Hello yes I am still alive. I just realised it has been 10 months since I last uploaded on this channel oops This is now the third year in a row I've done one of these, so maybe I'll see you all next year. Hope you enjoy 🦆❤
Kojima is a wet fart, and his games suck. Dude clearly thinks very highly of himself, you can see it in his face lol all because a buncha nerds bought his FedEx simulator.
his name is Pedro Eustache, you know he's the guy who plays the flute instrument (duduk) at the end of Gladiator with Russel Crowe.. he's kinda famous outside of the game awards lolol, he's literally in like 20 film scores and he's in Hanz Zimmer's band.
That's been Ford for like the past 30 years. It's sad and pathetic that he keeps agreeing to be in things. Like, dude; just get investments and retire.
Fun fact the fornite island code is a valid phone number in indonesia. Last year the number owner got flooded by Fortnite players message, and now they using the same number and he got spam calls and messages again lol
Seriously, games like Genshin and Honkai looking the same isn't that bad, it's by the same dev. But when games from completely different studios start to blend together into this one specific generic ass style, yea now THAT'S a massive bloody issue. But also, really fucking funny.
He didn't fart. That microphone would have never picked that up. There was a similar sound when some woman talked on stage. It was probably an issue with the micro. @@Boykot1
@@theelusivepootisberd7471 Not even kidding. Every year there's the "rumour" Silksong will be announced, and every year people believe it and end up disappointed.
TGA itself even used the same Hollow Knights Fonts. Literally the clown of the gaming community Which is crazy because all these situations could've been solved with a few officials tweets from Team Cherry lol.
Tbh this year the awards were pretty good, only real bad part was the ai cat game. Other than that, they had relatively valid choices and fire segments like the muppet guys and arcane song medley, 8/10 this year
I think those muppets is just the keyes that Geoff dangling for all of us rightfully angry people. Like: "Yeah, ha-ha "wrap it up"... yeah we we're fucked up last year, huh guys..."
@@boogiebam7104idk if the Aaron Paul part was cringe just felt the rising anger of Travis watching that ready to hit him with the throwing knife. So much sexual tension there it was crazy
"That was footage from 4 different games" finally someone unserstands lol. It was actually comedic how I guessed practically every ad from the first 2 seconds.
@@Tophat1174 tbf on initial investment, they heard “former Halo devs” and thought it was going to be good. But those following years of development should've been the red flags.
ok but like, why do they even invest like 300+ mil on a single game to begin with? That makes absolutely no sense whatsoever. You CAN make an AAA game with less than 100mil. So where tf do they even spend the money? Donating to hell?
That part genuinely had me in tears. The fucking Call of Duty franchise with the same 2-3 dev team has more variety then the entire anime gacha genre. That's actually impressive.
I'm sure if you quickly spliced together The Last of Us, Call of Duty, Tomb Raider and Red Dead Redemption you could say "wow these games are the same game" too. ZZZ and Honkai are completely different genres. WuWa and DnF are 100% shameless Genshin clones though lol.
@@DolanDarkerthese gacha games are so generically indistinct, that the fact that you were unable to remember the names of 2 of those games is the cherry on top that proves it.
Did ya play astronbot? I think it was relatively deserved as it didn’t take every award like BG3 did last year (though BG3 did deserve most of them) Other games not getting as many doesn’t mean they’re bad, it’s just they didn’t have as much focus on as many categories as Astro bot did
@@somedude4041 I didn’t play Astro Bot, but I find it cool for it’s gameplay and video game references. However, Final Fantasy 7 Rebirth has the same number of most nominees of Astro Bot and it only won 1
The biggest clown this year, obviously, was Jimbo Balatro. The second biggest was either the HL3 copium or me, who thought they'd let Neil Newbon present to make up for cutting him off during "Best Performance" last year.
so my take is that black myth was great, same with ff7 rebirth which i think half deserved it, didn't play metaphor but it probably half deserved it (saw some gameplay), shadow of the erdtree shouldn't have been nominated, balatro is a revolutionary mobile game, but astro bot is basically a comeback for platformers on its own. celebrated playstations whole history and was also really fun, deserved it most. final rankings: 1. astro bot 2. metaphor 3. ff7 rebirth 4. black myth 5. balatro 6. shadow of the erdtree
I didn't even know about that Catly game being AI as I was driving and couldn't get a good look. But everything else was incredibly good. The Arcane Medley was absolutely insane they had no right doing all the sad songs...
1:19 Legit was saying, All those Asian-Type games look the same. Same style, all the characters just look the same. Then you said it was from FOUR different games. Cracked me up.
I'll bet that sliksong is trying to beat Duke Nukem: Forever's record for longest game to be made. If I'm wrong, then I'll drink an entire glass of water.
Hello yes I am still alive. I just realised it has been 10 months since I last uploaded on this channel oops This is now the third year in a row I've done one of these, so maybe I'll see you all next year. Hope you enjoy 🦆❤
So you took 10 months to upload this? love the dedication Dolan keep it up!
We forgive you. Memes this year have been shit anyways, probably one of the worst years we’ve had tbh
see you next year👋
Thanks for the slop dolan, only way to consume
Are you related to Dolan darkest the channel behind the iconic series slop live
YOOOOO HE STILL REMEMBERS THE PASSWORD
He still uploads on his other channel
Wait actually I guess you probably knew that so nevermind I’m sorry
Aren't you just so original! You want a cookie lil guy?
If only he could remember the one to Dolan Dark
Stolen comment
*Probably Kojima's fart is actually a secret code to announce his next project.*
Another great release by Kojima
Kojima is a wet fart, and his games suck. Dude clearly thinks very highly of himself, you can see it in his face lol all because a buncha nerds bought his FedEx simulator.
I smell game of the year!
A fart type game
What a visionary
its called The Flute Guy Awards now, Dolan
his name is Pedro Eustache, you know he's the guy who plays the flute instrument (duduk) at the end of Gladiator with Russel Crowe.. he's kinda famous outside of the game awards lolol, he's literally in like 20 film scores and he's in Hanz Zimmer's band.
@@Maplefoxx-vl2ew I discovered him through Yanni
@@Comenta-san I did through Laurel
As a fellow flute player one day I will be the next Pedro Moustache
@@potapotapotapotapotapota Which one? The flute guy, or the mid actor from Disney?
the flute guy helping me regain my faith in humanity as always.
100% agree
For me is Sam Lake
What song wqs that at the end!?
The flutist is Pedro Eustache, he is very good and plays with Hans Zimmer.
Always playing like a pro Bard in the orchestra >D
Harrison Ford sounding like he's confused why he's there
“That damn music follows me everywhere…” 🤠
that shot he took right before walking out hit him hard
I play games and i was confused why he's there. Imagine him 😂
That's been Ford for like the past 30 years. It's sad and pathetic that he keeps agreeing to be in things. Like, dude; just get investments and retire.
he was
Fun fact the fornite island code is a valid phone number in indonesia. Last year the number owner got flooded by Fortnite players message, and now they using the same number and he got spam calls and messages again lol
Yeah that's why in this video i added some more details
they should just use the Swedish telephone code which has designated numbers for entertainment use only
You are telling me that I watched a 3 hour Livestream just to get it accurately summed up in 3 minutes. 😭
No he excluded the Snoop Dogg segment, where Snoop sang two songs and fucking dipped. Even Geoff was like "that's it?"
@@koolaid33 LMAO even he, knew how shit that show was
@@koolaid33 I couldn't wait for it to be over TBH. The songs he sang weren't even video game related. There was no reason for him to be there.
Damn you watched the game awards instead of doing something more productive
Shame
@@unquestionableexistance8704And you spend your worthless life playing Roblox, what’s your point?
Well done with the four "different" games,. I didn't notice anything 😂
All Gacha drivel, too, I bet.
HSR, ZZZ, and WuWa are all gacha games. Not sure about the fourth one, though.
Basically almost all anime games in a nutshell
@@marcusgabriel8365 anime game wannabe owned by ch companies. u can tell if a game is created by actual japanese devs
Seriously, games like Genshin and Honkai looking the same isn't that bad, it's by the same dev.
But when games from completely different studios start to blend together into this one specific generic ass style, yea now THAT'S a massive bloody issue. But also, really fucking funny.
0:16 Man, Todd Howard got bigger.
0:23 Ohhh...
😂🤣🤣
Oh man. 🤣
Tiny Todd has genuinely been one of the funniest things i've seen in a long while.
😂
Lmao why is this so funny
im so glad someone else noticed that Kojima farted during his speech
Why do people think that? 💀
To me he just looked weird on stage as he always does.
@@Zeverinsen Because we heard it
He didn't fart. That microphone would have never picked that up. There was a similar sound when some woman talked on stage. It was probably an issue with the micro. @@Boykot1
@@itsgonnabeokay9341 now I’m started to think you were the one who farted
I swear the Silksong joke is becoming icon at this point. Don't stop until the actual game release
Bait used to be credible.
It's the new half life 3 at this point
@@theelusivepootisberd7471 Not even kidding. Every year there's the "rumour" Silksong will be announced, and every year people believe it and end up disappointed.
TGA itself even used the same Hollow Knights Fonts. Literally the clown of the gaming community
Which is crazy because all these situations could've been solved with a few officials tweets from Team Cherry lol.
Bait was never believable.
Todd Howard slowly turning into Astro Bot to nab that GOTY
The slop thins
The GOAT🔥🔥🔥🗣🗣🗣🗣
HES HERE FROM DARKEST 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥
The gay awards 🤡
@sampeter1471this is why nobody takes you seriously
i love you mopple
walter
Literally the only reason to watch this show is to see Flute Guy going ham during the orchestrated medley.
He even got to announce the sequel to the greatest Flute Game of all time, Okami!
The orchestrated medley is the only reason I watch it these days.
Flute guy is a real gamer, bro knows it's better to switch weapon than reload, mf changed instruments 4 times !!
Tbh this year the awards were pretty good, only real bad part was the ai cat game. Other than that, they had relatively valid choices and fire segments like the muppet guys and arcane song medley, 8/10 this year
Hey! What about Statler and Waldorf? They were in top form.
That guy played so many instruments that Prince had to wake up from the dead just to tilt his sunglasses
The Balatro Bot Awards
The copium awards
Yeah balatro and astro bot are both shit@@jasonburrell4903
An average mobile game is better than balatro
@@rremaema6776
Except it's not
Balatro was better than all of the nominees in the mobile game section @@rremaema6776
Muppets Statler and Waldorf were definitely the best parts of the show. They're like the live chat personified but without the toxicity.
When i first watched the stream and heard did i thought first it was again some crazy guy going to ask about GTA VI
best muppet characters
I think those muppets is just the keyes that Geoff dangling for all of us rightfully angry people. Like: "Yeah, ha-ha "wrap it up"... yeah we we're fucked up last year, huh guys..."
They even called out that a DLC was a contender for Game of the Year, based Statler and Waldorf
@MotivatedSharkie Definitely not brand-approved repackaging of criticism they found on social media.
I think this was the most professional Game Awards yet, which is disappointing because the soul sucking cringe is the main reason I watch
Most of the games presented here are totally oudated. No real gaming fans here
soul sucking cringe 🤣🤣
We had that with Aaron Paul and Laura Bayley. Also those two women who played Elle made me clutchmy head with cringe
@@boogiebam7104 the puppets making bad jokes 🤮
@@boogiebam7104idk if the Aaron Paul part was cringe just felt the rising anger of Travis watching that ready to hit him with the throwing knife. So much sexual tension there it was crazy
Don't wake up babe, Dolan posted
how would she wake up from death
"That was footage from 4 different games" finally someone unserstands lol. It was actually comedic how I guessed practically every ad from the first 2 seconds.
As soon as I saw Sam Lake I was hoping for a Max Payne reference
THANK YOU FOR NOT DISAPPOINTING DADDY DOLAN
Wasn't the real part of a livestream a max payne reference?
@@commanderblack5045yes it was very funny
Man, James Mcaffrey probably would have done his voice there
@@commanderblack5045 If you go by the quotes it's mostly referencing alan wake 2 but then again all of sam's games are interconnected
the max payne segment was so good
KOJMIA: KEPT YOU FARTING, HUH?!
Moshi moshi. Kojmia desu. Rinku farto!
Game awards?
Balatro?
Farting?
Kojima: Did you rike it?
Kept you smelling, huh?
Can't wait for Pyro to make a 30 min video reacting to this.
*60 minutes
He'll start explaining the history of the heian period when gacha games come up on screen
@@fakskis *4 days
pls make this top comment
Top
Nep
Ladies and gentlemen! The Balastrobot Awards!
Nice Max Payne reference there too!
More like Balantrobot
2:43 Sony: oh is that how you make it in the video game industry
Yes, stop investing so much into garbage. You would later be ashamed of
@@Tophat1174 tbf on initial investment, they heard “former Halo devs” and thought it was going to be good. But those following years of development should've been the red flags.
@Amogus-i6i Different competition
@Amogus-i6i Last year's TGA had other nominees for GOTY. As much as I appreciate Astro Bot, I doubt it would have won against Baldur's Gate 3.
ok but like, why do they even invest like 300+ mil on a single game to begin with? That makes absolutely no sense whatsoever.
You CAN make an AAA game with less than 100mil. So where tf do they even spend the money? Donating to hell?
Kojima fart reverb
The AI generated thing with the cats looks out of hell.
It's just depressing at this point
Along with the whole other 3 Minutes
jfk, watching it for the first time, I've almost barfed.
Statler and Waldorf roasting everyone, a surprise to be sure but a welcome one
they needed about 200% more screentime
Please wrap it up awards 2024
゚゙゚゙゚
I always enjoy these thank you
1:26 peak moment
"different" implying they are similar outside of visual style
I really thought I was seeing footage from a single game
I thought it was ZZZ to be honest
Yeah I also thought all of them were Zenless Zone Zero
That part genuinely had me in tears.
The fucking Call of Duty franchise with the same 2-3 dev team has more variety then the entire anime gacha genre. That's actually impressive.
Mini Todd Howard was the best part of the show.
4 different games in 1 trailer and I didnt even realized it lol 😂
Me: mom, I'm famous 😍
Mom: you are already famous 🥲
I'm sure if you quickly spliced together The Last of Us, Call of Duty, Tomb Raider and Red Dead Redemption you could say "wow these games are the same game" too. ZZZ and Honkai are completely different genres. WuWa and DnF are 100% shameless Genshin clones though lol.
@@MidgarMerc Hah?
Honestly, still better than Concord 😅
@@MidgarMerc pretty sure I CAN make a difference between a cowboy, a sex icon, a female armstrong, and a fucking fps game
@@MidgarMerc.
The Dolan Darker upload schedule situation is insane
love how every time Todd coward is shown he gets shorter lol
Helldivers was just ignored like it never existed
thanks for the summary, very useful
If you want another summary, go watch Stalter and Waldorf roasting the Game Awards
Can't believe you didn't put in "Does Kojima know?"
I swear, that roast caught me off guard
1:42 I fucking died here
> 3 Minutes
Now that's a proper amount of time I'm willing to give for anything TGA-related
Flute guy was the best thing about this ceremony.
I love how Flute Guy (Pedro Eustache) got a section at the end of the video.
You're now legally obligated to use Balatro gameplay for your slop videos
0:17 you did bro dirty
also thanks for mentioning the ai slop, people just seem to ignore that
nobody cares lmao
With a profile picture like that, you're to blame for this as well.
@@combativeThinkerHating on people because their sexuality is different than yours is not cool, it’s genuinely cringe. Do better.
@@combativeThinker what does that even mean? My profile picture is literally just made up of four stripes
@@combativeThinker how?
🤖 + ♥️♣️♦️♠️🃏 = GOTY
I AM ASTRO-BOT
AS-TRO-BOT
I am the astro bot that is approaching
SCHUM
the kojima fart notice is insane, thought it was my sound system lol
3:01 wow slow down
1:11 The Balatro Awards 😂😂😂
2:14 HELP 😂😂🤣🤣
The fact that Star Wars Outlaws was even nominated tells you everything you need to know 🤮🤮🤮
I heard it was fine. Not as bad as most UbiSlop.
this flute guy is a musical genius btw.
Kojima sounds like an angry samurai and also farts like one too.
to be honest........ the Okami Sequel reveal was just too good of a thing to have happened at the VGAs......
BALATRO SWEEP
I was hoping for another Bill Clinton moment this year
There's a whole channel full of it now
Here we are, game of the year is named astro bot
woaw.
1:55 KILLED ME! 😂🤣
i literally haven't heard of 80% of the games that won
When the world needed him the most, he returned
1:27 I dont believe you
One was honkai star rail and the other zenless zone zero i cant remember the other 2
@@DolanDarkerthese gacha games are so generically indistinct, that the fact that you were unable to remember the names of 2 of those games is the cherry on top that proves it.
Can’t believe Astro bot got four awards, and Balatro and Metaphor got three
Final Fantasy 7 Rebirth only got 1 and it was the most anticipated 2024 game from last year’s awards 😭
All these games are oudated ai and console games who stole most of their ideas from older games
@ cope and seethe
Did ya play astronbot? I think it was relatively deserved as it didn’t take every award like BG3 did last year (though BG3 did deserve most of them)
Other games not getting as many doesn’t mean they’re bad, it’s just they didn’t have as much focus on as many categories as Astro bot did
@@somedude4041 I didn’t play Astro Bot, but I find it cool for it’s gameplay and video game references. However, Final Fantasy 7 Rebirth has the same number of most nominees of Astro Bot and it only won 1
The biggest clown this year, obviously, was Jimbo Balatro.
The second biggest was either the HL3 copium or me, who thought they'd let Neil Newbon present to make up for cutting him off during "Best Performance" last year.
2:02 ass robot? 😂
Todd will be the size of an atom next year
I laughed a lot! When you put 4 different footage and I didn’t realized 🤣.
Thank you for this. There was no way in hell I was gonna sit through 3 hours of this joke "award show".
Hollywood got away from us E3, now TGA, rip ⚰️
I saw that guy at the end of this video. He kept going crazy on the instruments! So much sweat 😂
Thanks for slopping... wait, wrong channel.
Idght why people are annoyed over Astro bot winning game of the year honestly if this means the return to the mascot platformer era I’m game
It's the same shit every year. Even Baldur's Gate 3 last year received some backlash for winning GOTY.
@@TicTacToeCraftunrightfully so, because everyone that complained ONLY played Spiderman 2, which was not even that good.
For real Astro Bot genuinely felt like a celebration of gaming as a whole, it 100% deserved GOTY
so my take is that black myth was great, same with ff7 rebirth which i think half deserved it, didn't play metaphor but it probably half deserved it (saw some gameplay), shadow of the erdtree shouldn't have been nominated, balatro is a revolutionary mobile game, but astro bot is basically a comeback for platformers on its own. celebrated playstations whole history and was also really fun, deserved it most.
final rankings: 1. astro bot 2. metaphor 3. ff7 rebirth 4. black myth 5. balatro 6. shadow of the erdtree
@Mr.Boshy1 Wukong it's one of those beautiful but DULL games.
The Helldiver moment shouldve been on here too
Great video bro
I WAITED AND WAITED FOR SEVERAL HOURS FOR THEM TO ANNOUNCE HALF LIFE 3 OR ANY NEW HALF LIFE GAME
same with me but for gta 6 trailer 2
or like elder scrolls 6 maybe
Why are expecting something that you dont even know exists
@@captainfalcon2878 there was literally a teaser trailer for elder scrolls 6. look it up
Nice to know the people who play games consist of 10% of the vote, true representation of an audience.
im eating nuts rn
Tod Howard was so accurate I can’t
Yes the game awards should have been called this year Astro Bot Awards
ASTRO BOT SWEEP
themajesticspider-man6116 not sure if u get the joke
@@themajesticspider-man6116 the playstation fanboys iq is too low to understand the joke
@@Phalco dw I got the joke
Sorry your favourite game didn’t win but there’s no reason to be coping in the comments, especially on a Dolan Darker video
2:32 and the game of the year is…what??..Astro Bot!😂
The four different games bit really got me good
TH-cam won't even show me this in my subscriptions
This the game awards of all time
Memes aside, it was actually a really good show
except for the AI game
I'm so confused on why we got NFT cats
I didn't even know about that Catly game being AI as I was driving and couldn't get a good look. But everything else was incredibly good. The Arcane Medley was absolutely insane they had no right doing all the sad songs...
No HL 3 got bamboozled
AI is scam
Bland as all hell, but if that's what works then who am i to argue
1:19 Legit was saying, All those Asian-Type games look the same. Same style, all the characters just look the same. Then you said it was from FOUR different games. Cracked me up.
I swear all anime mobile games I see look the exact same
The lack of refrence to the mass exodus due to helldiving is sad
"That was footage from 4 different games" - That one hit home for me.
Love you Dolan
2:54 YOOOOOOOOOOOOO FLUTE GUY
hydrogen bomb vs balatro
Todd Howard the Tiny
2:50 peak music right here
Whats the music
Balatro theme @@darthvader1036
@@darthvader1036Balatro theme
@@darthvader1036 it is the balatro ost but there is no version of this song anywhere but a segment from the game awards orchestra
Bro has never seen anime aesthetic in his life
Weirdest part is those weeb games make more money than all of these game of the year contenders combined :(
As a gamer, this was the most entertaining and hype game awards EVER. and its not even close at all.
*DOLAN HAS RETURNED*
TIny Todd was the best part tbh
he just casually left out the witcher 4 trailer
No one cares, it’s like 3 years out.
All they showed us was granny Ciri, nothing to get hyped about. I'll wake up once they show gameplay.
@@keoki_ well weirldy enough 18 people liked the comment and you responded so more than enough attention thank you for proving yourself wrong.
witcher 4 was confirmed before the show tho.yes the trailer was premier but we already had news about this weeks before
No helldivers
Wtf!? 1:06 only 20%-10% of phones can run zenless zone zero?!?! wtf why is this guy there?
Only 20-10% games can run black myth wukong
FINALLY, SOME ORGANIC, HOME COOKED, SLOP!!!!!!!!!
I'll bet that sliksong is trying to beat Duke Nukem: Forever's record for longest game to be made.
If I'm wrong, then I'll drink an entire glass of water.