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  • @Pleasestoptalkingthanks
    @Pleasestoptalkingthanks 6 ปีที่แล้ว +358

    When I was in second grade nobody told me how to write the symbol for multiplication. So I just drew a clock to symbolize “times” and hoped people got what I meant.

    • @thehammurabichode7994
      @thehammurabichode7994 6 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      aw

    • @nowhereman6019
      @nowhereman6019 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Adorable

    • @tacodog767
      @tacodog767 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      How long did it take you to find out it wasn't?

    • @Pleasestoptalkingthanks
      @Pleasestoptalkingthanks 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@tacodog767 Probably 5th or 6th grade. Can’t say the education system has been kind to me haha.

    • @malikoniousjoe
      @malikoniousjoe ปีที่แล้ว

      To be fair that’s actually not stupid on your end. You knew it was a symbol and used an applicable symbol. On the educational system though that’s a massive failing

  • @cheeze4brains948
    @cheeze4brains948 7 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    Cory is a precious treasure.

  • @russel7766
    @russel7766 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    2:45
    "I'm sorry what's the logic of that?"
    "Seventeen, Sixteet.... eight..."
    Fucking kills me everytime

  • @unlimitedpower3157
    @unlimitedpower3157 5 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    I can see why they focused on art as a profession now.

    • @LSDOvideos
      @LSDOvideos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      English is part of the humanities. Remembering colour theory is just as difficult as remembering grammar.

    • @flytrapYTP
      @flytrapYTP 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@LSDOvideos no it's not lmao

    • @SomeGuyHowGoesIt
      @SomeGuyHowGoesIt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@flytrapYTP it might be it just isn't as important for most people

    • @camerontaylor6028
      @camerontaylor6028 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@LSDOvideos Nowhere near, grammar and written language has to be habitually engrained throughout childhood, while you can learn colour theory in about an hour, and could commit it to memory through practice in less than a couple days

    • @seethingg
      @seethingg 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@LSDOvideoswrong

  • @Garf2O
    @Garf2O 7 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    spazisms

  • @BanilyaGorilya
    @BanilyaGorilya 7 ปีที่แล้ว +210

    WaWa's is my favorite Coryism.

    • @GoyBenius_0901
      @GoyBenius_0901 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Chris Benson what is WaWa's anyway?

    • @Saiaxs
      @Saiaxs 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Top Kekku it’s like a slightly more upscale 7Eleven I think. Or like a Quik-Trip depending on your area

    • @goozygunk8687
      @goozygunk8687 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      *F* o *U* nd it was only *C* louds *K* illers

    • @goozygunk8687
      @goozygunk8687 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      *y* *o* my d *u* de

    • @BanilyaGorilya
      @BanilyaGorilya 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Boy Genius: A Jimmy Neutron Movie official WaWa’s is like a 7-11 Mixed with a Subway or Quiznos but they have good pizza and cookies, and often sell gas.

  • @morganfisher4396
    @morganfisher4396 7 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    I love stuff like this! Stories amongst friends and junk is always the best kind of humor! It’s always so true and unfiltered.
    I’m so glad these boys even decided to make a podcast!

    • @ArinJager1
      @ArinJager1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      _it almost... feels like... as if... I had... actual friends..._

  • @cupcayuk
    @cupcayuk 7 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    FIRST OF ALL

  • @paulthoresen8241
    @paulthoresen8241 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Jeffs problem is likely from "i before e, except after c", which everyone was taught until somebody bothered seeing if it was true

  • @TheChildofAuraReborn
    @TheChildofAuraReborn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I don't blame Cory; Unless someone tells me EXACTLY how to say a word, I'll just guess how it sounds. I get made fun of a lot for it at my house.

  • @thereisnofood2008
    @thereisnofood2008 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    hes called spazkid for a reason

  • @Nateguy632
    @Nateguy632 7 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    Holy shit how did Cory even get passed the 3rd grade?

    • @rchetype7029
      @rchetype7029 7 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      The Missouri curriculum is designed for water people.

    • @hardebarde
      @hardebarde 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      he must have scored an A+

    • @reggiepollock4669
      @reggiepollock4669 7 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Youre telling me Cory got to the third grade?

    • @basementofmars1963
      @basementofmars1963 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      He's still there.

    • @canadianmjolk190
      @canadianmjolk190 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I cant tell if this is a joke or not and its fucking with me

  • @wesleyferrell9943
    @wesleyferrell9943 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    cory goes on a rant about “gif” vs “jif” but called imgur imjur

  • @Night-Jester
    @Night-Jester 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    My brain after listening to Cory too much : tH,e KAt, goeS Ruff

  • @Willowswackyworld
    @Willowswackyworld 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love this podcast

  • @dyavie
    @dyavie 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    sandwich and sangwich

  • @userdeleted8825
    @userdeleted8825 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Does anybody else get triggered when Chris pronounces "Osama" as "Ozama"?

    • @StamperOSRS
      @StamperOSRS 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @SleekHairedChocolate praise be unto him 😩👌🏻

  • @lamptrent
    @lamptrent 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Pok*é*mon! The pronunciation is in the word! Can you say "café"? Bam, you can say "Pokémon".
    It's in the theme! They say it in the theme! Do they not remember the theme? If they tried to sing it, would they sing "Po-kee-mon"? "Po-kur-mon"?
    Jesus christ.

    • @IronicHavoc
      @IronicHavoc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Some people do hear the long e in the theme song. It's one of those things that's close enough you can hear it different ways, especially if you already were accustomed to a certain pronunciation (see also: "melee" in the SSBM intro).
      Really though, who gives a shit.

    • @sourpuss5951
      @sourpuss5951 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Technically everybody is wrong since Pokemon is just short for pocket monsters. It really should be "pock-eh-mon", with the pock sounding like the o in pox.

  • @Zlarel
    @Zlarel หลายเดือนก่อน

    3:12 "We've never had a situation where we didn't actually understand what you were saying" I'm not sure that's true, Mick.

  • @deltaloraine
    @deltaloraine 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Don't worry, verybody has different strengths and weaknesses. 👍

  • @bzyboy3
    @bzyboy3 7 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    music. SIXTEENTH NOTES

    • @llne
      @llne 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      M'fedora sixteet*

    • @tahutoa
      @tahutoa 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Twelve semi-tones.
      Twelve hundred cents.
      Sixteet notes.

    • @lampfacedampchase8048
      @lampfacedampchase8048 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      sixteenths notes

    • @FaintBastard
      @FaintBastard 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      was boutta say

    • @DistractedGlobeGuy
      @DistractedGlobeGuy 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Software engineering-sixteenth bytes.

  • @sodiumraccoon991
    @sodiumraccoon991 7 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    What slurs can you make from newgrounds

    • @llne
      @llne 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Newgrummmm

    • @zeldosan5138
      @zeldosan5138 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And maybe gew if you want to push it a little lol

    • @pineapplecharm1700
      @pineapplecharm1700 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      newbrowns

    • @DOGWTR
      @DOGWTR 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Grounder, newling, newg

  • @ckopen7192
    @ckopen7192 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    corey is literally describing dyslexia

    • @elbinopaper4629
      @elbinopaper4629 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      isn't dyslexia just a bootleg ripoff version of Coryism?

    • @ckopen7192
      @ckopen7192 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@elbinopaper4629 pretty much

    • @deadliestvice5356
      @deadliestvice5356 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Is it considered dyslexia when his name is right there in the title and description and you still misspell his name?

    • @ckopen7192
      @ckopen7192 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@deadliestvice5356 its almost like i was making a joke about something i actually have.
      edit: that came out way more hostile than i intended. no hard feelings, i was just goofing and didnt realize how it came off without any tone indication.

  • @BovineDesigns
    @BovineDesigns 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Jaden Smith just wanted to be like his hero Spazkid with his Twitter

  • @bigguy4202
    @bigguy4202 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Yea. I did it too. Still am 😛. No feel lonely, Cory.

  • @Thereaperofcrows
    @Thereaperofcrows 6 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    It's stupid to pronounce Ryu as 'R-eye-you', it's, 'R-ee-you'. That's literally how you say it.

    • @ilikebirds8069
      @ilikebirds8069 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      You're gay

    • @JRSanchez93
      @JRSanchez93 6 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      It's not as bad as saying gay-den for Gaiden.

    • @theplasmapro8343
      @theplasmapro8343 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      It’s technically R-yoo

    • @thisjustincomics
      @thisjustincomics 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      M-air-io

    • @cshimp10
      @cshimp10 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ilikebirds8069 I hope you pronounced that 'g-ay-uh'

  • @JT-pv2nj
    @JT-pv2nj 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I used to capitalize the beginning of Each Letter.

  • @gnarledcox
    @gnarledcox 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I before E, except after C. Save in cases of "ay," as in "neighbor" and "way" AND ON WEEKENDS, AND HOLIDAYS, AND ALL THROUGHOUT MAY AND YOU'LL ALWAYS BE WRONG NO MATTER WHAT YOU SAY
    Cory: Boxen.

    • @malikoniousjoe
      @malikoniousjoe 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      My brain went to Regan too. He’s too quotable

  • @ethanmiller1808
    @ethanmiller1808 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I used to write a letter but the letter wouldn't be on the line so I would write the letter above and I would put a pillar under the letter to show why it was up so high rather than just erasing it and writing it again

  • @juniorbove
    @juniorbove 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Wind 🌬 and Wind 🔁

  • @ChristianTheChicken
    @ChristianTheChicken 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Cory reacts negatively when people say gif but also when people say imgur.

  • @beez3620
    @beez3620 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    What would the Coryism of queue be?

    • @qw000pz
      @qw000pz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Kwee-wee.

    • @tahutoa
      @tahutoa 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Kway-way or Kyoo-ee-yoo-ee

    • @TotalNigelFargothDeath
      @TotalNigelFargothDeath 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@qw000pz i used kwee-wee for most of my life lol

  • @targettwentyone
    @targettwentyone หลายเดือนก่อน

    Science and Sense

  • @angelakelly789
    @angelakelly789 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    “If it was pronounced that way it’d be spelled jif like peanut butter” * proceeds to pronounce another ‘g’ containing word with j sound*

  • @sssslliissllimisloms
    @sssslliissllimisloms 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    couldn't disagree more about 'a lot'

    • @GreenEyedDazzler
      @GreenEyedDazzler 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Simon Yatskar yeah because the word allot already exist

  • @streetpunkstreams4730
    @streetpunkstreams4730 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    "seventeat sixteat eightteat twenty... nineteat."

  • @zed6234
    @zed6234 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I cannot fucking stand people that I unironically say "warsh" instead of wash. My grandma does that and she's the absolute queen of mispronouncing words to an upsetting degree. She calls wreathes "reefs," Cracker Barrel "Crackle Barrel," Lowes "Lowls," Fazoli's "Ferzoli's," etc. The absolute WORST offense though, is she calls Walmart... fucking "WALMARK."

    • @joekinnear4671
      @joekinnear4671 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Your grandma sounds so endearing based off her accent. It's my complete opinion that you should shut your mouth because southern accents on old people are great.

    • @fuckiopussigetti453
      @fuckiopussigetti453 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Baem quit sunkin my dink i gotta werk in da mornin.

  • @dedaccount-q9d
    @dedaccount-q9d 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I refuse to pronounce Betelgeuse (the star) as "beetlejuice"

  • @tigertim620
    @tigertim620 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Grey or gray.
    Which way is the correct way to spell it?

    • @dingdong4715
      @dingdong4715 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      depends where you live

    • @pablofawkes2841
      @pablofawkes2841 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      With an e

    • @sammy20024
      @sammy20024 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I've always understood it to be "grey" for English-speaking European countries, and "gray" for America, i.e. the U.S. Canada's kind of a gray area, no pun intended.

    • @jack_corvinus
      @jack_corvinus 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      E for England A for America

    • @hmulford3851
      @hmulford3851 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Gray, unless you're talking about Jean Grey.

  • @seansmith6255
    @seansmith6255 ปีที่แล้ว

    4:22
    Jesus christ shad
    Have you been here the whole time

  • @maxmass5892
    @maxmass5892 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I hate the words vacuum and success

  • @dubu9881
    @dubu9881 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    11:17 LMAO

  • @GabbyGoLucky
    @GabbyGoLucky 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    My grandmother and mom both add an "s" to the end of the names of stores a lot, like Kmarts and Walmarts. It kind of makes sense, in a way, because I guess it stems from the name of the store being treated like it's the name of the person who owns it, like as if the store's full name was "Walmart's store". I don't know, maybe it's a New England thing, but what I do know is that I've made sure not to accidently inherit it when I was growing up lol I'd get made fun of quite a bit if I did end up doing that

    • @WinstonPoptart
      @WinstonPoptart 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm from New England and nobody in my family does that

    • @syofukawa1743
      @syofukawa1743 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm from Michigan and people here do that a lot. I've heard "I'm going to Meijer's" so many times lol

    • @DistractedGlobeGuy
      @DistractedGlobeGuy 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      They grew up with department stores which were almost always named after the owners: Macy's, Dayton's, Herberger's-even the acronym SEARS ended with an 'S'.

  • @citrusblast4372
    @citrusblast4372 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    sixteenth is also used for music ;0

  • @DEMiURGE455
    @DEMiURGE455 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I always misspelled the word Piece. I would always switch the I and the E so it would look like Peice

  • @grassbackyard3825
    @grassbackyard3825 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Cory might be dyslexic

  • @ericthered1154
    @ericthered1154 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    A cup is 1/16ths of a gallon.

  • @TheHornet79
    @TheHornet79 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I also pronouce Imgur as "I'm Ger"

  • @BiggerJohnTheSnorlaxGod
    @BiggerJohnTheSnorlaxGod 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    It was definitely initially pronounced “jif”

  • @samg7163
    @samg7163 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I literally never spell cough correctly

  • @sticc_
    @sticc_ 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    so does this podcast still go on or?

    • @Mike-os3pt
      @Mike-os3pt 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      No new upload in 8 months.

    • @cupcayuk
      @cupcayuk 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      twitter.com/RicepirateMick/status/942669207375720449/photo/1

    • @ThatOneGuy0006
      @ThatOneGuy0006 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      They have an annual final episode every summer.

  • @ArinJager1
    @ArinJager1 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    _IL-ih-NOY_
    weird, wierd... weiner, wiener
    _poke-a-man_ (fuckin' normies, I'll always type it out as PoKéMoN)
    IMGOOR!!! >:D

  • @streetpunkstreams4730
    @streetpunkstreams4730 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I'm not one to diagnose strangers so dont take this as fact but I think Corey might just be undiagnosed dislexic

  • @Gaia_Gaistar
    @Gaia_Gaistar 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love Shad, fuck the haters.

  • @cheekybum1513
    @cheekybum1513 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I can never spell “definitely”

  • @dragon-id5uj
    @dragon-id5uj 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    shads a badass