @randomtrigger4363
      @randomtrigger4363 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      he will still die from void with totem

  • @stealthgamer4620
    @stealthgamer4620 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    Ideas probably possible, but already covered:
    1. Lingering potions (he only tried splash pots)
    2. Shulkers (He only tried arrows and potions, Shulkers have different projectiles)
    3. /kill (I wonder if Makistein thought about that, probably did)
    4. Peaceful hostile mobs (Polar bears, Iron golems, Bees, Llamas, Wolves, Pandas, Goats, Dolphins, Piglins-this is what I could find)
    5. Eating the pufferfish instead or pufferfish spawn egg
    6. Elytra, flying into a wall
    7. Using rockets/fireworks
    8. Beds in the nether and end, or Respawn anchor in the overworld/end
    9. Using some commands and command blocks (Like give a neutral mob like a sharpness sword, or give stronger hunger effect)
    10. Magma blocks
    11. Player killing a player
    (Starting from 12, I just read the Death Messages on wiki)
    12. Cactuses
    13. Lightning
    14. Powder snow
    15. Berry bushes
    16. Thorns enchantment
    17. Trident
    18. Stalactite and stalagmite

    • @khajiitimanus7432
      @khajiitimanus7432 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Other ideas:
      Suffocation, void fall, or drowning with support from bedrock blocks.

    • @flibbet
      @flibbet 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      None of these would work; except for any suggestions to do with commands, but that's just silly, because making a counteract for that would be like trying to beat fire with your flamethrower. I've checked out the code for the datapack, so if you like I could tell you what each of the counteracts for these obvious suggestions are.

    • @stealthgamer4620
      @stealthgamer4620 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@flibbet wow that’s an old comment. i mean ye u could just look at the code but i mean that’s not fun because it was made for fun and explored to try things. Like the obvious void doesn’t work. Sparkles didn’t do anything special in this video so there’s so many ideas not showcased. He tried to kill himself with sand the entire time if i recall lol. I put “commands” because Makenstein could do something like “this command does not exist” “you thought it be that easy” or something in chat if you tried to use it. Stalactites may work because although like torches get placed under you there’s similar plug ins where you still take damage from them.

    • @flibbet
      @flibbet 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@stealthgamer4620 the datapack's in 1.16.5
      also i'm sorry if I came out rude :P

    • @stealthgamer4620
      @stealthgamer4620 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@flibbet no your good, my original comment is a year ago. i just said what thought. also sorry if my reply came off a little tempered. 🙇🏽‍♂️🙂

  • @Wallibear
    @Wallibear 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3631

    "John, you're not my papa." is the funniest line i have ever heard in my life

  • @mrmr_zoomie
    @mrmr_zoomie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1427

    “Population growth will continue to spiral out of control”
    All the villagers he murdered…

    • @YouregayDailyanime-bc7hp
      @YouregayDailyanime-bc7hp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I will not press the like button because it's already at the perfect number

    • @FroggyPrince
      @FroggyPrince 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@YouregayDailyanime-bc7hp now its not

    • @peytonjanes
      @peytonjanes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@FroggyPrince Now it's not.

    • @Oak_Eggar
      @Oak_Eggar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      520 likes
      Is this counted as perfect

  • @Pixelcraftian
    @Pixelcraftian 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2874

    Would never expect Sparklez to shout at his "grandma" for not letting him swim in the sand lmao

    • @Kairinkai
      @Kairinkai 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      wait... i remember u in another channel

    • @thereborne5219
      @thereborne5219 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Kairinkai ofcorse u do..

    • @unbleed1337
      @unbleed1337 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      e

    • @floshi5883
      @floshi5883 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hi checkmark

    • @goodfeelerman1475
      @goodfeelerman1475 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Kairinkai I'm pretty sure he exists in all universe's.

  • @samjplayseverything5392
    @samjplayseverything5392 3 ปีที่แล้ว +468

    When the creepers dont explode:
    Man, Revange would of been a lot easier…
    Im dead 😂

  • @GooseGeuse22
    @GooseGeuse22 3 ปีที่แล้ว +239

    This feels like watching the scenes in Deadpool 2 where he’s trying to kill himself

  • @fireice3040
    @fireice3040 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2337

    The entity cramming was tested by the creator’s friends so entity cramming was fixed before release

    • @Skwiggity
      @Skwiggity 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Yeah, I’m pretty sure you can either up the entity cramming number, or just turn it of

    • @The_WhitePencil
      @The_WhitePencil 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@Skwiggity but i mean, that kind of defeats the purpose

    • @jigglypop
      @jigglypop 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      wasnt really tested but challenged.
      mcmakistein challenged them to die from the datapack

    • @tinboiii9050
      @tinboiii9050 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jigglypop yeah there is a video

    • @animationandsongmaker7721
      @animationandsongmaker7721 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I just commented that

  • @matthewcline8580
    @matthewcline8580 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1575

    We need a full version of "John, John, John with the Pizza"
    thank you editor, whoever you are. your work makes these videos hilarious.

    • @cole2999
      @cole2999 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It had me dying it's so good

    • @timh9749
      @timh9749 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      when i heard this my first thought was get ely on the job lol

    • @matthewcline8580
      @matthewcline8580 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      17:46

    • @ellispipermusic
      @ellispipermusic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@timh9749 yes!!!

    • @crazyfaithy_08
      @crazyfaithy_08 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@matthewcline8580 thank you for this time stamp! I keep replaying it over and over 😂

  • @Geekanomicon
    @Geekanomicon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2477

    I swear, Sparklez has a lot of fun doing all of this.

    • @KeruToL
      @KeruToL 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      If he didn’t, he probably would be making videos anymore.

    • @noskalborg723
      @noskalborg723 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@KeruToL just a friendly fyi:
      you left out *n't* on wouldn't.
      just thought i'd tell ya.

    • @denizozturk1299
      @denizozturk1299 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      666 like totally sus

    • @Unpug
      @Unpug 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah he obviously did

    • @guythat779
      @guythat779 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's almost like he's playing around

  • @gurgashmire
    @gurgashmire 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    That zoom out at the end with the faint hype music as he’s trying to suffocate himself was too good.

  • @UndeadGaming888
    @UndeadGaming888 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    12:11 That frickin lottery machine sound killed me.

  • @meenabhagora2563
    @meenabhagora2563 3 ปีที่แล้ว +341

    Captainsparklez: I can't die
    People in creative: Look what they need to mimic a fraction of our power

    • @raffimolero64
      @raffimolero64 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      void

    • @lancetheking7524
      @lancetheking7524 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      the void: am I a joke to you?

    • @penninna
      @penninna 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@lancetheking7524 Not even the void works in bedrock edition

    • @helpmeplx1739
      @helpmeplx1739 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@penninna in bedrock(er) edition theres a BEDROCK FLOOR on the void which means if u throw an enderpearl down there ur stuck forever

    • @BluCashier
      @BluCashier 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Unalive*

  • @delta9247
    @delta9247 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1151

    *spawns creeper*
    Sparklez: creeper?
    Creeper: *explodes into green.. smoke.*
    Sparklez: aww man..

    • @canofbatteryacid7644
      @canofbatteryacid7644 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      CREEPER AWW MAN

    • @JoFerl
      @JoFerl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@canofbatteryacid7644 SO WE'RE BACK IN THE MINE

    • @ceiling6647
      @ceiling6647 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@JoFerl Tryna find some diamonds to night night night

    • @PHyN1151
      @PHyN1151 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Viva la vida animation belike:
      I used to rule the world

    • @delta9247
      @delta9247 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@PHyN1151 YES

  • @PopeMical
    @PopeMical 3 ปีที่แล้ว +413

    Jordan really just sat for 3 minuets waiting on the saturation to run out instead of trying to drink milk.

    • @yoshikagekira7343
      @yoshikagekira7343 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Bruh moment be like

    • @123j4j
      @123j4j 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He also waited for the lava to kill the llamas and villagers even when he could've /kill @e

    • @SFraxure
      @SFraxure 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@123j4j it kills everything in java

    • @rowan4684
      @rowan4684 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@SFraxure aye the base commad does, but you can specify the type of entity using extra arguments as well

  • @horizoncarnd2220
    @horizoncarnd2220 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Haven't watched any of this guy's videos in years and now this one is on my recommended. That's a nice blast from the past.

  • @keo05pkrkng
    @keo05pkrkng 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Thank you CaptSparkles. We, my son and I, watched this “can’t Unalive” video. You had him cracking up! Thanks you for the content it’s exciting. You definitely gotta little follower, as well as myself, from now on.

  • @lavender3609
    @lavender3609 3 ปีที่แล้ว +227

    10:56 The way the creepy/evil smile just spread across his face-

  • @lavender3609
    @lavender3609 3 ปีที่แล้ว +497

    All the mobs really said _"NOT FEELING UP TO IT RIGHT NOW, SORRY",_ huh?

    • @scarigamez
      @scarigamez 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      just pluggin along

    • @ellispipermusic
      @ellispipermusic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      is that... a napstablook reference? :)

    • @Salted_Pizza
      @Salted_Pizza 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ellispipermusic that's what I was thinking

    • @fusion2304
      @fusion2304 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      All the mobs had a pretty long day. I know it's hard to empathize with hostile creatures but you have to understand, they have a family...I think

    • @padriazozzriaorizifian8672
      @padriazozzriaorizifian8672 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "Happy Breaktime!"

  • @hansnixon5818
    @hansnixon5818 3 ปีที่แล้ว +858

    He could have just drunk milk and avoided waiting so long lol.

    • @retroforager
      @retroforager 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      *surprised pikachu face*

    • @utkarshkumar1106
      @utkarshkumar1106 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      or /kill command

    • @sunsetskye483
      @sunsetskye483 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      @@utkarshkumar1106 Well that’s boring

    • @Salami-Cat
      @Salami-Cat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@utkarshkumar1106 nah that was disabled

    • @itsreallypola1332
      @itsreallypola1332 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      drank^

  • @KatsudonNoodle
    @KatsudonNoodle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Entity cramming could actually kill you, but he fixed it after one of his friends managed to get killed by that

  • @spicyboi2498
    @spicyboi2498 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "impossible to unalive" immortality simpilified

  • @gamespotlive3673
    @gamespotlive3673 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    "Revenge would've been a lot easier" I'm crying right now lol

    • @jamesbryan287
      @jamesbryan287 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Was looking for this comment lol

  • @atsmolalien5992
    @atsmolalien5992 3 ปีที่แล้ว +753

    Why is no one talking about that smile when he filled the hole with lamas 😂

    • @lochie2804
      @lochie2804 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      And while also placing the lava

    • @dennisbogaarts
      @dennisbogaarts 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Loved that part

    • @mikemib
      @mikemib 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      He was secretly imagining that it was glow squids he was filling the hole with.

    • @jiwox2550
      @jiwox2550 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mikemib bruh

    • @The_Hunted
      @The_Hunted 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mikemib to burn the glowsquids with lava

  • @Echo-hg7gu
    @Echo-hg7gu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +520

    Respawn anchor kills you instantly, the data pack doesn’t stop it

    • @augustinecabello2185
      @augustinecabello2185 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      Yep it used to, issue is I think he updated the pack because when I downloaded it, you couldn't charge them. Not sure what version CaptainSparklez is using tho

    • @BluePandaLps
      @BluePandaLps 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @Gus Cichoski This might be a late reply but TNT disarms itself when close to you

    • @paxgallery6646
      @paxgallery6646 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Does it allow you to sleep in the nether though?

    • @BluePandaLps
      @BluePandaLps 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@paxgallery6646 nope, it switches the bed away from your current hotbar slot but if you do manage to put it down it just breaks instantly

    • @paxgallery6646
      @paxgallery6646 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@BluePandaLps what about the elytra? Does the slow falling effect that somehow?

  • @Cool_Beansiest
    @Cool_Beansiest 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    12:11 twas a genius edit, i will return in 2 years to rewatch

  • @A_VorteX
    @A_VorteX 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Incredible how in a normal world you do anything to not die, and when you cannot die you try to die

  • @shuunduus
    @shuunduus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +159

    When he died, I thought last second, totem of undying spawns in his hand

    • @napppann3486
      @napppann3486 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Dont give him more ideas.

    • @bgmarshall
      @bgmarshall 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think that in the spirit of the challenge there can't be any things that just stop everything no matter what, such as a repeating command block on /give @a totem_of_undying and having a way to clear the hotbar or having the saturation be permanent and other such things

  • @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un
    @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un 3 ปีที่แล้ว +314

    The canned laughter needs a good touch of the Seinfeld theme song

    • @wolfiejor7124
      @wolfiejor7124 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Agreed

    • @nwefe
      @nwefe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      hey I’m a big fan

    • @cuddlecakes7153
      @cuddlecakes7153 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No it doesn't, that would make it generic, like every other video on the internet

    • @blu3620
      @blu3620 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hey your a bad person >:(

    • @gogogadgetrectalpunch
      @gogogadgetrectalpunch 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That would be hilarious

  • @greenberrygk
    @greenberrygk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    “Oh, sand and gravel!”
    Flashbacks to the White Pumpkin in Minecraft Story Mode

    • @FoxSlyme
      @FoxSlyme 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wait, you're right 😂

    • @HUNTER-xi3fd
      @HUNTER-xi3fd 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

    • @ahmed4363
      @ahmed4363 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "I was doing a great speech and then boom"
      "im part of the floor now!"

    • @Toast-the-animating-cat
      @Toast-the-animating-cat 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was about to say this lol 🤣

  • @jpiercegames
    @jpiercegames 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    11:50 literally couldn't stop laughing from the collective sound from the llamas

  • @blackspark
    @blackspark 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Sparklez: Doesn’t say death or die
    Also Sparklez: makes a video about dying

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican 3 ปีที่แล้ว +521

    God: *You weren't supposed to do that*

    • @lochie2804
      @lochie2804 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Image if all you needed to do in this is to eat an apple, or a golden apple

  • @EaterOfGeese
    @EaterOfGeese 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    3:04 I was eating pasta. the joke itself was funny but not actual laughter funny. for some reason, the laughing soundtrack got me.

  • @cleveridiotpart1128
    @cleveridiotpart1128 3 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    I was thinking while he was in the end, couldn’t you also use elytras to die by kinetic energy since it isn’t technically falling?

    • @youthfulgreenbeast3851
      @youthfulgreenbeast3851 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Well there are a great many who die to that, so the creator probably patched that

    • @toastr1255
      @toastr1255 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Hhhhhhhhu what about fireworks and riptide tridents?

    • @nickbumblebee7747
      @nickbumblebee7747 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      If it has its own tag of dying "kinetic energy" he probably thought of it

    • @hanakoisbestgirl4752
      @hanakoisbestgirl4752 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I wonder how many people know that solely because of Vault Hunters season 2.

    • @tim47637
      @tim47637 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Or he could spam pearls and take pearl dmg

  • @lilpsyche6971
    @lilpsyche6971 ปีที่แล้ว

    The Home Depot tune was unexpected and greatly appreciated. Serotonin through the roof

  • @Salt_Enjoyer
    @Salt_Enjoyer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Milk: *exists*
    CaptainSparklez: nah imma wait for the saturation to end

  • @quanyemizzy7305
    @quanyemizzy7305 3 ปีที่แล้ว +483

    Plot twist: it doesn't matter you're not actually dead because you still respawn

    • @doomjunyu_
      @doomjunyu_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Hardcore mode

    • @PhilMinecraft
      @PhilMinecraft 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@doomjunyu_ bedrock edition👀

    • @Blackout_
      @Blackout_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      PhilMinecraft data pack

    • @PhilMinecraft
      @PhilMinecraft 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Blackout_ we've alternative..
      i think.. xD

    • @Blackout_
      @Blackout_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@PhilMinecraft resource packs and behaviour packs but this is a video about a datapack so bedrock edition is an invalid argument

  • @creedexa8792
    @creedexa8792 3 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    I am ashamed at myself for laughing at the "outside the blocks" joke

    • @peckychicken
      @peckychicken 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I didnt even notice that joke

  • @tsminecart
    @tsminecart 3 ปีที่แล้ว +274

    The skeleton trying to kill CaptainSparklez while he is doing the outro lol

    • @vtt03
      @vtt03 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It's just want to add some spark to captainsparklez XD

    • @Serpenfishil
      @Serpenfishil 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      "Oh maybe I'll get him this time, bow atta-"
      *Skeleton was shot by Skeleton*

  • @Stars-At-Night
    @Stars-At-Night 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Creeper explodes into green smoke
    "Man, Revenge woulda been way easier"
    I love the callbacks. I really do.

  • @US_SOLIDER
    @US_SOLIDER 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Look at me! Look at me! I am the cappyton now." This is what came to mind when he said look at me.

  • @infinityheart_tm9270
    @infinityheart_tm9270 3 ปีที่แล้ว +352

    I’m wondering how a curse of binding helmet could change things

    • @meowdynyall9284
      @meowdynyall9284 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      I think the datapack would overwrite the helmet.

    • @ashleycat4
      @ashleycat4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@meowdynyall9284 Niko pfp!

    • @garrettbates9124
      @garrettbates9124 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Hhhhhhhhu what if you needed two different helmets?

    • @corporatecapitalism
      @corporatecapitalism 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ashleycat4 POG

    • @BramLastname
      @BramLastname 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@garrettbates9124 the datapack combines the effects into a single helmet

  • @plasticbagman6610
    @plasticbagman6610 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    I feel bad for everyone out there named John. It must be heartbreaking finding out you are not the father

  • @nurfgal
    @nurfgal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    The joke in the description is fantastic. "It's because he made it in the living room."

  • @oi-cj1pz
    @oi-cj1pz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    at the beginning, where he replaced the word "died" with the word "unalived" i just broke

  • @daorientalgamer6610
    @daorientalgamer6610 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That invincible joke was God tier

  • @pixelated4068
    @pixelated4068 3 ปีที่แล้ว +341

    Imagine if at the end it just spawned a totem of undying.

    • @peckychicken
      @peckychicken 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      i was going to say rip but that would be wrong

    • @Heydec
      @Heydec 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ooof i would cry

    • @theveryaveragegamer9865
      @theveryaveragegamer9865 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Don't give the creator ideas.

    • @Jonathanoow
      @Jonathanoow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i was thinking of that

    • @emilv.3693
      @emilv.3693 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Don't give ideas

  • @MrDARKJAK
    @MrDARKJAK 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Ok, wasnt expecting the jackpot sound effect, hearing that and seeing villagers pour out got me XD

    • @ZonieMusic
      @ZonieMusic 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That was the funniest part for me

    • @internetuser736
      @internetuser736 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ZonieMusic what time?

    • @derekstryder2281
      @derekstryder2281 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@internetuser736 It's about 12:11.

  • @Anonymous-sh5nx
    @Anonymous-sh5nx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    Jardon: "I literally cannot unalive"
    Title: "I literally cannot die"

  • @Juicestain2
    @Juicestain2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i love the editing on this one

  • @ukalicious
    @ukalicious 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Fun fact: the more entities that plays sound can stop noise entirely, I know this from my turtle farm, chests and doors won't create noise

  • @javohirplays9909
    @javohirplays9909 3 ปีที่แล้ว +199

    This pack is perfect for my little brother.

  • @fabianholmgren9399
    @fabianholmgren9399 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    I expected a totem effect to be triggered when his health reached 0

    • @trickygamer555
      @trickygamer555 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Nah that's kinda cheating I think

  • @theunholysmirk
    @theunholysmirk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    I was kinda upset at the creator for just capping the hearts at 3.5 in case someone found a way, but then I remembered this competition is entirely one sided and the datapack isn't a minigame to try and die.

    • @arandomcommenter412
      @arandomcommenter412 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      What do you mean one sided?

    • @ethanstong1564
      @ethanstong1564 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      He does die in the video if you finish it. His health stops dropping because he gets hungry and the pack is giving him saturation. The 3.5 hearts is unrelated

    • @i_am_anxious02
      @i_am_anxious02 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I am curious if you actually finished the video

    • @fireice3040
      @fireice3040 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It is possible. The creator made an intended way to die.

    • @Skye_ranran
      @Skye_ranran 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      its not capped at 3.5 if you watch more you can see it'll cap whenever someone give you food

  • @Baneb1984
    @Baneb1984 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Since there’s two methods of protecting you from death through equipping you with a helmet. You could try making a platform right before the void and make a large and tall pool of lava. You can’t have the flight helmet and fire resistance helmet on at the same time.

  • @bachlamtung5131
    @bachlamtung5131 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    i verbally shouted, "milk!!" when i saw the saturation buff, but just waiting it out seems to work too lol

  • @Christopher_Wheeler
    @Christopher_Wheeler 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    You actually looked like you had fun in this one. That’s a nice change of pace.

  • @Gurglefluff_Mage
    @Gurglefluff_Mage 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    My favorite thing about the creator is they seem to put more effort into things than they really need to, like. You could just make it so you have permanent super regeneration, or set it so you always in have resistance but instead they tried to actually find away every possible way to die

  • @ruskazann2172
    @ruskazann2172 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    “You didn’t save my life you ruined my unalivement!” -Jardon probably

  • @gfilmsstudios8828
    @gfilmsstudios8828 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Man, revenge would have been a lot easier." Classic

  • @cyberfaunix6920
    @cyberfaunix6920 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I've never laughed so hard at someone trying to figure out entity cramming for over 8 minutes XD

  • @jaseanlathon4810
    @jaseanlathon4810 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    “I use to rule the world” it’s crazy how we will never experience our memories again😕

  • @justpodzol9681
    @justpodzol9681 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    If the population is growing out of control, Claire should stop bringing all those snacks to her brother.
    Because they heal him. They're stopping him from dying, so she needs to stop.

  • @intantarmizi6138
    @intantarmizi6138 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Wait a minute, wait a minute
    Enderman: *why are we still here just to suffer*

  • @dreem9473
    @dreem9473 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    11:50 he is enjoying this moment

  • @nkl7873
    @nkl7873 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    How you can die:
    Take armour stand
    Place it
    Enchant your armor with thorns
    Put your armor in armor stand
    Hit the armor stand

  • @CaptainphoenixofficialYT
    @CaptainphoenixofficialYT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    "In a world..."
    God I miss that intro.

  • @blockrock44
    @blockrock44 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    That was great, especially the editing. 😂 Thought things might have ended differently.

  • @superninja8866
    @superninja8866 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Hearing “in a world” again makes me so happy

  • @pepper4632
    @pepper4632 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    5:15 his face of genuine confusion and disappoint is sending me

  • @dctwaffle
    @dctwaffle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    14:06 when I enter a washroom in an airplane

  • @Silver-og9dm
    @Silver-og9dm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    "Revenge would've been a lot easier"
    LMAO

  • @lavender3609
    @lavender3609 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    2:17 That meme caught me completely off guard- X'D

    • @Peterc2005
      @Peterc2005 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Song name?

    • @ilikecurry2345
      @ilikecurry2345 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Peterc2005 That's the Moon level theme from Ducktales.

  • @Mr_Crumbles998
    @Mr_Crumbles998 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Thanos: Kills half of all life to solve resource problem
    CaptainSparklez: Kills himself
    Such a hero

  • @Jaydarren
    @Jaydarren 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    do all versions of sparklez go out in sand??? story mode all over again!

  • @EndSpawnShadow
    @EndSpawnShadow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    “Man, Revenge would’ve been so easier” 😂

  • @Datboss1011
    @Datboss1011 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    We finally found a game mode skeppy can use to beat the game.

  • @AlwaysBolttheBird
    @AlwaysBolttheBird 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I saw this on Reddit the other day. Someone asked what if you flew an elytra into a mountain or cactus real fast and he said there was a surprise was hooping to see it

  • @juliakiel5775
    @juliakiel5775 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Many years have passed and I still find CaptainSparklez to be one of the best youtubes i ever watched

  • @frostbite5607
    @frostbite5607 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I have an idea for other ways to oof:
    Respawn anchor in overworld,
    Falling drip stone,
    Ghast/fireball,
    /kill,
    PvP,
    Spider eye and then one tick of fire or suffocating,

  • @Dragoon561801
    @Dragoon561801 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    So, what would happen with hitting a villager equipped with a thorns X chestplate?

    • @QuietLMT
      @QuietLMT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Hhhhhhhhu /enchant is a command

  • @PeterNguyen06
    @PeterNguyen06 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    When a man who has no grill in his life yet he worries the world might be overpopulated if he lives on
    We just don't deserve him

  • @dewaunwarren1
    @dewaunwarren1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I'm surprised you didn't try sleeping in the nether

  • @coolskeleton9560
    @coolskeleton9560 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    20:17
    Jarry: Hey Jim, I think that dude over there is actually gonna kill himself
    Jim: Impossible, it is outright impossible to kill ourselves because of the co-
    Jarry: HE DID IT!
    Jim: WHAT?!?

  • @Robert82907
    @Robert82907 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love how he builds a big fancy red stone biuld for something so simple

  • @strange9922
    @strange9922 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    *This episode of man tried to unalive himself was filmed in front of a live studio audience*

  • @Pro-Crastinator
    @Pro-Crastinator 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    12:35, watching children die, hopefully they are orphans for the sake of technoblade-
    yep- i had to say it

  • @matthiascheah3519
    @matthiascheah3519 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Sometimes in life, we have to learn to be patient, or we just need some milk.

  • @gabrielquist6120
    @gabrielquist6120 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    CaptenSparkles needing to say "Unalive."
    * TH-cam standing over him with a demonization bat. * "Wach you step."

  • @audreysimmons8462
    @audreysimmons8462 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Ha! The “Revenge” song reference he made in the first few minutes 😂 I remember that music video

  • @jctrash
    @jctrash 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    The "In a world" intro brought me back :']

  • @keeganlafferty1395
    @keeganlafferty1395 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    should have gotten milk to remove the saturation effect

    • @9up436
      @9up436 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yoooo the plays!!

    • @9up436
      @9up436 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      2,000 IQ 🤯🤯

  • @endorb
    @endorb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    My first thought for things that might work was fireworks.

  • @dorymagbal2514
    @dorymagbal2514 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    when he says "i have a demonitization force field around me" i felt that

  • @moonlitfoxling8448
    @moonlitfoxling8448 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    At the very beginning, I was thinking you could make a wooden trap door under water, and close it so you don't resurface

  • @DeadlockDrago
    @DeadlockDrago 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    I wonder if elytra and rockets would've gotten you into the void.

    • @DeadlockDrago
      @DeadlockDrago 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Hhhhhhhhu Just the explosive ones? or ALL kinds?