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As soon as I saw the clip I went “Ohhhhhh shit tell me that’s not what I think it is ohhhh shit fuck” I was happy that I forgot about it but fuck, that shit changed me.
ahhh..... Nostalgia when i was a kid when i watch real life vr minecraft and some Minecraft items in rl Only og players remember zombies drop feather...yes they once can drop feather...fyi
Okay, so the perfect video came on as an ad. I have never seen a more Blursed advertisement than "Sucklet's Song". It just radiates cuteness and ominousness all at the same time XD Highly recommend. Might adopt a sucklet and find out it's a fae by accident
*_[_**_1:51_**_ bruh, that's literally the game the theme that plays in every Emkay video comes from XD I would've expected you to atleast know the name]_*
Better run then OWO x3 nuzzles pounces on you uwu you so warm can’t help but notice you’re bulge from across the floor nuzzles you’re necky wecky licks you’re chest I hope daddy likies
>Metamorphosis shows up Robin: "Not to many people will relate to this sorry pal." Oh you fool, you blissfully unaware fool if only you could see the bed of pain we all lay upon now.
2:46 Wow, I knew that Gravity Falls took place in the same multiverse as Rick & Morty, but I never would have guessed it had an Adventure Time connection too! I'm not sure how I feel about the reveal of the true identity of the Axolotl.
I rode through mcdonalds on my bike with my brother. They weren't paying attention and served us. It was like 2 am too so im sure they were just like "fuck it. Its too late for this shit."
Couple of things. I work for McDonalds. We LEGALLY cannot serve people on foot/in cardboard car in drive-thru. It is against so many safety regulations. How to make Thanos give up: Thanos: "I am inevitable." Chuck Norris: *walks into Wakanda* Thanos: "Ha. You are only one man." John Wick: *steps up next to Chuck* Thanos: *starts sweating* "I can still win." Rambo: *rises out of the water behind Thanos* Thanos: *running away screaming* "Retreat retreat. They can have the bloody stones!"
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You died
Score: -1000
Miner hit the ground to hard
*Spectate World*
*DELETE THIS WORLD*
Everyone thanks for the support!!!! Love yall
Spectate
Return to menu
Miner tried to swim in lava
There used to be 69 likes.
I'm so sorry...
Fandom Ben
goal is 420
Spectate
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“Please dont fall” what if he’s gonna mlg water
@Linda Trefan dream has entered the chat
what if he’s gonna haybale it
or honestly, what if he just jumps into some water
i dont think theres a need, i see some water
theres probably a horse down there
Creeper : Imma bout to end this man's whole career
CREEPER
@@Tw0Dots aww man you geek
Am subed
Him: "Please dont fall in that ravine"
Me: **LAUGHS IN MLG WATER BUCKET**
*Laughs in Dream*
*Laughs in water bucket climbing*
*Laughs in MLG horse*
*Laughs in MLG Boat*
laughs in lava mlg
“Woah he’s got like a 78 pack! You can only get those at Costco!” What a sense of humor.
Bruh
Exactly
What a man.
WAS THAT A JOJO REFERENCE
No
Remember kids, the phrase “best thing since sliced bread” suggests that there was a time when you had to eat the entire loaf in one go.
underrated comment
ko. Trust me. This won’t be underrated in a few minutes.
Again?
@Not Giorno you do be looking a lot like giorno. Tbh If I didn’t see you name I would’ve assumed you were a blurred giorno.
giorno are you high AGAIN
Wait, If Minecraft is real, does that mean we can make diamond armor?
EEEEE
Always has been
yes
we CAN but its gonna be expensive
Cactus can delete anything now?
"Yo your dog's looking at me kinda weird. He's giving me those bedroom eyes ya know"
- Emkay
1969: people won't need books as reference in future
2020: *uses memes as reference*
My mum: Pause the game!
Me:
*
“ *its reality...* “
People who can do cryo freezing:
I can pause my life!
"No" in Japanese is "of", "ho" is "protect" and "mo" is also
"Of protect also"
Of protect also my homie
No homo
It was the best of times. It was the *BLURSED of times!
Good pun you deserve more likes. I know when I type this you posted your comment 1 minute ago.
Blurstest
Heh I just laughed for a good minute.
How has no one got this reference from the Simpsons
Tale of two cities!
POV: you are struggling to write something as fast as possible to be noticed
w o a h
I don’t give two shits, I just find comments that aren’t funny and comment where funni on them.
On the other hand, where funni?
@@michaelzhang7098 then the comment wasn't trying to be funny
Emkay: Uploads
Everyone: quick say something funny
Gabriel Torres
Hamburger
@@blademaster2390 i laughed at your comment
@@blademaster2390 HAMBURBUR
Ah yes the mocking unoriginal humour that comes along with every moderately famous TH-camr
@@annoyinggaster to be fair, I said the most random thing I could think of
Day 43 of recommending r/breadstapledtotrees and day 34 of recommending r/garfieldminusgarfield.
Day 43?????
@@amirmathis1618 Yep, I've been doing this for a while.
@@amirmathis1618 I have been doing this for 89 days now... We are legends
@Emma Lee I cant wait for day 69.
@@moveitmoveit8342 I am excited to have you reach day 69
Last time I was this early Minecraft didn't have sprint yet
Agne Kitovaite nice comment
Agne Kitovaite How do you know they didnt just only have sprint, and had to add walking later?
Dr.Sloth DaSloth if this is a joke then ok
But if it’s not then r/woooosh
@@squidfresh3082 talk about not being in reddit rn tho
@@squidfresh3082 not tryna hate
“DUDE YOU GOTTA CROUCH!!!”
“it’s too late man he can’t hear you, he has AirPods in”
“NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!”
Man has died of fall damage.
"This would be a lot scarier if I thought for a second Trump could spell anything, let alone someone else's name."
I love you, I love you so much
someone: "fIrSt"
me: *pulls up with U-2 Spyplane*
get in, we'll find who tf asked.
I have a blue shell no worries
I'll be backing up with bananas
Where funni
Lol
who's first
3:23
300,000 member of r/mechanicalkeyboards: *Why would you do someting so evil yet so proud?*
1:58 OK BUT CAN WE JUST APPRECIATE HOW WELL AND WITHOUT ENGLISH ACCENT HE READ IT???
Real life Minecraft is basically with Geometry, Physics and Gravity which is also called *"Life"* but once you died you never respawn.
Hardcore mode all the way baby
4:06 this image just triggered my ptsd, some weebs will understand me
Ah yes, 177013
The horror... Those bastards make Satan go "WHOA, calm the fuck down lads, that's going overboard..."
As soon as I saw the clip I went “Ohhhhhh shit tell me that’s not what I think it is ohhhh shit fuck” I was happy that I forgot about it but fuck, that shit changed me.
Same bro. Same.
8:26
That's easy to explain.
The building is triangularly shaped.
Assuming it's not photoshopped.
If Minecraft was real, imagine an enderman
Pretty sure it's called slenderman
The Minecraft enderman is based on the real life folktale of slenderman
@@wrgly6714 yea I know bro but his irl equivalent would be slenderman
oh god (o_o)
**cries in SCP 096**
8:50 it’s even worse when you know they’re sisters.
How do you know this information
Daniel Sánchez Salguero I watch the anime
4:10 that image is funnier when you realize the fact that metamorphosis (177013) is a doujin not manga.
“Honestly, Luigi was probably my favorite character in ALL of Lord of the Rings”
-Robin 2020
Am subbing to you lol
1:53 I never thought I would see Hideri in an Emkay video.
Me neither this isn’t the first trap he’s shown tho
@@Arctus69420 I think there was a bear trap at one point, and a pitfall, and a fishing net. Also her dick doesn't look trapped, it looks happy.
"Yesterday I downloaded Minecraft,
Went to village, killed the villagers, then set their house on fire. Then I played minecraft. "
We’ve all done it- wait, WHAT?
*HOL' UP-*
Therapist: blend cup isn’t real, it can’t hurt u. Blend cup: 1:52
4:15 there is NOTHING cursed about this this is 100% BLESSED
A man of culture as well 😌
Have you seen the original ending of metamorphosis? Or heve you seen only the JoJo ending?
@@DanDoesStuffs I read Both of it. I need bleach for my eye after reading real ending.
@@whoknowdontknow393 me too
The amount of Filipino memes here is making me choose either to be proud or be proud
Yeah, when did our cops start being issued Samurai swords!?
I assume that 4:06 and 5:30 are Filipino, idk if there are more.
10:07 I love the film that’s from
(It’s the cat returns)
3:14 pillar man theme starts playing
AIAIAIAIAI
*awaken starts*
11:41 “The goose has saved the worl-...
Sky turns blood red and Hericide (the satan fight music) from The binding of Isaac Rebirth starts to play.
8:35
**GodtuberGowasu flash backs**
Hey gowasu fans •-• do you remember that post? •-•
8:50
IT IS MAKING ME PHYSICALLY UNCOMFORTABLE SEEING REM AND RAM KISSING PLS STOP
Fun fact: b p q and d are all the same letter
Just rotated
I is a p with the head chopped off
Dear Lord y'all are making my brain hurt
... I mean, p isn't really. There's no way to rotate it to make b or q.
@@Saiavinn just flip the p, and you get a b
simple
Robin: "that raccoon looks like hes praying to the cat god who's floating like zenyatta"
Robin plays overwatch
ahhh..... Nostalgia when i was a kid when i watch real life vr minecraft and some Minecraft items in rl
Only og players remember zombies drop feather...yes they once can drop feather...fyi
They drop now too just a lot rare now
@@its_secret5375 wait what!!!!
@@animeislife16 yeah in bedrock there is a chance of getting either one of the following : iron,poisonous potato,carrot,feather
@@its_secret5375 oh in bedrock is there still in java? Just askin
@@animeislife16 idk about java I don't play java
0:47 why is this unironically one of the funniest things I've heard out of Robin? I need more of this XD
6:30: I thought this was just a weird looking couch till I saw the spines
6:08 Obama has found the best heavy bowling ball bowling ball player in New York!
Day 62 of asking for “Hi, my name’s Jack. I’m asking for some feedback.”
the snack that smiles back
@@mrthing2899 I'll smack your back with a little school backpack
LOLester snap that child’s back goldfish
I'm just waiting for this to devolve into essentially Payday level police squads
11:23 what the hell are those two doing in the background
The Patrick impression was on point though😂
"Whats Poppin, Im Robin"
“Please don’t fall”
You always jump into the ravine if there’s any water and there was water
The title should had been "LIFECRAFT" or "do u have a water bucket?"
When he said "have a plan to kill everyone you meet" I felt that
Imagine that guy jumping in the water of the ravine but then he break both legs
Thank you, I needed this since my English lessons get tough. Even if I can't understand well, I love watching! Very funny!
4:51
Oh.. great... I'm having a rule 34 vibes right now.. oh god please have mercy on me.
10:46
That is in turkey which isnt suprising to see when its a disneyland for animals
8:33 bottom left sauce pls
Parents when the baby kills the older one: He's just a baby
ugh YT has the audacity to recommend this to me 8 mins late
Okay, so the perfect video came on as an ad. I have never seen a more Blursed advertisement than "Sucklet's Song". It just radiates cuteness and ominousness all at the same time XD Highly recommend. Might adopt a sucklet and find out it's a fae by accident
Day 22 of asking EmKay to do r/ihadastroke (preferably Robin)
If that goose gets the infinity gauntlet, untold horrors will be unleashed upon humanity
Hello everyone hope you have a nice day. Sending good vibes
Thx m8, appreciate it
hope you have a nice
sending good vibes
@@awatarasakawiraaji2040 I have never heard somebody say m8 since 2017
Thanks! Sending good vibes right back
" be polite, be efficient , have a plan to kill every one you meet"
-Mr Mundy (also known as sniper from team fortress 2)
Ya
You first
@@lamechannelboring4008 yes
You are blessed with *f i r s t*
@@UniEvolute thanks
Congratulations
1:01 “ Mr. stark, I feel so good”
Why…
*WHYYYY*
*_[_**_1:51_**_ bruh, that's literally the game the theme that plays in every Emkay video comes from XD I would've expected you to atleast know the name]_*
Do you know the anime tho
7:38 - he seems like the kind of guy who signs his name at the top of each page so people know its his.
I wanna jump in to the ravine
Lol
5:19
Everyone: Sick cover up
Me: Da fuk is that nipple hair?
Hello fellow stranger
Hello
“There’s gotta be a couple of diamond down there”
-Robin 2020
I love the content
0:47
That’s scary ngl..
*OwO*
Better run then OWO x3 nuzzles pounces on you uwu you so warm can’t help but notice you’re bulge from across the floor nuzzles you’re necky wecky licks you’re chest I hope daddy likies
I didn’t change my comment but I don’t why there are so many likes.
Psst, wanna hear a secret?
There are no likes
10 likes so far
Nice try, buddy
What kind of psychological game you played with the 27 people that liked your comment in 16 minutes you posted
**I don't w h y**
3:22
When you try a new keyboard out:
Day 89 of recommending r/breadstapledtotrees for no reason
Almost day 90!
@@moveitmoveit8342 yay! (Probably going to hit that on Saturday, because school)
@@meg654 because of school i might be late to these videos..
@@moveitmoveit8342 I mean i could do it during lunch but be three hours late, and oof
@@meg654 These videos get uploaded while im in class. (after lunch)
Miner commited mlg jump and missed.
**pc starts getting gunned down**
The first comments aren't always the top ones
Edit: i just wanna be on the top 10commentd xd
9:40
While none of them actually look like it, I bad a slight PTSD attack from an... unfortunate encounter with an owlbear
Nobody: is born cool except of course
Everyone who read this
4:32
It _was_ real.
Some dude climbed up there and spray painted it on.
It was shortly cleaned.
>Metamorphosis shows up
Robin: "Not to many people will relate to this sorry pal."
Oh you fool, you blissfully unaware fool if only you could see the bed of pain we all lay upon now.
"The spirit is willing but the flesh is bruised and spongy" one of the strangest episode of Futurama
2:46 Wow, I knew that Gravity Falls took place in the same multiverse as Rick & Morty, but I never would have guessed it had an Adventure Time connection too!
I'm not sure how I feel about the reveal of the true identity of the Axolotl.
At 2:14 if you look closely you'll see that this was Canadian artillery squad. As a Canadian I can say with confidence this seems right for the army
6:41 when the Philippine police department has to be prepared
9:43 bottom left: When you tell someone not to take knowledge from your library to win a war but they do it anyway
I rode through mcdonalds on my bike with my brother. They weren't paying attention and served us. It was like 2 am too so im sure they were just like "fuck it. Its too late for this shit."
4:29 *it really hurts me how he said "always was" Instead of "always has been"*
When I hear Robin’s name, I expect him to say “I’m Robin, Robin DaBank” 😭
8:29 the bees on the sign is my school's mascot
when robin calls himself ugly but... is actually the best one for emkay
0:01 *yeets myself down without even looking for water*
3:55 thank you for ruining Rem
Edit:
8:52 thank you for fixing rem
6:59 its called "perfect salad"...
Couple of things. I work for McDonalds. We LEGALLY cannot serve people on foot/in cardboard car in drive-thru. It is against so many safety regulations. How to make Thanos give up:
Thanos: "I am inevitable."
Chuck Norris: *walks into Wakanda*
Thanos: "Ha. You are only one man."
John Wick: *steps up next to Chuck*
Thanos: *starts sweating* "I can still win."
Rambo: *rises out of the water behind Thanos*
Thanos: *running away screaming* "Retreat retreat. They can have the bloody stones!"
0:58
"Mr. Stark, I feel so good."
Guys there's a reason his hands are where they are ;)
4:07 so we're just going to ignore the fact that these are the cursed mangas?
I'm glad that emkay is taking the YDDOI way and showing the thumbnail first instead of being 7 mins in the video :)