SIMP GETS A HEAVY DOSE OF REALITY

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  • @JAMARISPEAKS
    @JAMARISPEAKS  3 ปีที่แล้ว +269

    Give Tiege Hanley a try & get a FREE gift with your first box at tiege.com/jamarizone

    • @TallWomenEnjoyer
      @TallWomenEnjoyer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That’s pretty cool

    • @theofficialedan
      @theofficialedan 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hey Jamari I love ur videos! Ur one of the TH-camrs I modeled my content after! I'd love people's opinions on my vids too, I appreciate your hard work.

    • @JesseM914
      @JesseM914 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jamari the dude doesn’t have the crush on the girl lmao. The girl fumbled the bag

    • @cloakedcrowd1616
      @cloakedcrowd1616 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Glad that Reggie bullock is in these videos

    • @MysteriesAndLegends
      @MysteriesAndLegends 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hey Jamari! I love your videos. You are actually one of the people who influenced me to restart my channel so thank you! By the way that Tiege Hanley sponsorship transition you did was perfect! Probably one of the best I've ever seen 😄

  • @dillonc7955
    @dillonc7955 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2086

    An effective method on not getting friendzoned: know the difference between being a gentleman and being a simp. If you're not being yourself, even embarassing yourself to impress her, you're probably setting yourself up for disaster.

    • @principalitycidade4323
      @principalitycidade4323 3 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      Or faking becoming alpha male

    • @Shimeih
      @Shimeih 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      I remember friendzoning myself when I was in early high school because I was “keeping myself for marriage and avoiding temptation” 😂😂🤦🏾‍♂️

    • @Jayematic
      @Jayematic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@principalitycidade4323 cant fake "alpha". You either got it or you don't.

    • @Jayematic
      @Jayematic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Shimeih religion will do that to ya

    • @hassanedwan2799
      @hassanedwan2799 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@Shimeih thats not really friendzoning yourself and more making the conscious decision not to get into a relationship

  • @acikawu-tang5178
    @acikawu-tang5178 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2556

    That transition to the sponsorship is one of the best I have ever seen....

    • @Salvador2119912
      @Salvador2119912 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      I wonder if the video was made around the ad 🤔

    • @OokamiRyo
      @OokamiRyo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Yooo I peeped that. Was thinking that was the same dude 😂

    • @brucewayne2955
      @brucewayne2955 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Lol I know right! It just flowed!

    • @kram7511
      @kram7511 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I had a feeling he was going to show an Ad but it was so smooth I couldn’t get mad at bro 😂 I sat and watched it, man I love Jamari’s video quality 🤝

    • @NateNizzle
      @NateNizzle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Definitely was! It wasn't forced. It just flowed right in.

  • @jaclyneva
    @jaclyneva 3 ปีที่แล้ว +417

    i’m 16 and i told this guy i liked him recently and he said no very respectfully and it was enough for me to appreciate him as friends, but ik not to keep chasing after him & that’ll be massive simp behavior

    • @muzicalmastermind6163
      @muzicalmastermind6163 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Same age as you and yo that's good yo hows school going for you

    • @hyamick7584
      @hyamick7584 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      How did he say it?

    • @RootyReddy
      @RootyReddy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@muzicalmastermind6163 lmao you fr bro

    • @THEdudeproductions
      @THEdudeproductions 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@RootyReddy lmaooo 💀

    • @BLKBRWNCONNECT
      @BLKBRWNCONNECT 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Good on you! I'm proud to hear you took a chance. I applaud your maturity. Also you will most def get the right dude. You got the right mind set. The next fish will eventually be the one.

  • @Machete1708
    @Machete1708 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1164

    Jamari you keep standing up my 350 lbs auntie, she’s getting impatient

    • @lutherholayeahme7449
      @lutherholayeahme7449 3 ปีที่แล้ว +155

      Send me her pics I might be able to make it work

    • @JSowder21
      @JSowder21 3 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      @@lutherholayeahme7449 bro gtfo 😭😭😭

    • @randomaf513
      @randomaf513 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ARIIIBAA

    • @thatyrant5987
      @thatyrant5987 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@lutherholayeahme7449 bro this shit got me cackling 💀

    • @SloppyToffee
      @SloppyToffee 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jamari bout to get up in her vajankle

  • @65impact
    @65impact 3 ปีที่แล้ว +368

    When she asked the sex slave question and my man had no answer, bruh that was physically painful to watch. We've all been nervous around a crush but damn. He gone look back at the video and just cry.

    • @TobiTobiTobi1
      @TobiTobiTobi1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      He was uncomfortable because he dont like her like that. He's the crush and she's crushing. He went on the show to be nice and it just went waaaayyyyy left.

    • @leek3333
      @leek3333 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@TobiTobiTobi1 bruh he likes her dummy look wt how his legs move lmao she is playing all the cards and he is fumbling

    • @Beast900011
      @Beast900011 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@leek3333 all the people with crushes are on the left.

    • @mexinerdentartaiment
      @mexinerdentartaiment 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@leek3333 uh no she straight up says she is the one crushing

    • @karries6342
      @karries6342 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Because it was a dumb question. I wouldn't wanna answer that either

  • @UltraTrill
    @UltraTrill 3 ปีที่แล้ว +803

    “Come on dude say SOMETHING” 😂😂😂 bro was down dastardly this whole video

    • @estevanperezz
      @estevanperezz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      all he had to say about the slave question is im trynna smash he gotta be honest at that point in time 💀

    • @daveyjones3016
      @daveyjones3016 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      That part had me yelling at my screen. Like bro go for it.

    • @reallyhimongod
      @reallyhimongod 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      On my dead locs he was lmaoo

    • @nehethemonke8420
      @nehethemonke8420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Bro pussied out WHEN SHE GAVE HIM CHANCES you can’t make this up beo

    • @KingLulzington
      @KingLulzington 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      man said down dastardly.. i'm actually loling

  • @Gameboss2002
    @Gameboss2002 3 ปีที่แล้ว +445

    Well to everyone who has a crush, stop it, find someone who will crush over you the way you do

    • @chaosdromanah8620
      @chaosdromanah8620 3 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      That advice is a double edge sword

    • @s0ne01
      @s0ne01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @Randy White what advice would you give?

    • @thatpoeticthug
      @thatpoeticthug 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I know exactly what you mean it's true when that happens the relationship is nice it's easier to go on dates less pressure everything you do in the dorky dumb jokes she thinks it's cute.
      But I also like the chase the challenge I don't know the push and pull a little bit.
      I think one of the best relationships I've had is when we both were crushing on each other.
      And that was rare

    • @astronomical3342
      @astronomical3342 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      If you watch death note you won’t think that…

    • @existence.5806
      @existence.5806 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @no no no fax

  • @ajtaylor8750
    @ajtaylor8750 3 ปีที่แล้ว +466

    Remember this on Aba & Preach's channel. Dude should've just took the L and understood his worth because she obliterated all chances he thought he had.

    • @prod.stick3yfingerz78
      @prod.stick3yfingerz78 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      She had a crush on him though I believe

    • @TobiTobiTobi1
      @TobiTobiTobi1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      He really wasn't interested in her, you can tell when you watch the full video

    • @RobGradyVO
      @RobGradyVO 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Most guys who are down bad. Don't know they Down Bad. Shits sad

    • @leonidas0242
      @leonidas0242 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Didn't they say the video was edited to make them look bad, they kissed and it wasn't awkward and they went on a date afterwards?

  • @mikimario1166
    @mikimario1166 3 ปีที่แล้ว +767

    That transition into that sponsor was smooth bro

    • @JAMARISPEAKS
      @JAMARISPEAKS  3 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      😎

    • @Jayematic
      @Jayematic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Couldn't see that coming from a city block away

    • @infinitesoundz6901
      @infinitesoundz6901 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Omm

    • @kashifreza1993
      @kashifreza1993 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Brought you by Tyler the creator and Asap Rocky
      Playing in the background.

  • @wideawakeanimal1
    @wideawakeanimal1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +630

    No cap, Missionary really is that one. I be catching feelings too fast with that though, now I want her to move in after the first time lol.

    • @BrokeMalone
      @BrokeMalone 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      U sound like a female lol

    • @wideawakeanimal1
      @wideawakeanimal1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +279

      @@BrokeMalone Damn, why I gotta be all that lol? Nothing wrong with showing ya feelings. I was exaggerating a lil bit but I don’t have to be tough all the time, I’m comfortable. Try it sometimes. The shorties like it too 😂

    • @sylinthebest
      @sylinthebest 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@wideawakeanimal1 true, I moved in with my husband after the second day of knowing him!

    • @zacharypack770
      @zacharypack770 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@wideawakeanimal1 G A Y

    • @zacharypack770
      @zacharypack770 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@sylinthebest don't worry, you will be homeless when y'all break up. Better get that sorted.

  • @jessealvarez5436
    @jessealvarez5436 3 ปีที่แล้ว +255

    Aba and Preach already covered this video then apologized to the dude in the comments with a long essay and had to explain that the dude was the crush and not the simp. Not the other way around. She had a crush on him and brought him on the show. He clearly doesn’t like her like that and low key embarrassed her. He’s not the simp. 🤷‍♂️😂

    • @Blue.1889
      @Blue.1889 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      She’s the simp? Damn lol. Idk why he came on if he wasn’t gonna have a good sense of humor about the whole thing though, he just looked super uncomfortable the whole time 🤔

    • @airborneinfantry23
      @airborneinfantry23 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ohhhhh shiiiiit

    • @agua246
      @agua246 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Proof?

    • @jobrandnew78
      @jobrandnew78 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Damn

    • @TheKillerEmcee
      @TheKillerEmcee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      So we're gonna take aba and preaches words as credible now?

  • @ownyounext
    @ownyounext 3 ปีที่แล้ว +183

    Thank you Jamari for standing up for missionary!! Its like vanilla ice cream, sure its the same old same old but its GOOD. Its just so much more intimate and close than other positions, its honestly my favorite.

    • @kikib8434
      @kikib8434 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Agreed! I LOVE doggy and that used to be my answer but now it's a tie - missionary means I get to make out with the guy I'm with. I had an ex who felt that way - he wanted to look at me and kiss me. I thought that was so sweet and realized yeah, I wanna kiss you too! 😋😁❤.

    • @kr6productions
      @kr6productions 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Tf is going on here

    • @YEETUSDAFEETUS
      @YEETUSDAFEETUS 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@kr6productions a beautiful TH-cam relationship

    • @cabe2074
      @cabe2074 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@kr6productions LMFAO

    • @YaTanGaKii
      @YaTanGaKii ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Cowgirl is good too 👌

  • @tahamohammad1741
    @tahamohammad1741 3 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    Jamari singing Marvins room is some of the greatest sh*t I’ve heard

    • @m.z.3627
      @m.z.3627 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That shit was funny haha. The SpongeBob pics really tied it in. Oh man.

    • @EmmaxoOCE
      @EmmaxoOCE 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ong 🤣🤣🤣

  • @patfrerking
    @patfrerking 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    I'm telling you one of the sexiest things a man can do is be confident and sure of himself. It drives women nuts. Being timid drys them up like a desert. That's why that one dude striking out and the guy with the beanie is killing it. But, you must find the line of smooth confidence and arrogant douche. Because some dudes do mess that up. And being a douche is another thing that will dry a lady out.

  • @TheCaptain904
    @TheCaptain904 3 ปีที่แล้ว +173

    His down bad level is over 9000!

    • @champ1159
      @champ1159 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      What? Thats impossible!

    • @Typicalcs
      @Typicalcs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      She asked him tho

  • @hezekiahthomas837
    @hezekiahthomas837 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    She was literally begging him to make a move and this man kept putting him self down the friendzone is this man's home

  • @ohlolnice
    @ohlolnice 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Fell in love with a girl that I met in 7th grade. Knew I had no chance because she saw me as nothing more than a friend, so I suppressed those feelings. We lost touch after high school; fast forward, we’re happily married and just recently had our first child.
    Sometimes you just have to let someone go if you really love them. If it’s meant to happen, it’ll happen.

  • @wandibanda1590
    @wandibanda1590 3 ปีที่แล้ว +608

    I think people did not understand this video. The girl was the one who wanted him. The guy didn't simp

    • @prod.stick3yfingerz78
      @prod.stick3yfingerz78 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      Exactly

    • @Bushrt01
      @Bushrt01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I was just about to post this.

    • @LegendNinja41
      @LegendNinja41 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      @Rebel_without_ a_cause ok simp.
      jk, what's with all the people nowadays using* these buzzwords like simp, incel, boomer, no cap or cap, snowflake and many many more, so annoying sometimes.

    • @seancamacho4273
      @seancamacho4273 3 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      No matter which way you slice it tho, he lacked any sort of viable game. And she stilll said she’d go on a date with him sheeesh

    • @herbz7143
      @herbz7143 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Lol nah bro he wanted her, he was just bein a lil bitch about it

  • @acikawu-tang5178
    @acikawu-tang5178 3 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    JAMARI, out here working hard keeping us all entertained. Great video after a great video. This man's content is always 🔥🔥🔥

  • @sibusisosithole6063
    @sibusisosithole6063 3 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    It’s actually the other way round. SHE has a crush on HIM

    • @isaiahduran3567
      @isaiahduran3567 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yeah allot of people are assuming the other way around for some reason. Not sure why...just because it's more times the other way around? Come on Jamari! got it twisted this time lol.

    • @nibs_777
      @nibs_777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@isaiahduran3567 Both of them got it twisted. Girl for tweaking and the dude for not making the first move and being nervous asf.

  • @mowzzzz
    @mowzzzz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +369

    I feel like this video is a bit misunderstood. I feel like nobody catches that she's the one that brought him there. Not the other way around.

    • @carlosramos3890
      @carlosramos3890 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Changes nothing

    • @mowzzzz
      @mowzzzz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +163

      @@carlosramos3890 she’s the one that brought him in the show because she has a crush on him. His responses in the video may be because
      1. He’s simply not interested in her
      2. He was dragged on this show with her and doesn’t want to answer these type of questions on camera
      3. All of above.
      Everyone is calling him a simp based on the assumption that he’s interested in her, when we don’t know that. She’s the one interested in him

    • @DeiHarper9361
      @DeiHarper9361 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@mowzzzz Exactly, but it's just easier to call him the simp.

    • @hitzoneproductions7858
      @hitzoneproductions7858 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@mowzzzz He seems like he may be gay to me.

    • @chrisjr6214
      @chrisjr6214 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @@hitzoneproductions7858 You know how idiotic that sounds?

  • @AquaWolve1
    @AquaWolve1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +190

    “My guy’s more confident out here than that dude Heavenly Controller”
    I fucking spat out my beer 😭😭😭😭

    • @sergeynemkov1554
      @sergeynemkov1554 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm sorry, whats heavenly controller?

    • @rolltide9897
      @rolltide9897 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@sergeynemkov1554 it’s this dude who got popular on TH-cam for reacting to anime. Then he started feelin himself way too much for no reason

    • @littlesparrow303
      @littlesparrow303 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@rolltide9897 yeah like he barely posts anime reactions now. If you notice his past friends he aren’t close to them anymore

    • @jfkonlsd1364
      @jfkonlsd1364 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@rolltide9897 it was the cosplay tiddies that went to his head. he deff gone to far

    • @phantom-X2086
      @phantom-X2086 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nice Sora pfp bro 🔥🔥

  • @ezmaze42
    @ezmaze42 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    That sponsorship build up was smooth as hell it might convince me to order some Tiege Hanley myself

  • @sebastianholden4759
    @sebastianholden4759 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    My guys smile at 10:21 is priceless. He just realized he won the game. 🥇 🏆 🏅 😂👌👌

  • @Kyle.BadOmens
    @Kyle.BadOmens 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This dude deserves to be in the friend zone, she even gave him a chance to get out of it

    • @roronoa3243
      @roronoa3243 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I got no sympathy for him, she was clearly digging him till he folded

  • @comedian416
    @comedian416 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    8:50 Jamari had me dying lmao!!! I love that he speaks his mind absolutely no filter

  • @jamal2982
    @jamal2982 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Alternative title: Guy fumbled the bag then becomes a simp

  • @tashibalampkin8555
    @tashibalampkin8555 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Haida from Aggretsuko ain't even down this bad.

  • @kevoojames4410
    @kevoojames4410 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    I felt him! I was him in highschool until I realized that nice guy shy shit does NOT work!!! Open yourself up king! Tell that girl how you would destroy the punani!

  • @MiguelRPD
    @MiguelRPD 3 ปีที่แล้ว +481

    He's not in the friendzone lol cause shes the one that likes him. Maybe dude isn't interested.

    • @dividebyzero6722
      @dividebyzero6722 3 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      Exactly Jamari is just talking shit, SHE is fumbling the bag

    • @GideonMadu
      @GideonMadu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I could kind of tell that the dude wasn't ready lol

    • @kainefolse3845
      @kainefolse3845 3 ปีที่แล้ว +137

      @@dividebyzero6722 if SHE'S fumbling the bag then why did SHE take the shot instead of him for the kiss?

    • @dividebyzero6722
      @dividebyzero6722 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@kainefolse3845 What else is she gonna do when she is fumbling the bag? 🤣

    • @MiguelRPD
      @MiguelRPD 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@dividebyzero6722 nah, she just wants to feel acknowledged for how she feels about him. She feels like if she like you, that's enough, now you go make the play. She's stringing him along when she makes no attempt to go after him.

  • @littlesparrow303
    @littlesparrow303 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Your commentary to this is gold especially the advise. Before the lockdown I finally asked out my crush but I was surprised he said yeah that would be cool. I did learn during the lockdown that guys like it when girls ask them out bc it shows they are confident

  • @mattm.7496
    @mattm.7496 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Bro that spice rack is hella stacked!!! Cuh never has a bland meal for sho.

  • @painuchiha2694
    @painuchiha2694 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    I can’t blame him for screwing it up cause I also had huge anxiety issues around my first crush
    Sometimes you need to live and learn more to develop your own character and be interesting for women.
    Confidence doesn’t come for everyone right away
    Some people gotta earn it

    • @T-Dawg94
      @T-Dawg94 ปีที่แล้ว

      Right. 💯

  • @check2000
    @check2000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Laughed hard at J's commentary, he was really enjoying this.

  • @bryanmoss6684
    @bryanmoss6684 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    I actually started clapping for my boy when he got that second kiss

  • @kundaimazarura367
    @kundaimazarura367 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    Honestly he isn't a simp...
    He happens to like a girl who he needs to realize is not for him.
    I applaud for staying true to himself and not saying anything to pressure himself into making her like him.

    • @louis-haslandorsinvil9184
      @louis-haslandorsinvil9184 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Thing is he did not like her. If you like the person you're seated on the left and if you don't on the right as shown in the video. So she liked him actually

  • @cormoran2303
    @cormoran2303 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "I'm telling you, you sound boring!"
    *_HE'S OUT!_*

  • @Ampd2421
    @Ampd2421 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Jamari’s getting lethal with the Sponsorship transitions🔥🔥

  • @j3rrrry-i6y
    @j3rrrry-i6y 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Ur my favorite TH-camr bro ur content funny asl 👑

  • @g.n.b9197
    @g.n.b9197 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    3:00 real smooth product placing transition👌🏾

  • @khalilking1
    @khalilking1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Aye orange hat was wit it💯💯💯😂 my boy was smooove🤣

  • @rockisrx
    @rockisrx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I missed these type of things from your channel haha! Loved it and the end with the basketball kid had me laughing so hard

  • @bigruben1089
    @bigruben1089 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    You earned not skipping through the sponsorship just by how smooth you laid it on us

  • @hassanedwan2799
    @hassanedwan2799 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    shes the one who brought him there, so him being awkward in front of the camera could mean that hes just camera shy like he said at the end or hes not into her or it was edited to make it look more awkward than it was for more views and interaction. There are so many possible reasons as to why he acted the way he did.

  • @NO_CTRL
    @NO_CTRL 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    8:05 🤣 *the pain on his face* + *her comment* I'm ☠

  • @thedirty530
    @thedirty530 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The delusion that friends can be more than that is something we have to learn the hard way!

  • @memphisskallywag7683
    @memphisskallywag7683 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Mama always said "simpin is pimpin.."

  • @sosilly5182
    @sosilly5182 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    That spongebob eating his pillow crying is funny asf 😂😂😂😂

  • @R_Davis
    @R_Davis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    4:19 jamari been hitting the weights

  • @Perspicuous87
    @Perspicuous87 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The look of disgust and head shake you did when he said that weird "yeah" at the end was priceless! 😂

  • @gammaboi6073
    @gammaboi6073 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Jamari’s “yeA” had me dead

  • @RareTruffle
    @RareTruffle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "My guys out here more confident than that dude HeavenlyController"
    Lmfao you wild for that, my guy.

  • @donnymcjonny6531
    @donnymcjonny6531 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    In our man's defense, airing your biggest kink in front of 4 million viewers is a no-go from me either

  • @xaviervargas284
    @xaviervargas284 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    He wasn't the one crushing bro, she was. If you look at all the other pairings, the person whos the "crush" always sits on the right, you can see it from the beginning. The "simp" just wasn't into her and was awkward.

  • @fancyflowz
    @fancyflowz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:07 that J.Cole Wet Dreamz reference lol

  • @Moy_one_huned
    @Moy_one_huned 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    “ i need you too take a drink, that’s lame “ 😂😂

  • @PeepersonCreedo
    @PeepersonCreedo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Bro I swear I lost it at the J. Cole joke 🤣🤣🤣

  • @newcrew1210
    @newcrew1210 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Gonna get through this painfully cringe video once more time, just for my guy Jamari. Great upload as always!

  • @samfromNJ
    @samfromNJ 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Jamari be spittin

  • @linx794
    @linx794 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The sponsorship cracked me up lmfao

  • @chandlerrich9786
    @chandlerrich9786 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Outkick your coverage" has got the be one of the best sayings, salute Jamari that one is getting saved!

  • @jimjones1232
    @jimjones1232 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Every guy has had that one crush that has made him simp. The one that made him try so hard not to look perverted in front of, but made him look weak instead.

  • @angeldeshan
    @angeldeshan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    BRAVO on that segway into the ad lol that was honestly so smooth, i bought the ad. Good shit, my boy lol

  • @nocap3840
    @nocap3840 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Prefect timing for tha sponsorship 🤣

  • @MrNoah-xn8xw
    @MrNoah-xn8xw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This friendzone has Black Air Force One activity lololol

  • @louisinese
    @louisinese 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Love how "what is the kinkiest thing you've ever done." transitions right into an ad as the guy is buffering.

  • @avirei98
    @avirei98 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Okay So I'm going to share a little something with y'all as a woman. On the first meetup/ hangout/ date within the first hour the woman has already predecided if she really likes you or not, and depending on which one of those it was she has already decided if she intends to sleep with you or not. Now her feelings can change over the course of the night or day It happens. Sometimes that initial attraction isn't there and You kind of grow on her, Because despite what she initially thought your personality is bright for your vibe is incredible. Also just because she doesn't sleep with you doesn't mean she doesn't like you,She might not want to look like a Ho ho ho, And just because she does doesn't mean she likes you either She might have just needed, some needs met and you were able to meet those needs in that moment.
    If she does not show mutual interest after that first encounter there's a high chance she never will. You know when someone is really into you they'll want you in their space ,they You want to sacrifice some time for you and in a busy world that we live in today that's huge(none of this includes sexual time, But the only time y'all spend time together is when y'all were horny just accept it as that don't look deeper) . Those are the two biggest factors early in a relationship to know If they want something serious. Pay attention to people's actions not what they say.

  • @LittleWerewolfPlushie
    @LittleWerewolfPlushie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    You came in real smooth with the sponsor to be honest.

  • @godpilled9077
    @godpilled9077 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hot topic supervisors had me rolling

  • @NealBones
    @NealBones 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I feel bad for the guy in the sweater. You can tell he was super awkward because he's never been shown any game from any of his friends or family so he's just going out there and being awkward.

  • @PeeCharles-cl1wk
    @PeeCharles-cl1wk 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Dread head was given so many passes, he dropped the ball 🏀 ever time

  • @andresgraziano7475
    @andresgraziano7475 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    he is not a simp, she is the one crushing on the guy!!!

  • @blksheepramirez
    @blksheepramirez 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    It’s obvious when a women is into you. You realize it more and more once you get older

  • @Keegan.999
    @Keegan.999 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Dawg is that Reggie Bullock 😂😂

  • @stayquietfilms
    @stayquietfilms 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The j cole joke killed me lol

  • @aumenjoy1708
    @aumenjoy1708 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    DUDE FUMBLED THE BAG SOO HARD MONEY STARTED FALLING OUT 🤣🤣🤣

  • @blackxparty
    @blackxparty 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "just say wht you wanna do to her" jamari giving away the juswave sauce

  • @HoneyBadgarDontGive
    @HoneyBadgarDontGive 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    7:25 IM CRYING THE SUCKIN SOUNDS LOOOOOOOOLL
    Broooooo 11:20 JAMARI GOT ME CRYINNN with the old skool clip😂😂😂😂😂

  • @s.e.a6517
    @s.e.a6517 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “Don’t put anyone on a pedistool”
    damn I needed that I ain’t no simp but sometimes I feel like some of em hard to get, gotta even out the playing field

  • @sircerque5834
    @sircerque5834 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    6:40 no cap man that slave question was really bold, think that would catch anyone off guard

  • @randomcontent2247
    @randomcontent2247 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This woman ain’t even all that but finds many ways to disrespect this poor foolish man and act incredibly narcissistic all at once

  • @Big_Pudim
    @Big_Pudim 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That transition to the ad was smooth af

  • @Niqstory
    @Niqstory 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Jamari I’m tired of watching these simps it’s giving me too much second hand embarrassment to make it through these 😂

  • @Kevin12321
    @Kevin12321 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Yo!!! That “yea” shit at the end had me fucking loosing it.

  • @starrailsunday
    @starrailsunday 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I asked out a guy once got rejected and never again 😂 but at least I respect myself and respect his decision enough to not simp after him

  • @miniblitz3971
    @miniblitz3971 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    that transition to the sponsor was as clean as as my face after using Tiege Hanley with the link in the description.

  • @spunder9991
    @spunder9991 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Bro you just come in clutch every time. You really make my day 🤣

  • @lalberts
    @lalberts 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    They have helped start and maintain my routine so I can continue talking mad shit about everyone around me.

  • @TrentMcNary420
    @TrentMcNary420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Your a TH-cam SAVANT my G!!

  • @khyreesmith9982
    @khyreesmith9982 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That backstory took me out😂😂😂

  • @Lilxsbjay
    @Lilxsbjay 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    First dude fumbled the bag hard

  • @letshaveaquickfack318
    @letshaveaquickfack318 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Plz do more reactions to videos like these from cut and jubile they’re entertaining

  • @itzzzjones
    @itzzzjones 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Brooo got me dead on this one u needa chilllll😭😭😭

  • @peytonstamper97
    @peytonstamper97 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Just got broken up with heart is into pieces yesterday.... any good advice? I was so in love mane this shits hurts so bad y’all, y’all can act all tough saying move on but y’all prolly haven’t been in love with someone for 4+ months seeing someone 5 days a week, all the mems gone now :(( she just said she didn’t feel it anymore and wants to be friends, shit hurts

    • @user-zk6py7kb8f
      @user-zk6py7kb8f 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Forget her and focus and what you love.

    • @TJR-ju8dj
      @TJR-ju8dj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      it gets better everyday bro. take care of yourself, build confidence into getting fit or a new hobby.

    • @smartguy360
      @smartguy360 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Go after her friends or her sister to make her jealous

    • @miscmtg3770
      @miscmtg3770 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Take care of yourself,focus on your health and hygiene, look for ways to improve yourself in a healthy way, delete her number too and you'll move on faster

    • @Moriningland
      @Moriningland 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If I could go back to my younger self having been on that same situation many times, best advice is to seriously ignore her and your feeling for her. Find hobbies and interests and focus on those, especially traveling solo. That is one of thee most rewarding things you can do.
      If the girl has any feeling for you, she will become interested when you move on. If she doesn’t then it isn’t worth your time or stress at all. That is the answer to your situation.
      For me, I’m almost 40 and this issue never improved in my life so I just had to move one.

  • @bsherman4353
    @bsherman4353 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    8:53 he resorted to licking his lips 🤣 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I cant !!!! I cant !!!!!!!!!!

  • @krischealgomez9806
    @krischealgomez9806 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    No cap missionary is my favourite position and i dont care who knows

    • @coralrose5754
      @coralrose5754 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      This ain’t Facebook 💀

  • @joshneil8260
    @joshneil8260 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I replayed that "yeahhh" a few times... I cringed even more. Dude put the nail in the coffin for sure. Lol

  • @ViewtifulJae
    @ViewtifulJae 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Damn I remember Aba and preach did this one like a year ago

    • @bryantndongmo4780
      @bryantndongmo4780 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I watched that video for the first time yesterday. Freakish timing

  • @suwoolucc5300
    @suwoolucc5300 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Hot Topic Supervisors" 😂😂😂