One correction, some people were mentioning that when JoJo said she was a "beat off", this probably meant that she was a beat off in the music. I assumed it meant that she being was a jerk-off meaning that she was being lazy, but I forgot about how dance works and forgot about the beats in music which is pretty embarrassing as someone who used to dance myself as a teenager. I hope you will find it in your heart to forgive me for this grievous mistake
In Japanese half the time they don’t even bother trying to lower their voices. Lol sometimes it’s just the voice of a grown woman and we just have to accept that.
Jojo making the “I’m the real lesbian” joke and then explaining it’s a Eminem reference is the most unintentionally hilarious thing. The home schooled energy is so strong with her.
@@blakewhite3131 low-key same 😭 I think for me it's cause with "I'm the real shady" it's 5 syllables while "the real lesbian" is 7, so it's not smooth 😭😭
@@Thatslikefortoddles3789 Right…?! It’s like she heard weirdos saying “gays make their sexuality their entire personality” and she took it as a recommendation
that moment when you and your girlies are all starting to cope w/ your shared traumatic experience, except for ONE. she should have never effed around 😔
@@ona512not op- b u t, an avid queercore enjoyer Dazey and the scouts She/her/hers Destroy boys Pansy Division Gender chores The degenerettes Froggy Joe and the shit boys The menstrual cramps Big Joanie Hunx and his punx Be your own pet The oozes Sorry mom Lambrini girls
I do think that Jojo has been groomed by abusers her whole life to the point where she has become abusive to others because she literally does not know that it's wrong.
I think her raspy voice is actual damage to the vocal cords. Some interview clips sound like she screamed at the top of her lungs all night, and seeing her sing in the car, it makes even more sense that it is vocal damage
@@deewreltih2124 was this before or after she "officially grew up"??? Because it's a bit f*cked if her mom pushed her that far and this might be in response to that so she can still preform despite losing a cord.
That she claimed to invent "Gay Pop" and then released a song that was originally about a straight woman (check the Brit Smith version from 2012, the video shows that she's singing about men) is the funniest thing I have ever seen in my life.
And all these videos are giving her all the attention her ego wants and fyi I can't stand her I just find it sad pathetic that all the videos are like she needs to be stopped or go away but yet this so called educated need to make videos to talk about her to get their own attention and likes . Like fr when u do shit like and weird ass girl like ain't gonna what u saying you're still feeding her ego 🤷🤷💀💀
Do I give a crap about JoJo Siwa? No. Will I listen to a deadpan TH-camr exposing all the crap she’s done and then hop over to the parody music video he made about her? Yes.
Honestly, her defending Abby & other people who mistreat and abuse children just screams brainwashing to me. She grew up being treated like that and bc of that can't even see how genuinely horrible it is. I hope she can actually realize it for what it is someday, but as of now it doesn't seem like she will do so anytime soon, especially around her mom who put her in that place to begin with
Well yeah, people dont just randomly believe that yelling at children is ok and she has obviously been through a lot of abuse herself, but that’s doesn’t excuse her continuing the cycle of abuse.
nahh. it's not an excuse, at all. i was abused and bullied as a kid but i don't bully or abuse other people. it's her responsibility as an adult to break the cycle and blaming it on trauma is taking agency away from her and other abuse victims to change their behavior.
@@pedro-pascals-armpit Pointing out that her actions stem from trauma is not that same thing as excusing her actions. You can empathize with someone while still condemning their behavior.
I do feel empathy for Jojo. She was clearly used so much as a child that she was never allowed to develop normally. She never got to have the same experiences that normal kids do. She became a brand at such a young age.
@@aalmondmilk true I know that I just love Gaga. She has expressed how much she has been inspired by the 80s music and disco and I love that she doesn't hide that fact.
I was listening to this while driving and I almost had to pull over cuz I was laughing so hard at Grown Ass Lesbian. I had to go back and listen to it again once I got home so I could watch the video along with it. I haven't laughed that hard in a while so thank you for that 😂
I just came here to say this. like as weird as jojo may be, I dont think she's calling kids "beat-offs" lmao. good take and video otherwise though, that was just a hilarious misunderstanding
@@Konitama this just now occurred to me tbh, yet another instance of the joke going over my head (or just Ryan having the driest delivery in the world). maybe Jojo should split the difference and stfu. less confusion all around
Ryan, my mom and I lost our home and were homeless for 8 months last year. I just want you too see this before the chat gets flooded. You really helped me through a really dark time. Thank you.
Aww I'm so sorry to hear that you went through that! It's crazy to me that I am able to have that effect on people who I've never met. I hope things are going better for you now!
I know this was meant to be a joke but technically this still works because they are non-binary and lesbian as a term is just people who are non-men who love non-men.
addition to misusing innuendos: when i was in high school for some reason my brain mixed up "beat my ass" and "eat my ass" so i started saying like "fuck i forgot to do my homework, mr t is gonna eat my ass in seventh period"
It's kinda funny cus in the 90s and 00s as kids we used to make those kinda jokes on purpose in MMOs and such. Nowadays the gaming community (thankfully) has moved on and we have all matured. But it's funny to be how you youngsters had a similar phase :P
@@Stettafire honestly i wish it was a conscious choice because it is a hilarious phrase to describe someone being mad at you. but just one day my brain decided that "eat my ass" sounded more correct than "beat my ass" so i started saying it and i just assumed i had been saying it wrong beforehand. i chalk it up to me being the type of kid that would always read a word way before i heard it out loud so i'd pronounce stuff way wrong without ever realizing it, and then once it was pointed out to me i'd have to write over the data in my brain to make sure i'd pronounce it right, so i'm used to suddenly changing the way i speak or write
The interviewer with her when she talked about "gay pop" and being the first in her generation to make a switch looked at her like he was trying not to laugh right in her face
She wants her Miley Moment so bad. Difference is, Miley invited us on a fun, whirlwind train wreck full of iconic music and Miley crashing her Hannah Montana image to rise like a phoenix from the ashes. Jojo is just having a seizure on the beach in KISS cosplay
@@rosesweetcharlotte Miley never bragged about being the "first this," or the "first that." What makes it worse is that JoJo is far from being the first anything.
I know a handful of people with raspy voices, and the things they all seem to have in common are these: they have no idea what an "indoor voice" is, and they never stop talking the whole time they're awake.
No, she needs to leave (get out). Any apology for this monstrosity she created will be too little too late. I don’t think she can comeback from this and I’ll be trying not to think about it if she does. Maybe she’s in her Spiral SZN, but until she demonstrates she can do better, I’m preparing for the worst (I assume).
I really appreciate the comment about "proportionality," can't tell you how many times I've rolled my eyes at TH-camrs treating people like Jojo with the same severity as actual criminals. 💀
Since when is not allowing a child there legally required breaks, withholding contractually obligated money, and miss treating disabled children due to their disability not a crime?
Exactly. Its pretty clear most ppl don't actually give a fuck abt the children affected by her and the ppl she associates with and just wanna use this as an opportunity to post cringe content by painting her as some cartoonish villian
It's such a common thing it's absurd. Same with people like James Corden. He's unlikeable and fake, but he got a disproportionate amount of attention and hate for it. There are actual predators that don't get that amount of backlash. Might just be easier and more fun to ho after cringe people, than having to go into the actual dark stuff. Jojo has done some despicable things to kids on her show, and she defended Colleen Ballinger (and Abby). But it's easier to joke around about her being cringe.
This can’t be what it’s for. Trauma and battle medicine absolutely DO NOT use tampons for this purpose. It can even do more harm than good. A bullet wound bleeds a lot more than a period… and needs things like tourniquets, LOTS of gauze packing, and things like wound sealants. Please stop spreading this myth.
Forgot to mention that Britt Smith, who originally wrote Karma, ended up releasing her own original version of Karma and it was successful. It lead to Britt Smith releasing some of her own other music from back then and getting her own little "big break" which wouldn't have happened if JoJo hadn't made Karma. So good for Britt Smith.
Ngl when she went out from the water, she was tryna give "I'm new and bad now" in the MV , it pretty much gave alligator and pennywise instead. Nice cover btw Beard
Snl actually made fun of a viral video of a girl I went to high-school with that I'm pretty certain had some mental development issues. It was the "Courtney take your break" girl. I think it was like a mean girls musical that was performed by minors in a free theater program in my home town. Pretty sad.
Cringe only lasts when done genuinely. The Room has some semblance of staying power because despite the cringe, it had passion behind it. Good or bad, the intention behind something affects it. A person who commits and does things for them rather than others will always create a more memorable piece of work, regardless of quality.
@@jazwhoaskedforthis help me same omg? everyone talked about everything under the sun when came to her rebrand except that?????????? like for the best because wtf
@@deephilipjr Not in that song though. Her newer stuff though I think shows off her singing voice way better. Whoever thought "Friday" was a good idea need firing.
you know what i was burnt out from seeing youtubers make jojo siwa videos but i’m gonna watch this one. i just know beard doesn’t give shallow “omg so cring now bad gorl” commentary
Ngl I feel like he could’ve gone harder on the cycles of abuse, especially with the previous examples from dance moms like Maddie’s inappropriate relationship with SIA and Jojo’s past grooming as a teen surrounded by Shane Dawson and tana mojo.
Literally I've seen so many videos I stopped after like 2 bc like. Come on. But the titles gave.me hope he'd actually have something interesting to say
I really respect you for you level commentary, Ryan. You are very mindful on drawing the line when you criticize people like this, and I think that shows what a thoughtful and fair-minded person you are! JoJo is being an insufferable clown, but I hope as she grows up she realizes how messed up her childhood was and that she doesn’t need to perpetuate that cycle.
I will say i cant help but sympathise with Jojo as a person who obviously has a lot of trauma, like so much of her behavior screems childhood trauma shes literally going through a teenage emo phase at the age of 20. I just think its gross to instead of trying to move past her trauma she continues the cycle of child exploitation in Hollywood. Jojo doesnt need a rebrand, she needs fucking therapy
18:57 she wasn’t even really a child influencer in the same way someone like Troye was. he started his channel from nothing and gained audience with his personality/looks/talent alone. Jojo was a reality tv star more like honey boo-boo, that gave her a platform to decide to make youtube videos
I know we didn’t really have social media but Brittany Spears and Christina Aguilera were child influencers when in the Mickey Mouse club turned pop stars too
We didn't have social media... We had MTV and magazines, and honestly, social media gives me the same vibes sometimes. You remember that article about Britney shaving her head? I was treated like shit because I was horrified by that article. I lost freinds cus they laughed over it and I felt sick to my stomach. I figured she was just a celeb crumbling under the pressure, didn't know about all the abuse though. I did though, stop watching TV and all that stuff. Then years later started watching YT. So I guess Britney is why I'm here? Anyway, in case it needs saying, I wish her a bright future cus OMG I read her biography and it's bloody horrifying.
@@ladygreenwithenvyThe context iirc is that someone accused him of queerbaiting in a tiktok comment, he replied with a video in his defense saying that he credits Marsha P. Johnson for his style, (her style was colorful dresses and big flowery headdresses, wildly different from what he himself was wearing.) Basically people were saying that his reply felt a bit tone deaf, like he didn’t do his research, and was more of a performative activist than anything. Hope this makes sense, this happened in 2021 so idk if the video is still up, but there still should be duets and stitches out there where people explain it a lot better than I did lol. I believe he did upload an apology for it, but that’s for u to take as you will.
I honestly think this is a big distraction tactic. I think as soon as this mistreating of her child music group thing blows over, she’s gonna come out with a better song. I guess being obnoxious is better than possibly being/hanging out with abusers.
You hit the nail on the head, because it absolutely is. She should've apologized to the XOMG girls instead of doing this rebrand, but she chose not to.
JoJo is the pop idol equivalent of a homeschooled kid - a considerable feat considering she has been in the public. I know her child star persona was this dayglow Lisa Frank aesthetic but what kind of bubble formed around her to be so clueless of the culture that preceded her, I guess in that situation “Bangerz” would seem revelatory 🤦🏻 It’s an unfortunate right of passage for baby gays to be super cringey and very loud about it and I can also appreciate that coming of age in the public spotlight is bound to be awkward. It just sucks to have someone so eager to rep the LGBTQs be so ignorant about so much, not a great model by any means
I don't like the implication that abusing a disabled child to the point of bleeding is a less serious offence than coleen ballinger who made a serious of inappropriate comments to children. I don't want to downplay coleen's actions at all but I don't see how physical abuse doesn't top or at least match that
People are defending her saying she was abused too, it's not that bad, etc. She financially exploited, abused, and traumatized literal children - and refused to apologize. FULL STOP.
@@lordfreerealestate8302It's crazy how some people are defending her because she was also abused. In my opinion when you repeat the cycle of abuse on kids, defend someone who abused you (as well as the other children that were on dance moms), and support people who are predators, you are not a victim anymore. You have become an abuser. The awful shit JoJo went through as a kid can help explain her abusive behavior as an adult, but it's not an excuse and it doesn't justify her actions in the slightest. The fact that people keep trying to use the fact that she was abused too as some sort of "get out of jail free" card for the reprehensible things she's done is gross.
@@PeachReverie Trust me it is especially since both came out the same month and only days apart. Melanie dropped her album August 14, 2015 and Miley dropped BBY talk August 30, 2015
@@AJDaniels5298it's kinda ironic to call it a goth phase bc she's basically wearing the same stuff she has always worn except now with black rhinestones
She's just a bit naive. It's nothing shocking that a sheltered 20 year-old taught to think about how they're perceived from an incredibly young age has an inflated sense of self and very low self-awareness. She needs better adults in her life. She's not exempt from love and support. The humility is coming to her, like it does everyone. She will look back on this and cringe wildly. I hope we're a bit kinder when she inevitably goes through THAT.
I’m so glad TH-cam recommended you in my feed. First time seeing you but definitely won’t be the last ❤ I love your version of karma better than the original 😂
@@WeeCurious he said his style was inspired by Marsha P Johnson when people were basically calling him a pick me white man because he appropriates queer aesthetics and paints his nails. It was very obvious that he just found first queer black person on google and used her to try to score points with the girls and the gays. It backfired horribly
@@WeeCurious he made a tiktok saying he gets most of his "..style inspiration from Marsha P. Johnson, a trans woman of color gay activist..." and then carried on talking abt himself. sprinkling her name in the middle of his pretty lengthy (as far as tiktoks go) video essentially just stroking his own fashion and ego. bringing up Marsha's name only for the sake of making himself appear more cultured/appealing/cool/intellectual/???? i don't even know. in case you don't gay history: marsha p. johnson was not just a trans woman of color and a gay activist. she was the THE gay activist. she threw the first brick at Stonewall, starting the riot. misinformation about her is rampant, and many sources don't even acknowledge that she was trans, they claim she was a drag queen. and her cause of death is still unknown. there are documentaries about her and her LARGE impact on everything for the gay community. (if you don't know about the Stonewall Riot, google it. not even bc it's interesting, bc it's what kickstarted the gay rights movement during a time where being gay was criminalized and deemed a mental disorder. and being trans was either unheard of by most people or had such a stigma that most people were immediately sent to mental "hospitals" for years and often died there. lobotomies were still being performed at this time i think.)
@@WeeCurious Film Cooper has a video called "JoJo Siwa is a Manipulative Lying Villain (in my opinion)", I think it may have been a reference to that? Ryan talks about people calling JoJo a villain, and when I got to that point in this video, a mental image of Cooper's video automatically came to mind.
I was gonna make a joke about Cribs, but then I found out that they rebooted it in 2021, so there's a non-zero chance for her to be on it eventually...
The way the girls are staring at her while she’s essentially dismissing/defending the traumatic experiences they went through says so much. I really want to know what they were thinking while they were sitting there listening to jojo. (ALSO her forcing the raspy voice makes me think that she probably wants to be like Natasha Lyonne)
One correction, some people were mentioning that when JoJo said she was a "beat off", this probably meant that she was a beat off in the music. I assumed it meant that she being was a jerk-off meaning that she was being lazy, but I forgot about how dance works and forgot about the beats in music which is pretty embarrassing as someone who used to dance myself as a teenager. I hope you will find it in your heart to forgive me for this grievous mistake
Someone that looks like u ..with a face like yours..shod never being judging anyone for anything 🤣😂😂
@@jadebel7006 🤣😂🤣 facts
Your brain was probably a beat off from having to research this incredibly cringe maniac
@jadebel7006 you could have been less rude. They acknowledged they made a mistake. Please don't bother. 🙄
Damn you really could have kept that to yourself @@jadebel7006
Jojo Siwa has gone from an adult's interpretation of a child to a child's interpretation of an adult
Oh my gosh youre right 😅
Perfect! Agreed.
That's actually sad af if you think about it
💯💯💯correct
And that right there IS art! But not in the way she thinks it is.
Her raspy voice is cultural appropriation of the fully grown women who voice teenage boys in anime.
Megumi Ogata (the queen of adult women voicing teen boys) is a much better singer than Jojo is too.
In Japanese half the time they don’t even bother trying to lower their voices. Lol sometimes it’s just the voice of a grown woman and we just have to accept that.
OMG close your eyes she sounds like Ash Ketchum LMFAOOOOO
@@alastair852for a sec I thought you meant JoJo's bizarre adventure and I was like "which va are you talking about" 💀💀
Christina Vee Valenzuela could blow Jojo out of the goddamn water
Jojo making the “I’m the real lesbian” joke and then explaining it’s a Eminem reference is the most unintentionally hilarious thing. The home schooled energy is so strong with her.
My heart squeezed in cringe from the SECOND the clip started holy fuck
The IMMEDIATE "yeah." Because obviously everyone gets it we aren't on mars
@@blakewhite3131 low-key same 😭 I think for me it's cause with "I'm the real shady" it's 5 syllables while "the real lesbian" is 7, so it's not smooth 😭😭
@@Cage-CatYT "cause im the real lezbin yes im the real lezbin--"
@@communistamandaor just “lezzy”
“Im the lezzy, yes I’m the real lezzy all you other fake lezz’s is just imitatin”
“It’s like Slim Shady but the real lesbian”
😐 we know, we heard you
Even if people didn't catch that the first time, it's not that good of a joke for her to explain it 😭
😂
That's literally the hardest I've ever cringed in my life
@@Thatslikefortoddles3789 Right…?!
It’s like she heard weirdos saying “gays make their sexuality their entire personality” and she took it as a recommendation
@@OscarLangleySoryu fr
JoJo Siwa: No one in my generation has made this extreme of a switch.
Nintendo: Am I a joke to you?
It's even more true with their new horror game.
Underrated comment
😂😂😂😂😂
lightswitch makers: am i a joke to you?
when she defended Abby the girls looked at her like she’s crazy
that moment when you and your girlies are all starting to cope w/ your shared traumatic experience, except for ONE. she should have never effed around 😔
The pick me energy is intense. It speaks to a lot of childhood issues she'll be unpacking for years.
Also why tf is she so BIG. Like she's obviously fit, she's just HUGE.
That was my face too
she is crazy
Jojo siwa would genuinely shit herself if she saw a queercore artist.
fr like....like who OP you shuld totally list one or two or ten maybe for me--I mean Jojo
@@ona512not op- b u t, an avid queercore enjoyer
Dazey and the scouts
She/her/hers
Destroy boys
Pansy Division
Gender chores
The degenerettes
Froggy
Joe and the shit boys
The menstrual cramps
Big Joanie
Hunx and his punx
Be your own pet
The oozes
Sorry mom
Lambrini girls
Is 100 Gecs queercore? I know it's hyperpop @@ona512
I wanna see her listen to 100gecs 😂
i listen to a lot of queercore and i have never heard anything like jojos music when listening to said queercore 😸
I do think that Jojo has been groomed by abusers her whole life to the point where she has become abusive to others because she literally does not know that it's wrong.
Yeah that's why I kinda have sympathy for her.
I just hope she grows up and realizes this.
Yeah, her literally saying that when Abbey yelled at her she was always right to really seems to point in that direction tbh
Absolutely this. It’s pretty sad and while it’s not an excuse, it’s not surprising given her history.
Some ab,,use.d and gr00med kids grow up to become ab,U,,sers themselves and JoJo has that energy in a big way
@@nukaghoula bruh, you know this ain't TikTok....you don't have to self censor lol
JoJo “I made gay pop”
Elton John, Boy George, Ziggy Stardust, the Village People,
all say “Bitch Please!”
Don't forget Lady Gaga.
Freddie Mercury would like a word too
@@SavouryGalette she came later
I love how your parody of "Karma" was better than the original 🤣💀
She's doing these interviews exactly how 12 year old me would role play doing interviews while daydreaming about becoming famous lol
Also like me when learning a new language
LOL🤭😭😂😂😂😂 this is so true
Haha 😂 she definitely is stuck emotionally in adolescence.
With those cheap plastic microphones. I miss those times
😂👍❤️
I think her raspy voice is actual damage to the vocal cords. Some interview clips sound like she screamed at the top of her lungs all night, and seeing her sing in the car, it makes even more sense that it is vocal damage
I can't imagine she took serious singing lessons. She probably legit can't sing in a sustainable way
I believe there’s an interview she did where she says that she has destroyed one of her vocal cords and only has one now. It’s actually really sad
shes also genetically her mother, its why even though shes thin shes built like a door frame
@@deewreltih2124 was this before or after she "officially grew up"???
Because it's a bit f*cked if her mom pushed her that far and this might be in response to that so she can still preform despite losing a cord.
@@Gingersnaps_the_pumpkin_kitty I believe it was in the making of Karma that she damaged her cord
Just imagining her saying the “I want to be the inventor of ‘gay pop” line in an interview with like RuPaul
Tbf If she said that in front of any drag queen (or drag king) that makes music, she'd get roasted into the shadow realm
Or Gloria Jones.
Say that ish to Elton John and see whats up 😂
@@OliviaandtrinaElton John would just freaking blast off in a rocket I think.
That she claimed to invent "Gay Pop" and then released a song that was originally about a straight woman (check the Brit Smith version from 2012, the video shows that she's singing about men) is the funniest thing I have ever seen in my life.
Jojo didn't get to be a weird ass kid so now she's a weird ass adult
And all these videos are giving her all the attention her ego wants and fyi I can't stand her I just find it sad pathetic that all the videos are like she needs to be stopped or go away but yet this so called educated need to make videos to talk about her to get their own attention and likes . Like fr when u do shit like and weird ass girl like ain't gonna what u saying you're still feeding her ego 🤷🤷💀💀
Do I give a crap about JoJo Siwa? No. Will I listen to a deadpan TH-camr exposing all the crap she’s done and then hop over to the parody music video he made about her? Yes.
i was thinking "why are people dunking on this little kid so hard" until I realised that she's indeed not eleven years old anymore 💀
How time flies huh?
yeah i keep forgetting me and her are the same age
Yeah, she is old enough to drink now.
@@SaintCharlosin Disneyland
@@SaintCharlosold enough to drink root beer and act like it’s real beer.
Honestly, her defending Abby & other people who mistreat and abuse children just screams brainwashing to me. She grew up being treated like that and bc of that can't even see how genuinely horrible it is. I hope she can actually realize it for what it is someday, but as of now it doesn't seem like she will do so anytime soon, especially around her mom who put her in that place to begin with
Yeah it feels like a trauma thing, indoctrination or the fawn response or something, idk. I could be wrong though.
Well yeah, people dont just randomly believe that yelling at children is ok and she has obviously been through a lot of abuse herself, but that’s doesn’t excuse her continuing the cycle of abuse.
nahh. it's not an excuse, at all. i was abused and bullied as a kid but i don't bully or abuse other people. it's her responsibility as an adult to break the cycle and blaming it on trauma is taking agency away from her and other abuse victims to change their behavior.
@@pedro-pascals-armpit Pointing out that her actions stem from trauma is not that same thing as excusing her actions. You can empathize with someone while still condemning their behavior.
@@superemoboi2050 op said "she grew up being treated like that and bc of that she can't see how horrible it is" lmao
I do feel empathy for Jojo. She was clearly used so much as a child that she was never allowed to develop normally. She never got to have the same experiences that normal kids do. She became a brand at such a young age.
She is a prime example of someone sadly continuing the cycle of abuse.
Worse part is people tuned in to watch her be verbally and emotionally abused. We really need to do better by child abuse victims
Okay, yea.. that's a good point..
Jojo "I invented gay pop"
Lady Gaga walks in.
*60/70s disco walks in as backup*
@@aalmondmilk true I know that I just love Gaga. She has expressed how much she has been inspired by the 80s music and disco and I love that she doesn't hide that fact.
@@aalmondmilk oh shi- now the entire enforcement has arrived :O
@@aalmondmilk80s new wave/synth pop is right behind you disco.
Sylvester! 💙😍💙
I was listening to this while driving and I almost had to pull over cuz I was laughing so hard at Grown Ass Lesbian. I had to go back and listen to it again once I got home so I could watch the video along with it. I haven't laughed that hard in a while so thank you for that 😂
"beat off" means she was a beat behind in the choreography they were practicing... she wasn't calling her a "beatoff"
I just came here to say this. like as weird as jojo may be, I dont think she's calling kids "beat-offs" lmao. good take and video otherwise though, that was just a hilarious misunderstanding
we all had the same note lol
He 100% knew this... that was part of the joke
gonna start calling people beatoffs now though lmao
@@Konitama this just now occurred to me tbh, yet another instance of the joke going over my head (or just Ryan having the driest delivery in the world). maybe Jojo should split the difference and stfu. less confusion all around
"I am effing gay" is already the best song we'll see in 2024.
Ha ha my like gave evil number
I keep going back to this video to hear “mommy told me” 😂😂😂
@jackiealexander92530 you can stream it online actually!
@@jackiealexander92530 The whole song was chef's kiss 💋
it absolutely didn't have to go so hard but it did and I'm grateful for it
Ryan, my mom and I lost our home and were homeless for 8 months last year. I just want you too see this before the chat gets flooded. You really helped me through a really dark time. Thank you.
I hope they see this. I’m so sorry that you and your mom went through that.
I hope you're doing better now, i hope he sees this
Aww I'm so sorry to hear that you went through that! It's crazy to me that I am able to have that effect on people who I've never met. I hope things are going better for you now!
Hey dude, I'm very sorry that you and your mother went through something so harsh :(
I hope both of you are safe in a cozy house now! Lots of love ❤❤
I’m sorry to hear and hope things get better for you both! I’m going through a similar situation myself, things will get better, don’t lose hope 🙏
I can believe you invented gay pop with that song at the end… truly talented
The picture of Marsha P. Johnson turning to FilmCooper fucking sent me 😭
She's giving "I just discovered cocaine" vibes.
She's homeschooled, who's going to get the plug for her?
She has faked being drunk lol Not so much on the coke thing lol.
Girl 😂😂😂 you made me spit my coffee
🤣🤣🤣
More like Reign energy
WHEN SHE DEFENDED ABBY, ALL THE OTHER GIRLS LOOKED AT HER LIKE “what the fu- NO“
Kendall’s face ☠️☠️☠️
@@ewwitscullen9132 which one is Kendall? Sorry, I've never watched dance moms.
Nothing stops you from being edgy faster than going on a press tour telling everybody how you're trying to be edgier.
The parody at the end is so damn good; things like that on top of the commentary are why I like your videos so much. Good job
Ryan beard coming out as an adult lesbian has to be the highlight of this year. Props to her ❤️
In before transphobic weirdos misinterpret this and think we agree with them 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
I know this was meant to be a joke but technically this still works because they are non-binary and lesbian as a term is just people who are non-men who love non-men.
addition to misusing innuendos: when i was in high school for some reason my brain mixed up "beat my ass" and "eat my ass" so i started saying like "fuck i forgot to do my homework, mr t is gonna eat my ass in seventh period"
I can’t imagine the amount of times you almost got cps called💀
Nah I would've laughed my ass off if I heard that
I DID THE SAME XAXAXAXA
It's kinda funny cus in the 90s and 00s as kids we used to make those kinda jokes on purpose in MMOs and such. Nowadays the gaming community (thankfully) has moved on and we have all matured. But it's funny to be how you youngsters had a similar phase :P
@@Stettafire honestly i wish it was a conscious choice because it is a hilarious phrase to describe someone being mad at you. but just one day my brain decided that "eat my ass" sounded more correct than "beat my ass" so i started saying it and i just assumed i had been saying it wrong beforehand. i chalk it up to me being the type of kid that would always read a word way before i heard it out loud so i'd pronounce stuff way wrong without ever realizing it, and then once it was pointed out to me i'd have to write over the data in my brain to make sure i'd pronounce it right, so i'm used to suddenly changing the way i speak or write
The interviewer with her when she talked about "gay pop" and being the first in her generation to make a switch looked at her like he was trying not to laugh right in her face
She has “Only Gay in the Village” energy.
She wants her Miley Moment so bad. Difference is, Miley invited us on a fun, whirlwind train wreck full of iconic music and Miley crashing her Hannah Montana image to rise like a phoenix from the ashes. Jojo is just having a seizure on the beach in KISS cosplay
@@rosesweetcharlotte Miley never bragged about being the "first this," or the "first that." What makes it worse is that JoJo is far from being the first anything.
@@sister_bertrille911 Miley has confidence in her ability as an artist
I know a handful of people with raspy voices, and the things they all seem to have in common are these: they have no idea what an "indoor voice" is, and they never stop talking the whole time they're awake.
Ryan why is your rendition of Karma 1000x better than the actual song??! I'M EFFING HYSTERICAL
Jojo, you were supposed to be a bad girl not a bad person 😭😭😭
The “bad girl” makeover doesn’t even make sense for Jojo. All she needed to do was take that bow off, chill out, and just be an adult
She literally acts the same way in just a different outfit. That’s why the rebrand didn’t work
Exactly
I somehow feel her mom is still controlling her behind the scenes. These stunts are usually performed by cringy soccer moms
I guess you could say Jojo’s going through a bizarre adventure
That's hilarious
How dare you 😭
Oh. My. Yes yes yes. You're right.
No, she needs to leave (get out). Any apology for this monstrosity she created will be too little too late. I don’t think she can comeback from this and I’ll be trying not to think about it if she does. Maybe she’s in her Spiral SZN, but until she demonstrates she can do better, I’m preparing for the worst (I assume).
more like jojo's mildly entertaining saturday night
I don't do chemistry I do SCIENCE 🤣🤣🤣 best analogy of artist vs. blank I've heard yet!
25:30 NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THE FILM COOPER JUMPSCARE HELLO ???
yeah i mean i think shes just happy that no ones talking about her abuse allegations
the kid allegedly was recently out of surgery + she was financially abusing them by simply not paying them, even for merch rights
I don't think it's a coincidence that her rebrand happened within a few months of the allegations.
What? This definitely did flow over my head
I really appreciate the comment about "proportionality," can't tell you how many times I've rolled my eyes at TH-camrs treating people like Jojo with the same severity as actual criminals. 💀
I wonder how much of people's reactions to JoJo's cringe is just straight misogyny.
I mean her and her mom did allegedly exploit children and emotionally abuse them
Since when is not allowing a child there legally required breaks, withholding contractually obligated money, and miss treating disabled children due to their disability not a crime?
Exactly. Its pretty clear most ppl don't actually give a fuck abt the children affected by her and the ppl she associates with and just wanna use this as an opportunity to post cringe content by painting her as some cartoonish villian
It's such a common thing it's absurd. Same with people like James Corden. He's unlikeable and fake, but he got a disproportionate amount of attention and hate for it. There are actual predators that don't get that amount of backlash.
Might just be easier and more fun to ho after cringe people, than having to go into the actual dark stuff.
Jojo has done some despicable things to kids on her show, and she defended Colleen Ballinger (and Abby). But it's easier to joke around about her being cringe.
Out of curiousity I searched up "gay pop" on TH-cam music and immediately got a playlist for it. Jojo Siwa was nowhere on that list lol
Slay
Not gonna lie. Grown-ass Lesbian is a banger of a fucking song. I know I'm going to be adding it to a "Guilty Pleasure" playlist I made on Spotify.
The worst part about the “i’m not a singer i’m an artist” thing” is that she could have said musician instead of artist and no one would have cared
Jojo is treating her rebrand like there's a gap in the market 😂🤦♀️
Haven't you heard? She invented gay pop. Elton John, Queen, David Bowie, Lady Gaga, etc - all vanished in an instant. Jojo IS gay pop.
@@Oliviaandtrina 🤣
Lil Nas X is stepping down as we speak. Only room in Hollywood for one sparkly costumed gay pop star at a time.
I’m a teacher. We actually do have tampons given to us in our emergency kits in case of a school shooting. :(
I’ve heard military medics carry them on the battlefield for the same purpose.
This can’t be what it’s for. Trauma and battle medicine absolutely DO NOT use tampons for this purpose. It can even do more harm than good. A bullet wound bleeds a lot more than a period… and needs things like tourniquets, LOTS of gauze packing, and things like wound sealants. Please stop spreading this myth.
Tampons actually originated as a way to pack bullet holes! So they're being used for their og purpose
All this and they still won't offer an emergency tip service for students who seem like they might be in a crisis.
Yeah I thought they were designed for that originally?
"Thou shalt not get sued as long as they signed NDAs" hits harddd
Thank you for that glorious cover. I finally have something to play on Pride
Your cover of the song is a crime, I am so mad, it's amazing and I kind of vibe with it.
Ladies and gentleman... gay wrongs
LMFAO OH MY GOD 💀
I choked on my chocolate milk because of your comment 😭😂
Forgot to mention that Britt Smith, who originally wrote Karma, ended up releasing her own original version of Karma and it was successful. It lead to Britt Smith releasing some of her own other music from back then and getting her own little "big break" which wouldn't have happened if JoJo hadn't made Karma. So good for Britt Smith.
She didn't write it. She recorded it
It's interesting that you mention Rebecca Black considering she has actually been making "gay pop" for years now
I effing love you, Ryan Beard.
this is my favorite video on jojo, it felt a lot more grounded than the rest while still being funny
Unfortunately, we can’t get tampons for our bullet holes, we can’t even get them for our periods due to the pink tax
Ngl when she went out from the water, she was tryna give "I'm new and bad now" in the MV , it pretty much gave alligator and pennywise instead.
Nice cover btw Beard
Not Pennywise!😂😂
I disagree because either of those moods could/would have been way hotter and more badass than what she actually did.
Giving off "Look out, here comes Moto-Moto"
@@maxwellkagel7198
"Look at how- I think Jojo-Jojo likes you" 🎶
To be fair, SNL is absolutely full of straight up bullying wrapped in trash.
EDIT: Why is your version a genuine BOP???? Alchemy, skill, perfection
Snl actually made fun of a viral video of a girl I went to high-school with that I'm pretty certain had some mental development issues. It was the "Courtney take your break" girl. I think it was like a mean girls musical that was performed by minors in a free theater program in my home town. Pretty sad.
Yea the newer SNL sucks because of that.
SNL has been really toxic for a long time - platformed Elon Musk and other problematic people, and has been in decline for so long.
@@nevertbagabeartrap "Courtney take your break" is from the legally blonde musical
@@user-cz5yn1ey8y my bad it's been a long time
Holy crap Ryan's voice is so nice to listen to, that I forgot to skip the sponsorship and watched the whole thing.
The "Karma" parody at the end of the video was absolutely priceless! Loved it!
Cringe only lasts when done genuinely. The Room has some semblance of staying power because despite the cringe, it had passion behind it.
Good or bad, the intention behind something affects it. A person who commits and does things for them rather than others will always create a more memorable piece of work, regardless of quality.
Lol I love the Room. Oh hai Mark.
i never realised how out of the loop i was with miley cyrus wym baby talk was a thing that existed????????
Ikr like why did the media at the time focus on criticising the tongue thing and not the baby thing what
I had no idea that existed and I miss ten minutes ago when I didn't know
@@jazwhoaskedforthis help me same omg? everyone talked about everything under the sun when came to her rebrand except that?????????? like for the best because wtf
Huh
I totally forgot it existed and I’m glad I did
speaking of rebecca black's "friday", that song could also technically be considered "gay pop"
Ha true now thats shes come out
she releases actual gay pop now
Unlike Jojo, Rebecca has singing talent
@@deephilipjr Not in that song though. Her newer stuff though I think shows off her singing voice way better. Whoever thought "Friday" was a good idea need firing.
There is also a lot of lesbian indie/folk music - just saying 🤷♀
SNL hasn't been funny in decades but that skit about her was hilarious!! Was so spot on. 😂
Ryan rocked that look so hard though??? The commitment 🧑🍳💋
Jojo saying she's an artist literally makes me think of bo Burnhams "art is dead" IM WEARING MAKEUP MAKEUP MAKEUP 😂
Fucking YES omgggggggggxextcyvybuvyxyc
And maybe she’ll grow out of it
you know what i was burnt out from seeing youtubers make jojo siwa videos but i’m gonna watch this one. i just know beard doesn’t give shallow “omg so cring now bad gorl” commentary
Omg same
Ngl I feel like he could’ve gone harder on the cycles of abuse, especially with the previous examples from dance moms like Maddie’s inappropriate relationship with SIA and Jojo’s past grooming as a teen surrounded by Shane Dawson and tana mojo.
Literally I've seen so many videos I stopped after like 2 bc like. Come on. But the titles gave.me hope he'd actually have something interesting to say
you went all out for your parody 🤣🤣
I really respect you for you level commentary, Ryan. You are very mindful on drawing the line when you criticize people like this, and I think that shows what a thoughtful and fair-minded person you are!
JoJo is being an insufferable clown, but I hope as she grows up she realizes how messed up her childhood was and that she doesn’t need to perpetuate that cycle.
I will say i cant help but sympathise with Jojo as a person who obviously has a lot of trauma, like so much of her behavior screems childhood trauma shes literally going through a teenage emo phase at the age of 20. I just think its gross to instead of trying to move past her trauma she continues the cycle of child exploitation in Hollywood. Jojo doesnt need a rebrand, she needs fucking therapy
exactly
This!
Every time I get caught lying (bad at it) I just say “I’m not a liar! I’m an interactive storyteller! I’m an artist”
18:57 she wasn’t even really a child influencer in the same way someone like Troye was. he started his channel from nothing and gained audience with his personality/looks/talent alone. Jojo was a reality tv star more like honey boo-boo, that gave her a platform to decide to make youtube videos
Congratulations on the humor my friend. You’re feckin hilarious.
please make more Jojo Siwa videos I don't even like her but I am utterly fascinated by this trainwreck of a rebranding move
I know we didn’t really have social media but Brittany Spears and Christina Aguilera were child influencers when in the Mickey Mouse club turned pop stars too
I don't even understand how Miley Cyrus doesn't also qualify as that? Raven-Symone, too?
We didn't have social media... We had MTV and magazines, and honestly, social media gives me the same vibes sometimes. You remember that article about Britney shaving her head? I was treated like shit because I was horrified by that article. I lost freinds cus they laughed over it and I felt sick to my stomach. I figured she was just a celeb crumbling under the pressure, didn't know about all the abuse though. I did though, stop watching TV and all that stuff. Then years later started watching YT. So I guess Britney is why I'm here?
Anyway, in case it needs saying, I wish her a bright future cus OMG I read her biography and it's bloody horrifying.
misusing innuendo is so fun. 'my masseuse is the best, she always hits it from the back'
😭😭😭😭
"Wow, it's so windy out there today. What a blow job!"
The Marsha P Johnson transition to filmcooper was honestly so damn funny.
Whats the context behind that if you dont mind?
Yeah I’m also curious about the context - I watch both of them
@@ladygreenwithenvyThe context iirc is that someone accused him of queerbaiting in a tiktok comment, he replied with a video in his defense saying that he credits Marsha P. Johnson for his style, (her style was colorful dresses and big flowery headdresses, wildly different from what he himself was wearing.) Basically people were saying that his reply felt a bit tone deaf, like he didn’t do his research, and was more of a performative activist than anything.
Hope this makes sense, this happened in 2021 so idk if the video is still up, but there still should be duets and stitches out there where people explain it a lot better than I did lol. I believe he did upload an apology for it, but that’s for u to take as you will.
@@peachymimoza6090 What does it mean to queerbait? Was he pretending to be gay or something?
@@ladygreenwithenvyit was stupid tiktok ppl lol. but his response was pretty infamous and funny so
I ♥️ ALL your work Ryan....The comedy, commentary, music, skits etc.. I enjoy watching & listening to you👍
Your scripting is hilarious! I'm Subbing!
I honestly think this is a big distraction tactic. I think as soon as this mistreating of her child music group thing blows over, she’s gonna come out with a better song. I guess being obnoxious is better than possibly being/hanging out with abusers.
You hit the nail on the head, because it absolutely is. She should've apologized to the XOMG girls instead of doing this rebrand, but she chose not to.
JoJo is the pop idol equivalent of a homeschooled kid - a considerable feat considering she has been in the public. I know her child star persona was this dayglow Lisa Frank aesthetic but what kind of bubble formed around her to be so clueless of the culture that preceded her, I guess in that situation “Bangerz” would seem revelatory 🤦🏻
It’s an unfortunate right of passage for baby gays to be super cringey and very loud about it and I can also appreciate that coming of age in the public spotlight is bound to be awkward. It just sucks to have someone so eager to rep the LGBTQs be so ignorant about so much, not a great model by any means
Someone should tell her she’s not the first to do this sh*t.
I don't like the implication that abusing a disabled child to the point of bleeding is a less serious offence than coleen ballinger who made a serious of inappropriate comments to children. I don't want to downplay coleen's actions at all but I don't see how physical abuse doesn't top or at least match that
People are defending her saying she was abused too, it's not that bad, etc. She financially exploited, abused, and traumatized literal children - and refused to apologize. FULL STOP.
@@lordfreerealestate8302It's crazy how some people are defending her because she was also abused. In my opinion when you repeat the cycle of abuse on kids, defend someone who abused you (as well as the other children that were on dance moms), and support people who are predators, you are not a victim anymore. You have become an abuser. The awful shit JoJo went through as a kid can help explain her abusive behavior as an adult, but it's not an excuse and it doesn't justify her actions in the slightest. The fact that people keep trying to use the fact that she was abused too as some sort of "get out of jail free" card for the reprehensible things she's done is gross.
the fully produced music videos at the end of these really make my day.... thanks Ryan!!!
The comedy has been on point lately from u brother. This whole video is a masterpiece
SHOWING FILM COOPER AFTER SAYING MARSHA P JOHNSON IS VILE 😭
i was looking for this comment
I lost my shit when I shaw that XD
I……didn’t know about the Miley baby song thing…… 😳
I will admit...I think Miley saw Melanie Martinez's success with Crybaby and wanted to bank off of it
@@Liltwilightprincess2 I hope that’s what it was
@@PeachReverie Trust me it is especially since both came out the same month and only days apart. Melanie dropped her album August 14, 2015 and Miley dropped BBY talk August 30, 2015
It was a harrowing era
cant believe JoJo Siwa is forcing a crappy Spyro the dragon impression
I thought she was trying to be Steve-O
Your parody song is amazing. Id rock this in my car, full volume, windows down, unironically.
the music video has me rolling omg
The Grown Ass Lesbian music video is everything. IIf anything that production value is so much higher hahah
jojo really thinks a goth phase is a new thing.
Jojo really thinks she's going through a Goth phase when she has no idea what the subculture is.
@@AJDaniels5298it's kinda ironic to call it a goth phase bc she's basically wearing the same stuff she has always worn except now with black rhinestones
@@northrnstar I mean, I get it, but I've been Trad Goth for 30 years, so it hits different for me.
She's just a bit naive. It's nothing shocking that a sheltered 20 year-old taught to think about how they're perceived from an incredibly young age has an inflated sense of self and very low self-awareness.
She needs better adults in her life. She's not exempt from love and support. The humility is coming to her, like it does everyone. She will look back on this and cringe wildly. I hope we're a bit kinder when she inevitably goes through THAT.
You absolutely nailed the makeup oh my god it looks so good
I’m so glad TH-cam recommended you in my feed. First time seeing you but definitely won’t be the last ❤ I love your version of karma better than the original 😂
The film Cooper picture at 25:30 actually has me in tears
I am out the loop, can someone explain if they would be so kind? I kinda know Film Cooper from the tubes but don't get the connection. Elp. Pls.
@@WeeCurious he said his style was inspired by Marsha P Johnson when people were basically calling him a pick me white man because he appropriates queer aesthetics and paints his nails. It was very obvious that he just found first queer black person on google and used her to try to score points with the girls and the gays.
It backfired horribly
@@WeeCurious he made a tiktok saying he gets most of his "..style inspiration from Marsha P. Johnson, a trans woman of color gay activist..." and then carried on talking abt himself. sprinkling her name in the middle of his pretty lengthy (as far as tiktoks go) video essentially just stroking his own fashion and ego. bringing up Marsha's name only for the sake of making himself appear more cultured/appealing/cool/intellectual/???? i don't even know. in case you don't gay history: marsha p. johnson was not just a trans woman of color and a gay activist. she was the THE gay activist. she threw the first brick at Stonewall, starting the riot. misinformation about her is rampant, and many sources don't even acknowledge that she was trans, they claim she was a drag queen. and her cause of death is still unknown. there are documentaries about her and her LARGE impact on everything for the gay community. (if you don't know about the Stonewall Riot, google it. not even bc it's interesting, bc it's what kickstarted the gay rights movement during a time where being gay was criminalized and deemed a mental disorder. and being trans was either unheard of by most people or had such a stigma that most people were immediately sent to mental "hospitals" for years and often died there. lobotomies were still being performed at this time i think.)
@@WeeCurious Film Cooper has a video called "JoJo Siwa is a Manipulative Lying Villain (in my opinion)", I think it may have been a reference to that?
Ryan talks about people calling JoJo a villain, and when I got to that point in this video, a mental image of Cooper's video automatically came to mind.
@cannedteafr p.s going to watch documentaries on her now :)
Heard JoJo was the first american to work on a sonic game, I bet her mother is very proud.
I was gonna make a joke about Cribs, but then I found out that they rebooted it in 2021, so there's a non-zero chance for her to be on it eventually...
Leave JoJo alone. She has seven different Guinness World Records.
You in that music video….I am looking VERY respectfully 👀👀
I appreciate that he gave it his all, it was a magnificent portrayal.
amazing video as always! i was not at all ready for the film cooper jumpscare oh my god
im addicted to these commentary vids abt jojo's rebrand
The way the girls are staring at her while she’s essentially dismissing/defending the traumatic experiences they went through says so much. I really want to know what they were thinking while they were sitting there listening to jojo. (ALSO her forcing the raspy voice makes me think that she probably wants to be like Natasha Lyonne)