@@Rose-hh7mk yeah, instead I got my dad's drunk habit which is basically max in this podcast, just sitting there calm and listening and replying when necessary
i know this jack guy tho i dont really watch his vids but this podcast was one of the most entertaining ones ive seen so far. his all wasted and being stereotypical is just great man. somehow im even entertained by the fact about him showcasing his shot glass
The amount that I look forward to these podcasts is lowkey pathetic but every time I watch I get drunk with u all! Cold Ones is the only patreon I pay for and ever thought about paying for even though I still watch these uploads! Much love
Correct me if I'm wrong but I think it's to bait the algorithm. I've heard that it only checks for swearing at the start of the video so you don't need to censor the whole vid but idk
max said in another episode that he was going to do a video with ian about a year ago but they didn't because they all got corona when they came to australia
@[! PapaBlackie !] Shit i went straight to 500mg edibles to 1000s haha. But nah you're right its way better to start with weak stuff and move up. Dont wanna mess up your tolerance on it cuz i gotta smoke a good amount now just to feel a head change. Miss my first times getting high
@@rudlum7250 same bro tolrence is a bid thing I smoked for a year straight bongs/pipes/blunts etc. Stoped for a good 4 months first bowl after that I was as fucked as I was the first time I smoked. But having not taken a break since then its takes me at least 2-3 bowls before I start feeling as high as I wanna be
@@athanagames Icing is an east coast thing. Just because your friends in California took a tradition from over here, doesn't change the fact A simple Google search shows its start in South Carolina and along the coast colleges.
1:13:45 " I just wanna turn this upside down and look at the wolf in the eyes but but if i was doing that with the drink in it, it would be very bad" -Immanuel Kant
@@evilduck4217 a tea video is gonna drop in 2050 called "original youtuber jacksfilms finally comes out of the closet." like those news articles about gay dudes divorcing their wives when they're 90 and getting a boyfriend.
Honestly, your ads are amazing. They are actually enjoyable to watch and they're pretty effective since I totally wanna get NordVPN even though I have no need for it at all.
I beleive it's because the algorithm only scans the first third of the video so you can essentially stop censoring half way through and not get demonotized
Genuinely need to add. Jacksfilms is the funniest drunk omg his eyes were basically completely shut 90% of the time he was talking HAHAHAH So priceless tbh i miss living in australia SOO much and this channel is totally giving me the aussie 'vibes' i need to survive canada. i love it. Tbh i don't wanna sound tacky but pretty much this is a god tier quality channel. Everything is fantastic.
I think he even wears some of their COOL SHIRTZ sometimes in his videos but I know he had a problem with drinking and that he gradually quit, which is a good thing, but on the other side, it means lower chanses of him going on the podcast. A soul for a soul.
Jack is more laidback than I expected. He did it multiple times better than Felix on this podcast. He even make the ads-read less awkward. I could watch 4 hours of them talking with one another. Definitely one of THE BEST podcast on Cold Ones.
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Chode
Fuckin colossal doesn’t know lemon and lime
don't remember agreeing to any of this shit
You look wasted man
jacksfilms it’s the Aussie accent. It lures you in. You can’t help but agree to whatever they offer
forehead
that's a fair comment
BRUUUHHH
I am literally glazing a full leg of ham as we speak
Can confirm. Name is AbraHAM. My leg is yummy.
Hell yeah lemme get a bite
maxmoefoePokemon charzards 3rd leg
I learned the flute
@@DolanDark dude good job :)
You should definately get Vsauce - Michael in Cold Ones-- it would be hilarious.
All-Mighty Viper i highly doubt he drinks
He was in a couple of max’s videos already so why not
Holy shit yes
i would love to know what vsauce is like out of character and even better, drunk
All-Mighty Viper
MAX: I love you dad
VSAUSE: I love you son
IDUBBBZ: chummed
Drinking cold ones with the boys
*Alexander Slammin 'em*
Yip yip
Eminem
Alexander hand me gin
You know Jack is drunk affff when he keeps his eyes shut for a hella long time while talking/yelling
I don't see what's so hard about icing, i've made a lot of cakes and the icing is the easiest part.
@@GrowingDownUnder Same
GrowingDownUnder nahahhahahaaahah ur dumb
@@itsasecret5822 And you got r/wooshed mate.
@@itsasecret5822 32:40- 32:42
Jack is talking about you.
You know jack’s hammered when he starts saying “I’ll tell you this” a lot
Mf about to present a riddle “hear me traveler”
Jack literally became roughly 300% whiter on this podcast, he was 3 minutes away from shouting yaas queen
I think he dislikes the expression "yaaas".
how does him being whiter make him gay
de7io how does saying yas queen make you gay
He was the same on the h3 podcast when they still drank during theirs.
leg
i swear the only thing holding this podcast together is maxmoefoe's self-awareness bouncing off chad's inability to moderate himself
For example ?
(Minute please)
@@swisslord2478 49:05
Jack’s toast about youth, 1:13:02 and then second toast about growing up, 1:16:26
@@hotelmarioenjoyer3752 "Shut uuuuuup bruh" is like a Cold Ones catchphrase at this point
Its a great dynamic tho
Describe Cold Ones in two words:
Chad: “Bruuuuuh”
*straightens collar* Ummmm, ACCUALLY that's one word. *smiles at camera*
@@Malsypoo bUt ChAd Is A wOrD tOo!
Jaewol max: leg
Ahh bruuuuh
They left about 20 conversations unfinished lol
The worst part about being drunk
They will never know what flip cup is
well yeah thats kind of a recurring pattern in these
😂
i still want to know who chat would beat to death with a pillow case full of thumb tacks
Wow, what a great episode! I sure wish there was a place to see shorter clips from this Podcast, that would be so cool!
What a great idea
if only there was a dedicated clips channel
@Smokon6789 r/woosh
Maybe maxmoefoe should take that collections channel he never uses and turn it into a channel for cold ones clips
Licking your own ass I see..
Jacks drunk flamboyance makes this one of the funniest podcasts ever
I wish I was like Jack when I'm drunk. Compliments everyone, loves telling stories, laughs at everyone's jokes
@@Rose-hh7mk yeah, instead I got my dad's drunk habit which is basically max in this podcast, just sitting there calm and listening and replying when necessary
it makes him faggy and hard to watch
I'm kinda understanding why he had to come out as straight in 2012 now.
There are 378 "bruh"s in the video. You're Welcome.
LSDJJJ BRUH!
BRUH
BRUHHH
BRUHHHH
You're*
No way! You got Johnsvideos? Hell yeah
Omg Johnsvideos???
it's that jackspediceye guy
@@MrAzizYoureFired what?
@@Gabzilla19 you know, the green pewdiepie, cant believe they actually got him for this podcast, been waiting for it for ages
Nah that's JerrysMp4s
0:01 Jacksfilms
43:34 Tana Mongeau for the rest of the podcast
13:40 should have been tana 👀😂
Life Of Lucifer And Sons Bruh
if they actually had her on I wouldn't hate it, I want to know the shit she's seen.
@@appalachiabrauchfrau She's annoying, but she's funny af
Welcome to cold ones, its the show with drunk questions and even drunker hosts
Lol this was hilarious
*guests
@@logandh2 lets be honest chad and max are getting way more plastered then their guests
When you’re in the middle of watching and you notice the Chef DVD in the top-right shelf of the room
My name is chef
It's in the normal studio too I think they bring it with then.
Damn you. Now it’s all I can see! LOL
*h A v E y O u S e E n C h E f*
But have you seen it
why is jack's eyes closed for like 80% of the video lol
He sleepy, stop dissing my mom
Its stressing me so much
He wasted boiiiii
That's blinking
He's wasted.
I think jack had his eyes closed more than he had his eyes open
Milk he had his third eye open
When jacksfilms is drunk he talks like my mum when she’s drunk.
LionDoge ........
your mums gay
ASDLCASKSLDJKASD Bruh litrally
When liondoge comments he comments like my mom when she’s commenting
Maybe he is your mom
Okay watching this smashed during quarantine really makes me feel like I'm hanging with the boys again. Miss that shit.
i know this jack guy tho i dont really watch his vids but this podcast was one of the most entertaining ones ive seen so far. his all wasted and being stereotypical is just great man. somehow im even entertained by the fact about him showcasing his shot glass
I’ve been waiting for another cold ones ep, thank you for this.
BrUh
The amount that I look forward to these podcasts is lowkey pathetic but every time I watch I get drunk with u all! Cold Ones is the only patreon I pay for and ever thought about paying for even though I still watch these uploads!
Much love
Relatable fam
💯
blaidebabi I feel the damn same
BRUHH
The thousand-yard stare Max has when Jack brings up Long island ice tea...
What does that means
@@SG-pu3rx thousand yard stare is typically a term used in prisons that means to zone out, well essentially
Faruguia Fighter lmfao it’s not a prison term dumb ass
47:33
He meandered around downtown paris and got fucked to shit on long islands. Making a big tool of himself
Bruh Jackcepticeye's eyes are closed for most of this podcast
he missed his own podcast appearance
Jacksepticeye Films
*Jacksvideos
Param Jain r/wooosh
@@redthelost9339 I hope you're joking
Param Jain *johnsvideos
I love how they censor every swear word at the start, then they give up censoring cause there's too much swearing 😂
Correct me if I'm wrong but I think it's to bait the algorithm. I've heard that it only checks for swearing at the start of the video so you don't need to censor the whole vid but idk
@@thisisnotharvey that's interesting
@@thisisnotharvey Yeah I heard about that on h3h3 🤔 It's a cool loophole
H3h3 was saying either the first 3rd or first 30 seconds of the video needs to be censored to get monetized
just like AngryJoe, except there is randomly interspersed censors throughout lol
"Oh my god, if we break your table, bro, like, we didn't do it." - Chad [2019]
"bruuuuuuhh" - Max[2021]
please have vsauce michael on and get him crunk w idubbbz
I would pay good money to see that
YEZ
@Milktank ™ dude don't talk shit about a legend
@IP2Cx Historian idubbbz is a god
max said in another episode that he was going to do a video with ian about a year ago but they didn't because they all got corona when they came to australia
Lol Jacksfilms acts like a white girl when drunk 🤣
yup xD
when they called him a pussy at 45:22 he had to physically stop himself from saying UN-FUCKING-BELIEAVABLE in a damn valley girl accent lmao
accurate
Jacksfilms acts like a white girl when he’s sober
even can't chug beer like them too
max: "this man has had enough I can see it in his eyes"
me: how...he's only opened them like...4 times maybe??
Jack spent about 30min trying to explain the shot glasses.
I lowkey hate when people do this. Just get to the fucking point.
Jack is immediately plastered 🤣🤣 amazing. Keep up the good work buoys!
Chaf: Half of 250 is.......
No one:
Casper whispering:125
Chad:100
“If we break your table bro, we didn’t do it”
Is Jack a suppressed gay man or a suppressed straight man?
Gianna
he’s straight my nigga
Yes.
hes a man?
Definitely a beard
Both bro
Me a naive boy wondering: "How bad can edibles be" Me after spending 6 hours in a bathtub with a numb body: "I'm sticking to vodka"
Aye every one has their poison. I prefer my edibles
@[! PapaBlackie !] Shit i went straight to 500mg edibles to 1000s haha. But nah you're right its way better to start with weak stuff and move up. Dont wanna mess up your tolerance on it cuz i gotta smoke a good amount now just to feel a head change. Miss my first times getting high
@@rudlum7250 same bro tolrence is a bid thing I smoked for a year straight bongs/pipes/blunts etc. Stoped for a good 4 months first bowl after that I was as fucked as I was the first time I smoked. But having not taken a break since then its takes me at least 2-3 bowls before I start feeling as high as I wanna be
Justa318i your profile picture was my reaction to your comment
Jack's eyes were half closed the whole time
he is astral projecting
Brother...
he is astral projecting so he can be with his wife at home and be at the studio talking to the squad
@@marshallzane7735 sister
Here's a drinking game, when Jack closes his eyes for at least 3 seconds at a time you drink. See you in hell.
After the 3rd drink, that isn’t even Jacksfilms anymore. That’s John movies
This is actually one of the best Cold Ones episodes lol jack is so drunk lol
MyNamaChef I liked gus now and pewdiepie one ahaha
Missed this show/podcast. Can't wait for the Michael reeves episode
cody akers YEAH WHERE IS IT
@meeter beeter LIGHT YEAR IS A MEASUREMENT OF DISTANCE
@meeter beeter have you considered sioux or slide?
@@user-rg7uz8of9r shhh we can't let em know
YEA
Jack got so wasted that he forgot to stick to the script but luckily he wrote it on the inside of his eyelids
Thank You for keeping the my name jeff meme alive in my mind
it never died for me
Harambe never died
When you see the Chef DVD in the top right
Isn’t Jacksfilms that guy who screams “Top of the mornin to ya laddies” at the start of his videos?
How to properly clean your metal computer yup
Calm down dunkey
Naw that is pewdiepie
How to properly clean your metal computer you and your bots can “Fuck off!”
I really hate you and wish you would go away forever.
at 7:33 max reaches for the la croix and then so does jack but gets rightfully subdued by pokemon card pack opener hands.
The Pixelizer yeah I think you’re right
The Green Hood I think you are right (I’m 12 btw)
Icing is totally an East coast thing. Unwrapped one during Christmas and had to chug in front of my grandma
This is AMAZING
@@athanagames Icing is an east coast thing. Just because your friends in California took a tradition from over here, doesn't change the fact
A simple Google search shows its start in South Carolina and along the coast colleges.
@Coitus Handguns They deleted their comment, so just ignore that lol.
I got iced alongside like 10 of my girlfriends in an epic Christmas icing. That's def a great way to do it. Props to the Christmas icers🎄❄️🍻
dayum, they even got the 'Chef' DVD on the shelf.
quality set building
Jack: "Pewdiepie's no longer a gamer"
Gaming Week: *Hold my beer*
I think you mean Minecraft Month
Minecraft century
@Ali Ibrahim we can agree to disagree
Will jack ever open his eyes again?
this is the epitome of white drunk
Eliomar Linares American drunk*
Doubt it
jack literally being an white american stereotype x1000
Lol
litrally smh he's a shame to us all he reminds me of me when i was in high school lmao
Aidan Connolly at least he’s a lot more successful
@@sungloaded5304 shots fired
@@sungloaded5304 yeah but way more cringe
"pewds switched up his content"
pewds now: plays minecraft again
And it sucks!
Inpatient Treatment Really? most people like it.
@@PeterParker-jz8eo his reactions are so drawn out
Cloro not my type of content but thats what made pewds big in the first place
that's just postmodernism. Pewdiepie is a Head of His time.
Jack barely opens his eyes when he is drunk
@@gavinf28 (\ _ / ) me Asian, me angry
episode 1 - pyrocynical and dolan dark
episode 2 - maxmoefoe
episode 3 - swaggersouls
episode 4 - nerd city
episode 5 - fairbairn films
episode 6 - jacksfilms
u know what,, thank u for ur service
episode 7 - colossaliscrazy
Episode 7 - Michael Reeves
The next two are probably gus johnson and micheal reeves.
Episode 8 - Ethan Klein
1:13:45 " I just wanna turn this upside down and look at the wolf in the eyes but but if i was doing that with the drink in it, it would be very bad"
-Immanuel Kant
why is this so funny
do your own drinking game at home: every time chad says “bruh” take a shot
Bruh
*Jim Lahey stumbling down the steps*
booty sweat420 that’s a BRUH moment for sure
Jack really knows how to hide his homosexual personality in his own videos.
Right
"homosexual personality" lol
Shut up Tom Fagnola
That’s because everyone calls him gay all the fucking time and it’s not funny so he just acts as not gay as possible
@@evilduck4217 a tea video is gonna drop in 2050 called "original youtuber jacksfilms finally comes out of the closet."
like those news articles about gay dudes divorcing their wives when they're 90 and getting a boyfriend.
Jack is so camp when drunk
Perfect description
lmaoooo
what does this mean
i mean he kinda just is in general. that's just his personality
@@IamZackOsaur camp is acting sorta gay
this is what jack is doing when he's not tweeting Twitter for Android
Anything: *happens
Chad and Max: BRUH
"well i'll tell you this"- Jack Douglass
So heres the deal
Honestly, your ads are amazing. They are actually enjoyable to watch and they're pretty effective since I totally wanna get NordVPN even though I have no need for it at all.
I really think Max was at another plane of existence in this podcast, occasionally coming back to say one or three phrases
Pedro Stanfield probably bc the edible lol
Just realized Chad's podcast is drinking with the boys simulator.
jack got drunk too fast. It'd take me 3 podcasts to get that wasted.
Cyranek yeet
do it
real bruh moment right there
Cyranek for podcast?
Cyranek prove it
Did they even finish a single topic lmao.
That's the point tho
Jack is such a gem. Even when the guys insult him, he's like "that was beautifully coordinated"
Beginning of video: *censors curses*
Not even halfway in: *cursing crusade*
I beleive it's because the algorithm only scans the first third of the video so you can essentially stop censoring half way through and not get demonotized
@@tombyrne8411 yo. I didn't know that, thanks b.
@@tombyrne8411 very interesting factoid, appreciate you informing me m8 you're a champ
I just finished finishing the last podcast and this popped up. Awesome!
Jackfilms is the type of person that is a nerd that hangout with the popular kids.
Yo Max a Rainbow Charizard sounds pretty fucking good rn
jack and max should collab on a 4 metre long twitter for android shirt
Jack laughing be like: 🐬🐬🐬🐬
Can't believe you got a boomer on the show
What do you think a boomer is
Saying Chad looks like a boomer from Left 4 Dead? Damn, that's a cold one.
mike mazzola lmaoooo
Silent Golden I think in his mind a „boomer“ is everyone older than him
You do realise you look stupid for misusing the word boomer. You should look up what it actually is....
we need an anniversary deadly twister to end the trilogy pls and thank youuuu
Gospel
Blue FlameYT nah Joji would just being crying the whole time. Turned into a sad mongering pussy pop
@@stephenacostaCCPO nah im fine. We all grow up. it was but a joke my young fellow human
He has it he just hasn't edited it
@@stephenacostaCCPO yeah I can't can u?
jack is so manic i cant tell if its the alcohol because he'll intermix it with semi-comprehensive explanations of whatever he's talking about
1:00:10 apes discovering sound for the first time
I just ordered my free sample of gamersupps!!
Queeeeens
channel four same!!!
Genuinely need to add. Jacksfilms is the funniest drunk omg his eyes were basically completely shut 90% of the time he was talking HAHAHAH
So priceless tbh i miss living in australia SOO much and this channel is totally giving me the aussie 'vibes' i need to survive canada. i love it. Tbh i don't wanna sound tacky but pretty much this is a god tier quality channel. Everything is fantastic.
ah so this is like the h3 podcast but good.
Wtf
@@stonedpikachu2117 what
Big facts tho
Where's the lie😂
Stoned Pikachu what
Jack is blasted from minute 10 and onwards
Jesus Christ, this is absolute chaos.
It's beautiful.
Jack: have you heard of flip cup
Max: ever heard of soggy sayo
Cold Ones is quickly becoming my favorite podcast. I need the laughs since my wife left me for a woman 4 months and 2 days ago.
Ross?
Oi....
Jacksfilms turned into Jillsfilms like halfway through this.
SLAAAAAAAAY QUEEN.
Why is Chad looking like Thor in avengers endgame at min 50
Speaking of pewdiepie, could he ever be on this podcast??
He's quit drinking at the minute
@@Snailybob does he havw to drink to be on here?
I think he even wears some of their COOL SHIRTZ sometimes in his videos but I know he had a problem with drinking and that he gradually quit, which is a good thing, but on the other side, it means lower chanses of him going on the podcast. A soul for a soul.
@@BidoMaggot bruh it's in the name
Yea but he can drink something non alcoholic maybe
Jack is more laidback than I expected. He did it multiple times better than Felix on this podcast. He even make the ads-read less awkward.
I could watch 4 hours of them talking with one another. Definitely one of THE BEST podcast on Cold Ones.
get emo songwriter/hobbo penguinz0 aka cr1tikal on the podcast
You mean the amazing actor who was in hunger games and legendary singer songwriter who made 2019 guy
You mean the flesh light master.
Big Agree
Sadly he's in Florida. I'm surprised Charlie and the other guys haven't had either Max or Chad on the official podcast, though
what a trash ytber fr
Max is more active here then his other channels combine (exept pokèmon chanel)
And how many are they
@@SG-pu3rx 6
This might be the most unfiltered we’ll ever see jack in a video and it’s absolutely amazing.
I love the vibe on your podcast so much ❤
LoaftyOfficial aesthetic
editing was 10/10 on this one, keep it up!
Lol at Jack talking to MASSIVE LEGEND Max about collecting
Jacksfilms is not lasting this podcast I can tell after the first 5 mins
gah damn brutha this quality is 10/10 amen dope intro as well dude keep it up guys!
“Ever played Soggy Sao?” - Maxmoefoe 2019
Going down in history
Reviewbrah on coldones
Personal favorite highlight:
Jack just randomly saying the c-word.
"Irish? You look like you're made out of clay bro!"
God damn it lmao