And the police commander said “sorry we cannot send all our officers to save you from the deadly dangerous camera man as we have all our lady policemen ladies chasing a mugger/shoplifter/burglar/ car thief, Ha Ha only kidding the armed team will be deployed immediately” 😂😂😂
Officer: Hang on Sir, keep him busy while we send the SAS to your location. Tanks are also on the way along with the Royal Marines. Together we can keep Britian safe so thank you for your emergency call letting us know about this dangerous man who's got a drone and a camera.
I honestly don't know if this guy is on the spectrum or not. But either way, it's interesting to see how people perceive him as weak and get more aggressive with him. Interesting dynamic that reminds me of high school.
That's what I like about his style. Unlike some (often very good) smarty pants auditors who reel off laws chapter and verse, PA reels them in with his Simple Simon approach, but becomes steelier when the need arises. In that way he's cleverer and certainly more entertaining than some.
@@JimmyMac-jo3zhlisten to how he speaks to camera without anyone around. Im sure he puts on a hint of simpleton deliberately when talking to morons like high viz clown here. Seems to be quite effective. "I need a licence?" (He doesn't he needs an op id which he seems to have) "But i have an app" just lol "I need permission?" (He has permission from the caa) Who knows, i could be completely wrong.
@@bobikdylan His script is always more or less the same. It is really clever because in that way he avoids confrontation and the possibility of losing his temper and swearing, neither of which helps if the police arrive.
Reminds me a bit of the Only Fools and Horses sketch when Del says to Rodney after the auction - “Those lawnmower engines you bought are not just any ordinary lawnmower engines - they’re broken lawnmower engines!” Replace lawnmower engines for computers!
"you do not come and take pictures vwhen you feel like that". In fact that's absolutely the case- you can do it any time you want, it's called freedom)))
The angrier he got, the funnier it became. It reminds me of the old 'Beadles About' prank shows from the 1980s. I just wish you'd have flown the drone standing in front of the main gate, that would have been hilarious.
I just love your style mate. Not an insult at all but the way you pretend you don’t know what you’re on about and then they quickly realise you do once the penny drops. This proper made me laugh. That guy thinks he’s full of authority 😂😂😂😂
Look at all the top secret processes they have, like sorting different bits of metal into different areas, all the other scrap metal yards wouldn't think to do that 🙄
"We can't have any other company knowing what we do in here because they would take our ideas" "What ideas?" You can almost see their blood pressure rising while you play so innocent.
All the gear, no idea - Hi viz, check. hard hat, check. clipboard check. Brain, oops mislaid that ! 🤣🤣 "You're annoying me now" 😭😭 He annoyed me the minute he opened his gob !! Seems he changed his mind about your drone, as he actually said "I don't care about the drone". What a 🤡. 🤣🤣
They don't want you to see the staff pretending to destroy things they sell on ebay, especially the old age scroat whining at you. He is prob the ringleader.
This has had me in tears of laughter. You delivery of refusal to accept his demands is so innocent it makes you look the fool, but we all know you are correct and these people cant see that they are the star of the show. Keep it up, the more I watch you the funnier it gets.🤣😅😂🤣
They close the gates as if that will solve their little problem and top Secret for taking pictures of broken computer waste ? I love your persistence. WEEE.
Pure you've done it again, another great video, so funny. What on earth does this fella think you might see? Another company might nick their ideas? I highly doubt that ! 😂😄👍
I have to say, this is seriously entertaining. The insistence to you, so many times, that you're 'not going to' followed by you just doing it, is hilarious....😂
Frank spencer comes to mind,yes he def has mastered his art,i still cant believe how many are crying at what he does,loved the way he moved up the road a bit and just dumped his bike in a car space,everything this guy does is brilliant, brightens my days
@@shivaunt71 DJE media I believe has a video where he was on site for no less than 10 minutes and was already being investigated by police. They waste police time when they could be smart and go inside and carry on working.
Only just found you, I follow all the other’s DJ, AB, DJE, and many more, but I’ve never laughed so much watching the way you do yours,a unique style you have , and watching the owners getting frustrated with you, entertainment at its best, keep it up.
I need a clip board next time I'm arguing with the wife. Must make you feel so superior 😅😅😅 the way he moved the road cone 12 inches to the left. What a clown. Another well behaved and great video 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
Ah yes naturally it would be top secret with signs advertising exactly what they do plastered all over the place, great that the manager announces the highly secret nature of it all too.
This was comedy gold! Love how exasperated workie bloke got. "You've got two minutes to go"......silly man. Not a clue about airspace law or photography rights. The usual paranoia. So....they have top secret stuff outside? Hmm....
Chemical extraction of Gold, Silver, Platinum, Palladium and Rhodium can be extracted from such components and the removal and disposal of hazardous materials including Mercury, Cadmium, Beryllium Oxide and Batteries (NiCd, Lithium etc.) is also undertaken.
Just came here via the legendary DJ. I tend to think the simple minded thing is just an act and that you do it so well. Absolutely brilliant the way they react to you. Try love your way of doing these things.
''Hello police, it's Fred down at the top secret computer scrapyard, there's a man with a camera, can you send all available officers asap?''
😂😂😂😂
And the police commander said “sorry we cannot send all our officers to save you from the deadly dangerous camera man as we have all our lady policemen ladies chasing a mugger/shoplifter/burglar/ car thief, Ha Ha only kidding the armed team will be deployed immediately” 😂😂😂
Officer: Hang on Sir, keep him busy while we send the SAS to your location. Tanks are also on the way along with the Royal Marines. Together we can keep Britian safe so thank you for your emergency call letting us know about this dangerous man who's got a drone and a camera.
We deal with Allsorts What ? liquorice !!!
do you think he’s part of a secret organisation?
Hello police this man isn't repsecting my imaginary authority.
He actually thinks he has a serious job and acts like he does. As someone that has a serious job. I find him funny
@@risingstorm4239Atleast Hes Got A Job Fella.... 🤡
I don't know how you don't start laughing it must be hard keeping a straight face
I can't!😂
The whole "you can't take pictures of private property" thing is just an extension of the "you can't take pictures of me" idea that is so common.
Yer they must know they are on cctv for most of the day
We have secret stuff here its a scrapyard for computers ffs!!🙈🙈
Yeah, but you might be able to see what's on the drives.
We don’t want our competitors tittering at our top-secret tatter.
But but..they may have to shut down because no one else knew about recycling until Pure Audits put this video up.
It's very ex high tech,top secret scrap you know 😂
@@DaveThompsonfairlife4all 🤣🤣🤣
A masterclass in winding up a Wally.
I love the way that you have perfected the art of sounding simple-minded. Clearly, you are not.
I honestly don't know if this guy is on the spectrum or not. But either way, it's interesting to see how people perceive him as weak and get more aggressive with him. Interesting dynamic that reminds me of high school.
That's what I like about his style. Unlike some (often very good) smarty pants auditors who reel off laws chapter and verse, PA reels them in with his Simple Simon approach, but becomes steelier when the need arises. In that way he's cleverer and certainly more entertaining than some.
@@JimmyMac-jo3zhlisten to how he speaks to camera without anyone around. Im sure he puts on a hint of simpleton deliberately when talking to morons like high viz clown here. Seems to be quite effective.
"I need a licence?" (He doesn't he needs an op id which he seems to have)
"But i have an app" just lol
"I need permission?" (He has permission from the caa)
Who knows, i could be completely wrong.
@@bobikdylan His script is always more or less the same. It is really clever because in that way he avoids confrontation and the possibility of losing his temper and swearing, neither of which helps if the police arrive.
People see someone with a perceived vulnerability, then seek to take advantage and bully. Pretty nasty.
Reminds me a bit of the Only Fools and Horses sketch when Del says to Rodney after the auction - “Those lawnmower engines you bought are not just any ordinary lawnmower engines - they’re broken lawnmower engines!” Replace lawnmower engines for computers!
The belief that your drone can capture so much detail is... amusing.
Also the belief that they own the air space ABOVE their property. It's comically sad ,and ignorant.
That would be one hell of a drone to pick up data from a broken hard drive fifty metres in the sky haha
"you do not come and take pictures vwhen you feel like that". In fact that's absolutely the case- you can do it any time you want, it's called freedom)))
This one was comical, the way you kept explaining to him 😂
Thank You. PA
The angrier he got, the funnier it became. It reminds me of the old 'Beadles About' prank shows from the 1980s. I just wish you'd have flown the drone standing in front of the main gate, that would have been hilarious.
"Just a little drone photo" - your wind up skills are admirable lol
Thank you 👍 PA
“I’ve got a drone.” They should put that on your headstone😅😅😅😅😅😅
"it's only a little one, do you want to see it"
He always has perfect timing when he adds that line too. 🤣
I just love your style mate. Not an insult at all but the way you pretend you don’t know what you’re on about and then they quickly realise you do once the penny drops. This proper made me laugh. That guy thinks he’s full of authority 😂😂😂😂
Thanks for supporting me 👍 PA
I watched a cat toying with a mouse it had caught the other day. Your meeting with the fool in the hi vis reminds of that. Great work as ever.
Thank you 👍 PA
Look at all the top secret processes they have, like sorting different bits of metal into different areas, all the other scrap metal yards wouldn't think to do that 🙄
You are so good at winding people up while appearing innocuous. It's hilarious!
On behalf of my fellow citizens of West Berkshire I apologise for the behavior and attitude of this absolute melt.
"you're applying for a job in security?" "yes." Do you have a brain?" "No." "you've got the job."
Made himself look a right wally
He was on the hook longer than my last fish
Great work mate, I have to admit, everytime I hear you're voice it reminds me of grandad on Only Fools & Horses 😂😂
Thank you 👍 PA
I’ve been asking who he reminds me of….yes it is Grandad. 👍👍👍
HOW ON EARTH YOU CAN DO THAT WITHOUT PISSING YOURSELF LAUGHING ,, THAT WAS A FIRST CLASS WIND UP,,TOP OF THE RANGE COMEDY GOLD ENTERTAINMENT 😂😂😂😂
6:05 - I'm in hysterics at this part
"OI! I told you no!"
"We can't have any other company knowing what we do in here because they would take our ideas"
"What ideas?"
You can almost see their blood pressure rising while you play so innocent.
he thinks he's steve jobsworth with loads of i-deas
All the gear, no idea - Hi viz, check. hard hat, check. clipboard check. Brain, oops mislaid that ! 🤣🤣
"You're annoying me now" 😭😭 He annoyed me the minute he opened his gob !!
Seems he changed his mind about your drone, as he actually said "I don't care about the drone". What a 🤡. 🤣🤣
They don't want you to see the staff pretending to destroy things they sell on ebay, especially the old age scroat whining at you. He is prob the ringleader.
This has had me in tears of laughter. You delivery of refusal to accept his demands is so innocent it makes you look the fool, but we all know you are correct and these people cant see that they are the star of the show. Keep it up, the more I watch you the funnier it gets.🤣😅😂🤣
Thank you 👍 PA
They close the gates as if that will solve their little problem and top Secret for taking pictures of broken computer waste ? I love your persistence. WEEE.
Pure you've done it again, another great video, so funny. What on earth does this fella think you might see? Another company might nick their ideas? I highly doubt that ! 😂😄👍
It’s top secret he works for MI5 😂
He's got one of those spy watches, with MP3 playback and 2MP camera, he got it for Christmas 2018, and he's never been the same since.
"Got my privacy-busting zoom camera". You know how to wind them up.
Oh, you must listen to him he's got a clipboard 😂
I have to say, this is seriously entertaining. The insistence to you, so many times, that you're 'not going to' followed by you just doing it, is hilarious....😂
Thank You 👍
Brilliant auditing again PA…love it.👍👍
Thank you 👍 PA
Enjoyed drone footage. Unfortunate the fellow got himself in to a dither….unnecessarily.
Frank spencer comes to mind,yes he def has mastered his art,i still cant believe how many are crying at what he does,loved the way he moved up the road a bit and just dumped his bike in a car space,everything this guy does is brilliant, brightens my days
Chap was winding himself right up, good move walking away, i watch you for the comedy not full blown arguments or worse. 👏👏👏❤️🇬🇧
Did he really just say "TOP SECRET!!"
“Hello police, there’s a man with a camera”
The worst thing is they come trotting along usually within ten minutes 🤷♂️
@@shivaunt71 DJE media I believe has a video where he was on site for no less than 10 minutes and was already being investigated by police. They waste police time when they could be smart and go inside and carry on working.
@@Rubberthumper It could have been anyone of them, the police are now the corporate and feelings police, it's feeble and embarrassing 🤷♂️
@@Rubberthumper It could have been anyone of them, the police are now the corporate and feelings police, it's feeble and embarrassing 🤷♂️
😂😂 top secret. Surprised Mi5 haven’t contacted you, somehow you find the top secret buildings, you have a skill!
Top secret = shady.
I couldn't say no to you, your too nice😅 But a man with a clip board that another matter! Brilliant! Love your vids!!👌👍
This is class, this scrap man either believes what he is saying or he is just thick.😂
That was great fun. Reminded me of Norman Wisdom type trolling.
Don’t laugh at me (‘cause I’m a fool).
@@davidfletcher5 We laughed with him.
There’s an Irish saying - it takes a wise man to play the fool. You have perfected the art 😂😂
Thank you 👍 PA
How dare you engage in lawful activity while standing on public land
You played him like a fiddle 😂
Bloody hell even I’m just about tearing me hair out.😂😂😂😂 this is hilarious 😂😂
Only just found you, I follow all the other’s DJ, AB, DJE, and many more, but I’ve never laughed so much watching the way you do yours,a unique style you have , and watching the owners getting frustrated with you, entertainment at its best, keep it up.
Thank you for your comment - and thanks for supporting me 👍 PA
Reggie Photo also makes me laugh a lot.
“It’s Top Secret”.
😂😂😂😂
I need a clip board next time I'm arguing with the wife. Must make you feel so superior 😅😅😅 the way he moved the road cone 12 inches to the left. What a clown.
Another well behaved and great video 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
I’m glad you went across the road, that poor gate was getting quite a workout.
They were a lot of fun.
Very entertaining as always PA.
😂
Thank you 👍 PA
You always make me chuckle with the way you wind them up mate. 😂
Thank you 👍 PA
Marvellous video as always. I love your style
'You think I'm coming in' comedy gold😂
It took some effort to drink that cup.
You would definitely be suited to any modern carry on film that might be made, hilarious 🤣😂🤣😂❤️🇬🇧
Carry on zoooming!
Thank you 👍 PA
Just stumbled on this channel. Excellent wind up ability!
That was an excellent wind up. you are now my favourite auditor, all the best with your channel.
😂😂😂😂I couldn't stop laughing the way tht guy was acting ridiculous top secret things going on 😂😂😂thnks for the laughs keep up the ace work
Ah yes naturally it would be top secret with signs advertising exactly what they do plastered all over the place, great that the manager announces the highly secret nature of it all too.
This is hilarious.
absolutely brilliant
OMG😱😱 You’ve unearthed another top secret site. Why aren’t there any armed guards?😮
"I've got an app! " 😂😂😂🤣
😂😂🤣🤣😭😭🤙🏼👌🏼
All played like a fine tune, Magic !
Are you a manager? I’m in charge of some of it! In other words, no, I’m not a manager.
This was comedy gold! Love how exasperated workie bloke got. "You've got two minutes to go"......silly man. Not a clue about airspace law or photography rights. The usual paranoia. So....they have top secret stuff outside? Hmm....
If I see that drone I'll burst into tears!
I love how much some people struggle, so beautiful.
It is so funny watching the Little Adolph fellah thinking he’s god almighty.
Top secret, omg i spat my cornflakes out with laughter when he said that
“Oh, you think I’m coming in!”😂😂😂
One of the funniest I've seen in a long while.🤣
Pure audits the man who could wind up a clock ⏰ without a key🗝️😂😂 thanks for the comedy 👍
Thank you - and thanks for watching 👍 PA
Looks like the top secret guy has put the wrong teeth in today 😂😂😂
You love winding up your subjects!
Keep it up
I’m just loving these videos, great job.
04:14 "yeah but it's only broken computers"
This made me laugh so hard that I had to pause the video.
"I'm not coming in. You think i'm coming in. I've got an App!" Best wind-up merchant ever 😀😀😀
Your absolutely great at winding them up P/A , Nice one 👍 👊😅😊 what a absolute bell-end that guy was 😮
No end of paranoid fools. They are everywhere!
Oh dear. He probably has a difficult home life, hence takes his anger out on others.
Can't have the police knowing what they do in there😅😅
Chemical extraction of Gold, Silver, Platinum, Palladium and Rhodium can be extracted from such components and the removal and disposal of hazardous materials including Mercury, Cadmium, Beryllium Oxide and Batteries (NiCd, Lithium etc.) is also undertaken.
There's a lot of gold in crushed computers and other electrical equipment.
2.30 that absolute clown said whatever we do here is ( top secret ) 😁😅🤣😭
Loving this. I've just spit my coffee out.
PA's videos always make me laugh
Remember to ask if their company policy creates a summary or an indictable offence.
"Top Secret"🤣🤣🤣
Computer savage specialist
You are doing a great job PA!!
Thank you 😊
excellent approach..feigning ignorance..like it
We need T Shirt made with 'Ive Got an app' - makes me laugh every time
I’ve had that steel guitar music in my head for weeks now. It only resolves when I watch more videos 😂
Brilliant as usual! comedy classic!
Glad you enjoyed it. Thank you 👍 PA
Just came here via the legendary DJ.
I tend to think the simple minded thing is just an act and that you do it so well.
Absolutely brilliant the way they react to you.
Try love your way of doing these things.
Thank You - And thanks for supporting me 👍 PA