@@JonathanGrahamVideo "Yeah, hey like this is Jordan and ... well, a couple of us took some acid and shit and I'm trippin' my fucking balls off right now so I can't make it in today, alright?" 😄🤣😝🤪
@@ricchiemac3829 who are YOU to judge ME??.... who TF are you!!! man stfub i can reply with whatever i want, like now. Jealousy? Man direct your bs comments to someone else trying to preach about fb comments. Gtfoh with that, i detect bordem Ricchie. Lol smh. Go assume elsewhere ....
He should've been like oh sorry. I'm horrible with names. Especially being new. But it's not just that, I thought my mgr was someone else. I mean, I'm pretty sure I've heard of ur name I just don't think I've seen u around? & I know I've seen this already. But I can't be the only person who low key avoids everyone? Sorry world I'm just way to introverted for anything & I don't really want to add any more unnecessary vibes to my already crazy life. Just know I mean well, & that's all that should count. Also also that I'm just a human. Not a robot!
The delivery in every sentence was just perfect. Unapologetic, kinda childish and sluggish but still very quick to respond. The lady was hella confused by how real he sounded.
I have had bosses who enjoyed telling me they were my boss. They knew I was smarter than they, so it was weird for me to see them flex the "you know I'm your boss right?" I have a difficult time dealing with ego's, it's just completely unnecessary in daily life. Let your own actions speak for you instead of a ridiculous projection.
She may have meant a free day, not that he was actually sick. It is commonly used to ask for a sick day when you want a free day. They're the same as long as you're not actually sick
She told him he was too new to use a sick day as an excuse for not showing up since he had already told her he was going fishing. If he was actually sick, that’s another story, but she said within the store’s guidelines that it will be an unapproved absence since there was no good reason to have a sick day
I went to a huge party/BBQ one Sunday night ..we all ate (and drank) WAY too much and one of my mates there said he was gonna call in just like this the next day and say "I can't come in to work today. I'm full up." Best lame excuse EVER! ;)
Si Hopebgood we were short at work once so they called my friend to come in early. So he told them he has to ask his wife if he can come in early, then called then back and said I’m sick my wife said I can’t come in at all 😆
There obviously is one. Dude that's a dick move. As soon as she saw my name and I didn't work in that department, I would have hung up. You're putting someone job reputation at risk for a prank call LUL
It’s 2024, this video is 8.5 years old, and YT recommended it. 🤷🏻♀️ And now, after watching it, I only wish that this guy had more videos cuz that was freaking hilarious. Dude didn’t break character or skip a beat for one second.😂
You know she got off the phone and went and told everyone she knew about the call she just had. Imagine how dumb she felt when she went to find out If Jordan showed up for work o my to find out there is no Jordan. 🤣
@@amoryblaine3292 To be fair if you live in a place like LA or Seattle where all you hear is "Do you have sthoy milk?" all day, this would sound pretty normal to you.
No I still don't like pranks, even this one because what he's doing right now is stopping that woman from doing whatever other job she could be doing, she could be doing computer work or whatever but he is now taking time out of her day with his bull crap
@@miami2881so you don't think that this is harassing someone, someone is literally at work right now, trying to provide for their life and this guy is interrupting her work production at this very moment.
i mean it was great practise and I'm sure her employer would be happy with how she handled the situation. It's just retail....not like he pranked a hospital.
Yeah she sort of reveals that there’s no tangible consequence for missing the shift except that it won’t look good. If this were a real job, she would need the employee much more than he needs to enjoy fishing
@@ggssssssss She does though. She literally said she doesn't know anyone by that name. She just didn't assume he was lying to her so she gave him the benefit of the doubt and assumed that maybe she forgot.
The YT algo has blessed me on this day. These are the types of videos that were all over YT back when it was more community driven rather than corporate monetization.
Probably got to work like "WHERE IS JORDAN, DID HE SHOW UP FOR HIS SHIFT?" Co-Worker: "We don't have a Jordan that works in our department ma'am" I totally feel bad for the guy who had to explain it to her lol
This is the voice of a woman who loves the small amount of power she has. Not to mention the fact that she's a leader and yet she doesn't know who her employees are 😂
So epic I have no words. She was probably WAITING for this “Jordan” to show up to work. I would love to see how much digging she did to find out there was no Jordan. This was priceless.
if it was my boss, who is "manager" but doesnt give a sh* because there are other buisnesses like mine under his "guidance" he would do probably nothing XD we are 6 people, i have 5 employed and he cant even remember the names of them, im surprised he knows who i am. And he is not like a very old person, he is in his 40s i believe.
I called today to let them know that I won’t be able to come in tomorrow cause of my moms birthday.She said she will tell my manager but it’s not guaranteed.What does that mean? Also I messaged my other manager and she said to contact one of the mangers on duty and that I had to put it in two weeks in advance which I already did.It still got declined and I have been closing for these past 4 weekends and the other two team members that work at my section in the store got it approved like it’s not fair.So I dont know if I should show up tomorrow or not?
@@worshipkpopwithyourheartan524 If I were you, I would ask myself, is it worth standing up for myself and not showing up if I got fired? Because they might not fire you, idk, depends on where you work. If it were me, and I decided that it was worth standing up for myself and not going in, then I would at least warn them and say that I will not be there because my mom’s birthday is more important. But you said you did that, so honestly I think you did the right thing. Don’t let yourself get pushed around by anybody, especially your job. Idk how much they pay you or what this job is worth to you, but I don’t think any job is worth being disrespected to where they can’t honor your personal life outside work. Generally speaking.
@@FireFeather214 I agree 100%.For me I work at a store and make smoothies.Those people can live if I’m not there.Plus there are also other team members that can make smoothies too.if not they can just close the smoothie section.i get paid like $13 I think Im not sure 🤔.Plus if they do fire me because of this then maybe I should get a new job that will understand
You know she planned her whole day around meeting this Jordan face to face. I bet she even wrote out a whole speech and practiced saying it in front of a mirror.
To be fair, it sounds like he's calling a Walmart. Those stores are known for extremely high turnovers and they're constantly hiring new people every month.
@@sponish0 in the entire store yes but she is assistant manager of just electronics. So she has maybe 5 people working under her. She should know their names
Eh, most employers will give you a little leeway when you're new, it's only a problem once it becomes a pattern. She's a manager it's her job to try and get people to come in, and he even told her it was just to go fishing.
@@rewardilicious Most employers will be lenient and cut you a day if you're actually sick, as long as it doesn't become a pattern. Not the case here. But "America bad".
I love how proud and confident she is to say “I’m the manager in-charge of you” but has no clue who Jordan even is. Legend says Sylvia still keeps notes in her book of written disciplines on Jordan.
I mean it sounds like Walmart or some or department store, when you’re a manager in those places you come across a lot ppl like this. She probably just use to it
Plot twist: there is actually a Jordan that did start last week but shows up for his shift… Her: “I’m glad you made the right decision!” Jordan: …thank you?
Like around 3 or 4 Depends on your work ethics and if they like you. I was actually late to my 1st official day of work 25 minutes because att I didn't know where to park for free of charge without getting a ticket and the HR just gave me a verbal warning and explain to her that my car was having issues also which was true and after that she was my friend
I’m just picturing the manager the next day at work trying to find Jordan’s records to give him a write up and becoming increasingly frustrated the longer she tries to figure it why there’s no records.
@@anthony1289 big companies it's not that easy. They have to go through different levels of discipline, which explains why so many horrible workers are allowed to stay fir so long.
I can only imagine how frustrated she was that day. 😂 Probably couldn't wait for Jordan to show up so she could tear into him for his fishing trip. 😂🤣😆
That lady is going to be soooo confused when she checks the schedule and he isn't listed on the schedule or at work. She is probably going to take 2-3 days to figure out wth is happening lmaooo
@@ratherbefishin1992 I called today to let them know that I won’t be able to come in tomorrow cause of my moms birthday.She said she will tell my manager but it’s not guaranteed.What does that mean? Also I messaged my other manager and she said to contact one of the mangers on duty and that I had to put it in two weeks in advance which I already did.It still got declined and I have been closing for these past 4 weekends and the other two team members that work at my section in the store got it approved like it’s not fair.So I dont know if I should show up tomorrow or not?
@@frijoleswithbeanss so are you saying is good to prank call your job? Hes literally saying hes not going to work cause the day is too good to waste. How you think the boss are going to react? I know is a prank call, but the reaction is correct...
@@frijoleswithbeanss "ppl like that are looking for a reason to get pissed off" At no point did I say in my answer that we shouldn't laugh at this, but that the boss's reaction is justified. IT'S A JOB.
JAV Ehh, then again, do you have any idea how many people work at Walmart. She obviously knows who works there but if there’s a lot of people in each training group I doubt she’ll know all of them right off the bat. Her voice sounds pretentious but in reality you really can’t blame her reaction. That’s how any competent manager would react...
@@johnnycrenshaw9438 Am a manager in retail and I promise you I spend time learning my crew. Her attitude was totally inappropriate for someone in leadership. She should have checked the schedule for him and that would have been the end of it.
Kyle A So you memorize all 200 of your employees names the day you meet them? My God superman you're fucking incredible. You seem a little slow here buddy but most wallmarts have a shit ton of employees, lots of who never even meet each other. I mean arrogant and stupid do you have to be to me upset a lady oesnt remeber a fake person that she never met? How is she going to learn the name of someone that doesn't exist?
@@dmoneyswagg64 I know all 150 pokemon, people making me bucks instead of costing me money is more important, unless I didn't value them, like say the 500 other new pokemon.
She sounded down to earth. Directly told him that if she did NOT have that much authority as assistant manager, and that he should ask someone else in management if he wants excuse. Get your head out of your ass and listen.
0:39 wtf is that weird job where you cant call in sick just because its your first week, are you supposed to have some immunity to sickness on first week or what
@Ryan Greenberg In my country because of COVID if you are sick then you stay home and get a test, no such thing as "too new". You can even apply for a wage subsidy to cover you untill you are well enough to return.
@Travis Smith Leave me out of it...why are you calling ME a weirdo ? I don't care what country it is....whatever country? be it Canada or whatever...they are putting profit before people. I only commented on what the situation is like in NZ, you wouldn't get away with that attitude in NZ now because of covid...they would most likely be fined. No such thing as being TOO NEW.... I mean I know it was a set up and just for jokes and all...but the woman on the end of the phone didn't know that. Yes going fishing isnt a good enough reason, but if the caller said they were SICK, then that should be respected...especially if they had covid symptoms. Right?
In all fairness he handed her the loaded gun to fire at him. He wasn't even sick and told her he wanted to go fishing. So yea the full disciplinarian manager is going to come out.
@@8JFJK8 The only reason she didn't was corporate has a standard procedure for firing. A written warning is the first step in that process. They have to get all their ducks in a row and documented so they can protect themselves from wrongful termination lawsuits.
@@8JFJK8 of course she is a manager. But she could be a department manager, support manager, Co manager, store manager, etc. but asst. managers have a certain something to prove at every Walmart
I called today to let them know that I won’t be able to come in tomorrow cause of my moms birthday.She said she will tell my manager but it’s not guaranteed.What does that mean? Also I messaged my other manager and she said to contact one of the mangers on duty and that I had to put it in two weeks in advance which I already did.It still got declined and I have been closing for these past 4 weekends and the other two team members that work at my section in the store got it approved like it’s not fair.So I dont know if I should show up tomorrow or not?
@Worshipkpopwith yourheartandsoul In the future if you need that day off just say you're sick, they can't ask the reason. However, if they already know it's a personal day then you can get in trouble for it. They already know you want that day for your mom's birthday so they'll be able to connect the dots. A family issue came up, I'm having car trouble, those work too.
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I once called in sick and the lady rudely told me over the phone that I wasn’t sick so I asked her if she had a degree in medical telepathy. She exploded and went on a total rage, it made me laugh so hard over the phone that I ended the call thanking her for curing me telepathically. She really did.
Whenever I have to call in sick for work they're always like "yeah okay feel better" and hang up before I can even finish talking. I do work in a hospital tho so they probably take it more seriously.
@J J K I just want you to know you’re loved brother. Everyday is a new day, repent and turn to Jesus Christ our lord and savior 🙏🏼 John 3:16 For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.
I like how the manager actually felt more powerful when she realized he was her subordinate, instead of feeling completely ashamed she doesn't even know who her subordinates are.
Sounds like have a lot of new staff all the time and its clearly a shift environment so in a superstore it is entirely feasible that after only 1 week you have someone you have not met. Not a small office where everyone does a 9 to 5
@@thevulture5750 I don't see what part was passive aggressive. She plainly stated her position. And it is completely understandable that someone would become annoyed upon learning that they're stuck with responsibility for such a colossal idiot. I think she was pretty polite under the circumstances.
He does the perfect incompetent employee voice.
Facts
So a Californian voice? 😂
Dead on!🤣🤣
@@JonathanGrahamVideo "Yeah, hey like this is Jordan and ... well, a couple of us took some acid and shit and I'm trippin' my fucking balls off right now so I can't make it in today, alright?" 😄🤣😝🤪
Yet those guys get paid above 25 bucks 😓😪
100% she was asking everyone that day “ have you seen Jordan” lol too funny
Man I wish I could've witnessed it 🤣
*random obligatory comment for exposure hi everyone*
ya and like jordan who?
I would have asked for the time I was supposed to be in.
Jordan from electronics had a bad day at work that day.
He has the perfect voice to pull off a prank like this.
For real. He has just the right amount of sounding baked and sounding whiny.
Yes that annoying ass valley voice lol. Whoever made up that accent should eat boiling hot soup immediately off the stove.. smh.
@@doubler713 who am I to judge u? But it seems u have a bit of jealousy in your heart there.. Try putting a little positivity out there instead my g
@@ricchiemac3829 who are YOU to judge ME??.... who TF are you!!! man stfub i can reply with whatever i want, like now. Jealousy? Man direct your bs comments to someone else trying to preach about fb comments. Gtfoh with that, i detect bordem Ricchie. Lol smh. Go assume elsewhere ....
@@ricchiemac3829 nigga please.... gtfoh
she’s such a good manager that she doesn’t even know Jordan is one of the people she is in charge of 😂😂😂
He should've been like oh sorry. I'm horrible with names. Especially being new. But it's not just that, I thought my mgr was someone else. I mean, I'm pretty sure I've heard of ur name
I just don't think I've seen u around? & I know I've seen this already. But I can't be the only person who low key avoids everyone? Sorry world I'm just way to introverted for anything & I don't really want to add any more unnecessary vibes to my already crazy life. Just know I mean well, & that's all that should count. Also also that I'm just a human. Not a robot!
@@ahhwe-any7434 u good bro?
I was sometimes in charge of 200 people in the Air Force. I certainly didn't learn all their names in a week. That would take 9 or 10 days.
@@kolasomhow do u even get to that lvl of position im almost 36 with dead end job im bored to death
@@ahhwe-any7434bro what
My manager was so mad at me that day
Jordan Hahaha
That had to suck Jordan from Electronics.XD
Jordan wait really?!
Shadow Slayer yes it was insane!
Jordan but how do I know you're not lying?
I swear every single manager has that same voice and personality
It’s called responsibility
Mine is the opposite luckily
Its the forced controlled rage yet hating being in charge of people yet needing to because you tryna get that money and level up
That’s probably how they got the position in the first place
In their hearts- yes. Thats what capitalism sounds like 😂😂😂
He should’ve finished with “What do I tell the boys?"
Lmfaooooo 😂😂😂
Yes 🤣🤣🤣 that would be hilarious
This was hilarious. I wish someone would do this to target.
Fr tho 😂
More like "What do I tell my girls?"
This is my favorite prank call of all time. Perfectly executed, entirely harmless, endlessly quotable. A masterpiece
My favorite prank call is this one & Jack Vale’s craigslist lawnmower prank.
"First level disciplinary"
"How many of those do i get"
These responses were awesome
Usually 3 or 5.
@@azuaraikrezeul1677 nice i have atleast 2 more
Verbal warning
Written warning
Final warning
Then cheers
I KNEW she wasn't gonna be able to answer that lolol she's just pissed that this guy's never gonna get fired and will be all her responsibility
So, i wonder if he keeps phoning and she eventually sacks him.... could he sue for unfair dismissal.... or be entitled to a pay out.
The delivery in every sentence was just perfect. Unapologetic, kinda childish and sluggish but still very quick to respond. The lady was hella confused by how real he sounded.
Next step, the Hooman routine. Bring a superfancy sports car ---- she goes "Heyyyyyyyy, is _that your_ carrrrr? purrrrrrr
Yeah he’s a total pro lol
@@mtlicq what?
Well-said.
@@smollerss5229 This mf is a cat pretending to be a person. Just ignore it.
First time an employee actually got fired that wasn't even hired yet.
First time ever an employee is unemployed without even being employed lol
He definitely was expected to make his shift. Sounds employed to me
He should have showed up, she probably would have put him to work then automatically had to pay him for what he worked, whether he was employed or not
Like that Seinfeld episode where Kramer gets fired even tho he wasn't employed there lol
@@madhash83 oh so your my associate. I'm the manager in charge of you. I knew that but didnt know that.
You can hear how much joy she takes in telling him she is his boss, typical jobsworth
Adding to that, the fact she doesn't go "I don't have a Jordan that works in my department" shows how little she values her employees too
@@jamesclark5058You both are pathetic.
Typical **female** boss. They love reminding men who's in charge, often for no reason. Good old chip on that shoulder. 🥰
I have had bosses who enjoyed telling me they were my boss.
They knew I was smarter than they, so it was weird for me to see them flex the "you know I'm your boss right?"
I have a difficult time dealing with ego's, it's just completely unnecessary in daily life. Let your own actions speak for you instead of a ridiculous projection.
@@jackwray01you tool lmao. Go back to watching andrew tate you pathetic insecure little incel boy.
Plot twist: that woman was pretending to be a manager that day.
Dylan Gasser HAHA!
Lmao
Lol probably.
Omg hahahah
Hahahaha perfect
Four years later she's still looking for Jordan in Electronics.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
she totally had a mom voice.
I wonder if Jordan caught any fish🎣
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
@@geometricart7851 Dude LOL WTF is mom voice.
Jordan followed his dreams and went fishing. He got a job on deadliest catch, And operates his own fishing boat. Became a multi millionaire.
Luke NoFluke 😂
@@JukinGamingClan oh fuck this took a turn
And took the day off to go to the electronics store
You win the internet sir!
what is this ?? forrest gump movie :D ??
Pretty sure I've watched this video once every couple of years for like 7 years and I just wish this dude did more
Same dude its an old classic. This lady is all in her head about how serious it all is and its all just a prank call lmao
so you’ve watched it 3 times?
@@RC.13 Sounds like a good ballpark number I guess maybe 4
Same 🎉@@kileNoe
Same
'Too new for a sick day' as if humans can choose when to be sick.
Yeah thats the love of this fucked up society
Leezo Drummondo Same old corporate bullshit
She may have meant a free day, not that he was actually sick. It is commonly used to ask for a sick day when you want a free day. They're the same as long as you're not actually sick
She told him he was too new to use a sick day as an excuse for not showing up since he had already told her he was going fishing. If he was actually sick, that’s another story, but she said within the store’s guidelines that it will be an unapproved absence since there was no good reason to have a sick day
Kind of what I'm thinking
“so i can’t go fishing”
what a legend
I went to a huge party/BBQ one Sunday night ..we all ate (and drank) WAY too much and one of my mates there said he was gonna call in just like this the next day and say "I can't come in to work today. I'm full up." Best lame excuse EVER! ;)
Its like its his mom😂
Si Hopebgood we were short at work once so they called my friend to come in early. So he told them he has to ask his wife if he can come in early, then called then back and said I’m sick my wife said I can’t come in at all 😆
*random obligatory comment for exposure hi everyone*
1:38 LoL
I feel bad for the Jordan who actually started last week
Same here 😂😂
@hatter00 he's joking lol
Plot twist, Jordan "WHO TOLD THEM I WAS GOING FISHING THO?"
@hatter00 ikr
There obviously is one. Dude that's a dick move. As soon as she saw my name and I didn't work in that department, I would have hung up. You're putting someone job reputation at risk for a prank call LUL
It’s 2024, this video is 8.5 years old, and YT recommended it. 🤷🏻♀️ And now, after watching it, I only wish that this guy had more videos cuz that was freaking hilarious. Dude didn’t break character or skip a beat for one second.😂
"Jordan. You're not looking very good to me right now."
"Well I look good, I just don't sound good."
😂😂
That was awesome!! Lol
You know she got off the phone and went and told everyone she knew about the call she just had. Imagine how dumb she felt when she went to find out If Jordan showed up for work o my to find out there is no Jordan. 🤣
Hahahaha well played
“Well I look good”, that was the highlight, hilarious.
Lmaooo! Funniest line from this video.
“Uhhh electronics”
“Oh so you’re MY associate at that”
He doesnt even work there and i felt that
Like nails on a chalkboard.
I hate her voice
Right. She automatically switched to a different tone when she heard that. Like "Ohhh, you're one of MY peasants?!?"
@@KikaKunt i just choked on my own spit when i got to peasants lol i could hear u saying it in my head. Extremely accurate translation btw.
@@KikaKunt To top it off, she turned to scaring tactics. She deserved that prank call.
His "whiny useless employee voice" is spot on
He sounds completely normal
@@amoryblaine3292 I’ve got bad news for you buddy 😢
@@amoryblaine3292 To be fair if you live in a place like LA or Seattle where all you hear is "Do you have sthoy milk?" all day, this would sound pretty normal to you.
@@amoryblaine3292 whaaaa???
@@PinkManGuy You think this is an American west coast accent? What are you, stupid?
Tbh, i dont usually like pranks. But this had me dying. You played it so perfectly. Legit one of the funniest TH-cam videos
A good prank because it’s harmless. Too many “pranks” are actually just harassing people.
No I still don't like pranks, even this one because what he's doing right now is stopping that woman from doing whatever other job she could be doing, she could be doing computer work or whatever but he is now taking time out of her day with his bull crap
@@miami2881so you don't think that this is harassing someone, someone is literally at work right now, trying to provide for their life and this guy is interrupting her work production at this very moment.
i mean it was great practise and I'm sure her employer would be happy with how she handled the situation. It's just retail....not like he pranked a hospital.
Real. He’s just being a goober.
Actual employee named Jordan walks in tomorrow:
Manager: "Could you step into my office real quick"
Lol, he gets fired and as he leaves the building he screams towards the sky "This other Jordan guy keeps ruining my life!!!"
Imagine how freaking confused you would be
"And stop pretending to have an accent and deeper voice! You were very much American when I talked to you on the phone yesterday!"
When your name is actually Jordan
*pornhub theme plays*
Some poor dude named Jordan is gonna catch so much shit.
1.2k likes and no comments...
I know, right? Then suddenly 2 years later this is happening! :)
Here we go ya'll
Woot woot
Today is gonna be the day that they're gonna throw it back to you
She gonna be like, “has Jordan shown up yet” to her associates and they all gonna be, “who’s Jordan?”
What if there's a Jordan who has no idea his manager is pissed off at him
@@IrtiqaAhmad can I get an “F” for Jordan who is gonna get nagged on by his coach from Electronics?
cue X Files theme song...
@@jacobjude6319 F*** Jordan
I would have used a Deez-Nuts'able fake name for an absolute combo
bro she is POWERTRIPPIN with that whole part about being in charge of him 😂
Yeah she sort of reveals that there’s no tangible consequence for missing the shift except that it won’t look good. If this were a real job, she would need the employee much more than he needs to enjoy fishing
@@grammapoliceevery job is a real job tho…
@@camthomas8505 yes of course, on principle, but the premise of this is that he does not have a real job at this store.
She sounds like a disappointed mother trying to talk to her son about the importance of responsibility. 😂
Believe me, she's not a mother.
@@problematic7993 this nigga
@@problematic7993 She def sounds like a mom lmao. She wasn't mean just direct. No you can't skip work to go fucking fishing XD LOL
Ironic considering she doesn’t even know her employees lol
@@ggssssssss She does though. She literally said she doesn't know anyone by that name. She just didn't assume he was lying to her so she gave him the benefit of the doubt and assumed that maybe she forgot.
Manager: Did Jordan show up today?
Electrical dept: Who?
Manager: That little shit!
Lol. Underrated comment man!
Hahaha!
😂😂 even more pissed off walking away
The real Jordan employee turns up and gets roasted
@@nal870 Would be funnier if he didn’t call the electronics department electrical….
She was mad because she wasn't invited to go fishing with him
It’s because she’s not with THE BOIS!
k
Sounds bout right
Hill
why do i see you everywhere
The YT algo has blessed me on this day. These are the types of videos that were all over YT back when it was more community driven rather than corporate monetization.
Factsss
My favorite part is that she probably looked for Jordan all day 😂
I would love to be there when she learns she got punked. 😆😆
Probably got to work like "WHERE IS JORDAN, DID HE SHOW UP FOR HIS SHIFT?"
Co-Worker: "We don't have a Jordan that works in our department ma'am"
I totally feel bad for the guy who had to explain it to her lol
@@chaoswatcher2215 Imagine they DO have a Jordan, just not the right one :D he's in trouble now
@@nicobe8732 lmfao!
😅
“So I can’t go fishing.”
No. You need to come in for your shift
He sounded so disappointed.
Ya man
Made me lool
The fucking perfect inflection in his voice 😂😂😂 it’s like a little kid. “So I can’t get the playstation...?”
Lol what a lucky guess that he said "electronics"
he knew who he was calling...
lol its fake
He's the one who called the store I'm sure he knows it has an electronics lol
Mo 2k I love your profile picture
Thomas Wilkerson meaning that she is over electronics specifically
This is the voice of a woman who loves the small amount of power she has. Not to mention the fact that she's a leader and yet she doesn't know who her employees are 😂
It probably fills her with such contempt to be forced to say ASSISTANT manager when she brags about her success at her book club meetings.
"I don't want to give up the job because its good bread for me" lmao
weird.. i dont remember posting this
Lol!
Jimbo LMAO
@@James-jv4ue hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
@@cremtor5640 which Jimbo are you laughing your ass off at? I'm confused🤔
So epic I have no words. She was probably WAITING for this “Jordan” to show up to work. I would love to see how much digging she did to find out there was no Jordan. This was priceless.
if it was my boss, who is "manager" but doesnt give a sh* because there are other buisnesses like mine under his "guidance" he would do probably nothing XD we are 6 people, i have 5 employed and he cant even remember the names of them, im surprised he knows who i am. And he is not like a very old person, he is in his 40s i believe.
I kinda feel bad if there actually is a Jordan.
I called today to let them know that I won’t be able to come in tomorrow cause of my moms birthday.She said she will tell my manager but it’s not guaranteed.What does that mean? Also I messaged my other manager and she said to contact one of the mangers on duty and that I had to put it in two weeks in advance which I already did.It still got declined and I have been closing for these past 4 weekends and the other two team members that work at my section in the store got it approved like it’s not fair.So I dont know if I should show up tomorrow or not?
@@worshipkpopwithyourheartan524 If I were you, I would ask myself, is it worth standing up for myself and not showing up if I got fired? Because they might not fire you, idk, depends on where you work. If it were me, and I decided that it was worth standing up for myself and not going in, then I would at least warn them and say that I will not be there because my mom’s birthday is more important. But you said you did that, so honestly I think you did the right thing. Don’t let yourself get pushed around by anybody, especially your job.
Idk how much they pay you or what this job is worth to you, but I don’t think any job is worth being disrespected to where they can’t honor your personal life outside work. Generally speaking.
@@FireFeather214 I agree 100%.For me I work at a store and make smoothies.Those people can live if I’m not there.Plus there are also other team members that can make smoothies too.if not they can just close the smoothie section.i get paid like $13 I think Im not sure 🤔.Plus if they do fire me because of this then maybe I should get a new job that will understand
She shoulda just did him one. For the boys.
Saturday is for the boys
Especially since its good 🍞
Yea wtf
ferda
Ferda!
“Too new for a sick day”….what a insane statement especially if you are legit sick
Your immune system should be in line with our schedule..
Yeah that’s nuts
You know she planned her whole day around meeting this Jordan face to face. I bet she even wrote out a whole speech and practiced saying it in front of a mirror.
I sure hope there wasn't a Jordan that started last week!
The other employees under her probably got that speech and they're all wondering who tf is Jordan?
Manager sounded like a guy to me.
In her parents bathroom mirror
@@Borb_3 Who gives a shit?
“I’m the one in charge of you!”
*Doesn’t know there isn’t a new employee named Jordan.*
To be fair, it sounds like he's calling a Walmart. Those stores are known for extremely high turnovers and they're constantly hiring new people every month.
If she has like 100 people working underneath her she’s not gonna know them all by name especially in retail turnover rates are high
Lmfao
Im in charge of you....Manager's name must be Karen.
@@sponish0 in the entire store yes but she is assistant manager of just electronics. So she has maybe 5 people working under her. She should know their names
"Well, I look good. I just don't sound good." Classic Jordan
what can I say, I'm a savage
Jordan Pardue Oh Jordan.
+Trap Music NOW. Hahaha, I lost it at that. Way too funny for me.
Trap Music Now. Best line of the whole video!!!😂
Classic Jordan. Funniest shit I read all day. And it’s late
"You're too new for a sick day" is wild 💀
Eh, most employers will give you a little leeway when you're new, it's only a problem once it becomes a pattern. She's a manager it's her job to try and get people to come in, and he even told her it was just to go fishing.
He literally said he’s going fishing.
You accrue sick days, I can tell you've never worked a day n your lifie.
@@rewardilicious Most employers will be lenient and cut you a day if you're actually sick, as long as it doesn't become a pattern.
Not the case here. But "America bad".
@@rewardilicious Tell me you're american without telling me you're american
“Okay guys, we’re gonna be short staffed today, Jordan called in 🙄”
“Jordan? Who’s Jordan?”
Whose Jordan? I dunno. Some dude that works in Electronics. He likes to go fishing.
Michael Jordan
LOL
Jordan Belfort
Jordaddy
His voice just made it all the better. That's a voice easy to get angry at.
It's the Canadian accent
No it's not.
+Matt S. yes that's definitely a Canadian accent lmao. do you even Canada bro?
I'm Canadian. ''Bro.''
+Matt S. well how can you not notice that it's a Canadian accent?
This was just perfect. She was all mad at you. You almost got fired from a place you don't even work at.
Must feel bad to get fired from a job you don't even work out yo 😔
I'm thinking a real Jordan got a talking to.
he was about to get fired 😂!!
HA HA HA HA
Yea he almost pulled a Kramer. “You’re fired!”… “But I don’t even work here”
I love how proud and confident she is to say “I’m the manager in-charge of you” but has no clue who Jordan even is. Legend says Sylvia still keeps notes in her book of written disciplines on Jordan.
How about phoning in to accept a job you havent been offered?
Richard they’ll have papers for that, so won’t work
Bernie Sanders that’d suck
That's once in a lifetime😂
Good one
Richard that’ll be a great video!
She’s so brutally patient though in this angelic hateful but understanding way. She definitely has a kid like Jordan
nah she's just passive aggressive like most women
@@akjohnny5997 This^^
I'm a woman and yup that's true.
She sounds like an excellent manager
I agree 👍💯
I mean it sounds like Walmart or some or department store, when you’re a manager in those places you come across a lot ppl like this. She probably just use to it
Legend has it she is still waiting for Jordan to show for his shift...
I doubt it. Do you even know what an urban legend is?]
@@PartiallyAgonized r/woooosh! Is this your first day on TH-cam?
@@bryanf6638 please stop with the r/whooosh thing, this reddit infestation of the internet is so cringe and the people doing it just don't get it.
@@dainodawg3160 r/wooosh!
@@dainodawg3160 r/wooooooosh!!
😈
Nailed that Slacker voice.
😂😂😂😂
you know its walmart when they dont even know all of their employees.
I mean the store I work at has 200 employees. And I don’t work at a super center. Sooooooooo
Tell me about it. They let just about any weirdo work in that store
Turd Ferguson you think the people working there are weird? You should see the people who shop there
some normal grocery stores have like 50 to 100 employees
ive worked at target for 2 months now and i dont know everyones name either still
"It will be a first level written discipline."
"Yeah...how many of those do I get?"
😂
The Dark Knight lol
3 :)
"You're missing the point" is not an answer to the question
m.th-cam.com/video/ClY_XjoiYXc/w-d-xo.html
@@AllanElMelon1043 - hee ! hee ! ha ! ha ! hee ! hee ! ha ! ha !
Plot twist: there is actually a Jordan that did start last week but shows up for his shift…
Her: “I’m glad you made the right decision!”
Jordan: …thank you?
lol
This happened in some parallel universe lol
@@jakem.6479 "Plot Twist": it was
And now this manager has it in for him and he's like, "Dang, I can't catch a break from her!"
@@davidm4566 neither cant go for fishing
I love that a ghost employee got an unauthorised absence marked against his name 😂
Manager: "If you don't show up for your shift it will be a 1st level written discipline."
Jordan: "How many of those do I get?"
😂🤣😂🤣
Like around 3 or 4
Depends on your work ethics and if they like you. I was actually late to my 1st official day of work 25 minutes because att I didn't know where to park for free of charge without getting a ticket and the HR just gave me a verbal warning and explain to her that my car was having issues also which was true and after that she was my friend
@@Arz2003 After 1st level it goes to 2nd level.
@@sunkintree lmao :-P
@@DK-mc7mp beat me to it.
😄😅🤣😂
Let’s be honest, it did look like a nice day to go fishing.
Well lets be honest you can't be honest when you call in sick to go fishing.
But the best days to go fishing are rainy days
He’s going fishing tomorrow
BuT tHe PoOr FiShY
In Cars We Trust not for the poor fucking fish
It is an automatic unapproved, and a first level discipline.
“How many of those do I get?” ☠️😂
LOLOL I was thinking what he was thinking but would never ask that for fear of it being a dumbass question.
"You're missing the point" 😂🤣😂🤣
2nd Edition Dungeons and Dragons?
3 of those and you’ll get a full disadulation.
@@robertandrews8422 "you're missing the point "
1:34 that "ok" after she said I'm your manager lol
So I can't go fishing?
Later that day
Manager: "Did Jordan come in today?"
Electronics Department: "Who?!!"
..to be continued
Queue Roundabout by Yes
Imagine bro 🤣🤣🤣
Lol be hilarious if there's another Jordan at work
@@keith.loves.lasagna poor Jordan
I’m just picturing the manager the next day at work trying to find Jordan’s records to give him a write up and becoming increasingly frustrated the longer she tries to figure it why there’s no records.
Probably because the guy in admin took a sick day and hadn't processed Jordan's employment yet :P
Or how she feels when she found out this was a prank 😂
Or how angry she was getting when he disregarded her and went fishing anyway!
Or how confused and pissed off some random employee named Jordan was for getting written up for nothing,....now that would be worth witnessing...🤔
@michaelfox2433 .....Not if there wS someone actually named Jordan and they showed up for their shift
The fact is she will be mega pissed When he doesn’t show up
Yuup. Where the hell is Jordan ?
Lmao
@@steveafanador6441 lol then she gets fired for spending her time looking for Jordan.
She fina personally check that he does
"Wheres jordan" Everyone else. Who is jordan.
I can't help but to watch this every time it comes up in my feed. I've been watching it for years now and every time I watch it twice!
Brooooo I just did the same thing!!!!
I think this dude actually started to believe that he worked there.
+Jonathan Rothe "acting"
+nerfavari "comedy"
+Chuck Norris "Words"
+Chasing Siberia "parentheses"
+BenjerminGaye "emphases"
This is a work of art. You know she was all excited to “fire” this guy.
perhaps they will employ him just so she can fire him after
I bet she marched up to HR to pull up his file, so she could fire him lol
@@anthony1289 big companies it's not that easy. They have to go through different levels of discipline, which explains why so many horrible workers are allowed to stay fir so long.
@@davidm4566 they make good bread at big companies tho
No she wasn't: It's more like she doesn't have time to deal with this crap.
I can't believe how polite she was, my slave master would've fired me right away!
Lmao
Slave master is accurate AF . I'd kill for this polite of a boss, even if she said no. At least my ass remains intact
You would deserve to get fired to ask that kind of shit hosnestly.
Slave master 😂😂😂
I didn’t know slaves got fired 🤔
I can only imagine how frustrated she was that day. 😂 Probably couldn't wait for Jordan to show up so she could tear into him for his fishing trip. 😂🤣😆
Jordan needs to get his shit together and sort his life out, right after this fishing trip.
Fishing helps the thought process lol
😂😂😂
John Howerton ya first go fishing . It’s a nice day
Jordan needs to make damn sure he don't invite her negative self to the fish fry
it's crazy because Jordan might be really working there and now he might be fired smh people play too much
“So I can’t go fishing?”
“No, you can’t go fishing”
😂😂😂
😂
Life suxx 😂
"Its just so nice out"
That's funny you say that.Used to 📞 call in sick and go 🎣 fishing. Have fishing fever!😂Of course goin fishing 🎣 this morning
The punk in me would kick in, "the fuq I'm not going fishing, if I want to fish with the boys then it's happening"... oh wait
“That took guts, we NEED guts! Jordan, you’re now CEO”
@@martinkuliza I think they are referencing the grocery store manager from the movie Ted
@@martinkuliza Haha no, the comment is supposedly the manager's response.
Haha ok cool, can I be CEO in like two days? That would be cool.
@@makisxatzimixas2372
oh ok
then i misinterpreted it
thanks for letting me know, i'll delete my original comment so there is no further confusion
He's got management written all over him.
That lady is going to be soooo confused when she checks the schedule and he isn't listed on the schedule or at work. She is probably going to take 2-3 days to figure out wth is happening lmaooo
Yep. Just like any typical middle management that doesn't know how to do jack or what is going on ever.
That “ok bye” sounded like he genuinely had to go clock in, I can hear the pain in his voice 🤣
Hahaha fr
Her bye was genuine disgust
@@ratherbefishin1992 I called today to let them know that I won’t be able to come in tomorrow cause of my moms birthday.She said she will tell my manager but it’s not guaranteed.What does that mean? Also I messaged my other manager and she said to contact one of the mangers on duty and that I had to put it in two weeks in advance which I already did.It still got declined and I have been closing for these past 4 weekends and the other two team members that work at my section in the store got it approved like it’s not fair.So I dont know if I should show up tomorrow or not?
@@worshipkpopwithyourheartan524 hell no don't show up, they being unfair. Go to ya mums bday mate 100%
@@ratherbefishin1992 Thankyou so much I will also call them tomorrow morning
Yo she is legitimately pissed off and that makes it so funny
people like that are looking for any reason to get pissed off.
@@saxenas its a job, wtf are talking about?
AgustinBre we are human not fucking machines, of course it is funny to see a corporate scumbag get pissed that they aren’t going to make money.
@@frijoleswithbeanss so are you saying is good to prank call your job? Hes literally saying hes not going to work cause the day is too good to waste. How you think the boss are going to react? I know is a prank call, but the reaction is correct...
@@frijoleswithbeanss "ppl like that are looking for a reason to get pissed off" At no point did I say in my answer that we shouldn't laugh at this, but that the boss's reaction is justified. IT'S A JOB.
She sounded pretty high and mighty for a retail manager that didn’t know her own crew
JAV Ehh, then again, do you have any idea how many people work at Walmart. She obviously knows who works there but if there’s a lot of people in each training group I doubt she’ll know all of them right off the bat. Her voice sounds pretentious but in reality you really can’t blame her reaction. That’s how any competent manager would react...
@@johnnycrenshaw9438 Am a manager in retail and I promise you I spend time learning my crew. Her attitude was totally inappropriate for someone in leadership. She should have checked the schedule for him and that would have been the end of it.
Kyle A So you memorize all 200 of your employees names the day you meet them? My God superman you're fucking incredible. You seem a little slow here buddy but most wallmarts have a shit ton of employees, lots of who never even meet each other. I mean arrogant and stupid do you have to be to me upset a lady oesnt remeber a fake person that she never met? How is she going to learn the name of someone that doesn't exist?
@@dmoneyswagg64 I know all 150 pokemon, people making me bucks instead of costing me money is more important, unless I didn't value them, like say the 500 other new pokemon.
She sounded down to earth. Directly told him that if she did NOT have that much authority as assistant manager, and that he should ask someone else in management if he wants excuse. Get your head out of your ass and listen.
0:39 wtf is that weird job where you cant call in sick just because its your first week, are you supposed to have some immunity to sickness on first week or what
Doctors note
Generally you would get fired if you take day off in the first 30 days
Get a better immune system, wagie
He literally admitted that he wasnt sick.
@@BestestFriend49 that doesn’t take from the fact she said you aren’t available to have sick days because you are new.
You had the perfect dumb responses and tone. Believable and hilarious, absolutely well done.
Joseph joestar drawn?
"So I cant go fishing?"
"No you cant go fishing..."
LMAO!
You're not the legitimate one!!
0:50
1:44
What a can't understand normal thinking woman
I mean, technically, you could, but it be an unexcused wherein you'd be subject to disciplinary actions.
Bro you can literally just turn up and boom you’ve got yourself a job.
Crazy how that works
A few things wrong with this but you got the point.
Ud b surprised honestly
The Watcher RIIIGGHHHTT
It's an unpaid job at Walmart....
Oh man, she was definitely on a power trip that day.
Imagine if he just showed up and started working there after this call
Right. See the comedy through.
LMAO
Wait in that case I am calling the NASA
Well they did tell him to come to work.
And they never noticed that he wasn't on payroll.
“Oh so you’re my associate” 😂 she thought she had him
My associate ? Ok did this lady gave birth to him ?
383 Stroker: No, But I can guarantee she would have let him back in...
“You’re too new to be sick” 🇺🇸🇺🇸😂😢
@Ryan Greenberg In my country because of COVID if you are sick then you stay home and get a test, no such thing as "too new". You can even apply for a wage subsidy to cover you untill you are well enough to return.
That’s the American way.
@@joeydoherty368 That's not so great... putting profit before people
@Travis Smith Leave me out of it...why are you calling ME a weirdo ? I don't care what country it is....whatever country? be it Canada or whatever...they are putting profit before people. I only commented on what the situation is like in NZ, you wouldn't get away with that attitude in NZ now because of covid...they would most likely be fined. No such thing as being TOO NEW....
I mean I know it was a set up and just for jokes and all...but the woman on the end of the phone didn't know that. Yes going fishing isnt a good enough reason, but if the caller said they were SICK, then that should be respected...especially if they had covid symptoms. Right?
@Ryan Greenberg ok slave.
His supervisor, doesn’t know who she’s leading. What a leader 😂
"It will be a first level written discipline."
"How many of those do I get??"
😂😂😂
"no, no, you are missing the point..."
The perfect response.
@@buckaroobonzai2909 The response of someone knowing he probably has 3 chances or something like that.
🤣🤣🤣
The guy nailed it 😂
This lady definitely sounds like a middle manager at Wal mart
Sounds like a Karen tbh
She's definitely an asst manager.
As soon as I wrote that she said it in the video
In all fairness he handed her the loaded gun to fire at him. He wasn't even sick and told her he wanted to go fishing.
So yea the full disciplinarian manager is going to come out.
@@8JFJK8 The only reason she didn't was corporate has a standard procedure for firing. A written warning is the first step in that process. They have to get all their ducks in a row and documented so they can protect themselves from wrongful termination lawsuits.
@@8JFJK8 of course she is a manager. But she could be a department manager, support manager, Co manager, store manager, etc. but asst. managers have a certain something to prove at every Walmart
This is what TH-cam was actually made for.
Yes this and music should be the only reason TH-cam exists lmaoo
Right!
Facts
Agreed
YES! YES! YES!
"How many of those do I get?" 😂
I was scoping out his background... it really is a nice day. She could’ve done him one ☝🏽
Lmao
😂😂😂 facts
He needed the day off “tomorrow” though. So it could’ve been raining.
Haha perfect!
Lmfao
“ it’s good bread for me right” 😂
Can u tell me if I'm right??
No
"Jordan?"
"Yeah?"
"You're not looking very good to me right now. Not at all."
"Well, I look good. I just don't sound good."
Yea we watched the video too
How his buddy lost it at that moment. Great.
Savage comeback
Can we FaceTime?
Lmfao 🤣
"you're too new to have a sick day" as if your health takes that into consideration. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Plot twist: the "prank" caller was actually the manager
Yourboyfibs 😂😂
That’s a good one)
Lol!
Lol assistant manager, she was the assistant to the regional manager.
Yourboyfibs twist plot this guy isn’t even Canadian and that’s not a real phone!
I wish I could hear that conversation with the manager later on.
“Jordan is terrible, why did we hire him?!”
“Who’s Jordan?”
LOL 😆
😂😂
Her: He hasn't shown up a single day. Bring me his file so as to start the firing process?
HR: whose file?
I called today to let them know that I won’t be able to come in tomorrow cause of my moms birthday.She said she will tell my manager but it’s not guaranteed.What does that mean? Also I messaged my other manager and she said to contact one of the mangers on duty and that I had to put it in two weeks in advance which I already did.It still got declined and I have been closing for these past 4 weekends and the other two team members that work at my section in the store got it approved like it’s not fair.So I dont know if I should show up tomorrow or not?
@Worshipkpopwith yourheartandsoul In the future if you need that day off just say you're sick, they can't ask the reason.
However, if they already know it's a personal day then you can get in trouble for it. They already know you want that day for your mom's birthday so they'll be able to connect the dots.
A family issue came up, I'm having car trouble, those work too.
“ I look good I just don’t sound good “ 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
LOL, well, he's not lying. ;))
followed by "I'm confused" lmao
Chante Moody gay
@@romiedahomie7364 1. There's nothing wrong with gay grow up
2. A guy can rationally assess the attractiveness of a competitor without feeling it physically or emotionally
3. Chante (person you're calling gay) is a girl name u dumfuk plus look at her profile pic - that makes her comment str8 af
🤣
The concept alone is already hilarious. 😂
I once called in sick and the lady rudely told me over the phone that I wasn’t sick so I asked her if she had a degree in medical telepathy. She exploded and went on a total rage, it made me laugh so hard over the phone that I ended the call thanking her for curing me telepathically. She really did.
My ding a ling ling is swelled up to the brim! I wish she would telepathically heal me with that sweet sweet relief! 😩👏
@@alexcisneros2980bro is outa pocket for this one 💀
@@alexcisneros2980 WHAT.
Whenever I have to call in sick for work they're always like "yeah okay feel better" and hang up before I can even finish talking. I do work in a hospital tho so they probably take it more seriously.
@@alexcisneros2980 Bro What???
Should’ve asked her for a raise at the end
@J J K tf
@J J K sounds like a personal problem maybe go see a therapist or your local morgue I heard they have positions opening down
@J J K I just want you to know you’re loved brother. Everyday is a new day, repent and turn to Jesus Christ our lord and savior 🙏🏼
John 3:16
For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.
@@TheOnlyWorried do u remember what he commented? he deleted it
@@paradice9920 Not necessarily but something offensive
I like how the manager actually felt more powerful when she realized he was her subordinate, instead of feeling completely ashamed she doesn't even know who her subordinates are.
Sounds like have a lot of new staff all the time and its clearly a shift environment so in a superstore it is entirely feasible that after only 1 week you have someone you have not met. Not a small office where everyone does a 9 to 5
@@anyexpat yep
@@Moo.1336
Nobody is trying to pin it on her, but she definitely has a bitchy, passive aggressive tone to her
@@ryanschlanser1657 are you a real life Jordan? "Bitchy" is the correct response to this.
@@thevulture5750 I don't see what part was passive aggressive. She plainly stated her position. And it is completely understandable that someone would become annoyed upon learning that they're stuck with responsibility for such a colossal idiot. I think she was pretty polite under the circumstances.
Dude, you kept it funny and classy. I would have been like "I thought you and me were building an understanding..."