Literally the only two legendary bits from cum town that involve Adam contributing at all is him accidentally shitting himself & being mad about the cool Adam bit fuelling Stav and Nick to bully him about it further.
People talk a lot of shit about Stav, but he was the perfect backboard (billboard) for nick to bounce riffs off and was good at understanding and maintaining the bit, unlike the Screeching Halt
I used to play Kingdom Hearts which greatly confused and angered my dad. (Understandably) He'd walk in and say "You kill Mickey yet?" and then ignore any explanation I tried to give that Mickey was a good guy, every time. "Well you better kill him soon." He was trolling me but still makes me laugh. Good gay memories.
There’s this story I read about the venue City Gardens in Trenton. It was a punk club and arguably one of the most violent acts/shows that ever rolled through was the Exploited. And in the article for whatever reason, they mentioned the singer Wattie who was a maniac front man and would fight and spit at people, get cut, etc.. was also the record labels babysitter, watching all the kids for the managers and other acts during studio time and Shit. I feel like nick brings that same chaotic energy but has an eloquent, empathetic way about him.
I’m a “scare actor”, meaning I work in a haunted house, and I’m not a zombie or anything, I’m an insane asylum patient. So I get to say random crazy things. One of my go-to “crazy” things to say is “daddy’s gunna be in the garage for a few days working on his things, DONT COME IN! Don’t you EVER come in the garage”
Ever since I was young, I dreamed of never having a family bc the one I grew up in was so damn dramatic and loud all the time. I just want a peaceful existence away from bs and nice garage to build stuff in. Its a gay dream, i know.
Really loved Adam's contribution to this one
One of his best moments imo
i taught other guys were just Nick doin voices
Literally the only two legendary bits from cum town that involve Adam contributing at all is him accidentally shitting himself & being mad about the cool Adam bit fuelling Stav and Nick to bully him about it further.
“The wrong son died.”
SILENCE
"Any more dumbass questions from the peanut gallery?" is such a good line.
People talk a lot of shit about Stav, but he was the perfect backboard (billboard) for nick to bounce riffs off and was good at understanding and maintaining the bit, unlike the Screeching Halt
Adam ‘the screeching halt’ Friedland
They're just mad and sad that the podcast came to an end.
“Y’know what man if you just give tafs a try it gets really good” is probably the hardest cope I’ve heard
@@berniemacdonald8026 it does infact, not get really good
October 7th wasn't enough
"Whatchu playing over there mickey mouse"
Nick is a Father who cares
Pause your game box or your Pokechu or whatever. Mommy needs a footrub.
I used to play Kingdom Hearts which greatly confused and angered my dad. (Understandably)
He'd walk in and say "You kill Mickey yet?" and then ignore any explanation I tried to give that Mickey was a good guy, every time. "Well you better kill him soon." He was trolling me but still makes me laugh. Good gay memories.
This is the best bit that Nick ever did imo
What bit
Vending machine stealing operation
Montgomery gentry helicopter crash
sleeping in the fridge
Incel Sebastian was pretty sick
And Ben Shapiro and Mr.Feeny
"what ya playing on there, mickey mouse?" Is so underrated
Sweetie??
It's the weird way he says mickey mouse I swear to God
goes without saying but trying to listen to tafs after bits like this is so traumatic and straight
I feel like Nick is an absolute psychopath, but at the same time I feel like I could trust him to watch my kids 😂😂
Wow, that is a perfect description.
Yep
hes got the best moral compass out of any psycho!
There’s this story I read about the venue City Gardens in Trenton. It was a punk club and arguably one of the most violent acts/shows that ever rolled through was the Exploited. And in the article for whatever reason, they mentioned the singer Wattie who was a maniac front man and would fight and spit at people, get cut, etc.. was also the record labels babysitter, watching all the kids for the managers and other acts during studio time and Shit. I feel like nick brings that same chaotic energy but has an eloquent, empathetic way about him.
For real he likes to seem nasty but the kid has heart
Choked on my spit when he said "What you got Mickey Mouse on there? Sweetie?"
Perfect description of an uncaring parent. Kind of like a mom saying “pokey man”
Me too. I’m TRYING to drink coffee 😂
King of the Ring
"you guys having a good time at school?"
"Its july...."
"Cool"
This is hands down the most insane bit i ever heard from my best firiends.
They're yours to?
I love my firends Nate Mooky and Stagros Halibut
12:18 “she’s probably at lunch” followed by Nick’s laughter is his purest moment
thank you for pointing this out. one of the rare moments of joy from our best friend
"ricky is short for eric and that's a term of endearment i have for him" lmfaooo
I listen to this once a week
Same and I have since literally like 2021
I’m a “scare actor”, meaning I work in a haunted house, and I’m not a zombie or anything, I’m an insane asylum patient. So I get to say random crazy things.
One of my go-to “crazy” things to say is “daddy’s gunna be in the garage for a few days working on his things, DONT COME IN! Don’t you EVER come in the garage”
😂that's too good
That is actually perfect for that. Nice one!
Just picture you do go in and it’s the cool dad garage like Nick has
That under-the-breath "I hate my children... I hate them *so much"* sends me every time.
Sends you where. The gay sex store?
"Ricky is short for Eric"
RIP Nick's son.
Ronaldo Fink-Mullen 😢
@@masonkowalski2576RIP we just killed the club
Hunter biden simpson mullen
Beer fires have taken too many lives
RFM RIP
I like how at a very slow pace, the image gradually relates to all the stupid stuff they say
The visual of a naked, shot-out Nick with an Owl digging into his scalp is always funny
when he said: oh hi, whats up family
Damn Adam killed it on this bit
The tattoo killed me 😂
My names Eric and my nephews call me Ricky this is my favorite bit of all time
I have such a big crush on Nick it actually physically hurts
That’s hilarious be gay to him pls
Censoring is gay
YOU GOTTA KEEP NUTTIN IN EM!
Don’t mind me just listening to this for the 6th time this week
One of my all time favorite bits but editing cumtown bits should be illegal
Nick seems like a perfect dad
thank u, this is such an underrated classic
Can’t believe u bleeped this
Wranglerstar irl
Absolutely hilarious.
That mf has gone off the damn rails lately.
I bet he’s exactly like Steven crowder
@@lindboknifeandtool Sounds like someone's not prepared for the coming struggle.
The inflection at the end of Mickie whenever he says Mickie Mouse makes me laugh
2:39 nick subconsciously wants to become edam’s dad
Casually being short and nude
Wow! I'm the first gay person to leave a comment.
Hell yeah dude
I'm your first trans reply!!!
did i start a trend 😂
Dudes rock
@@BRAINROTcomps Jews rock!
This is a beautiful description of an autistic utopia.
"The second I so esteemly wish." LOL
King of the Ring 😂
Lmfao this is just like Jermas dad in the wall bit
“I can do a lot of things.
I refuse to”
You just downloaded this off my channel - very gay
Technically everyone who watched downloaded it off your channel, which means we are all very gay
First time getting jugged by a finessegod?
Pretty gay to call him out like that
This is my favorite bit bro. I stole it from the podcast. And I'm gay.
@@BRAINROTcomps The podcast wasn’t censored (I did that because of my strikes) but if you’re gay it’s ok… I forgive u
Thanks for taking all the fucks out of this
erm it says ep 134 in the desc but i literally just heard this in episode 191 🤓
Why is this their funniest bit
Nick and Stav where really riffing here
Ever since I was young, I dreamed of never having a family bc the one I grew up in was so damn dramatic and loud all the time. I just want a peaceful existence away from bs and nice garage to build stuff in. Its a gay dream, i know.
10 minutes after this part they continue it and we find out Ricky routinely gives Nick large sums of money for his stupid projects
This needs to be animated
I love my husband. I'm gay
That's gay
you got Mickey mouse on there sweetie
its like if master shake had a podcast
why isn’t my girlfriend adam in this one. for shame
1:03
Ha. Doo-doo.
wasn't there an animated version of this?
Yes, it was on Sauls old account before all his stuff got nuked. I was hoping he could upload it again, it was perfect
the animated versions make it not funny
Hey have you guys seen my bag of glue?
I AM the undisputed.. king of the ring
Who's still sitting in their garage listening to this seeing their future?
I’ve been doing Lego Star Wars sets in my shop recently
…oh hey…hey family…
Guys, I'm scared listening to this. This isn't a so much "a bit" so much as it's a obvious suicide note. He's speaking it into existence
Nick’s doing fine
oh, brain surgery, real cool
Holy fuck hilarious
Adam is so funny 🤣 in this one
Second gay person to comment ❤
The King of the Ring tattoo always makes me bust a gut (and a nut)(cause I'm gay)
Adams best ep
I need to make a birthday card, for my friend, from online!
Watch’s playing there….. Mickey Mouse?
7:46
The “Your dinner” delivery is crazy
Adam Friedland Simulator the video
Too accurate
Thumbs down for censoring out the swears.
1st demisexual to comment!
I'm glad the uploader censored this vid, I would have been traumatized by all those f-bombs otherwise!
im not gay im sorry
I lied i am
Why is this censored?
My clips keep getting age restricted. It ruins views.
why do you care about views on content that's not yours?@@BRAINROTcomps
Because it might have been considered offensive otherwise, OBVIOUSLY
@@quazzon1mind ur gyat damn bidness (it's cuz he's gay)
I built a lot of things I would have better not built them.
Too bad this is censored to shit.
Very gay - and not even the good kind of gay.
Mulldog!!! The world is ending!!! Lol we can finally die lol anyways you should do comedy on all the crazy shit going on!!! ❤️✝️💕🔥🙏 333
Such a classic. The King of the Ring
7:45