Aubrey Jane just a quick notion: why did never ever anybody see the resemblance to the interesting title of the movie “50 shades of gay”? (Just made up.. I swear!)
@@wildthing1982 You may have just thought of it, but trust me, there were already at least 6 different porn parodies by that name as soon as the cast for the movie was announced.
He has a weird definition of not hurting if he thinks backhanding her into a table somehow won't be painful. He knocks her into it like he was one of the Dudley Boys.
just wasting money for Jacob. That shirt must have been the last one he owned, then he just went “ah, screw it” and stopped buying stuff he didn’t need Apparently
I like to think that the Wolfs are a nude community and only wear the minimum when in public and while alone they are normally nacked but are wearing clothes when Bella visited them unexpected because censorship
@@libbyf51 spoiler alert.. It's not as good as twilight.. And they sort of changed some of the things that happen in twilight.. But if ur as big a fan of twilight as I am u will still enjoy the book!
This is my best friend's favorite scene. And she hates twilight. Her reason is Jasper is doing with vampires are supposed to do, not playing with your food.
@valatrix711 "it's not actually blood", fucking WHAT? 😂😂 are you stupid? Is your education system that awful? Menstruation IS blood, combined with tissue from inside the uterus. So stop talking bullshit when you clearly haven't a minimum of biological education 🤦🏻♀️
Basically these movies are the physical embodiment of why parents don't want their daughter dating older guys. The test for dating whoever you want should be watching all of these movies and writing a 10 page essay on it. If the title isn't "Stranger Danger: A Culture of Domestic Abuse," you are done dating until you are 18 😆
@@ValD98 You hear about some who instead of threatening to kill their victims if they leave them they instead threaten to kill themselves and get them blamed for it.
When the Twilight craze first started guys were getting dumped by their girlfriends for not being like Edward. So apparently those women wanted their boyfriends to stalk them everywhere they went, break into their houses and watch them sleep, forcibly drive them home, fight with other guys over them, send them flying into glass tables and force them to have abortions.
"Bella takes this as well as any 18 year old being dumped for the first time" followed up by two ads. One for chocolate and one for alcohol. Thank you TH-cam.
The problem with these movies is that Bella and Edward have no connection whatsoever. It’s lust or infatuation. They look uncomfortable with each other.
It makes sense now that we know that Kristen Stewart is a lesbian. I'm not saying gay people shouldn't play straight characters, but when they're doing it while still in the closet, they often look uncomfortable during the romance scenes (kind of like Colton Haynes in Teen Wolf, I couldn't believe Jackson was straight because his connection with females seemed really off and forced).
@@sashacat936 it's not about closet sexuality in Kristen Stewart's case, she was just terrible at acting. She's gotten a lot better in her recent films tho
I watched all those movies and I dont remember her either. Not that theres much to remember. Must be awesome though, to watch a movie and suddenly see yourself on the screen. Sounds a bit like Twilight Zone episode.
@@rayray2528 ooh also Andy Samberg. They guy is 41 and he looks like he's fresh out of college. The only thing he's really changed over the years is his hair.
She got turned on by Edward stalking her wherever she went and breaking into her house to watch her sleep. Bella had neither the sense nor the sanity to shut her window.
Weirdly enough. In the first movie at least (because I read the books but can't for the life of me remember the writing style) Bella seemed like a fairly normal teenage girl. Her character did become extremely bland thereafter but I blame the fan base. Kirsten Stewart is quite enjoyable in more indie films. Also it's far easier for people to impose themselves on the lead character when they're blank as shit.
Minerva A as someone who read all the books at least twice, it was because she wasn’t like other girls there. In the books it’s revealed how he can’t read her mind, she also doesn’t drool over Edward and try to impress him in the ways other girls at the school does, some of the other girls also are scared of him or mock him and she is just her normal awkward self around him. She shows resilience and bravery around him and she’s also a mystery to him bc of her scent and lack of hearing her thoughts... she’s definitely attractive to him in every way lol
@@Sai.Divine She isn't different from the other girls though. She's exactly the same as them seeing as she accuses Jessica of only liking Edward for his looks when that's the only reason Bella likes him too. And you must be talking about a different character because Bella Swan is neither resilient nor brave. She's a weak, cowardly damsel in distress who just stands there screaming until Edward saves her.
For a movie about bdsm, Fifty Shades of Grey is suprisingly tame... My friend elbowed me awake about 3/4 of the way through the movie because I'd started dozing off. But awful movies are great comedic fodder for a channel like this
That's true but unfortunately I watched it when I was like three and forgot about it until I watched it on netflix in 2016 and now I really don't understand why I was so obsessed with the movie. Now I just like Vampire Diaries cuz it makes more sense.
The thing I can't get past with that scene is the costume choice. Why is Edward wearing overalls? And really ugly overalls? Who looked at that and said yes, this is the perfect costume choice for Our Hero? It's almost as big an eyesore as the CGI wolves.
If I remember correctly (and if you couldn't tell by watching that scene) it was the actors improvisation and not part of the script. Boy was that cringey
I love that to “protect” Bella from the reaction to her “minor” paper cut, he throws her across the room, and through a table to give her a “major” gash that requires stitches and is bleeding way more than the paper cut ever was.
Jasper: *goes bonkers because Bella starts bleeding* Edward: *tosses Bella into some flower pots which makes Bella bleed even more* Me: Yep, that seems reasonable.
It’s the fact she was depressed for months over Edward, got over it with Jacob, then completely forgot about Jacob when Edward was back in the picture huhhhhhhhh
The only reason why I watched this movie was for shirtless Jacob. That scene where he climbs the tree and jumps into her bedroom is so damn hot. Then he spoke. 🤦🏾♀️
twilight is my guilty pleasure and i KNOW it’s bad but i’ll continue to do a marathon every now and then lol these commentaries are the best!!! please do the rest of the movies, i love this!
I’ll be honest, when I was younger I was a die hard Twilight fan and now that I look back and watch videos like this I die of laughter because I have to agree with everything in this video haha. I’ll find myself mocking the movies if I see them on tv every now and then. If you keep doing videos for this series, I can’t wait until you get to Breaking Dawn, especially Part 1, because even in the theater when I first saw it I couldn’t stop laughing at how ridiculous it was 😂
Brooke Marie Same with me. The books were released when I was the perfect demographic for them, so of course I read them and liked them because all the other girls at school read the and liked them too. There was the big Team Edward vs Team Jacob thing that split many friendship groups, it is hilarious to look back on. Then of course you grow up and become more mature and have more experiences, so when I looked back on this I notice ALL of the flaws I think “Glad I grew out of this phase”.
Same. I always cringe with embarrassment when I think about the time when I actually loved this series and didn't know any better about how horrible it truly was. I remember watching Breaking Dawn Part 1 in the the cinema, and laughing with my friends at the dialogue which was unintentionally funny coupled with the awful acting. I still refuse to see the 2nd one because it looks unwatchable.
TO BE honest I think that out of the two boys Jacob would be the best choice. considering he isn't a stocker he doesn't like to watch you sleep, he isn't WAAAYYY older then Bella, and would have a normal human life span that would match Bella's human one
Actually I think I remember something from when I read the books (don't judge me, I was like 10 years old and peer pressure can be a serious motivator) about how werewolves also stop ageing when they become werewolves, or at least live to be like 200 or something. Guess it makes sense since he ends up being with a kind-of vampire? But yeah, he probably would have been a better fit for her.
Nah he's worse cause he legit fell in love with a new born baby at first sight. People will say "Oh he imprinted he's just gonna fulfill every role she needs." But lets face it he's gonna be like an uncle to her and when she looks 20 years old but she's actually only like ten chronologically and she stops aging they're gonna start dating.
That's why you single you not gonna get a man by being a shallow ass bitch so a girl gotta be a plastic hoe to get a husband and the plain jane girl can't be in love because she doesn't look like Kim Kardashian wtf let me see how you look troll apparently plain girls get more dick then you judgmental bitch
@@dr.psychonaut1140 Actually "these movies" was a quote from Alex, as he was implying that the series as a whole must have surely reached its lowest point with the insanity of New Moon. By saying "you have no idea", it doesn't necessarily imply that EVERY movie after New Moon was worse than it, just that New Moon certainly wasn't the lowest point of the series. Then again, I know a lot of people who felt Breaking Dawn part 1 was the worst of the series. Everyone is entitled to their own opinion I guess
OK but I have to say, the camera going around Bella sitting in the chair for months is actually one of the best simple representations of depression, sometimes it do be feeling like dat m8
Bella’s dad is my favorite uncomfortable person in this series. I hated the way Jacob let Bella keep using him. Ugh. I just watched the entire series last weekend because.. boredom and the first two movies I’m thinking.. “why the hell did I like this so much?” But by the last movie I’m like.. “this wasn’t so bad.” I’d totally watch it all again! What is wrong with me?
I think they are making another Twilight movie...like when Reenesme(hope I spelt that right) I'd all grown up...kinda hope it comes out but then kinda hope it doesn't...know what I mean?
I think the concept of the Volturi is fascinating. If this was a series just about how covens interact with them and how they get along in the world, that would be something I would really enjoy.
Idk why Edward thought stripping at noon at a party was somehow going to terrify people. Because if I see a dude shining like a disco ball, I'm not gonna think "gasp, a spawn of the devil, kill it with fire!!!" I'm going to think "damn i wonder what Lush bath bomb that is" EDIT: I have been informed that this was because he wanted the Volturi to kill him because he exposed vampires. Which, like, how???? who the hell is gonna look at this pasty fuck who looks like the tragic aftermath of a pride parade and is gonna think "oh ya that definitely seems like a vampire yep"
It's cause he wants some supreme italian vamps to kill him for showing himself to the mortals. Don't judge me for knowing this, my mom read the books when i was a kid and basically told me everything.
Haha, I was going to start my answer with "don't judge me for knowing this", too. :D I read the first two books myself tho. Don't judge me, I was 17! :D
@@2Ten1Ryu I read all four and they weren't anywhere near as bad as the movies. They aren't half bad if you accept them for what they are, cheesy sure but they get way more hate than they should.
Yeah, the movies are worse than the books and it's all I remember now of the story. Would not read them again, though. But here's a funny story. I think Twilight actually saved my Master's degree. My professor in Anthroplogy decided that he wanted to know what the Vampire hype was all about and so did a seminar on the topic. It was actually pretty interesting. We talked about Twilight as well and I really felt like I was just ranting about the movie the whole time. When I wrote my essay (on Hotel Transsilvania) for the course, I nearly failed. And it was a course I needed to pass to actually be allowed to start writing my Master's thesis. My professor let me pass because he felt like I had participated a lot in all the discussions, which, again, to me felt like I was just trash talking Twilight. Well, there you go :D
Bella: average girl with a few undiagnosed illnesses Edward: hot dude, no emotions, cool family, hella money, super smart Me: yup. Seems legit. Totally balanced.
Edward: Oh Bella I would never hurt you... Bella: Oh Edward... Edward: Heh Just kidding! *throws her across the room onto the table full of presents* Love this. XD
That’s the problem with Bella is that she makes no conscious decisions to independently choose her direction in life. Her mum sent her to Forks, and then everything in Bella’s life has to revolve around Edward. She doesn’t care who she uses, she will see Edward even if it means leading Jacob on because he can help her fix a bike she’ll purposely drive recklessly.
Kelly Rae That’s the whole reason behind her becoming a suicidal adrenaline junkie. It also shows what a dick Edward is in erasing himself from her life, making them leaving counter-productive.
😂😂😂 Actually Bella's mother didn't send her to Forks. Hahaha lol. Bella decided to leave and give her mom space with her new husband. She didn't want to move around (new husband plays this sport) Sorry but I couldn't resist correcting you.
Well, it was actually Bella who decided to go to Forks so her mom could travel with her new flame...but after that, she makes no decisions, just has an uncontrollable obsession with Edward. I was so beyond puzzled about what he saw in her since her personality was just being smart, pretty, and clumsy, plus obsessed with him. She's like a blank slate with no hobbies, no real friends, no interests besides him. Then I read the unpublished manuscript the author wrote telling the first book from Edward's perspective and I was amazed...I couldn't believe all that she didn't manage to convey well in the original book. LOL. It was interesting to read, though.
One thing I never understood is they left to "protect" Bella.. BUT THEY LITERALLY LEFT HER TO BE HUNTED BY VICTORIA! The ONLY reason she wasn't killed is because Jacob and the wolf pack chased off Victoria repeatedly. So Edward cares about her soooo much and the Cullens hate the wolves, but really Jacob is the only reason she's even alive while they left her :')
Ikr! Typical wedding, honeymoon gone wrong, baby on the way, feuding family members.. Now that I think about it, that is the exact plot of Fifty Shades Freed ;D. Then again, that trilogy is based off of Twilight so haha
I mean, you should still watch it. If you're holding it up as a serious romance or vampire movie then you're gonna be hella disappointed... But it's still amusing. The way Teeth and Psycho Beach Party are amusing thrillers. I have seen all the Twilight movies and HEAVILY skimmed the books. I'd still do it all again with a friend or my mom.
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Edward: "I will never hurt you."
Also Edward: *YEET*
LMAO
Excactly what I thought
"EDWARD. GET THE TABLES."
Also edward: haha just kiddin🤣🤣🤣🤣
haha i lied YEET
@@Xehanort10 I. Fucking. Love. It.
'Jacob doesn't believe in shirts anymore ...and edward is just taking his clothes in the middle of town..Bella has a type'LMAO 😂😂🤣🤣
Fredah kanampiu yes but do we all agree that Jacob was better at it
Similar to mine
Ever time a movie has a guy with no shirt on ..I’m like “this dude does not no what a shirt is does he “
@@fe4rsz,, Doesn't he own a shirt? "-Edward Collin The Vampire
08:51
Bella: *jumps in the ocean*
Edward: *shrugs* guess i’ll die
What I took from this is:
Don’t do love, kids.
Let me take a Jörmungandr at that my comment was referencing a meme but okay
Nice meme reference. 💀 Jungkook is shaking
Armyyy. Omg we actually are everywhere
RandomologyMe 1304 accurate 😄
No one:
The cast of twilight: *HEAVY ASS BREATHING*
@Truly Greg Unus Annus AND Danny Gonzalez? We have the same taste in TH-camrs lol
@Truly Greg absolutely!
Halloween's Michael Myers angrily grips his knife because his gimmick's been stolen.
it's a fucking sauna on set
half the movie is js very heavy breathing and frustrated romantic facial expressions
"How much worse could they get? "
Enter: Fifty Shades of Grey
Aubrey Jane which spawned from fanfic of this 😱
Aubrey Jane just a quick notion: why did never ever anybody see the resemblance to the interesting title of the movie “50 shades of gay”? (Just made up.. I swear!)
@@wildthing1982 You may have just thought of it, but trust me, there were already at least 6 different porn parodies by that name as soon as the cast for the movie was announced.
Dargonhuman I think so. Just had to say this myself .. and : I didn’t mean this as a porn title ;)
My god.. YES!! XD
“I Would Never HuRt You” •Throws Her Into A Table• 🤣🤣🤣😭
He has a weird definition of not hurting if he thinks backhanding her into a table somehow won't be painful. He knocks her into it like he was one of the Dudley Boys.
He yeeted her tho
You're talking about Bella being killed as if that's a bad thing.
I see you brought a table to a fist fight
Xehanort10 wow u just keep replying don’t u lol.
“Would you really want to date someone where their entire hobby is YOU?”
Netflix in 2019-20: ...
WOW
😂😂😂😂
And it only took them 365 days...
@@celipu15 365 days is worse than 50 shades of grey
*plays Curb Your Enthusiasm*
About the whole "Jacob owns no shirts" thing. Maybe he just turns into a wolf so often he's just given up on buying new shirts anymore lol
just wasting money for Jacob. That shirt must have been the last one he owned, then he just went “ah, screw it” and stopped buying stuff he didn’t need
Apparently
he should get some rip-off pants and shirts... like stripper-level gear. :)
I like to think that the Wolfs are a nude community and only wear the minimum when in public and while alone they are normally nacked but are wearing clothes when Bella visited them unexpected because censorship
But he manages to keep his pants on each time... 😂
@@Meng_Wang maybe they're just really stretchy
Bella’s like *Derrrrr*
Edward’s like *Derrrrrr*
And then somethin else happens, I think, maybe
Sounds about right.
Jessi_Kay 861 🤣🤣🤣🤣
That just sums up Twilight
Jessica “totally” sounded excited when she said “Yay, movie night with Bella.”
Exactly
After reading Midnight Sun this just made that scene even funnier 😂
It reveals that Jessica is super jealous of Bella and a complete fake-friend.
@@Celestial7Heavens Oh wow I didn't even know that. What's Midnight Sun? A companion novel to the Twilight Saga or something?
Someone Else Midnight Sun is the first Twilight book from Edwards perspective. Hope this helps! :)
@@libbyf51 spoiler alert.. It's not as good as twilight.. And they sort of changed some of the things that happen in twilight.. But if ur as big a fan of twilight as I am u will still enjoy the book!
The scene of edward pushing her across the room is hilarious.
It was the only time in the whole series I was rooting for Edward...
that was not necessary at all to push her across the room lol
STAHP XD
I couldn't stop laughing
This is my best friend's favorite scene. And she hates twilight. Her reason is Jasper is doing with vampires are supposed to do, not playing with your food.
*Bella gets a small paper cut and starts bleeding *
Edward:”let’s throw her into some glass”
TO MAKE HER BLEED MORE
Just read the book, Im sure you'll understand it then.
I can’t imagine what her moon cycle would invoke in Edward.
What happens when she gets her period?? 😅😅😅
@valatrix711 "it's not actually blood", fucking WHAT? 😂😂 are you stupid? Is your education system that awful? Menstruation IS blood, combined with tissue from inside the uterus. So stop talking bullshit when you clearly haven't a minimum of biological education 🤦🏻♀️
Didn’t really notice how bad the dialogue of these films are when I was a kid. I am now a wee bit older and brighter....
Megan Powell Ikr! I rooted this film when I was younger, but now it seems so cheesy to me xD
Basically these movies are the physical embodiment of why parents don't want their daughter dating older guys. The test for dating whoever you want should be watching all of these movies and writing a 10 page essay on it. If the title isn't "Stranger Danger: A Culture of Domestic Abuse," you are done dating until you are 18 😆
Right! When I was younger it was like "omg so perfect so romantic" and now I feel ashamed xD
Megan Powell same
Yeah!! They're really cheesy
*"Oh hey Bella...funny story, I didn't have any paper so I just wrapped it up in chainsaws"* 😂
Caseyroseyx hilarious! 😂😂😂😅😅😅🤣🤣🤣
Now I'm imagining Leatherface from Texas Chainsaw Massacre killing Bella.
Read this as it happened 😂
I almost died no joke tried not to laugh at all 4 vid
@@livjackson6177 ha! How'd that go ?
"You're my only reason to stay alive" says a dead person.
That line is also the type of threat an abuser would use to keep their victim with them.
Xehanort10 thats so cringe. Gosh how could a show like that have so much success
Teen girls who think abuse is OK as long as they find the abuser good looking that's how.
@@Xehanort10 Never heard abusers use threats of suicide. Sounds more like the ramblings of an immature angsty teen.
@@ValD98 You hear about some who instead of threatening to kill their victims if they leave them they instead threaten to kill themselves and get them blamed for it.
This story just teaches girls that the best response to a break up is a long series of semi-suicidal actions.
When the Twilight craze first started guys were getting dumped by their girlfriends for not being like Edward. So apparently those women wanted their boyfriends to stalk them everywhere they went, break into their houses and watch them sleep, forcibly drive them home, fight with other guys over them, send them flying into glass tables and force them to have abortions.
Exactly! Minus the "semi" part
@@Xehanort10 oh my god... seriously why would someone date a control freak
@@sunandinighosh6037 Twilight fans are shallow and think looks are all that matter that's why.
@@Xehanort10 lol true...they think a boy controlling his girlfriend is cute
please do the rest of the series!! it gets weirder
Neeeed !
damn
Y E S S O T R U E
100% agree. Need to do the other ones!!
I know right lol XD
He's like "wha"
She's like "ya"
Had me dying 😅
🤣
"Pick a lane, Bella!"
9:01
Is nobdody gonna give him creds for all this work he puts into his videos? I dont wanna imagine how much time he spends 🤨
Sorry if you force your dog to watch this as you clearly see him doing you don't get creds for the video
Tigerfire75 I nearly had a stroke trying to read your comment.
Imagine having to WATCH THESE FILMS AGAIN AND AGAIN
@@Tigerfire75 umm dude? What??😂
@@areeanachowdhury9070 he has a little cartoon dog like himself in the video
"Bella takes this as well as any 18 year old being dumped for the first time" followed up by two ads. One for chocolate and one for alcohol. Thank you TH-cam.
That’s... Beautiful.
I had one ad
I got the Hogwarts game ad
AbOUT WiNe
Say what you want about TH-cam, but they know when and what to advertise
The problem with these movies is that Bella and Edward have no connection whatsoever. It’s lust or infatuation. They look uncomfortable with each other.
It makes sense now that we know that Kristen Stewart is a lesbian. I'm not saying gay people shouldn't play straight characters, but when they're doing it while still in the closet, they often look uncomfortable during the romance scenes (kind of like Colton Haynes in Teen Wolf, I couldn't believe Jackson was straight because his connection with females seemed really off and forced).
Miss SugarPunk They were literally dating at the time so idk
@@sashacat936 it's not about closet sexuality in Kristen Stewart's case, she was just terrible at acting. She's gotten a lot better in her recent films tho
Closeted or not. If you can’t act the part then don’t play it.
I agree
If you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember that Anna Kendrick forgets she’s in twilight
Can't say that I blame her.
I would repress the fuck out of that too 😂😂
She used to hang out with Bella and now she is a Bella
Sasha Shallies lol I would too
I watched all those movies and I dont remember her either. Not that theres much to remember. Must be awesome though, to watch a movie and suddenly see yourself on the screen. Sounds a bit like Twilight Zone episode.
There's not even a vampire baseball game in this one
"He looks ten years younger than he says he is."
Ever heard of Paul Rudd buddy?
By that logic
Jlo
Beyonce
Bille joel Armstrong
Paul rudd
Jony deep
Shakira
I mean my list goes on and on
They are all vampires....right .
@@rayray2528 ooh also Andy Samberg. They guy is 41 and he looks like he's fresh out of college. The only thing he's really changed over the years is his hair.
@@rayray2528 Johnny Depp* 😂😂
@@l.tc.5032 yeah I love Andy Samberg so much .
@@areeanachowdhury9070 ah sry about that my bad.
"I know what you are"
"Say it..out loud..SAY IT"
"GLITTERY FAIRY PRINCESS"
My favorite meme back then was "GLITTER TITS" from one reviewer I can't find anymore.
Best comment in this whole section XD
"I know what you are"
"Say it..out loud..SAY IT"
"Tampon´´
"I know what you are"
"Say it...out loud...SAY IT"
"Snowman"
Vaishnavi Ramesh haha my husband yelled out your hot in the theatre and then someone yelled your gay. We had some people very mad at us!
the "wHeReS mY hUg?" part is ACCURATE!!!
As soon as I read this Alex said it
😹😹what?!?
I hate that kid. They make me so uncomfortable
“Oh Jacob”
“dON’t tALk tO mE”
“LIKE PICK A LANE BELLA”
thank you someone who gets as irritated as I do!
*shivers
*Cringes🤢
Can we talk about how your animations don’t wear any shirts either! Who are you, Jacob?? 😂
LMAO
He's not wearing pants either
What’s with all the dudes just climbing into her window. Like damn girl, shut that thing and lock it!
missironmouse like stalkers are weirded out by these two and also there’s a front door
Jasmine N I know!!😂😂
She got turned on by Edward stalking her wherever she went and breaking into her house to watch her sleep. Bella had neither the sense nor the sanity to shut her window.
Because Romeo and Juliet
What girl wouldn't want Jacob coming in their window?
'so she goes to see jacob and finally gets to the bottom of why he doesn't wear shirts anymore' lmaoooo 😂😂😂
I died at that part 😂
@@eeshitadeepta7289 ikr 😂
JisooKomBlackpinkKru I literally laughed out loud ☠️☠️
@@AYEKAYEMM i swear alex's conclusions are going to be the death of me 😂😂
JisooKomBlackpinkKru bliiiiiink😂🤣
OK THAT WAS HILARIOUS THE TOUCHING ABBS THING 😂😂😂
Just as it happened I saw your comment
@@charnedee721 same
Hilarious? It was gold
IKR 😂🤣
The tongue part lol :,D
I'm sorry. But the animation of Bella proceeding to flick Jacob's abs with her snake tongue broke me. 😂😂😂
"You give me everything just by breathing"
Most Cliche things I've ever heard.
OHHHH that’s what he was saying
Uraraka?? 😁
Well all she does is breath anyway. Very loudly. Php.....ghg....uhhhhmmmm...ulgggghgh
BARF hahaha
And it's all the rest of us gets as well... a hell of a lot of mouthbreathing :I
Honestly, playing the clips alone without any commentary is enough to make me laugh. Wow, how did anyone take this shit seriously
Moms and teen girls being hornt drove the sales.
It was another life. Another time
Raymond Reviews I still love this to this day, but I get it, it’s super cheesy but I still like it :)
No one took it seriously. That's the point of liking it. Its dumb af
Raymond Reviews I know right 😒 I agree with every criticism of this movie.
"oh bella, i would never hurt you." "oh edward!" "heheHA just kidding!"
Hehe just kidding! YEET!
"So she goes to see Jacob and finally get to the bottom of why he doesn't wear shirts anymore" LMFAOOOOO I LOVE THIS CHANNEL
🤣🤣🤣
Why is Edward really in love with Bella, like she literally has no personality and never say anything
Despite Meyer portraying it as love Edward is really just obsessed with Bella and thinks thirsting for her blood means he wants Bella herself.
Because she smells good
Weirdly enough. In the first movie at least (because I read the books but can't for the life of me remember the writing style) Bella seemed like a fairly normal teenage girl. Her character did become extremely bland thereafter but I blame the fan base. Kirsten Stewart is quite enjoyable in more indie films. Also it's far easier for people to impose themselves on the lead character when they're blank as shit.
Minerva A as someone who read all the books at least twice, it was because she wasn’t like other girls there. In the books it’s revealed how he can’t read her mind, she also doesn’t drool over Edward and try to impress him in the ways other girls at the school does, some of the other girls also are scared of him or mock him and she is just her normal awkward self around him. She shows resilience and bravery around him and she’s also a mystery to him bc of her scent and lack of hearing her thoughts... she’s definitely attractive to him in every way lol
@@Sai.Divine She isn't different from the other girls though. She's exactly the same as them seeing as she accuses Jessica of only liking Edward for his looks when that's the only reason Bella likes him too. And you must be talking about a different character because Bella Swan is neither resilient nor brave. She's a weak, cowardly damsel in distress who just stands there screaming until Edward saves her.
You should do the Fifty Shades Trilogy 😂😂😂
Yessss!!! This idea is awesome!! I haven't watched any of the stupid movies and would love him to roast them lol.
But that means he would have to sit through them and take notes. I couldn't even sit through the 30 second trailers...
OMG yes!!!!!!
For a movie about bdsm, Fifty Shades of Grey is suprisingly tame... My friend elbowed me awake about 3/4 of the way through the movie because I'd started dozing off. But awful movies are great comedic fodder for a channel like this
*Christian Grey rapes, manipulates and beats up Bella Swan and therefore they have a love affair with each other*
We were all really hormonal.... we just liked shirtless dudes and wanted 2 hot guys to be weirdly obsessed with us. It was a different time.
EXACTLY
I agree. now i am like what is wrong with you
That's true but unfortunately I watched it when I was like three and forgot about it until I watched it on netflix in 2016 and now I really don't understand why I was so obsessed with the movie. Now I just like Vampire Diaries cuz it makes more sense.
for us some guys too, team jacod all the way :3
Thank you for being blunt and honest 😄
alex: *roasts the whole twilight series*
also alex: hey go buy Bella's engagement ring!
"Edward hears Bella jump into the ocean and is like 'well, I guess that's that!" 😂😂
The thing I can't get past with that scene is the costume choice. Why is Edward wearing overalls? And really ugly overalls? Who looked at that and said yes, this is the perfect costume choice for Our Hero? It's almost as big an eyesore as the CGI wolves.
After the breakup Bella spends the next several months with this face.....that's just her regular face.
That's how it is supposed to be. Kristen Steward can be pretty lively in other movies.
At least it’s not Katrina De Voort’s stink eye
right? The whole movie bella's over here like "duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhr'
That's what I was thinking too! Some girls have a resting bitch face, she has a resting derp face.
@@lumossk3657 Nope, even in her "other" films she had the same face. The poor girl.
You know it's bad movie when the fake movie playing is called Face Punch. I mean that sounds worse than Sharknado.
If I remember correctly (and if you couldn't tell by watching that scene) it was the actors improvisation and not part of the script. Boy was that cringey
All he had to say was"it's so bad that it's good"
Hey no need to drag Sharknado into this
Even worse when the only description we get of the movie is "oh yeah the trailer was all like" *explosion noises* "punch faces!"
Such plot
@@GuessWho195 IKR 😂
I love that to “protect” Bella from the reaction to her “minor” paper cut, he throws her across the room, and through a table to give her a “major” gash that requires stitches and is bleeding way more than the paper cut ever was.
I don't know why, but I cringed so hard when I saw Jacob with the long hair. Like, God! That was not a good look for him!
Its the terrible wig
Ikr 🤣🤣🤣🤦🏻♀️
🤣🤣🤣
So what I took away from this is that Gwen Stefani is a Vampire.
TadBigby accurate
TadBigby
😄 ha
If that's the case, then I wouldn't mind her drinking my blood
BIG if TRUE
Wait, when was the last time anyone saw Gwen Stefani outside in sunlight?
"Pick a Lane Bella" is literally the entire series XD
Yes!
I spy a fellow ARMY and a fellow Intellectual. 😂🤣💜
Should be the title 😂
@@Orion_TheyThem YAY ARMY :D
@@Strwbrychaee 😁 I love how supportive and friendly we are. Like seriously....best fandom. 😊💜
Jasper: *goes bonkers because Bella starts bleeding*
Edward: *tosses Bella into some flower pots which makes Bella bleed even more*
Me: Yep, that seems reasonable.
Her acting skills are pretty much heavy breathing and excessive blinking.
KanaHyoshi *Chokes on my cereal* 😂😂😂 YAS!!
Don't forget excessively biting her lip while staring at hot guys.
To be fair, Kristen Stewart isn't a bad actress, she's just really good at playing Bella, who was just...a bad character.
Let's not forget being absolutely emotionless for every line she says regardless if she's happy or sad.... -_-
She’s actually a pretty good actress, it’s just the dialogue they’re given and the directing, it’s like the Star Wars Prequels 😂
To be fair , twilight was never really known for being logical.😁👌
*NO SHIT, SHERLOCK!!!!*
I wasn't know for being good either
Twilight was awesome tyvm
@@gabriellucas5494 when
UNDERSTATEMENT OF THE DECADE and maybe century. Depending on the competition.
I just reliezed how weird the grandma scene is....
THE DUDE HAD TO FREAKIN KISS A GRANDMA AND...stare at her?
Younger actresses do it with older actors all the time
And Edward is playing a 109 yo hahaha... maybe Bella's subconscious is telling her something
But yeah, this is just professionals being professionals
sourgreendolly but they’re Dilf’s though
well, some people are into that.
Omg lol I just relised 🤣🤣
"You're the only reason why I stay alive"
Babes, youre DeAd
Maybe it was a diss lol
"I would never hurt you." "Aw Edward." "HAHAAAA jk." 😂😂 dead
Well if you think that age gap is bad wait till you witness Jacob imprinting on Bella and Edward's child.
what? o.O
@@tehribbons1192 in Breaking Dawn Bella and Edward have a daughter and Jacob imprints on her like one day after she's born.
KT G At least he waits until she’s a adult before he try’s to go for her.
Harriet McPherson
Not EVEN a day dude! He imprinted on that baby fresh out the womb!
...WHAT?!
Still a better love story than Twi...oh,wait.
Actually twillight is a better love story than winter snow
This comment Is underrated
i just wanna say im the 1000th like
This is one of the best yt comments ever made
@@admiraljamesagainstmaxmill2096 No one fcking cares shut the hell up bot it has been said many times before
It’s the fact she was depressed for months over Edward, got over it with Jacob, then completely forgot about Jacob when Edward was back in the picture huhhhhhhhh
*Jacob comes in dramatically* I love but I might hurt you!
*Bella stares at him* let me just. . . touch you.
u got 69 likes so am not gonna like buut kwell
Ikr. Like tf, why is this so accurate 😂😂😂 its like she is only there for the abs
“PICK A LANE BELLA!!!!” is literally the synopsis of this whole series.
bold of you to assume twilight ever made sense
😂😂😂😂
Alex: "how much worse can it get?"
You've got a big storm coming
Let’s not forget that Robert Pattinson hates twilight.
The entire cast pretty much did! 🤣
I love that.
@@sunspotmill1291 that's great!👏😂
Apparently now, though, they are proud of it.
@@Angi3_6 well when he saw that not one other movie made him the money he made from twilight i mean obviously duhhh
Have they heard of plastic surgery like seriously when a person start asking about how you look so young, you just say you got a job done
Brittaini Carolita Sparkle Brade Well this did come out almost a decade ago plastic surgery was a 50/50 chance for you hell it still is.
The only reason why I watched this movie was for shirtless Jacob. That scene where he climbs the tree and jumps into her bedroom is so damn hot.
Then he spoke. 🤦🏾♀️
Edward: I would NEVER hurt you
Also Edward: YEET
twilight is my guilty pleasure and i KNOW it’s bad but i’ll continue to do a marathon every now and then lol these commentaries are the best!!! please do the rest of the movies, i love this!
Same
sameee 😂😂
Same plus the soundtrack is so good
Same !!!
did it last night haha
6:44 SO WHY DO GOOD GIRLS LIKE BAAAAD GUYSSSSS
I had this question for a real long time
what now Ive been a bad boy and it's plain to see
@orange OR mango I don't think you get the reference
@@faithk2403 so why do good girls fall in love with me?
I heard a knock up lmao yesssss
Edward: "people notice that Dr. Cullen looks too young to his age."
Keanu Reeves: _Am I a joke to you?_
@Kayla Bateast Leonardo Dicaprio: Allow me to introduce myself.
Yeah but keanu and John Mulaney are immortal and now that we’re all noticing they gonna have to fake their deaths soon.
paul rudd: am i a joke to you ?
2026: Sebastian Barron Terceros oh shit i didn’t see ur comment lmao
And Paul Rudd
The “wHeRe’S My hUg?¿” part took me out
To summerize the first movie Bella's all like URRRRRRR....
Edward's like URRRRRRR....
And then something else happens, I think 😅🤣🤣
HaloSuperWarrior Prime that about sums up the movie
I’ll be honest, when I was younger I was a die hard Twilight fan and now that I look back and watch videos like this I die of laughter because I have to agree with everything in this video haha. I’ll find myself mocking the movies if I see them on tv every now and then. If you keep doing videos for this series, I can’t wait until you get to Breaking Dawn, especially Part 1, because even in the theater when I first saw it I couldn’t stop laughing at how ridiculous it was 😂
I mock them too😂😂 I hate that I loved the movies
Me too I laughed at the first movie when I first saw it
Brooke Marie
Same with me.
The books were released when I was the perfect demographic for them, so of course I read them and liked them because all the other girls at school read the and liked them too. There was the big Team Edward vs Team Jacob thing that split many friendship groups, it is hilarious to look back on.
Then of course you grow up and become more mature and have more experiences, so when I looked back on this I notice ALL of the flaws I think “Glad I grew out of this phase”.
Same. I always cringe with embarrassment when I think about the time when I actually loved this series and didn't know any better about how horrible it truly was.
I remember watching Breaking Dawn Part 1 in the the cinema, and laughing with my friends at the dialogue which was unintentionally funny coupled with the awful acting. I still refuse to see the 2nd one because it looks unwatchable.
I wonder, if the CGI baby in Breaking Dawn part 2 will give him nightmares too.
TO BE honest I think that out of the two boys Jacob would be the best choice. considering he isn't a stocker he doesn't like to watch you sleep, he isn't WAAAYYY older then Bella, and would have a normal human life span that would match Bella's human one
And he's not freezing cold
then he’s like ‘Bella doesn’t love me but her infant daughter does’
Actually I think I remember something from when I read the books (don't judge me, I was like 10 years old and peer pressure can be a serious motivator) about how werewolves also stop ageing when they become werewolves, or at least live to be like 200 or something. Guess it makes sense since he ends up being with a kind-of vampire? But yeah, he probably would have been a better fit for her.
But no she just had to pick dead boi
Nah he's worse cause he legit fell in love with a new born baby at first sight. People will say "Oh he imprinted he's just gonna fulfill every role she needs." But lets face it he's gonna be like an uncle to her and when she looks 20 years old but she's actually only like ten chronologically and she stops aging they're gonna start dating.
When a girl with the personality of a wet cabbage can get a man and you're still single-
hear you on that,I'm 31 and still single
i love that your basis of comparison is a wet cabbage
@@ellieechodu9532 Thank you 🥲
@@kawaiichaos1731 :)
That's why you single you not gonna get a man by being a shallow ass bitch so a girl gotta be a plastic hoe to get a husband and the plain jane girl can't be in love because she doesn't look like Kim Kardashian wtf let me see how you look troll apparently plain girls get more dick then you judgmental bitch
Alex: "How much worse can these movies possibly get?"
Me: OHHHHH YOU HAVE NO IDEA
Val Flores IKR they GET SOOOO MUCH WORSE😂
How are the next movies worse? Breaking Dawn part 1 seemed normal. Actually not that cringe and had "some" funny moments.
@@dr.psychonaut1140 I think they're more referring to Breaking Dawn part 2 and the creepy CGI baby with the 'imprinting' plotline
GuessWho195 They were obviously referring to all movies . Hence the "these movies" in the original comment.
And "they" in the next comment"
@@dr.psychonaut1140 Actually "these movies" was a quote from Alex, as he was implying that the series as a whole must have surely reached its lowest point with the insanity of New Moon. By saying "you have no idea", it doesn't necessarily imply that EVERY movie after New Moon was worse than it, just that New Moon certainly wasn't the lowest point of the series. Then again, I know a lot of people who felt Breaking Dawn part 1 was the worst of the series. Everyone is entitled to their own opinion I guess
The best thing about the whole twilight series, were Alice and Jasper. The rest just kinda happened and you accepted it 😂
Anne Hammeln PREACH! i wish we had more of them.
Why? Why? Just why! Why are you so darn accurate?
TRUTH
*Best thing about Twilight was Alice, Jasper and Seth Clearwater.
Anne Hammeln facts
We can't wear our shirts because we always end up ripping them all but it's okay because it's a #wolfthing
I have questions about the pants...
jacob: *#furriesunite*
@@gigissketches2603 Toche 😂
OK but I have to say, the camera going around Bella sitting in the chair for months is actually one of the best simple representations of depression, sometimes it do be feeling like dat m8
Most realistic scene, honestly.
Bella’s dad is my favorite uncomfortable person in this series. I hated the way Jacob let Bella keep using him. Ugh. I just watched the entire series last weekend because.. boredom and the first two movies I’m thinking.. “why the hell did I like this so much?” But by the last movie I’m like.. “this wasn’t so bad.” I’d totally watch it all again! What is wrong with me?
I think it's because your brain likes to shut down for a few hours, so you start to forget how bad it is
M Elle I watch it not because it’s a romance but because to me it’s a comedy.
Jasmine N LMAOOO
"how much worse could these movies possibly get?" hahahHAHAHAHAHAahaAHA..
Right, hopefully he does the rest cos isn't he in for a treat. 😂😂😂
I think they are making another Twilight movie...like when Reenesme(hope I spelt that right) I'd all grown up...kinda hope it comes out but then kinda hope it doesn't...know what I mean?
@@caitlynnbrady3263 I didn't know they may be making another Twilight movie. I do know what you mean, that's kinda how I feel now lol
Just wait for it honey
He set himself up by saying because he's in for a rude awakening.
Completely forgot that Anna Kendrick was in Twilight 😂
We all have to pay our dues
So did she
Anna Kendrick forgot Anna Kendrick was in Twilight
I gotta admit these videos have killed her for me.
MoViE NiGhT wItH bElLa
I think the concept of the Volturi is fascinating. If this was a series just about how covens interact with them and how they get along in the world, that would be something I would really enjoy.
Idk why Edward thought stripping at noon at a party was somehow going to terrify people. Because if I see a dude shining like a disco ball, I'm not gonna think "gasp, a spawn of the devil, kill it with fire!!!" I'm going to think "damn i wonder what Lush bath bomb that is"
EDIT: I have been informed that this was because he wanted the Volturi to kill him because he exposed vampires. Which, like, how???? who the hell is gonna look at this pasty fuck who looks like the tragic aftermath of a pride parade and is gonna think "oh ya that definitely seems like a vampire yep"
Zone Doll I bet it's called twilight sparkles
It's cause he wants some supreme italian vamps to kill him for showing himself to the mortals. Don't judge me for knowing this, my mom read the books when i was a kid and basically told me everything.
Haha, I was going to start my answer with "don't judge me for knowing this", too. :D I read the first two books myself tho. Don't judge me, I was 17! :D
@@2Ten1Ryu I read all four and they weren't anywhere near as bad as the movies. They aren't half bad if you accept them for what they are, cheesy sure but they get way more hate than they should.
Yeah, the movies are worse than the books and it's all I remember now of the story. Would not read them again, though.
But here's a funny story. I think Twilight actually saved my Master's degree.
My professor in Anthroplogy decided that he wanted to know what the Vampire hype was all about and so did a seminar on the topic. It was actually pretty interesting. We talked about Twilight as well and I really felt like I was just ranting about the movie the whole time.
When I wrote my essay (on Hotel Transsilvania) for the course, I nearly failed. And it was a course I needed to pass to actually be allowed to start writing my Master's thesis. My professor let me pass because he felt like I had participated a lot in all the discussions, which, again, to me felt like I was just trash talking Twilight. Well, there you go :D
The way Alex explains the whole holding hands stuff is just funny and true
you know a series is bad when the actor who plays the main role hates it more than the haters themselves!!! 😂😂😂
Hunter wait rly? lol
@@chetb.3775 yeah Robert Patterson (or Edward) lol he hates the movies 😂😂😂
Bella: average girl with a few undiagnosed illnesses
Edward: hot dude, no emotions, cool family, hella money, super smart
Me: yup. Seems legit. Totally balanced.
and he is immortal as well
Why it matters
That's why it's a fantasy
Why doesn't Alex have 1 million subscribers yet?
'Cause ~106,000 people have subscribed yet.
idk
Pewdiepie hasn't stopped yet
Because people still doesnt know how awesome he his 😅
He is underrated
“Jacob doesn’t belive in shirts anymore”😂
Stephanie Meyer ( the author of the Twilight Saga )
Alex Meyers ( This TH-camr you’re watching right now )
*I see a connection*
oMGGGG
Woahhhh
"How much worse could these movies possibly get?"
Eclipse & Breaking Dawn: ...and I took that personally
Edward: Oh Bella I would never hurt you...
Bella: Oh Edward...
Edward: Heh Just kidding! *throws her across the room onto the table full of presents*
Love this. XD
That’s the problem with Bella is that she makes no conscious decisions to independently choose her direction in life. Her mum sent her to Forks, and then everything in Bella’s life has to revolve around Edward. She doesn’t care who she uses, she will see Edward even if it means leading Jacob on because he can help her fix a bike she’ll purposely drive recklessly.
Jay Barry remember every time she did something super dangerous she would see Edward
Kelly Rae That’s the whole reason behind her becoming a suicidal adrenaline junkie. It also shows what a dick Edward is in erasing himself from her life, making them leaving counter-productive.
😂😂😂 Actually Bella's mother didn't send her to Forks. Hahaha lol.
Bella decided to leave and give her mom space with her new husband. She didn't want to move around (new husband plays this sport)
Sorry but I couldn't resist correcting you.
Well, it was actually Bella who decided to go to Forks so her mom could travel with her new flame...but after that, she makes no decisions, just has an uncontrollable obsession with Edward. I was so beyond puzzled about what he saw in her since her personality was just being smart, pretty, and clumsy, plus obsessed with him. She's like a blank slate with no hobbies, no real friends, no interests besides him. Then I read the unpublished manuscript the author wrote telling the first book from Edward's perspective and I was amazed...I couldn't believe all that she didn't manage to convey well in the original book. LOL. It was interesting to read, though.
Well Jacob can’t make her young forever An pretty lol she just using Edward An Jacob
*You're the reason why TH-cam shall never age* 💖💖
Well, it already sucks your soul, so...
blue -Noor- article 13 will kill TH-cam
@@AmityvilleFan this right here makes it worth it
One thing I never understood is they left to "protect" Bella.. BUT THEY LITERALLY LEFT HER TO BE HUNTED BY VICTORIA! The ONLY reason she wasn't killed is because Jacob and the wolf pack chased off Victoria repeatedly. So Edward cares about her soooo much and the Cullens hate the wolves, but really Jacob is the only reason she's even alive while they left her :')
Ohhh boy the last two are... quite the roller coaster.
Ikr! Typical wedding, honeymoon gone wrong, baby on the way, feuding family members.. Now that I think about it, that is the exact plot of Fifty Shades Freed ;D. Then again, that trilogy is based off of Twilight so haha
They’re like those roller coasters for children where you’re super cramped and all it creates are neck problems from the jerking around each bend
The last THREE...remember what they did. NEVER FORGET WHAT THEY DID.
Edward Breaks Up With Her : *Bella Becomes Emo And THE END!*
Becomes emo? She already is one!
@@miss__rosabella4160 so true 💯💯🤣🤣
If Jk Rowling had written twilight:
*Edward was actually gay*
Haaa
Jokes on you though, Bella is gay hahaha
Edward has more chemistry with Jacob than Bella, TBH
Heba Malik and Bella is actually a trap
I would have read twilight if Edward was gay.
BELLA'S 18 AND EDWARDS 109
*slowly hides my fae books where the age gap is 500+ years*
Bella and Edward just look uncomfortable together honestly
isn't that the whole point of the movie?
PuppyCorns! Is it?
Bella kerruish I mean if I caught my girlfriend with sleeping with the producer of the movie we’re in, I would not be acting in any different way tbh
@@naval_tree did she cheat on him I didn't know.
@@cheshire8767 Yea, it was a big thing that I remembered because my relatives live for TV drama
The handholding scene with the music lmfao
Please finish the Saga, I'm trying to show my best friend the weirdness of Twilight without actually having to go watch it lol
I mean, you should still watch it. If you're holding it up as a serious romance or vampire movie then you're gonna be hella disappointed... But it's still amusing. The way Teeth and Psycho Beach Party are amusing thrillers. I have seen all the Twilight movies and HEAVILY skimmed the books. I'd still do it all again with a friend or my mom.
@@jayox5596 BS.
Try rifftrax.
Imagine being in the middle of your menstrual cycle and you find yourself in a class full of vampires.
Their super scent will be your demise.