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i love how no matter how much of a train wreck whatever Ethan’s saying is, he still goes through with it and finishes
Hes a real inspiration(sorry if l spell that wrong)
Ace The Funtime
you spelled inspiration right, but you spelled wrong wrong
@@ray2887 wow I'm so good at English XD
it’s the ADHD
Except the egg drop
"Friends Friends Friends"
"Mad Mike"
"The Disclaimer Song"
All best sellers by Ethan Crank
Darthscace 2006 Put that shit on Spotify!
@@ardenlyn0817 we need a whole album by the time unus annus is over
You mean heapass my friend
You mean ether
Don't forget "I Killed My Dog"
Ethan’s genuine fear when Mark talked back to Amy kills me 😂
You can tell he never once talked back to his parents XD
Having ADHD, I can sense when Ethan has no goddamn clue where his sentence is going because it happens to me as well
This whole video is just showing Ethan's ADHD. "I didn't realize the bag was opened even though I opened it." "I've never thought about any decision I've ever made."
Ayup 🤣
He might be the only person who’s adhd is more powerful then mine
Yupppp, i have his amount of ADHD in my entire family ;-;
Ethan’s the reason I can identify when I’m being ADHD so well lmao
Oh he has adhd?
Must be why I relate to him so damn much
I admire Ethan’s ability to start a sentence without having any idea where it’s going but it still working out in the end
That is how I function 75% of the time.
That's how I work 95% percent of the time
Wait you guys can plan more than a second into the future? Crazy.
As a fellow ADHD riddled mind, it's admirable to us as well when we can actually get there in the end.
@@ThatDudeWithBoobs Same
Tyler: *The big older mature Brother*
Mark: *The middle half mature, hard joking Brother*
Ethan: *The youngest brother: immature and gets all the attention*
is it bad i want to get railed by the big older mature Brother
Yes but hear me out. Tyler being the ignored middle child and mark being the instigating older brother lol. Ethan is always the youngest lol.
Literally 😂
As much as I loved unus annus, there’s something about Tyler that just makes everything great. He’s so funny and I feel like he doesn’t get enough credit. Anyways love you Tyler
Tyler is there to balance out the sheer chaos that mark and ethan are. without tyler...there's a reason I didn't watch unus annus
@@naan000 same tbh. love my bois but there's a 'straight man' in a comedy routine for a reason lol
I luv his laugh
@@naan000yeah, i prefer the compilations
Ethan: "Were you sad as a child????".
Mark: "We couldn't afford feelings".
B r u h =^=
**Mark almost dies**
"I grew up poor, we couldn't afford life"
@@jenniflower6569 there's a harsh reality in that joke, if you think about it
i was the 1000th like
Genevieve Fricklas heyyyy.
"you guys are all dyeing, just so you know. you're doing good."
"we're dying?"
*"oh, good. finally."*
and thus, unus annus was born
(timestamp: around 5:39 - 5:43)
I litteraly made a meme about that
Nostera who cares
@@AaronSpider88 Other people than you obviously
Она взяла детей shut up nobody cares if you don’t care
@@Bakiraka__ True
"Sex is great but you ever had a pie?"
And
"If you don't have a filling in your pie you don't have a pie-pffuckhole"
Are my favorite Ethan lines ever.
I always love how at 8:47 Ethan and Tyler say that in sync like cult members 😂😂😂
“I’ve never thought about any decisions I’ve ever made”
Everyone with ADHD ever
honestly that is trueee
it's so hard to think about what you're doin
Relatable
true
Marvel and Sherlock Freak in class at the end of school around my final class until study hall I’m like a drug addict cause I’m just coming off my morning pills
Agreed
mark: YOU CLOSE??
everyone grieving unus annus: all i’ve ever known is pain
Ack ikf I was like too soon
Amy: “STOP”
Mark: “YOU CLOSE?”
Unus Annus grievers: “Close to crying”
@@artificialbreadsticks على
R.i.p
"You wanna smoke some grass, you call Heapass"
I guess that quote is obsolete since Mark released his Drug Dealer simulator game!
I'm so glad we have Ethan and Sean as TH-camrs, it's comforting to see other people with such intense ADHD.
i have adhd too!
“Why Are You Over Minding Your Business Bitch?” -Ethan
To this day, it’s still my favorite quote 😂
Jacky Nightcrawler: same tho
Same
*slams table* CAN WE GET! 1 MILLION LIKES?!
*Destroys gingerbread house*
What about “whose ready to CREME”
I love “Don’t you dare talk to Heapass like that”
Ethan when he's cussing sounds like a fourteen year old, cussing in front of his parents for the first time and they kind of let it slide.
He’s not? 😂
Claire Clark What?
:3 OwO a fourteen year old cussing in front of his parents for the first time.
@@SatoriBunniii
Claire meant is he not 14? Well he looks like
Gotta agree. He really does sound like that.
ethan's tendency towards violence against inanimate objects that gets him into Situations always makes me laugh
Ethan is the embodiment of all four horsemen of the apocalypse
Only people with with 99 IQ can watch this
Mark: "I'm here with Ether"
ive been calling him heepass ever since ive watched this vid!!
I only call him Ether or heeapass
Im lovin it
only -99 IQ can pass the idiot test
Terri Weiser eef
I only have about 47 IQ, do I still count?
“So glad I paid for all your improv lessons”
“ *youre welcome* “
😂LOL
I was wondering why ethan said that 😂
Thank you, and YOU'RE WELCOME!!
So much for saying “IM POOR” MAAAAAARRRRRKK!!!!
That's pretty good improv all things considered
0:18 i love how they are in sync when they slump over in defeat
this has got to be my favorite video to come back to for a laugh on any day
No one:
Markiplier: I grew up so poor we couldn’t afford air.
Wait thats illigal
Sharkdiver345 Stop
665 likes
Sharkdiver345 I’m sorry but the only thing is able to help you improving yourself and not asking for subs , for example: If you had the same amount of subs as Pewdiepie and T-series combined but had the quality of the new Sonic movie, you wouldn’t be a good TH-camr.
I’ll help you out but this in mind.
@@LesliePetersFilm give it time and it will grow and also expand your content
Mark: This is Tyler- Who are you?"
Ethan: 𝓗𝓮𝓮𝓹𝓪𝓼𝓼
Mark: *H e a p a s s ?*
i think you misspelled *ether*
@@hzzk_ excuse me but i think you mispelled *dingus*
@@hzzk_ No that's "I'm here joined by ether-"
I think you misspelled *EEF*
i love how anytime ethan is in marks videos he's just having one long ADHD attack
I love this pattern
Ethan: jokes or does anything at all
Mark and Tyler: either crack up or are concerned
2019: Heapass
2020: Eef
Let's see what 2021 has in store for us
HeepEef
Eefass
Crankgrumplz again
@@ranibowsprimkle1905 *Eefass-* xD
@@ranibowsprimkle1905 that’s just his cake
Mark: when I was a child, I couldn’t afford eggs
Heapass and “Tythan”: *synced annoyance and disappointment*
Beautiful
thats not even the point of the clip and it the most funny
Umm... "Tythan" is Ethan and Tyler's ship name. That is why they were horrified when Mark called them that.
Wingus and dingus
@AMBER MORRIS unas
This is still my comfort video and it literally lived in my head rent free ever since I watched it for the first time
that PAAS clip lives rent free in my mind,, the way eef doesnt finish the acronym,,, incredible
“This is Tyler, who are you?”
_“heapass”_
“HEAPASS????”
Sotsu 😂😂he said that as i read it, that was weird
Trust in heapass
heapass-ed the test
Use your inside voice.
He hea’d his last pass.
Mark in every video: I wAs PoOr As A cHiLd
Mark in one video: I aM a MaN wHo OwNs 5 OvEns
I remember that lol
THATS IS CALLED PROGRESS!!!!!
Aoibhinn Kennedy he was like “yes I’m finally like the rich ppl”
Character development
THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING TOO XDDD
Mark, Tyler, and Ethan are my last 3 braincells trying to make it out alive
Ethan: Do you want me to put yours on, master?
Mark: *exhales dust*
ethans friend song walked so that dance of italy and disclaimer song could run
Ayyyyyy unas annus
This is the best comment I’ve ever seen
and so that digging a friend a grave could fucking *sprint*
actually its ethter as stated at the beginning of this video
@@Spicylemon-qh3iv actually it’s hepass
Can we all agree that "Markiplier Makes" is the prequel to Unus Annus and that this video showed that Mark and Eef were destined to make Unus Annus together?
Yes
@XxcloudthecatxX tyler dipped
Well Unus Annus would be the sequel because these vids came out before
Yes
Rip Tyler I guess. He died before the year even started
5:18
Mark: I’m glad I paid for your improv
Eef: yOuRe wELcOmE
0:15
Mark: “When I was younger-“
Eef and Tyler: *synchronized table slap in disappointment / potentially annoyance*
(I still cannot get over how funny this is 😭😂)
Mark: gets sassy and snarky with amy.
Also mark immediately after: I'm sorry, I'm so sorry
ethan looks up like oh no what is he doing
True canadian fashion (i know he isn't but still)
Who
That's because he knows that arguing with a woman is a bad idea.
@@nikkolecollins1361 she's a dom
Now that Unus Annus is dead, everytime someone asks what it was, we have to say that it was an ancient cult and only true beliver in the Gongoozler and Hee Ho were allowed to bow down to our masochist and comedian angel.
This is poetry
Beautiful.
Memento Mori.
We gather here today to celebrate the life of what once was, and praise our lords; the Gongoozler, and the great Hee Hoo.
Come around cultsmen and women. Sing with us the ancient chant imbued with the blessing of fallen gods that is know simply as Unus Annus.
Let the angel duo touch your soul and vocalize your deepest pain, relief, sadness, confusion, with a slight bit of anger, and finally appreciation for that which happened
Unus Annus
Unus Annus!
Unus Annus!!
Farewell people of [DELETED CHANNEL]
Memento Mori
Unus, Annus
Yes
Have we forgotten the Melon Man?
5:50 I love how Mark and Tyler start slap fighting and Ethan's just sitting there still slapping himself
I have watched this video at least a dozen times and it never stops being funny; easily the best compilation I've ever seen. The Markiplier Makes series with Ethan and Tyler needs to come back ASAP!
“My name is mark and here joined by-“
*”ETHER”*
*ship*
XD I Thought he was gonna say Easter Bunny
@@galaxies2914 LOL
How much MP does he restore?
The "Friends" song that Ethan sang predicted Unus Annus
That song is one of the main reasons I watch this video. It cracks me up so much and has such Unus Annus energy I miss having every day
Yep
“Take a massive look at my massive peen OH”
Y e s
Ok
Mark: Make pie, not love.
Ethan: Yeah, sex is great, but you ever had a pie?
My favorite part of this whole video.
Ethan's "why are you over minding your business bitch" fucking kills every tine
Annus never shows unus love on camera.... he just makes a whole compilation for him to show everyone in secrecy
When that channel ends people are gonna be really confused on who they are!
Markiplier and Ethan
Josh Burton WHOOOSH
@@joshburton42 i see you do not know whats coming my freind the clock is always ticking theres only 67 days left tick tock tick tock momento mori
@@EthanAHH I know I'm wondering what will happened😕 Tick tock tick tock⌚
I legitimately forgot that “yOU cLoSE?!” originated from this and not Unus Annus.
oh wow
time stamp?
@@kateyb9362 6:52
Memento Mori
What's that? Never heard of it at all
I love when Mark starts mentioning how poor he was as a kid Tyler and Ethan just groan in almost perfect unison
literally anybody: alright, so we're doing-
mark: *I grew up as a peasent... Sitting in the dirt, making friends with the worms as my mother and father worked tirelessly to keep me happy... We couldn't afford the things that the other families had... Most days, all we had was each other...*
"I forgot the bag was open even though I opened it."
ADHD in a nutshell
yep 100%
As an ADHD infected human, I can confirm.
Same here
Yes I’m going to pay attention in class today, this is the day....... how have I never noticed the ceiling is so cool?!?! I’m gonna count the dots.
i have it and literally feel that he might have it
Ethan is actually a comedic genius.
Don't you mean Unus?
@@lezley8465 Unus will be gone soon. It’s best if you don’t mention it too much
@@Plasma476 yeah, even bringing him up makes me sad
AYOU MEAN H E A P A S S
@@ljharnish oh my bad man ill correct it for them, h e a p a s s
Mark and Ethan have the combined brainpower of 90% of a normal person
"You wanna smoke some grass you call heap ass" Ethan's brain slowly churning "You wanna eat some ass you call heap ass" There are so many good quotes that no-one would get unless they watched this and man have I watched this like 30 times lol
Us:
Ethan:
Tyler:
Mark: i WaS pOOr aS a ChIlD!¡!
got heart? so lucky
OMG it's been so long since I saw Mark heart a comment!
Well I'm dead 💀
@@PinkBerryMoose hi dead I'm mum
@@gay_salmon6655 Close the door while leaving.
I love how Mark respects Amy so much and even apologizes for mocking her in a joking manner. Wholesome couple goals right there.
@ANNABELL CANNON nO-
@Vivian Marks eri is best child. Also love your profile pic too
It's Basic human empathy when you're in a relationship-
I exist
@@LJXrot which is why I love it. From experiences and just the way the world works, it's kinda hard to find that so I get genuinely happy when I see good healthy couples like mark and Amy.
the clip at 4:22 is one of my favourite things of all time to this day
I love the relationship Mark and Ethan have as friends especially since Ethan was a fan of Mark and their friendship started because of a backflip. Also I think its really wholesome how Mark looks after Ethan like he can see he's struggling with stuff and is genuinely concerned for his well being.
"You're all dyeing"
"We're dying?"-Mark
"Oh good finally"-Ethan
lol best ev
Abigail Clark gimme timestamp
Did you mean Ether*?
That’s my literal mood 24/7 lately
@@mikesmith7620 I only kno Heapass
0:19
Mark: “When I was a child,”
Tyler and Ethan: *synchronized annoyance*
Yes
One more like then you'll have 666 likes
Grandpa Mark 😂
MY FATHER-
“We were so poor, we didn’t even know what poor meant.”
"Make pie, not love."
**Every asexual liked that**
0:18 ethan & tyler’s simultaneous reaction to mark is my favorite every time i rewatch lol
Biggest difference between Ethan and Tyler
Mark: **Smacks Tyler**
Tyler: **Smacks him back**
Mark: **Smacks Ethan**
Ethan: Oh yess dadDY
oh dear christ...
MAstEr* and i would like but it's at 69
@@OuroborosXX its at 330 now
Ethan offends me in a way.
-From, another Ethan
That that that that just is PeRvErTeDdDdDdddddddddDDDDdDDD
Mark: **Mocks Amy**
Mark not even a half second later: *I'm sorry-*
I liked Ethan's "Oh, yikes" look to camera
I like when Mark was both mocking Amy and apologizing at the same time.
"OH I'm SORRRRRYY, AMY! Are we BOOOORING you?!"
Amy will murder any one who talks bad to her
4:59
Lmao I do the exact same thing XD I’ll jokingly say something mean to my friends and then immediately apologize because I feel bad lmao
6:00 the way Ethan is just slapping his hand while Mark and Tyler are fighting is so funny to me for some reason😂
I really wish they did this kinda content for.. idk a year maybe
Yeah ;)
Me: taking a test
My last three braincells: *THE BLOOD OF YOUR CHILD IS ON MY FACE*
@Sleepy_Pilots_ I LOVE YOUR PFP!!!!
||-//
Sleepy_ Pilots_ Lol!
Nobody:
My last brain cells:
YOU WANNA SMOKE GRASS CALL HEEPASS
@@Wiggly_Duder
Nobody
Literly nobody
Ethan: If you wanna eat ass call heapass
Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets
*Ethan standing on a normal-sized chair*
“Do you think a fall from this height would kill me?”
I think he was talking about a fall over the fence. At least that is how I took it since he was looking over the fence.
Stephanie Miller It’s a joke lol
@@athenayoung4964 Oh Okay :)
Levi Young time marker?
that is a mood
0:18 I love how Ethan and Tyler in sync glance over at each other and then droop as mark talks about his childhood.
This video is just my last three brain cells fighting to survive after almost two years of the backstreet boys' reunion tour.
8:45 This whole exchange:
Tom Nook: "No Soggy Bottoms Here."
Timmy & Tommy: "...no soggy bottoms"
So true
Wingus and Dingus*
It sounded like a cult
@@dylanvelasquez8322 the precursor to Unus Annus.
Which video was this from?
“ONLY ~99 IQ INDIVIDUALS CAN WATCH THIS VIDEO”
Me: This sign can’t stop me because I can’t read!
I would like this comment, buuuuuuuuutttt....👀
@@cheesycurds9142 thOnk?
Then you most likely are an ~99 IQ individual.
*WHEEZE*
Lmaooo
I hate the fact that I've watched this video enough times to know the entire thing off by heart 😂
I love watching Ethan be Ethan because I have a friend who is exactly like him, he looks like him, talks like him acts like him, and struggled just like him 😂
Tyler: “Why are you still over there?”
Ethan: “Why are you over minding your business bitch”
When he says that he sounds like Angel Dust from Hazbin.
@@CactusBootBuckle2 true
I love this quote so much. It’s not the words, or the meaning behind it, but rather the way it is said. The emphasis on b****** is fabulous
Im using this line. No doubt
Dr.Strange D U D E
Eef, Ethan, and Heapass are all ENTIRELY different breeds
Don't forget Ether
*you aren’t wrong*
yes eef is soft boi eathan is emo boi and heapass is just difrent
@@Naokarma could never forget Ether
The way of the Heapass is one of mystery
i can’t get over how old this video is. i watched this when it was first released and still come back twice a month for serotonin
They're like chaotic and hilarious children - it's so wholesome ✨
Summary of the video:
*3 man-children goof around starring Ethan the youngest aka a total maniac who only talks about death, and breaks stuff ,Mark the oldest who only talks how hard they had it growing up whilst trying to control his younger siblings, but fails miserably, and Tyler the middle child who doesn't say anything because he is taking notes only to snitch on the others to mom and dad later.*
ACCURATE
That about sums it up. xD
Wait what I must have watched a completely different video
True but Tyler is older than Mark
I can vouch this is how three brothers act
6:58
Ethan: I think, you need some time alone.
*two seconds later*
Ethan: *SATANIC RITUALS*
I chuckled until I died I’m watching this from heaven
It's the nurse
What song is that, for academic purposes
@@daltonwalker8133 decons of the deep from dark souls 3 in case you never figured that out
I love how Tyler is the most chillest one out of the three
Nobody:
Tyler: THE BLOOD OF YOUR CHILD IS ON MY FACE!!!
“I didn’t pay taxes in 2016. It’s alright” - Ethan Nestor.
*Ether
*Perfectly alright*
*heapass
*The US government would like to know your location*
I read this as it happened in video oof
“Hey is sex is great but....ever made pie”
-Ethan 2019
**sex is great but you ever had a pie?
Pie is great but you ever f.... never mind
@@otter.-. you are helping no one
@CLY_LEFT_THE_CHAT fricked a creeper
@@Shelbus_Grace a fellow 19 year old, welcome gamer
I love rewatching this, cause this is The MOST FUNNY video i have seen on yt. just the sheer amount of jokes/things to laugh at in the span of 10min is astonishing.
TLDR: Eff is funny, like really funny
I love that Mark made a compilation just to show that Ethan is probably the funniest of them. Although you can see mark teeing him up all the time, like when he asks what something is or it's history because he knows that Ethan will not only hit the ball, but knock it out of the park XD
Lmao so mark basically made his own “markiplier makes crack” video.
Okay... I dont think I read that how you meant it.
Lunchbox Chaos BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA XD F U N N Y Y Y Y Y
Markiplier Makes: A Bunch of People Laugh (hopefully)
@@lavanderpupruny6018 calm down man, jesus christ
My brain: markiplier making crack is a video I would watch
The differences between Ethan and Mark:
Mark: w-wer'E DyiNG?
Ethan: oh good finally
You can feel the generation difference.
Mark: literally everyone else
Ethan: Gen Z
666 likes
Ethan is Gen Z and mark is... mark.
TheExoNinja Anus
5:43 The fact that Mark and Tyler are childhood friends makes it so much funnier and sweeter to watch!
Eathan: *drops egg*
That dude: THE BLOOD OF YOUR CHILD IS ON MY FACE!
0:56
*Here ladies and gentlemen you see my last 3 brain cells fighting for dominance*
This is probably the best comment I've seen yet😂
@@SpaztikBeef
I see you are a man (or woman this is 2019 there are apparently countless genders idk ) of good taste 👌
Mark is my rationality. Just gets the shit beat out of him.
It happens again at 7:55
Mark being the only mentally sane one while Tyler and Ethan are my mental disorders and issues
POV: You're here trying to feel something after Unus Annus got deleted.
YOU DONT HAVE TO BE SO LOUD
@@ratscooper8124 the volume inside this bus is astronomical
the depression is hitting hard after the clock struck 0
Damn, gotta be calling us out like this
@@TheMetalGearKid i'm calling you out because i'm the exact same
Ethan: says and does dumb funny things
Mark: tries to keep the group together
Tyler: 🕺
0:18 love how they both drop their heads in frustration at the same time
Tyler: democracy is a failure
Mark: that's for another day
Next video: Markiplier Makes: Government
Markiplier Makes: America Great Again
DISCLAIMER: THIS COMMENT DOES NOT REFLECT MY POLITICAL VIEWS, NOR AM I ASSUMING THOSE OF MARKIPLIER, CRANKGAMEPLAYS OR APOCALYPTO_12
@@joogiewatkins1519 that escalated, bloody hell lol
@@threecheers5101 Just wanted to be safe lol.
@@joogiewatkins1519 yeah fair enough lol I get it, it’s chill
I actually wanna see this happen lol
I love Ethan's energy: He could be talking and stumble, but doesn't attempt to correct it and just keeps tumbling down a hill like a snowball.
Scorched-earth improv
That is literally what I do
Yeah, my favorite type of idiot.
No steering wheel on his car.
he just vibin
I love that Tyler and Ethan threw theirs hands down and looked down at the same time when Mark said wel when I was a child I didn't have enough money for eggs
The Time wing of ethans and Tyler’s disappointment in the Easter clip was amazing 😂😂😂