India versus China - roast battle (stand up comedy)

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  • @mrmukundamadhabsharma848
    @mrmukundamadhabsharma848 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7921

    as an indian i apologize for the poor performance of the comedian
    EDIT never mind china was worse

    • @asmadaa5742
      @asmadaa5742 4 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      True😂😂😂😂
      Even if I wanna be modest about it , I just can't

    • @muZZafuKKa
      @muZZafuKKa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      why are you apologizing dimwit ?

    • @mrmukundamadhabsharma848
      @mrmukundamadhabsharma848 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      @@muZZafuKKa why are you being salty , and who asked you , you annoying insufferable piece of shit

    • @SimplyLearngO
      @SimplyLearngO 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      Man look at the audience they are laughing wow wtf kind of peple laugh at something like this I mean if he can be comedian with those jokes I will read history book on stage to make people laugh if they won't I will beat them lol

    • @esperecelegir4068
      @esperecelegir4068 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Tbh I liked the Chinese guy more even though I am an indian

  • @drumsdrums29
    @drumsdrums29 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5604

    Then : when France sneezes the whole Europe catches cold
    Now: When China sneezes, whole world catches corona

    • @NikhilKumar-mz1mx
      @NikhilKumar-mz1mx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      🤣😂😂😂

    • @Hey-tt2pu
      @Hey-tt2pu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Now that's a joke !!

    • @drumsdrums29
      @drumsdrums29 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @Brij Bhushan Aiyo!!! Apdiya

    • @advait..3409
      @advait..3409 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @Brij Bhushan ya ya, rise of nationalism in europe.🤣🤣

    • @sudharsan6668
      @sudharsan6668 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@drumsdrums29 apdithhan!

  • @hrithikjha9210
    @hrithikjha9210 3 ปีที่แล้ว +521

    The video is just a source,,, the real comedy is going on in the comment section.

    • @sumoulibhattacharyya8828
      @sumoulibhattacharyya8828 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      this comment is so underrated

    • @revmartin2981
      @revmartin2981 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jhaji are you not indian... Jhaji... Never make a mistake to take these words lightly

    • @gautamkumarjha785
      @gautamkumarjha785 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@revmartin2981 yeah!

  • @Nickmeister07
    @Nickmeister07 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4008

    Chinese guy's jokes were made in China. Didn't work at all.

  • @sapampamhei4466
    @sapampamhei4466 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3845

    Leonard Chan - Everyone in India has a brown face.
    Me being an North East Indian - Say that again but slowly ...😐😑😐

    • @riyaanitashukla2392
      @riyaanitashukla2392 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @kultarsinghthakur5604
      @kultarsinghthakur5604 4 ปีที่แล้ว +259

      Not only the North east Indians but also some from North India as well as from South India are fair too..... Bruh but IDK I love tan more...( We should just feel proud of what colour we are ).... :-)

    • @sapampamhei4466
      @sapampamhei4466 4 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      Yea bro.... Colour doesn't even matter.What matters is the size of one's heart❤️

    • @kultarsinghthakur5604
      @kultarsinghthakur5604 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@sapampamhei4466 👍

    • @sapampamhei4466
      @sapampamhei4466 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      True that

  • @ujjwalvijayan3065
    @ujjwalvijayan3065 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1538

    Plot twist : The laughs are pre recorded.

    • @thebuzzstar809
      @thebuzzstar809 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      As an editor of this video I can Confirm this 😂

    • @CUBETHUNDER-j5c
      @CUBETHUNDER-j5c 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Again hard shit man

    • @geddamyeshvanth6590
      @geddamyeshvanth6590 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@thebuzzstar809 u serious?

    • @thebuzzstar809
      @thebuzzstar809 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@geddamyeshvanth6590 I'm almost never serious, and I'm always too serious. Too deep, too shallow. Too sensitive, too cold hearted. I'm like a collection of paradoxes.

    • @the_batmobile0.4
      @the_batmobile0.4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Nah u just mad the Chinese owned you

  • @dikshantthakur1138
    @dikshantthakur1138 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5460

    If these stupid lines are jokes then my friend is also a comedian 😂😂

    • @aazid1
      @aazid1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Comedy can be bad taste aswell

    • @ShahbazAlee
      @ShahbazAlee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      It's called roast and they're not supposed to say nice things.

    • @amandeepkumar7774
      @amandeepkumar7774 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      If u think these lines are stupid then I m really sad to say ur sense of humour is made in China

    • @akankshajha7250
      @akankshajha7250 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @sanskritivaisholi986
      @sanskritivaisholi986 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Dude...ryt from now I also considered me as a comedian 🤣🤣🤣

  • @ivisheshpatel
    @ivisheshpatel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1453

    Because he joked on his own country ,
    The Chinese govt. is gonna make him Disappear 😂😂😂

    • @YourHoodsAJoke
      @YourHoodsAJoke  4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      😂🤣😭😭

    • @Kitten_Stomper
      @Kitten_Stomper 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      He's American

    • @stingslikeabramhos1436
      @stingslikeabramhos1436 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      xi jing ping be like "Hakai"😂😂😂

    • @girry97
      @girry97 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Kitten_Stomper so why there INDIA Vs China can you explain

    • @Kitten_Stomper
      @Kitten_Stomper 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@girry97 I'm assuming it's Indian vs Chinese more than India vs China.

  • @RedditDump2
    @RedditDump2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +983

    They both showed respect to each other's line by laughing on them😂😂😏

    • @viralviruz8694
      @viralviruz8694 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Only laughs

    • @arsuryaayurveda8814
      @arsuryaayurveda8814 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ya I don't think they diserve that

    • @shivanistudyhubwithfunandm8159
      @shivanistudyhubwithfunandm8159 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same . On hearing it i was thinking that is it so

    • @abijitguptatrading
      @abijitguptatrading 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Only the Chan was laughing the india guy was fuming, like most indians.

    • @thedn3164
      @thedn3164 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@abijitguptatrading actually you don't understand that Indian guy have good accent but Chinese guy's accent was hard to understand so the indian guy was taking times to understand the jokes and we Indians mostly down our heads when we are getting insulted.

  • @tusharg2751
    @tusharg2751 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3864

    Vir Das would have killed the show..

  • @naresheashwar6263
    @naresheashwar6263 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1528

    why did we pick indias worst comedian for this stage...

    • @goofyahhyanfei
      @goofyahhyanfei 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Nobody beats Kunal kamra..!!!
      And I actually think he did good...!!!

    • @iitnakanpur..
      @iitnakanpur.. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      @@goofyahhyanfei kunal kamra sbse chootiya comedian hain, woh aaeyga toh uska he chootiya ktt jayega😂😂😂

    • @anonymous-dz7vv
      @anonymous-dz7vv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      @@iitnakanpur.. kunal ke pass bolne ke liye sirf modi rss and anti hindu ideashi h...in topics ke bina wo kuch nhi h

    • @iitnakanpur..
      @iitnakanpur.. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@anonymous-dz7vv haa wohi toh , usko comedy chod ke politics mein jana chahiye , sala chuitya comedy toh kr pata nhi hain

    • @viviandas4303
      @viviandas4303 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Exactly

  • @dOVERanalyst
    @dOVERanalyst 2 ปีที่แล้ว +266

    As an Indian woman...the drowning line..
    I really appreciate the Chinese guy for raising awareness on several Indian inventions.
    He did more for India.
    But, hey yoga was there 8000 years before British.

    • @newmooedit
      @newmooedit 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @Esphaeras Praestans well you really are a fool 🤣 males were gurus so that they can travel and spread its reach and women's were treated very badly like sexual amusement toys outside of India only a few were respected unlike Aryvart(ancient India) so only males were there remaining choices for its spread and there were females yoga teachers too but they were not promoted to Guru (hindi/sanskrit word means teachers which have mastered its field) level for the same reason I described above.

    • @dOVERanalyst
      @dOVERanalyst 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @Esphaeras Praestans Who told you that? Guru Ma are the women Gurus.
      Or Gurvi

    • @dOVERanalyst
      @dOVERanalyst 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @Esphaeras Praestans Gurvi is feminine form of Guru. Guru is the masculine form
      And out of more respect, sometimes Ma (mother) is added for women.
      ✅️Chairman & chairwoman are not the same title?
      They're!
      ✅️Policeman & policewoman.
      Same position.
      ✅️Similarly for Sanyasi, there's Sanyasini,
      ✅️Brahmana has Brahmani.
      I'm a Brahmani.
      Same level. Different gender.
      Guru = someone knowledgeable in a certain field.
      Guru is the root word.
      My mom's a professor.
      So, her students on *Gurudivas* (Teacher's day) wish her, *touch her feet, bow down flat on the ground.*
      Guru divas - here Guru literally translates to Teacher.
      And we believe Teacher = God.
      (Regardless of gender).
      And women Gurus were extremely common in society, 50%.
      British tried to curb that.
      But now, again, in India, female teachers, professors are many. And so are female yoga instructors 😛

    • @ShubhamYadav-kr9id
      @ShubhamYadav-kr9id 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @Esphaeras Praestans Well we do have lots of books because we had knowledge. And yoga for fitness . You had neither 😂

    • @Gsham007
      @Gsham007 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Esphaeras Praestans So by that logic you want your men to be called as women, I totally get it.

  • @abhijitpanda524
    @abhijitpanda524 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1234

    I was just saying to myself
    " Don't get offended "
    " Don't get offended "

    • @Buttercup1242
      @Buttercup1242 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Lol hahh
      Best joke even the show didnt have. Great joke dude realy

    • @WheelOfThought
      @WheelOfThought 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂😂

    • @abhijitpanda524
      @abhijitpanda524 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Buttercup1242
      Thanks a lot 🙏

    • @abhijitpanda524
      @abhijitpanda524 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@WheelOfThought Thanks bro

    • @alylin1463
      @alylin1463 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      for china and India both

  • @priyanujbora3157
    @priyanujbora3157 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1673

    i think the chinese one didn't roast but he indirectly showcased the problems of India .

    • @parulgautam5739
      @parulgautam5739 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Absolutely.....n one more joke needed....thats about tolerance, as evident from comments

    • @ddsoku5432
      @ddsoku5432 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Exsctly

    • @AbhishekSingh-dk3ks
      @AbhishekSingh-dk3ks 3 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      He joked about our god's, about our culture (yoga) and do u think these our are problems.

    • @nehakhanapurkar2231
      @nehakhanapurkar2231 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      In April 2021, I think no one is interested in Chinese comedy. And I am damn serious. Wuhan virus is spreading havoc in all over the world.

    • @siriusblack3285
      @siriusblack3285 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@AbhishekSingh-dk3ks that's the thing it's a "joke"

  • @iamheretoobserve
    @iamheretoobserve 3 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    09:21 "They gonna put us all in detention camps"
    more humour than the entire video xD

  • @rahulkanwal5696
    @rahulkanwal5696 3 ปีที่แล้ว +719

    The chinese was laughing more than the audience😂😂😂..

    • @homer11Oct
      @homer11Oct 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yet he got more applause

    • @sudipmaity6727
      @sudipmaity6727 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@homer11Oct as everyone wants to dance in profit rain with china but Chinese Corona ate their dreams 😂

    • @PixelRaj07
      @PixelRaj07 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      usko hasna pada vrna logo ko hasi nhi aari thi uski shakal dekh ke logo ko hasi aai h.

    • @drippydrinker96
      @drippydrinker96 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      naam hai uska bhai.

    • @rajdeepchakraborty1397
      @rajdeepchakraborty1397 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He was enjoying his liberty to smile openly outside his country 😂😂😂..

  • @0jas.
    @0jas. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +963

    Chinese eat everything..
    9 months ago : 😂😂😂
    today : 😣😣😣

    • @itsadevotee6454
      @itsadevotee6454 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yep so true...

    • @ashishsahu7608
      @ashishsahu7608 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Best roast man

    • @nabinlimbu9150
      @nabinlimbu9150 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Indian eats dogs too

    • @IM_Nothing00
      @IM_Nothing00 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@nabinlimbu9150 yeah but not evry thing bro.

    • @Sonukumawat23
      @Sonukumawat23 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@nabinlimbu9150 who said you this??? Your Winnie the pooh??

  • @star-lordson-in-lawofthano848
    @star-lordson-in-lawofthano848 2 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    Indian journalists can roast China better than any comedian you know.

    • @nayan.punekar
      @nayan.punekar ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Not roasting actually cause almost everything they say is false and made up bullshit.

  • @anindyapaul2748
    @anindyapaul2748 4 ปีที่แล้ว +618

    I feel the worst "Indian origin" comedian was selected to represent us in this roast

    • @anyaforger8371
      @anyaforger8371 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Thank god china copied us 😂😂

    • @LeRiderOP
      @LeRiderOP 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@anyaforger8371 epic 😂😂

    • @Dm564ny
      @Dm564ny 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      bro he's canadian not indian, he is of indian ethnicity.

    • @anindyapaul2748
      @anindyapaul2748 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Dm564ny okk. thanks for the update

    • @amoghlakkanagavi10
      @amoghlakkanagavi10 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Dm564ny no he grew up in india

  • @GHOST-ob2mh
    @GHOST-ob2mh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1137

    So this roast was not even funny
    Both of them need to practice

  • @Aditya-ds5xe
    @Aditya-ds5xe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +215

    I started the video laughing , ended up crying . Another level of hurt man . *sniff*

    • @spencerlamm
      @spencerlamm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I started the video crying, ended up laughing. another level of happiness, as chinese

    • @thanosnoctem4473
      @thanosnoctem4473 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@spencerlamm Well, not everyone is like you halfwit

    • @spencerlamm
      @spencerlamm 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@thanosnoctem4473 not everyone is like him

    • @spencerlamm
      @spencerlamm 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@thanosnoctem4473 and ur pfp is some next level of shit

    • @divyanshrajput6571
      @divyanshrajput6571 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Bhai le li yarr 😞

  • @nileshwarisanas6739
    @nileshwarisanas6739 4 ปีที่แล้ว +906

    i am an indian but i felt hella awkward when the indian guy was roasting the chinese.

    • @eisenergy
      @eisenergy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Me too.

    • @sumantabisoi7800
      @sumantabisoi7800 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      What you felt when Chinese man roasted india ?

    • @suman9437
      @suman9437 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I didn't felt that much...as the invading joke which he thrown...wasn't that Provocative it actually showed how superior our Ancestors were...

    • @sumantabisoi7800
      @sumantabisoi7800 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@suman9437 oh but I asked to nileshwari sanas

    • @suman9437
      @suman9437 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@sumantabisoi7800 oh !!!😅

  • @3xf250
    @3xf250 3 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    When you know that youtube comment section has better roasts than both of them.

  • @abijitguptatrading
    @abijitguptatrading 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    The duct cleaning joke by Chan was hilarious because of how true it was. Well done Chan.

  • @cwang6398
    @cwang6398 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1950

    Came here to laugh....... didn't realise I would forget how to laugh after watching this and btw, I'm Indian😅

  • @SatishKumar-ro7mc
    @SatishKumar-ro7mc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2420

    When will the stand up comedy starts ? Waiting.....😂

    • @ManjotSingh-fi4nj
      @ManjotSingh-fi4nj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Same here

    • @TheJustAamir
      @TheJustAamir 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Terrible angreyji.

    • @shreya_sh
      @shreya_sh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Click on play dude 😂😂😅

    • @Deepak-it1si
      @Deepak-it1si 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      It's roasting u have to have some dark humour

    • @ukj1299
      @ukj1299 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      This is not a stand up comedy idiot

  • @prathatiwar3696
    @prathatiwar3696 3 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    Holding myself with patience, can't be seen as joke !

  • @Srushti_dhepe
    @Srushti_dhepe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +637

    the best comedians aren't on stage : they are in here...in comments section ❤️

    • @divanshu5039
      @divanshu5039 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      lol hell yeah much better then both of them combined.

    • @dranjalikaatrey
      @dranjalikaatrey 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/p-7shB_0gAY/w-d-xo.html

    • @adad-ec6ht
      @adad-ec6ht 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You mean 99% Indians and 1% Pakistanis in the comment section.

    • @gk8644
      @gk8644 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      the keyboard man

    • @UltimateEntity
      @UltimateEntity 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ikr...🔥

  • @SRP5x5
    @SRP5x5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +897

    Best part of the roasts 9:26

  • @thecomics9148
    @thecomics9148 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    "India invented yoga for so much over for British" Good one

    • @aswinaadhav3204
      @aswinaadhav3204 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Nice joke but... . Failed

    • @vipul2728
      @vipul2728 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@aswinaadhav3204 it was actually best joke

    • @aswinaadhav3204
      @aswinaadhav3204 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@vipul2728 slavery is a joke?

    • @vipul2728
      @vipul2728 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@aswinaadhav3204 no but joke was funny

    • @mrcool2107
      @mrcool2107 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Just like how Chinese licked the boots when mongols invaded them

  • @promeetnag
    @promeetnag 4 ปีที่แล้ว +476

    This is NOT funny and I am an Indian.

    • @ardhytoanegara2396
      @ardhytoanegara2396 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      promeetnag nobody cares if youre an indian

    • @petwal
      @petwal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ardhytoanegara2396 lamo DED🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @alienofficial231
      @alienofficial231 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Omkar Shetty 😶

    • @yashjoshi4866
      @yashjoshi4866 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Echo-lm8ry even you won't know that btw thanks for corona.

    • @sathimallick2932
      @sathimallick2932 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      dn its stand comedy nt for u.

  • @underhorse5367
    @underhorse5367 4 ปีที่แล้ว +196

    Not even funny, the Indian guy just read all the racist jokes and Chinese guy trying to be funny but completely failed......

  • @howtodoit2385
    @howtodoit2385 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    Props to the audience to have Such a patience to sit and hear this cries.!

  • @nishantjaikari2484
    @nishantjaikari2484 4 ปีที่แล้ว +193

    A minute Silence for those who thinks it's a joke..

  • @chandlerbing5420
    @chandlerbing5420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +492

    As an Indian felt awkward while the Indians guy was making racist remarks 😣

    • @adityavenkat6973
      @adityavenkat6973 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      It's a roast... A joke. If you get offended about jokes you're probably a snowflake. Go watch friends

    • @chandlerbing5420
      @chandlerbing5420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@adityavenkat6973 brother I'm a very big fan of roasts but I don't think it was a roast there was no punch line nothing funny he was just simply ranting even if the ranting was funny I'd have liked it but it wasn't 😅 and on the top of that the dude was Litrally angry at the community he was ranting about it was just distasteful if you want to know what real roasts are watch vir das abhishek upmanyu ....etc

    • @shriyaagrawal8715
      @shriyaagrawal8715 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Same/-

    • @paracetamol256
      @paracetamol256 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@adityavenkat6973 there is a BIG difference between making racist remarks and roasting

    • @NiceEyeballs
      @NiceEyeballs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      yeah, same

  • @shreyachatterjee6619
    @shreyachatterjee6619 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Wait a second....acid attack is not a thing to joke about!!..

  • @sepaktakrawlover2926
    @sepaktakrawlover2926 4 ปีที่แล้ว +251

    That weird laugh in public by a women 😭😂 haha

  • @TheMohammadDanish
    @TheMohammadDanish 4 ปีที่แล้ว +164

    Indian Roasts -> Chinese sweats
    Chinese Roasts -> Indian sweats
    Canadians the whole time -> Haha 😀😅
    People Watching this video on TH-cam -> This is Bullshit.

    • @jack12yearsago25
      @jack12yearsago25 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Akshay Kumar

    • @soniasingh7076
      @soniasingh7076 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Yoo Yoo what the fuck agr tere isko bolna tha toh bol sare muslim aur Christian ko kyu bol raha hai aur uski mom ko bhi.

    • @stevest8675
      @stevest8675 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Stupid show

  • @Selena_2002
    @Selena_2002 2 ปีที่แล้ว +255

    As an INDIAN I liked Leonard’s jokes better 😂 spot on

    • @ItachiUchiha-kq9nk
      @ItachiUchiha-kq9nk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Right, the Chinese guy did better.

    • @lll2282
      @lll2282 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Uhm no

    • @ragefrost5397
      @ragefrost5397 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thats because you don't have enough knowledge about China 😂

    • @Devilangel-777
      @Devilangel-777 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Agreed

    • @anupamraj3922
      @anupamraj3922 ปีที่แล้ว

      Brun

  • @ruhdaar787
    @ruhdaar787 4 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    This is the reason they sent covid

  • @rajprem499
    @rajprem499 3 ปีที่แล้ว +875

    Call Vir Das. He'll deal with them so easily...

    • @kimyuri1911
      @kimyuri1911 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      yes and also cenny too

    • @idontknowwhattowritehere.8361
      @idontknowwhattowritehere.8361 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@kimyuri1911 kenny*

    • @abhirajchavhan7670
      @abhirajchavhan7670 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Harsh Gujral ka naam suna hai😂😂

    • @umeshmehta5132
      @umeshmehta5132 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Its a competition of roasting other countries not your own.

    • @buni9368
      @buni9368 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@umeshmehta5132 dammnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

  • @adityakumarsingh5204
    @adityakumarsingh5204 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    I will be honest. Both countries has a lot to roast about eachother. Just the comedians failed to make the audience laugh.

  • @barna_de
    @barna_de 4 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    The Chinese dude did half roast and half praise lol

  • @chilumurusreekethanareddy9418
    @chilumurusreekethanareddy9418 3 ปีที่แล้ว +261

    Actually I'm an indian but I'm feeling very bad about this . Really its insulting and hurtful. Worst of all it us named as a roast , this instead of coming together it divides us.

    • @visualphysics6792
      @visualphysics6792 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Bruh, those are facts

    • @stuartromper1941
      @stuartromper1941 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Right not good for the soul .

    • @Hodophileforever000
      @Hodophileforever000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Reddy Garu, cool

    • @aryamore6343
      @aryamore6343 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Facts always hurt.

    • @cwang6398
      @cwang6398 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@visualphysics6792 True but its stand up comedy...it was supposed to be funny but it wasn't so idk.....

  • @ankushds7018
    @ankushds7018 3 ปีที่แล้ว +416

    Aye come on... The Chinese guy was pretty good. Especially the ending.

    • @adityadhiman1991
      @adityadhiman1991 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Me : trying to escape from this fact
      Suddenly then, I saw this comment of yours 😿😭😭

    • @ankushds7018
      @ankushds7018 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@adityadhiman1991 you cannot run from the Truth! 😂😂😂

    • @shrutixd6620
      @shrutixd6620 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Agree...the india was being downright racist...

    • @adityadhiman1991
      @adityadhiman1991 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@shrutixd6620 agreed. But in the end it was comedy show

    • @shrutixd6620
      @shrutixd6620 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@adityadhiman1991 even in comedy one shouldn't be racist...good comedy doesn't require u to being racist and sexist to make ppl laugh...these kind of jokes just make the audience uncomfortable

  • @gautamsrivastava1668
    @gautamsrivastava1668 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    RIP Audience.. 1 minute silence for them 😅

  • @ayushchhetri
    @ayushchhetri 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    "They eat everything." We know that now.

  • @somi9891
    @somi9891 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    According to me both were not right
    INDIAN MAN: speaks Chinese eat pigs, dog etc well it's their choice want they want to eat it's none of your business
    CHINESE MAN: India invented shampoo (etc) because... So man I'm sure you may also have use the things which India has invented even if you have never use these things still many people use them, it's stupidity to speak about it
    TO BOTH: Chinese eyes are small, Indians are brown, so it is because of their region, if you notice you will find small eyes and brown people very beautiful (DON'T DO DISCRIMINATION)

    • @CopsDeveloper
      @CopsDeveloper 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ya but i think we should not be racist and the saying "indian chinese bro bro" should be done once again

  • @shantanubineewale
    @shantanubineewale 4 ปีที่แล้ว +296

    Chinese guy's funny will arrive in 30 business days

    • @Sammy-bt2nf
      @Sammy-bt2nf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      lol this one comment is funnier than that entire show

    • @AnkitYadav-td6mg
      @AnkitYadav-td6mg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂 👌

    • @Mostly-Sane
      @Mostly-Sane 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So funny

    • @kamleshsisodiya
      @kamleshsisodiya 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You too are a subscriber of FAISAL KHAN????

    • @shantanubineewale
      @shantanubineewale 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kamleshsisodiya how did you know haha😁

  • @Magnus579
    @Magnus579 4 ปีที่แล้ว +243

    What is making those guys in the audience laughing? I didn't laugh a single time

    • @nou4696
      @nou4696 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Paid audience

    • @vsvhardik8408
      @vsvhardik8408 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      me too

    • @fellafelin3339
      @fellafelin3339 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      same lol this was so lame honestly,, this is like 2nd grade kids having a debate

    • @Zain0_0
      @Zain0_0 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Because u were offended the whole world

    • @saanvimehra5191
      @saanvimehra5191 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Exactly

  • @1MinutoFutbol
    @1MinutoFutbol 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    "Its not roasting if its true"

  • @turtlepedia5149
    @turtlepedia5149 4 ปีที่แล้ว +442

    This Indian comedian has the weakest jokes among all comedians in India

    • @everythingisawesome2903
      @everythingisawesome2903 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Indian stand up comedians are just cringeworthy and garbage, no matter who they are, they are just not funny.

    • @mynameis..................4878
      @mynameis..................4878 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@everythingisawesome2903I think that's because you can't understand hindi
      There are so many other comedians who are really good

    • @kaushikkumar1139
      @kaushikkumar1139 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I agree with that

    • @kong6872
      @kong6872 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@everythingisawesome2903 Vir Das

    • @Meme.boy...
      @Meme.boy... 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Because if he tell anything about China than the other guy will be in trouble

  • @ajgdh6586
    @ajgdh6586 4 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    The only thing funny here was canadian laughing.

    • @atharvaphatak5681
      @atharvaphatak5681 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Which sounded fake though😂😂

    • @AdityaSingh-fy5vv
      @AdityaSingh-fy5vv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If you know then you know😂😂😂

    • @bingming
      @bingming 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah, sounded like the fake laughs they have on old Mr Bean videos

  • @wanderlustbeast
    @wanderlustbeast 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Me while watching video: 😏😒😏🙄
    Me while reading comments: 😅🤣🤣🤣😆😂😂

  • @shreshthmunjal5813
    @shreshthmunjal5813 3 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    I think kenny would've been the best person here to appoint 😶💀
    Edit: thanks for 57 likes.

  • @lionwolf8358
    @lionwolf8358 4 ปีที่แล้ว +192

    Imagine abhishek upmanyu on dias😂🙌🙌. He would have nailed it.

    • @anamikadeharia7848
      @anamikadeharia7848 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Even bassi

    • @kg.8
      @kg.8 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@anamikadeharia7848 harsh gujral and Inder sahani too!!

    • @neeraj2736
      @neeraj2736 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Vis Das could've been great here too.

    • @animexh_yt
      @animexh_yt 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Biswa kalyan rath too

    • @dukhi_insaan
      @dukhi_insaan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@animexh_yt everyone is shit..best is upmanyu

  • @Rm98-v6
    @Rm98-v6 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Iam an Indian But I like the Chinese guy's roast 😀

    • @RalfShaw
      @RalfShaw ปีที่แล้ว

      Because you are beggest motherfker who walking in the gods green India 😅

  • @anchalshukla428
    @anchalshukla428 3 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    When you think you would have roasted chinese better😂😂😂😂

  • @kesardogra5529
    @kesardogra5529 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    8:05 people who think that, have never heard of the cholas, sikh empire, Dogra empire. And many Kings of ancient India who travelled outside the country and settled in places like central Europe, Iran , xinxiang etc. And he is not a real native Indian, wth he'll know about India!!?

  • @darkreaper4990
    @darkreaper4990 3 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    "every male body in india has extreme levels of toxic masculinity"
    lol you got a like

    • @shemolin_dude
      @shemolin_dude 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's why, being highest populated still low deaths ratio due to corona... .
      Good to be toxic

    • @harrisonwells9139
      @harrisonwells9139 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      If you think Indians have toxic masculinity you havenot even SEEN African or Arab men

    • @islamandchristianityhater5713
      @islamandchristianityhater5713 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      truth

    • @tamilnetworks780
      @tamilnetworks780 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Proud Toxic Masculinity 🔥🔥

    • @aaradhyarawat7589
      @aaradhyarawat7589 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nothing but sweeping generalisation.

  • @sucheta8896
    @sucheta8896 4 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    I've never heard such bad jokes (from both sides)

    • @rejul008
      @rejul008 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ya...all I hear is insults and less jokes on both sides.

  • @jaduami
    @jaduami 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I was waiting but neither of them could make me chuckle even once

  • @TirthBhagat.
    @TirthBhagat. ปีที่แล้ว +1

    As an Indian I apologize for the indian guy as he was not sounding funny at all
    He was just being mean and disrespectful about the other guy
    The Chinese guy was little better and less harsh tbh
    Both were just being stereotypical and racist about each other

  • @ShrutiSharma-ld4jl
    @ShrutiSharma-ld4jl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Those few people were paid to laugh at their jokes

  • @gurnivaazkaur7803
    @gurnivaazkaur7803 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    The Chinese guy was good tbh. Like at some parts. Respect to the Indian guy, but I so wish Carry Minati did this 😂.

  • @tanishquzzz7342
    @tanishquzzz7342 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    This is like one of those cat and dog fights, the owner piting to of his pets against each other

  • @aadithyamahesh2963
    @aadithyamahesh2963 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    China:India doesnt maintain food chain
    India:china has a food chain?
    🤣🤣

  • @bhagyashreegupta7338
    @bhagyashreegupta7338 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    The fact that this was filmed on Dec 31 2019 in a theatre called 'CAA'
    It was damn funny to me don't know about you all

    • @Vajrayoginijourney
      @Vajrayoginijourney 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ohoooo that was intense dark comedy 💥🤣

  • @Vivekrathod2264
    @Vivekrathod2264 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Comedy - 0%
    RACISM -100%
    BODY SHAMING-100%

  • @Seriouslyfunny1
    @Seriouslyfunny1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    I wish this was how border conflicts were solved

  • @yogeshvishwamithran8878
    @yogeshvishwamithran8878 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    The first decen joke..."give it up for Raheel guys." 😂😂😂

  • @namankulshrestha5373
    @namankulshrestha5373 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    India and China roasting each other
    Americans laughing 😶😂

  • @pradhyudh
    @pradhyudh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Definitely these guys wrote each others jokes,that's why they were so effective

  • @user-hh7ii6rk1i
    @user-hh7ii6rk1i 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    "Rahil is an awesome comic from india" i watch a lot of stand and i am from India I've never heard of this guy

  • @enlightenedone2201
    @enlightenedone2201 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Where was this gem all these years?

  • @iavoidtoreplytofools4944
    @iavoidtoreplytofools4944 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    🇨🇳❤🇮🇳
    We are brothers
    I only believe in friendship and brotherhood among us

  • @countdracula2695
    @countdracula2695 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    They're roasting each other

    • @easyway2004
      @easyway2004 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ooooooooooo biggest universal truth

  • @skyhigh2118
    @skyhigh2118 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Why is the Indian guy standing the whole time with his head hanging in shame as if he was being scolded by his strict father in front of the school principle 😂

    • @manishgirase4316
      @manishgirase4316 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      thats very indian thing...he was not ashamed

    • @skyhigh2118
      @skyhigh2118 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@manishgirase4316
      It's "a very Indian thing" to see if you're balls are still there or not?

    • @manishgirase4316
      @manishgirase4316 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@skyhigh2118 where are you from

    • @sravani1501
      @sravani1501 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      We Indians have a habit of bending head like that when we try to listen something carefully 😂

    • @manishgirase4316
      @manishgirase4316 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@sravani1501 yeah ...exactly

  • @prathameshTBSM
    @prathameshTBSM 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    That rupees joke man ... c'mon LMAO

  • @friskybaCON
    @friskybaCON 3 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    OMG his jokes couldn't be more awkward!😶

  • @anujkumartyagi7375
    @anujkumartyagi7375 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    they eat everything, bats too
    it's now more relatable.

  • @rtiripshi4432
    @rtiripshi4432 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    FOR AUDIENCE THE INDIAN STAND UP WAS VERY GOOD!!
    BUT FOR INDIANS THIS IS NOTHING!
    INDIA HAS EVERYTHING YOU CAN'T EVEN IMAGINE

  • @tanmoysingha8199
    @tanmoysingha8199 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Two neighbours fighting each other,and others enjoying the shit....lol..they always jealous of us😉

    • @iavoidtoreplytofools4944
      @iavoidtoreplytofools4944 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Exactly
      They mean to fight two nations and take advantage of both
      People need to understand this

    • @utkarshsingh8297
      @utkarshsingh8297 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This is what cunning west does...

  • @Veerla_Cinemas
    @Veerla_Cinemas 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Only difference is indian made comedy on china men.
    Where Chinese almost Indian women.
    This shows who is dignity.

  • @Bharatnagri147
    @Bharatnagri147 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    everyone in china eats insect, being a Chinese : we are insects that's why we eat insect.😆🤣

    • @nuclearnadal7993
      @nuclearnadal7993 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      We eat certain insects too, are we Chinese?

    • @euphoria-1045
      @euphoria-1045 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      that's not even funny bro ...and i am indian before u reply.

  • @TedieDadie
    @TedieDadie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    The stage host used the "Ninja technique" of getting much noise for Chinese comedian 😉😁😂

  • @TheSwaha
    @TheSwaha 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    China roast was brutal he attacked whole country..

  • @sniper9416
    @sniper9416 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Very sad for chinese who cant see this, and who can cant understand this 😂🤣

  • @shanujwilson1204
    @shanujwilson1204 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    This felt like a real war than a stand up comedy, daaaamn

  • @prashantsharma6870
    @prashantsharma6870 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    This kind of roasting will actually show our real face. We always proud of our self. A famous indian Poet Sant Kabir Once said "nindak niyare rakhiye, angan kuti chhawai; binu pani bin sabuna, nirmal kare subhaw."
    Meaning
    Keep your critic close to you; give him shelter in your courtyard.
    Without soap and water he cleanses your character.

    • @vibhorgoel8625
      @vibhorgoel8625 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ye kaisa roast hua 😂 matlab humne invade nhi kiya I.e. what we called decency and a peace loving nation but if it's for some joke then maybe the joker hasn't much to tell
      Kaafi factually galat roast tha - I.e. a roast for that roast

    • @pikachuthunderbolt3919
      @pikachuthunderbolt3919 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Some points were totally racists but not funny
      Even some north east indians could get offended by those.

  • @Moizel
    @Moizel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    The toxic masculinity joke was on point

    • @harrisonwells9139
      @harrisonwells9139 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      If you think Indians have toxic masculinity you havenot even SEEN African or Arab men

    • @ineedpowers5151
      @ineedpowers5151 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Really 🤨!!
      Masculine is not toxic remember that. It is in our culture to be strong.

    • @urvibachhav4749
      @urvibachhav4749 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ineedpowers5151 lol…ur toxicity showing sir

    • @aaradhyarawat7589
      @aaradhyarawat7589 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@urvibachhav4749 What is toxic masculinity?

    • @Mr.Cold777
      @Mr.Cold777 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@aaradhyarawat7589 something that doesn't exist and feminist cry about.

  • @tanyagupta9937
    @tanyagupta9937 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    Imagine Vir Das doing this ! It would be phenomenal.

    • @29subhra
      @29subhra 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He would have killed it 😂

    • @29subhra
      @29subhra 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @शिरीष ರಾಮಾಯ it will be proud Indian demolishing haters

    • @29subhra
      @29subhra 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @शिरीष ರಾಮಾಯ he is a proud Indian who is more Indian than most of us. If you follow his art and his shows, he always talks about how India is and how special it makes everyone feel. If his criticisms feel like the entire show for you, you are one snowflake.

    • @Panini_The_2nd
      @Panini_The_2nd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@29subhra bruh 💀 there are many people who could have done better than them but vir das isn't any of them 🗿 he is based AF lol

  • @AngryIrishMan
    @AngryIrishMan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    Dude, with some much cancel culture BS going on, it's nice to laugh again and watching no one holding back. I appreciate these guys

  • @parv9641
    @parv9641 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    And this one of best ways to completely waste your time

  • @hridaysardana9037
    @hridaysardana9037 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I'll show this to people to make them stop laughing

  • @paperroman8345
    @paperroman8345 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That's literally HR doing a stand up routine during a retreat .

  • @RamYadav-os4xc
    @RamYadav-os4xc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    Both are not capable for any jokes or other...

  • @luffyzoro5457
    @luffyzoro5457 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    When it comes to roasting Vir das is the best india have, he would have killed china with his words. 😂😂

  • @thet9869
    @thet9869 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I don't know why comment are toxic these guys nailed it

    • @bullymaguire5838
      @bullymaguire5838 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah man they were just taking light jabs at each other and guys are commenting like they did a war crime😂.
      Worse and far more offensive roasts are made in friend circles

  • @kingKabali
    @kingKabali 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Some people still laughing surprised me. Can't watch beyond 2 min.