"José Jalapeño's ski trip" | Jeff Dunham's Very Special Christmas Special | JEFF DUNHAM
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- José Jalapeño talks about his adventurous first time skiing with Achmed and Peanut in this clip from my 2008 special "Jeff Dunham's Very Special Christmas Special." Enjoy!
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Jeff:Why didn't you help Achmed?
José:We were laughing too hard
How many people's friends are this way?
@@FlamingCockatiel I’m josè my best friend is peanut and my annoying cousin is Achmed
lol. Bone was sticking out.
i want to see their ski trip animated
Spackle Goose I think I have an idea of what to do in my spare time.
I could make that happen in FlipaClip
Yes! We need a whole animated series based of his stand-up!
That's a good idea, goose.
Me too
Peanut and José are the best duo ever! you are great, Jeff!!
i watch this every year now-twice each time @ least! always LMAO
***** yeah when you're mexican.. or a jalapeno ;)
Rayne Kraven on a sthick
I hate My Pencils it wasn't ''on a steeeeck''?
on a steek
Peanut: I think he needs a bigger stick.
Jose *savagely*: That’s not what your mother said.
Jose has the best comebacks of all time.
Fr😂😂😂
I know I've seen this a dozen times already, so why is it still f**king hilarious?
The part abot waking up,then taking a nap is probably why.Funny.
+Aud Appleton about,not abot.
Joseph Womer yes
Joseph Womer ikr.. cracking me up
Yes😂😂
The way Peanut looks at Jeff after saying something stupid kills me every time 😂
Jeff: Feliz Navidad? Peanut: Yeah, that bitch.
Joseph Womer as soon as I read this.
Sanstheskelapun same
Joseph Womer 😂😂😂😂 that was fucking funny
Orle
OLE!
Despite having no other facial expression you can feel the unbridled rage from Jose
" You put a splint on it?"
" Of course."
" What'd you use?"
"Me."😂😂😂😂
“I think he needs a bigger stick!”
“That’s not what your mother said”
LMAOOOOO
The best part from this video is when Jeff said "Jose doesn't run to the Boarder." And Peanut "you're right he goes doing doing doing doing." LMAO.😂
The Rock dong dong dong not doing
Lol true
@@katarca3977 dong is the wrong word too unless you are talking about the appendage up its head lol
think the spelling is dowge
I can't go without laughing hahahaha
Doing is right
I can amagine all three of them on a ski trip and all of that happening
Maybe a skit
Peanut: We were finally rescued by a St. Bernard.
Jose: But the dog took Achmed and buried his ass.
XD
Lol. Now Jose is telling the insensitive jokes.
carultch the best was the
Jose I wake up on Christmas morning
Peanut then you take a nap
Peanut no I know you work very hard you run to the border and decorate all the barbed wire
Jeff Jose does not run to the border
Peanut your right he goes boing boing boing
Jeff So Jose what does Christmas mean to you
Jose it's the day Jesus was born
Peanut I didn't know your gardener was born on Christmas Day hey Jesus happy birthday man you know you can skip the leaves
Jeff so Jose what do you want for Christmas
Peanut I think he wants a bigger stick
Jose that's not what your mother said
XD
Jacob Robinson brh. what the fuck
What?
Jacob Robinson im sorry
There’s always that one woman, who’s just dying of laugher.
Not woman,a bitch
She sure is getting value for her money!
Me 100%
Hearing that one women laugh louder then the whole crowd makes it funnier to me😂😂😂
Usually contagious laughter comes from babies, but occasionally there’s one adult that can pull it off. 😂
"We wake up in the morning...." "And then they take a nap" #StoryOfMyLife
same xD
+The Cowboy 0_0 what.
I died at that part LMAOF 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Zizi K. Literally me
I know the feeling.
josé: we wake up in the morning-
peanut: and then they take a nap
I LITERALLY DIED AT THAT PART XDDDD
I loved the part when Jose said then the dog took achmed and buried his ass
The Gaming Duck
Ndgsakkg
😬😁😈😧😧😄
My favourite part was when peanut says hose does something called nabadad chick mantis fillies CRAZY
I don't care how many times I watch this I laugh my butt off. LOL Its hilarious when Jose starts with the Momma jokes.
Peanut: he needs a bigger stick
Jose: that's not what your mother said
Me: died of laughter
that one never gets old
no peanut. you confused him with yourself
Jose is savage as all hell
+Dragon Girl Margret
probably why the ladies love him
hahahaha
Jose: we were trapped in the snow for 3 days
Jeff: wow did you have anything to eat?
Peanut: a "jalapeno"
Lmao I just love that part
You're a sick bastard lmao 😂
😂😂😂😂😂
Me too! 🤣🤣
dat one laughing lady in crowd :D
Thought it was just me that heard her laugh
That's how I laugh right now
No...she's not me
@@DonutLord32 how did you think that
@@DonutLord32 timestamp?
@@marcus4526_ They don't show her face you just hear her loud laugh. Its a very loud cackle
4:23
That is why Jose is one of my favorite character, he’s able to give Peanut the business.
I died 😂😂
"Feliz Navidad"
-jeff
"Yeah that bitch!"
-peanut I died
“I didn’t know your gardener was born on Christmas”
laughing uncontrollably
Jose: We were trapped in the snow for 3 days.
Jeff: Wow, did you have anything to eat?
Peanut: A Jalapeno!
That one was gold!
+Elias Khalil ON A STIECK!!!11
I liked the bone was sticking out
Jeff: did you put a splint on it?
peanut: yes
Jeff: what did you use?
Jose: me...
Elias Khalil A jalapeno! While whispering yeah hahaha
José: You're a seek bastard!
Jalapeńo
3:50 No matter how hard I try, i can't help but laugh every time hahaha
"He celebrates something called 'navidad'.
With some chick named Phyllis."
Shawnee S Phyllise Navidad
@@mikestock969 yeah that bitch
That means "Merry Christmas" in Spanish
@@retiredmatthewshort1635 OLE!
Jeff: Here he is
Peanut: Jose Jalapeno on a stick
I can picture this whole ski trip playing out and there was mass mayhem, panic and laughing.
"We Wake Up in the morning"
"And then they take a nap"
😂😂😂
GOLDEN
"How was the skiing?"
"Great"
"I had to snowboard"
"STICKKKK"
So did you dress warmly for the trip?
"Si"
What did you wear?
"A scarf."
And One Boot
Elaine Cuenca 😂😂 Too funny
Elaine Cuenca You know what he could use as a raincoat? "A Condom!!"
Mike Stock All right so how did the trip go?
Jack Dauphinais It was a disaster...
When I'm feeling sad, I watch Jeff's shows.
Spooky Action okey
yep
Same here
Yep
Same
I sometimes forget that they are puppets because of how real they act
Me too
Anyone would forget that. It's muppet syndrome.
"we wake up in the morning,and then they take a nap"I just can't stop laughing
xXn00b slayerXx I didn't know trump was born on Christmas
Jeff is by far the best ventriloquist on the planet. He brings characters to life like no one else. It’s truly hard to believe these characters are just puppets. He’s that good!
José: That's not what your mother said.
Audience: OOOOOOOOHHH!
That, to me, was a savage jose moment right there.
Peanut: “😧”
😆LOL 🤣 😂
I can’t name a better duo when it comes to comedy with Jośe and Peanut 😂😂
Jeff : did you have anything to eat?
peanut : a jalapeño
José : you sick bastard
me : omg why?
I'm still laughing laughing after repeatedly watching this for 3 years
I could just picture Jose bouncing to the boarder.
Same
boing boing boing
I DID TOO!!!
Jose doesn't run to the border
Mathew Godfrey Me too
Not gonna lie, I hope someone someday makes an animated version of the ski trip as that would be hilarious, or Jose bouncing to the border haha
Ikr
There used to be. It got taken down.
I love when peanut laughs at his own jokes
Jeff Dunn:Why did you not help Acmed
Joes:Because we were laughing to hard
Me:Laughing So Hard
LOVE YOU GUYS 💖❤💖❤💖❤💖❤
Jose: the dog took took Achmed and buried his ass
peanut: his head and his feet it was hilarious
Jeff: what did you help Achmed
Jose: we were laughing too hard
Jose does not run to the border
You're right... he goes boing boing boing boing😂😂😂😂😂
It means Merry Christmas in Spanish
Olé
DEAD AT THIS POINT
3:05 BUT THE DOG TOOK ACHMED AND BURIED HIS A**😂😅😂😅😂😅😂😅
Jeff: "José, what do you want for Christmas?"
Peanut: "I think he needs a bigger stick. Hahahah!"
José: "That's not what your mother said."
*Peanut's jaw drops.*
Why the fuck is everyone commenting subtitles
because it's so fuckin' funny. do you not have a sense of humor?
For effect.
Blond97 I was like Damn he got told when i heard that
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This guy can make anyone's day a better one thank you Jeff.
Are ju making fun of my accent
Jess
lol
XD
jhess
LEEK Gaming I
LEEK Gaming lol
Peanut: he needs a bigger stick
Jose: that's not what ur mother said.
Me: SPITS MILK* BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
GamesGarls YES THAT WAS MY SAME REACTION
FILEPE
Now you know why you shouldn't drink during A Je fa fa Dun HAM performance 😆
I was drinking a cup of tea, now I make sure that I don't have a drink with me when I watch him
jeff: so Jose how do you celebrate Christmas?
jose: well we wake up in the morning-
peanut: and then they take a nap.
+Jessica Johnson Story of my life
+Sophia Hopkins same
peanut: im kidding i know they work very hard, they run to the border and decorate all the barbed wire!
Sounds like a day in the life of my cats.
***** xD!!!!
1:47 And this is why I love Peanut.
Peanut is the best out of all of them!.. he needs mr of them.. ❤❤❤❤😂😂😂
Jeff: "Josè, what do u want for Christmas??"
Peanut: "I think he needs a bigger stick!" *laughs for a short time*
Josè: "That's not what ur mother said 😏..."
Me: "OOOOHHHH!"
Peanut: “😲”
I think Peanut needs some ice for that burn 🤣
I love Jose and Peanut they make the whole show funny. Just wish I could see them in person. The show would be awesome 👌 😎. All the puppets are just great. I love them all. They make me feel so good 👍.
@3:22 Jeff: I wanna get back to the Christmas
Also Jeff: ok
I was dying
José Jalapeño's ski trip" this cool new or old kids in new or old José Jalapeño's
4:29 SAVAGE BURN!!!!! 😱😱😂😂😱😱😂😂
Peanut: they run to the border and decorate the barbwire.
Jeff: José does not run to the border...
Peanut: you're right he goes doing, doing, doing ,doing ,doing ,doing.
xD
I’m Mexican and I died laughing 😂
Jeff: Jose What does Christmas mean to you
Jose: Its the day Jesus was born
Peanut: I didn't know your gardener was born on Christmas
XD so fucking hilarious
Cinnamon Sun AYY JESUS, HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MAAAAN!!
Sanstheskelapun TODAY YOU CAN SKIP THE LEAVES
You know you did good when you made a whole stadium go “ooooh” like that
Jeff: Jose what do you want for christmas?
Peanut: I think he needs a bigger stick.
Jose: That's not what your mother said...
OHHHH BUUURRRNNN!!!!
New
geez im dying, im dying........... from laughter
geez im dying, im dying........... from laughter
That was the funniest jose jalapeño joke ever
+Angra Mainyu ouch.
It's still hysterical. You have created a great interaction between Jose and peanut. I pray you never stop. My best to all of you
This is probably one of his funniest specials.
ON A STEEK!
I think it was his funniest. Back when he had Guitar Guy!
i_s_u-c_l_o_n_e yup it is
To the woman who was audible over the entire audience: keep being you. I died laughing from your laughing
Glad I'm not the only one who noticed XD
Peanut: I think he needs a bigger stick
Jose: that's not what your mother said
Me: BUUUUUURRRRRRRNNNN!!!!!
Jeff is a weapon, people must die of laughter watching him.
"he brought a bomb?!"
" on a stick"
"And why did achmed have a bomb?"
"I think he's a workaholic."
Jentube why is José so obsessed with sticks? 😂😂
@@t.ianna922 because he is on a stick!
@@t.ianna922 that's not what your mother and your sister said 😏
Julian Gonzalez I love you we are now best friends you have good humor
You Jefafaa are out of this world hilarious!! Your "dialogue" with Peanut and Jose or Achmed is always making me happy!I almost forget that it's still you talking through these puppets🤣😂
Jeff: he doesn't run to the border
Peanut: your right he goes "dong dong dong"
Me: I am dead😂😂😂😂
I love Jeff Dunham keep up the awesome work Thank you for making All of us fans laugh 😂
HEEEEEY ZEUS!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY MAAAAAAN!!!! i peed myself
Jesus actually
+Jarod Graal Peanut said "Hey Zeus!" Referring to Jose's gardener.
it's Jesús jajaja not Zeus
JESUS
Rybellious
Ventriloquism and comedy literally go hand in hand 🤣👏
José: the bone was sticking out
Peanut: it's always sticking out😂😂
Jose: we wake up in the morning.
Peanut: and then we take a nap
Me: dying of laughter😂😂😂😂
Jose has a big STEEK!
gay
@@johnathanshadowhunter8801 no
1:35 speak for yourself, peanut, you only have on one shoe!👟
He is insanely talented.
I love watching this over and over. There needs to be a animation
Peanut: I don't think Jose celebrate Christmas, he said he does something called navadad with a chick named fillis
Jeff: fillis navadad
Peanut: yea, that bitch!
Subject Delta ftfrttttffttrrttyttyrrrrtt
Neinwott Productions Ole
Sorry I’m going to be that person Felíz Navidad
It's Feliz Navidad sorry to be that person
Penut:"I think he needs a bigger stick"(penut laughing) Jose: "that's not what your mother said"
Me: what the hell😂😂😂
No matter how many times I've watch this one, it makes me ROTFL everytime
"That's not what your mother said."
Wow, I'm dead!!
that one lady laughing in the background imagine sitting near her
Jeff: he had a bomb?!
Josie: on a stick
Jeff: ...
Sorry but I love peanut and José, have me in stitches everyone. Can't wait for your next Netflix special.
Please we need more of peanut for the new year he makes me laugh when I'm down
"I didn't know your gardener was born on Christmas. "
0:14 that womans laugh
Jeff: What does Christmas mean to you?
José: It's the day Jesus was born.
Peanut: I dIdN't KnOw YoUr GaRdEnEr WaS bOrN oN ChRiStMaS!
Me: 😂
Miss Kiss AYY JESUS HAPPY BIRTHDAY MAN! Today you can skip the leaves!! 😂
That's not what your mother said
Peanut: We told him not to bring that BOMB!!
Jeff: He had a bomb?
Jose: *ON A STICK*
@2:05
Jose:the bone was sticking out
me:it's always sticking out
peanut:(he said what I said)
Did you put a splint on it?
Peanut: Of course
Jeff: What'd you use
Jose: Me
Jeff: Did you put a splint on it?
Peanut: Of course
Jeff: What'd you use?
Jose: Me
That part killed me 😂😂😂😂😂
Achmed is the best workaholic there is
Jeff:well why didn't you save him?
Jose: we were laughing to hard.
me: I would totally do that
3:00, remark of Jose to Peanut " You're a sick bastard', the reply of Peanut to Jose should have been:" and you're a stick bastard".
J: We wake up in the morning.
P: then they take a nap
Me: Literally me during the summer
peanut : want to know what he could use as a rain coat...A CON-DOM (XD
Condom is one word my man.
"We wake up in the morning"
"And then they take a nap"
That's how I celebrate everyday
peanut:i think he needs a bigger stick
jose: thats not what your mom said
TOWN PIECE HEY!
I've watched this 8 times but I still crack up laughing every time