Is a FRYING PAN a good WEAPON?

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  • @ProjetsVentilo
    @ProjetsVentilo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3397

    - Honney?
    - Yes?
    - Our neighbour....
    - OMG what is he doing this time?
    - It's not what he's doing......... it's what he is using

    • @swordfighter18
      @swordfighter18 5 ปีที่แล้ว +150

      This is gold, you win the comments today.

    • @stanislaviliev6305
      @stanislaviliev6305 5 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      They've come to terms with your methods, the tools are still questionable though

    • @victorfox9623
      @victorfox9623 5 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      I would have my security cameras all pointing at Shad's yard. Would be very interesting what he does when the cameras are off. You could probably have an entire YT channel for this.

    • @spartan0442
      @spartan0442 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Best comment of the day

    • @TheJoker-qo4fg
      @TheJoker-qo4fg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ProjetsVentilo fantastic

  • @ocean6828
    @ocean6828 5 ปีที่แล้ว +667

    “Steer clear of ol’ man shad’s house. I heard him in his back yard today ramblin’ about killing people with a pan”

    • @samhansen9771
      @samhansen9771 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @senseo but what will he fry then?

    • @sir.gawain7136
      @sir.gawain7136 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@samhansen9771 Not the young un's.

    • @MrRourk
      @MrRourk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It's a Mini Castle not a shed!

    • @sir.gawain7136
      @sir.gawain7136 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MrRourk I'm Confused?

    • @Max1990Power
      @Max1990Power 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Must be interesting to be his neighbour

  • @darthtaiter
    @darthtaiter 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1906

    Shad, sweetheart, why are you using that dreadful modern alloy pan with the bolted on handle rather than a proper cast iron pan with a handle that is part of the body of the pan?... the weight, heft and force of blow of a 5-7 pound iron skillet would be entirely different than you will ever get with than flimsy bit of trash there.

    • @CraigLYoung
      @CraigLYoung 5 ปีที่แล้ว +164

      darthtaiter : Yes ! Someone who understands.

    • @DeadInkPen41
      @DeadInkPen41 5 ปีที่แล้ว +229

      I've seen some horrific injuries from people attacking others with frying pans working in a hospital. I have law enforcement buddies who have seen what I have and worse. What it comes down to is how many people are also actually trained to fight or have any real experience with it? Also a good cast iron pan is what everyone should have in their kitchen as well.

    • @QlueDuPlessis
      @QlueDuPlessis 5 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      My first thought.
      Although the heft of cast iron carries the problems of needing rather large biceps to wield.
      Also, cast iron is, as far as I know, an industrial revolution technology.
      I don't think it existed in the medieval period,
      Perhaps wrought iron instead?

    • @QlueDuPlessis
      @QlueDuPlessis 5 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      P.S: Copper casting goes all the way to Roman times, is denser and was used historically for pots and pans.
      Could be a viable candidate?

    • @MascottDeepfriar
      @MascottDeepfriar 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      A cast iron skillet would probably be the best premade weapon. Nice and thin with good weight and all one piece.

  • @lyly_lei_lei
    @lyly_lei_lei 3 ปีที่แล้ว +412

    “I’ll turn this frying pan into a dying pan!”

    • @kylestanley7843
      @kylestanley7843 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      LMAO

    • @AndrewAce.
      @AndrewAce. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      This is so underrated...

    • @lyly_lei_lei
      @lyly_lei_lei 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @Aeon Conrad **bonk**

    • @Dalzombie
      @Dalzombie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Dunno why but this comment has that "I sawed this boat in half!" kind of energy to it

    • @lyly_lei_lei
      @lyly_lei_lei 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Dalzombie **slaps desk** I SAWED THE EARTH IN HALF. THAT’SA LOTTA DAMAGE.

  • @RyuBlue
    @RyuBlue 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1506

    >Weaponizes a pan, flattening it and giving it a sharp edge.
    It's an axe. You've just made an axe.

    • @VespertilioGiganticus
      @VespertilioGiganticus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      no

    • @Mentat13
      @Mentat13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      @@VespertilioGiganticus yes

    • @gamerkiddocody107
      @gamerkiddocody107 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      maybe?

    • @gamerkiddocody107
      @gamerkiddocody107 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      maybe?

    • @fanta4897
      @fanta4897 4 ปีที่แล้ว +162

      Or military shovel (I even remember a story that german doctors in WWII after attacking the soviets were very surprised at the amount of injuries they had to treat which were comparable to battle-axe injury, it turned out it was inflicted by shovels which were better suited for combat than bayonets).

  • @planetschlock
    @planetschlock 5 ปีที่แล้ว +573

    Ultimate weapon load-out:
    Melee: Frying pan
    Ranged: Pie to the face
    Special: Banana peel

    • @lucykitsune4619
      @lucykitsune4619 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      top ten anime characters that can beat Goku at full power

    • @Terrekain
      @Terrekain 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Thrown: SPOON - acquire from Yang's wife by giving her the Frying Pan

    • @zionsgatesmedia
      @zionsgatesmedia 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      What are you playing, toontown?

    • @totoru4ever
      @totoru4ever 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Heresy. We all know that pommel of destruction is the ultimate ranged weapon.

    • @bigdiccmarty9335
      @bigdiccmarty9335 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@lucykitsune4619 The man to stop Thanos (WITH THE INFINITY STONES)

  • @bthsr7113
    @bthsr7113 5 ปีที่แล้ว +626

    It's called availability and blunt force trauma.

    • @nixtheclause9984
      @nixtheclause9984 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      I think generally, I’d rather not get hit with most things. Heavy things especially.

    •  5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@Forsman87 Cast iron anything period.... actually what about those mini cast iron pan size of one egg?

    • @smokybacon2744
      @smokybacon2744 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Bthsr71 , Yeah, that’s a hammer, much easier to wallop someone with and do some damage

    • @scottmantooth8785
      @scottmantooth8785 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      in other words an improvised melee weapon of convenience and random discovery

    • @bthsr7113
      @bthsr7113 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@smokybacon2744 There's not always a hammer handy.

  • @JonathanTKL
    @JonathanTKL 4 ปีที่แล้ว +510

    "Everything is a weapon"
    - Jackie Chan

  • @joshuahunt3032
    @joshuahunt3032 5 ปีที่แล้ว +275

    Note to self: edge alignment is useful even for frying pans.

    • @EarCat
      @EarCat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It would be better with a cast iron frying pan. Even with the flat, ant strike will be extremely jarring

    • @grantflippin7808
      @grantflippin7808 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@EarCat Try it, you'll snap your wrist

    • @EarCat
      @EarCat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@grantflippin7808 maybe IF you grip it in a dead fist!

  • @tobiaslott2725
    @tobiaslott2725 5 ปีที่แล้ว +271

    Me: "I'm using my free time to watch some videos about the topic of my school project and not let my self be distracted by other things!
    Shad: "But do you know if a frying pan would be a good weapon?!"
    Me: "I DONT NEED GOOD GRADES, I NEED ANSWERS!!!"

    • @mariobadia4553
      @mariobadia4553 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lol

    • @haillobster7154
      @haillobster7154 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Top Ten questions science can't answer.
      But geeks can!
      😁

    • @Lord_Marshal_Valdar
      @Lord_Marshal_Valdar 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Tobias Lott You: I need Answers!!
      Me: You want Answers?!!
      You: I think I’m Entitled to-
      Me: You want Answers?!!
      You: I WANT THE TRUTH!!!
      Me: YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!

    • @tobiaslott2725
      @tobiaslott2725 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Lord_Marshal_Valdar *NEEDING TRUTH INTESIFIES*

  • @makotoplush9776
    @makotoplush9776 5 ปีที่แล้ว +709

    "Is a frying pan a good weapon"
    Me: I don't need sleep I need answers

    • @thanqualthehighseer
      @thanqualthehighseer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Of course you can use a frying pan as a weapon.
      Just Ask my girlfriend, she can kill whole damm armies with her cooking.

    • @hisse5833
      @hisse5833 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      more importantly how good is a shallow pot with long handle as a weapon

    • @petercouchey
      @petercouchey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Me: reads this comment at 1:02am

  • @BR4IN1N4J4R
    @BR4IN1N4J4R 3 ปีที่แล้ว +266

    To be fair, a Cast Iron Skillet is quite hefty, so I'd look at a Cast Iron Skillet as a weirdly shaped mace

    • @kylestanley7843
      @kylestanley7843 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Likewise. Those things can knock someone the hell out, easy.

    • @wtimmins
      @wtimmins 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Heavier, but then harder to maneuver because of the handle not being particularly designed for weaponry.
      Frankly, a full sized cast iron skillet might be TOO heavy to be effective.

    • @BR4IN1N4J4R
      @BR4IN1N4J4R 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@wtimmins I don't know. The 12"-14" range skillet is quite maneuverable. And a solid crack to the dome even with armor will do some serious injury no sweat

    • @ObjectHistory
      @ObjectHistory 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Seriously, I have no doubt it could KO a dude in a helmet.

    • @dragonriderabens9761
      @dragonriderabens9761 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@BR4IN1N4J4R in a 1v1, sure
      But when you have to take out 5 guys, things start getting hairy
      forget it on a battlefield

  • @Kaocito1
    @Kaocito1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +664

    "Sweetheart come look, the wierd neighbor is swinging swords and frying pans in the garden".

    • @hollowhoagie6441
      @hollowhoagie6441 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      That weird neighbor* they know this is the norm for this guy

    • @sea-envy3137
      @sea-envy3137 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Abner!

    • @alicebrown6215
      @alicebrown6215 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      "Dale! He's got a frying pan now!"

    • @The0Stroy
      @The0Stroy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      "...again"

    • @DZ-1987
      @DZ-1987 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      "Mummy, can i play with him?" Last time, he got hit many times by some weirdo and he didn't get angry."
      "No, georgie. What do i always say?"
      "... don't go up to random strangers and say "'ello mate, can i nut ye?"

  • @mackenchiez1998
    @mackenchiez1998 5 ปีที่แล้ว +305

    The main advantage a frying pan has over other weapons is its ability to random crit

    • @rullestaden
      @rullestaden 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      IT ALWAYS CRITS

    • @kanesmith8271
      @kanesmith8271 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@rullestaden true

    • @paxtonfairbanks9216
      @paxtonfairbanks9216 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      And that its loud enough to cause people to off themselves for you.

    • @TheLegonaut
      @TheLegonaut 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      frying pans will let you sell the stout shako for 2 refined

    • @ramonheuvelmans8207
      @ramonheuvelmans8207 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      If you see a demopan charging at you, just wish that you could survive the random crit.(you can't, your so dead than)

  • @duchi882
    @duchi882 5 ปีที่แล้ว +366

    *"Is a FRYING PAN a Good Weapon?"*
    If Mayonnaise can be an Instrument, then anything is possible

    • @YoavRheims
      @YoavRheims 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Amen.

    • @thirdplanet4471
      @thirdplanet4471 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Don't forget horse radish

    • @ScarletRebel96
      @ScarletRebel96 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      No patrick mayonnaise is not a instrument................no patrick horseradish is not a instrument either

    • @oneofmanyparadoxfans5447
      @oneofmanyparadoxfans5447 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ScarletRebel96 If their jars are made of glass they can be instruments, both in the form of percussion and in a manner similar to a glass harp.

    • @TrickinNinja
      @TrickinNinja 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@oneofmanyparadoxfans5447 the jar is the instrument, not the mayonnaise.

  • @DamonNomad82
    @DamonNomad82 3 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    The answer to that question is situational. If you're pulling a room temperature frying pan out of a cupboard, it's a "meh, better than nothing" weapon. If you've just finished frying burgers in it and it's still burning hot, it becomes an outstanding weapon, especially if it still contains hot grease to splash in your attacker's face!

  • @Quinntus79
    @Quinntus79 5 ปีที่แล้ว +666

    “I’ll use my trusty frying pan, as a dying pan.”

    • @qualivia
      @qualivia 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      You beat me by two days....

    • @PugMasterYT
      @PugMasterYT 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Out of all the words you could have said, you've chosen these.

    • @FedoraReshiramGaming
      @FedoraReshiramGaming 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      well played... well played my good sir... you are truly a man of culture as well~

    • @empress9554
      @empress9554 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      This comment is almost as good as Brock’s jelly doughnuts

    • @DTdu92
      @DTdu92 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      something is brocking your way

  • @benjaminholcomb9478
    @benjaminholcomb9478 5 ปีที่แล้ว +689

    It's really bothering me that you're using a modern pan instead of a traditional cast iron one. There is So much more mass in a cast iron pan which would make it an insane force multiplier. We're talking skull shattering amounts of psi. It would be a lot slower though. Also, cast iron pans generally have the handle more in line with the pan at least on my experience.
    Edit: I'm not sure how common this manufacturering technique was throughout time. Obviously if it wasn't a reasonably available product then it's less of an issue

    • @Jatzette
      @Jatzette 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Benjamin Holcomb my thoughts exactly

    • @afadonnighthawk74
      @afadonnighthawk74 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Me and my wife had the same issue.

    • @kdiggs5487
      @kdiggs5487 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thank you.

    • @aussiebloke609
      @aussiebloke609 5 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Can't argue. I love my old-style cast iron pans - they have some serious heft. That said, they also have a lot of momentum when swung, so if you miss your first strike, you're really going to be left wide open for a while.

    • @Serahpin
      @Serahpin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Imagine if it was used when you were cooking, so searing hot frying pan to the face!

  • @alexgrimes2186
    @alexgrimes2186 5 ปีที่แล้ว +479

    My Pathfinder group's bard has in his possession a blessed frying pan named "Eggscalabur".

    • @cyberdodominisquish3497
      @cyberdodominisquish3497 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Ok, I like bad puns like that. 😁

    • @Attaxalotl
      @Attaxalotl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      RPG 100

    • @meganofsherwood3665
      @meganofsherwood3665 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      A friend of mine made a larp-legal frying pan (out of foam & cardboard). Its name was Porkrist

    • @SpecterVonBaren
      @SpecterVonBaren 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@cyberdodominisquish3497 The only good pun is a bad pun.

    • @Randomdudefromtheinternet
      @Randomdudefromtheinternet 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Don't mind if I take notes lel

  • @thebooknerd5223
    @thebooknerd5223 4 ปีที่แล้ว +301

    Warrior Chef Starter Pack:
    - +1 frying pan
    - +12 cooking knives
    - +1 incredibly heavy cook book

    • @allanon64king10
      @allanon64king10 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      don't forget the spices and cooking oils

    • @CatCheshire
      @CatCheshire 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      and salt for wounds of your enemies!

    • @mrnobody4394
      @mrnobody4394 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Don’t forget your side weapon, the ladle

    • @tcyrus1909
      @tcyrus1909 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@CatCheshire coating your frying pan in salt gives +2d4 damge to feinds, spirits, and undead

    • @arcticguy3455
      @arcticguy3455 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@tcyrus1909 And giant slugs, but maybe that's an instant kill.

  • @mennograafmans1595
    @mennograafmans1595 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5076

    What do you call it when a wizard hits you with a pan?
    Cast iron.

    • @opguidler
      @opguidler 5 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Hahahahahah

    • @mathewmallon7208
      @mathewmallon7208 5 ปีที่แล้ว +203

      That one's a real clanger

    • @randomperson4198
      @randomperson4198 5 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      Thought gonna say peter pan

    • @NotQuiteFirst
      @NotQuiteFirst 5 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      Pandalf

    • @SamuraiAkechi
      @SamuraiAkechi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      @@NotQuiteFirst in russian fundub (exactly fundub, not fandub) of LotR they actually call him Pendalf (the world pendal means an ass-kick).

  • @HARpgT
    @HARpgT 5 ปีที่แล้ว +201

    Me: “Oh I know! I’ll use my trusty frying pan, as a dying pan!”
    Proceeds to bash the opponent’s head in.

  • @HiopX
    @HiopX 5 ปีที่แล้ว +515

    Shad: "student of historical swordsmanship"
    my brain: "student of historical saucemanship"

    • @meatballphilosopher5734
      @meatballphilosopher5734 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      >Saucepanship

    • @HiopX
      @HiopX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@meatballphilosopher5734 damn, that's even better

    • @Irish_Enderman
      @Irish_Enderman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Saucemanship
      Lol wtf

    • @haldyordan2316
      @haldyordan2316 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I remember one of the chefs in Ratatouille, says he can kill with his thumb 😅

  • @dragoknight589
    @dragoknight589 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    List of all of the uses of a frying pan
    1. blocking attacks from an enemy
    2. dealing quite a lot more damage than a punch, unless you're Captain Falcon
    3. frying
    4. drying

    • @PhantomGato-v-
      @PhantomGato-v- 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'll turn this frying pan into a dying pan

  • @CheemsofRegret
    @CheemsofRegret 5 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    Mrs. Shad: Honey, where is the frying pan? I need to cook some panca...
    Cut to Shad backflipping and flourishing with the frying pan.
    Mrs. Shad: Oh, okay then.

    • @randomperson4198
      @randomperson4198 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Imagine if it actually happened

    • @pyglik2296
      @pyglik2296 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I believe he asked first.
      "Honey, I need to borrow the frying pan."
      "What for?"
      "I need to check if you can fight with it."

  • @justinvanvolkenburg5298
    @justinvanvolkenburg5298 5 ปีที่แล้ว +511

    Here is the advantage that frying pans have over weapons:
    The frying pan isn't a weapon. No one is going to expect it usually.

    • @SPSJ173
      @SPSJ173 5 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Anything can be a weapon if you get creative enough

    • @akirandrake414
      @akirandrake414 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@SPSJ173 Yep Jackie Chan is a perfect example of using anything as a weapon.

    • @engineergaming7407
      @engineergaming7407 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      pencil

    • @SPSJ173
      @SPSJ173 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@akirandrake414 the famous step ladder is my personal favorite seconded by improvised chair

    • @erikjarandson5458
      @erikjarandson5458 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Yep. There's a distinct absence of treatises on how to defend against the frying pan. Provided you exclude books on dieting, obviously. You could leave many bruised and battered (pun intended) opponents demanding their money back for "comprehensive" instruction received.

  • @spynix0718
    @spynix0718 5 ปีที่แล้ว +265

    “I’ll use my frying pan, as a drying pan.”
    -Brock, whenever the heck the episode was.

    • @Vahkitauti
      @Vahkitauti 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      The dying pan

    • @ar.ninetysix
      @ar.ninetysix 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Not an episode at all! Brock said the line in the short movie, Mewtwo Returns. I obsessively watched the VHS as a kid lol

  • @Danbearpig
    @Danbearpig 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    A thought on Sam using the frying pan, for someone particularly inexperienced with a sword perhaps it would be playing to his strengths to use a tool the weight and balance of which he was already more familiar with?

    • @iciclecold2991
      @iciclecold2991 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      An excellent deduction sir.

  • @roymuerlunos2426
    @roymuerlunos2426 5 ปีที่แล้ว +503

    "Is that a... frying pan?"
    NAY! 'TIS A SHIELD ON A STICK!

    • @mysterythegamer7213
      @mysterythegamer7213 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      I mean, you aren't wrong.

    • @thegingerkingshanks7587
      @thegingerkingshanks7587 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      This needs to be an actual thing

    • @kamikaze6198
      @kamikaze6198 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Hmmmmm....
      *SEES CLUB AND SHIELD*
      why not?

    • @scottmantooth8785
      @scottmantooth8785 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      more effective than swinging a cat around by its tail and far less noisy

    • @darkspiro6467
      @darkspiro6467 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@mysterythegamer7213 r/technicalythetruth

  • @mrman5517
    @mrman5517 5 ปีที่แล้ว +393

    frying pan has +2 damage against eggs and bacon

    • @tigershark8867
      @tigershark8867 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Frying pan has +2 damage against chicken fetus and pig strips.

    • @DinnerForkTongue
      @DinnerForkTongue 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      And buffs the non-combat Cooking skill by 15%.

    • @demogorgonzola
      @demogorgonzola 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Aim the edge at their side, followup with a groin strike.

    • @Hato1992
      @Hato1992 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Frying pan can be enchaned with fire, +2 fire damage

    • @gracefuller9554
      @gracefuller9554 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cast iron varieties are better however it has disadvantage when going against soap

  • @josec.6394
    @josec.6394 5 ปีที่แล้ว +619

    So the weaponized version of the frying pan is a pizza cuter?

    • @blackout1406
      @blackout1406 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Or a hachet

    • @shawnbanman8920
      @shawnbanman8920 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Or, the most deadly ping pong paddle EVER. lol

    • @TrueFork
      @TrueFork 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      This basically describes the viking pan found at Oseberg. Shad's mistake is not getting an accurate reproduction of a medieval pan.

    • @critickman
      @critickman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Yes and thats the main weapon of the italians

    • @Merione
      @Merione 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@critickman And that's why we suck so bad at warfare LOL But at least we can have dinner and entertain ourselves between battles 😂

  • @warpey5632
    @warpey5632 3 ปีที่แล้ว +256

    _"What makes me a good demopan?"_

    • @mrspiffy8587
      @mrspiffy8587 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      If I was a bad demopan, I wouldn't be sitting here talking about it!

    • @xswede-vk8gv
      @xswede-vk8gv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@mrspiffy8587 IF I WERE A BAD DEMOPAN I WOULDN'T BE DISCUSSING IT WITH YOU NOW WOULD I !?

    • @panman69420
      @panman69420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hahahahah nice

    • @shoeofobama6091
      @shoeofobama6091 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      if he analysed the eyelander or persian persuader that would be dope

    • @omgits_him
      @omgits_him 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      that demo are bloody spy

  • @gremlinchet
    @gremlinchet 5 ปีที่แล้ว +608

    Who else wanted my man to do a test kill on a watermelon or something.

    • @krispalermo8133
      @krispalermo8133 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      They can " Kill " coconuts .
      In the Far East, coconuts are the Skull breaking test for weapons.

    • @watermelon996
      @watermelon996 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      I can’t believe you would want to kill me.

    • @sarahjoy1977
      @sarahjoy1977 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      You might not get much damage from a pan that the one he has. It's made to be light. My cast iron skillet would smash anything.

    • @Carbon2861996
      @Carbon2861996 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      His fruit killing skills are remarkable.

    • @johndahl8522
      @johndahl8522 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      You could kill a mfer with a frying pan.

  • @SephirothSuperKool
    @SephirothSuperKool 5 ปีที่แล้ว +192

    "The first one to come to mind is, probably, Frozen" *Highlights Tangled*
    Spoken like a true Dad sir.

    • @TheGuardDuck
      @TheGuardDuck 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That's EXACTLY it! Wtf can dads NOT say simple things correctly??

    • @patrickbuckley7259
      @patrickbuckley7259 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@TheGuardDuck After that much exposure it all begins to bleed together like some kind of hideous modern art piece.

    • @TheGuardDuck
      @TheGuardDuck 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@patrickbuckley7259 Sure, there are visual similarities...
      But I'm mostly flipping baffled that this kind of mispeak is so common. Stop talking lazy, dads!!!

    • @patrickbuckley7259
      @patrickbuckley7259 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@TheGuardDuck It really has nothing to do with visual similarities. It's just that kids often watch stuff on repeat over and over again, sometimes watching favorites back to back, until it all blurs together into some kind of twisted eldritch abomination from beyond the realms of time and space...

    • @TheGuardDuck
      @TheGuardDuck 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@patrickbuckley7259 This wouldn't happen with Toy Story and Up, though. They're so different there's no way to mistake one for the others.

  • @lichkingithani4653
    @lichkingithani4653 5 ปีที่แล้ว +297

    “Honey, where’s the frying pa-“ as she stares out the window
    -Shad’s wife

    • @danielawesome36
      @danielawesome36 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Meanwhile, Jazza laughs in a corner, looking at his brother's inevitable, sad fate.
      _RIP Shad..._

    • @nosotrosloslobosestamosreg4115
      @nosotrosloslobosestamosreg4115 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      How could you divorced so funny guy?

  • @badzombies2003
    @badzombies2003 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    Of course it's better, it makes a loud noise when you hit someone with it (in TF2 at least)

  • @theguy3851
    @theguy3851 5 ปีที่แล้ว +206

    "The pan is mightier than the sword"

    • @randomperson4198
      @randomperson4198 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      But what about dragon?
      And what about MACHICOLATION

    • @illegalalien6542
      @illegalalien6542 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Whoever said has never held a high powered SPATULA!!

    • @randomperson4198
      @randomperson4198 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@illegalalien6542 well if anything gumball though me the spoon is the most powerful weapon

    • @saalthorjrundelius1368
      @saalthorjrundelius1368 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Great joke XD

  • @octaviom7618
    @octaviom7618 5 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    But the real question is...if you kill someone with a frying pan does it become a dying pan?

    • @randomperson4198
      @randomperson4198 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      How about murder pan

    • @demogorgonzola
      @demogorgonzola 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@randomperson4198 Deadpan remarks incoming... :-|

    • @HiddenEvilStudios
      @HiddenEvilStudios 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Once you are over the initial shock, it will become a crying pan!

    • @ZMWargrif
      @ZMWargrif 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Make sure you land your hit, or its just a trying pan

    • @sixtheprimordial7479
      @sixtheprimordial7479 ปีที่แล้ว

      RYAN! THIS HAS GOT TO STOP!

  • @shadfacts6465
    @shadfacts6465 5 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    Shad Fact: Everytime Shad yells MACHICOLATIONS!!!!! A castle without them grows them.

    • @AdarBlu
      @AdarBlu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm sure Nathan Fillion was wondering how those suddenly appeared. :P

  • @lobsteroverrun
    @lobsteroverrun 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    Obviously, when a pan is used as a weapon in most fiction, the depiction is of a cast iron pan. That modern thing is too lightweight.

    • @generic_tylenol
      @generic_tylenol 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      A problem with the cast iron pan is the inherent brittleness of the material - if struck by another weapon, it might fall apart.

    • @lobsteroverrun
      @lobsteroverrun 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@generic_tylenol you clearly haven’t cooked with cast iron.

    • @generic_tylenol
      @generic_tylenol 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@lobsteroverrun I've salvaged enough cast iron with hammers to know it's not exactly impact-resistant.

    • @Bleepbleepblorbus
      @Bleepbleepblorbus ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@generic_tylenol What condition we're they. New or rusted?

    • @generic_tylenol
      @generic_tylenol ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Bleepbleepblorbus it doesn't matter, it's cast iron and not steel, so it is much more brittle regardless of the amount of rust

  • @MrPazuzu1991
    @MrPazuzu1991 5 ปีที่แล้ว +232

    Wrong pan mate, a cast iron pan one like in the movie is a scary solid piece of.....cast iron.

    • @ZGuy0fSci
      @ZGuy0fSci 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Guess it really can CAST a new light on things? nvm

    • @vetackstudios2778
      @vetackstudios2778 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      That's what I was thinking. Though, that heft makes them even more problematic to swing around effectively. More damage... less balance. Maybe a small one would be more effective?

    • @maskedriderweaver4122
      @maskedriderweaver4122 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Actually I used to work with a cast iron skillet, just to see how effective it could be. The best size is probably one you can grip with one hand, anything requiring two hands just has too much weight to be used effectively.

    • @bluelionsage99
      @bluelionsage99 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      This is exactly what I was thinking. The tangled clip was a cast iron and the hobbits used one. Tika in the Dragon Lance novels starts off armed with one as well. Cast iron for the win.

    • @MrBillclintin
      @MrBillclintin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      But it will be heavy like ... so it would likely be the worst kind of pan to use as weapon

  • @benkalem
    @benkalem 5 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    If I've learned one thing from Jackie Chan, it's that anything can be a weapon, if you are creative enough.

    • @Russo-Delenda-Est
      @Russo-Delenda-Est 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Even A-frame ladders...

    • @SimoLInk1698
      @SimoLInk1698 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah you just need the Feat that lets you add your proficency to attack rolls with improvised weapons. Then you're good to go.

    • @Olav_Hansen
      @Olav_Hansen 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@SimoLInk1698 tavern brawler?

    • @davemarx7856
      @davemarx7856 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Benches are the best

    • @ratbat1072
      @ratbat1072 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      What about John wick?

  • @aphryo
    @aphryo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +257

    Me: "I wonder when Shad will run out of ideas for videos..."
    Shad: "Hold my drinking horn."

  • @shinyahiiragi5299
    @shinyahiiragi5299 4 ปีที่แล้ว +180

    "Is frying pan a good weapon?"
    Normal human: Ehh... Probably not..?
    MORDHAU players: *medieval lute music stops*

    • @thatguybrody4819
      @thatguybrody4819 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      TF2 players: _DEMOPAN CRIT NOISES_

    • @Sydney_Angelyt
      @Sydney_Angelyt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Of course it’d work.
      It’d easily knock someone out

    • @tvcat5096
      @tvcat5096 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      TF2 music stops

    • @russianwaffle5836
      @russianwaffle5836 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      In the hands of a master a lute is a formidable weapon, mate!

    • @umpatosemato4343
      @umpatosemato4343 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      l4d2: *of course!*

  • @CidCDdrafts
    @CidCDdrafts 5 ปีที่แล้ว +624

    According to TF2, a frying pan is stronger than a sword.

    • @atomikcosmonaut522
      @atomikcosmonaut522 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Damn, beat me to it

    • @hydrolito
      @hydrolito 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Who's TF2 and you probably shouldn't buy a sword from him. Also not all frying pans and swords are of the same material so it would depend on exactly what each are made of how thick they are etc.

    • @ethan82714
      @ethan82714 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@hydrolito good one.

    • @yourlemons4271
      @yourlemons4271 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      STout SHAko for 2 refined

    • @hombrerandom1431
      @hombrerandom1431 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@hydrolito Your comment is a joke, right?

  • @christlisnull2750
    @christlisnull2750 5 ปีที่แล้ว +204

    MORDHAU! WHO IS WITH ME!?

    • @Rawkit_Surgeon
      @Rawkit_Surgeon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Certainly!

    • @Wolvenworks
      @Wolvenworks 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      mordhau pan is nice and all but one must respect the OG meme critpan from TF2
      FEED THE PAN

    • @doommaker4000
      @doommaker4000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Wolvenworks Finally, a man of culture

    • @MicroSamp
      @MicroSamp 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      HAVE AT THEM BOYS

    • @gronkiusmaximus
      @gronkiusmaximus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Charzey Plenty of severs I can play on whenever I play so not a problem

  • @Jasonwolf1495
    @Jasonwolf1495 5 ปีที่แล้ว +171

    The frying pan, also known as the Mother's Mace

    • @SkippertheBart
      @SkippertheBart 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      A fine title indeed.

    • @kohakuaiko
      @kohakuaiko 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Also Burglar Brainer

    • @Blasterfreund
      @Blasterfreund 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Parrying Pan. It's a pan used for parrying instead of frying.

    • @THEO00900
      @THEO00900 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @FantomOmega spikes around the rim and one in the dead center of the flat surface.

  • @sternis1
    @sternis1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Fun fact: During the pandemic, I've actually used my (really heavy) cast iron pan to practice swords swings and to build up strength. My apartment is too small to swing my swords in properly (I might have broken a lamp...). I've started to actually get decently proficient with the frying pan now, but it's still really awkward to handle.
    After the pandemic, I'm definitely taking one to my fencing club to try it out.

  • @SirAroace
    @SirAroace 5 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    Now Shad please note that in almost every depiction the Frying Pan is a Case-Iron Pan. That dinky modern pan don't give a scene of the true weight and solidity of the pans use in fiction.

    • @clothar23
      @clothar23 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You do realise how brittle cast iron is right. Even bog standard modern steel holds up better to punishment when used as a blunt impact tool. The only weakness in a modern frying pan is the riveted handle. And some high end pans are a single piece construction so there's not even that.

    • @MajorMalfunction
      @MajorMalfunction 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That one is aluminium.

    • @doubtful_seer
      @doubtful_seer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      clothar23 the primary use would be grabbing the cast iron pan in self defense of abusive family member or home invader. And trust me, once you hit someone’s skull with that cast iron pan, you’re not going to have to worry about blocking their weapon. In every case I can think of, it is used to create blunt force trauma on the attacker’s body.

    • @LazyTestudines
      @LazyTestudines 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@doubtful_seer it also has the advantage if you were cooking of getting very hot, like several 100°C hot.

    • @user-ol4np3yb8p
      @user-ol4np3yb8p 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Pretty sure just throwing(or dropping) it towards someone would take whatever it hits out of the fight.
      An ex roommate dropped one on his foot while drunk, he has 9 toes these days.

  • @pidge3807
    @pidge3807 4 ปีที่แล้ว +622

    "You need to hit with the side" TF2 IS ACCURATE

  • @krashd
    @krashd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +161

    Shield meets bludgeoning weapon, of course it's going to be effective. Also you can't cook bacon on a crossbow!

  • @thesmallestminorityisthein4045
    @thesmallestminorityisthein4045 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Frying pan in the off-hand, messer in the primary hand.
    D&D class: hangry chef

  • @alexanderchippel
    @alexanderchippel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1064

    "Everything is a weapon."
    -My uncle who was in jail for murder.

    • @Alexander-Hatfield
      @Alexander-Hatfield 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Wise words indeed.

    • @davehood2667
      @davehood2667 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Every martial arts sensei I've ever had said the same.

    • @sik3xploit
      @sik3xploit 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Ninja weapons typically came from what were initially tools for farming or any other sort of common peasant labor.

    • @alexanderchippel
      @alexanderchippel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@sik3xploit I always thought they came from Wish.com. That's where a friend of mine buys all his ninja shit.

    • @TheSilverPhoenix100
      @TheSilverPhoenix100 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Honestly yeah, most weapons in their base concepts are just more lethal versons of every day items, Sword is a bigger knife, Spear is a sharpened walking stick, Arrows/bullets are sticks/metal propelled very fast.

  • @petermacmurry3033
    @petermacmurry3033 5 ปีที่แล้ว +209

    How did the frying pan do better than Thanos' sword

    • @thegreyghost5846
      @thegreyghost5846 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Because the pan always crits (tf2 players will understand)

    • @regiman222
      @regiman222 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Because a frying pan is more practical less unwieldy

    • @noregrets3925
      @noregrets3925 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Because the last two hits always stuns and crits

    • @gavindillon1486
      @gavindillon1486 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@thegreyghost5846 *Is a friendly*
      *pan scouts approach*
      *_CLANG CLANGCLANG_*

  • @TheSentinelStone
    @TheSentinelStone 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    I have heard tales of a frying pan of immense size, and legend says that it’s power was so great it was used to slay dragons and then used to cook dragon steaks.

    • @eljanrimsa5843
      @eljanrimsa5843 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I see. A frying pan would be a convenient weapon for a cannibal. Why hasn't Shad thought about that?

    • @Tovath
      @Tovath 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I have heard of one that when wielded by it's chosen with turn enemies to poached eggs.

  • @hrpang
    @hrpang 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    I wonder how he feels about Demoknight from TF2, would it actually be viable to use spiked shields in combat just by running?

    • @AjarTadpole7202
      @AjarTadpole7202 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He should do a vid on that

    • @samitissari3268
      @samitissari3268 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Well a spike in a shield can cause accidental damage to your teammates

    • @AjarTadpole7202
      @AjarTadpole7202 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@samitissari3268 not really, if our teammates are standing in front of the guy shield charging and get hit, that's not exactly our fault

  • @cmdrtianyilin8107
    @cmdrtianyilin8107 5 ปีที่แล้ว +324

    It's a very good weapon. My mom reminds me how good weapon it is.

    • @VikingBadass94
      @VikingBadass94 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Oh shit XD
      At least it wasn't the dreaded Chancla

    • @gatsuyatsu
      @gatsuyatsu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@VikingBadass94 *shudders*

    • @dudeguy8686
      @dudeguy8686 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Those wooden spoons.. Kitchen utensils are dangerous..

    • @cmdrtianyilin8107
      @cmdrtianyilin8107 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@dudeguy8686 don't forget the sandals.

    • @501Magnum
      @501Magnum 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@cmdrtianyilin8107 A.k.a a Chancla.

  • @learnmore8771
    @learnmore8771 5 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    Everyone: funny pan comments
    Me: sudden flashbacks to getting dominated by a Demo-Pan.

    • @aganaom1712
      @aganaom1712 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Would you rather the caber?

    • @HeyItsFreeman427
      @HeyItsFreeman427 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Agan Mardrus please bring back the caber it did nothing wrong

    • @davishyral6675
      @davishyral6675 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This guy: ::Demopan PTSD::
      Me: ::PTSD from trying to farm the Magic Fry Pan in Earthbound::

    • @Terrekain
      @Terrekain 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Shad should have referenced Final Fantasy 6 - Yang's wife is an expert with the Frying Pan (give her a Frying Pan to get a Spoon)

    • @quaternarytetrad4039
      @quaternarytetrad4039 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      .>
      *Ahem*
      Stout Shako for two refined?

  • @deanprowell7947
    @deanprowell7947 5 ปีที่แล้ว +236

    It's as Anthony Bourdain once said.
    "If you were to hit a person with your frying pan, and you're not sure if the pan or their skull will dent, you need a heavier frying pan."

    • @thebooknerd5223
      @thebooknerd5223 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I need a poster in my room saying that

    • @dumbleking5172
      @dumbleking5172 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Cast iron should do the trick

    • @thesteampunkhorror388
      @thesteampunkhorror388 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hmm lemme check

    • @TheWickedWizardOfOz1
      @TheWickedWizardOfOz1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@dumbleking5172 The trouble is wielding a cast iron. Those things are *not* weighted for combat. You would need to use a lot of strength to get it into a viable combat position.

    • @jasonc3522
      @jasonc3522 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@TheWickedWizardOfOz1 Depends on the size I have a 14 inch that would be good for one swing but my 6 inch skillet would work like a mallet.

  • @MsTanvar
    @MsTanvar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love how your always willing to take an unbiased look at even the most unorthodox or even ridicules weapon.
    If I may suggest I would love to see you look at a heavily curved sword with a blade inside the curve as a weapon design not for harming your opponent, but instead for disarming them, or rendering their weapon ineffective.

  • @jonymartinez1546
    @jonymartinez1546 5 ปีที่แล้ว +242

    Brock: "I'll use my trusty frying pan, as a fighting pan"

    • @CyberKingSAL
      @CyberKingSAL 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Good one!

    • @CatastrophicMarauder
      @CatastrophicMarauder 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Ah yes i see you are a very cultured individual

    • @alexlee4154
      @alexlee4154 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Melkhiordarkblade
      A dying pan sounds like a pan that you die in

    • @csweezey18
      @csweezey18 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      JELLY DONUTS

    • @HEXcrimson
      @HEXcrimson 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@alexlee4154 brock approaches you:
      *GET IN*

  • @sirzorg5728
    @sirzorg5728 5 ปีที่แล้ว +356

    I love to think Shad just casually carries his sword and gamberson for slice-of-life situations.

    • @Malkontent1003
      @Malkontent1003 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Slice and dice of life. Hmm? Bad pun? Well, then. Open the door if you don't want me to climb through the window. XD

    • @mageplayer9419
      @mageplayer9419 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      All use my trusty frying pan as a drying pan

    • @Soabac
      @Soabac 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Well. That's what United States are made for I guess. (You can be a street samurai ma boi)

    • @Malkontent1003
      @Malkontent1003 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Soabac I don't think that's how this works, since I've been arrested for carrying a cane-sword. And I'm crippled.

    • @Soabac
      @Soabac 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Malkontent1003 oh shit. Is there some states where it's not legal or it's just not legal everywhere ? If it isn't legal, that's funny to know that we can have guns

  • @highgroundproductions8590
    @highgroundproductions8590 5 ปีที่แล้ว +299

    A cast iron pan would be heavier, sturdier, more effective as a weapon, and more historically accurate.
    (Edit: I don't remember ever getting so many likes lol thanks guys)

    • @nikhilbhavani981
      @nikhilbhavani981 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      High Ground Productions true, but how well could you control that pan? You could use the argument of using it like a heavy mace, but the handle is to small to practically wield it, and you’ll probably lose your grip on it.

    • @nctpti2073
      @nctpti2073 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@nikhilbhavani981 Why are you assuming only a small handled pan? A heavier pan also needs a heavier, sturdier handle, both to give more distance to the heat from portion of the pan over the cooking heat and also because a heavier pan requires a sturdier handle to prevent the handle from simply separating from the pan. Someone higher up mentioned the handle of a pan they used having bent after a 'few good whacks.'

    • @Endoptic
      @Endoptic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      ​@@nikhilbhavani981 Grip it so your middle and index fingers are inside the pan. As a weightlifter, it's easy to control. I've used a #8 as a racket before.

    • @daviddupree3242
      @daviddupree3242 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Cast iron had so much carbon that its more brittle than the steel in a sword

    • @markfergerson2145
      @markfergerson2145 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@nikhilbhavani981 If you've cooked with one for a long time you get enough grip strength to do fancier things with it than you might think.

  • @minithegameguy4674
    @minithegameguy4674 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    tf2: of course it is.
    it works especially well on loud children

  • @michaelgimenez4032
    @michaelgimenez4032 5 ปีที่แล้ว +217

    Non stick frying pan, not really.
    Cast iron frying pan: Between that and a mace i think the pan still has more utility.

    • @erikjarandson5458
      @erikjarandson5458 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Especially for cannibals.

    • @warriormaiden9829
      @warriormaiden9829 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Omg... 🤣

    • @BierBart12
      @BierBart12 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Combination hunting, preparing and cooking tool. Truly a marvel.

    • @PeterSFam
      @PeterSFam 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Plus the geometry of it is closer to ideal with the handle being planar with pan portion.

    • @erikjarandson5458
      @erikjarandson5458 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@BierBart12 The frying pan is like the Swiss Army Knife of, um... heavy cast-iron objects. Not quite as handy, but a lot more sturdy. Also, as a weapon, I'd pick a frying pan over a Swiss Army Knife any day of the week. No offense to the Swiss Army.
      Or the Swiss Navy. They have ten of these bad boys: flickr.com/photos/priska_k-b/19029189571/
      Not to mention their aircraft carrier: flickr.com/photos/13245485@N08/2020738319/
      So, a bit better than a frying pan. Probably. Possibly. Well, a case can be made, anyway.
      Got a bit sidetracked, there. Sorry.

  • @vealck
    @vealck 5 ปีที่แล้ว +307

    New theory: double sided axes started as weaponized frying pans, just with more metal cut out to improve handling.

    • @Valsorayu
      @Valsorayu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      New theory: Frying Pans were made from axes. Lumberjack gets hungry on the job, decent cooking surface.

    • @ginogatash4030
      @ginogatash4030 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      But that's just a theory, A WEAPON THEORY!

  • @selkie76
    @selkie76 5 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    When it comes to weaponised kitchenware, I'm reminded of a series of books on my shelf in which the organisation's Head of Kitchens owns a weapon described simply as a "battle ladle".

    • @MIKA-xv5ln
      @MIKA-xv5ln 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      i need these books, whats the series called?

    • @Titanic_Tuna
      @Titanic_Tuna 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I too seek the wisdom of the Supreme Leader Ramsy...

    • @Atamosk-bu7zt
      @Atamosk-bu7zt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      drop old mundane on that and even stats and it can be viable in dark souls 2 as a troll weapon. remember to bring plenty of copies of repair though.

    • @nargarex2390
      @nargarex2390 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      No one will underestimate the power of bullets n' pans and microwaving grenades

    • @SamVimes27
      @SamVimes27 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@MIKA-xv5ln after a bit of google research I found the series. It's named chronicles of St. Marys and it's a about a time travelling institute of hystorical research. The descriptions are a little bit similar to a even crazier Doctor Who without space.

  • @maxoyew2965
    @maxoyew2965 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    Man never mentioned Demoman’s pan from TF2 😭

    • @temporaryname4121
      @temporaryname4121 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      DEMOPAN TF2

    • @nubbular
      @nubbular 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      DEMOPAN TF2

    • @nubbular
      @nubbular 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      also heavypan

    • @samitissari3268
      @samitissari3268 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sad

    • @brendan1871
      @brendan1871 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nor Princess Peach's frying pan from the Super Smash Bros. series

  • @amybeatty4323
    @amybeatty4323 5 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    I LOVE that you can say "weaponized version of a frying pan" with a straight face. :)

  • @sviatoslavs.1305
    @sviatoslavs.1305 5 ปีที่แล้ว +182

    "What makes me a good Demopan? If I were a bad Demopan, I wouldn't be sitting here and discussing about Stout Shako for 2 refined now, would I?!"

    • @meatballphilosopher5734
      @meatballphilosopher5734 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      CLONG

    • @terner1234
      @terner1234 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      they're gonna have to glue you back together
      IN HELL

    • @kaisercalvin1742
      @kaisercalvin1742 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      They're gonna have to glue your ears back together...
      IN HELL!

    • @Silverwind87
      @Silverwind87 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "Look at this, I just caved in your skull, my bat's still dry. No clumps of hair, nothing. And if you order now, I'll throw in a second beating, absolutely free!"

    • @someonestolemyname
      @someonestolemyname 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      hidden stat: increased random crit chance. chance to make server friendly

  • @Maddog3060
    @Maddog3060 5 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    Shad: "Is a frying pan a good weapon?"
    Shad's Wife: "PUT THAT BACK IN THE KITCHEN YA [bleep]"

    • @King.Leonidas
      @King.Leonidas 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      My kitchen

    • @Dies1r4e
      @Dies1r4e 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@King.Leonidas strangely enough some men think their wives should cook? Mediterranean families know better then this. My wife has her own pans and knives in the kitchen, she knows better then to touch mine lol.

    • @King.Leonidas
      @King.Leonidas 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Dies1r4e indeed you could have slaves cooking instead

    • @Dies1r4e
      @Dies1r4e 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@sadvvergvs2130 She can cook for me though she isn't terrible great at cooking much past stir fry and this really good slow cooker taco soup. I am by and far the better cook, and I have spent many years collecting the proper tools to cook as well and as efficient as possible. These tools are expensive and if used improperly can become damaged. the knives must be maintained and sharpened, the pans cannot have metal tools applied to them ect ect. She has no interest in learning how to do this stuff so she can use her own walmart frying pan and when she takes a fork to it to stir her food it does not destroy a very expensive pan.
      our relationship is highly balanced and highly loving, she does laundry (which i hate), I do yard maintenance (which she hates). I cook and do most of the cleaning because I enjoy these things, she buys all the cleaning supplies and yard supplies. she works longer hours I get paid more for the hours I work, we save for house projects together and have separate accounts for random fun things, this leads to neither spouse ever having that "honey you bought another X" thing debate as we each have what we call "stupid money" to spend on whatever we'd like. all in all our situation has been highly effective for a decade.

  • @sen7826
    @sen7826 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Imagine watching Shad from a distance and you can't hear him, but you can see him and his camera.
    (Supposing you don't know anything about him)

  • @jailoutafreecard4414
    @jailoutafreecard4414 5 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    As a rule when refering to a frying pan as a weapon i usually assume its cast iron. They almost always are and it would be a sensible choice of pan. Very heavy.

    • @jennybrown7834
      @jennybrown7834 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Great choice for adventuring a bit heavy but clean up would be easy if it was preseasoned of course, but then another question comes to mind which would be best a cast iron cornbread pan a cast iron grill pan or a regular cast iron pan? would grill pans and cornbread pans have adventages over regular cast iron in terms of weaponry? or is the regular pan superior but then what about cast iron woks they are almost like shallow pots they are heavier than nonstick but more shield like I would think

    • @jailoutafreecard4414
      @jailoutafreecard4414 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@jennybrown7834 i think at that point id just wear a pot helmet hybrid. And id cook pizza on my shield

    • @AuthorDiannaGunn
      @AuthorDiannaGunn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yeah a cast iron pan would be way, way better than any other type of frying pan for knocking somebody out

    • @jlokison
      @jlokison 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Proper halfling adventure gear requires a pot, a pan, a good knife and at least a spoon. Some seasonings can make a huge difference as well but aren't neccessary for survival.
      It's best if the pot doubles as a helmet as it can be easier to carry in long dungeon crawls that way. This is vital as boilling water is the best way to purify it without using magic.
      The frying pan needs to be forged or cast as a single piece. A general purpose pan is best, unless you have a cart, being able to use it in any cooking or combat instance is best. It doubles as a defensive and offensive weapon if used properly.
      The knife needs to be utilitarian capable of butchering and processing game as easily as chopping vegetables, especially potatoes. This is handy as an offensive weapon as it can butcher humanoids to if you know what you're doing.
      As for the spoon you need one big enough to assist with cooking and serving food but not too big you can't eat with it. You can survive without a fork but you need a spoon.
      That all said I have watched a real world modern soldier use an folding entrenching tool to cook on. The same tool I've seen used as a axe or even, rarely, its intended purpose as a shovel.

    • @cb6123
      @cb6123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I kinda wished he used a cast iron one as well

  • @corvuscorax5926
    @corvuscorax5926 5 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    Shad: Is the frying pan a good weapon?
    Tf2: Y E S

  • @Huy-G-Le
    @Huy-G-Le 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    1:07 Random Crits
    1:09 Random Crits
    1:10 Random Crits
    1:12 Random Crits
    "Is a FRYING PAN a good WEAPON?"
    Answer: *rAnDoMs CrItS*

    • @bronzekilla
      @bronzekilla 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      r/unexpectedtf2

  • @crodthesorrysap4165
    @crodthesorrysap4165 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Shad: is the frying pan a good weapon?
    Samwise and the tf2 mercs: YES

  • @angelmin8819
    @angelmin8819 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    When you, a heavily armoured knight with a poleaxe, gets killed by the level 100 naked guy with a frying pan

    • @jaredhutson4957
      @jaredhutson4957 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      #justmordhauthings

    • @justaregulartoaster
      @justaregulartoaster 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I'm so confused by the poleaxe. A helbard, which doen't sound like anything to do with blades, always has an axe on it. A poleaxe may or may not have one, even though it literally has "axe" in its name. Also, the helbard is generally longer than the poleaxe, even though the poleaxe literally has "pole" in its name. So why is the poleaxe called poleaxe if that name would be way more fitting for the helbard?
      Screw it, i'll use a frying pan.

    • @kangirigungi
      @kangirigungi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@justaregulartoaster The poleaxe probably started out as simply an axe with a longer handle, then it started to vary. A halberd is a more specialized weapon. Lindybeige has a good video on it, I recommend you to watch it.

    • @MyLungsStillBurn
      @MyLungsStillBurn 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I would upvote, but at the current point you have exactly 69 likes, so I'll leave this comment as a way to show my appreciation

  • @doctorofallrats
    @doctorofallrats 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    If TF2 has taught me anything, it's that sometimes swinging a frying pan will instantly blow up anyone in its path. Who knew?

  • @darkblood626
    @darkblood626 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    I can defiantly imagine a Wizard enchanting a frying pan into giving the wielder super human fighting skills. Both for simple shits and giggles and because it's less likely to be stolen than a sword.

  • @kunnykuni
    @kunnykuni 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    Shad : "can you guess what it (the use of a frying pan) is ?"
    Brock : "I use my frying pan as a drying pan !"

    • @VeterusV
      @VeterusV 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      These jelly filled doughnuts are great, jellyfilled is my favorite, nothing beats a jelly filled doughnut.

    • @kylestanley7843
      @kylestanley7843 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I loved that so much.

    • @EeveeWoot
      @EeveeWoot 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Don't you mean a die-ing pan?

    • @kunnykuni
      @kunnykuni 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@EeveeWoot Same tool! Different use!

  • @kinglouiev9530
    @kinglouiev9530 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    The spade ♠️ is like an upgraded version of frying pan 🍳. It’s sharper, could be used as a shield and can create blunt force trauma.

    • @CraigLYoung
      @CraigLYoung 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      King Louie V : I read this manga where this guy fully Armored with a D Handled shovel beat a prince and his four minions. It had a great fight sceen.

  • @TheguyfromJurassicpark3
    @TheguyfromJurassicpark3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +220

    Only the real questions are answered here.

    • @EarCat
      @EarCat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@bam612 block the flames with the frying pan

    • @TheguyfromJurassicpark3
      @TheguyfromJurassicpark3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@bam612 Dragons are awesome.

    • @napoleoncomplex2712
      @napoleoncomplex2712 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@EarCat Then use heat generated to cook the dragon.

  • @VanStabHolme
    @VanStabHolme 4 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    Video title: *exists*
    Me: *laughs in random crits*

    • @Helperbot-2000
      @Helperbot-2000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ah the 100% chance

    • @thatguybrody4819
      @thatguybrody4819 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      the frying pan. on scout- _LOOOUD NOISES_
      on demoman- try _NOT_ to crit.

    • @fishHater
      @fishHater 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Demoknight: *exists*
      Random scout with a frying pan: are you challenging me?

    • @thatguybrody4819
      @thatguybrody4819 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@fishHater Demopan: *_FOOLS_*

    • @AjarTadpole7202
      @AjarTadpole7202 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      demopan tf2

  • @Shadowghost36
    @Shadowghost36 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    Personally, if I'm going to smack someone with a pan, I'll use cast iron rather than a thin, non-stick pan with a handle bolted on.
    Also, I think it's better to compare this to something like a mace rather than a sword.

    • @RedSlashAce
      @RedSlashAce 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yeah the one in tangled and such he showed looked to be cast iron. I think he needs to learn the difference.

    • @Resomius
      @Resomius 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      even a cast iron pan has still the limitations with the surface area. Ok if you hit someone good on the Skull the curvature of the skull will help konzentraiting the force. Also A Cast Iron pan is heavy! You need to train with this thing to swing it for more than 5 seconds!°

    • @rollingthunder1043
      @rollingthunder1043 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Good point, but as others have done I'll bring up the brittleness of Cast Iron. If you brought down a cast iron pan as hard as you could onto someone's face (forget the idea of them wearing a forged steel helmet for a moment), which is going to shatter first, the pan or their skull?

    • @Resomius
      @Resomius 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@rollingthunder1043 probably still the skull, even if bone is hard at least for the first few skulls the pan should be ok. On the other Hand steel Helmets would be a problem... But the exact material is not that easy... some kinds of steel could be suitible, but you need to still be able to use it for cooking without fucking up the hardening...

    • @Timelost_Techpriest
      @Timelost_Techpriest 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      The skull's gonna shatter first. A cast iron pan is like eight fucking pounds and like a quarter of an inch thick. It's a brutal tool.

  • @bkane573
    @bkane573 5 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    Literally the best product placement I've ever seen/heard.
    Disappointed that shad owns crappy Teflon pans. Cast Iron, or nothing.

    • @lightningcat82
      @lightningcat82 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Willing to bet that he has an electric range. Cast Iron doesn't work well on electric ranges.

    • @nulious
      @nulious 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      You'll have to pry my cast iron and gas stove from my cold dead hands.

    • @lightningcat82
      @lightningcat82 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@nulious alas, my set went into storage. My apartment lacks a gas stove. Although my stoneware pans have been fairly good for me, not as good as cast iron, but better than most.

    • @bkane573
      @bkane573 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@lightningcat82 I grew up with an electric stove, and owned a glass top electric for a decade. Cast Iron worked just fine. Is gas better? Of course, but the stove doesn't change the pan.

    • @clothar23
      @clothar23 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Meh cast iron is brittle and rusts hella fast. And is far too heavy considering its brittleness and structural weaknesses.

  • @vyllenor6928
    @vyllenor6928 5 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    "A frying pan is a weaponized shield"
    So that's why Naofumi (aka the Shield Hero) is often called the Cooking Hero in the novels

    • @erikagehm2805
      @erikagehm2805 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      He's also supposed to be a good cook too.

    • @jackdaw7792
      @jackdaw7792 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      40.

  • @fusk7799
    @fusk7799 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    "Is frying pan a good weapon?"
    Dead Cells: you fool it's the ultimate weapon

    • @Sam1jere
      @Sam1jere 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I approve this one 🤭 +1

  • @madengineerkyouma
    @madengineerkyouma 5 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    Thousands of TF2 players would say yes. Specially if it's golden.

    • @lolbosss
      @lolbosss 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      *Fry ear pan*

    • @casbot71
      @casbot71 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      My all time favourite moment (lost the vid …) was as a demo running, turned to see a teammate running behind me who then decided to run past me, so I spy check and *clunk* he goes flying off the ledge for a deep fall.
      It makes just such a satisfying sound, and the humiliation is _perfecto_

    • @jackthestripper9039
      @jackthestripper9039 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This man gets it

    • @arthurmorgan2861
      @arthurmorgan2861 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Pan ASMR time

    • @jackthestripper9039
      @jackthestripper9039 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@arthurmorgan2861 the sound of the golden frying pan killing the cocky player that talked shit in chat is asmr like no other

  • @ColonelFrontline1152
    @ColonelFrontline1152 5 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    Ahhhh the legendary flying pan the greatest weapon in the universe.

    • @macch1avello
      @macch1avello 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Just add a pommel and you're set

    • @GallowglassAxe
      @GallowglassAxe 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Shad would have put a pommel on handle but then it would have been consider a weapon of mass destruction.

  • @nathanc939
    @nathanc939 5 ปีที่แล้ว +181

    I can only imagine, Shad's wife looking out the window to see Shad playing with her favorite frying pan in the backyard.

    • @helRAEzzzer
      @helRAEzzzer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      She'd probably just join in; I would in her shoes. 😂

    • @Dirtbag-Hyena
      @Dirtbag-Hyena 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      And if he's the cook in the household ??
      That statement seems A bit dated & Neanderthal to me . 1 of my best friends was(is) A male chef & is the only one that cooks in his house . Just saying .

    • @nathanc939
      @nathanc939 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@Dirtbag-Hyena Even in non conservative families the wife is still the cook most of the time. Shad is rather conservative according to the little he speak about his political leaning on his channel. If you are offended by what is an obvious joke to 99.9999999% of the population your life must be dull as ****.

    • @allthenewsordeath5772
      @allthenewsordeath5772 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Nathan Carrier
      I’m offended that you’re offended that I’m offended at being offended

    • @nathanc939
      @nathanc939 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@allthenewsordeath5772 Dang. Lots of offense.

  • @Vampwatch1462
    @Vampwatch1462 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    When he starts talking about how you could block with a frying pan, my mind immediately went to the movie "Legend" with Tom Cruise. His dwarf companion used a cast iron pan to block arrow shots from an ambush by goblins. I'm surprised Shad didn't think of that.

  • @mattcrowley7867
    @mattcrowley7867 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    When Shad walks past his neighbors: "Honey, just smile and wave"

    • @johan.ohgren
      @johan.ohgren 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Smile and wave, boys.. smile and wave..

  • @alhena11
    @alhena11 5 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    Me: I really have a lot of work to do, better get into it.
    Also me: "Is a frying pan a good weapon?" Yeah, I always wondered.

    • @maxroy5246
      @maxroy5246 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      alhena11 literally though

  • @wokenlunatic2849
    @wokenlunatic2849 5 ปีที่แล้ว +342

    Shad: what about is there a Frying Pan 🍳 is flat?
    Me: then it’s a Tennis Racket 🎾

    • @goldwinger5434
      @goldwinger5434 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I have a cast iron griddle that looks like that except that it has a very slight lip.
      secure.lodgemfg.com/on/demandware.static/-/Sites-www-lodge-com/default/dw700fe4dc/images/L6OG3/L6OG3_L.jpg

    • @MissMeganBeckett
      @MissMeganBeckett 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It is called a tawa, it looks exactly like the picture he drew although it is mostly made of a thin lightweight metal and the handle can be in direct line with the cooking surface.

    • @Slash0mega
      @Slash0mega 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@goldwinger5434 only thing is the handle isn't straight either, so its still very off balance.

    • @goldwinger5434
      @goldwinger5434 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Slash0mega Balance, schmalance. I once killed a boy with a Fender guitar. I don't remember if it was a Telecaster or a Stratocaster but I remember that it had a heart of chrome and a voice like a horny angel.

    • @the_furf_of_july4652
      @the_furf_of_july4652 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Weaponized tennis racket
      Makes sense for that to be a bladed weapon

  • @corrat4866
    @corrat4866 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    *Gets random crit*
    Me: Yes, yes it is.

    • @JustinRed624
      @JustinRed624 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      when you have 90% crit chance almost everything is good

  • @whyjay9959
    @whyjay9959 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Another thing to consider is that if there's a frying pan nearby, there's probably also a knife.

    • @manubebec
      @manubebec 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yes, but maybe with a shorter range. Wouldn't a short knife be less effective than the frying pan as an ad-lib weapon?

    • @sarasamaletdin4574
      @sarasamaletdin4574 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Well you might not want to kill someone but just to defend yourself. Like a Disney character who doesn’t want to be arrested but doesn’t want to kill a guard trying to arrest him.

  • @MrKarnator
    @MrKarnator 5 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    "I'll have you know this is the strangest thing i have ever done"
    We should probably have Shad use dummies or something to demonstrate and test. So we can SEE how effective it could or not be.

    • @meganofsherwood3665
      @meganofsherwood3665 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes! I was really disappointed he didn't do a physical test & comparison between a frying pan & other weapons. Maybe I'll suggest it to Because Science...

  • @michaelm3691
    @michaelm3691 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    This is the kind of high quality journalism, you don't see in the mainstream media.

  • @danredebeer
    @danredebeer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Shad: provides a logical explanation for why you shouldn't use a frying pan as a weapon.
    Me: i wanna smack them in the head