100 Year Old Grand Piano, totally not gonna shoot it... with Donut Operator

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  • @georgsarlin7894
    @georgsarlin7894 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1796

    Mat: *Has been shooting guns for years*
    *Still picks up hot bullet*

    • @wackysamurai1583
      @wackysamurai1583 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      I have a feeling someone is gonna correct you and say *hOt CaSiNgS*

    • @williewilson2250
      @williewilson2250 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@wackysamurai1583 he picks up both

    • @GlockInASock995
      @GlockInASock995 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      its h0t c4s1ngs not bullet!

    • @matteedstrom
      @matteedstrom 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      ​@@wackysamurai1583 But it was the bullets!!!

    • @matteedstrom
      @matteedstrom 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@GlockInASock995 ​ Wacky Samurai But it was the bullets!!!

  • @Lelacjer
    @Lelacjer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3385

    Imagine telling the people in the early 1900s who first saw that piano and were in awe of its pure elegance, ingenuity and beauty. That in 100 years some hillbilly is gonna lick it then shoot it with a bunch of guns.
    (Love you Matt, never change)

    • @switxh1368
      @switxh1368 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@666JPF you know what man me too

    • @zogly9469
      @zogly9469 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Thanks for the laugh, friend.

    • @MrWatson35
      @MrWatson35 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@666JPF hey this i a family gun channel. Lol

    • @tylerdurden2464
      @tylerdurden2464 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Minor mistake, this is Texas buddy, we don't have hillbillies lol.
      That being central Texas, you might be able to get away with it but not really lol

    • @PinkKing907
      @PinkKing907 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      He actually licked it after shooting it. The damage you see in the intro wasn't there at the start of the shooting. As you might has seen in the out takes at the end. You make some good points tho XD

  • @harshvirdi8585
    @harshvirdi8585 4 ปีที่แล้ว +666

    Piano: Stops .50 cal
    Matt: "You weren't supposed to do that."

    • @MrSpardas
      @MrSpardas 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Now we know why pianos were in the old western saloons when ever there was a bar fight. You jump behind something that's as tough as that.

    • @harshvirdi8585
      @harshvirdi8585 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@MrSpardas that actually kind of makes sense!

  • @SirDankleberry
    @SirDankleberry 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3344

    Imagine the history of that piano. It survived two world wars only to be killed by a crazy man from Texas.

    • @droneporn2538
      @droneporn2538 4 ปีที่แล้ว +165

      Two world wars

    • @billyjohnsen4544
      @billyjohnsen4544 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      The only way to go out

    • @kevinbutton4580
      @kevinbutton4580 4 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      It has survived two world wars, the Korean war, Vietnam war, Desert Shield, Desert Storm, Afghanistan, Iraq...its been through a few wars

    • @petergeissler5738
      @petergeissler5738 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Where we're all one day find our end

    • @Charlie-jl2jd
      @Charlie-jl2jd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      100 years ago... Survived two world wars..
      Hm...

  • @haydenalfred7529
    @haydenalfred7529 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1211

    There's a scene in Tremors 2 where a 50 goes through a wall of cinder blocks, a tin shed and into a car engine, could make a good video

    • @NOSEXER
      @NOSEXER 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Plot twist: it was Anzio 20/50 Caliber rifle.

    • @skitteh2021
      @skitteh2021 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      God damn it burt!!

    • @DodgeRamCan
      @DodgeRamCan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      You can't make that shot. Its atleast a 100 yards

    • @brokedownrides
      @brokedownrides 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@DodgeRamCan that's not that far, a 5.56 under good weather could nail a human sized target from a thousand yards

    • @haydenalfred7529
      @haydenalfred7529 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@skitteh2021 good to see so many cultured people

  • @trooperkepler8793
    @trooperkepler8793 4 ปีที่แล้ว +669

    The old demo ranch has a special place in everybody’s hearts

    • @CROC1225
      @CROC1225 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      All of m do love the ending of this one

    • @gabrielbilby808
      @gabrielbilby808 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      yes

    • @alexwillerup8939
      @alexwillerup8939 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They all do because different stories and different times and different crazy vids

    • @DrSnoop-mx5fi
      @DrSnoop-mx5fi 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Agreed

    • @michaelluna5976
      @michaelluna5976 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fr tho

  • @masterkillergaming8661
    @masterkillergaming8661 4 ปีที่แล้ว +547

    "I don't have any bigger guns" said a man who looked so defeated when his .50 BMG couldn't go through a 100 year old piano

    • @imjustaguy4340
      @imjustaguy4340 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I shuld not be reading that i havent watched this yet

    • @sleepykitty8918
      @sleepykitty8918 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Boop 400

  • @majorleagueinfidelsavagena5822
    @majorleagueinfidelsavagena5822 4 ปีที่แล้ว +830

    Shirt idea "MAN THATS HOT" with spent bullets all over the shirt

    • @zili1019
      @zili1019 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Thats a great idea

    • @_tylerb_78yearsago97
      @_tylerb_78yearsago97 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      yes😂

    • @jorismiddelbos2998
      @jorismiddelbos2998 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The ones the slomo guys use, Costs something but quality willl be so epic

    • @Sam-jw8zn
      @Sam-jw8zn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      How many shirts can stop a bullet while marketing it.

    • @maxcollet8897
      @maxcollet8897 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I read that as "Mans not hot"

  • @Sand_Man700
    @Sand_Man700 4 ปีที่แล้ว +705

    Piano: built to last a lifetime. Demolitionranch: so anyways I started blasting.

    • @ZAOutdoors
      @ZAOutdoors 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmao

    • @karsonbollinger546
      @karsonbollinger546 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Mark of the Mole calm down. Why are you so pressed? Do you want attention or something?

    • @jcdenton4436
      @jcdenton4436 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      The average piano actually only lasts about 30-50 years

    • @masongange3548
      @masongange3548 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      LMAO😂😂

    • @moto2663
      @moto2663 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Good old capnblastm

  • @readytrainerred7612
    @readytrainerred7612 4 ปีที่แล้ว +693

    Antique collectors: what would it take to restore this?
    Demolition Matt: I wonder how bullet proof this is?

    • @damiens3764
      @damiens3764 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Keith Purcell lol 😂

    • @Dev_Six
      @Dev_Six 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I'm pretty sure it is beyond restoration. Everything is rotten and rusty. A working one is 30K USD I checked.

    • @manictiger
      @manictiger 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Pawnstars: I'll give you 14 cents for it.
      (Matt shoots it)
      Pawnstars: I'll give you 1 cent for it.

    • @ramensales3967
      @ramensales3967 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Bro why people be posting comments in replies

    • @j.l.atheprodigy
      @j.l.atheprodigy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@manictiger Wrong. Pawnstars would be like "I'll give you a billion, along with the shop". The reason? That bullet contained the glory and pride of the Demolitia which is priceless.

  • @jacoboates1711
    @jacoboates1711 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1302

    You need to invest in a slowmo camera, 1 million more subs instantly

  • @vernondaniels6506
    @vernondaniels6506 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    $10,000 in 1900 would be adjusted worth approx. $309,426.19 today.
    Love the videos Matt, I'm terminally ill and I really appreciate your humour and I appreciate your videos and your crazy cool attitude. Thank you.

    • @vernondaniels6506
      @vernondaniels6506 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @John Smith Thank you for your kind words, I really appreciate it. The world would be a much better place if more people where like you who cared enough to just take a moment to say something like you just did. Be well blessed and safe.

    • @jakeboehm5267
      @jakeboehm5267 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Hey Vernon. I hope you’re doing okay. You seem like a genuinely swell guy.

    • @tribelzen
      @tribelzen 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

      How are you? Hope something great happened and you're doing better.

  • @marksullivan6319
    @marksullivan6319 4 ปีที่แล้ว +460

    I love how he's holding Donut's back as if the the kick is gonna knock him on his ass like the little gun from men in black

    • @soopcanwastaken
      @soopcanwastaken 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      btw, its called the Noisy Cricket

    • @gunplaytv
      @gunplaytv 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol dopest Carry Pistol ever made

    • @CADevastator
      @CADevastator 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "You get a series 4 de atomizer and I get a little midget cricket."

    • @EpicMel0ns
      @EpicMel0ns 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmao I love that scene 😂😂😂

    • @ogc_prawn3252
      @ogc_prawn3252 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mark Sullivan lol

  • @HIWTYLSL
    @HIWTYLSL 4 ปีที่แล้ว +817

    “Don’t think you’re committing a felony”
    Feels like in Texas you’re committing a felony if you don’t own at least six different guns

  • @ZeshXD
    @ZeshXD 4 ปีที่แล้ว +402

    there's more than 50 tons of tension in a piano, that's why it needs a so hard frame ;)

    • @Chickfalet
      @Chickfalet 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Dam wat a cool fact to know. That's an incredible amount of energy I wonder wat would happen if u dropped it or it just broke apart

    • @nickmcquoid5264
      @nickmcquoid5264 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Lmao what...? So there’s 100,000 lbs of tension in a piano?😂

    • @kaizouttv
      @kaizouttv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@nickmcquoid5264 yes

    • @dalegribble8657
      @dalegribble8657 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Kyreu each string has around 150 pounds of tension and there are hundreds of strings though I doubt the still have even half of there original tension

    • @maximilianhirsch6191
      @maximilianhirsch6191 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Im a piano technician, and no piano have 50 tons of pull force, they have accually about 18 tons, they have about 250 strings and not all of the strings have the same pull force, so in the end it comes about 18 tones 😊

  • @danieljob3184
    @danieljob3184 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    Future archaeologist: WTF? There is a piano, a prison toilet, about a million spent bullets...

    • @Andrewlang90
      @Andrewlang90 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      And random bits of food......and car parts.....

    • @phillipbotha7920
      @phillipbotha7920 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Andrewlang90 All covered in ranch dressing

    • @firegamer0264
      @firegamer0264 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Imagine mowing the grass at the range

  • @PlasticGhoul
    @PlasticGhoul 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1705

    “I don’t have any bigger guns” sounds like you need a 20mm

    • @numeric8283
      @numeric8283 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      I prefer a 40mm or an 88

    • @bernardcornellisvanmeijere4375
      @bernardcornellisvanmeijere4375 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@numeric8283 40mm is nice.

    • @gagarin777
      @gagarin777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Mat already teased us with a promise of 20mm when he was shooting a hydrant few months ago. ANZIO 20 FTW

    • @badluckb0y8
      @badluckb0y8 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Dont tell Mere!

    • @zebigkahoona4467
      @zebigkahoona4467 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      He needs an T-gewehr AT rifle.

  • @artinovol4277
    @artinovol4277 4 ปีที่แล้ว +484

    "we're not gonna destroy it anymore..."
    Next vid: "Destroying a piano with a tank"

    • @cyanpompano8695
      @cyanpompano8695 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yes!

    • @nathanmcdonough338
      @nathanmcdonough338 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      next vid: Destroying a tank with a piano.

    • @jonikyro1168
      @jonikyro1168 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nathan McDonough beat me to it

    • @ptbez
      @ptbez 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Next Vid, dropping a giant ass sword from a crane on a piano.

  • @bravo1224
    @bravo1224 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    6:00 "Keep the change ya filthy animal." LOL!! Gotta love the nod to H.A

  • @lemcsudds
    @lemcsudds 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    As a pianist, this hurt me greatly but I also couldn't deny that I've always wondered what this would be like

  • @jeremietharp1136
    @jeremietharp1136 4 ปีที่แล้ว +314

    Who else loves the sound of the 50 bmgs slide close

    • @curtiscutler43
      @curtiscutler43 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I think everyone does- except for liberals

    • @vghit921
      @vghit921 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Curtis Cutler agreed

    • @christopherbreidy
      @christopherbreidy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It's a sexy sound😂😂

    • @mattjessen4423
      @mattjessen4423 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@curtiscutler43 they probably like it too, but won't admit it.

    • @piperwhaley1874
      @piperwhaley1874 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Bro yes!!

  • @TrixR4Jesus614
    @TrixR4Jesus614 4 ปีที่แล้ว +460

    “This is the Ferrari of pianos” Matt has confirmed he will shoot a Ferrari in his next video

    • @philliphamilton2935
      @philliphamilton2935 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He already did a Lambo windshield

    • @RekzysTheTitan
      @RekzysTheTitan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@philliphamilton2935 and a school bus.

    • @guts2.0
      @guts2.0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And a plane window.

    • @philliphamilton2935
      @philliphamilton2935 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And an RV.... with a FRIGGIN TANK!

    • @ScoobieMonkey
      @ScoobieMonkey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He definitely said this is the Porsche of the piano world, said it was one step lower than Ferrari. So...look out for the next video where he shoots through a Porsche PDK transmission

  • @Kalebsweeten
    @Kalebsweeten 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    We need more videos with donut. Y’all are great together.

  • @mtower235
    @mtower235 4 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    “I don’t think your going to be committing a felony” 😂

  • @anthonygrande5293
    @anthonygrande5293 4 ปีที่แล้ว +325

    You should really try to get a 20mm rifle.
    That way you never have to say "I don't have a bigger gun" ever again!

    • @ThePolecatProcess
      @ThePolecatProcess 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Mattbest has a Vulcan they could use, granted, it's connected to a Prius now

    • @anthonygrande5293
      @anthonygrande5293 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@ThePolecatProcess The only issue I see with that is precision shooting. Because sometimes you just don't want to vaporize your target.

    • @williewilson2250
      @williewilson2250 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      * GAU viciously laughing in the corner *

    • @wearenumbooone8434
      @wearenumbooone8434 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Don't tell Mer

    • @kyraptor2521
      @kyraptor2521 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      There's always a bigger gun

  • @kevinbutton4580
    @kevinbutton4580 4 ปีที่แล้ว +674

    Matt Definitely needs a 20mm anti tank rifle in his life for when stuff is to strong for the .50 bmg

    • @FinalStar123
      @FinalStar123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That's going to cost.... alot

    • @ybastam5041
      @ybastam5041 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      FinalStar123 he shoots gold bars pal

    • @way2sh0rt07grad
      @way2sh0rt07grad 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yea, everything he used to do was no match for the .50 . Now he’s got stuff that is questionable lol

    • @claudiodiaz9752
      @claudiodiaz9752 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      "Anti-materiel" sounds fancier.

    • @Fede0779
      @Fede0779 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Must be some hell of a piano to get shot with such caliber

  • @dezzo5366
    @dezzo5366 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    "Somehow it's not considered a machine gun, so I don't *think* you'll be committing a felony" - Matt 😂😂

  • @ChrisGR93_TxS
    @ChrisGR93_TxS 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    all other videos on TH-cam: 100 years old .... complete restoration.
    Matt: lets see how bulletproof is

  • @spencerobryant2752
    @spencerobryant2752 4 ปีที่แล้ว +727

    Human brain: this metal is going to be hot, I shouldn't touch it
    Monkey brain: hee hoo shiny

    • @chronix3d359
      @chronix3d359 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      LMAO

    • @carnagedestruct1520
      @carnagedestruct1520 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jesus

    • @Koichifirst
      @Koichifirst 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You made me giggle like a crazy monkey... take my like :D

    • @masonmiller1066
      @masonmiller1066 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Matt’s brain: I know it’s hot because I’ve been doing this stuff for years but I’m going to pick it up anyway and then tell the camera it’s hot so they know

    • @whitty0033
      @whitty0033 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      As a welder I can confirm this

  • @antonymous9196
    @antonymous9196 4 ปีที่แล้ว +326

    finally a video with mister donut again, i want more of this!

    • @clapster4593
      @clapster4593 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Ahh i see a fellow intellectual has strolled across this part of the interweb

    • @edgarmendoza1336
      @edgarmendoza1336 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Casper ahhh yes an other fellow intellectual... MORE DONUT

    • @asher8085
      @asher8085 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Antonymous YESYESYESSSSS!🤟🏻

    • @Hermano0
      @Hermano0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Who’s mister donut, he did the video with Cleetus

    • @Tony36271
      @Tony36271 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Cleetus*

  • @derekrichey5145
    @derekrichey5145 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    The piano after surviving 2 world wars: finally no more guns
    Matt: SURPRISE!!

  • @Sarcastican_
    @Sarcastican_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    9:03 Yeah that .50 was supposed to be suppressed, yet it still sounds like it wants to devour the piano.

  • @Ray_Morris
    @Ray_Morris 4 ปีที่แล้ว +570

    "We're not gonna destroy it anymore..."
    Next piano video:
    "Today we see what happens to a piano when it's filled with thirty pounds of tannerite!"

    • @kbody_slade
      @kbody_slade 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That would make a nice vid

    • @Ray_Morris
      @Ray_Morris 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@kbody_slade Absolutely! From a looong range.

    • @stonedpossum9057
      @stonedpossum9057 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Duuude talk about some good shrapnel though 😎

    • @BENYEET
      @BENYEET 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Ray_Morris i blew muh leg ooaf

    • @THEVERYANGRYPERSON
      @THEVERYANGRYPERSON 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      explosives no longer allowed on da tubes

  • @m1tthrawnuru0d06
    @m1tthrawnuru0d06 4 ปีที่แล้ว +480

    Matt:"A rattlesnake fell out of this earlier."
    Also Matt: starts sticking his hands up underneath it.

    • @uvbnbitn97bc29
      @uvbnbitn97bc29 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You beat me to it brother!

    • @Resident_Craig
      @Resident_Craig 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He WOOD do that 🤣

    • @merryquasar6118
      @merryquasar6118 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Resident_Craig what else could you do other than that?
      ill wait.

    • @Sheridantank
      @Sheridantank 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Merry Quasar
      What else? NOT do it?

    • @merryquasar6118
      @merryquasar6118 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Sheridantank but that's not fun

  • @jackflash852
    @jackflash852 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    HELL YEAH BROTHER, YOU'RE ON THE CLEETUS MC.FARLAND TH-cam CHANNEL! wait a minute...

  • @KyroZinc
    @KyroZinc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +193

    as a musician this was a rollercoaster of emotions to watch
    at first I was like NO
    and then I saw that it was destroyed already and I was like YES
    but then when the real vid started and it was intact I was like NO
    and Matt said it was a player piano and I was like NO
    but then it didn't work so I was like SHOOT IT!

    • @ryanorrock6501
      @ryanorrock6501 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I know RIGHT?!?!?!?! lol Even fixing it would probably be worth it :(

    • @deathtouchedstudiosdoom6280
      @deathtouchedstudiosdoom6280 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same rofl i was like nooooooo not the piano i love piano

    • @anthonyandrews3621
      @anthonyandrews3621 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Band camp kids smh

    • @deathtouchedstudiosdoom6280
      @deathtouchedstudiosdoom6280 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@anthonyandrews3621 im not a band kid but learning piano helps you in terms of becoming a vocalist and playing instruments

    • @classiccarfanatic
      @classiccarfanatic 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same.

  • @noahhastings6145
    @noahhastings6145 4 ปีที่แล้ว +378

    OffTheRanch title: "I found a HOMELESS MAN in the cave!!!"

    • @ethanye9178
      @ethanye9178 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      But is he bulletproof?

    • @vloggoaboutdoggo4614
      @vloggoaboutdoggo4614 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@ethanye9178 Maybe

    • @toasterstore8031
      @toasterstore8031 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Alternate title: "I found Rambo by my house"

    • @ruty6099
      @ruty6099 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      DemoRanch Title: "Is a Homeless Man Bullet proof"

    • @daddymememaster5432
      @daddymememaster5432 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ethan Ye Let's find out, maybe he can stop a .50 BMG

  • @christianyork5385
    @christianyork5385 4 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    Team up with the slow mo guys damn it. Imagine a 50cal through a piano at 50,000 frames with sound lol

    • @danielduncan6806
      @danielduncan6806 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The sounds they use on the Slow Mo Guys channel are not the original sounds created by their actions, the sounds are edited in from various sources, not even taken from original footage.

    • @theaberrantdon
      @theaberrantdon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I think slow mo sound is actually added after the fact for effect. Real sound slowed down that much drops pitch enough to make sounds unrecognizable.

    • @Lilith-Rose
      @Lilith-Rose 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@danielduncan6806 yeah and they openly say that, it's not something they try to keep secret in any way

    • @anthonywright2489
      @anthonywright2489 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Slow-mo cameras dont record sound

    • @onlydoobz3452
      @onlydoobz3452 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'd die

  • @christopherlewis316
    @christopherlewis316 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I wanna say thank you Matt for putting out quality content and keeping my child entertained. My 2 year old son and I love watching the “pow pow show” as he calls it lol

  • @davidciuca5238
    @davidciuca5238 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    I'm the only one who wants to see Mat bring 2 more guys and blast an engine block with 3 50 BMG's at the same time? (Full mags)

  • @rangnarthered7431
    @rangnarthered7431 4 ปีที่แล้ว +317

    I just checked and it looks like a functioning piano of this style in good condition is worth about 48000$ I don't know the cost of a brand ne one back in the days but if I had to quess it's around 1500$? I checked an old catalogue and according to it it costs 850$ but without the auto play mechanism it seems
    Edit. 850$ in let's say in 1915 equals around 21500$ today

    • @thepoglin8479
      @thepoglin8479 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      too bad they didint have stainless steel back then

    • @squidman390
      @squidman390 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Nice thanks for that. The more you know🌈🏳️‍🌈🌠

    • @badlaamaurukehu
      @badlaamaurukehu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Good investment.

    • @nicolasveal5496
      @nicolasveal5496 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      $number

    • @ericdeco3661
      @ericdeco3661 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Titan's Guild Dre the guy who sold it said it was in too rough shape to fix up

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 ปีที่แล้ว +423

    Beethoven probably heard those gunshots all the way from heaven.

    • @solaristic9228
      @solaristic9228 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      isnt he deaf lmao

    • @smithy1578
      @smithy1578 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He used a ruler in his mouth to feel the vibrations so he still played even while he was deaf

    • @IWasAlwaysNeverAnywhere
      @IWasAlwaysNeverAnywhere 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      i have a mustache but no beard because of work.

    • @fancyfox3602
      @fancyfox3602 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He's deaf lmao

    • @CT-Woods
      @CT-Woods 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      How tf are you here too...

  • @StillShatter
    @StillShatter 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love this video so much because ironically I am from buffalo NY and I move pianos for a living...so watching you and donut destroy that thing brought me so much joy thank you gentlemen!!!

  • @atomicdynamo6062
    @atomicdynamo6062 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I'm the one wrote you an email recently requesting this test. Good to see how strong grand pianos are. Great video. I'm a concert pianist, this piano would cost maybe $30,000 if it was in mint condition. But the one you shot up should cost even more! Lol

  • @jonathanmunoz8113
    @jonathanmunoz8113 4 ปีที่แล้ว +209

    Someone needs to make a compilation of matt grabbing hot rounds 😭

    • @tacman1845
      @tacman1845 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Edwin Sarkisian would be a better one. He does it dang near every video and burns himself everytime.

  • @sirfox950
    @sirfox950 4 ปีที่แล้ว +712

    2020: demolitionranch destroying an 100 years old piano
    2050: DemolitionRanch destroying the Big Ben

    • @TitoXTR.
      @TitoXTR. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      With laser rpgs

    • @citizenkane454
      @citizenkane454 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Shooting Betty white 😂

    • @dommccrirrick2728
      @dommccrirrick2728 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He’s American not english

    • @adamware2103
      @adamware2103 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Nah, the statue of liberty.

    • @aaronroberts6100
      @aaronroberts6100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@adamware2103 he'd never shoot lady liberty that is unamerican and antipatriot. And we all know Matt is a red white and blue true patriot

  • @isabelciampone274
    @isabelciampone274 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Literally 2 of my favorite TH-cam😊😊I need collabs from the two of you monthly please

  • @jakosloth
    @jakosloth 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    5:40 every piano player just sitting there cringing

    • @onlyn8iv237
      @onlyn8iv237 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I am, the only note playing was a B Key

  • @benfisher3695
    @benfisher3695 4 ปีที่แล้ว +262

    I understand the piano is pretty much hopeless, but it still hurts the soul.

    • @randominternetprofile8270
      @randominternetprofile8270 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I was just thinking there's going to be some piano guys out there not feeling too well watching this.

    • @zwimaster
      @zwimaster 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@randominternetprofile8270 Im not even a piano guy, but the thought about someone, maybe 100 years ago, loved that piano. And the fact that Matt blasted it to Kingdom Fuck, sort of hurts.

    • @spartan3924
      @spartan3924 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      If it was fucked beyond repair I would have wanted to go full Magpie and take it apart for anything salvageable and hand the cool metal frame parts up somewhere

    • @k.t.1641
      @k.t.1641 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lol people restore fucking 200 year old random things on TH-cam all the time. People can make rocks and wood etc into shiny looking art. Pretty sure someone could of restored it and taken it off their hands. 😕It does hurt.

  • @andrewvaldez1710
    @andrewvaldez1710 4 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    3:56 ah yes the great power of the .22 mag, gotta keep him from falling over

    • @theone2-three438
      @theone2-three438 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Andrew Valdez he’s firing the cricket gun

    • @michaelpoirier7396
      @michaelpoirier7396 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Can a piano go thru a tank?

    • @SoreTv
      @SoreTv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      100th like, thought the same thing 😂

    • @kiro253
      @kiro253 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@michaelpoirier7396 wtf?? Am i reading this wrong? What a stupid question of coz it will DESTROY the tank

  • @kyleconnors4701
    @kyleconnors4701 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    I love how they're both wearing cargo shorts and something on their belts,you can tell there dads😂😂

  • @TheWarlockGamma
    @TheWarlockGamma 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm bummed that I didn't see this when it came out. It was uploaded on my birthday. Best unintentional gift ever!

  • @DeeYesBee
    @DeeYesBee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +194

    Seeing Matt laugh after saying “pianist” shows how he is still a child inside 😂

    • @hash_brownie
      @hash_brownie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Don't get it lmAo

    • @jl123ist
      @jl123ist 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Big pianists

    • @josiahgoat7451
      @josiahgoat7451 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Archduke Bacon Von Cheeseburger- now I found out what you mean😂😂

    • @ButtahDawgMcDouble
      @ButtahDawgMcDouble 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Men never mature, it's a fact.

    • @harrymatthewsmusic
      @harrymatthewsmusic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I think we already knew that :D

  • @Boopus10
    @Boopus10 4 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    3:43 "I dont think you're commiting a felony" love the confidence

  • @dwimrel
    @dwimrel 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Good to see you enjoy the new land.

  • @kylerrevell235
    @kylerrevell235 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Took me a little while to realize that he did the intro AFTER they shot it 😅

  • @jdfan0721
    @jdfan0721 4 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    Matt: says ow there so hot when he touches a bullet
    Also Matt: has continued to touch shot bullets for 4 years

    • @TheBizzerker
      @TheBizzerker 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Skelebone It’s like how people have to check and see if the paint is dry.

    • @SirDankleberry
      @SirDankleberry 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No one said Matt was smart.

    • @contentguy8074
      @contentguy8074 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Whats up rifty fan

  • @chademery7119
    @chademery7119 4 ปีที่แล้ว +271

    "Is a Grand Piano Tannerite proof?" should of been how this video ended!

    • @chademery7119
      @chademery7119 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Silently Sceptical I would have filled that durable thing up if my .50 was stopped by it!

    • @BrianRossman
      @BrianRossman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes please. That will make some music.

    • @thetroll1247
      @thetroll1247 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I was thinking tanerite the whole vid

    • @sykoslim8851
      @sykoslim8851 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Tannerite every vid!

    • @chademery7119
      @chademery7119 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sykoslim8851 In the words of Matt, "That's not a bad idea".

  • @justincuevas2214
    @justincuevas2214 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love how when donut gets in real close to the piano with with the double barrel felony gun to shoot it ... Matt hides behind donut like “I love ya buddy ... but you taking that ricochet not me buddy”

  • @coastalcapybara
    @coastalcapybara 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm so sorry about your brother Matt. My condolences to you and your family.

  • @brittonbuckingham6099
    @brittonbuckingham6099 4 ปีที่แล้ว +588

    Matt: I get made fun of for touching hot metal in the comments
    Also Matt: "Ooh look another one"

  • @carsnquads
    @carsnquads 4 ปีที่แล้ว +395

    Crazy weird intro when you come from just watching a cleetus mcfarland vid lmao

    • @EvrybdyHatezCris
      @EvrybdyHatezCris 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Even has the mullet going on lmao

    • @adrianlopez4924
      @adrianlopez4924 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Dude I had just watched the video of the bald eagle machine on the dyno before watching this video lol

    • @wesleymaynard3784
      @wesleymaynard3784 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@adrianlopez4924 same here

    • @jadonnixon4297
      @jadonnixon4297 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I think were all in the same boat

    • @connerbenson7959
      @connerbenson7959 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same here

  • @jamalsargio382
    @jamalsargio382 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    1:30 i love that wave

  • @jayraughed6909
    @jayraughed6909 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    "that's a perfect C" was he joking when he said that or does he have perfect pitch. Because it was a C

    • @mitchellthompson3025
      @mitchellthompson3025 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Matt is pretty intelligent, wouldn't shock me of he could pick out notes

    • @LeanVolcano
      @LeanVolcano 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@mitchellthompson3025 it's not about being intelligent or not, but, maybe he has perfect pitch?

    • @tomthetitan3697
      @tomthetitan3697 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I have perfect pitch it's just what I was born with and I was amazed when he said it was a C because it actually was

    • @coltonmoore7384
      @coltonmoore7384 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I thought the exact same thing

  • @sassmate8793
    @sassmate8793 4 ปีที่แล้ว +299

    Damn even the 50 cal couldn’t do it? You know what this means Matt...... it’s time for the tank 😈 lol

    • @josiahtownsend6863
      @josiahtownsend6863 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Or for the 20 mm gun

    • @anthonyguido1163
      @anthonyguido1163 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nah just bear guns

    • @josiahtownsend6863
      @josiahtownsend6863 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ha, jokes on you, I don't know what that is.

    • @sassmate8793
      @sassmate8793 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah idk what that is either, you mean like bare guns? (Just loads of guns)
      Also thanks for 69 likes

    • @tvflight7858
      @tvflight7858 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      don't forget about 20mm

  • @stink8134
    @stink8134 4 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    Wow, Concerto in .50 BMG Major by John Moses Browning is such a beautiful piece of music!

    • @chaseschouweiler3868
      @chaseschouweiler3868 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      They should of put it in the musiom

    • @phillip6933
      @phillip6933 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol, as a classical music guy and a gun guy, I rlly understood it

    • @zaneclarkson3950
      @zaneclarkson3950 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@chaseschouweiler3868 no because there are already tons of them in museums and it was falling apart

    • @_stepbr45th_25
      @_stepbr45th_25 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@zaneclarkson3950 dude is a joke lmfao

  • @Neo-st3su
    @Neo-st3su 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    these two together is what i live for

  • @redarrowhunting
    @redarrowhunting ปีที่แล้ว

    Is nobody gonna point out how Matt tapped the beginning of the Aggie War Hymn with the rock on the side of the piano? 🤣🤣 “Hubba ballu connec connec” 🤣

  • @yeetscale6939
    @yeetscale6939 4 ปีที่แล้ว +328

    2:46 “So we’re going to find out the piano is bullet-proof and maybe if rattlesnakes are bullet-proof”
    *PEETA has entered the chat

    • @goodguyjohn4625
      @goodguyjohn4625 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      So they can murder snakes too? Fuck that.

    • @jakefromstatefarm635
      @jakefromstatefarm635 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      You spelled snowflakes wrong lol 🤷‍♂️

    • @YoutubeIsAGarbagePit
      @YoutubeIsAGarbagePit 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      people for the ethically ethical treatment of animals??

    • @rainboss6296
      @rainboss6296 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      *peta

    • @reesebanman1536
      @reesebanman1536 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      PETA: people eating tasty animals

  • @masterchief8726
    @masterchief8726 4 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    0:52 Imagine walking in the woods and seeing Matt licking a piano while talking to a bunch of mannequins

    • @smol8025
      @smol8025 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      imagine if the mannequins were licking the piano tho

    • @ollyboo
      @ollyboo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      MEME👏REVIEW👏...
      Good meme big. BIG pp.
      (You wouldn’t understand if you don’t watch pewds)

    • @OutsideTheTargetDemographic
      @OutsideTheTargetDemographic 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      There is at least one man with this story. And that man probably got to offer to shoot the 50cal from Matt.

    • @kaykot4386
      @kaykot4386 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He lowkey just like Will Smith in I Am Legend

    • @badlaamaurukehu
      @badlaamaurukehu 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      You've never really been to Texas.
      That's just a normal walk in the woods.

  • @jesmitty7367
    @jesmitty7367 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Matt you and donut brightened the tuesday blas thanks! Dorks! LOL

  • @Mark6Ironman
    @Mark6Ironman 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love the outtakes at the end.

  • @tinygreenguy968
    @tinygreenguy968 4 ปีที่แล้ว +537

    I actually like antique roadshow
    Also the piano would be worth $301,634.12 today

    • @alexrutz3036
      @alexrutz3036 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      JDB you’d be surprised how much value will go down with condition

    • @calebpettifer
      @calebpettifer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Actually i believe it would be worth $187,067 in todays market

    • @Yak_Jedi
      @Yak_Jedi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      depends on how you calculate the inflation and what year you start from. I assumed the 10k figure was from 1915, since that was the latest year on the piano. I got 258k and change.

    • @MrJizzinmypantz
      @MrJizzinmypantz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@jurgendebruijne He said in the video you could part it out but, I mean, the time and expertise required probably just make that impractical for him. If it was me I'd just sell/donate it to someone who is more knowledgeable and could do something with it, at least it wouldn't be cluttering up a barn or garage, or just sitting in a field lol

    • @xenonram
      @xenonram 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Corrected comment: "That piano would cost $300k iN today's money; adjusted for inflation."
      LOL, you don't calculate the value of something based on inflation. When you go to trade your car in, find out what the inflation is based on how much the car was new, and try to get that from the dealership you're trading it in at. They're selling these M&W player pianos for

  • @martito1014
    @martito1014 4 ปีที่แล้ว +222

    Matt, why would we ever think that you would shoot a random object, that just doesn't sound like something you'd do

  • @reganbragg1504
    @reganbragg1504 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Love your vids mate from New Zealand

  • @Know_Your_Rights.88
    @Know_Your_Rights.88 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Man I love donut he’s so damn funny. I watch a lot his live streams on twitch. Glad to see another colab from y’all!!

    • @mrbadger4375
      @mrbadger4375 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Because you collected all 3 of my comments

  • @mason11198
    @mason11198 4 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    "...so I don't *think* you're going to be committing a felony..." ah yes, words of comfort. That's how 20% of Demoranch tests go lol

  • @ephrimkuzmitski709
    @ephrimkuzmitski709 4 ปีที่แล้ว +164

    "Hey dude, do you play piano?"
    "Heh. Yeah." *bang *bang *bang

  • @kingsway731
    @kingsway731 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I restore pianos for a living. This was satisfying to watch 😂. I've often wanted to destroy some of them. Especially when you have rotten wood crumbling and putrid sawdust all over the place because a dog pissed on it every day for years..🔫

  • @erenyeager504
    @erenyeager504 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    My 2 favorite TH-camrs

  • @camcrockford4798
    @camcrockford4798 4 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    Bullet: nice and hot
    Matt: ooo a hot bullet I wanna touch it

    • @racerex340
      @racerex340 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      He goes to Vegas and shoots with Edwin Sarkissian every year, I think he caught the hot bullet bug from him.

    • @camcrockford4798
      @camcrockford4798 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ya no doubt

  • @leonardospechtmartins4318
    @leonardospechtmartins4318 4 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    Object: *exists*
    Matt: LeT's ShOoT iT!

    • @clayman0420
      @clayman0420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's why I like his videos. I've been curious about a lot of these things too

    • @leonardospechtmartins4318
      @leonardospechtmartins4318 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@clayman0420 indeed!!!

  • @MercMan
    @MercMan 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I am so happy you pronounced Porsche correctly. Best channel ever, I actually have not watched any other channels in the past several weeks except yours lol..

  • @gfde7421
    @gfde7421 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    DR & DO... that was a pretty nice team up :) hope they do more together

  • @williamtaber2135
    @williamtaber2135 4 ปีที่แล้ว +225

    Matt, if it were fully restored an antique piano of this type sold recently for 48,000 dollars. It’s a grand piano with a 1930s style auto-player called AMPICO.

    • @overlorddante
      @overlorddante 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      How much restoration did it need though? The cost to bring his piano back to prime could have been too high to be worth it.

    • @swayback7375
      @swayback7375 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      I know exactly dick about pianos, but I can 100% guarantee this could have been restored for great profit, it would have cost alot but would still make plenty if money.
      I also 100% guarantee that Matt didnt give a shit!
      TH-camrs learned long ago that all you gotta do it trash stuff, be wasteful as possible and laugh about it... he'll make way more off this vid than restoring pianos anyway... who gives a shit about some old piano?
      No one here, I'll tell ya that

    • @davidurdahl6656
      @davidurdahl6656 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      A pro prolly coulda made 5-10 grand. But, eh. This is more funner.

    • @HiepNguyen-bi7mf
      @HiepNguyen-bi7mf 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      You lying

    • @BoostedSpeedDemon
      @BoostedSpeedDemon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@davidurdahl6656 I guarantee you he makes more than that off of just this video

  • @Sp00kq
    @Sp00kq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +291

    "Rattlesnakes might be falling out of here"
    *flashbacks to when Matt mag dumped a snake*

  • @enderninja98
    @enderninja98 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    8:15... does Matt have perfect pitch?????? Cuz I actually think that was a C

  • @junetvix6130
    @junetvix6130 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The video is always top. I wonder how it even survived to our time? I wish you to reach 10 million subscribers this year as soon as possible.

  • @speey1721
    @speey1721 4 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    Well Matt can tune any piano by the looks of his piano skills

    • @hiddenhood483
      @hiddenhood483 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I think he tuned it down a little to far though

    • @jaysonmartinez2830
      @jaysonmartinez2830 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He might Tune a Piano, but he Can't Tunna Fish 🤣

  • @flatebo1
    @flatebo1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    7:37 - You can see dirt being kicked up under the piano. Nothing is coming out the back because they're firing down at an angle, so bullets are exiting thru the bottom.

  • @aaronbazan2150
    @aaronbazan2150 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    12:07 Matt: “Yeah we’re not gonna destroy it anymore, mm mm.” Matt again: *Films intro*

  • @petercrean5176
    @petercrean5176 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love demoranch I can watch these videos for hours

  • @jonathansolis7470
    @jonathansolis7470 4 ปีที่แล้ว +179

    Demo: taps on piano with rock
    Aggies: whooooooop!

  • @Volvith
    @Volvith 4 ปีที่แล้ว +739

    "I don't have any bigger guns."
    Hey, is it legal to own a 20mm rifle (cannon)?
    ... _You know you want it. ;)_

    • @CJ-mr2rj
      @CJ-mr2rj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      FPS russia here

    • @skylarodonahue6873
      @skylarodonahue6873 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      If I'm not mistaken Texas doesn't allow "destructive device's" which is basically anything bigger than a 50cal

    • @CJ-mr2rj
      @CJ-mr2rj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@loganthompson4574 I say that because before he was incarcerated he had a 40mm Machine gun

    • @justinbellio2285
      @justinbellio2285 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@skylarodonahue6873 wrong you only need to pay a 5 dollar tax stamp and register them

    • @ronaldmcreagann6343
      @ronaldmcreagann6343 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Christopher Japardi “Machine gun” You mean Bofors auto cannon?

  • @ZackJenkins
    @ZackJenkins 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Matt I didn't know you were so good at piano!

  • @jakohs4012
    @jakohs4012 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    please do more videos w donut this made me happy to see

  • @seangray3982
    @seangray3982 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Matt in his head at 10:55
    "Don't laugh when you say pianist. Don't laugh when you say pianist. Don't laugh when you say pianist!"

    • @TacticalBeardDad
      @TacticalBeardDad 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *but I'm only human*

    • @K0nqu0r
      @K0nqu0r 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "Pianist" hehehehe

  • @jgreenjeans
    @jgreenjeans 4 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    Cleetus? "Hell yeah, brother!"?
    I'll take that as shout out to the Cleetus McFarland TH-cam channel!
    Hell yeah brother!

  • @baked_always
    @baked_always 4 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    me: how bullet proof is a tank hatch
    everyone else: HoW BUllEt ProOf Is A pIaNO

    • @adamware2103
      @adamware2103 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂

    • @sollarezzz3714
      @sollarezzz3714 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Best comment I died

    • @shmitty6905
      @shmitty6905 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      that’s fair

    • @TylerDollarhide
      @TylerDollarhide 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Considering it was made of thick metal, AND IT STOPPED A .50 BMG, it was a fair question to ask.

    • @adamware2103
      @adamware2103 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TylerDollarhide You're right about that

  • @WindowLickingDeer
    @WindowLickingDeer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "This is necessary. This is necessary. Life, feeds on life, feeds on life, feeds on life."

    • @caseypeterson7336
      @caseypeterson7336 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      And the angel of the lord came unto me
      Snatching me up from my place of slumber
      And took me on high and higher still
      Until we moved to the spaces betwixt the air itself
      And he brought me into a vast farmlands of our own Midwest
      And as we descended cries of impending doom rose from the soil
      One thousand nay a million voices full of fear
      And terror possessed me then
      And I begged Angel of the Lord what are these tortured screams?
      And the angel said unto me
      These are the cries of the carrots, the cries of the carrots!
      You see, Reverend Maynard
      Tomorrow is harvest day and to them it is the holocaust
      And I sprang from my slumber drenched in sweat
      Like the tears of one million terrified brothers and roared
      "Hear me now, I have seen the light!
      They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul!
      Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers!
      Can I get an amen? Can I get a hallelujah? Thank you Jesus