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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 12 ก.ย. 2024
- From the not-so-deadly human scorpions and actual animals wreaking havoc to hoverboarding old people and a nasty cactus that hits just you-know-where, this week's fails might knock you off your seat... so hit record on your webcam first!
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That Amazon delivery guy with the cactus killed me. 😂
"That's new" killed me!
"this is new"
omg 😱
The cactus thought he was a porch pirate
Cactass is the worst.
That cactus did a number on the Amazon guy, and he handled that like a champ.
Ouch O_Q
Omg I am so sorry I didn’t know i said the same thing as u !!!!
P A I N
Free acupuncture. 😂
Absolutely NOT a Karen. Would that all of us had that level of grace. 😂
He calmly states, "Oh God, that's new, that's in there." Spectacular dude for certain!
A cactus can be pretty gnarly. That hurt me to watch.
Shock is a hell of a drug. Cocaine too.
It's the "that's new" that gets me giggling every time. He's been in the job so long nothing is new to him anymore, but cactus butt, that's new! I hope it's his last prickly experience with a cactus!
Amazing grace under pressure though. I can imagine a lot of people hopping around making it hurt ten times worse!
@@Si74l0rd the best way to deal with cactus spines, is to not handle them unless you can fully relax. It hurts like a mf if you are tense when they get removed.
The Amazon guy's reaction was really wholesome and he seemed like a great guy tbh
😂😂😂😂😂
Yes he was even asking for forgivness from God.
"it's in there" 💀
literally got his ankle ran over and he still ran after his jeep. what a legend!
One that likes listening to 4 Non-Blondes' "What's Going On" on the radio. 😂
@@Its_Captain_Jack_Sparrow I can't see how it doesn't absolutely flatten your foot. I guess it's one of those things that's counterintuitive but makes sense and isn't that bad if you analyze it, like a coal walk
Not rly it's a jeep lmao let it crash
@@Its_Captain_Jack_Sparrow I dropped a 30 pound peice of wood on my foot and broke it lol a few weeks ago I’m good now but when u break a bone or swells up bad
it’s the power of adrenaline rush
The guy lifting weights simply demonstrated one of several reasons you need a spotter while lifting weights.
What's a spotter?like the one standing behind to support?
@@ahmadhazmi7353 exactly. But tbf that was an absolute suicide rack
Oh just don't use clips. I never do when I bench alone.
He had safety bars but set them too low. A true idiot.
He did everything wrong you could possibly do while bench pressing without a spotter😂 not a single thing was a done right.
Delivery man: "That's new" 🤣👍❤️
@sannio komi it was a guy
@@Krimson-do1st Did you just assume his gender?!?!!?
@@andrewscasualmtb i think he did, how rude
Fk y'all on about that's clearly a woman
oh it's in there
Tripping Josh over with a bowl of mint balls was just stupid
He shoulda called her fat.
that was messed up poor kid
Josh needs better friends
@@isacat666 maybe they were bullies 🤷
It was staged anyway for views
5:13 I love how her first reaction is to check on the puppies.
Yup I submitted that. My mom submitted that
I love how the dogs always come to the "rescue" when someone falls over!
Happy new year babby
Called man's best friends for a good reason.
lookin good honey
0:40 a good reason to change friends
Yes. I never find these "funny". They are so damn annoying. I would seriously have revenge on them for shit like that.
Cool
Depends if they helped him clean up I’d say. Id they help I’d say keep em haha.
@@enriquesegura6844 pretty sure you commented on the wrong video. Unless you're saying it was the same guy, and those two little criminals removed the safety devices from his car...
@@iforgot87872 that's fair. But I'd still get them back!
0:32, I think it's time to find some new friends....
fr those are some shitty "friends"
You're right was just not funny at all
Not funny at all. Seriously childish. Not even that, plain vindictive and selfish.
This was deffo staged he looked down at her leg before he fell
I felt so bad for the guy
Josh needs to find new friends, I'd b super pissed if they tripped me while carrying all those beads or whatever.
@beedsj roiue Yeah, nose waxing isn't that uncommon, but I wouldn't do it. If someone is so concerned that their nose hair sticks out or whatever (why else would you do it?) there are trimmers for that. I would never wax my nose hairs, must be pretty painful. Plus, plucking or waxing nose hairs can kill you through infection.
Yep, someone is getting their ass beat after that.
Yea ngl to u bro idc if u a girl or not we throwing hands after dat bro no cap 💯 thats hella disrespectful
Agreed. Most "pranks" are acts of meanness.
@@gregkareem9824 I think it was a dude who tripped him. But I agree with you, boy or girl, they need a whoopass
adam sandler cheering at 3:48 made the video all the better
1:34 just noticed this guy hid the package for his customer from the road.
And to top it all off, he didn't even curse after getting pricked by a cactus lol.
The delivery guy lol
1:34 I'm glad my guard cactus is doing its job.
1:09 when the safety bars show your confidence but the weight gonna tell you otherwise
When you’re too fat to make use of the safety bars
That's why we should never put the clamps after the weights when ben pressing alone
@@emiliocurbelo8891 I came to the comments just for this. Full marks to the guy for doing something to better his life, but my god people... DO NOT BENCH ALONE WITH COLLARS ON
There are plenty of holes for him to adjust the height of the safety bars to his chest height, but he went with this.
Yup use safeties or have a spotter
God bless that Amazon guy he deserves a raise for that 😂
😁🤣amo zona
5:10 I love how even though she got hurt she made sure her dogs were OK first ❤️
That’s Adorable 🥰
That’s my friend. She is a total dog gal.
5:54 the fact that the screaming and the banging sound are in sync… 😂
Just like in a movie
I’m laughing so hard!!!
the smack when she hit the floor sounded too funny i was dying laughing
That’s my friend. She lives in WA. I don’t think she knows she made it to fail army but I just notified her. 🤣
@@Boeing-ER-do2jj I can’t stop watching.
Imagine hearing the explanation you get from that guy about why your package was late… “yeah, I sat on a cactus”
Instead of yelling at the driver again they'd probably run to Bob's house to go make him have a bad day.
1:40 Nahh that poor Amazon dude! His reaction was amazing 😂 "That's cool"
2:42 The "Anyways" girl is the best!!! It shot out of her right nostril! 😂😂😂 Her, and the cactus delivers boy.
🤣
That was hilarious. But what was she biting anyway? what WAS that thing?
Like a soda machine
@@theodorelaval1133 I'm not sure, but it looked like a gel substance on her face.
@@hiyapal7719 it’s a jelly
1:58 It's cool! It's New! It's IN THERE! New improved cactus spikes with 40% more damage to delivery personnel!
5:19 I love how the dog immediately hears that something’s happened and sprints over to check the person is okay 🥺
6:40 new hairstyle called spaghetti 😁😁😁
Hahaha yess my hair is now spaghetti! Check it out when I fix it @sofiathepioneer on tiktok
I like how the Amazon dude was not like AAH THAT HURTSSSSS instead he was chill like it happens to him all the time 😂😂
@Sarah Osness I like the fact that even though he was hurting, he did not swear.
5:21 I love how his dogs came over to check on him 🐶😍
0:22, legends say the coffee cup on the car didn't spill a bit.
5:13 "Are you babies okay?" Haha, we all would first think about the puppies before looking at our own injuries. xD
This is why you must always have the bars aligned when benching alone or don't be stupid and bench alone
He'd have been fine if they were raised one or two pegs higher. He must have thought he was slimmer than he actually was
I agree. Working out alone in general is a risk. Lifting weights you’re clearly not able to and which can compress your chest making it impossible to breath is even more true under that statement. Just sheer stupidity and lack of personal safety awareness.
Don't clamp the weights on
@@MJorgy5 You should always clamp the weights on. Nothing worse that trying to lift heavy and having to worry about a perfect bar path otherwise the weights are flying off. Just be safe, safety arms on at chest level so that you can drop it safely.
Heluva way to recheck life, weight on chest makes you say " Aumm huhu " real quick😭😭
0:40 you do that to me, you best believe we're gonna throw some hands.
@@mythiasmathew9203 Is that what those were. I couldn't tell, and was hoping too find out in the comments. So thank you 😊.
I'd be pissed too!
The woman with the elastic band was the funniest imo.
What does imo mean
@@PanferriDPMO In My Opinion
I think she was laughing 2
Perfectly cut scream
Yep
3:16 immediately got back on the road after taking out that single one. Almost as if he had something against that mailbox 😂😂😂
Amazon: does a -5 damage attack
Cactus: does critical hit with poison effect for five minutes.
5:20 Those are some good doggies, coming to see if their owner’s alright. 🐶❤️
Yes, I noticed that! 🥰
@@thorasaylor5075😺❤️
I hope he is alright. He hit his head pretty hard
Meanwhile the cat returns love with a bite!
"Man was unharmed... while being burried on his funeral" he went in in almost one piece.
@beedsj roiue ikr
"Man was unharmed... because he died right away and dead men FEEL NO PAIN"
Man was unharmed… until right before this video was taken
Severe concussion with permanent neck damage and chronic pain for the rest of his life--yeah I said unharmed.
The girl with juice squirting out her nose 😆😆😆
2:36 I didn't know Susan Boil was in FailArmy
0:46 will never stop making me laugh 🤣🤣🤣
that last one got me xd
Yep, me too.
I read your comment before watching and it still got me
everyone straight to lastone
I ducked for the last ⚾ shot. 😂
Me too :D
Yup
Ohh. You too 😂😂
I saw it coming but didn’t expect the camera person to go down and died
@@EuckeeRojas it was very spontaneous. 😀
1:39 😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
That's really awesome moment
Poor delivery boy.😂🤣
So MANY times while watching these... in fact, nearly EVERY time, I just say to myself, "What did they THINK was going to happen?"
The bench press guy is a perfect example of why you don’t EVER workout with heavy weights by yourself.
or while pregnant😵😬🤪😁🕺✌😎
If he set his safety bars correctly he would be fine!!
@@dickjohnson5025 I was about to mention that. The safety bars do fuck all if they're lower than your body.
@@fmar.8311 Funny how that works!!
You mean a camera isn't as effective as a spotter?
"The man was unharmed"
He died instantly.
@beedsj roiue unrelated to the comment you replied to...
Should learn the concept of STOP and proceed when safe to do so. Not stop and get teeboned
wait rlly??
source?
It’s a joke right?
4:54 unharmed? mans was definitely harmed. Unkilled is more like it 😂
He was definitely harmed full force
Yea that did not look like “unharmed”
People won’t use their brakes because it wouldn’t make a good video. Plenty of time to stop.
@@jerryp8263 Are you suggesting someone actually risked killing someone to get a better video?
@@jerryp8263 What a dumb take. You must not own a car. If you do, you're probably the other guy who decides its his turn to go when traffic is coming at full speed. If you dont have a stop, you dont hit the brakes every time you cross an intersection. You should always look out, but with traffic laws in place we have to assume people have at least a double digit IQ and know when its safe to go.
2:45 Somehow I get the impression that's not the first time that's happened to her
Giggity.
She likes it
6:10 that perfect cut
The Amazon delivery guy sitting on the cactus had me dying. Poor dude.
The cactus one was way too funny! He played it off quite well though. Lol
Oooookey. Who flinched at the last clip more then me? 😐Almost fell off my chair.
did you move left or right? - I went left!
I went backwards - and fell off my chair!!@@random_adventuring
/r/dontflinch
@@random_adventuring i went left
@@random_adventuring Left 😂
That amazon dude needs a raise what a champ
He made the error, The cactus didn't move under his butt. We've sunk as a society when people "deserve raises" for their own mistakes.
5:12 I love how the first thing she says is r u babies ok??
0:46 That is far and away the funniest of them all. As a former Amazon driver, I feel sympathy for the cactus man.
1:14 when you're using a rolling pin on your dough 😂
3:15 oh....thats what happened to my mailbox.
5:33 if you lift heavy you know that stare😂
"Am I dying? Ah shit."
I dont even know what happened😅😂
The cactus guy, what a nice guy :D
6:25 😂😆 LOL! That dude is sweating more than Rick James in front of a bag of coke.
Therapist: just remember Fail Army can't hurt you.
Fail Army:
7:49
0:46 this is amazing
we all knew what would happend and it was as good as expected
man but why isnt it longer
Lets just watch that again 🤣😂
04:44
TH-cam captions (auto-generated)
[Applause]
LOL
😂😂😂
BAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA I CANT
That last one with the baseball made me flinch and shut my eyes. Thought I was gonna get hit lmao.😅😅😅
Sameee
1:54 I really feel bad for this guy, he went out of his way to put the package somewhere where porch pirates won't see it and he got bit in the ass for it. He better have gotten a raise or a big tip lpl
All he did was his job
2:50 Mind reading skills say "I feel violated"
😂 literally, she's trying to comprehend what she's just been through
Loving the KUTA HANGAN outro 🤣
Now THIS is what FailArmy used to be!!!! Love it!!!
0:21 The fact that "Heyyeyaaeyaa" plays in the background makes it hilarious.
I’m dying here!!!! The Amazon guy, “that’s cool…that’s new…. that’s in there…” 😂🤣😂🤣
The girl with the stuff flying outta her nose! 😂
Idk get what happened
"That's not a snake bite....you sat on a CACTUS!!!" Name that flick, hahaha.
City slickers ?
That poor delivery guy with the cactus needles in him rear, they hurt and he remained so cool and calm.
The dude under the truck is actually pretty smart, if it were me in that situation I woulda been like 'yup, this is my fate'
Cactus Anus - One of the most painful type of cactai related injury and not the easiest of places to stick a band aid & that poor dude has gotta sit down for most of his job 😂
Other Amazon Drivers: " You won't Cactus being so careless"
Glad this channel has had such a great resurgence, used to be a middle school favorite of mine
Great avatar!!! 👍
That poor Amazon delivery guy 😭 but somehow it's always them. Almost everytime I see them deliver stuff something happens 🤣
A TBA driver just doing their job is an achievement on its own.
00:07 I don't think people realize just how utterly dangerous that is, and just how close he was to serious injury ot death.
I think we do.
Poor Amazon guy, he did such a good job hiding the parcel behind the column and handled that cactus so well...give this guy a raise Jeff.
What a nice grandpa making sure she didn’t fall haha
7:50 never fails to get me
If I sat on a cactus that entire clip would have to be bleeped out. That dude is a saint 😳😬
The foul balls get me every time no matter what!!
That Jeep wanted him so bad it even turned the wheel for a ankle shot 😂
“Oh thats cool… oh thats new”
Killed me😂😂😂
I feel for that Amazon delivery guy, but damn that was funny.
0:13 Going to work on the SUV today! Coffee? Check. Cereal? Check. Wheel Chocks? .......
Dude almost had a liveleak logo above his head instead of failarmy
0:20
What is a "parking brake" 🤷♂️
What are "wheel chocks" 🤷♂️
What are "brains" 🤷♂️
What is a "darwin award" 🤦♂️
What is a “wheel chalk” 😂
@@_Skuffed_ lol, well, I did get my diploma from 'Barnum and Bailey' 😂
0:30 that truck literally broke his 🦵 leg well done 👍 TH-cam!!!! for allowing people of all ages see how a truck almost kills someone 😂😂👏👏👌👌 just marvelous!!!
This compilation is the perfect reminder to not take life too seriously. 😆
Damn that one working on truck that rolls away would have been a bad day if that happened with a tire off👀
The guy that used to deliver our milk died under one of those because of the same stupid error.His was on ramps,and he pulled the driveshaft.They didn't find him for hours.
@@bryduhbikeguy damn, unfortunately I bet it happens alot, I always remember to pull ebrake and when I'm under a vehicle with wheels off, I always put the wheels under the vehicle for extra safety.👍
I have NO PROBLEM laughing at the expense of others.....
Can I get a 'hell yeah'?
No but u can get a woop woop!!!!!
Heck yea!
6:15 I'm Batman
5:53 ‘Cmon cmon! RAWWWWR!’ •slips instantly•
Too hilarious!
4:52 The guy is unharmed! Of course, he is dead. Tss
J/k I don't know.
"That's new." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Poor Amazon guy
I can self identify with this more than i can relate to people.
1:07 is exactly why you ALWAYS have a spotter when bench pressing, no matter what. I've seen dudes film themselves dropping the bar on their neck and suffocating. Not a joke.
How could he not lift it up again to get out when it was already that high? If you can do it once, you can do it again.
Or maybe just don't use such heavy stuff?
Always love it when dogsd come flying in after a big wipe out
Wise words to the Amazon guy. You really have to double check to make sure "I'm all good" before you sit down 😆