dan: finish chopping it finish chopping it finish chopping finish choppING finish choPPING finish cHOPPING finish CHOPPING FINISH CHOPPING PHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIL phil: i didn't know i had to finish chopping
According to the description, if I subscribed I would receive a bowl of soup. I subscribed and have NOT gotten this. Consider me OUTRAGED. If I do not get this soup soon, expect a strongly worded letter by post.
Me: *is relaxed* Dan: *starts screaming "FINISH CHOPPING" at phil* Me: *aslo starts screaming "FINISH CHOPPING" at the screen* Me: *is now not relaxed*
Dan - finish chopping, finish chopping, finish chopping finnishchoppingfinishchoppingfinnISHCHOPPINGFINISHCHOPPINGPHIL Me - *wheezing in a quiet room unable to breathe*
Phil's character carrying a giant tomato that's the size of his head while running round the counter with the little legs going really fast is my new aesthetic
*Dan* *"Finish chopping finish chopping finish ChoPPING FINISH CHOPPING FINISH CHOPPING! FINISH CHOPPING"* Phil "I didn't know I had to finish chopping"
imagine a cooking show called "soupisnotonfire" with dan just yelling at phil, telling him what to do and phil saying "yes chef" whilst setting the kitchen on fire
Dan: Okay, Phil, this time, were gonna be calm. Dan literally 5 minutes later: Finish chopping finish chopping finISH CHOPPING FINISH CHOPPING FINISH CHOPPING PHIL!!!!!!
SuggLesterHowellDolanMaynardLeeDeyes You do realize that if Dan and Phil notice you in the next gaming live they'll have to say your whole username out loud. I can't wait
That knife brings me war flashbacks. *remembers Dan and Phil's crafts* "Sometimes I look up at the stars and remember that they're all already dead" Nope nopity nope nope
IRL version of this during spooky week, can you imagine? Phil: "Pass me the whisk Dan!" Dan: *remembers every traumatising things he's seen that has to do with whisks* Phil: "....Dan? The whisk? " Dan: "...." *just plays spooky scary skeletons in the background*
Real life Dan: burns pasta because he didn't add water Gaming chef Dan: "who is Dan I'm Gordon Ramsey" Also gaming chef Dan: pass the onions Phill.. onions...onions..onions Timmy: I ordered tomato soup not onion Gordon Ramsey: Dan you idiot sandwich *puts bread over dans ears* Phil: *speeding around in random directions while burning soup*
when the world is ending in flames im gonna say "well this is lit" (also it lowkey is i live in bc canada and theres a shitton of forest fires rn lmao send help)
I'm guessing yes. Since they're only two people. You need more friends to have more knives. That's why you should have more friends so that you can get more knives
My bf is okay with me watching a lot of D&P game videos to relax - now imagine Dan's screams in surround sound on our around-the-house speaker sets. I got temporarily "D&P grounded" 😂
Dan and Phil trying to work together in a video game is literally my best friend and I trying to do anything: arguing, screeching, swearing, and still having fun.
Hey Dan and Phil! I just wanted to say that after the live show, a ton of us stuck around and we all created group chats with each other! Thank you for introducing me to new people!
dan: finish chopping it
finish chopping it
finish chopping
finish choppING
finish choPPING
finish cHOPPING
finish CHOPPING
FINISH CHOPPING
PHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIL
phil: i didn't know i had to finish chopping
i lost it at that part
Efi Panag I choked
i am half crying
Issa jhope
Best comment and best profile pic ~ Hobi ^^
I relate to the sad abandoned tomato that phil tossed on the floor
sprinkle some suga mood
Lol same
Honesty ya.......me to
Lol thats literally my life
sprinkle some suga same
Dan frantically yelling CHOP IT CHOP IT CHOP IT while Phil stares blankly is simultaneously my only two moods.
My brain when trying to get through exams
Lol those are the sides of my brain when one wants me to get up in the morning and the other doesn’t.
same. it's literally me during group projects
That's me, only they're both happening simultaneously inside my head, unendingly, at all times.
The collective brain cell working overtime between them😂
This episode sumed up:
Phil:" I want to help"
Dan: *screaming*
Lol yea for the most part
he protec
he attack
but most importantly
he needs to finISH CHOPPING FINISH CHOPPING FINISH CHOPPINGGG FINISH CHOPPPPPIIIINNNNGGGGG
Whats a Blurryface? yOUR usErNAme
YES CHEF
According to the description, if I subscribed I would receive a bowl of soup. I subscribed and have NOT gotten this. Consider me OUTRAGED. If I do not get this soup soon, expect a strongly worded letter by post.
Inyaa Ashok I already got my soup, that's why I am Unwashed :)
Inyaa Ashok disappointed, Janice
I feel shook
Omg lol 😂
Disappointed, Janice
he protec
he attac
but most importantly
he fiNISH CHOPPING
electriicwaffle lol
it doesn't even rhyme
YASSSS
This is the best comment on the internet.
Me: *is relaxed*
Dan: *starts screaming "FINISH CHOPPING" at phil*
Me: *aslo starts screaming "FINISH CHOPPING" at the screen*
Me: *is now not relaxed*
Tinks Taylor Manley *also
That’s me.
Phil: I didn’t know I had to chop the onions
But same bro, same
Same bro, same
Dan: CHOP
Phil: cHoP
Dan: PASS ME THE PLATE
Phil: pAsS mE tHe PlAtE
Dan: MOVE
PHIL: mOvE
ari
666 likes
mocking at its finest
he protecc
He attacc
but most importantly
He make the snacc
beautiful 👍😂
Dan: who names a dog Kevin
Me: who names a dog Colin
Christina T the dog came named that and would only listen to that.
I actually said this as well 😂
I was thinking that
maxmoefoe : am i joke to you
kevintheshibe : woof
Christina T I JUST COMMENTED THE EXACT SAME THING NOT EVEN JOKING
Dan: "we're gonna be calm in this one, okay?"
Dan 30 seconds later: **shrieks** *FINISH CHOPPING FINISH CHOPPING FINISH CHOPPING!*
Gabriel Tzukishiro he's not, but if he was you to would have something in common 😊 have a nice day sir
Gabriel Tzukishiro the fuck did you just say
Smol Bean OHHHHHH FUCK, NICE JOB BRINGING OUT THE COMEBACKS MATE
Liz Lewis lol thank you 😄
THE ONIONS! Grab the freaKING ONIONS
When Dan screamed "PHIIIL" i was waiting for Phil to say "you just broke the sound barrier again"
Myrrh Perez same tbh
I think he's learned his lesson.......
for now
Dan - finish chopping, finish chopping, finish chopping finnishchoppingfinishchoppingfinnISHCHOPPINGFINISHCHOPPINGPHIL
Me - *wheezing in a quiet room unable to breathe*
Fairlylocaltrash if this ain't me idk what is
Me watching every DnP vids
I read this right as he said it
He protecc
He attacc
But most importantly
He wants his tomato soup bacc
Phannie The Pooh LMAO
UH,
U MADE ME DROP MY CROISSANT😭😭😭
🍅🍅
deep inside the internet
where the antisocial humans flee
an enchanted guy is live on cam
it's dan in a pooh onesie
Maria C Art
Phil's character carrying a giant tomato that's the size of his head while running round the counter with the little legs going really fast is my new aesthetic
Alicia T i didn't know i needed it until i had it
Alicia T
K but same
Why are you excited for Halloween:
Most people- Leaves, pumpkins corn mazes
Me- Dan and Phil spooky week and them cooking Halloween treats...
Simon Titus and then there's fall
most people- leaves, pumpkins, thanksgiving
me-spooky week, halloween baking, pinof
Same
Simon Titus same
Simon Titus Yeeeees!
Simon Titus qa
"who names a dog kevin?" WHO NAMES A FISH SUSAN????
anniepannie412 who names a dog Colin @ dan
Who names a fish tony
Who names a fish Norman,,, smh
The thing is, my dad's name is Kevin and my mom's name is Susan
Misfit May is your name norman or tony?
*Dan* *"Finish chopping finish chopping finish ChoPPING FINISH CHOPPING FINISH CHOPPING! FINISH CHOPPING"* Phil "I didn't know I had to finish chopping"
ItsJustKage Maybe all these years living with Dan screaming by his side affected his hearing somehow
Thiago Mestres omg BEST TWO COMMENTS EVER
Dan is the new Gordon Ramsey - "pAsSSS THE ONOINSSS"
Lil SunshineShouyou
So true :,)
honestly I wanted the ad to appear just because they were so excited about it
Jessica Ramirez same lol
he protecc
he attacc
but most importantly
his chopping skill is wacc
"Don't mix your onions with your mushrooms."
Thank you, Phil, for this precious knowledge. Very educational of you.
obv10usly PROTIP
imagine a cooking show called "soupisnotonfire" with dan just yelling at phil, telling him what to do and phil saying "yes chef" whilst setting the kitchen on fire
Al Leze lol
But then Dan would be on fire and he's not supposed to be on fire
"Why aren't you moving?!"
"Stop just standing there!"
"You're saying 'yes chef,' but you're not doing it!"
Dan is actually Gordon Ramsey
And I love it
GorDAN Ramsey
its beautiful
he protecc
he attacc
but most importantly
his contact lens *nearly* flipped bacc
Zoe Stanney dead😂
Zoe Stanney 😂😂😂
They need to feature this comment in the next livestream XD
Dan: Okay, Phil, this time, were gonna be calm.
Dan literally 5 minutes later: Finish chopping finish chopping finISH CHOPPING FINISH CHOPPING FINISH CHOPPING PHIL!!!!!!
*"on the sink thing"*
_Nice dan. Nice_
Ilka yuppie
Sink thing. PrOffEssIOnALism
Phil: Is totally to blame
Phil: "I think we were both to blame"
You helped me and my friend carry meat!
You helped me and my friend Cary meet!
That is why we spell properly
Double Moustache english is not my first language, but i thought meat and meet had the same pronunciation. Was i wrong?
Thiago Mestres nope you're right. Meat and meet do have the same pronunciations. Though they have different meanings
I helped my uncle Jack off from the horse.
I helped my uncle, Jack, off from the horse.
That is why commas are important.
Double Moustache *this is why we use proper grammar
Junior Dinh off on the horse? That doesn't make sense
"Shut your mum" - Phil
Finally Phil has a comeback against Dan..... Waiting for your move Dan (^.^)
Check mate mate
my aesthetic is dan and phil failing at being calm
Dan's kinda quiet whiny voice "Phil I wanna click the thing" IM LIVING
iT WAS SO CUTE
MY FAVOURITE PART
Created By Cats WHAT TIME ??
WH AT TIME
28.55
DanAndPhilSOUPS
SuggLesterHowellDolanMaynardLeeDeyes S O U P A N D N E A T
YUS BITCH :p
Yassssss
SuggLesterHowellDolanMaynardLeeDeyes You do realize that if Dan and Phil notice you in the next gaming live they'll have to say your whole username out loud. I can't wait
Oh microphone should be a no. 1 chart single
It really bothered me that Dan had the blue character while wearing a red shirt and Phil had the red character while in the blue shirt
Kai I didn't even notice that before and now it bothers me too
Why did you have to point it out omg
@@lxnaria1321 it really isn't lol
theory: they did it on purpose to fuck with our heads
UUUGGHHHH WHYYYYYY
That knife brings me war flashbacks.
*remembers Dan and Phil's crafts*
"Sometimes I look up at the stars and remember that they're all already dead"
Nope nopity nope nope
Phannie The Pooh The stars were all dead to us and so was god
Ahhhhh the memories
I watched the death of a star last year while looking for shooting stars.
Phannie The Pooh this stream was the closest that Dan's come to a whisk.... it was traumatizing for everyone.
Whats that sound? Its the sound of the phandom noping
dan screaming as phil throws different vegetables around is honestly my current back to school mood
"Gimme mushroom"
"Yes chef"
*"Gimme mushroom"*
*"Y E S C H E F"*
I just love Dan screaming PLATE PLATE PLATE
the very first minute of this video is pure gold
The first 35 minutes of this video are pure gold
Jessica Ramirez the whole video is pure gold tbh
Maylee Mann yeah Those other 25 seconds were awful XD
They protecc
They attacc
Dan's random screams give me a heart attack
Missroseinthehouse you should have written attacc
its not fair bcs you rhymed attacc with attack itself xD
Yeah I messed up XD
Yeah I messed up I get it
DAMN MY SON DANNY BOY IS GROWING, INSTEAD OF FREAKING OUT ABOUT WHISKS HE JUST STABS IT WITHOUT EXPRESSION, MUCH BETTA.
sadist without jams YOUR USERNAME IS MY FAVORITE THING EVER
I THOUGHT THE SAME THING
I literally watched that as I read it
DAD IS GETTING OVER HIS FEARS IM SO PROUD
Phil: Dan and Phil's Salady Dream
Dan: Is that some fanfiction or smth
Me: Yep. Most probably.
I think the whisk in the thumbnail is a lot scarier than the knife tbh 😳😉
KelseyRose Manuel I sure agree
KelseyRose Manuel
True tbh
KelseyRose Manuel *nods in agreement
KelseyRose Manuel **gasp** AHHHHHH 😂
I think the emojis in your comment are far scarier
*Brb going to go legally change my name to Timmy*
yee
CrankThatBeebo yes please
CrankThatBeebo yee
Hi
CrankThatBeebo
Your username is me
And also
Me too
dan and phil should've replaced mel and sue tbh they can clearly both keep their cool in the kitchen and the bants would've been mad
maybe mel but not sue... no one can replace sue.
that would have been the best thing since sliceed bread
yasss
soft boye daniel yessss.
or maybe just join and not replace. Their bants with Sue would be hilarious
But my names Mel Dan Phil I love u don't replace me
When the soup set on fire, I was reminded of when Dan said he set fire to pasta and I started laughing hysterically
Confused Phil and screaming Dan are both my aesthetics
PhandomMember23 triggered Dan is my favourite
dan and phil videos are my aesthetic
IRL version of this during spooky week, can you imagine?
Phil: "Pass me the whisk Dan!"
Dan: *remembers every traumatising things he's seen that has to do with whisks*
Phil: "....Dan? The whisk? "
Dan: "...." *just plays spooky scary skeletons in the background*
phil: I thought you chopped it all
dan, two seconds earlier: FINISH CHOPPING! FINISH CHOPPING!
"Finishing chopping, finishing chopping, FINISH CHOPPINGGG, PHIL!" 😭😂
-finish chopping
-fiINISH CHOPPING!
-FINISH CHOPPING!!
-FINISH CHOPPING!!!!!!
-i forgot how to finish chopping
Real life Dan: burns pasta because he didn't add water
Gaming chef Dan: "who is Dan I'm Gordon Ramsey"
Also gaming chef Dan: pass the onions Phill.. onions...onions..onions
Timmy: I ordered tomato soup not onion
Gordon Ramsey: Dan you idiot sandwich *puts bread over dans ears*
Phil: *speeding around in random directions while burning soup*
Nicole Kazinec this needs to be animated
This vid in a nutshell
*i m m o l a t e t e h s u u p*
What is this comment I love it
Dans knife and phils whisk intertwining completed me.
Will Jackson lol same
There's gonna be a fanfic about this just watch
Shh don't give people ideas XD
Will Jackson UASSSSDHRCKD YASSS
Dan's *PHIIIIIIIILL* gets me every freaking time
DAMN. Not that I wasn't impressed but I really thought they were doing an actual *LIVE BAKING* 😂 😂
Imma Smiler same
Imma Smiler same😂
when the world is ending in flames im gonna say "well this is lit" (also it lowkey is i live in bc canada and theres a shitton of forest fires rn lmao send help)
Rawr XD same here in Seattle lol
bc squad i love being on fire
Rawr XD your profile pic is perfect for this comment
Rawr XD I'm from Oregon and I feel you
Rawr XD bro same canada is in flames. A visual representation of the political climate down south
plate plate plate plate PlatE PLate PLAtE PLATe PLATE PLATE
Logan Paul comes in and smashed all da plates
plate ;-;
samantha Wilson xD
Wait, wait hold up. Is that the knife from the potato stars video??
I'm low key expecting satan to walk in
JK OPPA BTS he's just out of frame.
I'm guessing yes. Since they're only two people. You need more friends to have more knives. That's why you should have more friends so that you can get more knives
HO-LY SHITTTT I COMPLETELY FORGOY ABOUT DAN AND PHIL CRAFTS
Omg the potato print knife
Zøe Hamner omg
~S O F T A N D N E A T~
*screams in spanish*
Céfiro Evans *joins in with unholy screeching*
Céfiro Evans *screams in French*
Céfiro Evans *wails in French*
*screeches in dutch*
*screams in English*
He protecc
He attacc
But most importantly
He pass plates bacc
Beautiful
DAN'S FLANNEL/REGULAR PRINTED T SHIRT IS GOALS
That "soupisnotonfire" joke was too SPOON. HAHAHHAAH. I'll let myself out..
Dan broke the sound barrier again
phanouk WE'VE BEEN OVER THIS
THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU GO FAST
YOU IDIOT(jk,I'm just finishing the quote)
phanouk that's what happens when you go fast you idiot-dan
My bf is okay with me watching a lot of D&P game videos to relax - now imagine Dan's screams in surround sound on our around-the-house speaker sets. I got temporarily "D&P grounded" 😂
"Put it in the freaking pan man"
Nice rhyming skills 👌🏽
he protec
he attac
but most importantly
he forest fan fic
T-E-R-R-I-F-I-E-D
TylerNess I hate you man
TylerNess
he protecc
He attacc
But most importantly
He snort cracc
Gangsters don't cry, therefore..............I am not a gangster.
WHY MUST YOU DO THIS I WAS HAVING A GOOD DAY
he protec, he attac,
but most importantly,
he make me snac
My memes are ironic
My depression is chronic
Throw my arms back
I'm faster than sonic
Amen
We need this in the new drake song
Lolll jacksfilms
Lucyisawkward jackfilms
Lucyisawkward uH
Dan: Let's stay calm for this level
Dan: FINISH CHOPPING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Dan waves knife around*
*Phil takes knife away*
Thank you, Phil, being responsible and...
"I'm going to put it on the floor."
No, Phil!
Lmao me and my best friend
This is the quality content I subscribed for. 😂
Dan may not be on fire but that soup sure was
Natsuki Devons Phil may be amazing but this pun is even more amazing
Dan: now a word from are sponsers
*A literal ad about another youtuber plays just then*
Im dieing its so perfect that this happened to me
"Phily liquid" - Phil Lester 2017
Dan and Phil trying to work together in a video game is literally my best friend and I trying to do anything: arguing, screeching, swearing, and still having fun.
I never knew a video could be so chill, stressful and funny at the same time
I aged five years while watching this
Bless you for me making laugh so much 😂
Two long beans roasting each other
wow the new season of MasterChef looks great
starcrossing lmao
Is anyone else already starting to get hyped up for spooky week in October?
Lauren Nieder Spookyweek and Gamingmas are the best things ever
YASSSSSSSS
I'VE BEEN SO READY
FOR THAT
AND FOR HALLOWEEN
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YESSSSS
HELL Y E S
I love how Dan and Phil were driving at the same time and they were just crashing into everything possible 😂😂
Danisnotrelaxed and chillinphil
amazingchill
You all win
You just win
To all of you:
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
I was never more mad at Phil. Ever.
How could you be mad at him tho
was gonna watch this to relax a bit after studying. realized very quickly that this was not a relaxing game
ARMY OVER HERE!!!!!!!! good to see some fellow army on my fav youtubers
honey boy yoongi *Y O O N G I* 💖
OHMYGOD ARMYY
honey boy yoongi same the beginning of this video gave me so much anxiety 😂
Army~!!!
Roses are red
Dan likes memes
Welcome my friends
To 'Dan and Phil's SALADY DREAMS'
DuhItsDallas 04 why doesnt this have more likes this is the most beautiful poem ive ever read?!
DuhItsDallas 04 that was beautiful
DuhItsDallas 04 this is art
DuhItsDallas 04 i love that😂😂
*dan moving the pixel gamers on and off the screen* ONION ONIOFF
Katya Lopez WHY DOES THIS ONLY HAVE 5 LIKES I LOVE IT I HOPE THIS ONE GETS PICKED
Suus loves bands thanks! I tweeted them so hopefully they see it 😊😊😊
Katya Lopez hope so!!
Only dan and phil can flirt with kitchen appliances
he protecc
he attacc
but most importantly
*PASS THE ONION*
Dan's dimple gets more attention than me. 😂
Priyatato his dimple gets more attention then he does tbh
and his butt.
Priyatato same. Same
Priyatato Derek should be friends with my dimple ... My dimple's name is sad sally
Panic! At the Hamilton Potter Fallout Phandom
Your nickname. I Hate my life a little less now
phil: you can subscribe by pressing the subscribe button. Dan, you say something, you're making me do all of it.
*silence*
Dan: PASS THE ONIONS!
"I didn't know I had to finish chopping!!"
-Phil Lester while dan is screaming "FINISH CHOPPING!!!!"
they protecc
they attacc
but most importantly
they succ
I know I can always count on Dan if I ever want to go deaf. Thank you father.
Do more of this!
First comment
On this comment
SomeRandomDemigod YOUR NAME AND PICTURE AAAAAAH
*Dan: I though he said "well this is lit"*
Well... *it is dan, all the fucking city is lit on fire*
And dan is not... on fire
I could be doing homework but, tbh, watching two British guys shout "ONIONS" or "PLATES" repeatedly at each other was a much better use of my time.
AJ Gooding couldn't agree more.
AJ Gooding
I can't believe Phil would bring that whisk near Dan
Hey Dan and Phil! I just wanted to say that after the live show, a ton of us stuck around and we all created group chats with each other! Thank you for introducing me to new people!
I love how calm Phil is whilst Dan is SCREAMING about choppin onioNS