@@JonathanGrahamVideo "Yeah, hey like this is Jordan and ... well, a couple of us took some acid and shit and I'm trippin' my fucking balls off right now so I can't make it in today, alright?" 😄🤣😝🤪
There obviously is one. Dude that's a dick move. As soon as she saw my name and I didn't work in that department, I would have hung up. You're putting someone job reputation at risk for a prank call LUL
@@amoryblaine3292 To be fair if you live in a place like LA or Seattle where all you hear is "Do you have sthoy milk?" all day, this would sound pretty normal to you.
She may have meant a free day, not that he was actually sick. It is commonly used to ask for a sick day when you want a free day. They're the same as long as you're not actually sick
She told him he was too new to use a sick day as an excuse for not showing up since he had already told her he was going fishing. If he was actually sick, that’s another story, but she said within the store’s guidelines that it will be an unapproved absence since there was no good reason to have a sick day
@@ryangreenberg1187 In my country because of COVID if you are sick then you stay home and get a test, no such thing as "too new". You can even apply for a wage subsidy to cover you untill you are well enough to return.
@Travis Smith Leave me out of it...why are you calling ME a weirdo ? I don't care what country it is....whatever country? be it Canada or whatever...they are putting profit before people. I only commented on what the situation is like in NZ, you wouldn't get away with that attitude in NZ now because of covid...they would most likely be fined. No such thing as being TOO NEW.... I mean I know it was a set up and just for jokes and all...but the woman on the end of the phone didn't know that. Yes going fishing isnt a good enough reason, but if the caller said they were SICK, then that should be respected...especially if they had covid symptoms. Right?
@@epr8974, England. But they don't usually say that, but a lot of simple worker places have these zero hour contracts. So if you call in sick a few times when you start a new job, they don't say you're fired, they just say, don't come in tomorrow, there's no work for you.
@@C0nTroL69 Do you think Brexit plays into that? I'm fairly sure there are EU regulations on required sick leave. No way you're getting away with BS like that inside the EU, especially with the new whistleblower protection.
@@epr8974 Brexit has nothing to do with it. I'm a citizen of a different EU country, but resident of UK and proBrexit. Everyone needs to stop blaming Brexit for everything, I worked on zero hr contracts before Brexit. It basically doesn't guarantee you any hours per week, usually you agree a schedule more or less, but if you have problems with the management, they can choose to not give you any hours, and you will quit eventualy.
JAV Ehh, then again, do you have any idea how many people work at Walmart. She obviously knows who works there but if there’s a lot of people in each training group I doubt she’ll know all of them right off the bat. Her voice sounds pretentious but in reality you really can’t blame her reaction. That’s how any competent manager would react...
@@johnnycrenshaw9438 Am a manager in retail and I promise you I spend time learning my crew. Her attitude was totally inappropriate for someone in leadership. She should have checked the schedule for him and that would have been the end of it.
Kyle A So you memorize all 200 of your employees names the day you meet them? My God superman you're fucking incredible. You seem a little slow here buddy but most wallmarts have a shit ton of employees, lots of who never even meet each other. I mean arrogant and stupid do you have to be to me upset a lady oesnt remeber a fake person that she never met? How is she going to learn the name of someone that doesn't exist?
@@dmoneyswagg64 I know all 150 pokemon, people making me bucks instead of costing me money is more important, unless I didn't value them, like say the 500 other new pokemon.
She sounded down to earth. Directly told him that if she did NOT have that much authority as assistant manager, and that he should ask someone else in management if he wants excuse. Get your head out of your ass and listen.
Probably got to work like "WHERE IS JORDAN, DID HE SHOW UP FOR HIS SHIFT?" Co-Worker: "We don't have a Jordan that works in our department ma'am" I totally feel bad for the guy who had to explain it to her lol
@@ggssssssss She does though. She literally said she doesn't know anyone by that name. She just didn't assume he was lying to her so she gave him the benefit of the doubt and assumed that maybe she forgot.
Have you never had a job? You’re normally on probation the first 90 days, as she said in the video. You aren’t allowed to take any days off or be late.
What she said was stupid. Anyone can be sick at any time, either way, pay is discretionary. And yes, if you are on probation it maybe held against you but doesn't mean an instant rejection. @@CheapsKate77
Hi! I'm 60 and that shit was straight up dope. Her tone presented a bold oakey preachyness, peppered with bright notes of tyranny and supported by dulcet undertones of drudgery coupled with a long finish smacking of pedantry. She will never, ever....be zen
Lets be fair. If a real person called like this she dealt with it quite nicely. Its not every day you would meet someone actually this dumb. I had a new employee on her first day ask me for a day off on the 2nd day because she had a job interview. I was speechleas
@@nickmyers3065Goes to show your place of employment isn't enough to live off of, or not giving enough hours, ect. in her defense, you have to have multiple job interviews now. its not like decades ago when things were organized
@@aliceslab well i know you are just trying to be hurtful. But no. I am not from america lol. In that case it was to help someone. It was a summer job painting houses outdoors. I wasnt looking for someone else. I talked to them said i would need 3 months, because of the training that takes atleast a weekor two. They were desperate true and needed something now. But they were never going to keep their word. People dont realise sometimes training is expensive for small businesses and takes my time away. This was back in 2000s.i offered them a painting assistant job. Which yes was temporary( until the weather permited) Im guessing i was offering 15$ an hour back when minimum wage was under 10$. It was full time work. Actually unlimited hours they wanted 7 days a week. Rent here for me then was 450$ all included for a 1 bedroom in Quebec. I was too nice and bended too much back then. Took me a while to not be too friendly and try to help everyone at the cost of myself. I still know this person. Thet admitted they were taking advantage of me. This was strangely carthargic. No, i feel good. You should try being not so mean. The people you trash are people. Try being a decent person.
You guys do realize she asked for JUST his first name and he gave a pretty COMMON first name so it is possible that a random employee named Jordan that just so happened to not work that day got written up for this 💀
To be fair, it sounds like he's calling a Walmart. Those stores are known for extremely high turnovers and they're constantly hiring new people every month.
@@sponish0 in the entire store yes but she is assistant manager of just electronics. So she has maybe 5 people working under her. She should know their names
@@ricchiemac3829 who are YOU to judge ME??.... who TF are you!!! man stfub i can reply with whatever i want, like now. Jealousy? Man direct your bs comments to someone else trying to preach about fb comments. Gtfoh with that, i detect bordem Ricchie. Lol smh. Go assume elsewhere ....
Eh, most employers will give you a little leeway when you're new, it's only a problem once it becomes a pattern. She's a manager it's her job to try and get people to come in, and he even told her it was just to go fishing.
The delivery in every sentence was just perfect. Unapologetic, kinda childish and sluggish but still very quick to respond. The lady was hella confused by how real he sounded.
I went to a huge party/BBQ one Sunday night ..we all ate (and drank) WAY too much and one of my mates there said he was gonna call in just like this the next day and say "I can't come in to work today. I'm full up." Best lame excuse EVER! ;)
Si Hopebgood we were short at work once so they called my friend to come in early. So he told them he has to ask his wife if he can come in early, then called then back and said I’m sick my wife said I can’t come in at all 😆
At my husband's job they are given almost 2 weeks in sick time. If you use it, you will acquire points so when raise time comes, they can say "Oh no, no raise for you." We make sure to use it for scheduled appointments because it can't be rolled over. Just last week, we had a sick day, the beach was beautiful.
You know she got off the phone and went and told everyone she knew about the call she just had. Imagine how dumb she felt when she went to find out If Jordan showed up for work o my to find out there is no Jordan. 🤣
@@meestersecure9060 By suburban, do you mean a non super rich person thing to say? Then yes, the middle class have a better quality of life in many other 1st world countries than in the USA. Just look at the gape in tax percentage between the top rich people and the working class in America as opposed to the 1st world countries. Look at the working conditions of the working class. Look at the healthcare system. Look at average life expectancies. Look at education. Look at ingredients banned in certain other countries as opposed to still not being banned in the US. An example is BHT which is commonly found in some mass production type of cereals etc in the US. Anyone who thinks America is so great in everything great has consumed too much "patriot" propaganda and/or does not have knowledge of better countries. America's motto should be Profits Over People. Land where the most politicians are bought and paid for by major corporation lobbyists.
@@hogant.551 You don't know what a 3rd world country is if you think the U.S is even remotely close to being one.... Even people who live below the poverty line here live better than practically all of the developing world. You must be some snobby Western European. Also This dude Is Canadian.... so that whole rant you wrote is incredibly embarrassing. Find a new hobby instead of whining about America every 5 minutes.
I’m just picturing the manager the next day at work trying to find Jordan’s records to give him a write up and becoming increasingly frustrated the longer she tries to figure it why there’s no records.
You know she planned her whole day around meeting this Jordan face to face. I bet she even wrote out a whole speech and practiced saying it in front of a mirror.
Like around 3 or 4 Depends on your work ethics and if they like you. I was actually late to my 1st official day of work 25 minutes because att I didn't know where to park for free of charge without getting a ticket and the HR just gave me a verbal warning and explain to her that my car was having issues also which was true and after that she was my friend
Plot twist: there is actually a Jordan that did start last week but shows up for his shift… Her: “I’m glad you made the right decision!” Jordan: …thank you?
So epic I have no words. She was probably WAITING for this “Jordan” to show up to work. I would love to see how much digging she did to find out there was no Jordan. This was priceless.
if it was my boss, who is "manager" but doesnt give a sh* because there are other buisnesses like mine under his "guidance" he would do probably nothing XD we are 6 people, i have 5 employed and he cant even remember the names of them, im surprised he knows who i am. And he is not like a very old person, he is in his 40s i believe.
I called today to let them know that I won’t be able to come in tomorrow cause of my moms birthday.She said she will tell my manager but it’s not guaranteed.What does that mean? Also I messaged my other manager and she said to contact one of the mangers on duty and that I had to put it in two weeks in advance which I already did.It still got declined and I have been closing for these past 4 weekends and the other two team members that work at my section in the store got it approved like it’s not fair.So I dont know if I should show up tomorrow or not?
@@worshipkpopwithyourheartan524 If I were you, I would ask myself, is it worth standing up for myself and not showing up if I got fired? Because they might not fire you, idk, depends on where you work. If it were me, and I decided that it was worth standing up for myself and not going in, then I would at least warn them and say that I will not be there because my mom’s birthday is more important. But you said you did that, so honestly I think you did the right thing. Don’t let yourself get pushed around by anybody, especially your job. Idk how much they pay you or what this job is worth to you, but I don’t think any job is worth being disrespected to where they can’t honor your personal life outside work. Generally speaking.
@@FireFeather214 I agree 100%.For me I work at a store and make smoothies.Those people can live if I’m not there.Plus there are also other team members that can make smoothies too.if not they can just close the smoothie section.i get paid like $13 I think Im not sure 🤔.Plus if they do fire me because of this then maybe I should get a new job that will understand
He does the perfect incompetent employee voice.
Facts
So a Californian voice? 😂
Dead on!🤣🤣
@@JonathanGrahamVideo "Yeah, hey like this is Jordan and ... well, a couple of us took some acid and shit and I'm trippin' my fucking balls off right now so I can't make it in today, alright?" 😄🤣😝🤪
Yet those guys get paid above 25 bucks 😓😪
Plot twist: that woman was pretending to be a manager that day.
Dylan Gasser HAHA!
Lmao
Lol probably.
Omg hahahah
Hahahaha perfect
Guarantee she was in electronics the next day asking "did Jordan show up for his shift today"
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
then everyone was like “who tf is jordan”
“So I can’t go fishing?”
“No, you can’t go fishing”
😂😂😂
😂
Life suxx 😂
"Its just so nice out"
That's funny you say that.Used to 📞 call in sick and go 🎣 fishing. Have fishing fever!😂Of course goin fishing 🎣 this morning
The punk in me would kick in, "the fuq I'm not going fishing, if I want to fish with the boys then it's happening"... oh wait
I feel bad for the Jordan who actually started last week
Same here 😂😂
@hatter00 he's joking lol
Plot twist, Jordan "WHO TOLD THEM I WAS GOING FISHING THO?"
@hatter00 ikr
There obviously is one. Dude that's a dick move. As soon as she saw my name and I didn't work in that department, I would have hung up. You're putting someone job reputation at risk for a prank call LUL
His "whiny useless employee voice" is spot on
He sounds completely normal
@@amoryblaine3292 I’ve got bad news for you buddy 😢
@@amoryblaine3292 To be fair if you live in a place like LA or Seattle where all you hear is "Do you have sthoy milk?" all day, this would sound pretty normal to you.
@@amoryblaine3292 whaaaa???
@@PinkManGuy You think this is an American west coast accent? What are you, stupid?
‘I look good.. I just don’t sound good’
PRICELESS 😂😂😂
I lost it right there😂😂
"How many of those do i get" is hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I swear every single manager has that same voice and personality
It’s called responsibility
Mine is the opposite luckily
Its the forced controlled rage yet hating being in charge of people yet needing to because you tryna get that money and level up
That’s probably how they got the position in the first place
In their hearts- yes. Thats what capitalism sounds like 😂😂😂
'Too new for a sick day' as if humans can choose when to be sick.
Yeah thats the love of this fucked up society
Leezo Drummondo Same old corporate bullshit
She may have meant a free day, not that he was actually sick. It is commonly used to ask for a sick day when you want a free day. They're the same as long as you're not actually sick
She told him he was too new to use a sick day as an excuse for not showing up since he had already told her he was going fishing. If he was actually sick, that’s another story, but she said within the store’s guidelines that it will be an unapproved absence since there was no good reason to have a sick day
Kind of what I'm thinking
Now I can imagine how that went when she went around asking people if Jordan showed up for work yet.
As the manager of the department it seems like she would be at least somewhat familiar with the schedule.
Now imagine if there was a Jordan and he was sick that day 😂
Hysterical! You KNOW she frog-marched directly to the schedule after that call!😂😂😂
My manager was so mad at me that day
Jordan Hahaha
That had to suck Jordan from Electronics.XD
Jordan wait really?!
Shadow Slayer yes it was insane!
Jordan but how do I know you're not lying?
Some poor dude named Jordan is gonna catch so much shit.
1.2k likes and no comments...
I know, right? Then suddenly 2 years later this is happening! :)
Here we go ya'll
Woot woot
Today is gonna be the day that they're gonna throw it back to you
This video is truly a gem, the idea of manufacturing a silly confrontation where you're not wrong will always be funny.
not wrong? how do you mean
He doesn't work there. This makes it impossible to be wrong when you're asking not to go in
You can hear how much joy she takes in telling him she is his boss, typical jobsworth
Jordan followed his dreams and went fishing. He got a job on deadliest catch, And operates his own fishing boat. Became a multi millionaire.
Luke NoFluke 😂
@@JukinGamingClan oh fuck this took a turn
And took the day off to go to the electronics store
You win the internet sir!
what is this ?? forrest gump movie :D ??
He should’ve finished with “What do I tell the boys?"
Lmfaooooo 😂😂😂
Yes 🤣🤣🤣 that would be hilarious
This was hilarious. I wish someone would do this to target.
Fr tho 😂
More like "What do I tell my girls?"
"too new for a sick day" thats crazy
you have to earn the privilege to be sick
Too new for a *paid* sick day
@@Orincabytoo American.
It means too new to get PAID for a sick day. You must be slow.
@@coolyungdru you must be American 🤣 you have some weird concepts.
Make sure that your lawn gets cut. You don't want to get arrested, am I right? 🤣
Too new for a sick day?
Me: Confused in European
First time an employee actually got fired that wasn't even hired yet.
First time ever an employee is unemployed without even being employed lol
He definitely was expected to make his shift. Sounds employed to me
He should have showed up, she probably would have put him to work then automatically had to pay him for what he worked, whether he was employed or not
Like that Seinfeld episode where Kramer gets fired even tho he wasn't employed there lol
@@madhash83 oh so your my associate. I'm the manager in charge of you. I knew that but didnt know that.
“You’re too new to be sick” 🇺🇸🇺🇸😂😢
@@ryangreenberg1187 In my country because of COVID if you are sick then you stay home and get a test, no such thing as "too new". You can even apply for a wage subsidy to cover you untill you are well enough to return.
That’s the American way.
@@joeydoherty368 That's not so great... putting profit before people
@Travis Smith Leave me out of it...why are you calling ME a weirdo ? I don't care what country it is....whatever country? be it Canada or whatever...they are putting profit before people. I only commented on what the situation is like in NZ, you wouldn't get away with that attitude in NZ now because of covid...they would most likely be fined. No such thing as being TOO NEW....
I mean I know it was a set up and just for jokes and all...but the woman on the end of the phone didn't know that. Yes going fishing isnt a good enough reason, but if the caller said they were SICK, then that should be respected...especially if they had covid symptoms. Right?
@@ryangreenberg1187 ok slave.
When the "I need to speak to your manager" lady, IS YOUR MANAGER.
"To new for a sick day" actually sums up the complete dystopia of American jobs.
Europe, same sh*t.
@@C0nTroL69Where in Europe? I'm from Europe and where I'm from this would 100% be illegal.
@@epr8974, England. But they don't usually say that, but a lot of simple worker places have these zero hour contracts. So if you call in sick a few times when you start a new job, they don't say you're fired, they just say, don't come in tomorrow, there's no work for you.
@@C0nTroL69 Do you think Brexit plays into that? I'm fairly sure there are EU regulations on required sick leave. No way you're getting away with BS like that inside the EU, especially with the new whistleblower protection.
@@epr8974 Brexit has nothing to do with it. I'm a citizen of a different EU country, but resident of UK and proBrexit. Everyone needs to stop blaming Brexit for everything, I worked on zero hr contracts before Brexit. It basically doesn't guarantee you any hours per week, usually you agree a schedule more or less, but if you have problems with the management, they can choose to not give you any hours, and you will quit eventualy.
100% she was asking everyone that day “ have you seen Jordan” lol too funny
Man I wish I could've witnessed it 🤣
*random obligatory comment for exposure hi everyone*
ya and like jordan who?
I would have asked for the time I was supposed to be in.
Jordan from electronics had a bad day at work that day.
Manager: Did Jordan show up today?
Electrical dept: Who?
Manager: That little shit!
Lol. Underrated comment man!
Hahaha!
😂😂 even more pissed off walking away
The real Jordan employee turns up and gets roasted
@@nal870 Would be funnier if he didn’t call the electronics department electrical….
“So I can’t go fishing?”🤣🤣
No, you can’t go fishing 😂
I love that a ghost employee got an unauthorised absence marked against his name 😂
"First level disciplinary"
"How many of those do i get"
These responses were awesome
Usually 3 or 5.
@@azuaraikrezeul1677 nice i have atleast 2 more
Verbal warning
Written warning
Final warning
Then cheers
I KNEW she wasn't gonna be able to answer that lolol she's just pissed that this guy's never gonna get fired and will be all her responsibility
So, i wonder if he keeps phoning and she eventually sacks him.... could he sue for unfair dismissal.... or be entitled to a pay out.
I think this dude actually started to believe that he worked there.
+Jonathan Rothe "acting"
+nerfavari "comedy"
+Chuck Norris "Words"
+Chasing Siberia "parentheses"
+BenjerminGaye "emphases"
Not even knowing the names of your own employees? I'm sure she is a joy to work with.
She's your average boomer
“We do a lot of them” high turnover too, typical of how they are treating people and bihhhches like her make it even more toxic
@@purplered-eq5ofstop using that term
@frostyorb why boomer
Maybe a big company?
"So...I can't go fishing? But, it's so nice out."😂😂😂😂 this was hilarious, I just stopped working a retail position and this made my day LOL
She sounded pretty high and mighty for a retail manager that didn’t know her own crew
JAV Ehh, then again, do you have any idea how many people work at Walmart. She obviously knows who works there but if there’s a lot of people in each training group I doubt she’ll know all of them right off the bat. Her voice sounds pretentious but in reality you really can’t blame her reaction. That’s how any competent manager would react...
@@johnnycrenshaw9438 Am a manager in retail and I promise you I spend time learning my crew. Her attitude was totally inappropriate for someone in leadership. She should have checked the schedule for him and that would have been the end of it.
Kyle A So you memorize all 200 of your employees names the day you meet them? My God superman you're fucking incredible. You seem a little slow here buddy but most wallmarts have a shit ton of employees, lots of who never even meet each other. I mean arrogant and stupid do you have to be to me upset a lady oesnt remeber a fake person that she never met? How is she going to learn the name of someone that doesn't exist?
@@dmoneyswagg64 I know all 150 pokemon, people making me bucks instead of costing me money is more important, unless I didn't value them, like say the 500 other new pokemon.
She sounded down to earth. Directly told him that if she did NOT have that much authority as assistant manager, and that he should ask someone else in management if he wants excuse. Get your head out of your ass and listen.
you know its walmart when they dont even know all of their employees.
I mean the store I work at has 200 employees. And I don’t work at a super center. Sooooooooo
Tell me about it. They let just about any weirdo work in that store
Turd Ferguson you think the people working there are weird? You should see the people who shop there
some normal grocery stores have like 50 to 100 employees
ive worked at target for 2 months now and i dont know everyones name either still
Her condescending tone is enough to keep people from wanting to go to work EVER.
every female manager. EVER.
@@AnonYmous-mw5lc - facts
Well to be fair to her, he IS calling in sick to go fishing with friends 💀 I don’t see alot of managers being too happy about that lol
She is clearly in the right here man.
She is doing her job, should she say instead, yeah go ahead take a sick day?
Plot Twist: A guy named Jordan actually works there and has unknowingly been in “the bad books” ever since.
Four years later she's still looking for Jordan in Electronics.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
she totally had a mom voice.
I wonder if Jordan caught any fish🎣
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
@@geometricart7851 Dude LOL WTF is mom voice.
My favorite part is that she probably looked for Jordan all day 😂
I would love to be there when she learns she got punked. 😆😆
Probably got to work like "WHERE IS JORDAN, DID HE SHOW UP FOR HIS SHIFT?"
Co-Worker: "We don't have a Jordan that works in our department ma'am"
I totally feel bad for the guy who had to explain it to her lol
@@chaoswatcher2215 Imagine they DO have a Jordan, just not the right one :D he's in trouble now
@@nicobe8732 lmfao!
😅
When she said “you’re missing the point of what I’m trying to tell you”…. I would’ve said that same thing right back to her 😂😂😂😂
Beefing with your manager just ultimately isn’t going to get you anywhere
🤣🤣🤣 that poor woman was likely having a hissy fit after she hung up!
She sounds like a disappointed mother trying to talk to her son about the importance of responsibility. 😂
Believe me, she's not a mother.
@@problematic7993 this nigga
@@problematic7993 She def sounds like a mom lmao. She wasn't mean just direct. No you can't skip work to go fucking fishing XD LOL
Ironic considering she doesn’t even know her employees lol
@@ggssssssss She does though. She literally said she doesn't know anyone by that name. She just didn't assume he was lying to her so she gave him the benefit of the doubt and assumed that maybe she forgot.
How about phoning in to accept a job you havent been offered?
Richard they’ll have papers for that, so won’t work
Bernie Sanders that’d suck
That's once in a lifetime😂
Good one
Richard that’ll be a great video!
“To new for a sick day” 😂😂😂
You have to work for a certain amount of time before you can be sick? 😂
Have you never had a job? You’re normally on probation the first 90 days, as she said in the video. You aren’t allowed to take any days off or be late.
@@CheapsKate77there are jobs outside of the US. If you used your brain for a second you would know BitsofSkin makes fun of you fools.
@@CheapsKate77lol
That's just fucked up.
Just American things, I guess. Have fun getting your co-workers sick because "you're on probation."
What she said was stupid. Anyone can be sick at any time, either way, pay is discretionary. And yes, if you are on probation it maybe held against you but doesn't mean an instant rejection. @@CheapsKate77
She didn’t mean he can’t be literally sick, obviously. You earn paid sick days when you start a job
Hi! I'm 60 and that shit was straight up dope. Her tone presented a bold oakey preachyness, peppered with bright notes of tyranny and supported by dulcet undertones of drudgery coupled with a long finish smacking of pedantry. She will never, ever....be zen
100
Lets be fair. If a real person called like this she dealt with it quite nicely. Its not every day you would meet someone actually this dumb.
I had a new employee on her first day ask me for a day off on the 2nd day because she had a job interview. I was speechleas
@@nickmyers3065Goes to show your place of employment isn't enough to live off of, or not giving enough hours, ect.
in her defense, you have to have multiple job interviews now. its not like decades ago when things were organized
@@aliceslab well i know you are just trying to be hurtful. But no. I am not from america lol.
In that case it was to help someone. It was a summer job painting houses outdoors. I wasnt looking for someone else. I talked to them said i would need 3 months, because of the training that takes atleast a weekor two. They were desperate true and needed something now. But they were never going to keep their word. People dont realise sometimes training is expensive for small businesses and takes my time away.
This was back in 2000s.i offered them a painting assistant job. Which yes was temporary( until the weather permited) Im guessing i was offering 15$ an hour back when minimum wage was under 10$. It was full time work. Actually unlimited hours they wanted 7 days a week. Rent here for me then was 450$ all included for a 1 bedroom in Quebec. I was too nice and bended too much back then. Took me a while to not be too friendly and try to help everyone at the cost of myself.
I still know this person. Thet admitted they were taking advantage of me. This was strangely carthargic. No, i feel good.
You should try being not so mean. The people you trash are people. Try being a decent person.
Yo dogg I'm 90 and that was word no cap.
“So I can’t go fishing.”
No. You need to come in for your shift
He sounded so disappointed.
Ya man
Made me lool
The fucking perfect inflection in his voice 😂😂😂 it’s like a little kid. “So I can’t get the playstation...?”
She was mad because she wasn't invited to go fishing with him
It’s because she’s not with THE BOIS!
k
Sounds bout right
Hill
why do i see you everywhere
Wow this came out of nowhere on my feed. This is comedy gold. Thank you for sharing.
You guys do realize she asked for JUST his first name and he gave a pretty COMMON first name so it is possible that a random employee named Jordan that just so happened to not work that day got written up for this 💀
most employees would have sick time
“I’m the one in charge of you!”
*Doesn’t know there isn’t a new employee named Jordan.*
To be fair, it sounds like he's calling a Walmart. Those stores are known for extremely high turnovers and they're constantly hiring new people every month.
If she has like 100 people working underneath her she’s not gonna know them all by name especially in retail turnover rates are high
Lmfao
Im in charge of you....Manager's name must be Karen.
@@sponish0 in the entire store yes but she is assistant manager of just electronics. So she has maybe 5 people working under her. She should know their names
She gonna be like, “has Jordan shown up yet” to her associates and they all gonna be, “who’s Jordan?”
What if there's a Jordan who has no idea his manager is pissed off at him
@@IrtiqaAhmad can I get an “F” for Jordan who is gonna get nagged on by his coach from Electronics?
cue X Files theme song...
@@jacobjude6319 F*** Jordan
I would have used a Deez-Nuts'able fake name for an absolute combo
Please we need more, this is the type of comedy I need
She’s understanding yet hateful all at the same time. 😂
“Uhhh electronics”
“Oh so you’re MY associate at that”
He doesnt even work there and i felt that
Like nails on a chalkboard.
I hate her voice
Right. She automatically switched to a different tone when she heard that. Like "Ohhh, you're one of MY peasants?!?"
@@KikaKunt i just choked on my own spit when i got to peasants lol i could hear u saying it in my head. Extremely accurate translation btw.
@@KikaKunt To top it off, she turned to scaring tactics. She deserved that prank call.
He has the perfect voice to pull off a prank like this.
For real. He has just the right amount of sounding baked and sounding whiny.
Yes that annoying ass valley voice lol. Whoever made up that accent should eat boiling hot soup immediately off the stove.. smh.
@@doubler713 who am I to judge u? But it seems u have a bit of jealousy in your heart there.. Try putting a little positivity out there instead my g
@@ricchiemac3829 who are YOU to judge ME??.... who TF are you!!! man stfub i can reply with whatever i want, like now. Jealousy? Man direct your bs comments to someone else trying to preach about fb comments. Gtfoh with that, i detect bordem Ricchie. Lol smh. Go assume elsewhere ....
@@ricchiemac3829 nigga please.... gtfoh
“How many of those do I get?” 😭😭😭😭
"You're too new for a sick day" is wild 💀
Eh, most employers will give you a little leeway when you're new, it's only a problem once it becomes a pattern. She's a manager it's her job to try and get people to come in, and he even told her it was just to go fishing.
The delivery in every sentence was just perfect. Unapologetic, kinda childish and sluggish but still very quick to respond. The lady was hella confused by how real he sounded.
Next step, the Hooman routine. Bring a superfancy sports car ---- she goes "Heyyyyyyyy, is _that your_ carrrrr? purrrrrrr
Yeah he’s a total pro lol
@@mtlicq what?
Well-said.
@@smollerss5229 This mf is a cat pretending to be a person. Just ignore it.
Let’s be honest, it did look like a nice day to go fishing.
Well lets be honest you can't be honest when you call in sick to go fishing.
But the best days to go fishing are rainy days
He’s going fishing tomorrow
BuT tHe PoOr FiShY
In Cars We Trust not for the poor fucking fish
Omg that was hilarious
😂😂😂😂
I don't know how Jordan kept it together!! Love this clip,thanks. I needed a good laugh. 😃❤
Pretty sure I've watched this video once every couple of years for like 7 years and I just wish this dude did more
She shoulda just did him one. For the boys.
Saturday is for the boys
Especially since its good 🍞
Yea wtf
ferda
Ferda!
“so i can’t go fishing”
what a legend
I went to a huge party/BBQ one Sunday night ..we all ate (and drank) WAY too much and one of my mates there said he was gonna call in just like this the next day and say "I can't come in to work today. I'm full up." Best lame excuse EVER! ;)
Its like its his mom😂
Si Hopebgood we were short at work once so they called my friend to come in early. So he told them he has to ask his wife if he can come in early, then called then back and said I’m sick my wife said I can’t come in at all 😆
*random obligatory comment for exposure hi everyone*
1:38 LoL
At my husband's job they are given almost 2 weeks in sick time. If you use it, you will acquire points so when raise time comes, they can say "Oh no, no raise for you." We make sure to use it for scheduled appointments because it can't be rolled over. Just last week, we had a sick day, the beach was beautiful.
That's illegal, by the way. Labor board will rip them apart. Just call and explain to them and they'll do everything else.
Bro how on earth did you not burst into laughter when she said she was your department manager
Actual employee named Jordan walks in tomorrow:
Manager: "Could you step into my office real quick"
Lol, he gets fired and as he leaves the building he screams towards the sky "This other Jordan guy keeps ruining my life!!!"
Imagine how freaking confused you would be
"And stop pretending to have an accent and deeper voice! You were very much American when I talked to you on the phone yesterday!"
When your name is actually Jordan
*pornhub theme plays*
"Jordan. You're not looking very good to me right now."
"Well I look good, I just don't sound good."
😂😂
That was awesome!! Lol
You know she got off the phone and went and told everyone she knew about the call she just had. Imagine how dumb she felt when she went to find out If Jordan showed up for work o my to find out there is no Jordan. 🤣
Hahahaha well played
“Well I look good”, that was the highlight, hilarious.
Lmaooo! Funniest line from this video.
"Oh.....so i cant go fishing?"
"You can't do me one?"
😂😂😂 "I look good I just dont sound good" 😂😂😂😂
That manager was just as nice and patient as she could possibly be. She really hoped Jordan would step up.
If she knew her employees, she would know that she didn't hire anyone named Jordan last week.
Most people would assume that they’ve somehow forgot. Kinda hard to think someone would prank call you like this
"Well, I look good. I just don't sound good." Classic Jordan
what can I say, I'm a savage
Jordan Pardue Oh Jordan.
+Trap Music NOW. Hahaha, I lost it at that. Way too funny for me.
Trap Music Now. Best line of the whole video!!!😂
Classic Jordan. Funniest shit I read all day. And it’s late
“Okay guys, we’re gonna be short staffed today, Jordan called in 🙄”
“Jordan? Who’s Jordan?”
Whose Jordan? I dunno. Some dude that works in Electronics. He likes to go fishing.
Michael Jordan
LOL
Jordan Belfort
Jordaddy
I feel bad for the Jordan that **DOES** work in the Electronics department at that store. May he rest in piece 😂
Honestly, being too new for a sick day is just late stage capitalism
Very American
True. America is a third world country in a Gucci belt.
Saying america is a third world country is such a suburban american thing
@@meestersecure9060 By suburban, do you mean a non super rich person thing to say? Then yes, the middle class have a better quality of life in many other 1st world countries than in the USA. Just look at the gape in tax percentage between the top rich people and the working class in America as opposed to the 1st world countries. Look at the working conditions of the working class. Look at the healthcare system. Look at average life expectancies. Look at education. Look at ingredients banned in certain other countries as opposed to still not being banned in the US. An example is BHT which is commonly found in some mass production type of cereals etc in the US. Anyone who thinks America is so great in everything great has consumed too much "patriot" propaganda and/or does not have knowledge of better countries. America's motto should be Profits Over People. Land where the most politicians are bought and paid for by major corporation lobbyists.
@@hogant.551 You don't know what a 3rd world country is if you think the U.S is even remotely close to being one.... Even people who live below the poverty line here live better than practically all of the developing world. You must be some snobby Western European. Also This dude Is Canadian.... so that whole rant you wrote is incredibly embarrassing. Find a new hobby instead of whining about America every 5 minutes.
I’m just picturing the manager the next day at work trying to find Jordan’s records to give him a write up and becoming increasingly frustrated the longer she tries to figure it why there’s no records.
Probably because the guy in admin took a sick day and hadn't processed Jordan's employment yet :P
Or how she feels when she found out this was a prank 😂
Or how angry she was getting when he disregarded her and went fishing anyway!
Or how confused and pissed off some random employee named Jordan was for getting written up for nothing,....now that would be worth witnessing...🤔
@michaelfox2433 .....Not if there wS someone actually named Jordan and they showed up for their shift
Lol what a lucky guess that he said "electronics"
he knew who he was calling...
lol its fake
He's the one who called the store I'm sure he knows it has an electronics lol
Mo 2k I love your profile picture
Thomas Wilkerson meaning that she is over electronics specifically
A timeless video. Thank you for many years of having me come back for a good laugh. Especially during hard times.
She was really worried about that Walmart job
You know she planned her whole day around meeting this Jordan face to face. I bet she even wrote out a whole speech and practiced saying it in front of a mirror.
I sure hope there wasn't a Jordan that started last week!
The other employees under her probably got that speech and they're all wondering who tf is Jordan?
Manager sounded like a guy to me.
In her parents bathroom mirror
@@Nina_banana Who gives a shit?
"I don't want to give up the job because its good bread for me" lmao
weird.. i dont remember posting this
Lol!
Jimbo LMAO
@@James-jv4ue hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
@@cremtor5640 which Jimbo are you laughing your ass off at? I'm confused🤔
hope she enjoyed her little power trip
The kid named Jordan who really started to work there last week:
Manager: "If you don't show up for your shift it will be a 1st level written discipline."
Jordan: "How many of those do I get?"
😂🤣😂🤣
Like around 3 or 4
Depends on your work ethics and if they like you. I was actually late to my 1st official day of work 25 minutes because att I didn't know where to park for free of charge without getting a ticket and the HR just gave me a verbal warning and explain to her that my car was having issues also which was true and after that she was my friend
@@Arz2003 After 1st level it goes to 2nd level.
@@sunkintree lmao :-P
@@DK-mc7mp beat me to it.
😄😅🤣😂
Plot twist: there is actually a Jordan that did start last week but shows up for his shift…
Her: “I’m glad you made the right decision!”
Jordan: …thank you?
lol
This happened in some parallel universe lol
@@jakem.6479 "Plot Twist": it was
And now this manager has it in for him and he's like, "Dang, I can't catch a break from her!"
@@davidm4566 neither cant go for fishing
Thanks for the right way to get a good laugh. Keep it going.
That lady had incredible patience! I would work for her
Legend has it she is still waiting for Jordan to show for his shift...
I doubt it. Do you even know what an urban legend is?]
@@PartiallyAgonized r/woooosh! Is this your first day on TH-cam?
@@bryanf6638 please stop with the r/whooosh thing, this reddit infestation of the internet is so cringe and the people doing it just don't get it.
@@dainodawg3160 r/wooosh!
@@dainodawg3160 r/wooooooosh!!
😈
Bro you can literally just turn up and boom you’ve got yourself a job.
Crazy how that works
A few things wrong with this but you got the point.
Ud b surprised honestly
The Watcher RIIIGGHHHTT
It's an unpaid job at Walmart....
I SO needed that belly laugh!!! 🤣
This one of TH-cams finest classic vid right here this one is aging like fine wine
Later that day
Manager: "Did Jordan come in today?"
Electronics Department: "Who?!!"
..to be continued
Queue Roundabout by Yes
Imagine bro 🤣🤣🤣
Lol be hilarious if there's another Jordan at work
@@keith.loves.lasagna poor Jordan
This was just perfect. She was all mad at you. You almost got fired from a place you don't even work at.
Must feel bad to get fired from a job you don't even work out yo 😔
I'm thinking a real Jordan got a talking to.
he was about to get fired 😂!!
HA HA HA HA
Yea he almost pulled a Kramer. “You’re fired!”… “But I don’t even work here”
should’ve said i’m gonna have to quit ma’am when she said i’m in charge of you. let her know she’s not
"you're too new for a sick day" beautiful logic
if you have no idea how business operate
The fact is she will be mega pissed When he doesn’t show up
Yuup. Where the hell is Jordan ?
Lmao
@@steveafanador6441 lol then she gets fired for spending her time looking for Jordan.
She fina personally check that he does
"Wheres jordan" Everyone else. Who is jordan.
Plot twist: the "prank" caller was actually the manager
Yourboyfibs 😂😂
That’s a good one)
Lol!
Lol assistant manager, she was the assistant to the regional manager.
Yourboyfibs twist plot this guy isn’t even Canadian and that’s not a real phone!
Best laugh I had in a long time.Thanks!
It is an automatic unapproved, and a first level discipline.
“How many of those do I get?” ☠️😂
LOLOL I was thinking what he was thinking but would never ask that for fear of it being a dumbass question.
"You're missing the point" 😂🤣😂🤣
2nd Edition Dungeons and Dragons?
3 of those and you’ll get a full disadulation.
@@robertandrews8422 "you're missing the point "
So epic I have no words. She was probably WAITING for this “Jordan” to show up to work. I would love to see how much digging she did to find out there was no Jordan. This was priceless.
if it was my boss, who is "manager" but doesnt give a sh* because there are other buisnesses like mine under his "guidance" he would do probably nothing XD we are 6 people, i have 5 employed and he cant even remember the names of them, im surprised he knows who i am. And he is not like a very old person, he is in his 40s i believe.
I kinda feel bad if there actually is a Jordan.
I called today to let them know that I won’t be able to come in tomorrow cause of my moms birthday.She said she will tell my manager but it’s not guaranteed.What does that mean? Also I messaged my other manager and she said to contact one of the mangers on duty and that I had to put it in two weeks in advance which I already did.It still got declined and I have been closing for these past 4 weekends and the other two team members that work at my section in the store got it approved like it’s not fair.So I dont know if I should show up tomorrow or not?
@@worshipkpopwithyourheartan524 If I were you, I would ask myself, is it worth standing up for myself and not showing up if I got fired? Because they might not fire you, idk, depends on where you work. If it were me, and I decided that it was worth standing up for myself and not going in, then I would at least warn them and say that I will not be there because my mom’s birthday is more important. But you said you did that, so honestly I think you did the right thing. Don’t let yourself get pushed around by anybody, especially your job.
Idk how much they pay you or what this job is worth to you, but I don’t think any job is worth being disrespected to where they can’t honor your personal life outside work. Generally speaking.
@@FireFeather214 I agree 100%.For me I work at a store and make smoothies.Those people can live if I’m not there.Plus there are also other team members that can make smoothies too.if not they can just close the smoothie section.i get paid like $13 I think Im not sure 🤔.Plus if they do fire me because of this then maybe I should get a new job that will understand
"I look good" line had me dying. 🤣🤣😅
"you're too new to call in sick" lmao
I can't believe how polite she was, my slave master would've fired me right away!
Lmao
Slave master is accurate AF . I'd kill for this polite of a boss, even if she said no. At least my ass remains intact
You would deserve to get fired to ask that kind of shit hosnestly.
Slave master 😂😂😂
I didn’t know slaves got fired 🤔