"Because one of those pains gives you a baby". That doesn't sound like equivalent exchange to me lol. All that pain and you get a *_baby?_* I'd want a refund.
11:17 that is "more common" than what some people may think. When i went to China back in 2010 a group of 6 or 8 men asked our tour guide if they could take a picture with me. The gide told me they were from a rural region and had been saving money for the trip for a long time and never saw a blonde person before. They were very nice one of them made me a small portrait in like 2 mins
The person who is being woooshed might be being sarcastic *but the person woooshing might be joking* *but the person being wooshed might be lying about being sarcastic* *BUT the person woooshing might not have been joking*
1:45 Native German here. okay, I legit had to think about that one again a _second_ time after the end of the video. Without the guy complaining I wouldn't even have known what the joke was or that there's even a joke at all. Took me a bit to try sounding it out in English without my subconscious autocorrecting the pronunciation back to German. "We s*ck d*ck" Oh, ok. That one flew right over my head. Woosh.
I dont know man at least that guy actually has facts rather than going on and on about something that’s impossible and ignoring everyone that says no. I’ll trade you the nerd for the flat earther any day.
12:44 I would like to point out the quote is actually There are two rules in life. Rule number 1: Never reveal everything you know. And when I told my sister this I walked away and she said what’s the second rule she Immediately realized she was an idiot and closed the door to her room.
For the 4:28 one abt the Ouiga board, Im pretty sure theres a correct/respectful way to use it, usually in those 3am videos that ran rampant on yt in 2016-2017 where they used the boards, it was (usually) disrespectfully. So basically if you are respectful you wont get haunted. Ironic coming from the person who replied to that one comment huh
robin watches all the cool shows honestly, he even knows the camping episode! you can skip all the other spongebob episodes so long as you watch that one
5:11 I got baited by the thumbnail. I genuinely hoped that guy actually had the “🤓” emoji in their PFP, would’ve been more ironic Great videos as usual, anyways
r/wooosh was made for people who were trolled into thinking that the other person have no sense of humor and send pics of those trolls to reddit. They do not realise their screenshots is like trophy for troll who thought they are dumb. Yea I know - it don't make sense - but I'm drunk and can't speak engrish at all
5:20 I actually saw that post. Based on the other comment chains in it, OP's sister likely didn't actually build it. It seems like OP built it to farm karma.
You see, Humor is derived in these examples because explanation is given in detail where it is both unasked for and, in context, socially portrayed as the intent behind the statement given facetiously for the point of humor. In not understanding this subtlety and adding another layer of unexpected response, it too adds onto the humor. Being unfunny and not in the joke, makes it funny and puts you into the joke. Now that i've explained it, you can all thank me for adding more mirth into your lives.
7:12 if we’re going down the r/iamverysmart route already, since you lose more crumbs the more you cut, and the hypotenuse is going to be longer then the sides of the sandwich the one on the right technically has more sandwich
a dude tried to do the "you have lower IQ than my dog, therefore im right" on my face on discord in a server... in a channel... full of people, including the both of us, that are immensely into shaming people who uses the words "IQ"
I didn't watch Better Call Saul, so I didn't know that he's not in a lot of his series. But in the movies Rebecca, Harvey, Chasing Amy and Porky's II, the title characters never appear at all.
Every time i see somebody miss a joke, i dont just say "r/wooooosh" I instead just put a copy/paste of a dictionary's definition of "joke." (Heres the definition, btw) Joke definition: something said or done to provoke laughter or cause amusement, as a witticism, a short and amusing anecdote, or a prankish act.
11:55 This guy that posted this actually WAS dumb. Because in the full version someone replies with "They froze the water that was already in the bottle." And the person who posted it said "Ooooh."
Are we all just r/wooshers because we all see the joke and then in our mind we think of the explanation behind the joke so we are just wooshing ourselves
I know correcting the guy getting wooshed who makes a false statement on here is pointless, but I’m doing it anyways. Just in case some people on here don’t know. There IS gravity in space! Stop saying there’s no gravity in space, it’s one of the dumbest things you can say to try and sound smart. There’s zero G-forces in space if you’re in a free fall, but you’re in a free fall BECAUSE OF GRAVITY!
8:38 The guy who posted this to R/Woooosh is the one who got whooshed. That commenter was obviously being sarcastic with the "correction". I guess that means whoever picks the posts for EmKay got whooshed too.
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Respect to robin for biting his tongue and still recording this for us
A true hero indeed 💀
o7
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"That's impossible because there's no gravity in space."
The lack of gravity is *exactly* what makes it possible.
Plus, they were talking about the moon so there still is some gravity lol
Fun space fact: space actually does have gravity, but its called microgravity as it so weak
I just read the first comment sorry for copying I just posted before reading
Are you trying to give me an aneurysm?
there is gravity in space if there was no gravity you would be stuck in one place permanently unable to move a millimeter i think
4:40
This one wasn't even them missing a joke it's them failing to realize that people can watch things more than once
There was no joke to miss
@@mrbeech69 exactly, wooosh has just been devolved into people not understanding things instead of people not getting jokes
"Because one of those pains gives you a baby". That doesn't sound like equivalent exchange to me lol. All that pain and you get a *_baby?_* I'd want a refund.
Fetus deletus
@@SirScroatyPeniasMcCheese google translate thinks you’re speaking Latin
@@louisperry6138 the translation is still accurate tho. Perfection.
@@louisperry6138 lol
not to mention the actual money part. its so fucking expensive here in the us.
11:17 that is "more common" than what some people may think. When i went to China back in 2010 a group of 6 or 8 men asked our tour guide if they could take a picture with me. The gide told me they were from a rural region and had been saving money for the trip for a long time and never saw a blonde person before. They were very nice one of them made me a small portrait in like 2 mins
1:01 I'd just like to note that that statement completely disregards the existence of platypuses.
8:51 That impression was LITERALLY PERFECT! I loved Polar Express as a kid!
omfg i didn't hear it at first but you're right
It went right over my head when I heard it. Saw the comment, now I can't unhear it. I need sleep.
I was like omg, it’s the know-it-all kid from polar express and then he said the thing! God I laughed so hard!
AYYYYYYY ME TOO
@@christophermoore6110 I laughed real good too
8:51 I choked on my DRINK
'Wanna know what train this is?'
Know it all kid from polar express: (messes up the train fact)
"cows don't lay eggs they make milk"
The humble but deadly Platypus: 😬
Actually do your research they can’t ugh 🙄
@@RealAntixzbro its just a joke
@@whycantihaveagoodname7078 R WOOOOOOSHHHHHHHH ( hi reddit)
try harder@@RealAntixz
The person who is being woooshed might be being sarcastic
*but the person woooshing might be joking*
*but the person being wooshed might be lying about being sarcastic*
*BUT the person woooshing might not have been joking*
OMG YOU'RE RIGHT
START A RIOT
We are in a loop
We're done
Over
Gone
Reduced to my brain cells
r/woooosh
@@BigBrainGamer58 r/woooosh
Is this why we don't use the 100% of our brains?
8:37 loved the polar express quote
“Humans are the smartest species in the world”
Humans:
there is no text on the humans
wait no dang it just let me do it myself
@mattsheesh R/Woooosh
@@mattsheesh444 honor to the end
Because they are smartets
can confirm that cutting a square(sandwich) diagonally gives you more
Robin imitating the glasses kid from the polar express is a great joke
1:45 Native German here. okay, I legit had to think about that one again a _second_ time after the end of the video. Without the guy complaining I wouldn't even have known what the joke was or that there's even a joke at all. Took me a bit to try sounding it out in English without my subconscious autocorrecting the pronunciation back to German.
"We s*ck d*ck"
Oh, ok.
That one flew right over my head. Woosh.
The person who is complaining isn't even being wooooshed.
Bro I legit searched up the voice actors for The Polar Express to see if Robin was on there.. Legit voice acting pro ngl
But was he?
it was genuinely so spot on i was cackling
@@neilcicierga9818 nice nagito pfp
What do you mean?? Robin didn’t voice act in The Polar Express. Search it up 😂
(This is making fun of people getting r/woooosh’d)
8:40
Wow, Robins really good at that, he should become a voice actor
Who's gonna tell him?
@@agentnintendonate1thee2tan89 whose gonna tell you it was a joke?
@@ebenezer-scrooge chill it’s a joke
@@agentnintendonate1thee2tan89 Ohhh you done goofed up boi
Shut up, no I didn't!
0:12 the fact that the official discord moderators tweeted this is hilarious
That voice for the "Cigarettes don't have lungs" sounds so much like Mandark [sp?] from Dexter's Lab that it's almost scary lol
I thought it sounded like the nerd kid from polar express lol but yeah
9:00 bro the same guy that thinks ghandi has 0 nukes
The people who responds with scientific answers or the actual answers must be the life of the party. If a party was just them
Who gives a fuck about parties?
@@SIS3W3N aRe SlAsH wOoOoSh
@John Daniels chill the f out it was a joke
I dont know man at least that guy actually has facts rather than going on and on about something that’s impossible and ignoring everyone that says no. I’ll trade you the nerd for the flat earther any day.
well, actually, its not technically a party if its only 1 person
2:01 After some ‘thorough’ google translate that means “We are looking for you!” Which out of context could arguably be worse
12:44 I would like to point out the quote is actually
There are two rules in life.
Rule number 1: Never reveal everything you know.
And when I told my sister this I walked away and she said what’s the second rule she Immediately realized she was an idiot and closed the door to her room.
For the 4:28 one abt the Ouiga board, Im pretty sure theres a correct/respectful way to use it, usually in those 3am videos that ran rampant on yt in 2016-2017 where they used the boards, it was (usually) disrespectfully. So basically if you are respectful you wont get haunted. Ironic coming from the person who replied to that one comment huh
Okay, but that February 29th joke was kind of genius though.
IT WAS, I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD AT IT
robin watches all the cool shows honestly, he even knows the camping episode! you can skip all the other spongebob episodes so long as you watch that one
11:07 I went to Taiwan when I was 8 and had blonde hair blue eyes, every single HS girl wanted a selfie
11:26
Well, you're right about one thing...
0:46 just wait till this guy figures out what a platypus is.
5:11 I got baited by the thumbnail. I genuinely hoped that guy actually had the “🤓” emoji in their PFP, would’ve been more ironic
Great videos as usual, anyways
🤓
@@pretty-much-a-coder thanks for the compliment
bro the polar express kid impression was spot on!
8:21 very caveman-like conversation
The funniest entries for this subreddit are those insulting the joke commenter, the irony never gets old
I feel like I'm the real life "Hey, do you know what kind of train this is" kid.
When your currently watching better call saul-
Saul being called a law abiding citizen is a best thing I've heard
r/wooosh was made for people who were trolled into thinking that the other person have no sense of humor and send pics of those trolls to reddit. They do not realise their screenshots is like trophy for troll who thought they are dumb. Yea I know - it don't make sense - but I'm drunk and can't speak engrish at all
I know how that feels, I’m Irish, so I’m 25% drunk 24/7.
10:52 Mr east lol
5:20 I actually saw that post. Based on the other comment chains in it, OP's sister likely didn't actually build it. It seems like OP built it to farm karma.
Robin's nerdy kid from the polar express voice is amazing.
2:28 Respect to this guy for using 100% of his brain
Why not the 30th Feb 30 doesn't exist
@@therealelement75what
Don’t forget that Spongebob wears arm floaties in the pool because he can’t swim. You can’t tell me Spongebob isn’t the most logical show ever.
That polar express quote caught me off guard! XD
I like watching woooosh to help me remember that there are people dumber than I
Now I feel like if I was the smartest person on Earth. Thanks Robin.
0:20 that’s a lot of degree ice cubes.
0:30 it was real, obviously he was just making a zombie XP farm
"u have three wishes"
"i wish every single human being on earth can understand jokes"
"mate, u just saved the world"
You see, Humor is derived in these examples because explanation is given in detail where it is both unasked for and, in context, socially portrayed as the intent behind the statement given facetiously for the point of humor. In not understanding this subtlety and adding another layer of unexpected response, it too adds onto the humor.
Being unfunny and not in the joke, makes it funny and puts you into the joke.
Now that i've explained it, you can all thank me for adding more mirth into your lives.
7:12 if we’re going down the r/iamverysmart route already, since you lose more crumbs the more you cut, and the hypotenuse is going to be longer then the sides of the sandwich the one on the right technically has more sandwich
Good point actually
*than
@@SIS3W3N r/woooosh
12:06 made me spat out air. I almost suffocated laughing
a dude tried to do the "you have lower IQ than my dog, therefore im right" on my face on discord
in a server... in a channel... full of people, including the both of us, that are immensely into shaming people who uses the words "IQ"
Ooooof..
1:00 more like the milk fertelizes the eggs
Another day of robin lying about his height.
At 4:33 I was like dude you know that it’s just a joke right RIGHT
I didn't watch Better Call Saul, so I didn't know that he's not in a lot of his series. But in the movies Rebecca, Harvey, Chasing Amy and Porky's II, the title characters never appear at all.
I just find it hilarious when you see people just forget to switch accounts.
I agree. That is funny.
*Patiently waiting for someone to get wooooshed the F up*
@@Dranlia Bro forgot to change accounts💀
@LucaTheMeme Ikr, it's so dumb smh
@@LucaTheMemeLol
0:16 "no it's called mario kart"
"Honestly, who would talk to Rhianna like that?"
Chris Brown.
Yo I'm in the thumbnail, thanks for the shoutout guy's
Every time i see somebody miss a joke, i dont just say "r/wooooosh"
I instead just put a copy/paste of a dictionary's definition of "joke." (Heres the definition, btw)
Joke definition: something said or done to provoke laughter or cause amusement, as a witticism, a short and amusing anecdote, or a prankish act.
6:56 I can see how eating it diagonally gives you a more proportional sandwich. You also take smaller bites when doing so.
8:51 you have no idea how many times people at my school said I look like that kid, I can even sound like him!
0:49 PLOT TWIST THE COWS HAVE LIQUID EGGS
8:50 THAT VOICE WAS PERFECT BRAVO TO YOU!!!
9:34
H u m m e r b o a r d
I love when they say “your so dumb”
8:43 sounds alot like Mandark from Dexter's Laboratory. *chefs kiss* perfection.
0:46
That person has obviously never set foot in Australia either because emu eggs are deep green.
0:47 Those are horse eggs💀
No those are pig eggs
Nah these are lion eggs
7:57 "um actually 🤓🤓🤓 that's not the flag of Quebec *fixes glasses* but the flag of Martinique ̈̈̈̈̈̈̈̈̈̈̈̈̈̈̈̈̈̈̈̈̈̈̈ "
-🤓 also known as me
Spongebob logic was more realistic in first seasons...
11:55 This guy that posted this actually WAS dumb. Because in the full version someone replies with "They froze the water that was already in the bottle." And the person who posted it said "Ooooh."
The soldier in camo one I would’ve responded with “bro what? You’re a ghost whisperer cause I can’t see anything there!”
10:21 the character on the profile picture is Monika from the 2017 psychological horror videogame "Doki Doki Literature Club"
Seriously tho have I just w oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo ooooooooesh myself?
4:34 Plot twist: they're the ones doing the haunting
0:50 the cow eggs killed me
I just like that there's an entire subreddit for missing the joke
"People are so dumb, i'm smart because i let a joke fly over my head"
I sense woman repellant
My favorite thing is to say something that seems like a woosh when i actually understood the joke so i can woosh them back.
those guys were full-brained to see a horse face and a seal
That happened to my 6'4" uncle when he visited China. They really did ask for photos with him.
0:28 lmfao I actually saw that one happen in the comments of that video
8:02 I saw a donkey and a seal.
Same
Same
“the cows come out of the milk” no wonder your bones get so strong
Are we all just r/wooshers because we all see the joke and then in our mind we think of the explanation behind the joke so we are just wooshing ourselves
See...these are the types of people that make thanos seem like he had a good idea
Hey, this Emkay narrator should be a TH-camr
He already is! 🤦♂️ SMH.
Fr
@@landonlozano6161 r/wooosh
I choose to believe that the comments above are 100% organic.
What about the rest of the narrators?
That Subreddit should be called "r/snortofdisbelief". You know, that sigh you let out when hearing this
Bro pulled the full mandark voice and killed me
10:10, the guy really got wooosh'd and gave the wrong explanation
I know correcting the guy getting wooshed who makes a false statement on here is pointless, but I’m doing it anyways. Just in case some people on here don’t know.
There IS gravity in space! Stop saying there’s no gravity in space, it’s one of the dumbest things you can say to try and sound smart. There’s zero G-forces in space if you’re in a free fall, but you’re in a free fall BECAUSE OF GRAVITY!
person: makes a sarcastic statement
these people: *um, actually..*
Facebook wooshes shouldn't count because 99% of people are 50 and don't know what satire means. Getting content from there is too easy
The art of sarcasm...lost to the internet.
To be fair, if you've recently been bombarded with actual idiocy, it can be difficult to tell when someone is faking it.
11:53 if he was able to throw the rock outa the moons gravitational pull it could very slowly fall to Earth and set the record lol
"The milk turns into a cow? " well, thats how humans make babies!
When my doctor diagnoses me with dementia but I don’t remember asking
8:38 The guy who posted this to R/Woooosh is the one who got whooshed. That commenter was obviously being sarcastic with the "correction". I guess that means whoever picks the posts for EmKay got whooshed too.
0:05 I stopped the video to listen to that for the first time in forever! :)
8:54 man Gandhi be spittin bars