THE LADY ASKS FOR MY HAND | Resident Evil: Village - Part 4

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  • @jindo5
    @jindo5 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10008

    Ethan: *Has hands*
    Every villain he encounters: "And I took that personally."

    • @ReannaPeters12
      @ReannaPeters12 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Seeds4112
      @Seeds4112 3 ปีที่แล้ว +361

      Ethan after he gets his hand cut off: and I took that

    • @xerilaun
      @xerilaun 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@Seeds4112 😂😂

    • @gracesnowbarger1874
      @gracesnowbarger1874 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      KAJJAJAAKAL

    • @ellisman5019
      @ellisman5019 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      And I took that*

  • @aceofjacks7071
    @aceofjacks7071 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7687

    Mark's uncontrollable giggling as Dimitrescu is chasing him is fucking hilarious

    • @joshuakim5240
      @joshuakim5240 3 ปีที่แล้ว +338

      Markiplier: *daintily giggling while doing a merry skip step*
      Dimitrescu: *chasing with blood curdling fury and anger*
      It's like a Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy skit and i love it.

    • @BlueflagAlpha
      @BlueflagAlpha 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      I couldn't stop laughing

    • @Ali-lh6sl
      @Ali-lh6sl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah

    • @soullessSiIence
      @soullessSiIence 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Not so much anymore. He's clearly acting, knowing people think it's funny to see him fake being a simp.

    • @xandeepz1742
      @xandeepz1742 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @@soullessSiIence you ruin things for people

  • @porvita1z119
    @porvita1z119 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4017

    Mark: “I hesitate to sell things because I fear they may be important”
    Also mark: “sell my main upgradable weapon for a gun that only does ten more damage and isn’t upgradable”

    • @kaywolf73
      @kaywolf73 2 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      Also the sniper rifle xD

    • @sirprintalot
      @sirprintalot 2 ปีที่แล้ว +208

      "I want to keep this random crystal skull and this wine glass"
      "I'm going to sell my most powerful weapon, I just don't like it"

    • @appleuwumer
      @appleuwumer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      -100 IQ but we love him

    • @isdrakon9802
      @isdrakon9802 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      It's an investment for the future, you no longer have to pay for a better gun and can sell any attachments you find

    • @Zeracan
      @Zeracan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Selling the sniper rifle hurt.
      Was watching a different playthrpugh and they used every gun thoroughly (when needed).
      Gonna give a HUGE sigh when he buys it back.
      Edit: yeah, just remembered that I continued watching Mark's playthrough later on. 90% sure he had the sniper again...

  • @darksund8884
    @darksund8884 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2403

    Mark: “my save was a little behind, so we gotta do it again.”
    Me: “very suspicious”

    • @CatarinaMaia1619
      @CatarinaMaia1619 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      FR!! I laughed out loud!! Suuuuuure it was, Mark. Sure it was. How.... convenient! 😂😂😂

    • @Devraaj24
      @Devraaj24 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      oh my god i found people who think the same as me

  • @szeyuenwong6862
    @szeyuenwong6862 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5829

    Normal people : my frame rate is dropping
    Markiplier : these things attack my frame rate directly

    • @rosabie5138
      @rosabie5138 3 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      I love how he's more torn up about his frame rate then his MISSING INFANT XD

    • @oneman4392
      @oneman4392 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      It’s so funny though! 😂

    • @diseasedwongle3896
      @diseasedwongle3896 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Normal people: Likes normal people
      Us: MARK WATCH OUT FOR THE FRAME BUGS!!!

    • @bionicdragon5
      @bionicdragon5 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      "This must be the work of an enemy Stand..."

    • @juanthehorse1988
      @juanthehorse1988 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@bionicdragon5 seemed more like a yugioh reference to me

  • @willowbrma
    @willowbrma 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5083

    lady dimitrescu: literally slices off ethans hand
    mark: you just gotta respect the level of power thats thundering down the halls

    • @JH-no9sl
      @JH-no9sl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Lady thunder thighs

    • @buffalo77X
      @buffalo77X 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      He’s down bad

    • @funky_tree
      @funky_tree 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@buffalo77X Down abyssmal

    • @spookysomeone
      @spookysomeone 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@funky_tree down egregious

    • @loki4807
      @loki4807 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@JH-no9sl that might be better than people calling her Lady Mommy Milkers

  • @obsessivelyobsessed5263
    @obsessivelyobsessed5263 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1968

    mark: "if you think about it she wasn't REALLY your daughter"
    every adopted kid ever: "HEY!"

    • @verteabrae
      @verteabrae 2 ปีที่แล้ว +146

      tbf he did say that she kidnapped them

    • @joshuajones7733
      @joshuajones7733 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      @@verteabrae and killed them, and has them replaced by sentient carnivorous flies who think they're a ditto lol

    • @Echo81Rumple83
      @Echo81Rumple83 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Found family is still family in my book. Even if they were, ahem, coerced into the family in this case.

    • @wolfsongrising
      @wolfsongrising ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@Echo81Rumple83 I mean if you think kidnapping, killing them and turning them into flies capable of taking on human forms counts as a real family in any capacity, I am sincerely concerned for what family means to you XD

    • @griffey3784
      @griffey3784 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      @@wolfsongrising kidnapping is just a special word for surprise adoption lmao

  • @doilooklikebees
    @doilooklikebees 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1774

    Lady D: literally hunting mark
    Mark: *I WOULD NEVER SHOOT YOU MY LADY*

  • @MudkepHome
    @MudkepHome 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3711

    Lady Dimitrescu: "I will break you!"
    Mark: 😳
    👉🏻👈🏻

  • @wizardshark1127
    @wizardshark1127 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5962

    Lady Dimitresceu: **Chops off Ethan’s hand**
    Ethan: *” ‘TIS BUT A FLESH WOUND”*

    • @TigerDeLilly
      @TigerDeLilly 3 ปีที่แล้ว +202

      TIS BUT A SCRATCH

    • @junebugss..
      @junebugss.. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      *TIS BUT A SCRATCH*

    • @junebugss..
      @junebugss.. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@TigerDeLilly I'm not even lying i said the exact same thing as you not knowing

    • @TigerDeLilly
      @TigerDeLilly 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@junebugss.. understandable as its the first thing that came to my mind aswell

    • @Timetosleep912
      @Timetosleep912 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@TigerDeLilly A scratch? Your arm's off!

  • @cantthinkofaname2078
    @cantthinkofaname2078 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1217

    Lady Dimitrescu: Slams Ethan down through four floors
    Mark: 😏

  • @LordSnurdle
    @LordSnurdle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +685

    “Don’t you love me?!”
    Mark: “Why would I love you?!?!”
    Mark around Lady Dimitrescu: 🥰😘😍

    • @corvusgaming2379
      @corvusgaming2379 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I'm gonna be honest;
      I kind of like the daughters more than Lady D.

    • @LordSnurdle
      @LordSnurdle หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@corvusgaming2379 me too, man, Lady D has gotten too much love.

    • @corvusgaming2379
      @corvusgaming2379 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@LordSnurdle I hope you don't mind then if I take Daniela-

    • @Orangeler2008
      @Orangeler2008 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      He's so flustered, he called himself Bagamum.

  • @wanday.jackson7537
    @wanday.jackson7537 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4782

    “I don’t know why she’s mad at me, I’ve been nothing but respectful”
    *kills two of her daughters*
    Edit: yes I know it’s now 3 but at the time he said it, it was 2

    • @blitsriderfield4099
      @blitsriderfield4099 3 ปีที่แล้ว +242

      to be fair...it *was* self defence

    • @milannoelle1576
      @milannoelle1576 3 ปีที่แล้ว +332

      @@blitsriderfield4099 ; to be fair, he was breaking and entering into their home and going around breaking and stealing their shit and picking their locks so...

    • @fabricioaf89
      @fabricioaf89 3 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      @@milannoelle1576 He could have just knocked the door and asked for his daughter

    • @boliwijskisprzedawcakapucynek
      @boliwijskisprzedawcakapucynek 3 ปีที่แล้ว +189

      @@milannoelle1576 To be fair, they kidnapped his daughter so...

    • @igorbardiuk2933
      @igorbardiuk2933 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      That was just a plan of replacement 3 daughters with son(himself)

  • @DarthViperious
    @DarthViperious 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4364

    Everyone knows his auto save didn’t fail. He just wanted to see her again

    • @catpokemon2236
      @catpokemon2236 3 ปีที่แล้ว +275

      oh undoubtedly
      I cackled when I realized what he meant lmao

    • @RavenAnimates11037
      @RavenAnimates11037 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Lmao wouldn't we all tho

    • @Janislikeinmeangirls
      @Janislikeinmeangirls 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yeah

    • @Almar072
      @Almar072 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      The auto save just saved farther back than where he actually left of on.

    • @blestem2344
      @blestem2344 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      LMFAOOO

  • @gaminginthewind
    @gaminginthewind 2 ปีที่แล้ว +661

    “I don’t have enough to buy it back”
    Has enough to buy it back

    • @anthonylizzio6006
      @anthonylizzio6006 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      I scrolled through way too many comments about Mark simping over Lady D to find someone who is also concerned about how he can’t do basic math

    • @gaminginthewind
      @gaminginthewind 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@anthonylizzio6006 LMAO TRUEEEEE

    • @coltforceplayer
      @coltforceplayer ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The LEMI is pretty crappy until it's upgraded, that said once you get the 1911 sell that mofo

    • @gaminginthewind
      @gaminginthewind ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@coltforceplayer wait sell which mofo?

    • @coltforceplayer
      @coltforceplayer ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@gaminginthewind the LEMI

  • @timstoffers417
    @timstoffers417 2 ปีที่แล้ว +464

    If we could see Ethan, we would probably be looking at a half eaten monster with bite marks everywhere, a lot of blood dripping everywhere, with maybe a couple of missing limbs.

    • @loki4807
      @loki4807 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Infected, so maybe he'd already be healed by now.

    • @svsmlegends702
      @svsmlegends702 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Nah he’s got the goop juice

    • @themilkman6969
      @themilkman6969 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      he’s a fungus man he’s fine

    • @liongus
      @liongus 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      I'd like to think he is actually pristine right up until his forearms onward

  • @teaganwillier-lauck638
    @teaganwillier-lauck638 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4293

    HEY HEY REMEMBER, He's NOT a masochist. He just wants to test his limits.

    • @zacharoof1764
      @zacharoof1764 3 ปีที่แล้ว +268

      Remember, it's NOT sexual. It's about POWER.

    • @miilkyystars
      @miilkyystars 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Ethan sleeps peacefully on the train tracks while Mark wants to know how much his body can take. Don't run over *[DELETED CHANNEL]*, Mark can take it

    • @sherwinashford
      @sherwinashford 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      420 likes
      Was about to like

    • @joslindarling2818
      @joslindarling2818 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It's all about the power and respect.

    • @jessicagentile875
      @jessicagentile875 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@miilkyystars I dont know what ppl are talking about, what even is unus annus? Doesn't that mean one year? Mark doesnt know what it is and neither does ethan, what would they even do? Cook with sex toys? Purge their sins with neti pots? People who talk about unus annus need help, somethinhs wrong 'up there'

  • @willowniederman3256
    @willowniederman3256 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2301

    i love that marks immediate reaction to getting too close to big vampire lady is just ‘oHOHOHO EEHEHEHE AAHAHAHA’

    • @lisanguyen5602
      @lisanguyen5602 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      We can’t blame him

    • @pikosapikos13
      @pikosapikos13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@lisanguyen5602 And we also won't blame him either.
      Seriously though, the character model of Lady Dimitrescu and her facial expressions are almost pitch perfect, looking almost *like a real human's.* Amazing how far videogame technology has proceed.

    • @ToastedRyuu
      @ToastedRyuu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Bro Ikr 😩✋

    • @Zank069
      @Zank069 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Don’t forget “so powerful”

    • @Vugen18
      @Vugen18 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      guilty pleasure

  • @melissaward4818
    @melissaward4818 2 ปีที่แล้ว +415

    Ethan: **gets hand sliced off and getting chased by Dimitrescu**
    Mark: *Constantly stops to simp about Dimitrescu's beauty as he is about to be murdered*

  • @tyrano-rex8612
    @tyrano-rex8612 2 ปีที่แล้ว +196

    I love how not only ethans hand reattatches, but his jacket does as well

  • @cythose4059
    @cythose4059 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3198

    Dimitrescu:”Tries to kill mark”
    Mark: "i swear i'm not a masochist"
    Also mark: i respect that..."power"

    • @alfalldoot6715
      @alfalldoot6715 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Mark is an anime character

  • @fruiity8911
    @fruiity8911 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6319

    this man popped his arm back on like a lego character

    • @fuurson
      @fuurson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      thats the magic of this game lol

    • @jamessicard1705
      @jamessicard1705 2 ปีที่แล้ว +197

      It's the mold inside of him

    • @bejo2629
      @bejo2629 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Fr. or like he was made of playdo.

    • @sgtghostturkey5507
      @sgtghostturkey5507 2 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      @@jamessicard1705 very glad they filled that plot hole, and in a very cool way!

    • @light.5562
      @light.5562 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hand*

  • @BloodKniight
    @BloodKniight 2 ปีที่แล้ว +159

    Mark: “I don’t know why she’s so mad at me!…”
    ….You’re killing her daughters….

    • @tadstrange1465
      @tadstrange1465 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I mean it's self-defense they immediately attack him

    • @Sam-xd8fy
      @Sam-xd8fy ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@tadstrange1465 he's in their home, come to texas and enter a random persons home uninvited. We'll see what happens.

    • @loki4807
      @loki4807 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      TO be fair it's like an eye for an eye. They take his, he takes hers.

    • @tadstrange1465
      @tadstrange1465 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@Sam-xd8fy they kidnapped his baby

    • @GraveEnd
      @GraveEnd 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      They asked for it

  • @michellemccrocklin1610
    @michellemccrocklin1610 2 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    Lady Dimitrescu emerging from her daughter's flies at 32:40 was like a scene from a movie! I didn't even see her in the background until I skipped back!

  • @Rex85N2
    @Rex85N2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2159

    I love the second Ethan took to make sure his had had actually been severed. He was like “oh... wait.... OH FUCK OH SHIT OH FUCK”

    • @dull_demon4717
      @dull_demon4717 3 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      there's a "Not again!" somewhere in there too

    • @Rex85N2
      @Rex85N2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      @@dull_demon4717 Oh yeah, absolutely. Some where between the “oh fuck” and the “oh shit”... actually no at the end of it sounds better...

    • @dull_demon4717
      @dull_demon4717 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      @@Rex85N2 definitely at the end
      "OH FUCK OH SHIT OH FUCK! NOT AGAIN!"

    • @davidak3606
      @davidak3606 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      what

    • @Rex85N2
      @Rex85N2 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@davidak3606 You heard...

  • @cara_macchi
    @cara_macchi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2766

    Mark's excuse to replay that scene with Lady Dimitrescu is so hilarious! He's not even hiding it, just look at his smile!!

    • @Odin2244
      @Odin2244 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      OMG Mark actually commented on my latest vid I am so lucky 👍👍👍

    • @GamerX66666
      @GamerX66666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      ᴵ'ᵐ ˢᵘᵇᵇᶦⁿᵍ ᵗᵒ ᵉᵛᵉʳʸᵒⁿᵉ ʷʰᵒ ˡᶦᵏᵉˢ ᵗʰᶦˢ ᶜᵒᵐᵐᵉⁿᵗ ᵃⁿᵈ ˢᵘᵇᵇˢ ᵇᵃᶜk

    • @iambutasmolcat.7040
      @iambutasmolcat.7040 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Doesnt help when he has those puppy eyes while watching it 😭😂

    • @LabRynthisist
      @LabRynthisist 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@Odin2244 ye right...

    • @SleepyLeoLemon
      @SleepyLeoLemon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I cant remember, what time in the video was it?

  • @samanthamccue9942
    @samanthamccue9942 2 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    Can’t tell what’s better: Mark’s sheer joy over being hunted by scary hot vampire lady or his bafflement over the miracle goop 😂

  • @laurenspicer3259
    @laurenspicer3259 2 ปีที่แล้ว +180

    14:18 Daniela: Don't you love me?
    Mark: Why would I love you?
    Daniela: Damn!
    Just about lost it here!

  • @indigoclues8118
    @indigoclues8118 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8252

    mark refusing to sell the crimson glass but selling the sniper rifle is the most mark thing I’ve ever seen

    • @grandtostada2765
      @grandtostada2765 3 ปีที่แล้ว +598

      I died a little inside when he sold the sniper

    • @Sancnea
      @Sancnea 3 ปีที่แล้ว +429

      @@grandtostada2765 And bought back the old handgun in the process.

    • @princeakilesh4881
      @princeakilesh4881 3 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      The greatest simp of 2021 so far.

    • @astro-naut2567
      @astro-naut2567 3 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      It pissed me off a little...but oh well, what can ya do, lol.

    • @johnnychan04
      @johnnychan04 3 ปีที่แล้ว +337

      You could say it was reMARKable.

  • @XD-zd6jc
    @XD-zd6jc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1740

    Imagine you cut someone’s hand off and then they start giggling saying “THE POWER” over and over

    • @dicksoutfordjmusicman9335
      @dicksoutfordjmusicman9335 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      only mark
      oNLY MARKIPLIER WOULD-

    • @SakuraAvalon
      @SakuraAvalon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Imagine you cut someones hand off, and they respond in an annoyed tone: 'Oh, come on! Not again!"

    • @hisnotsolonely2961
      @hisnotsolonely2961 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That's definitely what Vergil will do

    • @mr.calcium8740
      @mr.calcium8740 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@SakuraAvalon Ethan

    • @maizeandblue5102
      @maizeandblue5102 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I'd start getting scared thinking the dude is about to evolve into his true form or some shit lol.

  • @RICX_OFFICIXL_Channel
    @RICX_OFFICIXL_Channel 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

    "Hello everyone my name is Bagamum"

  • @TheBooBomber609
    @TheBooBomber609 2 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    6:54 It physically pained me when he said he didn’t have enough to buy the gun back even though he had 20k.

  • @veeisntcool
    @veeisntcool 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1645

    Playing RE games on your own: survival horror
    Watching Markiplier play RE games: survival *comedy*

    • @memerofblaviken6326
      @memerofblaviken6326 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Well, tbh this one doesn't really lean that much into the horror side as much as it does in the action side. It's very different from RE 7 in that regard.

    • @veeisntcool
      @veeisntcool 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@memerofblaviken6326 yeah that’s true, I don’t think this game has scared me once yet and re7 was scary enough that I couldn’t look sometimes lol

    • @robertnelson9599
      @robertnelson9599 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@veeisntcool I know one point where this game was three times as scary as RE7.

    • @hermf_the_duck
      @hermf_the_duck 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "Horror Comedy"

    • @laurajarpe1541
      @laurajarpe1541 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@veeisntcool I definitely think they’re both scary, but RE7 relied more on shock factor with gore than this game does. I still do think the concept of a run-down invincible zombie family house in the middle of a Louisiana bayou was more scary overall than this one, but I still really like it.

  • @unosts
    @unosts 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4925

    Markiplier: - supposed to run from Dimitrescu -
    Also Markiplier: - constantly stopping and turning around so he can watch her approaching him -

    • @jorgeperez3227
      @jorgeperez3227 2 ปีที่แล้ว +137

      He's just respecting her power. Yes that's right her power

    • @demonprincess9680
      @demonprincess9680 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      In all fairness, I do the same. It's easier to run from her when I know where she is

  • @IXScasualty
    @IXScasualty ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Lady Dimitrescu: *emerges from a doorway*
    Mark: *Becomes an opera singer*

  • @CitrusCove78
    @CitrusCove78 2 ปีที่แล้ว +345

    24:58 “What are you buying” One of the best Easter Eggs in all of the Resident Evil games.
    Markiplier: Didn’t even notice it and was so annoyed he just kept saying Shut up.....shut up.....shut it 🤣😂🤣

    • @woodam11
      @woodam11 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      I know, I got so excited when he said that!

    • @Zathren
      @Zathren ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I scrolled for several minutes to find this comment. I genuinely wonder if he's played 4. For many it was the best of the series, guess we'll see his opinions on the remake.

    • @danny98432
      @danny98432 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ​@@Zathren don't think he did but he might play the remake

    • @loki4807
      @loki4807 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@danny98432 He might probably after his movie though.

    • @danny98432
      @danny98432 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@loki4807 he said he wanted to on distractable i think idk for sure tho

  • @poopy5244
    @poopy5244 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1259

    Dimitrescu:”Tries to kill mark”
    Mark: *I LOVE YOU*

    • @jhaadenworthy6934
      @jhaadenworthy6934 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      In Patrick voice

    • @tsurugihigashikataa
      @tsurugihigashikataa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Dimitrescu's daughter: WHY DON"T YOU LOVE ME?
      Mark: *kills her*

    • @poopy5244
      @poopy5244 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dang I’m a simp now

  • @sammiebear0005
    @sammiebear0005 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2984

    Mark: ‘My auto save was a little behind. So we have to go through this scenario again 😏’
    Yeah. Okay, Mark 😂

    • @MythBoyPro
      @MythBoyPro 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      😏😂😂

    • @BlueflagAlpha
      @BlueflagAlpha 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Lol

    • @JayJuiceTv
      @JayJuiceTv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Literally said the same thing 😂😂

    • @soullessSiIence
      @soullessSiIence 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      He literally replayed the game so he could script the jokes and the reactions. Don't you guys see? You're watching an actor.

    • @dronkusdonkus9190
      @dronkusdonkus9190 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@soullessSiIence just this comment was enough but even the 3 other comments on this channel youtube shows you’re just being an weird asshole because??? why are you like this

  • @Christopher-vj2ie
    @Christopher-vj2ie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    Mark falling down the ladder and then repeating himself all over, was hilarious. ^^
    I also appreciated the opera singing in the main hall. xD

  • @demonprincess9680
    @demonprincess9680 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Mark: "I would never shoot you, dear Dimitriscu"
    Next episode: Mark shoots Dimitriscu a lot

  • @flynn6324
    @flynn6324 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1207

    34:08 “idk why shes so mad at me” *breaks into her castle, kills her daughters, breaks her expensive stuff, steals her money*

    • @kionkeyvo3466
      @kionkeyvo3466 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      But technically he's not in the wrong.........they have his daughter😅

    • @kythefairy2029
      @kythefairy2029 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      when she was mad i was just like… she’s got a point tho my man

    • @winno8744
      @winno8744 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Don't forget the fact that originally she actually wanted him in her castle to *torture* him and was actually arguing with someone to literally have that happen. Technically she got what she wanted but it just didn't go down how she wanted it to.

    • @keyabrade1861
      @keyabrade1861 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@winno8744 Dimitrescu:
      "The risk I took was calculated, but boy was I bad at math..."
      Seriously, though, am I like the only one that doesn't like her? She's a sadistic, cannibalistic murderer and child abductor who uses starvation as a means of torture. How the fuck can you be attracted to anything with those characteristics, even if they're physically hot?

    • @winno8744
      @winno8744 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@keyabrade1861 omg finally someone else that agrees I keep seeing comments talking about how bad they feel for her and her daughters when they are literally mass murderers who not only kill but torture innocent people.

  • @jorenthar9186
    @jorenthar9186 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2008

    Markiplier, to my knowledge THE ONLY person to have gotten attacked inside a Duke shop.

    • @princeakilesh4881
      @princeakilesh4881 3 ปีที่แล้ว +377

      Mark is the only gamer whom the programmers of this game are afraid of due to Mark's critical playthrough.

    • @alaskanbullworm1272
      @alaskanbullworm1272 3 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      Even the bats cannot escape from Mark's power

    • @JPOPepicure
      @JPOPepicure 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Gawr Gura also got attacked inside the Duke's shop.

    • @Kabauz
      @Kabauz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      And Instead of reloading his 5 second last save file he used a heal xD

    • @sinisterwombat3128
      @sinisterwombat3128 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      Also the only one I've heard of who sells the rifle

  • @gokentopower4481
    @gokentopower4481 2 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    "Does Lady Dimitrescu have to do that everytime she wants to come here?"
    The real question is, how the fuck does she reach the one behind the window? Does she just grab a really large ladder, climbs it, then bumps her oversized nail on it? Does she just toss a rock at it? Does she have to fix the window everytime?

  • @genkureshima9834
    @genkureshima9834 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    There's nothing more appropriate to this entire episode of "Mark finally being chased by the Lady he sought after" than the game putting her in a carefully picked location which, on it's own, allows Mark to almost walk headfirst into her _respectable, powerfull butt_

  • @X-SPONGED
    @X-SPONGED 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1426

    Mark : "I don't know why she's so mad at me, like I really don't know"
    Also Mark : *ransacked her entire house, stole her crimson cup and lipstick while also killing two of her daughters all in less than 2 hours*

    • @neonpinkqueen1403
      @neonpinkqueen1403 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      The audacity of Ethan Winters 🙄

    • @nemosomen
      @nemosomen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      In fairness to Ethan, her daughters did try to kill him first

    • @kayshinae9023
      @kayshinae9023 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@nemosomen As an armed intruder in their home, you betcha.

    • @starkiller1289
      @starkiller1289 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@kayshinae9023 Well that other vampire guy practically lured him there with that blender trap.

    • @kayshinae9023
      @kayshinae9023 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@starkiller1289 Heisenberg's not a vampire, and Ethan should take the matter up with HIM, then And he wasn't lured anywhere; you literally end up where you started.

  • @rosie_mary6029
    @rosie_mary6029 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2567

    Second daughter: “don’t you love me?!”
    Me: Nah honey, he loves your mother...

    • @lady_peri_of_nohr
      @lady_peri_of_nohr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      Stacy's mom has got it going on!

    • @urfavoritefurry4368
      @urfavoritefurry4368 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@lady_peri_of_nohr 😂😂😂

    • @andrefelipe7865
      @andrefelipe7865 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      I sincerelly fell so much more in love with the daughters than the big lady. She's not my style, they are

    • @fockingreat1125
      @fockingreat1125 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@lady_peri_of_nohr Fuck I was about to comment "Is the daughter's name Stacy" till I saw your comment lmfaooo

    • @dimitrescu182
      @dimitrescu182 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@andrefelipe7865 I'm simping for Bela, the blonde one

  • @lilyluna222
    @lilyluna222 2 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    Mark doing everything but get the knife, I’m literally over here laughing my ass off cause I didn’t see any other game player get the azure eye or lipstick.

    • @dreamimgflowerd976
      @dreamimgflowerd976 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Mark is the ideal stalker for the Lady. Taking any belongings of her for his shrine. XD

  • @U-TubeSurfer45
    @U-TubeSurfer45 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    3:01 Mark losing his mind. LOL that was some straight-up evil giggling

  • @valentyn96969
    @valentyn96969 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1564

    *I* *like* *how* Ethan has been through so much that he doesn’t even scream that much when his hand gets cut off, he just applies some goop juice, puts the hand back on and is like “Yep, another Tuesday.”

    • @nguyenhoanglong5574
      @nguyenhoanglong5574 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Ethan: gets any kind of injured/poision/etc...
      Also Ethan: uses some juice and everything back to normal

    • @omjadhav9128
      @omjadhav9128 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Because he is mold

    • @Baised-_-Rin
      @Baised-_-Rin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Where can I find those Meds. I want 10,0000

    • @joegrcz7151
      @joegrcz7151 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@omjadhav9128 You know not everybody went ahead and looked at the plot from Wiki or something like that so you could kindly put a little word called SPOILER before saying one of the biggest plot twists of the entire game.

    • @nguyenhoanglong5574
      @nguyenhoanglong5574 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@joegrcz7151 not really a spoiler when its really obvious from RE7

  • @slerta_alt3924
    @slerta_alt3924 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8218

    I bet the artist who drew Mark's profile pic feels real good knowing he's still using it after all these years.

    • @sonicbashbeta5717
      @sonicbashbeta5717 3 ปีที่แล้ว +537

      Bruh you need more likes for reminding us of this

    • @Jojimoji
      @Jojimoji 3 ปีที่แล้ว +316

      ahh what an honor that would be

    • @Ashtinx
      @Ashtinx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +300

      Im just waiting for someone to claim it as theirs just for attention. Sad we don't know who actually made it. 😔

    • @LHQCosmicCanvas
      @LHQCosmicCanvas 3 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      I think it reminds mark it's okay to be childish

    • @unfortunately6904
      @unfortunately6904 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      @@Ashtinx what if mark drew it

  • @cynthiayoung176
    @cynthiayoung176 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    28:05 Are we just going to ignore the fact that the yell from Mark sounds just like Goofy’s yell when he falls?

    • @roastytoasty4350
      @roastytoasty4350 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This is how it goes, let me demonstrate: bah hoo hoo hoo hwee! I’m not correcting you

  • @juST_LuKe-fw1ck
    @juST_LuKe-fw1ck 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    "hello everybody my name is bagamum"
    *laughs*
    "hello everybody my name is marbiplier and welcome back to rebident ebul"

  • @spiderfriend5567
    @spiderfriend5567 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4252

    "you attract what you fear"
    mark: ooohh nooooo big powerful vampire lady chasing after meeeeeee ahaaa 🙈🙈

    • @hat7475
      @hat7475 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Me: "mm-miss *[insert math teacher's name]* ?? 😥"

    • @lukascisar6740
      @lukascisar6740 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Me: (Giant monsters in my dreams) Ok, that makes sence.

    • @petrichorrs
      @petrichorrs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lmaoo

    • @pendingchannelname627
      @pendingchannelname627 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Does this mean I fear nothing. Too true fellow mortal.

    • @artomaton776
      @artomaton776 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Me: carnivorous rabbits that wear clothes and want to eat me?

  • @azzkickin4207
    @azzkickin4207 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1955

    Ethan hand getting chopped off: "Dont worry, i'll just used *FLEX SEAL* and we're good to go.

    • @bergieoldschool
      @bergieoldschool 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      “that’s a lot of damage!”

    • @Weirdwaffle
      @Weirdwaffle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Not a thing that disinfectant can't repair!

    • @pandof4667
      @pandof4667 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Obviously it was just some good ole Jilly Juice

    • @cleanserofnoobs4162
      @cleanserofnoobs4162 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Ethan might as well give himself a middle finger except it's to the audience. "Screw your understanding of human anatomy!"

    • @dragonscales2758
      @dragonscales2758 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I read this and thought you meant EEF so I was very confused as to where this video was going

  • @kyliesmith9199
    @kyliesmith9199 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    It's literally a year later that I'm finally starting to watch this series and I just have to say that 38:29 is honestly the funniest moment so far.

  • @gdenfix9938
    @gdenfix9938 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    "Hello everybody my name in bagamum."
    Iconic

  • @gabrielholes4642
    @gabrielholes4642 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2105

    Predicting Markiplier will get the Crystal Lady Dimitrescu and never sell it. He will keep it forever.

    • @galianb1222
      @galianb1222 3 ปีที่แล้ว +146

      I actually did that on my first playthrough even though it was worth it and worth seeing Duke complementing about it once you sell it to him. He’s a man of culture after all.

    • @conormurphy4328
      @conormurphy4328 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      @@galianb1222 If he had a Fedora he would tip it.

    • @aGumball
      @aGumball 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      keeping it for.. scientific reasons, obviously

    • @gnomewarlord6221
      @gnomewarlord6221 3 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      No, no, he kept it FOR ITS POWER! Its not about research or oust. It's about power! And boy does she have power.......

    • @manofconstantsorrow
      @manofconstantsorrow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      So he'll kill her?! I haven't.

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14755

    "People really don't like me having hands"
    Ethan's life in a nutshell

    • @Anseptos
      @Anseptos 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Ok

    • @Lost_Scarf
      @Lost_Scarf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Second

    • @Kevtarded
      @Kevtarded 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      I'll just place this here

    • @Kevtarded
      @Kevtarded 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      @HypercarFest Lmao yeah the four horsemen of random ass comments 😂

    • @Lost_Scarf
      @Lost_Scarf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@Kevtarded well then I'm glad to be part of it 👋

  • @bnhmdyassine9647
    @bnhmdyassine9647 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    mark:"hello everybody my name is bagenbob" had me on the ground rolling XD

  • @posiren_7022
    @posiren_7022 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    31:31 can we just appreciate how smooth this transition was

  • @NellieCuevas
    @NellieCuevas 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19533

    Mark laughing and squealing as Lady Dimitrescu chases him like they're playfully running at the beach 😂🤣

    • @Bruizer1017
      @Bruizer1017 3 ปีที่แล้ว +164

      😂😂

    • @princeakilesh4881
      @princeakilesh4881 3 ปีที่แล้ว +380

      Would love to see a romance scene of Alcina Dimitrescu × Ethan, tho.

    • @SavaOnline2008
      @SavaOnline2008 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Ye🤣

    • @rianarnando8628
      @rianarnando8628 3 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      Lol, usually the man who chasing the the woman 😂😂😂

    • @Okk681
      @Okk681 3 ปีที่แล้ว +229

      @@rianarnando8628 that’s true but the lady just has too much power 😀

  • @slightlyistorical1776
    @slightlyistorical1776 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1594

    38:28 The fact that Mark runs right behind Lady Dimitrescu and just so nonchalantly walks past her while saying such an awkward “Hello, ma’am!” is just hilarious

    • @MinuHex
      @MinuHex 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      That part was hilarious.

    • @41tinman41
      @41tinman41 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      She's too thicc for certain areas so it's amazing he got to do that.

    • @nivarahtawhai3427
      @nivarahtawhai3427 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I WANNA LIKE SO BAD but ur at 420 and it would be shameful if I ruined that.

    • @IcespherePlaysGames
      @IcespherePlaysGames 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Given his height he's probably used to doing that around everyone.

    • @romancapulus5577
      @romancapulus5577 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Same energy as Jack’s, ‘Top of the mornin’ to ya’

  • @violet8870
    @violet8870 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    2:40 Mark flirting while running for his life and his severed hand in his pocket

  • @Rubberduckie3000
    @Rubberduckie3000 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    3:27 so this game was my first exposure to resident evil and can you imagine how flabbergasted i was when he just stuck that thing back on there

  • @pusatpendidikananak8252
    @pusatpendidikananak8252 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3155

    Dimistrescu : "The entire bloodline done by the likes of you ?!!!"
    Ethan : "Well i could continue your bloodline then "

    • @techno_otaku
      @techno_otaku 3 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      if you know what i mean **raise brow**

    • @amandawilliams9227
      @amandawilliams9227 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      OOOOOOOOO YEA

    • @loki4807
      @loki4807 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Like Leon couldn't continue the Redfield bloodline

    • @natalieandrei_
      @natalieandrei_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA BRO

    • @natalieandrei_
      @natalieandrei_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      You mean *Markiplier 😂

  • @nastynamed1892
    @nastynamed1892 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4112

    Nobody:
    Mark when he sees a common enemy: "Twenty-eight stab wounds"

    • @kinuit
      @kinuit 2 ปีที่แล้ว +161

      *_28 STAB WOUNDS_*

    • @CactusBootBuckle2
      @CactusBootBuckle2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +153

      @@kinuit YOU DIDN’T WANNA LEAVE HIM A CHANCE *HUH?*

    • @kinuit
      @kinuit 2 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      @Birdinboots DID YOU FEEL ANGER ? *HATE?*

    • @CactusBootBuckle2
      @CactusBootBuckle2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      @@kinuit HE WAS *BLEEDING* BEGGING YOU FOR MERCY!

    • @kinuit
      @kinuit 2 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      @Birdinboots BUT YOU STABBED HIM, AGAIN AND AGAIN AND *AGAIN* !!

  • @jeromejerome7401
    @jeromejerome7401 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Ethan just can't keep his hands too himself 😂😂😂

  • @aurorasannoji
    @aurorasannoji ปีที่แล้ว +16

    "I don't wanna die"
    "Then stop killing me then!"
    dunno why this is so funny to me but it is

  • @kittenwispy
    @kittenwispy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3594

    _"Hello, everybody! My name is welcome-"_ *confused* _"WHAT?!"_

    • @dioisamazing9523
      @dioisamazing9523 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Lmao

    • @ShawnDawson79
      @ShawnDawson79 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I watched that video right before this one XD

    • @KaeyaAlberich30
      @KaeyaAlberich30 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I’ve been trying to remember what video that was in for so long! What’s the name?

    • @kittenwispy
      @kittenwispy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@KaeyaAlberich30 _"3 SCARY GAMES #23"_

    • @CaWolfie258
      @CaWolfie258 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I wrote something kind of like this 6hours ago lol

  • @TheScarletSlayer
    @TheScarletSlayer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1570

    Lady Dimitrescu: * cuts off marks right hand*
    Markiplier: Such power!!!

    • @misterhawbaker368
      @misterhawbaker368 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What time in the video does that happen

    • @TheScarletSlayer
      @TheScarletSlayer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@misterhawbaker368 probably never it was just a joke .3.

    • @tyquelsmith2731
      @tyquelsmith2731 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@TheScarletSlayer u don’t have to do him like that lol

    • @TheScarletSlayer
      @TheScarletSlayer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@tyquelsmith2731 perhaps but at the same time....c'mon * gives a nudge* you know just......c'mon lol

    • @bullet-dn8nv
      @bullet-dn8nv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Its a power Ethan cannot hold🤣

  • @nickthegreek1831
    @nickthegreek1831 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    28:20 mark could easily become an opera soprano

  • @Xuhtig
    @Xuhtig 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    I love watching bagimum videos

  • @occultnightingale1106
    @occultnightingale1106 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1427

    Mark, selling the F2: “I don’t like sniper rifles, I just don’t.”
    Lady Dimitrescu, already prepping for the boss fight: *Appreciates that*

    • @martymohawk8360
      @martymohawk8360 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      I know!!! That was painful to watch!😭😭😭

    • @ethereal213
      @ethereal213 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@martymohawk8360 bro I just saw it and went straight to the comments, very sad.

    • @donparker6679
      @donparker6679 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      What he doesn’t realize is that WILL be the death of him... Was nice knowing you Markimoo! *salutes*

    • @sherwinashford
      @sherwinashford 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I knew it! I- I KNE-
      honestly, I don't like snipers much either, I prefer assault rifles but I wouldn't have sold the F2.

    • @fadxf5
      @fadxf5 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Legit I hate sniper rifles I'm really bad with sniper rifles and I still used almost as much as the shotgun

  • @giantseamonster8485
    @giantseamonster8485 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1916

    Ethan: *_literally reattaches his hand which he had severed from him minutes ago_*
    Ethan, who has the full capability to say fuck: Man, screw this castle!

    • @kingofkin5395
      @kingofkin5395 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      That part has me fully confused

    • @surimonizarro9791
      @surimonizarro9791 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      @@kingofkin5395 I thought it was because of the mold right? Would explain why he heals so fast and has a pretty good pain tolerance

    • @granitecrab1
      @granitecrab1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      @@surimonizarro9791 yeh its around this point that i came to the same conclusion that it has to be mold related. the healing factor is the close to the family. and explains why they wanted ethan and rose at the start of the game. he has something they wanted and its got something to do with both of there body's.

    • @Mortar-
      @Mortar- 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      He's probably moderating himself for Rose..even though he has no idea where she is and she isn't able to remember him saying "Fuck" at 6 months old- But he's preparing and we can give him that.

    • @Benjamin1986980
      @Benjamin1986980 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I mean, he did the same thing to his foot if he got caught at one point in the prior game. We know Ethan was infected with the mold and that gave him a healing factor. I do wish that it had been explained in this game, though.

  • @claratalbot7613
    @claratalbot7613 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Duke: "What are ya buying?- Haha, Just something an old friend used to say"
    RE4 fans: Explode in excitement because he said the line
    Mark: Too focused on buy equipment to notice xd

    • @loki4807
      @loki4807 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Hey come check this out. What are ya buying? Heard that in a videogame once.

  • @missrubyphoenix
    @missrubyphoenix 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I love how Cassandra kept messing with the frames 😂 and then killed him in one shot

  • @dontchewglass
    @dontchewglass 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1083

    Lady Dimitrescu slashed him while he was correcting her one how to pronounce her own name... honestly that's fair

    • @nofamilylink541
      @nofamilylink541 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      she just took it personally

    • @NotDanP1an
      @NotDanP1an 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      26:27

    • @funky_tree
      @funky_tree 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "YOU FILTHY RAT!"

  • @user-jk3gk4uh5v
    @user-jk3gk4uh5v 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1095

    Giant Vampire Lady- *comes at Mark*
    Mark- “Oh my! You are beautiful! I love you!”
    Daughter- *appears in front of Mark*
    Mark- “Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop.”

    • @RemiStarz26
      @RemiStarz26 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      Giant Vampire woman: *Angry and ready to kill Mark*
      Mark: *m a r r y m e p l s*
      Daughter: *Tries to kill Mark while thinking he loves her*
      Mark: Stop- ew- NO!

  • @reigenarataka
    @reigenarataka 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I like how at 32:39 he stops shooting so he doesn't hit lady dimitrescu 💀💀

  • @IConsumeOranges
    @IConsumeOranges ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I love it when mark gets chased by Lady D he starts giggling like a high school teen who just told their friends a secret

  • @Camponotus100
    @Camponotus100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2116

    *most player are stingy with ammo*
    mark: "stab, stab, stab" and is dancing around the enemy

    • @evancoffland19
      @evancoffland19 2 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Then he proceeds to forfeit a third of the games ammo because he, “ doesn’t like sniper rifles”. Lol.

    • @SleepyBeans420
      @SleepyBeans420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Float like a butterfly sting like a bee

    • @derpy2
      @derpy2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      flashback to resident evil 2 where he beat the final boss with just a knife

    • @SteampunkHorse
      @SteampunkHorse 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      imagine being a literal supernatural being killed by a regular man with magic lube and a knife whilst dancing around you like a joke

    • @hat7475
      @hat7475 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@derpy2 WHAT 💀

  • @OliviaGrace1117
    @OliviaGrace1117 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1402

    Jacksepticeye goes his whole playthrough while everyone's screaming at him to sell his extra guns meanwhile Mark's like only a few hours in and sells his sniper and handgun minutes after picking up the sniper. I have no words lol.

    • @concaveUsurper
      @concaveUsurper 3 ปีที่แล้ว +225

      And yet won't sell treasures which are only for selling, lol.

    • @OliviaGrace1117
      @OliviaGrace1117 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@concaveUsurper exactly lmao

    • @AP-uc7oz
      @AP-uc7oz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      @@concaveUsurper he sold a bunch of em, i just think he likes her lipstick

    • @chasebrown5675
      @chasebrown5675 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Jack also goes through his whole play through talking abt how the game looks and how he needs the secrets and spends hours with people screaming at him to get back to the story

    • @crispynachos2754
      @crispynachos2754 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Big BOOBA

  • @bluhearts5216
    @bluhearts5216 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Watching Mark sell his Sniper rifle knowing he's probably gonna need it later pains me.

    • @mosesagu
      @mosesagu ปีที่แล้ว

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    • @darklord884
      @darklord884 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Especially since having recently fought Lady D as a boss, I can tell you the sniper rifle is one of the most useful weapons against her.

  • @arwrw2
    @arwrw2 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Thank you for the consistently great content baginbum

  • @adhambarbour
    @adhambarbour 3 ปีที่แล้ว +415

    When Mark said Big Mama, he said it with the utmost respect.

    • @tran1000
      @tran1000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      First how many subscribers I can get from this comment

    • @montywoods9213
      @montywoods9213 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@tran1000 how many?

  • @cutieowl347
    @cutieowl347 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1332

    I love how the beginning of this video is Mark running for his life yet he still turns back to "gaze lovingly at the beauty and power of his unrequited lover" while she tries to murder him.

    • @Some1__
      @Some1__ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      So romantic

    • @crapheditz
      @crapheditz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You have made 69 comments on this channel, you better not make another one!

  • @Tiger21820
    @Tiger21820 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    21:32 "All right, I'm going to run for it, because apparently these things will just... kill themselves on the geometry before they'll actually be a threat to me"
    A very important Mariplier line!

  • @Daria_Dlugolecka
    @Daria_Dlugolecka 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    It really hurt seeing mark sell his sniper, knowing it will come in handy later

  • @jeeyo1226
    @jeeyo1226 3 ปีที่แล้ว +521

    Mark: *opens map during chase*
    Lady Dimitrescu: Understandable, take your time

  • @platonicsimp
    @platonicsimp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3687

    Lady Dimitrescu: I sawed this wrist in half!
    the mold in ethan's body: and repaired it with ~flex tape~

    • @DeltaGL
      @DeltaGL 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Good joke

    • @maddlepaddle420
      @maddlepaddle420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      😆😆😆

    • @trashteam613
      @trashteam613 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      *Jontron flashbacks*

    • @platonicsimp
      @platonicsimp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@zzins_ im not the first to directly mention moments in the video/game and i won't be the last, don't target me to complain about spoiler warnings

    • @zzins_
      @zzins_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@platonicsimp im not targeting u

  • @herolink8770
    @herolink8770 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    3:50 i think it has something to do with with Ethan having that fungus from 7. Gives him regenerative powers

  • @tylerkennedy4203
    @tylerkennedy4203 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    i like how the goal of the previous resident evil was to return to their roots and really trying to make something scary
    and this one its almost cartoonish in its evil nature and how you engage enemies watching markiplier just circle strafe a lot of enemies with the knife shows how non-threatening these common enemies are lol

  • @joshcarrington2737
    @joshcarrington2737 3 ปีที่แล้ว +661

    Ethan's hands have experienced more pain and suffering than any horror game character that has ever existed

    • @a.b.cooper4807
      @a.b.cooper4807 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      He might be a Skywalker

    • @AiRPasternak
      @AiRPasternak 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      What about miles upsur from Outlast?

    • @klumzyskiwi
      @klumzyskiwi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@AiRPasternak not even close

    • @sarahvanrooyen7280
      @sarahvanrooyen7280 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yep

    • @Mama_Mori
      @Mama_Mori 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      There’s a very interesting reason as to why Ethan can take so much damage and keep going. And it’s safe to assume it has to do with the events that occurred in Louisiana with the mold.

  • @czartanxd5717
    @czartanxd5717 3 ปีที่แล้ว +756

    Remember guys... It's not about she's hot and tall... It's about the P O W E R

    • @steelhert4363
      @steelhert4363 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Mark: P O W E R
      The entire fandom: Y E S

    • @jackinabox9045
      @jackinabox9045 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      She is the storm that is approaching

    • @ramita430
      @ramita430 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      You know she could probably kill a man even without her vampire powers as her muscles are made to hold her size and weight so she basically has gorilla grip strength.

    • @dankmemes8254
      @dankmemes8254 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jackinabox9045 lady D: show me your motivation Ethan winters

    • @dankmemes8254
      @dankmemes8254 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ramita430 she is basically female Shaq O'Neal but got white washed and vampire

  • @ItsRyba
    @ItsRyba 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    38:23 mark running straight into Lady Dimitrescu’s big bottom

  • @GGGaming143
    @GGGaming143 2 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    Daniela : " Don't you love me? "
    Mark : " Why would I love you? "
    Daniela : " Ugh Damn "
    Mark literally killed her inside man 🤣
    Timestamp 14:21

    • @loki4807
      @loki4807 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      *DESTRUCTION 100*

  • @prizmarvalschi1319
    @prizmarvalschi1319 3 ปีที่แล้ว +362

    Apparently Cassandra's voice actress recently passed away due to colon cancer
    Hearing Cassandra say "I don't wanna die" just feels depressing now
    May her soul rest in peace

    • @tatianalopezsosa7562
      @tatianalopezsosa7562 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Holy shit really?

    • @purrpletiger2159
      @purrpletiger2159 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@tatianalopezsosa7562 yeah the actress who did Cassandra's voice and motion capture died

    • @rei-san189
      @rei-san189 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Oh heck! I hated Cassandra's voice when I first played the game but now... Crap

    • @stumbling_
      @stumbling_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@purrpletiger2159 I’m pretty sure Elisa Duncan did the motion capture for Cassandra.

    • @purrpletiger2159
      @purrpletiger2159 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@stumbling_ I think Elisa Duncan is just who her appearance is based on
      Most of the voice actors did their own motion capture

  • @Valkier_Kato
    @Valkier_Kato 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1045

    I love how Mark was at low health, dying multiple times, adamantly denying that he's low health, and then the universe fixes itself by making him accidentally heal and he's like "I didn't want to do that." Yes, yes you DID wanna do that. Ah Mark, this is why we love you.

    • @TimeBomb014X
      @TimeBomb014X 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Love how the unsuspecting Mark sold the sniper riffle cause he don't like it....it's his fight with Nemesis 2nd form all over again

    • @pineappleparty1624
      @pineappleparty1624 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I hated seeing his hp pulsing the entire time.

  • @dirtycrowfeet
    @dirtycrowfeet 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    21:16 "Need a little bit longer in the game oven" 😂

  • @Dolvondo
    @Dolvondo หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Ethan was infected with the mold since RE7 and he has high affinity to it which allows him to have remarkable healing abilities. Which explains why he can just reattach his hand lol