You're hilarious bro! I was in a horrible ass mood and you manage to make me laugh, you the fucking realist Kris. Much love, keep doing what you doing homie !
Worst pain I ever felt.....My balls got twisted up one time i was sleeping on the couch. Woke up to the worst pain ever. Cried all the way to the hospital
I am disabled and have to use a catheter every four hours of the day everyday day so imagine what u went through but every four hours lol total torture lmao
Not me because i had a catheter in my dick.. it was painfull as hell and they had to tie me up so i dont move. After that they gave me 4 injections to make me calm
My dad was a medic so he told me the horror stories of the catheter when I was a little kid. Females will never know how that feels to have a tube shoved up your urethra in your penis. Just awful torture lol. Oh and Kris saying "where's the anesthesia?!" had me CTFU 😂😂😂
You do not have enlarged prostate that tube has to be rammed past and women only have one sphincter muscle there men have two ,also about half the length to get to bladder
Kris i felt ur pain all the way through the video and still feel it, but this video was amazing and hilarious, keep making amazing content as usual bro
Had this happen to me when I got my appendix out recently. While in surgery they put that tube in and took it out after surgery. When I got put in my regular hospital room and I had to piss.. I felt the gates of hell unleashing on my genitals.
Wait though, it's scientific that your bladder can't explode if anything when your bladder is full, your body system reacts and basically says fuck this and you pee without you even wanting to or trying😂😂 but the chord is good too👌🏻😂😂 love the vid Kris✊🏻
Intro song - Rae Sremmurd x Swang
Kristopher London saaahhhhhhhhhh dude
i was faster 😂😂
Pls say hi
Thegreat rock 🍪🍪
Kristopher London
Why did you bring a HDMI cord I didn't bring my XBOX lmaoo !
JR- RaNkS 🤦♂️😅
🤣
Read the title and thought "what kinda sex were you having?" 😂😂
Mike Woods same lol
Mike Woods sammeee😂😂
Mike Woods yup same
Mike Woods me 2 lol
Same
No male who watched this video did not cringe
Lewis Blackwell true
Lewis Blackwell accurate
Bruh I cringed just from reading the title
@@watsy4625 me to damb
i didn't
You're hilarious bro! I was in a horrible ass mood and you manage to make me laugh, you the fucking realist Kris. Much love, keep doing what you doing homie !
Brandon Canales stay up bro!
Kristopher London while u was talking I was feeling it in my d&&#
Brandon Canales so true
2 kids 1 sandbox
JJcool don't remind me of that video
"You got a lot of pee in there boy" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
2 kids 1 sandbox
Sanic the Hotdog SAME NO JOKE
TExclusiveHD I had a cathader before
I read this right when he said it
@@benbabcock80 bro same
That happened to me when I got heart surgery...
Kris wasn't exaggerating...
is it like uncomfortable or actual pain
PS3GAMING both
poweRKIll's oh my damn
That is something I never want to do omfg
happen to me too when i had appendicitis its really not fun is it :(
this Lowkey made me so uncomfortable to watch it made me cringe
Colin Lefevre same
fax my stomach hurts now and my penis is hella weak 💀😭
This funny asf😂😂😂
the song in the beginning is swang by rae sremmurd btw for anyone who was wondering
Thegreat rock it's a drake song
Owen Scott no it's not fgt
Thegreat rock nvm I thought you was talking about the snapchat part
Thegreat rock thanks I was ab to ask lmao
Owen Scott awe its called for free by drake
The bad thing about kris’s storys are they always end
I feel like i'm the only one who peeped the Deadass 🐐 Bee 🐝 meme 😂
Offxcial Josh 😂I catch it to
Dude! I played with you on Xbox before!!!! I can’t believe your a youtuber!!!!
FAC
Worst pain I ever felt.....My balls got twisted up one time i was sleeping on the couch. Woke up to the worst pain ever. Cried all the way to the hospital
Kris Alexander 😭😭😭
Kris Alexander wtf 😂😂
probably testicular torsion
Kris Alexander WOW IM SO SORRY
my toes was curling up the entire story omg
Khalin Davis exactly i felt the pain
Khalin Davis same happened to me but I got hurt playing football
Khalin Davis same my balls hurt after seeing this XD
Khalin Davis fr
Bib tho
bruh Ive been listening to swang all day and then it starts. respect I swear swang is blowing tf up
Kieran Bjork me too💀 but only rae sremmurd verse
Kieran Bjork Ikr
Sunni Marléna fuck u mean Rae sremmurd is the group name the two guys names are swae Lee and slim Jimmy
yea i know i like rae sremmurds verse. they both sing in that verse
Sunni Marléna .
>
Like in 2 sec or Brian scalibrine dies
Damon Fowler he dead
Damon Fowler Fuck scal, Prozingod is the Porzingoat
Damon Fowler you spelled scalabrine wrong dumbass
Damon Fowler who
Damon Fowler yo I never liked any of these but had to like this one
I am disabled and have to use a catheter every four hours of the day everyday day so imagine what u went through but every four hours lol total torture lmao
Tyrone Campbell if ur disabled doesn't that mean you're paralyzed from the waist down judging by your picture but don't you not feel pain
Dix Out 4 Harambe the disability I have the feeling in my body fluctuates so I can feel but not enough to walk it's very complicated to explain man
Elias Mehrzai no not really
emoney boy mm
Damn feel so bad for you buah
this video is so cringeful for a dude. felt like a horror movie watchin it
Bro I was fuckin squeezein my dick
I cringed a good 20 times deadass
IT WAS HORRID
ADDIE
Addicted Addie bruh I was shaking hearing it
the way he explained this had me dead 😂
Chris deserves so much more subs on TH-cam
6:05 - 6:20 was the funniest part 😂😂😂😂
u funny as hell thats why i f with u bro
Finesse God thanks bro 💯
luv u chris
Kristopher London hey dude your the best
*khris
DOPE kris*
LMAO I DID NOT BRING MY XBOX LMAO
FlashyGotGame predictide console war
Tbh: u can ball u chill and u the homie 💯
Kidd Sandro nigga this ain't instagram
Kidd Sandro LMAOOOOO
Kidd Sandro TBH on TH-cam tf u a lame
Kidd Sandro 😭😭😭
Knowing damn well he ain't like a TBH post
The kneecap thing had me dead😂😂
I cant fucking imagine....
Sn00p 0g I don't want to imagine the pain
Milk Dud ikr, I would cry for days if I saw it happen
tf fam..... im 14 cant imagine if that would happen to me😂😂😂its leeeeet
John Cena same
I had a catheter in.. and im 12
bro ur now 17 and u wrote this when u were 14 that’s kinda crazy
Yea 3 years ago
Aye it's lit lsk wassup you inspire me a lot bro
+Kobe Bryant lol
Who else's mouth dropped to the floor when they read the title🤔
Not me because i had a catheter in my dick.. it was painfull as hell and they had to tie me up so i dont move. After that they gave me 4 injections to make me calm
I was laughing so hard throughout the whole video 😂😂😂😂💀
My dad was a medic so he told me the horror stories of the catheter when I was a little kid. Females will never know how that feels to have a tube shoved up your urethra in your penis. Just awful torture lol. Oh and Kris saying "where's the anesthesia?!" had me CTFU 😂😂😂
Woman have pee holes too... where do you think our catheters go???
Damn I remember watching this when it 1st came out 😂
sameeeeeeee
6:16 I died I am on the floor😂
Haha bro I feel your pain except I'm on the opposite end. I'm a male nurse and I cringe every time I gotta do this to a patient.
At least you appreciate the pain caused to males by this female nurses do not have a clue
Favorite song right now, swang 😩😩
2020 anyone?
2023 actually buddy
Bruh i almost cried while watching this I literally felt your pain
Kris this is the most awkward funniest strom I heard in my life you just made my day I swear 😂😂
This story time will go down In the records as top 5 vid ever no doubt
Think I had one of those when i had surgery. ..Thank god I was doped tf up tho.
theonlykingA me too but when you have to get it out 😢😢 lawd I was stuck (girl BTW)
KodakCurlss how it feel
Real Deal not pleasant
theonlykingA did it hurt pls reply
They are called catheters
I had a catheter when i broke both my wrists. I was on morphine and that was still the worst pain i ever felt
Whoever wants to read this... please have a good day and be safe 😊
fuck that I'm done playing basketball
2 kids 1 sandbox
Bruh you nasty I cried
My lil sis had that when she had in infection and she was crying like nothin else mattered 😂😂😂😭
😂 this is the funniest video I've seen in a while
I had the nurse stick at least 12 needles in my leg to listen to my muscles 😂
I had a to get this done when I had surgery and it hurts just as much for girls 😩
You do not have enlarged prostate that tube has to be rammed past and women only have one sphincter muscle there men have two ,also about half the length to get to bladder
Don't he sound like the bee from bee movie or am I Tripping ? 😭
Young Flourish he sounds like Jerry Seinfeld
Young Flourish u trippin
Young Flourish same😂
Young Flourish he does sound like jerry Seinfeld lol
glad i'm not the only one who thinks thay
I died when he said "knock me the fuck out" then slapped himself 😂😂😂
I feel ya pain from you showing that HDMI cord.
Kris i felt ur pain all the way through the video and still feel it, but this video was amazing and hilarious, keep making amazing content as usual bro
Had this happen to me when I got my appendix out recently. While in surgery they put that tube in and took it out after surgery. When I got put in my regular hospital room and I had to piss.. I felt the gates of hell unleashing on my genitals.
Normal to have one inserted whilst in surgery
im watchin this on my bday and kris got me dyin laughin but heartin at the same time
Literally after watching this I was scared to pee
She was like 'no you got a lot of pee I'm there boi'😂😂 I started fckn creasing😂.
Nigga was slapping his chest and shot she said Chris that bottle isnt filled 😂😂😂😂
LMFOAOAAOAOOA BY FAR TE FUNNIEST STORYTIME OF ALL TIME😂😂😂😂 keep this up bro😭😭
2 guys in a sand box
LOL
could remember these story time like a walk through memory lane
intro was lit 🔥
This whole story time had me rolling 😂😂 I don't see y it doesn't have more views
Just from the title I can tell this is gonna be a painful video to watch lol
wtf I'm dead😂😂😂😭😭 the knee and thigh story love how you make it into a joke
This happened to me a year ago when I couldn’t pee in the hospital
That first song he was dancing to gunked up my ears. Had to go clean em out with Wu-Tang Clan lol.
I was crying I hope nothing happens to me like that #freelsk
Intro Song ?? 🔥🔥🔥🔥
Twhy Baby swang
Dark Pro Flow thanks bro
Twhy Baby np
Twhy Baby wat
AngelIHM Drake for free
and while I'm talking about it what's the intro song?😂😂
India Smith swang dis d
Uzi you aren't funny if you aren't going to answer my question don't comment thank you 😘 xoxoxoxo
the song is swang by rae
India Smith boi he commented the song
Zombien really? if he did I'm srry
I can't feel the pain just by reading the title 😫 and I'm a girl
Nevaeh Pointer can?
damn lol
When I saw the title I didn't even ask I just clicked
Kris always stays lit!!!
Flight team stand up
Alejandro Hojas take several seats flight ha look at my picture
Alejandro Hojas L
Changinglife 16 Lmao 😂😂😂
2 kids 1 sandbox
0-4
i've never laughed this hard and this much by myself. bro you're the best, keep it goin
Ahh never cringed so hard just imagining it ughh!!!
When he said froM a f tube nigga I was dying
Am I the only who thinks he sounds like Seinfeld? 😂
Finally, one of em lit story times 🙏
This just made my day. So funny lol
I been waiting for a story time... u had me cryin😭
This dude just got a BMS oil change! Like if you know what that is! :O
Yep!
Binge watching all his vids oh gawd I love him
why is dis in my recommended
Dude you had me dying mate great video.
What does his intro say? Mushy mushy peeps
Mooshi Mooshi (Its how Japanese greet on the phone)
Johnny Murchison thanks I was wondering since I've subbed I thought it was mister mister peeps
Lz Aramis Lz 😂😂😂😂😂 "Mister Mister" 😂😂😂
SneakHD NOO! MOOSHIE MOOSHIE, PEEPS
0:00 to 0:13 is the song SWANG by rae sremmurd
He so freaking funny 😂😂😂😂😂
God Bless everyone
when are u going to make a video with zoie burgher
jordy rodriguez gtfo
KSJBALLER311 what bro
jordy rodriguez stfu
u stfu
you both need to shut the fuck up.
Wait though, it's scientific that your bladder can't explode if anything when your bladder is full, your body system reacts and basically says fuck this and you pee without you even wanting to or trying😂😂 but the chord is good too👌🏻😂😂 love the vid Kris✊🏻
wtf is this
I see you everywhere fam
JAMES HARDEN 3time dpoy wow 3 time dpoy with shitty defense
how you been a gsw fan before 2015 oh wait you haven't
JAMES HARDEN 3time dpoy DAMN YOU HANDED HIM THE L MY DUDE
JAMES HARDEN 3time dpoy W
lsk just made my day 😁
wats the name of the first song
GreenSniperMan Swang
D.midget.H Swang
Omg no TH-camr makes me laugh out loud like you dude ur awesome keep it up bro!!!
what does he say at the beginning of every vid?
Mooshi Mooshi (Its how Japanese greet on the phone)
Johnny Murchison 👌🏼
2 kids 1 sandbox
darude-sandstorm
mooshie mooshie peeps no ducking dhurrr
Your editing just makes your videos 10x funnier 😂
how even possible ( did watch video yet)
didn't *
This man funny asf 😂😂💯
Rae Sremmurds name backwards is Drummers Ear
Jacob Playdon or ear drummers
The whole damn vid I was dying bro this was the best ever just going over every story time
Before I watch this I'm going to ask one question .... Why ?
safa torkamani money
That Dead ass Bee part killed me lmao wasn't expecting that.