FM Memes That Are Painfully True

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  • @mkwh2956
    @mkwh2956 ปีที่แล้ว +342

    Almost all of these memes come from the simple fact that there’s just no way to know that anything you did or didn’t do is the reason behind you winning 7-0 or losing 7-0 and I love it

  • @slainezero
    @slainezero ปีที่แล้ว +198

    Best thing is that the guy who played 2-2 against City didnt even had 2 shots on target
    City scored an own goal which makes it even more hilarious

    • @FunkyGhostHD
      @FunkyGhostHD ปีที่แล้ว +11

      More than you believe

    • @JDT-Loadsamoney
      @JDT-Loadsamoney ปีที่แล้ว +3

      So you’re saying that it’s possible to win without penalties without any shots on target? Sounds… rare.

    • @live-inlegend9797
      @live-inlegend9797 ปีที่แล้ว

      City managed a shit every minute and a half with only 53% possession. Strange fm only game 😂

    • @SebasManrox
      @SebasManrox 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Granada once defeated Real Madrid 1-0 once, with no shoots on target. (!)

  • @kevak1236
    @kevak1236 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    One of my best moments, signing a massively injury prone striker on a free, using him for a season where he played a blinder with only one 2 week gap for a sprained ankle. Selling him for £24 million to Man Utd at the end of the season and then he goes on to play less than 20% of their games over the next 3 seasons due to injury LOL. Yes, I did keep checking on him and LMAO each season.

    • @Timbone07
      @Timbone07 ปีที่แล้ว

      Haha cruel

  • @poqqsgaming5929
    @poqqsgaming5929 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    True story - 10 years ago played 8 seasons with a friend. Both reached the UCL final at the same time. I was 4 - 0 down at half time. Came back to win 6 - 5. He's never played FM again since.
    The repeated words, "I'm done, I'm done!" will forever be remembered 😂
    P.s. Vincent Aboubakar got 5 of my goals 😅

    • @meefdesu3597
      @meefdesu3597 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Long live Vincent Aboubakar

  • @shishsuke
    @shishsuke ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Zealand's face edited over Johnny Hungee's body is something I didn't know I needed until today 😂😂

  • @GIBBO4182
    @GIBBO4182 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    1:57 the old cliche “a game of 2 halves” has never been truer!! 😂

    • @cramyt
      @cramyt ปีที่แล้ว +11

      'they scored 7 so we can too lads'

    • @GIBBO4182
      @GIBBO4182 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@cramyt 😂😂

    • @99dndd
      @99dndd ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I can only assume that there was a 75mph wind blowing the lenght of the pitch.

  • @yaboykirby7789
    @yaboykirby7789 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "might be the only person that's entirely comfortable in their club choice for their save... every other person will spend the entire first season second guessing"
    Jokes on you I once moved to Vozdovac Belgrade and never second guessed myself until season 3. Sure I spent those first three seasons thinking I was managing a different club but hey things happen.

  • @danielanti5808
    @danielanti5808 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    A moment of silence for those who watched Zealand’s ungodly collapse today

  • @laurynasbudinas4585
    @laurynasbudinas4585 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    We need a new tutorial on scouting, since this year it was completely changed

  • @JHaman11
    @JHaman11 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Another banger😂 Love from South Africa💚

  • @vikkiroxx
    @vikkiroxx ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Of course I'm not guilty of this Z. My team wins Fair Play awards AND it has the highest number of fouls AGAINST. Yes. We are gentlemen.

    • @patrickwilliams6143
      @patrickwilliams6143 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      But do they get the job done on a wet tuesday evening at Stoke?

  • @Touchpadse
    @Touchpadse ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I heard the new USA head coach was called Reece Hind... no, my bad, he left

  • @Jackfm946
    @Jackfm946 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Fun fact, OB have once had a lead of 5-0 and lost 5-6 to Haderslev FK. So them losing 7-6 to Randers after leading 6-0, like they did in this video, can happen. Yeah, it's fun to be an OB fan...

  • @maxl.b.m.y.g.5918
    @maxl.b.m.y.g.5918 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    “Threw a water bottle at them”

  • @IndiBrony
    @IndiBrony หลายเดือนก่อน

    0:43 "Gram Sowness" 😐 Zealand on point with his pronunciation as always 😂

  • @Deacon4105
    @Deacon4105 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Best TH-cam content creator ever, you are truly the GOT 🐐🐐

  • @mattjames6349
    @mattjames6349 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I've seen the Jupiler pro league one before. the AI sometimes just goes....(insert your swear word!) lol

  • @bazimohamed7950
    @bazimohamed7950 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That mark goldbridge meme is killing me 😂😂😂 I almost fell out my bed

  • @mrbismarck
    @mrbismarck ปีที่แล้ว +1

    2:21 Being in that Jennifer Garner movie now only my second best achievement.

  • @lepoticha1
    @lepoticha1 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    6:53
    This happens when league transform into a smaller one at the end of the season where like the top 4 or 5 face eachother.
    What the player wants is basically "ends up in the last 4/5 and i will sign with u"
    Had the samething on FM24 with a swiss team

  • @gm2407
    @gm2407 ปีที่แล้ว

    @08:07 Zealand I don't think you would pay money.
    Zealand: More than you believe.

  • @bevloy7517
    @bevloy7517 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Actually Zealand, Wes Hooolahan is the Irish Messi!

  • @TDBTylerable
    @TDBTylerable ปีที่แล้ว

    *Leonardo DiCaprio points* 0:25 it me? wasn't expecting that this morning! xD

  • @magnush.jensen2036
    @magnush.jensen2036 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Honestly think Zealand is better looking completely bald

  • @ChrisHockman
    @ChrisHockman ปีที่แล้ว

    2 goals with one shot on target is class

  • @ChrisHockman
    @ChrisHockman ปีที่แล้ว

    I once wrote an article that a reputable sporting news just lifted and posted

  • @wesleysmith7431
    @wesleysmith7431 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Go Hokies!! Keep up the good work, Z!

  • @beratdogan337
    @beratdogan337 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    7:55 bro has 1 shot on goal and two goals lmao

    • @ilijastrainovic3141
      @ilijastrainovic3141 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah that the funniest thing when you realise that someone in MC scored owngoal😂

  • @ThabangLebogoTL
    @ThabangLebogoTL ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Hey Zealand can you sometimes do this video on the main FM subreddit

  • @sulayman819
    @sulayman819 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    One player score 4 disallowed goals and I lost 1nill

  • @SirMonkeySuit
    @SirMonkeySuit ปีที่แล้ว

    Zealand, we all want to see you with the Shearer. Zhearer? Maybe?

  • @bakedmomo5693
    @bakedmomo5693 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    so that last one had an own goal??? 🤣🤣🤣

  • @miketython8827
    @miketython8827 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    They had us in the 1st half, not gonna lie

  • @giannisterezakis4618
    @giannisterezakis4618 ปีที่แล้ว

    I actually did sim my UCL final against real Madrid. Had no hope for it. Wouldn't you know, 0-1 win with goal from the bench at 82'..... And the player had already agreed to move on a free that summer 😂

  • @cityofmagic4370
    @cityofmagic4370 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    4:21 we’ll there’s Bayern… 😂

  • @sean7885
    @sean7885 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love to see two goals on one shot on target

  • @joewood99
    @joewood99 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Never heard Souness pronounced like that before. I'd prefer to not be subject to it again

  • @endytu1788
    @endytu1788 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Graeme Souness pronunciation was atrocious but great video

  • @Derek-qu8qi
    @Derek-qu8qi ปีที่แล้ว +1

    0:44 turning into Graeme who? Sow Ness?

  • @Holt.G.Haus369
    @Holt.G.Haus369 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Love your videos! So I have a question! Can I have different colors for my different shortlists? So I can create a shortlist for players I have zero interest in and color them red? That would save me time in scouting and searching for players. I haven’t seen anything about this. Was wondering if you knew anything?

    • @arifb222
      @arifb222 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I used to play using a skin which offers a lot of color customizations including shortlisted players, but not for individual lists.

    • @Holt.G.Haus369
      @Holt.G.Haus369 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@arifb222 yeah I’m currently using the tato skin. And I’m the settings you can edit the color of the highlight for shortlisted players.

  • @youraverageguy7842
    @youraverageguy7842 ปีที่แล้ว

    7:33 why are all these youth players getting paid more a week than the entire national league’s yearly salary

  • @benltfc8462
    @benltfc8462 ปีที่แล้ว

    I just realised that Zealand looks like Allan Campbell

  • @yorkie6013
    @yorkie6013 ปีที่แล้ว

    its not a bald spot, its a personal solar panel.

  • @miikkavalimaki
    @miikkavalimaki ปีที่แล้ว

    Zealand has been sponsored by Mandcaped and his receding hairline...

  • @goalski134
    @goalski134 ปีที่แล้ว

    6-0 is the most dangerous lead 😂🤣😂

  • @SamButler22
    @SamButler22 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Can we tell people to PRESS F12 rather than take a photo of their screen? Can you make a song?

  • @josiahjones515
    @josiahjones515 ปีที่แล้ว

    I had a 3-0 lead in the Europa League semis against Napoli but lost on aggregate 4-3

  • @Gabriel-vr8cy
    @Gabriel-vr8cy ปีที่แล้ว +1

    ffs zealand, you have to use your influence to make the fm devs put ''berate ref'' as a shout option or something like that. i thought fm was supposed to be realistic man

  • @davidrichards613
    @davidrichards613 ปีที่แล้ว

    How many times does he have to be told its not Roach? Its Roche from the French for rock. Pronounced like posh or in the UK often with the O sounding like the O in ghost but still with the CH sounding like the SH sound.

  • @azmanmanan2601
    @azmanmanan2601 ปีที่แล้ว

    Chelsea hoarding wonderkids

  • @jbhoycelts1170
    @jbhoycelts1170 ปีที่แล้ว

    Nice Celtic kit

  • @soruche
    @soruche ปีที่แล้ว

    interesting pronunciation of Souness

  • @argyledart85
    @argyledart85 ปีที่แล้ว

    I think the only bad thing about this video is and im sure i heard this right, did you call him graeme sowness?!?!?

  • @ZeniLiam
    @ZeniLiam ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Z, if you want to watch Formula 1, don't watch Drive to Survive. It hasn't got the best of reputations within the community. Watch other F1 TH-cam videos to learn about F1 :D

  • @JennFaeAge
    @JennFaeAge ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I managed to win a game v Chelsea 1-0, even though I ended the game with 8 men

  • @StickySquid2727
    @StickySquid2727 ปีที่แล้ว

    Is the USA database coming to fm23?

  • @jacobogorman9055
    @jacobogorman9055 ปีที่แล้ว

    7:51 1 shot on target and 2 goals... how?

  • @MrRowntree27
    @MrRowntree27 ปีที่แล้ว

    2 minutes in and already 2 memes suggesting players with a high aggression stat foul more.
    IT'S A MYTH
    There's been a ton of youtube experiments debunking this. Never been on the subreddit but I hope someone is calling it out. Isn't Zealand supposed to be the 'serious' fm player who actually tries to understand how the game works and play it relatively optimally?

  • @strawberry_elyasis
    @strawberry_elyasis ปีที่แล้ว

    Are you Jesse from Breaking Bad ?

  • @ronniesmith2785
    @ronniesmith2785 ปีที่แล้ว

    That celtic top makes me not want to click on the videos anymore 😢

  • @geckaboy_4886
    @geckaboy_4886 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    How the heck can you qick sim

  • @dinvinciblenoob
    @dinvinciblenoob ปีที่แล้ว

    MOM I'M FAMOUS!

  • @ryansalters8273
    @ryansalters8273 ปีที่แล้ว

    I hate to be the Devils advocate but idk about this take. I'm pretty sure I've seen true crime TV shows/ videos with stuff like this. I don't think you have to be Evil to try and mimic the true crime shows you admire. If you wanna get mad that creeps can see it, get mad at the court system for providing it for free upon request...

  • @furkankose4773
    @furkankose4773 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I actually wish quick simming was a little bit more accurate or rather say not so different from the matches you play. Like when i play my team wins games that we shouldnt be winning but as soon as i start quick sim , they lost to last team in the league.

  • @MrPikutik
    @MrPikutik ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The comeback is real. My team u 14 was 1:5 down on half time, we won 6:5 in the last secoimd of the match

    • @jacquesbryan2811
      @jacquesbryan2811 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      💀💀💀 UEFA Champions League final 2005 all over again

  • @ethanprince356
    @ethanprince356 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The forehead is even bigger 😮

  • @dylanparker5553
    @dylanparker5553 ปีที่แล้ว

    You look like a referee not gunna lie

  • @iamrightoutsideyourwindowhello
    @iamrightoutsideyourwindowhello ปีที่แล้ว

    wtf why is this man's forehead so... long????

  • @KiNASuki
    @KiNASuki ปีที่แล้ว

    Zealand.. get in contact with Arsenal's Rob Holding. It do wonders I tell you!

  • @kofijack5257
    @kofijack5257 ปีที่แล้ว

    Wear a hat lad

  • @krismechlenborg6902
    @krismechlenborg6902 ปีที่แล้ว

    Can't get that manscaped bundle in EU :S

  • @benzobagz
    @benzobagz 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Love the content but all memes videos are the same

  • @benjamincook1495
    @benjamincook1495 ปีที่แล้ว

    second

  • @Derek-qu8qi
    @Derek-qu8qi ปีที่แล้ว

    2:32 that’s racist

  • @ababilashari9970
    @ababilashari9970 ปีที่แล้ว

    FIRST

  • @Starboykiki
    @Starboykiki ปีที่แล้ว

    First

  • @air1883
    @air1883 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love that Zealand has now learned which corner the video links pop up in now.
    Although I do miss the confusion 🥲 one meme that will now have to be shelved.

  • @haroldb6773
    @haroldb6773 ปีที่แล้ว

    Baldland