Yeah, there are a lot of cases, where the AI either fails to notice that something is a joke or can't interpret the text correctly. If you google "do cats lay eggs?" in German the highlighted sentence on the first results will say yes, because the algorithm hasn't noticed, that the text is talking about a parasite that targets cats and not cats themselves. Something like the last post is even harder for an algorithm to catch, because there are a lot of sources, that say, that there is no African country, that starts with a "K". The algorithm doesn't know that this is a deliberate lie to bait people into mentioning Kenya so you can answer "Kenya fit these nuts in your mouth" so it thinks that a bunch of sources claim that it is true.
Just tried it on Brave. I got, word for word, "There are no African countries that start with the letter "K". However, there are six countries that start with the letter "K", including Kenya, Kiribati, Kuwait, Keya, Kosovo, and Kyrgyzstan. Kenya is the most populated country that starts with "K", with a population of 53.01 million and over 70 distinct ethnic groups.1 Kazakhstan is a landlocked country that borders Russia, China, Kyrgyzstan, Uzbekistan, and Turkmenistan." I think most, if not all browsers need to work on it.
@@LilacDeiji I respect you for leaving your original answer there for everyone to see. It made me smile, reminding me of how often I myself am convinced I have an answer right, only to find out I had overlooked something obvious.
@@LilacDeiji Alpha Centauri is the second closest star *system* to Earth. It made up of 3 stars, Proxima Centauri, Alpha Centauri A, and Toliman. Proxmia is the second closest star to the Earth, then Alpha Centauri, and then Toliman.
To be fair, just because they're called "anteaters," that doesn't mean they *only* eat ants, and not termites or other insects. The question is a perfectly valid one.
"Where is the internet" is actually a very deep and nuanced question. The physical components which allow for information to be stored and retrieved via the internet, their distribution across the globe, and the connections between them, are fascinating topics of inquiry.
Yeah it's not the dumbest question here, that's for sure. I mean I'm pretty sure everyone googled "wtf is a cloud and where is The Cloud" when everyone started talking about clouds a decade or two ago.
@@wrathguy Well when you access data on the internet, you're accessing servers (computers that are sending you information basically). The data is stored somewhere in the world, physically. But it's not all in one place, which has been confusing to some people. Before the internet, there were smaller networks between computers, or networks that students could all access at a university for example, but it was much easier to determine where the data you were accessing was from.
My ex-girlfeind's kid found out that "Baby Yoda" ages much slower than humans, and was 50 years old as a toddler He insisted that we do a Google search to find out "how old was baby Yoda when he was born"
I forgot the word overalls and searched for pants that are also a shirt. I got a shirt with a picture of pants on it, which honestly gave me a pretty good laugh.
@@Icantchangemyhandlehelp February 29th (aka Leap Year) is considered a special day as normally there are 365 days in a year, but the Earth doesn't actually take 365 days to revolve around the sun, but rather 365.25 days, meaning that every 4 years, the calendar will have an extra day, which is February 29th. It's the least common birthday as a person being born February 29th can only happen every 4 years.
I once tried to find online image editors that could apply a gradient to an image to make it fade out. It got to the point where I questioned if partially transparent pixels were a thing, until I remembered I have partially transparent images.
"Is 2000 part of the 90s" is actually a perfectly legitimate question because depending on who you ask, the 90s ended in either 1999 or 2000. (And then others will say the 90s ended in 2001 but that's for other non calendar related reasons)
I work in the eating disorder field and I volunteer with addiction recovery and harm reduction, so I'm used to seeing the help is available thing. I'm actually shocked when I google something that doesn't bring that up.
My ONLY beef with young people these days is their refusal to use a set theoretical approach to pasta classification. Everything else is dandy, just get a grip on your subsets and supersets.
I once googled “what does the sun smell like?” because I watched a movie where someone told someone else they smelled like the sun and I really wanted to know what that would be like…💀
@@gonnfishy2987 haha how fascinating What’s strange is that apparently even if the sun where to have a smell it is made up of odourless chemicals and wouldn’t actually smell like anything. But I love what the certain people have told you far more…
This is literally the funniest thing ive watched in a long time, has the same energy as the "sim patch notes" video and the "misspelling pregnant" video
As a writer, I am definitely no stranger to googling day in and day out. From the most horrifying facts on the internet to the dumbest shite imaginable.
Throwback to the time I searched, "How long does it take for a person to drown?" for a character death scene, and Google answered with the telephone number of a suicide prevention hotline.
@@Panthergirl_8I had to search that too. Lots of stuff about that what it's like to drown in freezing cold water. I also once had to Google "what does it feel like to be burned alive" i am not taking questions on this
It happened to my friend who aced his english tests too. "How are you so smart in english?" He showed his Google Search "What is the term for the day after tomorrow?" He's now Googling "why ghost hosts houses" in japanese.
i often get so invested in really obscure topics that i sort of forget how niche they really are and start googling stuff abt them using *very* general terms without any further specification and just expect google to know what the hell im talking about
I was too busy thinking about what to make for dinner, so I googled "Broccoli in vegetables", as if I expected broccoli to be an ingredient of some other vegetable
A fresh diagnosis, straight from the medical farm. They actually grow some normal food there too, but of course no apples-since those always use metal in their chassises, they always fall off the tree before they're ripe.
2:44 that is easily the most terrifying/unnerving/entertaining rendition of *skullemojiiii* that we've seen yet Edit: the 💀 chain was totally intentional
i literally do the same thing. i constantly search things like “how make bread” and “why cat purr” with no regard for proper grammar and it works just fine
1:11 I can relate to this, honestly. Sometimes when things are feeling very bleak, I just sit down and search "How to stay hopeful even when things are difficult" and such
This is a rabbit hole, be warned: "Is rum vegan" Backstory: I was actually interested in trying Air Up, and my monkey brain got distracted looking through the flavours. One caught my eye: Vegan Mojito. This interested me, as I figured mojitos were vegan. What were the ingredients? Something like lemon, lime, mint, rum. Of course fruit and mint are vegan, so this lead to the above search. Turns out it actually said Virgin Mojito.
I keep my phone on vibrate all the time but I'll change message notification to that just so I can forget about it and in a year the future me is confused as hell@@YeprilesteR
Once when i was around 9 i took my mums phone and googled "why is my cat so fluffy?? Is hy dying!? 😟😟" And when my mum looked through her search hostory she was like "tf?"
My mom googled "Are bats birds?" Her and her co workers discussed it, her one co worker was so convinced that bats are birds that my mom had to check to make sure. I'm so disappointed in her 😂 I made sure to tell her that.
Was her co-worker from New Zealand by any chance? I've heard that in NZ, bats are honorary birds because all the other native animals in NZ _are_ birds.
Sometimes people are so convinced they are right that they can convince someone about wrong stuff, even if that person KNEW FOR SURE what was the right answer. It's not your mom's fault
@@helenalena6193 Well some people are not just going to believe you without proof - that might be another reason she googled it. I remember having an argument with this kid (high school kid to be clear) that you could flip a video horizontally while keeping the text on someone's shirt the right way. He said if you did a special combo of flipping it vertically and horizontally, it would end up right. After arguing for too long about this, I was forced to show him he was wrong by flipping an image the way he told me.
Why is that a dumb question? I had to look it up - maybe not the London part, but the rest. Electromagnetism was known and studied for over a century at that point, and lodestones had been used for millennia, but as far as I can see, the types of permanent magnets we commonly use were not invented until starting in the 1930s.
I wish I had Googled this so I could properly contribute, but it might amuse someone to hear that in uni, when I was about 20, I went to class drunk once. I asked the guy next to me (who I was casual friends with) "why are shift and caps lock different keys?" Or at least I think it was shift and caps lock, it was definitely two keys that were similar but obviously had their own uses. The guy was really taken aback and was like "uh...because they do different things?" I still think about that sometimes and wonder how my drunk brain came up with that.
Only slightly dumb actually! Originally mechanical typewriters had a "shift lock" that, when pressed with shift, locked the key down, so in fact it was a sort of modifier to shift (which is itself a modifier) There's also the angle that you don't actually need caps lock since nobody likes reading YELLING TEXT ALL THE TIME so we basically don't do it any more, and in the occasions you do, holding shift on modern keyboards is far easier than in the old mechanical typewriters.
I once looked up "how many seconds are in one second" when I was bored in school. It came up with "60" as its answer. After Googling that again, it now says "1" like it should.
He didn’t even sing it right he said “around the world, around the wooorld” but it’s actually pronounced “Around the world, Arrround the wooorld” the second “around” is supposed to be said quickly after the first “world”, meh not that big of a deal
I've, multiple times, just searched "help" into google. I... Uhh... Was using other people's yahoo answers to give myself therapy for awhile, but even I knew that wouldn't work.
i just found out my grandma's cat passed away and as soon as i got done crying my eyes out i see this video. It made me giggle and laugh and now im not crying anymore. Thank you matt ❤️
oh ive got one! got distracted once while typing and wound up searching into google “are you echidnas?” another time because i was genuinely curious: “can a spider eat a clif bar”
Me: So.....Kenya starts with a K, but doesn't start with a K, just a "K" sound? Google: *Nods.* Me: ........How the heck does *that* work?! Google: *Shrugs.*
@@deadlydingus1138 It's due to Google getting confused by a "Ligma"-style prank in which, when a person points out Kenya, says something starting with "Kenya (Can your)".
I mean, people don’t realise or want to admit we’re animals too and cows being mammals and is being mammals makes us even closer, so basic biology tragically seems too difficult for too many of you…
"Is 2000 part of the 90s" is actually a fair question to ask because a lot of people don't realise that the new century/millenar starts in 2001, giving that there is no year 0.
My best friend made a ridiculous one which she didn't even realise was stupid until she saw me crying with laughter behind her. The search was: "How much does 100g of cereal weigh"
Sideshow Bob was checking the search history on our shared desktop computer and he very audibly shouted from the other room "No, Edna,cats can't drive!!!"
"can deer eat a hot dog" is forever scarred into my long list of stupid google questions, next to "arrow wound to the chest", that one's pretty up there
... Got deep into a conversation with a friend late at night. It was along the lines of- "Gold is yellow if you take away the metallic/reflective properties. So what is silver? White? grey?"... and it progressed to me asking, with FULL confidence, "Yeah, well then, what color is a MIRROR, if you take away it's reflective property." .... "Glass..." .......... Never am I going to live that one down.
I lost a friend yesterday and it’s been difficult. They just didn’t think it was best for us to stay together but I’m glad I get to watch these videos to cheer up at least a little.
I also went through the same thing a couple of weeks ago. I don't know the details of your situation, but changing small things in my routine and trying out new stuff has helped me a lot to overcome that. I don't know if the same thing will work to you, but I think it's worth trying
My worst examples are running around trying to find something, like lets say a screwdriver, and I unironically sit down at my computer and nearly search "Where is my screwdriver?"
I looked up my brothers search history last night.
“How to acknowledge Squidward” 💀💀💀💀
what does that even mean
What was the answer?
@@irirjhrhr4645 💀
He's Squidward, he's Squidward, you're Squidward, I'M SQUIDWARD!!! ARE THERE ANY OTHER SQUIDWARDS THAT I SHOULD KNOW ABOUT???
@@flippanties ı asker him and he said “squidward is so depressing”
The last one is why AI needs some more testing before Google uses it to automate search results
Yeah, there are a lot of cases, where the AI either fails to notice that something is a joke or can't interpret the text correctly. If you google "do cats lay eggs?" in German the highlighted sentence on the first results will say yes, because the algorithm hasn't noticed, that the text is talking about a parasite that targets cats and not cats themselves.
Something like the last post is even harder for an algorithm to catch, because there are a lot of sources, that say, that there is no African country, that starts with a "K". The algorithm doesn't know that this is a deliberate lie to bait people into mentioning Kenya so you can answer "Kenya fit these nuts in your mouth" so it thinks that a bunch of sources claim that it is true.
Once i asked ai for a math question in which i answered 12. Ai said "sorry, but the correct answer is 12."
The worst thing is that this is an extract from a website, someone wrote that, it is not AI generated, just AI chosen I guess.
Just tried it on Brave. I got, word for word, "There are no African countries that start with the letter "K". However, there are six countries that start with the letter "K", including Kenya, Kiribati, Kuwait, Keya, Kosovo, and Kyrgyzstan. Kenya is the most populated country that starts with "K", with a population of 53.01 million and over 70 distinct ethnic groups.1 Kazakhstan is a landlocked country that borders Russia, China, Kyrgyzstan, Uzbekistan, and Turkmenistan."
I think most, if not all browsers need to work on it.
google is an AI feature.. all search engines are artificially intelligent
i forgot the word for a pot once so now "what do you call a deeper pan" is immortalized in my search history
wait literally same
I once asked Siri what the closest star was to earth and she very helpfully told me it was the sun 🤦♀️
Alpha Centauri :)
Edit: *second* closest, after the sun
@@LilacDeiji I respect you for leaving your original answer there for everyone to see. It made me smile, reminding me of how often I myself am convinced I have an answer right, only to find out I had overlooked something obvious.
@@CocoWantsACracker Don’t take this the wrong way, but what do you mean?
@@LilacDeiji Alpha Centauri is the second closest star *system* to Earth. It made up of 3 stars, Proxima Centauri, Alpha Centauri A, and Toliman. Proxmia is the second closest star to the Earth, then Alpha Centauri, and then Toliman.
@@thescooshinator yup looked it up you're right :) though (don't know anything about this) don't they kinda orbit each other or sth?
To be fair, just because they're called "anteaters," that doesn't mean they *only* eat ants, and not termites or other insects. The question is a perfectly valid one.
They do mostly eat termites. It probably was just one scientist seeing one anteater go ham on an anthill and bam, now that is what they are known for.
Yeah, they mostly eat termites and can eat fruit from time to time
I appreciate the work you've spared me
Plus like, peanuts aren't nuts
True. I think of it like how milk snakes don’t drink milk and corn snakes don’t eat corn.
I got chills realising "who was that girl sitting in front of me on the bus" is a question Google could probably answer if it really wanted to.
Why did you make me realize that... I don't need to consciously think about the spy devices I use every day.
if only google didn't have the fingerprint-scanning nanobots visibly forming a swarm around everyone with chrome installed on their phone
@@brightblackhole2442 I was thinking of the GPS tracking connected to your Google account, but I admire your imagination.
How old somebody is when they are born has been a controversial topic recently on Korea I believe
@@JamesFodor Are you confused?
"Where is the internet" is actually a very deep and nuanced question. The physical components which allow for information to be stored and retrieved via the internet, their distribution across the globe, and the connections between them, are fascinating topics of inquiry.
Yeah it's not the dumbest question here, that's for sure. I mean I'm pretty sure everyone googled "wtf is a cloud and where is The Cloud" when everyone started talking about clouds a decade or two ago.
@@Jupiter-Tbut i wasnt here two decades ago
@@SomeCowguy Ok...? What does that have do with it
Isn't it basically the transfer of data back and forth via frequencies? Or something like that
@@wrathguy Well when you access data on the internet, you're accessing servers (computers that are sending you information basically). The data is stored somewhere in the world, physically. But it's not all in one place, which has been confusing to some people. Before the internet, there were smaller networks between computers, or networks that students could all access at a university for example, but it was much easier to determine where the data you were accessing was from.
"what do they call the pussy doctor" had me dead 💀
Just wait for the sequel.
Search: What is an andrologist?
Answer: Dr. Dick Daniel
Fr fr
Gynecologist?
Would have been funnier if the answer was "veterinarian"
that was my nick name back in uni
Can you do odd Wikipedia articles? They’ve got some real gems. My favorites include “chicken powered nuclear bomb” and “infidelity among penguins”.
List of lists of lists
even better, check out "deleted articles with freaky titles". absolutely unhinged gloriousness
List of Sexually active Popes
Ohhhh I like this idea
"humsters" and "tarrare" are two of my favorites
My ex-girlfeind's kid found out that "Baby Yoda" ages much slower than humans, and was 50 years old as a toddler
He insisted that we do a Google search to find out "how old was baby Yoda when he was born"
You mean Grogu?
it makes sense there's no way he was 0 when he was born
@@Gotham-guardian-pls7tlike the alien child from American dad?
He had the tragic backstory of being born at an incredibly young age
i mean its a valid question, how long are yodas pregnant for.......... whats the species called?
I forgot the word overalls and searched for pants that are also a shirt.
I got a shirt with a picture of pants on it, which honestly gave me a pretty good laugh.
FOODS IRON IN RICH
As someone who wears overalls often, I like the idea of them being called pants that are also a shirt
@@Rice_Wolf shants
Honestly, the least common birthday question genuinely sounded normal to me before I realized why it felt stupid.
Same
Can someone please explain
@@Icantchangemyhandlehelp February 29th (aka Leap Year) is considered a special day as normally there are 365 days in a year, but the Earth doesn't actually take 365 days to revolve around the sun, but rather 365.25 days, meaning that every 4 years, the calendar will have an extra day, which is February 29th. It's the least common birthday as a person being born February 29th can only happen every 4 years.
@@PlayrR3D156 ohh thanks!
@@Icantchangemyhandlehelp np!
giggling at the fact i got this in the middle of a breakdown like HOW PERFECT IS THAT TIMING???
Perfect
we all need matt during a breakdown
Ikr??? He always uploads when I'm having a breakdown
I hope you are ok :)
I was totally empty and this appeared lmao
I once tried to find online image editors that could apply a gradient to an image to make it fade out. It got to the point where I questioned if partially transparent pixels were a thing, until I remembered I have partially transparent images.
Should just use x to research the dumbest things elie musk has said!
Photopea
It depends on the image format, for example png and vectors do have them, but GIF does not even though it supports transparency
I only have paint 3d 💀
@@The-0verseer That's an image editor, not an image format
I think you need sleep
"Is 2000 part of the 90s" is actually a perfectly legitimate question because depending on who you ask, the 90s ended in either 1999 or 2000. (And then others will say the 90s ended in 2001 but that's for other non calendar related reasons)
Depending on who you ask you say.....🤔
no that's the millennium not the '90s itself
I thought that was more of a cultural shift thing rather than a calendar thing
That’s like how some people will say 1990 was still part of the 1980s.
“why do gumdrops taste like that” and “how to know if I’m doing the right thing” are fair questions tbh and google broke at the end 😅😂
Me googling what I think are normal questions during my form class and the big "Help is available" thing pops up on my screen 💀💀
i think it knows you
@@ryb_idk I just closed the tab instantly so no one else sees
*laughs in writer*
I work in the eating disorder field and I volunteer with addiction recovery and harm reduction, so I'm used to seeing the help is available thing. I'm actually shocked when I google something that doesn't bring that up.
Me searching anything remotely close to 'how to tie a rope' or 'how to tie a knot'.
The dumbest thing I’ve ever searched is “is spaghetti long pasta?”
No. Pasta is short spaghetti.
@@jamescoulson6610Jesus Christ my mind has been opened
Pasta is short spaghetti and spaghetti is long pasta.
I once asked my Italian teacher what the Italian word for "noodles" was.
Uh, I don't know, maybe PASTA???!!!
My ONLY beef with young people these days is their refusal to use a set theoretical approach to pasta classification. Everything else is dandy, just get a grip on your subsets and supersets.
I once googled “what does the sun smell like?” because I watched a movie where someone told someone else they smelled like the sun and I really wanted to know what that would be like…💀
I have had certain people insist that clothes dried outside in the sun smell like the sun and are imbued with an otherworldly energy. 😅
@@gonnfishy2987 haha how fascinating
What’s strange is that apparently even if the sun where to have a smell it is made up of odourless chemicals and wouldn’t actually smell like anything.
But I love what the certain people have told you far more…
Like fire, I'm guessing
It's an XKCD.
“Acrid and pungent, like burning rubber.”
Randall Munroe
This is literally the funniest thing ive watched in a long time, has the same energy as the "sim patch notes" video and the "misspelling pregnant" video
for anyone curious, no, sex dolls were _not_ invented by hitler, they originated in france in the 1800s
yeah if you read the article, it only said...
something worse?
💀
But he did make some for his troops, needless to say, they weren’t very popular because of how embarrassing it was to have to carry them around
@@ticcitobyGaaraRules Less Evil Facts About Hitler by, I honestly forget
@@ticcitobyGaaraRules about twelve seconds on google
Really? I kinda figured it was invented earlier than that.
As a writer, I am definitely no stranger to googling day in and day out. From the most horrifying facts on the internet to the dumbest shite imaginable.
Do you have some examples?
Throwback to the time I searched, "How long does it take for a person to drown?" for a character death scene, and Google answered with the telephone number of a suicide prevention hotline.
As a writer, I feel that 😂
@@Panthergirl_8I had to search that too. Lots of stuff about that what it's like to drown in freezing cold water.
I also once had to Google "what does it feel like to be burned alive" i am not taking questions on this
It happened to my friend who aced his english tests too.
"How are you so smart in english?"
He showed his Google Search "What is the term for the day after tomorrow?"
He's now Googling "why ghost hosts houses" in japanese.
Genuinely once googled “how many legs does a duck have?” while playing gartic phone
227 legs
i often get so invested in really obscure topics that i sort of forget how niche they really are and start googling stuff abt them using *very* general terms without any further specification and just expect google to know what the hell im talking about
I've been subscribed to you for over a year, and I can honestly say you're one of the best channels I've ever discovered. Keep it up, Matt! 💀
Cheers mate!
@@Matt_Roseur so funny
Yeah your videos are great Matt
@@Matt_Rose ur so funny (2)
i ate a cat
One time I looked up on google "what would a chair look like if your knees bent the other way" Very Haunting 💀💀
thats not a dumb question honestly
no wait. im just dumb
Obvious. Front legs point up.
This is actually a super cool question for stuff like alien species design!
Just tried googling it, and it was one of the suggested searches. Guess we’re not the only ones who wondered
My dumb child brain thought that if I search "how do I find my 3DS", I would find it. But it didn’t work.
I was too busy thinking about what to make for dinner, so I googled "Broccoli in vegetables", as if I expected broccoli to be an ingredient of some other vegetable
As a freshly diagnosed autistic person, "how to know if I am doing the right thing" hits very close to home
A fresh diagnosis, straight from the medical farm. They actually grow some normal food there too, but of course no apples-since those always use metal in their chassises, they always fall off the tree before they're ripe.
Relatable, but I’m 26 and at this point have just sort of accepted that I’m gonna make a fool of myself in every given social situation
How to answer correctly to this comment?
Cool pfp “no bias”
Nah, guys, that's just every person ever. Not everything is about autism.
2:44
that is easily the most terrifying/unnerving/entertaining rendition of *skullemojiiii* that we've seen yet
Edit: the 💀 chain was totally intentional
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@@Reptile_Supremacy is that in italics?
Also💀
Once I was writing historically accurate fanfiction, and instead of using my perfectly fine grammar and spelling, I typed in “prussia when”.
Did you get a useful answer, though?
@@arcanelore3791 I did
@@nadialam1202 -- Hel yea
Tbf that is how search queries tend to work, they're often more accurate when abbreviated beyond being actual grammatical questions like that
i literally do the same thing. i constantly search things like “how make bread” and “why cat purr” with no regard for proper grammar and it works just fine
top three dumbest searches for me
3. why does squidward have a big nose
2. can you fly away from the IRS
DRUMROLL
1. how to shit on Duolingo
I once asked Google what DNA tastes like. Apparently if you gathered a large enough quantity of it, it would be *salty*.
Oh god. I woke up hungover once, checked my search history, and it turns out I was frantically searching for my name.
WOW. You win!
"Where did I put that damn thing?!"
"awkward as a noun" is definitely up there on my list of dumb shit I've googled
1:11 I can relate to this, honestly. Sometimes when things are feeling very bleak, I just sit down and search "How to stay hopeful even when things are difficult" and such
Ok but knowing how inaccurate some animal names can be, it's not so stupid to ask what anteater's eat.
Jellyfish is not fish made if jelly 😔
@@Furofspadesyou’re saying SpongeBob lied to me?
Peacock mantis shrimp not being any of the animals in its name:
@@xenodragon77 English taxonomical names really suck.
@@xenodragon77 Same with panda ants
This is a rabbit hole, be warned:
"Is rum vegan"
Backstory: I was actually interested in trying Air Up, and my monkey brain got distracted looking through the flavours. One caught my eye: Vegan Mojito. This interested me, as I figured mojitos were vegan. What were the ingredients? Something like lemon, lime, mint, rum. Of course fruit and mint are vegan, so this lead to the above search.
Turns out it actually said Virgin Mojito.
Virgin Mojito? Pop a cherry in that to make it a regular mojito
I'll see myself out...
Well, if rum weren't vegan, a virgin mojito would definitely be a vegan mojito
That's not a rabbithole. It's barely even a pinhole.
Saving this
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"what temperature do teeth burn at"
"can you get high by snorting melatonin"
"can cockatiels eat humans"
Some of my friends were bored in an art lesson, so they searched: Has Boris Johnson resigned?
He had resigned that day! That was how we found out! 😂
A second Matt Rose video in a week! What have we done to deserve this? Matt, you don't know how badly I needed that laugh.
2:44 That's by far the eeriest skull emoji I've ever heard, legitimately sent chills down my spine
Top 10 most unnerving 💀
I AM CHANGING MY PC'S TURNING OFF SOUND TO THAT
@@YeprilesteR Best news I've read all evening
@@Matt_Rose You are welcome Matt Brose ☠
I keep my phone on vibrate all the time but I'll change message notification to that just so I can forget about it and in a year the future me is confused as hell@@YeprilesteR
The Mickey Mouse question looks like one of those questions where you would say “ read that again but slower.”
Not me at 0:49 yelling “THATS ACTUALLY A GOOD QUESTION’ and googling it immediately.
I once asked google the vaguely phrased "Japanese detectives vs western detectives." What I got was a red and blue pie chart saying both in 50/50.
Once when i was around 9 i took my mums phone and googled "why is my cat so fluffy?? Is hy dying!? 😟😟" And when my mum looked through her search hostory she was like "tf?"
HELP ME XDXDXDXD
My mom googled "Are bats birds?" Her and her co workers discussed it, her one co worker was so convinced that bats are birds that my mom had to check to make sure. I'm so disappointed in her 😂 I made sure to tell her that.
Was her co-worker from New Zealand by any chance?
I've heard that in NZ, bats are honorary birds because all the other native animals in NZ _are_ birds.
@@aracheldra8763 nope, she's from America.
Reminds me of that Calvin and Hobbes comic where Calvin tries to convince his classmates that bats are a kind of insect.
Sometimes people are so convinced they are right that they can convince someone about wrong stuff, even if that person KNEW FOR SURE what was the right answer. It's not your mom's fault
@@helenalena6193 Well some people are not just going to believe you without proof - that might be another reason she googled it. I remember having an argument with this kid (high school kid to be clear) that you could flip a video horizontally while keeping the text on someone's shirt the right way. He said if you did a special combo of flipping it vertically and horizontally, it would end up right. After arguing for too long about this, I was forced to show him he was wrong by flipping an image the way he told me.
1:07 That would be a sick insult though, “i bet you’ve wondered if I’ve could expire”
I’ve. Yes, I always wonder if i can expire.
Love how google just says no when you ask if it's down
"Is google down?"
"No."
I think everyone already googled searched google once
I already googled “google” on apple safari and got confused on why was I already on google
Nah, you just have problems
Everytime
I actually use it to get to Google main page, because it's not my opening site. I put it in chromes address bar and click the first result 😂
According to the IT Crowd, if you type Google into Google, you break the internet.
The dumbest question I asked Google is "did they have magnets in 1920s London"
Why is that a dumb question? I had to look it up - maybe not the London part, but the rest. Electromagnetism was known and studied for over a century at that point, and lodestones had been used for millennia, but as far as I can see, the types of permanent magnets we commonly use were not invented until starting in the 1930s.
I am Dutch and I understand "what zodiac sign is libra" because it is Weegschaal.
It just means they forgot to ask it in their own language.
3:53 Hey google, kenya not please? thank you
Kenya and Kuwait:huh I do exist
I wish I had Googled this so I could properly contribute, but it might amuse someone to hear that in uni, when I was about 20, I went to class drunk once. I asked the guy next to me (who I was casual friends with) "why are shift and caps lock different keys?" Or at least I think it was shift and caps lock, it was definitely two keys that were similar but obviously had their own uses. The guy was really taken aback and was like "uh...because they do different things?" I still think about that sometimes and wonder how my drunk brain came up with that.
On a phone keyboard, they're combined, maybe that's where it came from
Only slightly dumb actually! Originally mechanical typewriters had a "shift lock" that, when pressed with shift, locked the key down, so in fact it was a sort of modifier to shift (which is itself a modifier)
There's also the angle that you don't actually need caps lock since nobody likes reading YELLING TEXT ALL THE TIME so we basically don't do it any more, and in the occasions you do, holding shift on modern keyboards is far easier than in the old mechanical typewriters.
@@SimonBuchanNzis it weird that i basically only use caps lock even if i only want to capitalize one letter
@@paulamarina04 yes
2:57 YOO thats me
Out of all the comments this is the best one I’ve seen
What was on your mind??😭
PUSSY DOCTOR
why pfp is fliped
The Pussy doctor?!?!?😭😭😭
"What's the least common birthday" is actually a really good question
I once looked up "how many seconds are in one second" when I was bored in school. It came up with "60" as its answer.
After Googling that again, it now says "1" like it should.
Needing the lyrics for an older Daft Punk song is like needing a transcript for Jack's novel in the Shining
He didn’t even sing it right he said “around the world, around the wooorld” but it’s actually pronounced “Around the world, Arrround the wooorld” the second “around” is supposed to be said quickly after the first “world”, meh not that big of a deal
@@The_Foxy2039 Does he even Daft Punk?
@@animal_empyre idk
3:30 people in 1988:🧌
🧌
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[X]
That means the bite of 87/83 never happened
@@Breeee9they happened but the victims just didn’t die, they died immediately after 1989 Though
I've, multiple times, just searched "help" into google. I... Uhh... Was using other people's yahoo answers to give myself therapy for awhile, but even I knew that wouldn't work.
3:04 dammit Matthew I don't have my headphones for this 😂😂💀
Everything else was fine? 💀
@@brennoc1623 well yeah considering when I first watched this video my mom was in the room at the same time when I got to 3:04 😩
I burst out of laughing for that😭
@@GoofyGooberMarsmy parents were both in the car 😰
3:35 correction, Death was invented in 1984 and stopped production in 2001.
Bruh I literally thought of them when looking at that part 😂
(Rip Chuck Schuldiner)
@@AutumnGemKitty???
@@MagicRhymes1 Death was the name of a metal band that went on from 1984-2001 and disbanded when frontman Chuck Schuldiner sadly passed away
3:55 what
Yeah
Its still stuck to my head to this day "how many people does it take to lift a bus"😂
i just found out my grandma's cat passed away and as soon as i got done crying my eyes out i see this video. It made me giggle and laugh and now im not crying anymore. Thank you matt ❤️
im so sorry :((
Cats truly are man’s second best friend…sorry to hear tgat
Can we take a moment to appreciate how matt
pussy doctor
For real, I really love how Matt just always
yeah i think its really great that matt
i love when matt decides to
yeah i love when matt
oh ive got one! got distracted once while typing and wound up searching into google “are you echidnas?”
another time because i was genuinely curious: “can a spider eat a clif bar”
"where is the internet?" sounds like something all of my elderly family members would search
Me: So.....Kenya starts with a K, but doesn't start with a K, just a "K" sound?
Google: *Nods.*
Me: ........How the heck does *that* work?!
Google: *Shrugs.*
Maybe it's different in another language or something.
Maybe it's pulling the result from an article talking about ChatGPT
@@deadlydingus1138 It's due to Google getting confused by a "Ligma"-style prank in which, when a person points out Kenya, says something starting with "Kenya (Can your)".
I was once really tired and in a lot of pain, which was reflected in the moment I googled "can leg pain be caused by pain?"
I once searched up "How much horsepower do horses have" and "do corpses float"
1 horse does not have 1 horsepower 😔
I once looked up “are birds animals?” Completely serious too 😂
I mean, people don’t realise or want to admit we’re animals too and cows being mammals and is being mammals makes us even closer, so basic biology tragically seems too difficult for too many of you…
Ty matt for posting. I spent the majority of today at the hospital and doctors office. Ty for making me smile
ahh you alright??
Feel better soon! 😊
@@j_cannot_typei have an infection in my ear causing me to bleed/ a mix of blood and some weird liquid to constantly run out of my ear
@@Matt_Rosetysm mate!
I have to google "Bob Dylan" every few months because I keep forgetting if he is dead or still alive.
Petition for Matt to say loudly panic-watering face instead of loudly crying face
"Is 2000 part of the 90s" is actually a fair question to ask because a lot of people don't realise that the new century/millenar starts in 2001, giving that there is no year 0.
Hey Matt! How about covering something like ‘strangest / most obscure video game achievements’ in a video?
I once googled “How to type.” As I was typing, Not my smartest night.
It reminds me of the roblox meme with the noob saying 'how do i type'
well there could be _better_ ways to type
“Death was invented in 1989.”
People in 1988: **insert Minecraft totem of undying here**
My best friend made a ridiculous one which she didn't even realise was stupid until she saw me crying with laughter behind her. The search was:
"How much does 100g of cereal weigh"
Exceptional smooth brain moment:
“What year did _Mothra_ (1961) release?”
Sideshow Bob was checking the search history on our shared desktop computer and he very audibly shouted from the other room
"No, Edna,cats can't drive!!!"
I once lost a ring. My first instinct was to ask Google, "Where is my ring"
1:50 azumanga daioh
2:15 …Didn’t think that through, huh? 😂
I once nearly asked a search engine "have I ever eaten Turkish Delight?"
"can deer eat a hot dog" is forever scarred into my long list of stupid google questions, next to "arrow wound to the chest", that one's pretty up there
... Got deep into a conversation with a friend late at night. It was along the lines of- "Gold is yellow if you take away the metallic/reflective properties. So what is silver? White? grey?"... and it progressed to me asking, with FULL confidence, "Yeah, well then, what color is a MIRROR, if you take away it's reflective property." .... "Glass..." .......... Never am I going to live that one down.
Death: Was invented in 1989
People in 1987:
1988 doesn't exist?!
@@tomato_juice1No, Godzilla ate that year. Common knowledge, really.
@@detective2221 ahh that makes sense now. I guess common sense isn't so common 🤷♀️
@user-gz7jp2bs3r I guess I'll live!....
I lost a friend yesterday and it’s been difficult. They just didn’t think it was best for us to stay together but I’m glad I get to watch these videos to cheer up at least a little.
I'm sorry to hear that hope you can find small joys like this to keep going
Sorry that your friend died but you shouldn't be posting shit like this on TH-cam, trying to gain fame from someone's passing.
When I read the first sentence I thought you meant he died.
@@Cenn_Devel I just put “lost” because I was struggling how to describe it lol but no they are not dead we just stopped being friends
I also went through the same thing a couple of weeks ago. I don't know the details of your situation, but changing small things in my routine and trying out new stuff has helped me a lot to overcome that. I don't know if the same thing will work to you, but I think it's worth trying
My favorite of my own searches, “how much more corn could be produced”
I was googling something about antlers and one of the "popular search" suggestions was "are antlers made of wood?"
My worst examples are running around trying to find something, like lets say a screwdriver, and I unironically sit down at my computer and nearly search "Where is my screwdriver?"
2:17
This seems like a perfect prank for friends
"what do they call the puss doctor" has to be one of the most unhinged things i have ever heard in my life
Definitely when I looked up “who invented racism”
Nothing makes me more happy than Matt uploading more than usual
3:05 No that's brilliant ingenuity.
3:20
my humor is broken
none of these beat me with "what was i thinking about?"