You are so correct!!! 😂😂😂 My family is C.O.G.I.C! I used to feel like a hostage! If you go to church and they preparing breakfast, lunch and dinner it's ALL OVER!!! 😂😂😂😂
There should have been “the usher that doesn’t do his job” or “the usher that forgets he’s an usher” that be me sometimes I be forgetting I’m an usher.
This was too funny😂Here are a few more suggestions: The Candy Confiscator- usually an elderly mother, she'll snatch that gum right out of your mouth. Can hear the crinkling of a mint wrapper from the distance of two sanctuaries Holiness Is Still Right- issues out lap scarfs left and right.... cover them legs Catch-A-Man Carol! Shouting on the Job- shouting along with the rest of everybody, forget the job, we're here to PRAIIIIISE!!!!
I fight depression, this makes me want to live thank you for clean healthy, relatable church comedy. At time for some one like me a laugh is the line in the sand....thank you. Pray God continues to let you do this for everyone else cause its needed!
This video is as LIT as that prayer was 0:45 "From the start to the finish, From the beginning to the end, From the pulpit to the door. From the risers to the" desk chair in my room that I've been in for 77 x 7 days and counting...😂😂😂
No my grandma...OMG. As a kid them old Deacons would be praying u didnt move nor talk. If not u might get popped up side the head. I am 45 now this makes laugh because its true...I love it
Hey man. You don't have to go to church to meet with Jesus. He's with us always through the Holy Spirit 🤙 In fact the church is the body of Christ, which is what everyone in the church forms part of. He doesn't only want to meet with you in the church building 😄 it says in Joshua, "Do not be frightened, and do not be dismayed, for the Lord your God is with you wherever you go."
He's with me in my house, so surely you can have him in your house. Don't have to go to a particular building to get the Lord. One day there will be no building for us to go to. We will have to have service ANYWHERE we can😇.
BLESSED BRO...U R THE TOPS ON THIS ONE 4 2020...GREAT JOB...U WERE TASTEFULL...NON-BLASPHEMOUS...ASWELL AS HILARIOUSLY FUNNY AT THE SAME TIME...I LOST IT WITH LAUGHTER N MY SOUL WHEN U BROUGHT OUT THE BOWL & THE SILVER SPOON😯😆😆😆😷💜💜💜✔💯🙏.
Creative and hilarious! I'm sitting here trying not to bust out laughing because its 5AM. When you was breeaviN heavy after retrieving the mints and cereal..I couldn't hold it in no mo.
Man, I love Emmanuel (the song he used) It's so fun to play it in church and we only perform it around christmas time :( Real talk I'm not religious but I've been on the praise team as a musician for 3 years because of the sheer joy I get from the people there and being able to perform these joyful songs with my close pals in the band :)
HILARIOUS!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂 Bro you need to make a WHOLE CHARACTER out of the mustache guy!! He needs his own segments lol ALWAYS my favorite and the funniest!! Preciate the laughs man!
My maternal grandma had a gazillion grands and w/the exception of few, we all worshiped at the “family” church every Sunday where she reigned as Queen of the usher board and every now and then she’d allow one of us grands to sit on that coveted back row with her and all those other sister’s in white and LAWD!, the whispering, eye-rolling, gossiping, signifying in between that went on between the escorting in late comers, seat assigning, bulletin disbursement, praising the Lord and Holy Ghost are some of the best memories of my childhood.
Anyone commenting on the video is blessed beyond what u realize to even know what he is talking about. Glory be to the Most High God. Keep winning souls out here don't give up.
WHYY ARENT YOU ON THE NEWS YET CMON THIS IS AMAZING!!! As I was searching through my recommendationa of church live streaming I found this!!THIS IS AWESOME!
WHEN I TELL YOU THAT THE PRAYER WARRIOR ONE IS ON POINT AND SO ACCURATE, I AM BEING HONEST. THEY WILL CHOP YOUR FINGERS OFF AND GLUE THAT DOOR SHUT IF YOU DARE ENTER WHILE THEY ARE PRAYING. SMH. LOL.
I remember my mom and I went to a black church, we didn't have food at the time and this lovely African American lady invited us to her church. They gave us food, blankets and even gave me the pastor's bible. My mom would be cutting it with the prayer warrior's stumping and running around the church with a flag. I really miss those days. Even though we were hitting hard God and his people were always protecting us.
All that licking of the papers ( the Professional Usher) is a hoot, and that lady trying to come in when the preacher is praying (0.39), the "All in One" was a hoot, a bowl and cereal, mints? And a toothbrush, Oh boy! the Junior usher has no patience. Great job!
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The "Professional" is so accurate! Lol! That's really how it be!
Girl when he licked that glove I likedtah died!!!!🤪🤪🤪
I'm the professional 😂
😩😩😂😂😂😂
Be taking their job too seriously
@@orangeslices990 right lol
He's been in church all his life🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
facts
Must have😭😂😂
Truss me 😂😂
Same
Jesus loves you he died for you and rose again he is coming
Tht heavy breathing after he closed the door " get thee behind"😂😂😂😂😂 jr ushers was me n all my siblings ..no shame 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
young ppl be so freaking irritated with church ppl.😜😜😜
Yo....5th Sunday...we showed out on that door.
Mine too 🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😭😭😭
Lol same
“bruh here, dang!” 😂😂😂😂
😂😭😭
Bruh, he shouldn’t be THIS accurate! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Iam confused
*_He forgot to put be_*
He means he shouldn’t be
Did this dude die? He ain't replying to anybody, nor correcting his mistake lol.
Swear!!!
My grandmother was the prayer warrior . Wouldn’t even let me in like damn g’ma I went to the bathroom . We been here since yesterday 😒😑🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
You are so correct!!! 😂😂😂 My family is C.O.G.I.C! I used to feel like a hostage! If you go to church and they preparing breakfast, lunch and dinner it's ALL OVER!!! 😂😂😂😂
@@jamaicajackson4165 omg yes!! We would leave at 2 an be back at 5 lmfao 😑
Met PLENTY of the prayer warriors. They peek thru that glass window turn back around slow & dont say nuttin to you.
Yup....!!!!
In slow motion, too...
😆
YOOOOOO💀💀
Exactly.
Jr. Usher was on point. Just nonchalant! “You got one?”
(Sucks Teeth) "DID you get one? You only get one." Lol
I remember being a junior usher back in the day 😂😟
You had a good foundation you can always go back to ☺️👍🏽
@@jennijennjen3709 that's true
Yesss!
I was the one that fell asleep and didn't want to do the breed and wine thing
Jeremy Jackson don’t get weary, keep letting God use you!
This Jr usher board the THEE MOST acurate.....my son is on the Jr usher board!🤦♀️🤷♀️
Omllllll I cried laughing this man done pulled out a Box of Cereal from his shirt🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣we need to get you a Live TV Show going brotha!!
This brother always makes my day!!! Your humor is crazy good and ON POINT!! Thank you🤣
And da bowl🤣
😂😂😂
Facts!! I was alll set when he did that 🤣
And the milk jug
“Not mints but...”😂😂😂
There should have been “the usher that doesn’t do his job” or “the usher that forgets he’s an usher” that be me sometimes I be forgetting I’m an usher.
Thats the junior usher board😂
Lol🤣 that's true 😅
@@denerianscott3053 nah fr😭
The professional and the jr usher had me rollin🤣🤣🤣
The toothbrush and toothpaste just took me OUT!!! 😂😂😂
I'm waiting on him to pull out a peppermint and out comes a whole tube of toothpaste and toothbrush.
No they gallon of milk lol 😂
😂😂😂😂
SAME- THAT MADE ME DIE. WHAT IF THEY WANTED A MINT JUST FOR SOME CANDY I-
@@sheilapate7604 Same. The milk did it for me. 😂
The sweating and struggles like it’s always hot is so true 😂😂
This was too funny😂Here are a few more suggestions:
The Candy Confiscator- usually an elderly mother, she'll snatch that gum right out of your mouth. Can hear the crinkling of a mint wrapper from the distance of two sanctuaries
Holiness Is Still Right- issues out lap scarfs left and right.... cover them legs Catch-A-Man Carol!
Shouting on the Job- shouting along with the rest of everybody, forget the job, we're here to PRAIIIIISE!!!!
Ruth Mekuria I remember seeing an usher make a kid spit their gum into their gloved hand 😩😂
@@HaloHighlightz Yep, it happened to me as a grown woman!
I always takes my praise break...lol
Not “on the job” though 😂😭😭
@@amydickenson2597 I did last Friday night at work! Kurt Karr until daylight!!
I was the "prayer warrior", you better wait until prayer is over before you come in this church.
2:04 When the inside of his shirt is whole stationary outlet, off licence, supermarket, fridge and utensil store! LOL!
I fight depression, this makes me want to live thank you for clean healthy, relatable church comedy. At time for some one like me a laugh is the line in the sand....thank you. Pray God continues to let you do this for everyone else cause its needed!
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Why doesn't this have more likes?.Baby God came so that you can have life and have it more abundantly.
The K-Cup on the pressure cooker lid made me holler!! 😂😂😂
🙋🏾♀️First Timer Here & I Loved It!
I needed this LAUGH desperately
🤣🤣🤣
You're awesome! keep creating content you will be big one day and it's very soon.
Ok
BRO MY GRANDMOTHER WAS HEAD OF THE USHER BOARD AND SHE DID ALL OF THAT!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣HELP ME I CANT CATCH MY BREATH 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
this guy it's going to be famous in a few months, too much talent
The professional one too accurately 😂 they do be shaking they head to everything
This video is as LIT as that prayer was 0:45
"From the start to the finish,
From the beginning to the end,
From the pulpit to the door.
From the risers to the" desk chair in my room that I've been in for 77 x 7 days and counting...😂😂😂
Professional usher: licks fingers several times trying to get me a program.
Me: No thank you sir. Just send it to my email🤢
Latisha Mitchell I am HOLLERING!! Accurate, “never mind sir I’ll just follow along on someone else’s.”
@@Beautifulsage Lol😂😂😂
LMAO, NOT THE EMAIL. LOL.
The prayer warrior was my mom 😂😂
Not while prayer...
No my grandma...OMG. As a kid them old Deacons would be praying u didnt move nor talk. If not u might get popped up side the head. I am 45 now this makes laugh because its true...I love it
The all in one and the Jr usher board is too accurate 😂😂
I will bring my own snacks.
Bro, you're straight funny. Too accurate. For real! You got talent. A merry heart and laughter does good like a medicine!
When he tried to close that door on baby girl, I was crying laughing! 😂😂
Did my guy pull milk and cereal from out his shirt Hahahahahabaha😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Bro😁✌ You done took me back to church in the 80's!'🥰🙏
I want an "All-in-One" usher, or to go to church right now. The one time we need Jesus to help us, we are stuck in quarantine.
Hey man. You don't have to go to church to meet with Jesus. He's with us always through the Holy Spirit 🤙 In fact the church is the body of Christ, which is what everyone in the church forms part of. He doesn't only want to meet with you in the church building 😄 it says in Joshua, "Do not be frightened, and do not be dismayed, for the Lord your God is with you wherever you go."
@Ryan Dunn: amen!! 🙏🏾 💯
Ryan Dunn Yes!! Amen!! 🙏🏽💖🙌🏽
He's with me in my house, so surely you can have him in your house. Don't have to go to a particular building to get the Lord. One day there will be no building for us to go to. We will have to have service ANYWHERE we can😇.
@@latishamitchell52 you said it sister!:)
BLESSED BRO...U R THE TOPS ON THIS ONE 4 2020...GREAT JOB...U WERE TASTEFULL...NON-BLASPHEMOUS...ASWELL AS HILARIOUSLY FUNNY AT THE SAME TIME...I LOST IT WITH LAUGHTER N MY SOUL WHEN U BROUGHT OUT THE BOWL & THE SILVER SPOON😯😆😆😆😷💜💜💜✔💯🙏.
Creative and hilarious! I'm sitting here trying not to bust out laughing because its 5AM. When you was breeaviN heavy after retrieving the mints and cereal..I couldn't hold it in no mo.
Man, I love Emmanuel (the song he used) It's so fun to play it in church and we only perform it around christmas time :(
Real talk I'm not religious but I've been on the praise team as a musician for 3 years because of the sheer joy I get from the people there and being able to perform these joyful songs with my close pals in the band :)
Jesus loves you it's a relationship not just some religion
Thank you for making me laugh Brother! I lost my Dad a week ago but seeing this has truly brought me joy to my day, you are amazing! ❤
Dominique bless your heart. I lost my dad in May this year.
Sorry for both of your losses my deepest condolences😔😔😔
Appreciate this as being an Usher l Usher for about 10 years and I can stay here right on point God bless you
I’m the guilty prayer warrior lol🤣
Cedric Murdaugh PFFFBAHAHAHA!!!!😂😂😂
Hell nah!!! He is too funny! This is soooo true. That Jr Usher almost took me out. So glad this was in my suggested vids.😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝 New subbie.🙌🏾💜
Lmao bruh do black church choir directors!
L That would be crazy funny I hope he does it😂😂😂😂
Omg yesss
😀 r
The usher ministry need to be on point when go back to the house of God.
amen 🤣
I had a stroke reading this
HILARIOUS!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂 Bro you need to make a WHOLE CHARACTER out of the mustache guy!! He needs his own segments lol
ALWAYS my favorite and the funniest!! Preciate the laughs man!
The prayer warrior is the type that wakes those who sleep during service lmao
The accuracy is almost scary yo! I’m dead! 😂😂
"The Prayer Warrior" is ME!!! I'm a 3rd generation UK (Usher Kid) and this is SO right. Can't help that we're regulators in the Lord's House!!! 😇😇😇
This is so relatable 😂😂 watching all the way from Kenya 🇰🇪🇰🇪
that holy head bobble is really everything
he so funny bro
My maternal grandma had a gazillion grands and w/the exception of few, we all worshiped at the “family” church every Sunday where she reigned as Queen of the usher board and every now and then she’d allow one of us grands to sit on that coveted back row with her and all those other sister’s in white and LAWD!, the whispering, eye-rolling, gossiping, signifying in between that went on between the escorting in late comers, seat assigning, bulletin disbursement, praising the Lord and Holy Ghost are some of the best memories of my childhood.
Ever since I was little I always felt like people in church be doing the mosttttttttt💀
Love this!!! Never gets old!!
THE PROFESSIONAL 😭😭
Lol that chill ass church music they he playing when everybody still comin in hit different
Guy the all in one is crazy damn!!!!!
It’s “The Prayer Warrior” fa me cause like bruh LET ME THROUGH!! I jus cam out the bathroom man😭😭
😂😂😂😂
LOL who's really asking for mints and snacks this isn't a concession stand ma'am🤣🤣
*pulls out toothbrush & toothpaste.*
It ain’t mints but uh...” Between that & the prayer warrior, I hollered! 🤣🤣🤣
Mannn Im soooo weakkk never seen you Im glad I seen this in recommend 😭😭😭
Anyone commenting on the video is blessed beyond what u realize to even know what he is talking about. Glory be to the Most High God. Keep winning souls out here don't give up.
I'm an usher and I found this absolutely hilarious!!!
Listen, that PRESSURE COOKER LID as the COMMUNION TRAY 1:43 .... 💀💀💀😂🤣😂😂🤣😂. Took me OUT! Very creative tho🤣😂
The all In one my favorite. That had me beyond dead🤣🤣🤣
You did an amazing job playing the kid really spot on
he'd be a good actor i love his skits
Watching this made my day. Right now I miss fellowshiping with my church family due to the pandemic.
1) That door should already be locked! 2) Serve that cereal in the fellowship hall (LOL!)
“It ain’t mints but it’s sum” gets me everytime😂 “the jr usher board the funniest cuz they don’t be wanting to do it”😂😂😂
Dude you are hilarious!!😂😂
Prayer Warrior took me out😂😂😂😂...that's me trying to slip in when I'm late for praise team
Hollering!!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂 I needed that laugh!!
I love this skit. It’s so funny. The way you put your head down and move it from side to side is funny.
That's awesome! I've never gone to a "black" church, but I love to hear stories about them like this one 😂
@EnJoy Life And Smile ok, so the whole "dont plan anything else the rest of the day" is real?
@@mochs62512 yep! Especially if there is a special program later. Service ends, you eat, socialize, then you back for round 2. I miss it
@@indriadrayton1132 I kiss it too. :-(
The "All in One" seems like a nice guy to have around, he's got everything in that shirt
He looks good with any type of style mustache lol
This song that's playing as the background is called Emanuel I singed it at my church
Lmao you’re such a great actor
Had I know how on point this was i would of watched it in the afternoon im waking up my whole household watching this . awesome stuff
0:22 "The prayer warrior" 😂
😂😂😂
WHYY ARENT YOU ON THE NEWS YET CMON THIS IS AMAZING!!! As I was searching through my recommendationa of church live streaming I found this!!THIS IS AWESOME!
When he brought out that milk, I lost it
The ALL IN ONE usher had me weak! Shirt was a whole damn store!
This dude is so funny
I lost it with the All in One, when he pulls out the Cinnamon Toast Crunch and milk.
Complete with bowl and spoon.
He needs more subscribers
I don't understand how this video got so many comments like can we really support him this much on his other video's please he's just so talented 😩
"You only get one"
WHEN I TELL YOU THAT THE PRAYER WARRIOR ONE IS ON POINT AND SO ACCURATE, I AM BEING HONEST. THEY WILL CHOP YOUR FINGERS OFF AND GLUE THAT DOOR SHUT IF YOU DARE ENTER WHILE THEY ARE PRAYING. SMH. LOL.
What about the strict one who puts tissue up to your mouth and makes you spit out your gum
Especially after you just put in a fresh piece of gum too. I would be so upset. COGIC memories. 😂
Who’s watching this during quarantine I miss having church.
Oh God he's Spot on...lol💖
I remember my mom and I went to a black church, we didn't have food at the time and this lovely African American lady invited us to her church. They gave us food, blankets and even gave me the pastor's bible. My mom would be cutting it with the prayer warrior's stumping and running around the church with a flag. I really miss those days. Even though we were hitting hard God and his people were always protecting us.
Am I the only one that watched this several times? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂I'm in tears!
0:37 lmao that’s how they be😭🤣🤣
the cinnamon toast crunch!!! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Hold on I’ll be back. I’m fina go get you some more subscribers
All that licking of the papers ( the Professional Usher) is a hoot, and that lady trying to come in when the preacher is praying (0.39), the "All in One" was a hoot, a bowl and cereal, mints? And a toothbrush, Oh boy! the Junior usher has no patience. Great job!
I use to be on the jr usher board.😂😂