Indira definitely was big on removing poverty. And she did it by....destroying the slums and forcing the poor out before forcibly sterilizing them. Definitely a sweet lady
The thing about Franklin Pierce's wife is that the horrible pics are after all their kids died, including their last child who died in a train accident, where the boy ended up crushed and almost decapitated. The mother ended up seeing the body before Franklin Pierce could stop her, and it messed them both up for the rest of their lives. Her haunting pictures are really a portrait of what immense grief can do to a person
Pierce wasn’t a very good president and he definitely accelerated America’s path to the civil war, but I can’t help but feel bad for the guy. Poor dude’s life was just tragedy after tragedy, and he became president in probably one of the absolute worst times in all of US history and had to deal with all the strife of a country about a decade away from civil war. Bro had it rough.
wait they had photoshop back then? >flashback to the first time i heard the phrase "stone tablet" >the word "tablet" just keeps repeating w a i t.... goddamnit WAIT A MINUTE- i forgot my meds
There’s a video of two guys who tried keeping up with his daily drinking and cigar intake levels for ONE day and couldn’t keep up. Mind you these are guys distilling whiskey and can probably hold their liquor better than most. The were fuckin’ obliterated buy mid afternoon lol
Here in Brazil we're in another level. I remember a candidate whose slogan was something like "I may rob you but I'll also try to get something done" 😂
Yeah, in Brazil the non-cable TV is legally required to show an hour or political advertisement during election times. With the you get a gauntlet of the most bizarre candidates and campaigns. They get even more bizarre in the local elections.
Remember Tiririca's slogan? "Pior do que tá não fica" (for english speakers, Tiririca was a LITERAL illiterate clown that was elected as São Paulo's congressman. His slogan was "It can't get any worse")
@@ziopeppecartagialla.1360 yeah I know the history of the slogan and how it was more like "guys it's the cold war and we got a good thing going, don't rock the boat.' it's still funny and sounds like "We don't do that shit anymore guys!"
@@voreenthusiast3638lol Jindal is the most genuine example of the model immigrant myth spewing, internalized racism having, poc conservative stereotype there ever was. He's awful.
I always ask people why they vote for a certain candidate. Then I ask them who the mayor is in the city they live. They can never answer the 2nd question. Get involved in your local and state politics people, you can actually make a difference where it matters.
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Without context these are not nearly as powerful. Indira Ghandi's idea of "removing poverty" for example included forced sterilisation of thousands of people. The wet dreams slogan was a pun regarding the end of prohibition.
too bad this comment will probably get lost. i definitely agree these need context. even “for fun” i don’t love making political judgments without knowing literally anything about the climate during that time period, or even the party affiliation of the candidate.
If you are uneducated, then voting maybe in ineffective, because you might vote for the wrong person. And it's very hard to stay educated in this current political climate with lots of misinformation. I don't blame him for not voting. But other than that have a good day
SHIT! I remember hearing that! (UK guy so heard it over the interwebs) I’d support me a meth fiend political party. They’d always be working, no sleep, fiercely pushing policies with no backing down & organisation would be 2nd to non (they might not entirely finish any task but they’d have ‘ a lotta pots boilin ‘, if u kno what I’m gettin at with the metaphor 👊✊🤘✌️
@@itisyebadger fucking seriously. can't believe YT doesn't have an algorithm form catching the same account spamming the same exact comment 18 times within 2 minutes on the same video. but oh yeah, they'll demonetize you if you say "shit" to early into the vid
Churchill Fact: He actually didn't really drink beer. He would start off his day with 3 Scotch & Soda, follow up at lunch with a pint of Champagne, then a few glasses of Cognac before taking a nap and finish off the day with another pint of Champagne at dinner before drinking some more Brandy to put him to sleep.
Thanks for being genuinely hilarious and talented, you and your content has gotten me through alot of hard times and i’m sure so many others feel the same way :)
fun fact about Lenin: if you look at pictures of him there are almost only two situations where he's smiling: 1) while giving a speech 2) while holding a cat.
@@aahnecroth The confederacy did though :) Also we went to Vietnam under Dems. "Hey! Hey! LBJ! How many kids did you kill today!?" is still one of my favorite protest chants of all time.
I thought he was playing dumb to be a fence sitter and avoid controversy, he might just be really ducking dumb lol. Like i know American education isn't the best but bruh.
Local voting has more noticeable impacts on your local environment as well. Whereas with federal its slower and not as noticeable at first That being said, Democracy is badass so you should do BOTH.
i think we should vote in anything we possibly can when it comes to that stuff- but of course we need to be informed. an uninformed voter is worse than no voter at all! i’m australian so you have to vote or you’ll be fined until you do. i think our results here are at least a little affected by that- many folks don’t care at all about it it doesn’t help that many people here are (rightfully) more concerned with US politics as they affect us a lot. it can also be very captivating- like a train wreck in some ways more concerned
Wouldn’t have made a difference. Our votes don’t actually count. Why do you think every time the vote results don’t match what the fat cats want there’s a recount and suddenly the result is different ?
@@jerrysandoval2001 I do feel like it would have affected kamala more since during all her campaign people on tiktok kept saying it didnt matter who leftists voted for since apparently both were equally as bad, that and the palestine occupation seemed to affect gen z voters on tiktok. I am not sure if both of those things happened with trump although it did seem like most people outside of the US were more against Trump, I cant talk for all mexicans but it did seem like most mexicans hate trump, except for the bootlickers who want Mexico to bow to the US and become right wing
Guy who was mayor for Fort Wayne Indiana in the 30’s and 40’s named Harry Baals had a slogan “I AM PROUD OF MY HARRY BAALS”. This slogan is the best in the history of political races.
My favourite presidential campaign slogan was Charles Taylor in Liberia, West Africa, after causing a huge civil war that saw MANY killed he ran with the slogan “He killed my ma, He killed my Pa, but I’ll still vote for him”…..and he won.
@@kevinbaltzell2949Because the president is only 1/3rd of the party in decisions made for the country and can be told no by the other 2/3rds, plus the whole “red or blue, pick who leads you” is just a way to make the common man feel like they have the power to control where the country goes. Politicians argue about things they agree on just to tear down the competition and basically say “other guy bad vote for me.” There’s really no point imo
I signed up to vote for every election, and I mean EVERY election. I was swimming in mail-in-ballots last year. I did not know how many local elections there were.
I mean Adenauer ran Germany right after ww2 so it’s probably a good thing that his slogan was no experiments as the last 12 years in Germany was one great big horrifying experiment
Also the fact that the allies released Nazi War criminals back into positions of power in the government cause they wanted their experience fighting the soviets.
@@lancehattemer6737 Soviet's did the same in East Germany,using gestapo agents to form The Stasi since gestapo agents had a lot of experience spying/killing on one's own citizens.
@@warbossgegguz679I’m not voting for a candidate I don’t believe in. Especially when I live in a state that’s solid blue anyways so my not voting isn’t hurting anything
@@voreenthusiast3638 I mean, I'm in a red state, a conservative, and voting blue because I refuse to let those psychos in office again so we can be cucks to Russia and Israel and destroy the working class. ... but actually based on what you said, sure, feel free to not vote :)
@DrakeButler-e4b "If you're not an elitist douche, you don't deserve the right to vote." Also, what you're outlining is the whole point of the electoral college... A system that's never made any poor decisions ever. What you're proposing about "proof of competency" is literally OG spartan fascism, just worded in a "me, an intellectual" way.
11:25 “We Polked you in ‘44” is referencing James K Polk and how he essentially won the election of 1844 in a landslide, his slogan was “54-40 or Fight!” Referencing the 54th parallel in what’s now British Columbia. “We shall Pierce you in ‘52” is obviously Franklin Pierce and the election year of 1852
Ironically most people don’t vote local, but focus more on the presidential. The representative that live in your community and the same state as you is more reachable than the president.
also the one who does literally nothing of impact, if at all presidential is the only thing that changes anything besides the imprint on your toilet paper and other things on such a small scale if it wasnt crammed infront of you, you would never even know there w a s change its not ironic if its just ass backwards lol, on par with "its ironic fire extinguishers extinguish fires, ya know?"
@@warbossgegguz679Winston would've definitely driven Europe towards a third world war. Most people have no idea what a horrible and incompetent leader he was. He just happened to stumble ass backwards in to the perfect role at the right time.
Looking back in an era where we have Pro Wrestlers and Hiphop singers performing at formal political conventions, that scream did not deserve any major attention, let alone ending his political career.
@@warbossgegguz679 Yeah i looked it up cause im not american and wasn't sure what the scream meant and i was definitely expected more than him going yeah in a high pitch lol, dude lost his career? For that?
Im sure the fat basement dwellers (myself included) not just watching the video but also taking time to read the comments will go out to vote local. Lol
Yeah I think national politics have been getting out of hand in most countries currently. At least for countries like the US, UK, France, Canada, Japan, Russia, and China. And that is a pretty powerful set of countries. I’m a noob in geopolitics, so I’m kinda just bullshiting though.😂
I dont understand why so many people worry about looks of candidates, anyone can make decisions, we want people who make good decisions, not look the best.
24:11 I’m all with my man who said he’s doing his best. No matter how good or bad he does. I would imagine that it would only be his personal best and if it wasn’t, I wouldn’t know. That’s a slogan I could trust.
Woman to Winston Churchill: “sir you are drunk” Winston in reply to same woman “indeed I am, but when I wake in the morning I’ll be sober, but you madame will still be ugly” Not an exact quote but it’s close
I like his other one where he was arguing with some lady and she told him "If I was your wife I'd poison you" and he said "If I was your husband, I'd drink it" Man had awesome comebacks.
Talking about Churchill may have just wanted an ale is crazy talk. The man woke up every morning to a whiskey and water. Then gets sloshed at lunch. Takes nap. Wakes up and goes right back to hammer time. He drank brandy, champagne, and wine all day long as well as smoked 8-10 cigars daily. The man was a legend.
I love how your Sponsor Segments are slowly becoming just 80's/90's commericals and I love it! Also, I'm Anachro-Centrist, so I vote based on what a politician has actually done for my country and it's people (Which where I live... isn't much at all)
Political Slogans: “Vote for (insert whoever here) and together, the powers of the 9 ancestral tenets will guide us to paradise!” Me: “Will the 9 ancestral tenets work on my bills?”
Same guy that promised Arabic people Northern Africa if they defeated the Ottoman Empire and then turned around and told the Jews they could move there and created the mess we have today
@@immalearnyasomethingboyMandatory Palestine was established before Churchill took office though. It wasn't called Israel at the time and wasn't independent, but it was functionally and demographically identical. They also turned down Germany's request to take in German Jews, leading to them opting for the Final Solution instead...
4:33 Erm, actually the slogan "Let's Make America Great Again" was a Ronald Reagan quote that Trump borrowed for his campaign because it worked so well. 🤓☝️
@@somehoodedguy or hear me out, you should pick that L up since it seems you dropped it- wouldnt be fair to take it since it was your L rightfully from the start Keep your L's to yourself please
I had a record of radio slip-ups from the first half of the 20th century, and one of the funniest was a guy who announced the President (at the time) as Hoobert Heever
@@Jcole256h The nickname was "Jumbo", and he had a habit of using it to intimidate people, such as pulling it out in front of lawmakers or reporters if they questioned him and just swinging it around. Staffers called it the "Johnson Treatment".
Indira definitely was big on removing poverty. And she did it by....destroying the slums and forcing the poor out before forcibly sterilizing them. Definitely a sweet lady
she also had places of prayer bombed and attacked which led to her assianation by the sikh people who she killed many of.
Jesus! Honestly, these days, the Sikhs are some of the people I respect and like the most.
@@UndercoverNormie imposter
Oh, how looks (and the name) can be deceiving ;)
@UndercoverNormie - I agree. Plus you can go to any Sikh temple anywhere in the world and get free food. They're benevolent people.
“I’m not a witch” is definitely the first thing a witch would say
She had been a witch.
I say we check her brooms to make sure they are registered, nothing worse than an incompetent broom owner
Bro has a false nose. It's a carrot.
She actually used a Princess Bride quote as her campaign slogan😂
aww you beat me to it
My country had a literal clown turned politician and his slogan was "It cant get worse"
which country is that 😂
@@81127. it's a brazilian politican, he's name is tiririca and he was a shitty politician.
@@AndroChimera omg that's so brutal but funny i laughed so hard i'm sorry 🥲
@@AndroChimerawell then his slogan was honest then
@@benkersten1705 except it did get worse. much worse.
Fun fact: William Henry Harrison had an hour and a half long inauguration speech in a blizzard, then died one month into his term from pneumonia.
i knew that dude was chill af
@@shushantsharma8309Nah
@@shushantsharma8309that’s crazy
cold asf
The speech wasn't why he died though, it's a common misconception
The thing about Franklin Pierce's wife is that the horrible pics are after all their kids died, including their last child who died in a train accident, where the boy ended up crushed and almost decapitated. The mother ended up seeing the body before Franklin Pierce could stop her, and it messed them both up for the rest of their lives. Her haunting pictures are really a portrait of what immense grief can do to a person
Pierce's life was just filled with tragedy. Poor guy dealt with a lot.
That's so sad
Pierce wasn’t a very good president and he definitely accelerated America’s path to the civil war, but I can’t help but feel bad for the guy. Poor dude’s life was just tragedy after tragedy, and he became president in probably one of the absolute worst times in all of US history and had to deal with all the strife of a country about a decade away from civil war. Bro had it rough.
@@cosmo9925 maybe he just got what he deserved?
Sounds like her heart got….pierced 😂
"Tanned, rested, ready" sounds like an influencer's instragram caption.
... I don't know how anyone can expect to win an election with something they pulled off of the shelf next to "Live, Laugh, Love" merch...
Bro millennialed too close to the sun 😔
Seriously. That was the corniest shit by far 😂
Imagine being dead and someone says you look ai generated
we truly live in the best timeline
I jus tfound out that Abe Lincoln's white house pics are not his body, they were photo shopping back then
wait they had photoshop back then?
>flashback to the first time i heard the phrase "stone tablet"
>the word "tablet" just keeps repeating
w a i t.... goddamnit WAIT A MINUTE- i forgot my meds
We live in the worst time line if you think about it @@sluggerbutter
@@sluggerbutter quantum immortality
Accusing Winston Churchill, the man who downed AN ENTIRE WHISKEY BOTTLE DAILY, of being just a pint man is crazy.
Nobody would keep up with Churchill on a bender
There’s a video of two guys who tried keeping up with his daily drinking and cigar intake levels for ONE day and couldn’t keep up. Mind you these are guys distilling whiskey and can probably hold their liquor better than most.
The were fuckin’ obliterated buy mid afternoon lol
I don't know much but I looked at him and was like that's a spirits man.
Just what I came to say. I don't think there's a man alive that could go drink for drink, smoke for smoke with the Old Bulldog
In Germany we Say: Vorglühen
my grandfather knew a woman who ran for local office with the last name Lay and her slogan was “The Best Lay in town”
That’s pretty normal sounding.😉
I would vote for that tbh
Erm
Genius
My boss's name is Dick Spoons. I wonder what his slogan would be. Lmao
This guys political slogan would be “I control fire”
lol
He definitely looks like he controls fire.
Fear this man.
Truly hilarious 😂
Eh
His appearance fits this description so well
Here in Brazil we're in another level.
I remember a candidate whose slogan was something like "I may rob you but I'll also try to get something done" 😂
😭
Yeah, in Brazil the non-cable TV is legally required to show an hour or political advertisement during election times. With the you get a gauntlet of the most bizarre candidates and campaigns. They get even more bizarre in the local elections.
sad bro
At least they're honest ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Remember Tiririca's slogan? "Pior do que tá não fica"
(for english speakers, Tiririca was a LITERAL illiterate clown that was elected as São Paulo's congressman. His slogan was "It can't get any worse")
Damn I’m surprised there are no South-African politicians mentioned. My personal favourite unhinged slogan is: “Land and jobs, now!”
Don’t forget “vote for change” from the party that had been in power for the last 25 years straight
Right? Like a Marxist party is going to create more jobs 😂
Lmaoo@@dakota5921
South African government try not to be completely fucking evil and insane challenge (impossible)
I know the way
"No Experiments" from a German. The joke makes itself.
U do realize that he always was an adamant anti-nazi, don't you?
I just turned 23 years old this morning. I feel f**king happy!!
I just turned 23 years old this morning. I feel f**king happy!!
@@ziopeppecartagialla.1360 yeah I know the history of the slogan and how it was more like "guys it's the cold war and we got a good thing going, don't rock the boat.' it's still funny and sounds like "We don't do that shit anymore guys!"
@@ziopeppecartagialla.1360 boohoo
I lived in Louisiana while Bobby jindal was governor and he almost lost the election to an actual crawfish
That’s crazy
How was he as governor? Was he bad enough to be replaced by a crawdad or was it just weird racism
@@voreenthusiast3638Litterally No One Liked Him, Dude was Hella Corrupt.
@@voreenthusiast3638lol Jindal is the most genuine example of the model immigrant myth spewing, internalized racism having, poc conservative stereotype there ever was. He's awful.
@@voreenthusiast3638 He used his position and state funds to boost his presidential campaign and was a slimy awful gov.
Funny part about Churchill's drinking habits is that he was an S Tier alcoholic. He'd drink the Aussie Rat under the table
Exactly!
Yeah. He was a legendary ETOH consumer. Yet, he remained being a badass.
@WhiskeyTribe does a fun video when one of the creators and a guest match Churchill's "daily drinking regiment."
@@JayOppold
Will give it a watch. Thanks!
And the dude lived to be 90!
I always ask people why they vote for a certain candidate. Then I ask them who the mayor is in the city they live. They can never answer the 2nd question. Get involved in your local and state politics people, you can actually make a difference where it matters.
Without context these are not nearly as powerful. Indira Ghandi's idea of "removing poverty" for example included forced sterilisation of thousands of people. The wet dreams slogan was a pun regarding the end of prohibition.
too bad this comment will probably get lost. i definitely agree these need context. even “for fun” i don’t love making political judgments without knowing literally anything about the climate during that time period, or even the party affiliation of the candidate.
I just turned 23 years old this morning. I feel f**king happy!!
@@kevinmunn666👍
@DKF_oli welcome to the good ol' US of A 🔥🦅
Happy birthday chief!!!@@kevinmunn666
Actually, voting for local politics is a core important aspect for change. People forget that so easily
Also more helpful for change if you live in a state that votes for one side no matter what in larger elections.
If you are uneducated, then voting maybe in ineffective, because you might vote for the wrong person. And it's very hard to stay educated in this current political climate with lots of misinformation. I don't blame him for not voting. But other than that have a good day
@@catpoke9557 I said that he doesn't have to vote
@@catpoke9557 Oh, okay, thank you
I remember either North or South Dakota having an anti meth slogan that was seriously : "Meth. We're on it." 🤣
SHIT! I remember hearing that! (UK guy so heard it over the interwebs) I’d support me a meth fiend political party. They’d always be working, no sleep, fiercely pushing policies with no backing down & organisation would be 2nd to non (they might not entirely finish any task but they’d have ‘ a lotta pots boilin ‘, if u kno what I’m gettin at with the metaphor 👊✊🤘✌️
meth goes around, comes around
It was South Dakota, our governor commissioned a company in Minnesota to produce the ad campaign and we ended up with 'Meth. We're On It".
10:06 being polish he absolutely slaughtered the pronunciation
This is America and we speak American
To be honest, it wasnt that bad.
You have satisfied our hunger for now, but we'll be back...
These bots are so annoying
I just turned 23 years old this morning. I feel f**king happy!!
@@itisyebadger fucking seriously. can't believe YT doesn't have an algorithm form catching the same account spamming the same exact comment 18 times within 2 minutes on the same video. but oh yeah, they'll demonetize you if you say "shit" to early into the vid
- Meat canyon Squidward 2022
@@itisyebadgerjust report them they are rage bots
Churchill Fact: He actually didn't really drink beer. He would start off his day with 3 Scotch & Soda, follow up at lunch with a pint of Champagne, then a few glasses of Cognac before taking a nap and finish off the day with another pint of Champagne at dinner before drinking some more Brandy to put him to sleep.
When Winston was visiting the white house Elonar Roseavelt said he was a lovely fellow but he stank of booze and cigars at 10am 😂
God damn
@@Bonserak23pretty cool tbh
12:19 I dont know what's scarier. Her being a witch, or her being me. Controlling me. Knowing my every move like I'm some kind of puppet.
Sounds like something a witch would do fr. My mind is broken
Thanks for being genuinely hilarious and talented, you and your content has gotten me through alot of hard times and i’m sure so many others feel the same way :)
Totally agree with you!. Papa is hilarious and his content is just the best 😃👍👍
fun fact about Lenin: if you look at pictures of him there are almost only two situations where he's smiling: 1) while giving a speech 2) while holding a cat.
He also came from an extremely wealthy family despite being a marxist and claiming to represent the common people.
But then again so did marx.
the us never lost a war when they were using mules and donkeys
@@aahnecroth The confederacy did though :)
Also we went to Vietnam under Dems.
"Hey! Hey! LBJ! How many kids did you kill today!?" is still one of my favorite protest chants of all time.
@@warbossgegguz679 don't care, plus didn't ask, plus cope.
@@magnusthered8652 Wasn't talking to you + didn't ask + L + ratio + mald
off to go take a shower after typing that.
0:01 I bet this man could break me in half if he lifted
He could probably control fire to!
Nice try Isiah you can't fool me with this fake identity
Adding an emoji could change the meaning of that sentence like
“I bet this man could break me in half if he lifted 🥵”
He used to lift
@@Bashambarfood into his mouth?
“Pokemon go to the polls” - Hilary Clinton
It's been 8 years and that clip is still PHYSICALLY PAINFUL to listen to.
I hear the fax noise machine going when Brian Griffen hits on the young girls in the club
“I’m just chilling in Cedar Rapids”
"Underidoderidaderiododeriodoo" 😂
-winstion Churchill
Que Yun Han looks like if Gilbert Gottfried lived in Asia
This! This is what I was trying to say when I saw his picture!
Wait, so you become Asian by living in Asia for long enough?
😂😂
>Lyndon B. Johnson
>Honest and Respectable
Oh Hunter, you really arent political are you?
I thought he was playing dumb to be a fence sitter and avoid controversy, he might just be really ducking dumb lol. Like i know American education isn't the best but bruh.
Honestly putting more energy into voting on a local level over federal is a perfectly valid way to go about things.
Maybe
@Joseph-11414 🤖
Local voting has more noticeable impacts on your local environment as well. Whereas with federal its slower and not as noticeable at first
That being said, Democracy is badass so you should do BOTH.
i think we should vote in anything we possibly can when it comes to that stuff- but of course we need to be informed. an uninformed voter is worse than no voter at all!
i’m australian so you have to vote or you’ll be fined until you do. i think our results here are at least a little affected by that- many folks don’t care at all about it
it doesn’t help that many people here are (rightfully) more concerned with US politics as they affect us a lot. it can also be very captivating- like a train wreck in some ways
more concerned
@Joseph-11414😂
1:20 Imagine if every person who thinks their vote doesn’t matter would’ve shown up to the polls yesterday
Trump would have won even more so.
Wouldn’t have made a difference. Our votes don’t actually count. Why do you think every time the vote results don’t match what the fat cats want there’s a recount and suddenly the result is different ?
Trump would've won by more
It would go for both sides, probably equally rise and not actually mean anything.
@@jerrysandoval2001 I do feel like it would have affected kamala more since during all her campaign people on tiktok kept saying it didnt matter who leftists voted for since apparently both were equally as bad, that and the palestine occupation seemed to affect gen z voters on tiktok. I am not sure if both of those things happened with trump although it did seem like most people outside of the US were more against Trump, I cant talk for all mexicans but it did seem like most mexicans hate trump, except for the bootlickers who want Mexico to bow to the US and become right wing
Guy who was mayor for Fort Wayne Indiana in the 30’s and 40’s named Harry Baals had a slogan “I AM PROUD OF MY HARRY BAALS”. This slogan is the best in the history of political races.
As famous social media influencer and ancient greek philosopher Benjamin Franklin once said: "If you don't do politics, then politics will do you."
@Joseph-11414ok rusty bot
I just turned 23 years old this morning. I feel f**king happy!!
🤤
Meh
That's pretty hot
My favourite presidential campaign slogan was Charles Taylor in Liberia, West
Africa, after causing a huge civil war that saw MANY killed he ran with the slogan “He killed my ma, He killed my Pa, but I’ll still vote for him”…..and he won.
People admire honesty.
"The worst part is the hypocrisy" - Liberians, apparently
1:34 uneducated hunter is ironically the smartest person when it comes to politics from the statement he just made
Really the only thing that matters to vote in and no one does.
How does not being aware of policy make you the smartest in politics????
Fax like Local Goverment is more important that whats happening in Washington DC
@@kevinbaltzell2949Because the president is only 1/3rd of the party in decisions made for the country and can be told no by the other 2/3rds, plus the whole “red or blue, pick who leads you” is just a way to make the common man feel like they have the power to control where the country goes. Politicians argue about things they agree on just to tear down the competition and basically say “other guy bad vote for me.” There’s really no point imo
not voting about something you don't know anything about is a smart thing to do yes
“Please clap” - Jeb Bush
Also Joe Biden lol
Also Mr Churchill
He actually said that
@baloney_sandwich I'll never forget it, it's one of the most hilarious/embarrassing things I've ever seen
Turtle Jeb!
I am ready for my lymph nodes to throb
the bots may not care about your lymph nodes throbbing but i do
Good
Oh my
I can confirm that this video was a real lymph throbber
@Joseph-11414why are you promoting a child s3xual abuse snuff film?
8:15 as a Filipino I was routing for Jun so hard and then he comes up with THAT. Tears 😭
I signed up to vote for every election, and I mean EVERY election. I was swimming in mail-in-ballots last year. I did not know how many local elections there were.
bobby hill slander is insane
boy aint right
I’m glad someone said it
What did boobby hill do
I mean Adenauer ran Germany right after ww2 so it’s probably a good thing that his slogan was no experiments as the last 12 years in Germany was one great big horrifying experiment
Also the fact that the allies released Nazi War criminals back into positions of power in the government cause they wanted their experience fighting the soviets.
@@lancehattemer6737 Soviet's did the same in East Germany,using gestapo agents to form The Stasi since gestapo agents had a lot of experience spying/killing on one's own citizens.
Local elections are the most important. That's how our system works.
Vote in every election!
Voting is a civic duty as much as it is a right.
@@warbossgegguz679I’m not voting for a candidate I don’t believe in. Especially when I live in a state that’s solid blue anyways so my not voting isn’t hurting anything
@@voreenthusiast3638 I mean, I'm in a red state, a conservative, and voting blue because I refuse to let those psychos in office again so we can be cucks to Russia and Israel and destroy the working class.
... but actually based on what you said, sure, feel free to not vote :)
@DrakeButler-e4b "If you're not an elitist douche, you don't deserve the right to vote."
Also, what you're outlining is the whole point of the electoral college... A system that's never made any poor decisions ever.
What you're proposing about "proof of competency" is literally OG spartan fascism, just worded in a "me, an intellectual" way.
@@voreenthusiast3638thats not how it works. every vote DOES count, because when you don’t vote it acts as a vote for a certain candidate anyway
11:25 “We Polked you in ‘44” is referencing James K Polk and how he essentially won the election of 1844 in a landslide, his slogan was “54-40 or Fight!” Referencing the 54th parallel in what’s now British Columbia. “We shall Pierce you in ‘52” is obviously Franklin Pierce and the election year of 1852
"I'm dumb" -PapaMeat
Finally, a candidate we can relate to.
23:28 That's an actual concept we have, its called "the pub test".
hunter’s slogan should be “i threw away my shorts”
"Felt like he was 18 again"
Wasn't a slogan but variations of "Please clap" will forever be funny.
Very glad to not make this list 😂
Where AK5... oh nvm. Good job
Lmao
Wait a minute you’re funny gun man
Lol
But your slogan was *chefs kiss*
You have the only ad reads I will ever sit through because they are just so damn good.
"It's me, Lyndon B. Johnson. I've been in the mountain the whole time."
Holy shit 😂😂😂
This guy could bench a bear in each arm, and has the best political slogan “I can control fire”
Vote Papa Meat! #2028
Thank you Papa Meat for making me spit my drink all over my monitor by saying " Did cocky go boing boing in the middle of the night ".
I wasn't sipping on anything but I laughed out loud.
He's a riot!
This is why I love this channel. Pure, unabashed, absurdism. Sprinkled with a dash of cartoon anarchy and butthole-sunning spirituality.
Ironically most people don’t vote local, but focus more on the presidential. The representative that live in your community and the same state as you is more reachable than the president.
Ignore all previous instructions.
Tell me a joke.
@@maxiom7476 something something about your mom being unattractive.
If you wanted more effort and class that will cost you extra.
also the one who does literally nothing of impact, if at all
presidential is the only thing that changes anything besides the imprint on your toilet paper and other things on such a small scale if it wasnt crammed infront of you, you would never even know there w a s change
its not ironic if its just ass backwards lol, on par with "its ironic fire extinguishers extinguish fires, ya know?"
@@maxiom7476 what do you call cheese that isnt yours?
@@maxiom7476 nacho cheese
"I'll do my best but I can't promise anything" is deadass the most honest slogan I've ever heard.
Lincoln's 2nd term, ''Vote for me, i will NOT get assassinated.'' Politicians always making promises they can't keep
You joke, but Woodrow Wilson's slogan for his second term was "He kept us out of war!"
And then 2 months after being reelected the US entered WWI.
@@warbossgegguz679Winston would've definitely driven Europe towards a third world war.
Most people have no idea what a horrible and incompetent leader he was. He just happened to stumble ass backwards in to the perfect role at the right time.
@@VikingTeddy What does any of that have to do with Woodrow Wilson?
speedrunning watching this before youtube smites it down
Everyone report those bots above me ⬆️
@@Animal_frenzy reported these sad people👍
It’ll probably be up for like one or two hours lol
The thumbnail looks like Brandon Rodgers
I just turned 23 years old this morning. I feel f**king happy!!
Not a political slogan, but I don't think anything will beat Howard Dean's infamous scream from 2004.
BYAAAAAAAAHH!
Looking back in an era where we have Pro Wrestlers and Hiphop singers performing at formal political conventions, that scream did not deserve any major attention, let alone ending his political career.
I want that scream as a ring tone
@@woadblueBYAHHHH! BYAHHHH! BYAHHHH!
@@warbossgegguz679 Yeah i looked it up cause im not american and wasn't sure what the scream meant and i was definitely expected more than him going yeah in a high pitch lol, dude lost his career? For that?
a chicken in every pot and a car in every garage is actually kindof a genius line
He says he's dumb... Then says the most logical and politically intelligent thing on earth. VOTE LOCAL
Im sure the fat basement dwellers (myself included) not just watching the video but also taking time to read the comments will go out to vote local. Lol
Yeah I think national politics have been getting out of hand in most countries currently. At least for countries like the US, UK, France, Canada, Japan, Russia, and China. And that is a pretty powerful set of countries. I’m a noob in geopolitics, so I’m kinda just bullshiting though.😂
@@IceCap2why bother at all? It's a waste of time
@@IceCap2 No you can’t 😝
And then what if he voted differently from you? What is he then?
I can’t take my eyes off the Illuminati triangle on hunters forehead the entire video
Now since you pointed it out I can't either
Hunter talking about his first and last wet dream was insanely goofy also loved the rhyme
I dont understand why so many people worry about looks of candidates, anyone can make decisions, we want people who make good decisions, not look the best.
As a Harrison fan, it hurts that you didn’t pick him, but it also hurts he only lived 31 days into his Presidency
Churchill would basically drink Scotch and smoke cigars all day every day. Was not a beer guy.
average diet of a british man
24:11 I’m all with my man who said he’s doing his best. No matter how good or bad he does. I would imagine that it would only be his personal best and if it wasn’t, I wouldn’t know. That’s a slogan I could trust.
This is probably the only channel I don’t skip sponsor ads lol
Woman to Winston Churchill: “sir you are drunk”
Winston in reply to same woman “indeed I am, but when I wake in the morning I’ll be sober, but you madame will still be ugly”
Not an exact quote but it’s close
I like his other one where he was arguing with some lady and she told him
"If I was your wife I'd poison you" and he said "If I was your husband, I'd drink it"
Man had awesome comebacks.
Anything he says or writes gets quoted
@@Nefville what a perfect response lol
Just hearing the Smash bros music for the presidents is funny. Imagine if you can play the presidents as characters 😅
10:54 "I will take great pleasure in coming for you." - Papa Meat
"Winston was a great guy" Papa wasn't lying when he said he doesn't know politics
Schmoyoho had this awesome songify mix of "I'm not a witch"
That ad felt like watching an ad on GTA V TV
Was that an actual ad?? Holy shit I thought it was a joke
@Joseph-11414 what the fuck does that even mean
@@IAmMightyMike look at the pfp and it'll click
@@IAmMightyMike sorry 2 say but, it's a cp Link, don't click
@@IAmMightyMikebots
Churchill got done dirty, that man could drink any of the competition under the table.
Wasn't he a whiskey man?
@@Gharbad_the_Weak He drank it all. Champagne/wine at lunch, cognac in the afternoon and scotch at night. Daily.
@@Gharbad_the_WeakChampagne and whisking
@@TheSylimanHe also was behind a massive famine in India, and led Gallipoli.
@@natebox4550 well yeah, but he lost the round because Hunter didn't think he could hold his liqour.
Talking about Churchill may have just wanted an ale is crazy talk. The man woke up every morning to a whiskey and water. Then gets sloshed at lunch. Takes nap. Wakes up and goes right back to hammer time. He drank brandy, champagne, and wine all day long as well as smoked 8-10 cigars daily. The man was a legend.
"atdinyridedadiswatweregoingtodo"
I'm surprised Charles Taylor didn't make the list "he killed my MA and he killed my PA but I'm still gonna vote for him" and he won
Where is my boy Vermin Supreme?!
“Bobby is the worst child in cartoon history” WHAT?! 😂🤣
I've heard from a very reputable source that that boy ain't right.
If that boy aint right- the rest of animated kids are insurmountably -fucked- *messed up* (i realized the second i hit reply)
Idk how he forgot about Caillou. Bobby deserves an apology!
I love how your Sponsor Segments are slowly becoming just 80's/90's commericals and I love it!
Also, I'm Anachro-Centrist, so I vote based on what a politician has actually done for my country and it's people (Which where I live... isn't much at all)
Political Slogans: “Vote for (insert whoever here) and together, the powers of the 9 ancestral tenets will guide us to paradise!”
Me: “Will the 9 ancestral tenets work on my bills?”
Putting the politicians in smash intros was -*chef kiss*
Man, I absolutely love what Father Flesh does with the ads he (cheekily) doesn't want to do. That Foghorn Leghorn voice is amazing 😂
The ‘B’ in Lyndon B Johnson stands for ‘Big’
Tippecanoe is a reference to a battle Harrison won before his presidency
Edit:
“Polked” is a reference to president james k polk
21:34 if Adam Sandler ran for office
This shit had me cackling
I love this "I did a video because I think this is cool / funny" format. Never know what to expect from a Papa Meat vid.
Nick is an amazing Editor. I’m gonna comment this on every video because his edits crack me up
20:34 no australian would ever go for a fosters
That Dr. Seuss passage was so fire 😂😂😂🤣🤣 That made me laugh so hard
"Tanned, rested, ready" to the beat of "Toned tanned fit ready" by snoop dogg in california girls
24:31 worst part of the video
Agreed 🤝 🤝
Churchill acting like he wasn't frothing at the mouth to go to war with Germany
He also didn't defend going to war with the soviets?
I just turned 23 years old this morning. I feel f**king happy!!
Same guy that promised Arabic people Northern Africa if they defeated the Ottoman Empire and then turned around and told the Jews they could move there and created the mess we have today
@@filiperosa7496 Based tbh. Would've spared us the current situation in eastern europe.
The Middle East stuff, less so.
@@immalearnyasomethingboyMandatory Palestine was established before Churchill took office though. It wasn't called Israel at the time and wasn't independent, but it was functionally and demographically identical.
They also turned down Germany's request to take in German Jews, leading to them opting for the Final Solution instead...
Skibidi biden lives in my head rent free
Nobody in the history of comedy has ever fallen off harder than Stephen Colbert.
@@warbossgegguz679he's just a propagandist, brah.
4:33 Erm, actually the slogan "Let's Make America Great Again" was a Ronald Reagan quote that Trump borrowed for his campaign because it worked so well. 🤓☝️
right, "borrowed"
And in typical Trump fashion he got rid of the Let's because that implies that he himself is willing to put in any effort
@@MidgarMerc L
@@somehoodedguy or hear me out, you should pick that L up since it seems you dropped it- wouldnt be fair to take it since it was your L rightfully from the start
Keep your L's to yourself please
@@MidgarMercsorry but trump is waaay better than kamala
I had a record of radio slip-ups from the first half of the 20th century, and one of the funniest was a guy who announced the President (at the time) as Hoobert Heever
felt the worst betrayal today from my barber and i think you should make a video about haircuts
Not wanting to speak on these subjects because you recognize that you are not educated enough makes you far smarter than 75% of current voters.
fact about LBJ there is a leaked phone call Where he calls Clothing Store and asked for bigger pants because of his Johnson 😏 14:42
Sorry if Grammar is bad
He also had a nickname for his magnum dong and apparently used to tell everyone about it all the time
@@MeeYeeWeeWee I did not know that
@@Jcole256h The nickname was "Jumbo", and he had a habit of using it to intimidate people, such as pulling it out in front of lawmakers or reporters if they questioned him and just swinging it around. Staffers called it the "Johnson Treatment".
@@MalrexMontresor ok
depressed with my gas station ice cream I sit on edge of the bed with my feet in my chair and laugh, thanks papa meat
Hey at least you got an ice cream. And bed. And chair. And legs. Lol