The Risky Medieval Horse Race for the Rare Pineapple Cocktail Prize

A story of an ancient medieval race and the cocktail that came from it. Made twice, one with cheap ingredients and one with expensive ingredients.
Downhill Racer: Cheap Version
1 2/3 oz Cruzan Aged Dark Rum: $0.85
1/2 oz Regency Da Vinci Amaretto: $0.18
1 1/2 oz Pineapple Juice: $0.18
Total Cost: $1.21
Downhill Racer: Expensive Version
1 2/3 oz El Dorado 21yr rum: $8.53
1/2 oz Disaronno Originale Amaretto: $0.49
1 1/2 oz Pineapple Juice: $0.18
Total Cost: $9.20