Because the rings of power is perfect and thus, any negative review is wrong, therefore they need to be deleted to avoid the spread of false information by fake troll acounts paid by donald trump.
The sarcasm, the irony, the metaphors, the dryness.. this is pure gold. I am so glad I got this video recommended. Absolutely awesome, absolutely subbed, and absolutely thank you!
@@s3.14dervision I have to consider the possibility that this show was drafted by a lousy AI language model... but I also think it could do better than the rubbish writing in the actual show
yes... that scene will stay with me through the toughest of those hardest days of the month... when cramps are tearing through me and blood is flowing out me ... May God Bless Galadriels time of the month !
My favourite part was when Elrond said “it’s smithing time” and pulled out his sunglasses whilst saying how mankind are a disease and a cancer to middle earth whilst Young Gandalf was beginning to believe 🥲 Truly a moment of pure ecstasy and should most certainly be the first show ever to win an Oscar
@@spicesmuggler2452 Cause shut the fuck up finally Amazon Puppet maybe for you chocolate and shit are same but I can assume you it is not even for such ignorant like you, who eat that corpo shit and still say it is chocolate.
When I was told, that I'm a bad person if I don't like this show, my heart stopped, I stood up and applauded in tears. So stunning, so brave... This truly made me understand how worthless and e' vil I am as a human being.
You're a white male too? I bear this cross with pride, for now I know my sins and am become their sworn enemy. It's like Galadriel said in episode 5 in her inspiring speech to him what fetches her water - albeit poorly by all accounts... well, one account.
And that's why we must give these seasons 100% and a 👍 on every trailer. Only through liking movies and television can we defeat the hu-whyte peepo patriarchy! Stand strong, brothers, dye your hair blue and drink Bud Light! ✊
No no. The part when Galadriel walked out of the police station at the end & you realized that she wasn’t a gimp with a limp but she was Kaiser Galadriel was 🔥 Twas so brave & stunning
@@Izthishandleavailable Yea yea. What about the part when Galadriel said, "I'll be back" and then killed like 30 armed trained dudes? I literally thought to myself, "Galadriator you inspire me!"
@@Izthishandleavailable ok yea cool! What about that amazing scene where Galadriel opened up the zippo and said "Yippikayay MotherFckr!" And then blew up that plane! My non-binary child and I just held each other and wept!
600,000,000 books sold. Novels translated into 38 languages. A fanbase energised by Peter Jackson's films. Award willing radio adaptations. And Amazon still managed to ruin everything. Have to give them credit. It takes real effort to screw up on this scale.
Well, they haven't ruined much don't think, except for the chance to see a great adaptation of the 2nd Age, which was never really done. Sadly, it will likely never be again, which makes me sad because I was really looking forward to that particular part of the lore of Middle Earth being expanded upon.
The part where it's reveled that Sauron is actually transgender, just trying to overcome the misogynistic white elves, and then hugs it out with Galadriel pulled the strings of my heart.
I'm still haunted from that scene when Galadriel yells, "What's in the box!?!" at Sauron and then unloads an entire magazine into his head, letting Sauron win.
@@memaglia8288 I'm still on the fence, but this is definitely getting on par at the ridiculous absurdity with the lenghts of Pitch Meeting's comment section, when spiraling into rabbit holes of complete nonsense.
It’s not about the money, that’s an ugly capitalist ideal. Its about changing the world for the feminist and being inclusive of “all” people of Color gender and whatever they identify as.
@@kingssman2 who the hell thinks The Hobbit was a masterpiece? Jackson butchered that almost as badly as some of this crap. And make no mistake, the original LotR movies had non-Tolkien messaging too, it was just more subtle.
@@randallturner9094 only thing I hated was how they changed the dwarf king personality out of noway and him needing an object to be king when his grandfather found it while already being king, there was no reason as to why he needed it, other than that loved the first and most of the second movie
They’re about to take it to a new level - as it seems ‘Sauron’ is portrayed by a woman now People incorrectly reporting Anson Boon is the dude portraying that ‘Slim Shady’ looking character in the trailers who people reckon is Annatar ,Sauron, but in fact it’s not him it’s in fact Bridie Sisson - so she could very well be our Sauron - go feminism I guess
When Sauron asked Galadriel what her pronouns were and she responded with "I actually don't use any pronouns" it was so stunning and brave it literally gave me goosebumps.
That scene, when Galadiel was in the bunker, and Halbrand reported that Steiner didn't attack, when Galadriel went "DAS WAR EIN BEFEHL" my heart almost stopped. 10/10 moment.
When Galadriel said "I am inevitable" and snapped her fingers and destroyed 9/16 of all the universe was both powerful and inspiring. 9/16 is slightly more than half because she is a girl boss and better than that other punk.
@@rajarshichatterjee1565 because in the show she acts like the 80s action movie stars like Schwarzenegger or Stallone. It is not lore accurate they just wanted a "strong woman" as protagonist even tho Galadriel is way stronger in the books just not in sword combat or other stuff. So people make fun of the character portrail and compare here to action movie stars.
@@rajarshichatterjee1565 It's the format to "It's Morbin Time" meme. Basically saying it's comparable to Morbius. Which is ridiculous as Mobrius was a hundred times better than Rings of Power
Pure Gold! I as a black man enjoyed and liked LOTR from the beginning, I have never once needed someone on screen to look like me to identify with them. Its simple its because I am not racist and my skin color is the last important thing about me. Don't let these woke wankers crap on our beloved fandoms.
Nate, thanks. I was raised in an area with very few black people. I never really knew one until I started working as an adult. I must admit I was shocked that after getting to know them, I didn't notice they were black. They were people. That was decades ago, and I whole heartedly believe in what Martin Luther King Jr. said in his 'I have a dream' speech. 'they will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their character'
Right ..never once as a blk man while enjoying the epicness of lord of the rings have I said to myself “man I’d enjoy this story alot more if it had some blk ppl” smh …
All new series are woke fan arts xD I dont even care of this crap. I better like to watch old movies again instead of seeing this woke propaganda shit. Rambo would finish them off xD
I was stunned when Bilbo started writing his book 'There and Back again', and Galadriel jumped through the wall and shouted: "WAIT!!!! DID YOU DOWNLOAD GRAMMARLY?!"
@@googlelord1678 Well you see as Asians they have +5 to their intelligence which means they were smart enough to take one look at this show and bounce.
The moment galadriel defy gravity by not letting it hold her down is truly inspiring. Just like her not letting a man hold her down gravity can not either truly a master piece
Gravity was invented by issac newton who was a white man, therefore gravity is an invention of the patriarchy to supress women. That scene is basically a metaphor for Galadriel taking down the patriarchy. Truly inspiring.
They did the same thing with the elve in episode 3. Has nothing to do with "feminism". The show-runners simply don't know how to handle camp like Peter Jackson did.
Was literally crying and shaking after watching the masterpiece that is ROP. Thankfully my wife's boyfriend made me a soy latte which always calms me down.
I liked the part where Galadriel identified as a Michael Phelps and swam so fast. Then she identified as Spider-Man and climbed that mountain. A true masterpiece!
@@jackgreenway4646 the one who's complaining about girls in a comment thread joking about a bad TV show means your prolly haven't been close to a girl for awhile and it got you heated. Watched the first episode with my gf she thought it was shit and so do i
I gotta tell ya, as a straight white male, it feels great to no longer be the racist I was before rings of power came out. Thanks Rings of power!!!!!! I'm cured!!!
As a cis white male, it's my solemn duty to inform you, that you are still ignorant of your cultural sins. As this modern masterpiece so accurately stated, the sins of the father are carried by the son. Nothing you can do can ever absolve you of the original sin of being born with that skin tone. no suntan will even absolve you of this high crime. whether or not your ancestors ever harmed a fly is immaterial, that other people who might have looked like them may have done something cruel like own slaves or kill someone over land, (something every people in the history of the world has done) means that you forever are guilty of those crimes. an ethnic taint of evil which is carried by your skin tone. Almost as if, there were an alienable difference between people based upon how they look. not just in thier character, but in their capability and capacity for violence and oppression. Worse still you are male, and therefor as guilty as all the rapists who've ever lived and now are to pay for the sin of all violent crimes ever perpetuated upon women. If only there were a word for such a perfect life philosophy as the rings of power has spelled out. Oh right... there is, it appears to be something called "racist", or "fascist"... or even...
Arizona I take your point, but im always a little baffled when folks say that actually this stuff is fashy. Do you think ol benito, the Austrian, or franco, or Codreannu, would have allowed such a thing to exist in their countries? Mocking the ancestors and folk cultures of their own constituents wasnt actually the first thing on these guys' todo list funnily enough.
@@corneliuscapitalinus845 well, it depends how you define fascism. If you define it as a reactionary populist zeonophobic, violent, racist idiology, then you're right, this isn't fascist in the least. however this is an incomplete description of fascism (it's a liberal/socialist/french college professor's description of fascism which he then uses to attack anyone right of pol pot). Technically speaking these are aspects of fascism so i can't say they're wrong. However there is more to fascism. There is a public-corporate partnership, where private enterprise is directed in action by the state. There is racial superiority (some people are born better/worse). There is the totalitarian aspects, using the instruments of state to persecute your political foes. there is the multi-tiers justice system, earned citizenship for service. Listen, fascism at it's core doesn't have to be "white supremacist". In fact the fascist in Italy, Spain. Peru or Argentina weren't particularly "racists" at all. Radically Nationalistic, yes, racist? not really. the racist aspects were mostly unique to german fascism/nazism. Now that's not to say there weren't "others" that the government singled out for persecution in those states. In Spain the Catalonians were suppressed pretty violently, in Peru the socialist and drug dealers (actually everyone involved in the drug trade from the users to the growers) were brutalized, in Argentina... well mostly it was just political opponents who were persecuted, though the fanatical Peronistas and descomunicado did participate in some violence against some of the upper classes. because of the variations in the forms of fascism throughout history, we can pair down some aspects of it for clarity. 1) ultra-nationalistic (this does not mean anti-imegrent or racist, this means pro-country and anti-enemies of the country, to the point of mob violence) 2) Government Corperate partnership 3) political violence as a tool of both the state and the supporters 4) usually Populist in message (not always, Franco wasn't really a populist, nor was Pinoche) 5) typically an "other" used by the government to blame for failures, or to accuse of sabotage (this can be both racist or classest or simply political enemies, but the use of an OTHER to persicute is guarenteed) Now obviously the showrunners of this tripe aren't actual fascist. Though they share many of the same concepts. They're all for bashing the "other" they're not above political violence to get their way, and their side of things has an active public-private partnership going on. They even have a deeply racist message (though they will twist the language and deny this and call it "anti-racist" if you actually read anti-racist scholarship at the heart of "anti-racism" is the belief the only way to balance the scales of historic racism people have suffered, is to be racist to their oppressors (yes, anti-racism means being more racist right back at the people who you think look like people who did you or your group wrong). It's odious, and evil, and yes isn't really true fascism because these people loath this country almost as much as they loath white males, but it shares most of the rest of fascism with fascist and since they like to call their foes fascist for no other reason then not agreeing with them, there is a certain childish pleasure i get tossing the insult back at them.
@@arizona_anime_fan Fascism is simply a union of State and Industry. The rest is simply bad people in power. A puppy is a dog, but a dog isn't necessarily a puppy.
Yeah the part where Celeborn walked up to the cat caller and bitch slapped the 🤬 outta him whilst screaming “keep my future wife’s name out your 🤬ing mouth” was just an absolutely beautiful moment ….😢
How about when galadriel went to boxing match to get $3000 and buy a car to pleased her bf. The owner gave only 100 dollars. She complained and the owner think he missed the part where is his problem. The owner get robbed and blamed galandriel for not stopping the robbers, galandrier just replied *"I missed the part where is my problem"* Truly the most magnificent scene in history
So glad racism is over. God bless these amazing strong and brave writers, producers and actors for showing is the end of such a dark time in human history. How shall we ever repay them for their courage and benevolence?
The part when Galadriel and her lesbian black lover drove their convertible over the canyon cliff rather than get brought down by the toxic gang of white male cops made my heart soar just like their car.
Oh, you must be thinking of the OLD story: where they have to resort to suicide to beat / escape the Patriarchy. This time, Guylardrrriel and MaryBlackLivesMatterSue stand up and glare at the males and TELL THEM OFF... and that puts them right in their place and they automatically surrender whatever stolen power they have back to the rightful owners: the Grrrls.
I loved when Elrond came to terms with his white privilege and apologized to the dwarf queen. Then came out as non binary and told everyone his preferred pronouns. It’s a masterpiece.
Their Blackrock social score is gonna be so high! Investors will know that Amazon is a good investment according to their data! They need to pander to their investors not the psh fans of the progenitor of the entire modern fantasy genre. Fuck the core audience, the social score is high!
Only the woke left could cast a black English woman as a Scottish dwarf and call it representation. One of the negative stereotypes Scottish people get is that we are frugle/greedy and yet this woke masterpiece saw it as representation to make all the arguably greedy and frugle dwarves Scottish but thats not enough of an insult, have to make sure it's not an actual Scottish person, but a black English woman. Like you cant even make this shit up man lol.
It's like watching Jeff Bezos on an incredibly expensive toilet, using the original manuscript of the Hobbit to wipe, and then his newspaper tells us how wonderful this is.
@@taylornox it's fictional world not scottish ffs. They just wanted the accent cause it gives like an ancient language vibes to it. Are all anti woke bozos this dumb?? What in the...
When Galadriel said “Its Elfing Time” and then Elved all over those Orcs I literally cried. The best scene in any show ever. In fact I would recommend nobody ever watch this show no matter what as it will simply bring you to tears at the one minute mark.
Awe man when she Elved all over those orcs it was so hot. I got an evil male boner while watching her with my evil white male gaze. But I couldn’t deny it! How she quickly slayed that ice troll, without even a hint of effort. Wow. Just wow. I want her to make her Karen sneer at me and elf all over me
I loved the part where Sauron kneels on a burnt field and says: " I love the smell of napalm in the morning...smells like victory". Gave me the chills.
My favourite part was when Elrond said “it’s smithing time” and pulled out his sunglasses whilst saying how mankind are a disease and a cancer to middle earth whilst Young Gandalf was beginning to believe 🥲 Truly a moment of pure ecstasy and should most certainly be the first show ever to win an Oscar
One of the coolest scenes that might have been in the show was when Sauron was trying to convince all the white Uruk Hai that they should hunt down all the halflings and judge them based on the color of their skin. But then all the strong and diverse women formed a chain and were like "Not on our watch. Hate has no place here!". It was so brave.
My favourite scene is when Sauron declared 'I am racist' to which Strong Woman declared 'There is no races' and punched him which made Sauron instantly realise how obviously wrong it was, so it turned its life around and became a demisexual furry in a pansexual polygamous relationship with 2 pre-op transman, a gender-queer Orc and Strong Woman - whom Sauron worships as a god (not goddess because gender is a social construct) for being so strong and independant.
@@bluered3228 They gave up their lives to farther the cause of social justice, and by "they" I don't mean Ezra Miller, but those brave, diverse Hobbits who were obviously killed before the third age, by Donald Trump.
The scary thing is that without the sarcastic "dramatic reading" voice, I wouldnt be completely sure this was satire. I could easily imagine and almost identical article from Collider or Kotaku exactly like this but 100% serious.
True haha People can have their own opinion of course, but since we are not in the discussions era right now, everything is either black or white (no pun intended haha). Grey is not the saveur du jour haha I prefer these kind of sarcastic videos, regardless of my own bias because it requires creativity and it's not heavy handed. I would've probably laughed the same if the video was about God's not dead 2 or something like that.
Thanks for your entertaining take on TROP. Your right, this show is bad, and Amazon knows it - why else would they block comments. Long live the real "Lord of the Rings".
I loved how they changed Tom Bombadil into “Lil T. Bombadizzle”. All those sick rhymes he was spittin about the hardships of the cobblestone streets and rough neighborwoods was so real, yo!
The part when the snow-troll appears and Galadriel says "That's no moon, its a space station" then uses the force to kill it single-handedly, and the other elves say in unison "The Force will be with you always, Galadriel".
I loved the part where Gladriel said to the harfoot in the bar: 'Give me your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle'. Then grabbing the shotgun and putting on her Sunglasses. T2 definitely stole this plotline! 🤣
A year later and i still think of this show in awe and wonder. Many days and nights spent sleepless. Pondering the meaning of water and pebbles.... sinking and stuff.
Spoilers: When the Witch King said, "Fool, no man can kill me!" And Boromir showed up in drag and yelled "IT IS MA'AM!!!" and Fus-Ro-Da'd him to his manager's office in Minas Morgul, I fell out of my chair and pooped my pants.
You guys joke but I haven't felt a single time any forced lgbt or racial thing forced in the 3 episodes. Sure there is a black elf, but he doesnt do anything different than any other elf. Now She-Hulk, that's a joke. They try to hard to make men look like are all bad. Gay characters in movies or shows aren't the problem, the problem is if their only trait is being gay in the show just for the sake of having a gay character in it.
@@FirionDude It's just a stupid joke. Diversity is not an issue in this show, and despite all the outcry of racism and sexism, I think there's very few people that are actually upset about an elf being black. That being said, I don't like how the elves in this show are sometimes indistinguishable from the race of men. The elves look more like Greek philosophers than the angelic beings we saw in Jackson's films. Imo, they'd look better if they all had the long, flowing hair like Elrond (in the films) or Legolas. I know... kind of a minor detail, but I think they could've done a lot better with making the elves look aesthetically superior to men. Give Arondir some mane, not a fade!! But I digress. The show has been ok imo so far. The things I don't like are: 1) Galadriel: She acts like every other generic female protagonist in the past few years. It's not that she's powerful, it's that she shows how powerful she is by defying and scowling at any man that dares to get in her way or simply gives her advice. It's weird to me that this "girl boss" behavior is lauded, when if you gave a male protagonist these qualities, he would be vilified and seen as a symbol of toxic masculinity. In short, I just don't find myself empathizing with or liking Galadriel. 2) The very on-the-nose scene representing real-world racism. I don't mind movies or shows having a message, but this is just a slap of modern, real-world politics. Make things a little more subtle if you want to inject politics. 3) The Harfoots.
Crap I never even thought about that before. You’re right, according to woke ideology if Boromir just dressed in drag he would be able to fulfill the prophecy. Oh wow. Lol.
I can't stop thinking about the scene where Sauron, hands bound behind his back and on his knees, lunges at Galadrield before being grabbed and having a sword put to his throat, and says "Who do you think you are?!" and Galdriel simply responds "War. I am war." It still gives me shivers just thinking about it.
Truly, there is no better way to write poetic dialogue than to abandon all poetic structures, allegories and metaphors and simply write an English Intermediate Level line that proves, beyond a doubt, this was done by the greatest simp alive. Magnificent, eloquent, sexist and direct. A truly foolish slap in the face to one of the greatest works of art, leaves me speechless before leaving me devastated about the state of modern cinema. ✊🏿✊🏾✊🏽✊🏼
I loved it when Gladriel killed Andrew Tate and silenced all the white men with her witty comebacks. Then shehulk and Lenny Henry had a dance off that ended racism for ever
Nicely done. Why create a well crafted and deeply complex story with a thoughtful theme and meaningful morals, when you can just regurgitate.... "The Message" The Rings of Feminism is the masterpiece we didn't know we needed.
People keep asking, why's it political, well the fact that not 1 but 2 plots so far have been about misogyny and believe all women whilst the 3rd is about racism. None of them especially subtle about it
I wish people would stop calling it "The RIngs of Feminism" you're implying Galadriel ISNT powerful and she only is in the series because of it. IF you actually read one of Tolkien's works you would know she is older than the Earth and Sun. SHE IS powerful. At most her character was poorly8 protrayed but im not sure how you could accurately protray it without it being boring. She can devastate anything in her path, she is similar to a Goddess. The title I would give this show is "The Rings of Mockery"
@@Ravenbones well…your half right. She is powerful, but not AS powerful as she is portrayed in the series. Problem is they gave her an awful personality/character and most people can sniff a feminist plot a mile away…and this reeks of it.
I currently watch the original again. LOTR is such a masterpiece, the stark contrast between both products is staggering. The LOTRs are like diamonds while the rings of power is a wet smelly bowl of poop. Bon appetite.
I was just going to write "The Toilette Rings Of Power: A Total Shit Show." And I couldn't get past the first 10 seconds of the trailer. A cesspool of human ignorance and moral decay.
She has such a brave heart. Wish they would paint her blue instead of dousing her in Dorito Nacho and Cheese. Ah, well things at least are getting spicy. OMG my word play is so strong I should be writing for that show.
My favourite part was when Elrond said “it’s smithing time” and pulled out his sunglasses whilst saying how mankind are a disease and a cancer to middle earth whilst Young Gandalf was beginning to believe 🥲 Truly a moment of pure ecstasy and should most certainly be the first show ever to win an Oscar
Not to forget the costumes, stitched together by minority inmates at the Auckland correctional center, the armor from amazon's "Joan of Arc" Halloween set, the refreshing lack of wigs, so more elves can look like brave and stunning lesbians. It's amazing, the suspense is killing and generations to come will worship this jewel of a tv series.
For everyone who doesn't understand the joke is the assumption of lack of due process and immediate belief of the female victim simply because she is a female.
Lives will literally be saved by this groundbreaking series, as previously underrepresented groups will finally be able to see themselves as hairy-footed fake-Irish peasants covered in filth. No doubt wrenching them back from the very precipice of ultimate despair. There has not been this much reason for hope since cinema was redefined and perfected by the masterpiece that was The Eternals.
When Galadriel said "it ain't about how hard you can hit, but how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward", I had to pause the show because I was sobbing uncontrollably. It was so beautiful...and brave.
Yeah the part where Galadriel took a shot from clubber lanG & said “is that the best you got? Hit me again, my mother hits harder than that” this shook me deeply.
I love the fact that billions and billions have been lost to making garbage like this in the past 4+ years but they STILL continue to do so. Bleeding so much money, trying to destroy so many known franchises. There is an agenda hidden behind it that is worth it for them and will continue to do so for the next decade. Say goodbye to the old cinema P.S. : You may be lucky to stumble here and there to some good cinema but nowadays is a complete rarity
I especially liked the part where Galadriel beat Michael Jordan in the Dunk Contest with the three point line dunk and started singing "This Is How We Do It" by Montell Jordan. The soundtrack is as epic as the writing!
I wish I had the skills to make a video about this show. I've never been on camera or even made a video before, but this show drove me mad, I'm very frustrated about it and I wish I could talk about it with a wide audience like you, Thanks for voicing my griavances about this insult to Tolkien's legacy!
I am frustrated and disappointed because of the big opportunity missed in this show. When I first heard about making a LOTR tv-series I was pumped. And thought this has to be great because of how big and great of an IP Tolkien is. But I never thought in my wildest dream a company would waste one billion dollars like this.
Just do a voiceover. get it out and put it out. You’ll feel better and you never know, you might just make another video once you have one under your belt. We all have a channel on this platform, go for it
Maybe for an encore Amazon could make a series about Moses leading the Israelites out of Egypt, but swap out the Jewish people in the name of diversity and wokeness. Given that Amazon seems to have such a strong a strong dislike of white men, it's puzzling that Amazon would make such an expensive high-profile series that's fundamentally based on battles in Medieval England, which historically involved white men almost entirely.
I felt it was far more emotionally touching when Gandalf caught the firefly out of the air with just two strands of his thick beard hair whilst Elrond was polishing his armour … truly a heartwarming moment
It began with the forging of the great films. Books were given by Tolkien, immortal, wisest and fairest of all beings. Rights were granted to Jackson, great miner and craftsman of the mountain of lore. And nine, nine hours were gifted to the race of men, who above all else, desire quality. But they were all of them deceived, for another show was made. In the land of Amazon, in the fires of Mount Prime, the Dark Lord Bezos forged in secret a master flop. And into this show he poured his money, his greed and his will to dominate all film. One show to ruin them all.
The best part was when the exhausted male elves turned to Guyladriel after their harrowing march, but she just put on her silvery sunglasses and said "where we are going, we don't need roads!" Pure cinematic excellence!
The Dalorian needed to be wheeled out with Marty and doc and the flux capacitor. Huey Lewis and the news playing “the power of love” in the background. Mid 80s sunglasses 🕶 and Nike sneakers 👟
my absloute favorite part was when galadriel said "it's elfing time" and elfed all over the place, before giving her preferred pronouns to everyone in the immediate vicinity. truly one of the shows of all time.
This was a fantastic review. I feel immeasurably inspired for women in all cultures and ethnic backgrounds. It made me even consider changing my gender because of how powerful they are!
I agree, I also considered changing my gender and color! but staying a male and identifying as female would be far braver! and I have also decided to gain 400 pounds because that is far more stunning and beautiful! we should all focus on the well being of others and not be so trivial about ones own being! And I have decided that I will primarily eat insects because I want to help the environment! Thank you everyone I appreciate you understanding MY choices.
@@negativezero3107 Dude you're still hetero and not a nonbinary sapio and demisexual transperson of colour... Still living in the 1800s or what? Damn you racist! 🤢
Please note that if you found the show boring, unengaging, lacking substance and not respecting the original writers vision - then you are 100% white and racist. So grateful to have our corporate overlords over at Amazon spend a billion to show how progressive, humane and inclusive the Amazon corporation really is. #YouAllBelongHere
When Halbrand looked at Galadriel and said "It's Sauronin time" and she swooned right there, was the scene the entire show, I couldn't even from it, it just was so much I just.
There has never been a more emotionally moving rendition of a classic than The Rings of Power. FINALLY a female hero to root for…the first time in media history. Ground breaking
This review is classic Tolkien! Just like hearing Tolkien herself if she had been a young transwoman in our magical new world order and seen this show!
When she said "How about next time you get an orc that can handle the Wood Elf style. Later Noldorama!" I was so overwhelmed with emotion that I shat my adult diaper and then sat in it for three days.
So revolutionary. So bold. So brilliant. I can immerse myself in this stunning, breathtaking, gorgeous, enchanting, epic fantasy world while also learning important life lessons, like racism and misogyny really are bad.
I came here specifically to see what someone who actually liked the show thought. It only took about 15 seconds to figure out that this video would make me smile all the way through. Well played sir! :)
I like how 5:25 is exactly the opposite of what Tolkien believed. Tolkien was extremely Catholic and one of the defining characteristics of Catholics is the belief that there is no such thing as the sins of the father.
I love how they took a joke from Robin Hood Men in Tights about swimming from Jerusalem to England, and decided to make it a statement of empowerment to Galadriel.
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This show is so good that Amazon deletes any negative reviews.
How can one company absolutely nail one adaption show to near perfection and then completely proceed to butcher another
@@MT-UK i know! The Tick was perfect in everyway. I wish they didnt cancel it
I couldn't even post a review, they kept rejecting it. True story.
Because the rings of power is perfect and thus, any negative review is wrong, therefore they need to be deleted to avoid the spread of false information by fake troll acounts paid by donald trump.
They need to fire everybody associated with this show😂
The sarcasm, the irony, the metaphors, the dryness.. this is pure gold. I am so glad I got this video recommended. Absolutely awesome, absolutely subbed, and absolutely thank you!
Master of mockery level 1000 god mode
Sarcasm? What are you talking about? This is a genuine video.
I love it 😀 He brings joy
Absolutely
the shadeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee in this video is lit
When Galadriel said "I'm Galadriel Skywalker" my heart skipped a beat, truly a series of our era.
Amazons gone too far, they've open a rip in time and space.......
The show is so bad Galadriel coming out as a skywalker would make it so much better!
“A stone will sink because a stone can only see downward” 10/10 dialogue, truly a masterpiece.
Truly, a dialog worth a billion dollars.
The sun shines because it is looking upward. The moon sits in darkness because patriarchy.
@@s3.14dervision I have to consider the possibility that this show was drafted by a lousy AI language model... but I also think it could do better than the rubbish writing in the actual show
@@justice576 here's hoping..
I saw this on a fortune cookie once! 🥠
We all should’ve known what Boromir truly meant when he said: “The world of men will fall”
The age of man is over
The time of the women has come
“I am no man” -Eowyn
“ I decide who I want to love” -Arwen
@Not Convinced revelation?? or revolution?
He was talking about our reality as well as his clearly
When Galadriel said "It's elven time" I jumped from my couch and applauded.
Elvin* time
@@fxseb7
Eleven**
@@jordan_roadhouse4798 Ellfin**
and then she elved all over them
Ok, that one took my by surprise XD
That moment when galadriel said, “say hello to my little friend” and destroyed all the orcs with her machine gun was truly inspiring
😂😂😂😂😂
I loved when Sauron said "Its Sauroning time" and Sauroned all over the enemies. Truly, one of the moments of the decade.
@@Crit-a-cola The most striking image of all time for sure lulz
I heard her saying "I bury them cock-a-roaches" in one scene, so inspiring.
yes... that scene will stay with me through the toughest of those hardest days of the month... when cramps are tearing through me and blood is flowing out me ... May God Bless Galadriels time of the month !
When Galadriel stabbed the Night King and shouted "Down with the patriarchy" it literally send shivers down my spine. Pure gold
The empowerment in that scene made my man boobs express milk... this is the show.
My favourite part was when Elrond said “it’s smithing time” and pulled out his sunglasses whilst saying how mankind are a disease and a cancer to middle earth whilst Young Gandalf was beginning to believe 🥲
Truly a moment of pure ecstasy and should most certainly be the first show ever to win an Oscar
Top comment of the day!
Yeah, but what about the scene where crushed that Orc in a hydraulic press? “You are terminated foul beast!” Oh. Chills.
@@himwhoisnottobenamed5427 the bit where the orc said “I’ll be back” right before ‘they’ disappeared beneath the press was just mind shatteringly epic
You know it’s bad when the TH-cam reviews are more entertaining than the actual show. This was priceless 😂👏🏻👏🏻
This is a true story.
cause you and 90% of critics didnt even watch it lol
@@spicesmuggler2452 Cause shut the fuck up finally Amazon Puppet maybe for you chocolate and shit are same but I can assume you it is not even for such ignorant like you, who eat that corpo shit and still say it is chocolate.
Yawn 🥱….
@@spicesmuggler2452 the writing is on the wall
When Galadriel said: "I am the one who knocks!", I got goosebumps all over my skin. So brave...
"I am the one who knocks!", I got goosebumps all over my skin th-cam.com/video/wMEq1mGpP5A/w-d-xo.html
I love the way she yells out "BITCH" at everything and everyone. So Stunning. So Brave.
i thought it was walter white who said that
Every time the evil sheriff was around and Galadriel would say "Someone's at the door" over and over with that southern accent gave me goosebumps
BRAVO BEZOS
When I was told, that I'm a bad person if I don't like this show, my heart stopped, I stood up and applauded in tears. So stunning, so brave... This truly made me understand how worthless and e' vil I am as a human being.
You're a white male too? I bear this cross with pride, for now I know my sins and am become their sworn enemy. It's like Galadriel said in episode 5 in her inspiring speech to him what fetches her water - albeit poorly by all accounts... well, one account.
And that's why we must give these seasons 100% and a 👍 on every trailer. Only through liking movies and television can we defeat the hu-whyte peepo patriarchy! Stand strong, brothers, dye your hair blue and drink Bud Light! ✊
You've got it fucking backwards mate
@@SS-rr7by What? My username? It's on purpose.
When Hagrid said, “You’re a wizard Galadriel!” That brought it all together.
No no. The part when Galadriel walked out of the police station at the end & you realized that she wasn’t a gimp with a limp but she was Kaiser Galadriel was 🔥 Twas so brave & stunning
I am a wat?
@@Izthishandleavailable Yea yea. What about the part when Galadriel said, "I'll be back" and then killed like 30 armed trained dudes? I literally thought to myself, "Galadriator you inspire me!"
@@gdblesscptamerica1726 yeah but the part where Galadriel was on trial & yelled “you want the truth? You can’t handle the truth” was also levels
@@Izthishandleavailable ok yea cool! What about that amazing scene where Galadriel opened up the zippo and said "Yippikayay MotherFckr!" And then blew up that plane! My non-binary child and I just held each other and wept!
600,000,000 books sold.
Novels translated into 38 languages.
A fanbase energised by Peter Jackson's films.
Award willing radio adaptations.
And Amazon still managed to ruin everything.
Have to give them credit. It takes real effort to screw up on this scale.
Yep its almost impossible to fuck this up, but we are not disapointed, they manage to do that :D
They looked to the Biden Administration for inspiration
They were too busy smelling their own progressive farts to have time to write a good show
Well, they haven't ruined much don't think, except for the chance to see a great adaptation of the 2nd Age, which was never really done. Sadly, it will likely never be again, which makes me sad because I was really looking forward to that particular part of the lore of Middle Earth being expanded upon.
@@kristenjohnson6583 💯 Biden Administration did this 😡😡😤😤
The part where it's reveled that Sauron is actually transgender, just trying to overcome the misogynistic white elves, and then hugs it out with Galadriel pulled the strings of my heart.
😂😎🤣😎
😂😂😂😂😂
Sauronne from Bresil
Don't give them ideas...
Pure gold
I'm still haunted from that scene when Galadriel yells, "What's in the box!?!" at Sauron and then unloads an entire magazine into his head, letting Sauron win.
Oh my god, this is probably the best comment section I have seen in my life😂
@@memaglia8288 I'm still on the fence, but this is definitely getting on par at the ridiculous absurdity with the lenghts of Pitch Meeting's comment section, when spiraling into rabbit holes of complete nonsense.
@@tapiolautavaara9532 I have to read that!
If I had a nickel for everytime he said "strong independent woman" I too could buy the rights to LOTR and then fail to produce a good show.
Only $58.1 million per episode!
It’s not about the money, that’s an ugly capitalist ideal. Its about changing the world for the feminist and being inclusive of “all” people of Color gender and whatever they identify as.
@@kingssman2 who the hell thinks The Hobbit was a masterpiece? Jackson butchered that almost as badly as some of this crap. And make no mistake, the original LotR movies had non-Tolkien messaging too, it was just more subtle.
@@randallturner9094 only thing I hated was how they changed the dwarf king personality out of noway and him needing an object to be king when his grandfather found it while already being king, there was no reason as to why he needed it, other than that loved the first and most of the second movie
They’re about to take it to a new level - as it seems ‘Sauron’ is portrayed by a woman now
People incorrectly reporting Anson Boon is the dude portraying that ‘Slim Shady’ looking character in the trailers who people reckon is Annatar ,Sauron, but in fact it’s not him it’s in fact Bridie Sisson - so she could very well be our Sauron - go feminism I guess
Well done. Comedic genius. If only the writers for ROP had a tenth of your wit, skill, and insight.
Is it sarcasm? I just couldn’t tell. Please tell me it is. I tried looking at his other videos
@@ichan83a It's obvious sarcasm, Drax.
What do you mean? They made this masterpiece?
The sad thing is, the producers believe this as to be true.
@@loshobittos959 Not very obvious. In Wokistan, this mind set is actually "normal".
When Sauron asked Galadriel what her pronouns were and she responded with "I actually don't use any pronouns" it was so stunning and brave it literally gave me goosebumps.
And morgoth coming out of the closet was simply iconic
It was also a lie. "I" is a pronoun.
You mean Guyladriel, right?
This didn’t happen
@@matepenava5888 Aside from it starting to get just a tiny bit old after the first gazillion times or so, that's not how this kind of humour works.
When Galadriel taught the elves about elf privilege was a moment of feminine triumph. So BRAVE and so INSPIRING.
That scene, when Galadiel was in the bunker, and Halbrand reported that Steiner didn't attack, when Galadriel went "DAS WAR EIN BEFEHL" my heart almost stopped. 10/10 moment.
this is one of the best reactions
UND ICH ALLEIN GANZ EUROPA ERORBERT!
Didn't expect a Der Untergang reference here.
Lol'd, read it in hitlers voice
DER ANGRIFF STEINER WAR EIN BEFEHL
That part when Galadriel burst into the church screaming “I OBJECT!” In front of Lord Farquad and Feona literally sent a shiver down my spine.
Ahahahahahahhaah
So brunning, so stave!
When Galadriel said "I am inevitable" and snapped her fingers and destroyed 9/16 of all the universe was both powerful and inspiring. 9/16 is slightly more than half because she is a girl boss and better than that other punk.
Actually made me laugh.
lmaoooo what even is this 😭😭😭😂😂💀
mate...... i just cant anymore xD
Dealing in perfect squares you are, cubes you must be missing
Hell yeah! Women are independent and strong, better than men!
I loved the part where Galadriel drove the tank into Mordor and shouted 'Who you gonna call? Ghost busters!'
That moment when Galadriel roared, "Get to da chopper!" before annihilating the Predator in single combat is so inspiring.
You gotta mouth so big, you could fall into it.
Can somebody explain these kinds of jokes to me? I really don't understand them
@@rajarshichatterjee1565 because in the show she acts like the 80s action movie stars like Schwarzenegger or Stallone. It is not lore accurate they just wanted a "strong woman" as protagonist even tho Galadriel is way stronger in the books just not in sword combat or other stuff. So people make fun of the character portrail and compare here to action movie stars.
@@rajarshichatterjee1565 just asswipes talking shit because they don’t like the show, can’t leave anything alone.
@@rajarshichatterjee1565 It's the format to "It's Morbin Time" meme. Basically saying it's comparable to Morbius. Which is ridiculous as Mobrius was a hundred times better than Rings of Power
Pure Gold! I as a black man enjoyed and liked LOTR from the beginning, I have never once needed someone on screen to look like me to identify with them. Its simple its because I am not racist and my skin color is the last important thing about me. Don't let these woke wankers crap on our beloved fandoms.
Nate, thanks. I was raised in an area with very few black people. I never really knew one until I started working as an adult. I must admit I was shocked that after getting to know them, I didn't notice they were black. They were people. That was decades ago, and I whole heartedly believe in what Martin Luther King Jr. said in his 'I have a dream' speech.
'they will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their character'
Well you would say that.
Respect dude! too many of these fukers are calling the race card on critics and thats ofc not at all what any of us have a problem with :D
Right ..never once as a blk man while enjoying the epicness of lord of the rings have I said to myself “man I’d enjoy this story alot more if it had some blk ppl” smh …
Black elf is the least problem in the show.
"It is no longer a movie or a tv show, it is a woke of art"
Aaaaaahhhhhhhhh That's a great line!!
Exactly! The Woke Critic missed the opportunity to make this pun. smh.
woke'o fart**
Your post is a work of art 😂
All new series are woke fan arts xD I dont even care of this crap. I better like to watch old movies again instead of seeing this woke propaganda shit. Rambo would finish them off xD
I was stunned when Bilbo started writing his book 'There and Back again', and Galadriel jumped through the wall and shouted: "WAIT!!!! DID YOU DOWNLOAD GRAMMARLY?!"
When Gandalf said "Time of man is over, its the age of women now" truly a woke moment in history of cinema
This and "Its morbin time" are the lines that restored my faith in cinematography,nothing has come close to those 2 lines in the past 5 decades
Truly a special moment. I cried tears of joy that all the strong independant woman will now be represented on the big screen
@@realrecognisereviews Nah it will fail
Sure "Gandalf the White" would definitely say that. As his name sugests he is the most supremacist white male patriarch of the Tolkien's world.
@@vvs6433 do you mean Gadolf the White
It's breathtaking to see a show that will once and for all end racism, poverty, and create world peace. This show truly is the second coming.
😂
@@googlelord1678 too smart for LOTR so they gone
That's the World Economic Forum's Great Reset, not The Rings of Power.
@@googlelord1678 Well you see as Asians they have +5 to their intelligence which means they were smart enough to take one look at this show and bounce.
I think you are slightly underestimating the importance of this show sir. How dare you.
The moment galadriel defy gravity by not letting it hold her down is truly inspiring. Just like her not letting a man hold her down gravity can not either truly a master piece
Gravity was invented by issac newton who was a white man, therefore gravity is an invention of the patriarchy to supress women. That scene is basically a metaphor for Galadriel taking down the patriarchy. Truly inspiring.
They did the same thing with the elve in episode 3. Has nothing to do with "feminism". The show-runners simply don't know how to handle camp like Peter Jackson did.
Truly one of the moments ever
I'm guessing Gandalf falling into the pit of doom and surviving doesn't defy gravity.
@@veram6240 It's ok there because he's a guy.
My favorite part is when galadriel said "it's ringing time" and powered all over the place.
truly a masterpiece
Morbin time the woke edition.
Was literally crying and shaking after watching the masterpiece that is ROP. Thankfully my wife's boyfriend made me a soy latte which always calms me down.
😅😂
LMAOOOO
Zamn 😂😂😂
🤣
Lucky u 😊
I liked the part where Galadriel identified as a Michael Phelps and swam so fast. Then she identified as Spider-Man and climbed that mountain. A true masterpiece!
What about that moment when she climbed up a 300m tall tower
@@averagedoomenjoyer1232 /r whoosh
Then she said it's Sauron time and everyone went crazy
You dudes never get girls do you. Grow up lads, its all fiction.
@@jackgreenway4646 the one who's complaining about girls in a comment thread joking about a bad TV show means your prolly haven't been close to a girl for awhile and it got you heated. Watched the first episode with my gf she thought it was shit and so do i
I gotta tell ya, as a straight white male, it feels great to no longer be the racist I was before rings of power came out.
Thanks Rings of power!!!!!!
I'm cured!!!
You will always be racist nothing you do will ever be good enough now shut up, receive the strap on and give away ALL your money.
As a cis white male, it's my solemn duty to inform you, that you are still ignorant of your cultural sins. As this modern masterpiece so accurately stated, the sins of the father are carried by the son. Nothing you can do can ever absolve you of the original sin of being born with that skin tone. no suntan will even absolve you of this high crime. whether or not your ancestors ever harmed a fly is immaterial, that other people who might have looked like them may have done something cruel like own slaves or kill someone over land, (something every people in the history of the world has done) means that you forever are guilty of those crimes. an ethnic taint of evil which is carried by your skin tone.
Almost as if, there were an alienable difference between people based upon how they look. not just in thier character, but in their capability and capacity for violence and oppression. Worse still you are male, and therefor as guilty as all the rapists who've ever lived and now are to pay for the sin of all violent crimes ever perpetuated upon women.
If only there were a word for such a perfect life philosophy as the rings of power has spelled out. Oh right... there is, it appears to be something called "racist", or "fascist"... or even...
Arizona
I take your point, but im always a little baffled when folks say that actually this stuff is fashy. Do you think ol benito, the Austrian, or franco, or Codreannu, would have allowed such a thing to exist in their countries? Mocking the ancestors and folk cultures of their own constituents wasnt actually the first thing on these guys' todo list funnily enough.
@@corneliuscapitalinus845 well, it depends how you define fascism.
If you define it as a reactionary populist zeonophobic, violent, racist idiology, then you're right, this isn't fascist in the least. however this is an incomplete description of fascism (it's a liberal/socialist/french college professor's description of fascism which he then uses to attack anyone right of pol pot). Technically speaking these are aspects of fascism so i can't say they're wrong.
However there is more to fascism. There is a public-corporate partnership, where private enterprise is directed in action by the state. There is racial superiority (some people are born better/worse). There is the totalitarian aspects, using the instruments of state to persecute your political foes. there is the multi-tiers justice system, earned citizenship for service.
Listen, fascism at it's core doesn't have to be "white supremacist". In fact the fascist in Italy, Spain. Peru or Argentina weren't particularly "racists" at all. Radically Nationalistic, yes, racist? not really. the racist aspects were mostly unique to german fascism/nazism. Now that's not to say there weren't "others" that the government singled out for persecution in those states. In Spain the Catalonians were suppressed pretty violently, in Peru the socialist and drug dealers (actually everyone involved in the drug trade from the users to the growers) were brutalized, in Argentina... well mostly it was just political opponents who were persecuted, though the fanatical Peronistas and descomunicado did participate in some violence against some of the upper classes.
because of the variations in the forms of fascism throughout history, we can pair down some aspects of it for clarity.
1) ultra-nationalistic (this does not mean anti-imegrent or racist, this means pro-country and anti-enemies of the country, to the point of mob violence)
2) Government Corperate partnership
3) political violence as a tool of both the state and the supporters
4) usually Populist in message (not always, Franco wasn't really a populist, nor was Pinoche)
5) typically an "other" used by the government to blame for failures, or to accuse of sabotage (this can be both racist or classest or simply political enemies, but the use of an OTHER to persicute is guarenteed)
Now obviously the showrunners of this tripe aren't actual fascist. Though they share many of the same concepts. They're all for bashing the "other" they're not above political violence to get their way, and their side of things has an active public-private partnership going on. They even have a deeply racist message (though they will twist the language and deny this and call it "anti-racist" if you actually read anti-racist scholarship at the heart of "anti-racism" is the belief the only way to balance the scales of historic racism people have suffered, is to be racist to their oppressors (yes, anti-racism means being more racist right back at the people who you think look like people who did you or your group wrong).
It's odious, and evil, and yes isn't really true fascism because these people loath this country almost as much as they loath white males, but it shares most of the rest of fascism with fascist and since they like to call their foes fascist for no other reason then not agreeing with them, there is a certain childish pleasure i get tossing the insult back at them.
@@arizona_anime_fan Fascism is simply a union of State and Industry. The rest is simply bad people in power.
A puppy is a dog, but a dog isn't necessarily a puppy.
I love the part where Sauron told Galadriel "winter is coming!" and she replied "hodoooor".
Masterpiece!!
When Galadrial yelled "I get catcalled! I handle anger infinitely better than you!" I wept with joy. Stunning and brave.
That's a good one kekw
Yeah the part where Celeborn walked up to the cat caller and bitch slapped the 🤬 outta him whilst screaming “keep my future wife’s name out your 🤬ing mouth” was just an absolutely beautiful moment ….😢
When she raised her Gillette razorsword at the local bbq and yelled "Boys will be boys? Men must do better!" really sent a message! So inspiring!
How about when galadriel went to boxing match to get $3000 and buy a car to pleased her bf. The owner gave only 100 dollars. She complained and the owner think he missed the part where is his problem. The owner get robbed and blamed galandriel for not stopping the robbers, galandrier just replied
*"I missed the part where is my problem"*
Truly the most magnificent scene in history
@@Nobodyss21 LMAO
So glad racism is over. God bless these amazing strong and brave writers, producers and actors for showing is the end of such a dark time in human history. How shall we ever repay them for their courage and benevolence?
By ignoring and forget them for all of eternity, I think that is what they wanted. May these brave souls rest in peace.
If we give them a handful of Skittles do you think they'd go and just leave us all alone?
If they were white actor would you have been better....You get mad when there are no black characters and then when they are you still doesn't like it
WE DID IT!! WE BEAT RACISM!!!
this just in: racism rates drop to 0. thanks amazon!
The part when Galadriel and her lesbian black lover drove their convertible over the canyon cliff rather than get brought down by the toxic gang of white male cops made my heart soar just like their car.
Oh, you must be thinking of the OLD story: where they have to resort to suicide to beat / escape the Patriarchy. This time, Guylardrrriel and MaryBlackLivesMatterSue stand up and glare at the males and TELL THEM OFF... and that puts them right in their place and they automatically surrender whatever stolen power they have back to the rightful owners: the Grrrls.
LEL
You know damn well that if Thelma and Louise came out today they would complain that it was directed by a man
What an emotional scene that was!!!
And then Galadriel screams "I shagged her rotten, baby! Yeah!" My heart almost stopped!😁
The worst part is you can hardly even tell if this is in the show or not
Such gripping storytelling held me in awe. When Galadriel became a single mom I knew there was no going back.
I loved when Elrond came to terms with his white privilege and apologized to the dwarf queen. Then came out as non binary and told everyone his preferred pronouns. It’s a masterpiece.
Their Blackrock social score is gonna be so high! Investors will know that Amazon is a good investment according to their data! They need to pander to their investors not the psh fans of the progenitor of the entire modern fantasy genre. Fuck the core audience, the social score is high!
R u serious? Maybe I shouldn’t watch it…
Only the woke left could cast a black English woman as a Scottish dwarf and call it representation.
One of the negative stereotypes Scottish people get is that we are frugle/greedy and yet this woke masterpiece saw it as representation to make all the arguably greedy and frugle dwarves Scottish but thats not enough of an insult, have to make sure it's not an actual Scottish person, but a black English woman.
Like you cant even make this shit up man lol.
It's like watching Jeff Bezos on an incredibly expensive toilet, using the original manuscript of the Hobbit to wipe, and then his newspaper tells us how wonderful this is.
@@taylornox it's fictional world not scottish ffs. They just wanted the accent cause it gives like an ancient language vibes to it.
Are all anti woke bozos this dumb?? What in the...
When Galadriel said “Its Elfing Time” and then Elved all over those Orcs I literally cried.
The best scene in any show ever.
In fact I would recommend nobody ever watch this show no matter what as it will simply bring you to tears at the one minute mark.
Awe man when she Elved all over those orcs it was so hot. I got an evil male boner while watching her with my evil white male gaze. But I couldn’t deny it! How she quickly slayed that ice troll, without even a hint of effort. Wow. Just wow. I want her to make her Karen sneer at me and elf all over me
No, the best part was when Gandalf says; "So what are we? Some kind of rings of power?".
Goosebumps......
When Galadriel said “Its Elfing Time” and then Elved all over those Orcs. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
She doesn’t say that
@@REE-Animation yes she does I watched the whole season
I loved the part where Sauron kneels on a burnt field and says: " I love the smell of napalm in the morning...smells like victory". Gave me the chills.
I prefered when Sauron started a duelling banjo set with an albino orc.
Lord of the Apocalypse Now
Lord of the Apocalypse Now Redux
My favourite part was when Elrond said “it’s smithing time” and pulled out his sunglasses whilst saying how mankind are a disease and a cancer to middle earth whilst Young Gandalf was beginning to believe 🥲
Truly a moment of pure ecstasy and should most certainly be the first show ever to win an Oscar
I loved when the hobbits showed up, said "it's Hobbin time" and hobbed all over the bad guys
Casting Ru-Paul as the dragon Glaurung was a master stroke.
One of the coolest scenes that might have been in the show was when Sauron was trying to convince all the white Uruk Hai that they should hunt down all the halflings and judge them based on the color of their skin. But then all the strong and diverse women formed a chain and were like "Not on our watch. Hate has no place here!". It was so brave.
🤣🤣🤣 Nailed it!
My favourite scene is when Sauron declared 'I am racist' to which Strong Woman declared 'There is no races' and punched him which made Sauron instantly realise how obviously wrong it was, so it turned its life around and became a demisexual furry in a pansexual polygamous relationship with 2 pre-op transman, a gender-queer Orc and Strong Woman - whom Sauron worships as a god (not goddess because gender is a social construct) for being so strong and independant.
Then the Uruk Hai tore through them like tissue paper and killed anyone darker than light tan. Thus, none were to be found in the third age
@@bluered3228 They gave up their lives to farther the cause of social justice, and by "they" I don't mean Ezra Miller, but those brave, diverse Hobbits who were obviously killed before the third age, by Donald Trump.
@@Neion8 rumor has it Sauron is still working on its pronouns!
The scary thing is that without the sarcastic "dramatic reading" voice, I wouldnt be completely sure this was satire.
I could easily imagine and almost identical article from Collider or Kotaku exactly like this but 100% serious.
True haha People can have their own opinion of course, but since we are not in the discussions era right now, everything is either black or white (no pun intended haha). Grey is not the saveur du jour haha I prefer these kind of sarcastic videos, regardless of my own bias because it requires creativity and it's not heavy handed. I would've probably laughed the same if the video was about God's not dead 2 or something like that.
Thanks for your entertaining take on TROP. Your right, this show is bad, and Amazon knows it - why else would they block comments. Long live the real "Lord of the Rings".
TROP hah
*you're
And playing the race card
If a turd could be a master piece this is it...a nice stinky long fat square shaped dookie log...master piece turd
That part where Galadrial said "Come with me if you want to live." was stunning and brave. It made me the shiver!
I loved how they changed Tom Bombadil into “Lil T. Bombadizzle”. All those sick rhymes he was spittin about the hardships of the cobblestone streets and rough neighborwoods was so real, yo!
Your comment is underrated my man! 🤣🤣🤣 That is a good one.
Lil T. Bombadizzle 😂🤣😂
@@brendanposey265 Yea I posted it too late. 😅
Realistically, T. Bombadizzle is the only wizard who can talk about "the jungle".
Hahahaaaa
The part when the snow-troll appears and Galadriel says "That's no moon, its a space station" then uses the force to kill it single-handedly, and the other elves say in unison "The Force will be with you always, Galadriel".
I love that scene, truly inspired me and my pillow
I loved the part where Gladriel said to the harfoot in the bar: 'Give me your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle'.
Then grabbing the shotgun and putting on her Sunglasses.
T2 definitely stole this plotline!
🤣
What is the source of this kind of comments?
@@aktchungrabanio6467 LOTR: Rings of Power
@@JoshuaEricSViana seriously, motorcycle? in LOTR?
@@thk03 dude...get with it!!! HA HA HA HA HA
@@thk03 I'm more concerned with how she managed to fit into the clothes and boots of the harfoot.
A year later and i still think of this show in awe and wonder. Many days and nights spent sleepless. Pondering the meaning of water and pebbles.... sinking and stuff.
“Evil cannot create anything new, they can only corrupt and ruin good forces have invented or made”----J.R.R. Tolkien
Spoilers: When the Witch King said, "Fool, no man can kill me!" And Boromir showed up in drag and yelled "IT IS MA'AM!!!" and Fus-Ro-Da'd him to his manager's office in Minas Morgul, I fell out of my chair and pooped my pants.
Tremendous. Just....perfect
I almost fell out of my chair reading this comment
You guys joke but I haven't felt a single time any forced lgbt or racial thing forced in the 3 episodes. Sure there is a black elf, but he doesnt do anything different than any other elf. Now She-Hulk, that's a joke. They try to hard to make men look like are all bad. Gay characters in movies or shows aren't the problem, the problem is if their only trait is being gay in the show just for the sake of having a gay character in it.
@@FirionDude It's just a stupid joke. Diversity is not an issue in this show, and despite all the outcry of racism and sexism, I think there's very few people that are actually upset about an elf being black. That being said, I don't like how the elves in this show are sometimes indistinguishable from the race of men. The elves look more like Greek philosophers than the angelic beings we saw in Jackson's films. Imo, they'd look better if they all had the long, flowing hair like Elrond (in the films) or Legolas. I know... kind of a minor detail, but I think they could've done a lot better with making the elves look aesthetically superior to men. Give Arondir some mane, not a fade!! But I digress.
The show has been ok imo so far. The things I don't like are:
1) Galadriel: She acts like every other generic female protagonist in the past few years. It's not that she's powerful, it's that she shows how powerful she is by defying and scowling at any man that dares to get in her way or simply gives her advice. It's weird to me that this "girl boss" behavior is lauded, when if you gave a male protagonist these qualities, he would be vilified and seen as a symbol of toxic masculinity. In short, I just don't find myself empathizing with or liking Galadriel.
2) The very on-the-nose scene representing real-world racism. I don't mind movies or shows having a message, but this is just a slap of modern, real-world politics. Make things a little more subtle if you want to inject politics.
3) The Harfoots.
Crap I never even thought about that before. You’re right, according to woke ideology if Boromir just dressed in drag he would be able to fulfill the prophecy. Oh wow. Lol.
When Galadril said "We're gonna need a bigger boat", that's when I realized this is a masterpiece
I can't stop thinking about the scene where Sauron, hands bound behind his back and on his knees, lunges at Galadrield before being grabbed and having a sword put to his throat, and says "Who do you think you are?!" and Galdriel simply responds "War. I am war."
It still gives me shivers just thinking about it.
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The level of sarcasm in this video is out of this world. Subscribed
Truly, there is no better way to write poetic dialogue than to abandon all poetic structures, allegories and metaphors and simply write an English Intermediate Level line that proves, beyond a doubt, this was done by the greatest simp alive. Magnificent, eloquent, sexist and direct. A truly foolish slap in the face to one of the greatest works of art, leaves me speechless before leaving me devastated about the state of modern cinema. ✊🏿✊🏾✊🏽✊🏼
because all the modern script writers graduated from crappy woke art schools and learned absolutely nothing but the "message".
@@clairejiang1159 or massage
Ziga ne seri
You have not seen.
@@clairejiang1159 Can you explaim in your own words what "woke" and "message" mean?
For one dreadful moment I thought this was for real, until the irony kicks in and I could breathe a sigh of relief. Brilliant mate.
Perish the thought! This review is real! 😂👍
When Galadriel turned to that one wite man and said "stay gold Pony Boy, stay gold." I sobbed into my Snuggy. What a masterpiece !
I loved it when Gladriel killed Andrew Tate and silenced all the white men with her witty comebacks. Then shehulk and Lenny Henry had a dance off that ended racism for ever
Dance offs are ableist. That’s why they made Footloose to promote the banning of dancing.
Nicely done.
Why create a well crafted and deeply complex story with a thoughtful theme and meaningful morals, when you can just regurgitate....
"The Message"
The Rings of Feminism is the masterpiece we didn't know we needed.
People keep asking, why's it political, well the fact that not 1 but 2 plots so far have been about misogyny and believe all women whilst the 3rd is about racism. None of them especially subtle about it
Hopefully it's the one franchise to finally bind the fanbases in uproar.
I wish people would stop calling it "The RIngs of Feminism" you're implying Galadriel ISNT powerful and she only is in the series because of it. IF you actually read one of Tolkien's works you would know she is older than the Earth and Sun. SHE IS powerful. At most her character was poorly8 protrayed but im not sure how you could accurately protray it without it being boring. She can devastate anything in her path, she is similar to a Goddess. The title I would give this show is "The Rings of Mockery"
@@Ravenbones doesnt change anything, the writing acting and show runners suck and are lazy aswell.
@@Ravenbones well…your half right. She is powerful, but not AS powerful as she is portrayed in the series. Problem is they gave her an awful personality/character and most people can sniff a feminist plot a mile away…and this reeks of it.
I currently watch the original again. LOTR is such a masterpiece, the stark contrast between both products is staggering. The LOTRs are like diamonds while the rings of power is a wet smelly bowl of poop. Bon appetite.
Yeah that’s been the best part of this show- it inspired me to watch the movies once again.
Trying to decide which is worse. Eating poop or cracking my teeth and perforating my guts with diamond cereal. Oh wait...
They are not for eating.
It's like fake food. Looks like tasty grape but when you take a bite it was poop
I was just going to write "The Toilette Rings Of Power: A Total Shit Show." And I couldn't get past the first 10 seconds of the trailer. A cesspool of human ignorance and moral decay.
Hmmm. It had some flaws, but was very good.
The Hobbit trilogy was mostly crap though, and I'm not watching Rings of Power
The part where they said: "it's ringing time" and ringed all over the Middle Earth was so touching.
Definitely one of the TV shows of all time.
My favorite part was where galadriel said "they may take our lives but they will never take our freedom!!" Stunning and brave, it left me shivering.
Dude. Braveheart is my favorite movie. Greetings from Brazil.
She has such a brave heart. Wish they would paint her blue instead of dousing her in Dorito Nacho and Cheese. Ah, well things at least are getting spicy. OMG my word play is so strong I should be writing for that show.
The new LOTR is so up-to-date, they even included an elf with a fade. Incredible, bravo
Was not prepared for how hard this would make me laugh🤣
I nearly turned it off right there in that opening sequence when i seen that. Lmao unreal.
Rangz ah power!!!!!!!....We waz Kangs n shyitt 👑🍗🍉🧃
Haha honestly the bad writting inaccurate lore and woke crap i can just barely tollerate. But the hair styles on the elves drives me insane.
My favourite part was when Elrond said “it’s smithing time” and pulled out his sunglasses whilst saying how mankind are a disease and a cancer to middle earth whilst Young Gandalf was beginning to believe 🥲
Truly a moment of pure ecstasy and should most certainly be the first show ever to win an Oscar
I couldn't hold back the tears when Galadrielf finally defeated Ivan Drago in the 71st annual Hunger Games. It was an amazing moment.
And her speech "If I change. And you can change. Then everyone can CHANGE."
"The suit makes the man...when it fits a woman."
Stop with the spoilers! I haven't seen it yet!
When Guyladriel said that timeless line “Nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
Thank you Amazon, greatest show ever
Not to forget the costumes, stitched together by minority inmates at the Auckland correctional center, the armor from amazon's "Joan of Arc" Halloween set, the refreshing lack of wigs, so more elves can look like brave and stunning lesbians. It's amazing, the suspense is killing and generations to come will worship this jewel of a tv series.
Im so glad racism and sexism are now finally over. Thank you Rings of Power!
I really don't think anyone is intelligent or self aware enough on here to get that.
@@Dunk7165 And you are indeed the very proof of that.
Dude, shut up with that silly talk.
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No no no that’s not the goal they want to keep it going. Fan the flames of hatred if you will. Sexism/racism are franchises now.
Loved the part where Galadriel accused Harvey Weinstein of rape so brave. I shed a tear.
In this show Harvey Weinstein accuses Galadriel of rape
Ok I really don't get this joke .. could someone please explain
@@kimmmwest4641 i dont get it either.
@@aa-kz7hc Harvey Weinstein. Me too. Galadriel.
For everyone who doesn't understand the joke is the assumption of lack of due process and immediate belief of the female victim simply because she is a female.
10/10 video, very respectable opinion. The rings of power writers must be direct descendants of Tolkien himself with how amazing this show is
Seriously though got a few good belly laughs from this vid. Subbed
Lives will literally be saved by this groundbreaking series, as previously underrepresented groups will finally be able to see themselves as hairy-footed fake-Irish peasants covered in filth. No doubt wrenching them back from the very precipice of ultimate despair. There has not been this much reason for hope since cinema was redefined and perfected by the masterpiece that was The Eternals.
Show was terrible. They seek to emasculate all men making them into pussies. Destroying the very fabric of families
I want to be best friends with you.
This is it.
Man I love all the sarcasm in these comments.😂
I cant relate to any character because nobody wears tshirts and jeans... I wish the series was more reflective of today's world...
When Galadriel said "it ain't about how hard you can hit, but how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward", I had to pause the show because I was sobbing uncontrollably. It was so beautiful...and brave.
That scene where she was running through the streets of Gondor with Howard Shore's "Gonna Fly Now" playing was so inspiring.
Yeah the part where Galadriel took a shot from clubber lanG & said “is that the best you got? Hit me again, my mother hits harder than that” this shook me deeply.
Lmao
I love the fact that billions and billions have been lost to making garbage like this in the past 4+ years but they STILL continue to do so. Bleeding so much money, trying to destroy so many known franchises. There is an agenda hidden behind it that is worth it for them and will continue to do so for the next decade. Say goodbye to the old cinema
P.S. : You may be lucky to stumble here and there to some good cinema but nowadays is a complete rarity
As Rogan would say, they have too much “fuck it money.”
Can conform it. ‘Cinema is rare nowadays’
Communist propaganda.
They continue cuz people watch it lol xD it's like Michael Bay said in an interview "I make transformers movies and you will watch them"
The Batman and Top Gun Maverick were true cinema for me.
That episode where Galadriel started twerking in her office was truly one of the best episodes in television history.
I was speechless after the first twenty minutes of the first episode. Thank you for putting words to what I could not.
I’ll give you one simple word. Garbage 🗑. One more in case you want Ripoff
I especially liked the part where Galadriel beat Michael Jordan in the Dunk Contest with the three point line dunk and started singing "This Is How We Do It" by Montell Jordan. The soundtrack is as epic as the writing!
I wish I had the skills to make a video about this show. I've never been on camera or even made a video before, but this show drove me mad, I'm very frustrated about it and I wish I could talk about it with a wide audience like you, Thanks for voicing my griavances about this insult to Tolkien's legacy!
Such classic Tolkien!
Same here bro
I am frustrated and disappointed because of the big opportunity missed in this show. When I first heard about making a LOTR tv-series I was pumped. And thought this has to be great because of how big and great of an IP Tolkien is. But I never thought in my wildest dream a company would waste one billion dollars like this.
@@sebulbathx they turned it into a woke freak show. I hope nobody watches it so they learn
Just do a voiceover. get it out and put it out. You’ll feel better and you never know, you might just make another video once you have one under your belt. We all have a channel on this platform, go for it
You missed the that stunning, inspiring line, when someone asks Galadriel: "Why do you keep fighting?" - epic pause - "Because I cannot stop."👏👏
Maybe for an encore Amazon could make a series about Moses leading the Israelites out of Egypt, but swap out the Jewish people in the name of diversity and wokeness. Given that Amazon seems to have such a strong a strong dislike of white men, it's puzzling that Amazon would make such an expensive high-profile series that's fundamentally based on battles in Medieval England, which historically involved white men almost entirely.
Moses? You mean Mosene? Actually they'll probably try to say Miriam led them over and call it the "true" story.
Oy Vey! 🇦🇷
You realize jews back then were super brown. If we're gonna be accurate then we wouldn't see a bunch of sunburnt white people crossing the desert.
maybe we can make Moses a woman!!
@Wane Lee yep, this is probably already in production somewhere.
When Galadriel executed a perfect crane kick against Johnny Lawrence to win the championship, I had tears in my eyes.
I felt it was far more emotionally touching when Gandalf caught the firefly out of the air with just two strands of his thick beard hair whilst Elrond was polishing his armour … truly a heartwarming moment
That crane kick scene was good, but when she headkicked Kamaru Usman to win the UFC Welterweight championship, that's when I cried tears of joy.
Sweep the leg Johnny.
No wonder Johnny Lawrence was so fucked up after that fight 😂
It began with the forging of the great films. Books were given by Tolkien, immortal, wisest and fairest of all beings. Rights were granted to Jackson, great miner and craftsman of the mountain of lore. And nine, nine hours were gifted to the race of men, who above all else, desire quality. But they were all of them deceived, for another show was made. In the land of Amazon, in the fires of Mount Prime, the Dark Lord Bezos forged in secret a master flop. And into this show he poured his money, his greed and his will to dominate all film. One show to ruin them all.
THIS NEEDS MORE LIKES
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this is the funniest by far
Best comment on here so far
When I find myself muttering “Oh god more of this” at the start of every dialogue exchange, I know the writing is world class.
The best part was when the exhausted male elves turned to Guyladriel after their harrowing march, but she just put on her silvery sunglasses and said "where we are going, we don't need roads!" Pure cinematic excellence!
Your profile pic looks exactly like my cat
that is very shallow
@@TheGoofis You dare speak ill of the fortitude of the fey folk female?
"YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!" 🎶 🎵
The Dalorian needed to be wheeled out with Marty and doc and the flux capacitor. Huey Lewis and the news playing “the power of love” in the background. Mid 80s sunglasses 🕶 and Nike sneakers 👟
my absloute favorite part was when galadriel said "it's elfing time" and elfed all over the place, before giving her preferred pronouns to everyone in the immediate vicinity. truly one of the shows of all time.
Truly yes
it was definitely a show, to be sure
This was a fantastic review. I feel immeasurably inspired for women in all cultures and ethnic backgrounds. It made me even consider changing my gender because of how powerful they are!
And don't you dare to forget changing the colour of your skin or be damned!
I agree, I also considered changing my gender and color! but staying a male and identifying as female would be far braver! and I have also decided to gain 400 pounds because that is far more stunning and beautiful! we should all focus on the well being of others and not be so trivial about ones own being! And I have decided that I will primarily eat insects because I want to help the environment! Thank you everyone I appreciate you understanding MY choices.
@@negativezero3107 Dude you're still hetero and not a nonbinary sapio and demisexual transperson of colour... Still living in the 1800s or what? Damn you racist! 🤢
This show made me feel like a empowered wahmen even though I'm a man.
@@negativezero3107 why limit yourself to one sex, when you can have them all in your 200kg body.
The scene when Galadriel bursted it screaming ‘Leeroy Jenkins!’ Was so epic!
Please note that if you found the show boring, unengaging, lacking substance and not respecting the original writers vision - then you are 100% white and racist. So grateful to have our corporate overlords over at Amazon spend a billion to show how progressive, humane and inclusive the Amazon corporation really is. #YouAllBelongHere
And also cuz "The View" told me I was racist for thinking so
HAhahahahahahhahah you are racist and you are not even aware of it
Mexican here, the writing is dog shit
The brief videos shitting on this series are more entertaining and better written than the actual billion dollar TV show...
That moment when Galadriel says "Fellowship assemble", literal chills.
When Halbrand looked at Galadriel and said "It's Sauronin time" and she swooned right there, was the scene the entire show, I couldn't even from it, it just was so much I just.
There has never been a more emotionally moving rendition of a classic than The Rings of Power. FINALLY a female hero to root for…the first time in media history. Ground breaking
bruhhhhhhh
I can’t believe they were the first ones…but here we are. Blessed day.
Such classic Tolkien!
Root...for? That didn't come ...out.. the way you intended. Or did it?
Wow guess us MMA fans have more than one fandom we belong to.
This review is classic Tolkien! Just like hearing Tolkien herself if she had been a young transwoman in our magical new world order and seen this show!
When Guyladriel said - "I'M WALKIN' HERE" absolute goosebumps. Powerful scene.
When she said "How about next time you get an orc that can handle the Wood Elf style. Later Noldorama!" I was so overwhelmed with emotion that I shat my adult diaper and then sat in it for three days.
lots of people in the comments here lack the notion of sarcasm apparently
When Galadriel said : "I am the Rings of Power" I felt chills running down my spine
hahahahahahahaha
"I...am...Rings of Power.." *Snap*
Old joke, it's not funny anymore
@@georgepanicker61916 ratio unfortunately
So revolutionary. So bold. So brilliant. I can immerse myself in this stunning, breathtaking, gorgeous, enchanting, epic fantasy world while also learning important life lessons, like racism and misogyny really are bad.
its a stunning cinescope with such inclusivity i cant wait for season 2 and 3
Truly inspiring
Horrifyingly insightful.
But remember, toxic masculinity is good when a strong, independent woman is doing it.
Whooa steady on. raysism is only bad if directed at protected groups. ROP writers are fine with it, if it's directed at we ethnically European men.
I came here specifically to see what someone who actually liked the show thought. It only took about 15 seconds to figure out that this video would make me smile all the way through. Well played sir! :)
I like how 5:25 is exactly the opposite of what Tolkien believed. Tolkien was extremely Catholic and one of the defining characteristics of Catholics is the belief that there is no such thing as the sins of the father.
I love how they took a joke from Robin Hood Men in Tights about swimming from Jerusalem to England, and decided to make it a statement of empowerment to Galadriel.