Taking Xanax at Grandpa's House
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 23 ก.ย. 2024
- In todays video, I tell a good story. I hope you enjoy!
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"Why'd you start taking drugs?"
"Family game night..."
I get this😭💯
Interviewer: Why do you do drugs?
Lou Reed: Cause it’s better than monopoly.
i read that as family guy
ONGGGGG LMAO
@@kobold7763 monopoly H and P
The long awaited sequel to popping hydros at grandpas
🤣🤣💀
It would just be I felt great and we talked about a lot and I mean a lot!! Different subject every other sentence
@@brainattackmaniack tweaker with schizo?
You should do a series called "Bartard Bible" 😂
Good title, one problem tho. He hates xans now
@Seannnyyyd yes please
@@famous_anvs he could still talk about his past experience with xans
hoots and hallers incoming
Holy shit that’s perfect
Saw the title and immediately knew it was gonna be a maximum hoot and a holler
Bro i thought the same thing bro
Same here bro
No cap
If you hadn’t commented that. I definitely would have.
Fact
"Gives a sense of calamity"
Calamity means a disaster that causes great distress.
Lol
I dont think goblin really cares
I was high as fuck and thought "wait doesn't that mean something else?" Then brushed it off
He prob meant tranquility
Seems about right lmfai
Im 6 month sober from xans and opiates tomorrow
Well done bro, I’m 4 months clean off the xans & oxy’s
Stay up homie, proud of you!
Proud of y’all. I’m a few hours clean from codeine😭
@@dkmathena3029 shit bruh just focus on making it a few more
@@DecsterDM thank you
@@dkmathena3029 how you going with it brother? Stay strong and just ride it out
I know it fucking sucks so hard, but after a little time dude it’s worth it
I honestly wonder how many hoots and hollers he doesnt remember enough to tell
Bro you gotta wonder if these are real story’s. He has a enough “high school stories” for every day of high school
@@MoonLight-qw8sz that’s what happens when you do drugs everyday
@@masonmason5989 Facts I have tons of stories
@@MoonLight-qw8sz drugs...
Heheehheehehehe
“Aye we got a little function” 😂
😂😭😭😭😭😭
“A sense of calamity that hits” I guess you could put it that way
definitely not what he thought it meant
Yeah I guess it's a disaster
that feeling you're describing is all your anxiety and stress being supressed
Best feeling ever
How does anyone get enjoyment from xans
@@gangmeat9263 some people just want to get fucked up and nod off and thats great but if you have anxiety or somtimes depression it can just boost your whole mood make you feel like a normal human
Edit: thats why there so addictive because you feel normal
@@jamesneedshelp8582 why xans over opiates i dont get it
@@gangmeat9263 who knows i guess its just prefrence
“A true banger if you will” -Mission accomplished lads
Fuck yeah I was looking for this comment
i can hear this
YES
help I licked some weird stamps in my dads drawer and now I feel funny
wow so funny i laughed wow
@@G3tFkd shut up u liked ur own comment
@Poop Sock with your name I don't think you can judge people for being weird.
@@JohnDoe-tj9sv fair point
@@JohnDoe-tj9sv POOP 💩 SOCK 🧦
“He introduces her” “This is my cousin yada yada” Hold up what🤣
YEAH UH
_how did nobody catch that_
I think his cousin was saying that about goblin lol
😂😂i was thinking the same thing
He was introducing gobby too his gf
@Nicholas Villegas ik and he said “this is my cousin”
Pill poppin at gpaws is becoming a full series
Edit: thanks for the likes
3:38
ca·lam·i·ty
/kəˈlamədē/
noun
noun: calamity; plural noun: calamities
an event causing great and often sudden damage or distress; a disaster.
"the journey had led to calamity and ruin"
wat
He meant clarity
@goblin
The bartardery in his past changed definitions
“A hoot and a holler”music to my ears
Goblins zooted ass laugh is music to my ears too
"Did they just not say anything?.. *reflective pause* "I dunno..." 🤣 you are all of us
goblin was a weird cousin everyone thought was but is chill asf
This is the second time I remember hearing goblin using the word calamity completely incorrectly
same
Physiatrist: “so,how has ur day been?”
Gobby:”Sn@PçHAt”
A hoot with a heaping side of holler, this will be.
Edit: can we get a fucking F in the chat for Goblins cousin for that oopsie goblin pulled.
its crazy to think about that gob prolly has crazy stories that he doesn't even remember
Saw the thumbnail and immediately clicked because only goblin would have that thumbnail
Just sparked up, perfect timing cheers 🌲🔥
3:38 Calamity “an event causing great and often sudden damage or distress; a disaster.”
Best 17 mins of my night. Thanks dude!
when ur high as hell and goblin posts
Dude the grandpa stories are fucking GOLD
“Calamity” means literally the exact opposite of what u said 😂
Mericaaa
i just watched the double ad no skip because goblin the goat. I get so happy every time i see an ad on one of these videos
i’m geeking hard perfect timing goblin👑
Sell some
The rewatchablilty of goblins vids are insane
a year later and im still crying at the “OMEGAXAN”
3:38 I don't think you know what that means 😂😂
“yeah dad dont stress”’ got me
“And i ended up falling asleep on the toilet ladies and gentlemen” i spit my fucking drink out
“philip pfizer”🤣🤣🤣
A feeling of bliss: Goblin: Calamity if you will🤦♂️🤦♂️
You know it's good when goblin says "a real hoot and a holler"
Could not stop laughing
listening to this while doing chores shit is so funny 😂
the aim flick at 5:45
Damn I just walked in the house stoned and my dad said you look high as hell💀
I still crease at that thumbnail, lmfao.
Just by the title this is going to be a hoot and a holler
Lmao there is still mid in Illinois can tell you from experience
Bro best storyteller of 2031 . Your gonna be big in 10 years !
Goblin doesn’t like kfc. only mashed potatoes and Mac and cheese
kfc mid
@@maxrooney3520 kfc fire
You should revisit shrooms sometime, I'm gonna be taking em for the first time fairly soon and I wanna know a little bit more of what to expect
pretty straight forward experience, just make sure you don’t have any insecurities or anything like that because your mind will address them, make sure your at the crib because if you take too much you will forget how to walk, make sure you respect how strong those things can be too, probably only dose a 1.5 g
and most of all enjoy it man
I revisited them on Halloween, haven’t had a trip in probably 2 years. Enjoyed it more than I thought I would, never liked the body load of mushrooms.
Bro dose 3.5 g so you actually feel it whom ever said 1.5 is probably really skinny so take that as you will dose to your size
Did 3.5 a couple times, come down is bad for me since I get a migraine. But it’s a very good experience
"Goblin is Love, Goblin is Life"
don’t even need to watch to know this is an absolute banger
A sense of calamity my man don’t even know what the word means lmalooo
I just ran across this channel and dude you have me fucking crying laughing. Yoooo seriously this man funny af. As I type this im high as shit too lmao
bro yeah we got gas in cali but it’s like 35-40 an 8th and mid seems to not exist
No cap
Thats good deals
@Poop Sock lucky
I laughed my ass off this whole video. This was an S tier hoot and holler 🙏
Calamity doesn’t mean what you think it means 😂
Educational is misspelled on the opening disclaimer. Lol must’ve been schmacked
Wtf Pokémon go was 4 years ago 😭
Hoot and hollers are one of the best motivations to live
"Oh, this is my cousin yadayada"
“Too senile to cook” LoL
My mans spoke directly to Phillip Phiezer lmao
"There's no board game longer than Monopoly"
except Risk
if the thumbnail wasnt that funny I wouldnt be here 😂😂
bruh watching narnia while tripping or really baked is the shit
Literally just got home and this gets posted
Ditto. PoooOOIIFECT
I have never realized how much I related to a youtuber definitely subscribing lmao 😂
appreciate the recent Killing Floor 2 content that game is goated
New series
The Triple C Trilogy
Phillip Pfizer 🤣🤣🤣
Yooo wassup goblin! I just lit a spliff man perfect timing
bro's playing Killing Floor 2 lmao
Instead of onlyfans onlyxans but it's just me stealing sunglasses and beef jerky
the omega xan🤣🤣
Just snorted 2 oxys perfect timing
@@AbandonedExplained just snorted some tina lmao
Just finished the bottle of jack and 5 grams joint perfect timing
Just injected krokodl
@@max1423 bruh
just boofed jenkem perfect timing
bet my trip begins right as goblin uploads
excellent hoot to holler ratio on this one goblin!
Calamity? Goblin? Are you sure?
This stories fire, love the killing floor two gameplay
When is someone gonna tell goblin that calamity doesn't mean what he thinks it means
Oh this gon be a hoot and a holler WHOOO
kids in highschool "im smokin gas" Lmfao
Fell asleep on the shitter😂 golden
Omg I’m telling you everyone has that special spot 😂😂😂
Best Community On TH-cam
“I can’t feel shit anymore”
*passes out on the toilet*
i got a fent detox ad for watching this vid 💀 and it had fucking Beethoven’s No. 9 yknow the generic sad piano music 💀💀💀
I saw the whole park filled with people playing Pokémon Go just 2 days ago I thought it died out but it’s still poppin😂
"could haven been 10 minutes could have been 100"...
3 Mins later
Goblin we all know ur not “too baked” during these videos 😂😂❄️ I love sober gobby 2024
bro smoking a blunt on a xan chills u out 100x more literally the percfct combo I cant even smoke a blunt without one these days
Just Sparked up, Goblin the goat, And you read the whole sentence ahahahaha
Ok
I jumper at det intro😂😂. Idk why
We’ve officially entered the goblin golden age
these titles been fuckin bangin lately
At this point he's just misusing the word 'calamite' to piss us off.
damn im here early asf but i already know its a hoot n a holler
you know they ate some damn kfc lmaoooooo
A true banger
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If you will
absolute hoot and a holler 🤣🤣🔥