YTP: Snatch Syrup

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  • @SaucyPuppetShow1
    @SaucyPuppetShow1 9 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    1:55 "OH NO, the MOment I dread . . . " I don't know why but this had me cracking up.

  • @ChickenPika
    @ChickenPika  11 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    Honestly, I can't blame them for being pissed. They're pretty hard to find now.
    You order a strawberry dinner, they tell you all they have is raspberry dinner.
    Makes you want to chew your own foot off in frustration.

  • @mastercabbage
    @mastercabbage 11 ปีที่แล้ว +272

    Faster than an electron? That's pretty damn fast.

    • @FreemanJS91
      @FreemanJS91 11 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      I'm surprised he's not in a different time period from being that fast.

    • @megalul4141
      @megalul4141 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      An electron’s speed is the same as a snail’s no joke

    • @albond
      @albond 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@megalul4141 I didn't know that snails can travel at 2200 km/h

    • @littleblueriolu9093
      @littleblueriolu9093 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@albond It's actually 2200 kilometers per _second._ A snail that fast would have circled the earth in 18 seconds.

    • @megalul4141
      @megalul4141 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I’m talking about the speed of an electron traveling through copper wire, it’s about 0.02 cm per second

  • @Zilch616
    @Zilch616 10 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    Lift the woman, drink a bit- clickclockclickclickclickclickclick nice

    • @ChickenPika
      @ChickenPika  10 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      You must sneak into my village when I'm sleeping and pet my dogs. There's a reason they won't attack you and I'm betting that's it.

    • @Zilch616
      @Zilch616 10 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      ChickenPika What the hell are you talking about? I'm just quoting this superb video.

    • @RephaimVGM
      @RephaimVGM 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Lucas Tuckwood He's referencing your profile picture.

    • @Zilch616
      @Zilch616 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Oh..... Ok thanks.

    • @Dolphynxx285
      @Dolphynxx285 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      are you a DopeDolphin

  • @meteor_smash
    @meteor_smash 8 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    *S N A T C H R A T S*

  • @robertcornhole5197
    @robertcornhole5197 9 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    Choices for tonight's reninner:
    1. pizza
    2. snizza

    • @bentleytheartist1717
      @bentleytheartist1717 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Robert Cornhole I’ll have a cheese Snizza

    • @maogu1999
      @maogu1999 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I made David the CaaC

    • @TommyTurtle77
      @TommyTurtle77 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh god imagine what Hawaiian snizza would be like

  • @shrimpchips5853
    @shrimpchips5853 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I like the notion that Plums aren’t *allowed* to talk. They can but some unseen sentient force prevents them from doing so. What do the plums know and who is trying to keep them silent? Truly one of the mysteries of the world

  • @stupidskeleton1
    @stupidskeleton1 11 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I don't think the line "I'm very glad you've got rats in your snatch" had ever been spoken in any form before this video.

  • @JunKazamaFan
    @JunKazamaFan 9 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    I would totally buy Snatch Syrup in bulk on a regular basis.

    • @targaghjj
      @targaghjj 9 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      It's usually labeled under "Tinned Pee"

    • @rabiealkurba2520
      @rabiealkurba2520 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fuck off bot

    • @albanveshti2369
      @albanveshti2369 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      i fucking died at this comment

  • @MaxRebound
    @MaxRebound 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "Got got up and ran out the door and got away faster than an electron."
    - _Michael Rosen_

    • @invaderghostkungfu
      @invaderghostkungfu 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      The real question is where they were, but that's impossible to determine.

    • @ItsCosmoTewulf
      @ItsCosmoTewulf 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      "Tibbabbit."
      _- Also Michael Rosen_

  • @dirtydan8576
    @dirtydan8576 10 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    PLUMMYBO

    • @kaiwicks2440
      @kaiwicks2440 9 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      The magic plum

    • @funkyfabulous6090
      @funkyfabulous6090 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      kai wicks that grants three wishes

    • @derpysponge43
      @derpysponge43 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Dirty dan And when you press it, It goes "GET OF ME!!! DX"

  • @oliversherman2414
    @oliversherman2414 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "So I drank wild mineral water!" I laughed so hard 😂

  • @hamjaro2920
    @hamjaro2920 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Just watching back all your videos, and I only just realise the significance of plumybo the magic plum, and when michael got taken hostage by harrybo and his awful grandead.

  • @ChickenPika
    @ChickenPika  11 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Having a whole bunch of behavioural disorders (ADHD, Tourettes, and OCD) helps, but I just have a lot of time to think about stuff. Often I'm on a walk, or I'm in class, and I think of something. I write it down whenever I can in a file called "Ideas" and then throw them in when I get the chance. I almost emptied that file when I was making my 1k sub special, which (if the trend continues) I should be setting to public in the morning.

  • @projectvalkyrie4536
    @projectvalkyrie4536 9 ปีที่แล้ว +309

    "Laura laughs if she sees people die."
    Damn right I do
    *Edit from an almost 25 year old me: holy shit I was edgy. This is embarrassing.

    • @NobodyImportant69420
      @NobodyImportant69420 9 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      +Laura Plas * click * Nice.
      I'm sorry. I had to.

    • @projectvalkyrie4536
      @projectvalkyrie4536 9 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Nobody Important I completely understand X3

    • @NobodyImportant69420
      @NobodyImportant69420 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Laura Plas Making the obvious jokes so you don't have to. Yep, that's me alright.

    • @projectvalkyrie4536
      @projectvalkyrie4536 9 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Nobody Important I do the same thing sometimes.

    • @ryangallagher9723
      @ryangallagher9723 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +Laura Plas I think it's funny.

  • @xXDronaldXx
    @xXDronaldXx 11 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Oh god the clicking at 0:18 killed me then brought me back to life then killed me again

  • @themichaelofrosen6241
    @themichaelofrosen6241 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Option 1: Dinner
    Option 2: Renninner

    • @floydpinkerton1703
      @floydpinkerton1703 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Honestly the part that made me laugh the hardest

  • @amethyst806
    @amethyst806 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Plummybo V.S Jammybo. The ultimate battle.

    • @Hourglass36
      @Hourglass36 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      don't forget Speedybo

    • @Manofcheese693
      @Manofcheese693 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      And Harrybo! And his dead grandad!

    • @MrSpartanm33
      @MrSpartanm33 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +ToaOfScotland22 don't you mean his dead grandiddle

  • @paladinmaguireofbos3347
    @paladinmaguireofbos3347 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    7 years later and it's still snatchtastic

  • @karlwiebrecht3803
    @karlwiebrecht3803 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "lift the woman and drink it", "this is snatch syrup".

  • @squishybrick
    @squishybrick 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Plummybo, the magic plum.. That's fucking gold..

  • @Pikmin88
    @Pikmin88 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    2:04
    "Faster... than an electron... tibbabbit."

  • @frostycane5134
    @frostycane5134 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    That thumbnail is my response to snatch syrup

  • @Ethxnb44
    @Ethxnb44 10 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    LMFAO SO MUCH WHEN IT SAID WHEN U PRESS THEM THEY GO AHHH GET OFF ME

  • @karlwiebrecht3803
    @karlwiebrecht3803 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "im very glad youve got rats in your snatch", "but what does it have to do with sliding on the two year old".

  • @slice2219
    @slice2219 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Tight snatch, nice!
    Smell it
    Mmm smells like a dead goldfish
    Finger in, lick it
    Tastes like a forty eight year old hamburger
    Lift the woman and drink a bit
    Oh this is snatch syrup!

  • @NexusGideon
    @NexusGideon 10 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    WILD MINERAL WATEHH!

    • @realTRDEMRK
      @realTRDEMRK 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I like me sum ol' wild mineril wateh

    • @lightsaberlordp373
      @lightsaberlordp373 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@realTRDEMRK Raaaah what you doing Mr Volcano?

  • @tudorbrancuturcu5996
    @tudorbrancuturcu5996 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    1:02 - Help!! I’m screaming!!!

  • @ChickenPika
    @ChickenPika  11 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    That example is a fair bit more specific than this one.
    Don't be sorry, I don't mind.

  • @epicSMGfan
    @epicSMGfan 10 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    lel they ran away because the potatoes are hot

  • @Lonkshi21
    @Lonkshi21 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Hot BRAINS!" That's something a zombie would eat 😂

    • @torpid5092
      @torpid5092 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Unfortunate pfp

    • @Lonkshi21
      @Lonkshi21 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@torpid5092 just an owl boi, nothing unusual

  • @MrSpartanm33
    @MrSpartanm33 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Strawberry dinner.

  • @Kadano
    @Kadano 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    We sit down to eat. And the potato is a bit hot.
    --
    OH NO! The moment I dread when the potato is a bit hot.
    OH NO! THIS IS HORRIBLE.

  • @fantasticplums4798
    @fantasticplums4798 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    1:10 the origins of Fantastic Plums.
    Plummybo was actually my grand master and my creator. It was a tough life, living inside that old, smelly paper bag, sleeping in plum-stained thin rags for 16 years. He pretty much created me purely to be his slave. It wasn't until July of 2015 when I managed to escape his custody, but only just. I was pretty much homeless until October when I found out about a special group of people who were similar to me. People called it the YTP community. I managed to track down the location of the group and they let me move in on the 10th of October. I've been with them ever since and I haven't heard of or seen Plummybo since then.
    lol, I was bored. :P

  • @VideoGamersOasisPlayTheatre
    @VideoGamersOasisPlayTheatre 10 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Wild Mineral Water! lol!

    • @ChickenPika
      @ChickenPika  10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Well my birds do like a TWEEST with their water!

  • @AntiActionFox
    @AntiActionFox 11 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Does anyone else play this when you're going to bed?

  • @theBTCgaming
    @theBTCgaming 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Lift the women, and drink a bit" XD XD im cryin

  • @ChickenPika
    @ChickenPika  11 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Neither. He used it before I did. The thing about having an adjective before the word "plums" is there are only a few that sound amusing. "Fantastic," which I've already used, "Nice," which I've already used, and a few others.
    Using the same relatively simple joke as someone else isn't stealing. If it were, no one would be able to reverse any word that started with the letter J and then a vowel without being accused of stealing from cs188.

    • @Fera-gr5mm
      @Fera-gr5mm หลายเดือนก่อน

      Okay this does not let me sleep, which word you meant to be considered stealing from cs188 ?

    • @ChickenPika
      @ChickenPika  หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      The comment I replied to is long since gone, but JoJ is what I was thinking of from his HoH SiS series

  • @JunKazamaFan
    @JunKazamaFan 11 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I can't get the image of Michael Rosen fucking a pizza out of my head.
    It's...
    REALLY GOOD.

  • @oliversherman2414
    @oliversherman2414 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love your channel keep up the great stuff!

  • @1337WilQ
    @1337WilQ 11 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    HELLO PEnis

  • @12coudak000
    @12coudak000 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I´ll have a bag of FANTASTIC plumbz!

  • @hunterhalo2
    @hunterhalo2 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is awesome work. Best Rosen shit I've watched in ages.

  • @shanedellios1960
    @shanedellios1960 10 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    #plummybo

  • @Roflstab
    @Roflstab 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    'Faster, than an electron.' Never heard that one before, Nice work CP!

  • @majamersnik3710
    @majamersnik3710 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    prickly prick noooo pricking haha

  • @blu3ja881
    @blu3ja881 10 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Plums........

  • @ColteeYT
    @ColteeYT 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Michael Plays Katawa Shoujo sounds like the perfect opportunity to reintroduce the terrifying creature featured in Michael Falls in Love... considering the quality of your previous works, it's fair to assume that there's gonna be a great deal of drama, intense moments of emotional impact, and splendid character development. Indeed a great buildup from your part, which will hopefully lead to the creation of a perfect blend of all the elements of the Michael Rosen universe.

  • @deffdefying4803
    @deffdefying4803 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Faster than an electron? Holy shit!

  • @RobinDude
    @RobinDude 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I was drinking something at 1:13 and nearly drowned in an effort to not spit my drink all over my computer xD

  • @ChickenPika
    @ChickenPika  11 ปีที่แล้ว

    I didn't make that joke up. I saw it a while ago in another poop, but I can't for the life of me find it again.

  • @brennur3731
    @brennur3731 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Laura laughs when people DIE

  • @accountwontlastlong1
    @accountwontlastlong1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Oh no! The MOHment I dread

  • @ShadowWolf143224
    @ShadowWolf143224 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I wonder what a strawberry dinner consists of...

  • @IceGoddessRukia
    @IceGoddessRukia 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Now every time I drink something delicious I think about those amazing array of pops. Gets me every time. xDD

  • @ChickenPika
    @ChickenPika  11 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    There's something sublime in the hammy overacting of the Zelda CDI games, isn't there?

  • @Solidfact42
    @Solidfact42 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The bit with plum-ybo made me cackle to the point that my wife came in to check on me. Where do you come up with these silly things? It must be a place of epic awesome, wherever it is.

  • @Luna-ii6pz
    @Luna-ii6pz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    1:50 HOT b r a i n s

  • @SerialK1986
    @SerialK1986 11 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Let's hope my 67th birthday collab were one of the FANTASTIC ones. :)

  • @1918atv
    @1918atv 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I loved the multiple clicking at 0:18! A masterpiece!

  • @ryaquaza3offical
    @ryaquaza3offical 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    'Rat in your snatch' -I'm done 😂😂

  • @tylerposch4396
    @tylerposch4396 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Michael picks up a plum, he presses it and then it shouts "Get off me!"
    "I'm plummybo the magic plum"
    Me: lol dafuq

  • @WibblyWobblyWoo
    @WibblyWobblyWoo 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    You are swiftly becoming my favrioute rosen pooper.

  • @calebshafer5182
    @calebshafer5182 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I couldn't stop laughing

  • @MacCoalieCoalson
    @MacCoalieCoalson 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Or, 'how I learned to love sex with the pizza box'" fucking dead

  • @bggamingdeluxe5658
    @bggamingdeluxe5658 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    TIDY SNATCH

  • @BossDrSample
    @BossDrSample 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Man, some day..yaay..I wish to be as good as you...wew

  • @diorthugg5343
    @diorthugg5343 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    smell it. snifffff. smells like dead goldfish.

  • @MitskulpCh36
    @MitskulpCh36 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    WEILD MINERAL WATAR!

  • @bobgreen623
    @bobgreen623 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    w i l d m i n e r a l w a t e r

  • @rufousthefox9766
    @rufousthefox9766 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Tidy your fucking slimy ballsack" I laughed until I cried!

  • @commediaDollArte
    @commediaDollArte 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Michael Rosen's Wacky Snatch Adventures: The Plummybo'ing

  • @LlamaFluff
    @LlamaFluff 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    was that Douglas from IT Crowd saying mineral water?

    • @ShadowkeeperTei
      @ShadowkeeperTei 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yes, Matt Berry (Douglas) does the voice of the volcano on the Volvic advert.

  • @maogu1999
    @maogu1999 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I went to the freerf
    Saw our JoJ in there.

  • @iminurpopcorn
    @iminurpopcorn 11 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Renniner!

  • @ColteeYT
    @ColteeYT 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Just positive encouragement and a little bit of well covered threatening.

  • @derpysponge43
    @derpysponge43 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    GET OFF ME!

  • @MGSVxBreakpoint
    @MGSVxBreakpoint 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Drink snatch syrup.

  • @cheesyalex24
    @cheesyalex24 11 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    When is there going to be more of plummybo? I'm really looking forward to it

  • @lightsaberlordp373
    @lightsaberlordp373 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    0:24 Wild Mineral Wateeeeeeeerrrrrr!!!! 😂💦

  • @th3pwnicorn
    @th3pwnicorn 11 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    lol Laura laughs when she sees people die. i think it's funny XD

  • @ChickenPika
    @ChickenPika  11 ปีที่แล้ว

    That was good and you should feel good.

  • @KentonMakings
    @KentonMakings 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    And when you press it, it goes, "Get off me!"

  • @MATTRIX_21
    @MATTRIX_21 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    WILD MINERAL WATER!

  • @anyadaniels7071
    @anyadaniels7071 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    when you press it, it goes "GET OF ME!"

  • @icecoldassassin8531
    @icecoldassassin8531 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:19 So plums are prohibited from talking?
    Would make more sense if he said "Plums are not supposed to talk!"
    But is funnier the way it is LMAO

  • @paladinmaguireofbos3347
    @paladinmaguireofbos3347 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    When he said snatch syrup I felt that

  • @AKHalex
    @AKHalex 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    OH NO! The moment I dread when the potato's a bit hot!

  • @pungaking
    @pungaking 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    Oh, Douglas

  • @cblack5544
    @cblack5544 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Tinned pee is my favorite birthday treat

  • @commonsense5254
    @commonsense5254 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    rats in my snatch

  • @max-bk5oq
    @max-bk5oq 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    mm smells like a dead goldfish
    tastes like a 48 year old

  • @smangy5442
    @smangy5442 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    snatch syrup lmfao

  • @richardadrianhenderson4556
    @richardadrianhenderson4556 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    now theres magical talking plums

  • @joemAwesomeMan
    @joemAwesomeMan 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:00 I think my lungs failed me when I laughed too much!

  • @TomTheHedgehog100
    @TomTheHedgehog100 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Chicken I wanna see more adventures of Michael and the magic plum

  • @MrPippy022
    @MrPippy022 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Best yet

  • @VengefulNonsense
    @VengefulNonsense 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    Saw our JOJ in there

  • @matthewmoran5297
    @matthewmoran5297 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    So THIS is where Plummybo came from.

  • @ioratv
    @ioratv 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    faster than an electron lol