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0:19 That table was held together with thoughts and prayers 🤣🤣
Amen 😂
The fact that you said "prayers" implies you're another one of those people that don't care about whether you're mocking the LORD your God or not. In other words, that comment is rather insensitive of you.
@@andreasjoannai6441 Im not really mocking "God", as much as im mocking people like you who think praying does anything other than make you feel more good about yourself - even though youve done literally nothing else. The fact you responded to my little comment, shows how weak you really are. This is a FAILS of the week video. Get over yourself.
@@andreasjoannai6441 Fam there is no god.
Haha !
I think the reality is shit quality...the bottom of the side panel hung up on the tile grout creating a force in any direction other than down, the shit particle board just broke off where the fasteners attach and the rest followed suit. Poor materials, poor construction.
Or:
It was an inside job and the government placed explosives at all the joints causing the cascading collapse !! 😂
The parakeet getting all fresh with the tv 🤣😂🤣 too cute!!
@7:09 I literally gasped... how could she be so careless?
Really, she came within a baby hair of being blinded in that eye.
That haircut better of been free.
i did a big OWW on that one
Everybody was lucky there that moment. let's hope she learns from it.
yeah, putting your face near scissors is super dumb.
Bleeping out all the American swearing, but leaving all the British swearing in. Priceless.
Not part of the cutters lexis
It isn't swearing really
Lol hail Britannia😂😂😂😂
They do that in some video games, too. Censor everything in English, but allow it in, say, Spanish. Then Google automatically translates it for you! 😂
TH-cam doesn't know UK slang and swear words, lol.
Legend has it that Grandma is STILL waiting for that hug from the little girl 🤣
Granpa did his job right 😂
I gotta hand it to the grandma for not taking it personally
Raise your hand if you've been watching FailArmy for a long time🤚
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me but ur a bot
Fail reruns 😂
@@ItzTooCringey This guy is not a bot he is a real person who always copy pastes his comments, and that makes it even worse.
Around 13 years 👍😂
5:55 I think that guy's gonna have a hard time unlocking his phone with his fingerprints.
Damn!
My stomach dropped just like his did
Great job blurring out the company name on the back of the leaking truck lol
Yeah, meat not for human consumption still needs hauling to where it gets processed into feed for critters that aren't human. That really is one heck of a leak, though. blown seal down to gas buildup is my guess.
@@tranz2deep Is that what that was??? Omg, disgusting!!
Bumgarner Services, North Carolina. The driver was fired.
Yeah they blurred it so well I can't read the Bumgarner Services logo at all.
I think she was afraid of problems from that company if this video would go viral.
Wow. This is one brutal episode: people smashing their face into concrete, eye-lid vs zipper, and scissors in the eye. Lord have mercy 😬.
4:26 is the most innocent wrecking of all time.
She swerved out of grandma's arms to see her pawpaw.
6:50 As someone who's cut his own hair and close family's for years, this is one of the nightmares I try to avoid.
The mom who ran to check on her son literally forgot him, and checked the phone first 😂
Next time first check the reason why he did fall.
How in the HELL do you get your EYELID caught in a zipper?
bros be like "lemme tell you bout the time i met ur mum"
Roll a 1 on a d20
@@JonasC22 🤣🤣
You want the clean answer or the dirty answer? Really depends on what the zipper conceals...
@@JonasC22 Ain't that the damn truth hahahaa
Thanks to the blurring, nobody will know that BUMGARNER SERVICES trucks are in the fails of the week :)
Hey Marlow did you fart?
No I sh*t.
🤣
@vincent catalin Absolutely!
Ahahahahaha:):)
2:05 'Right on the bell-end!'
After watching these videos i feel less dumb.
Same here:)
Little girl ran right past grandma into grandpas arms. Had me rolling. Was fun to watch. Great video
Because grandpa's are more fun!
kids are savages LOL
"Right on the bell end!"🔔🤣🤣
2:50 I love it they blurred out the company name on the tanker but it's still clearly visible
i see stairs in failArmy video, i know what's gonna happen
Same with stripper poles... they ain't bolted in, and they goin' DOWN!
I will never get tired of watching people wreck on their front porch stairs.
5:06 Did he hit his face on the corner of that cement step? Gosh, I hope not...oww!
That guy has an excuse to just pack it back up and call it a day. Whatever the plan was... not important enough.
7:08 I absolutely cringed when the scissors poked into her eye!!!
0:59 I saw this on Reddit and they were on their way to some event that helps bring awareness to people who died in traffic collisions or whatever it was. Ironic, eh?
Bunch of idiots crossing against the red light and the 'Don't walk' sign too! That will bring them to some awareness real quick.
Lol stupid
“Right on the bell end”
😂 I died. Thanks for that
"Right on the bell end" 🤣
At 6:27 , how the f*** did he do this?
8:04 oh it's a just a tight sweater-AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WTF IS THAT!?
4:13 i dont get it. They came with the driver and he is also clearly the owner of the dog. what is all the screaming about?
doggo is a freaking pitbull, one of the most aggressive dog races, probably the driver didn't tell'em he had that dog
How the hell do you get your eyelid caught in a zipper??
I bet his parents are proud of him
Yo! This was a brand new one for me, too. It’s almost talented. 😂
I ask my self too how my balls skin get to zipper....after 10 beers:):)
7:07 Wow! The way that she was moving those scissors around, she could've actually gotten the babies eye. Smh
got the ladies tho.
2:40 The fact that it says "not intended for human consumption INEDIBLE" makes it so much better.
...I think that's probably ground up guts and shit from a meat factory...
yep going to the dog food factory
It has to be right?
0:30 Bro that actually looks nice.
Except for, ya know, being snowed in and all.
0:54 fuck that look liked it hurt, his head bounced like the basketball
6:18 I felt the pain...ouch!
Grandma doesn’t bear the visible scars but trust me they run deep. Definitely not the favorite grandchild anymore
however there may be a reason that grandma isn't the favorite grandparent
02:09 "...ahhh, right on the bell end."
that's new and I love it.
Brits:)
@@joe125ful I thought I'd heard them all after the Austin Powers movies. guess not.
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☠️☠️☠️
😂😂😂
5:06, I don't think that guy recognizes he was a millimeter from death.
Plus, the woman checked on her phone before she checked on the man. Priorities, I guess.
Oh man, that was terrifying. This is why I'm so scared of ice....
TRUTH..I went back and paused it you are absolutely correct!! Millimeter closer and his temple is penetrated by the corner of that step....death by blunt force trauma!! LUCKY LUCKY Man!! I had a close call like that thankfully I only broke 2 ribs...I fell and almost put a concrete anchor bolt into my skull an inch one way or the other no more ME!!
Yep. I don't eff with ice. I shovel/scrape/treat, and then wear Yaktrax when it walk outside. My worst fear is being found on pavement, holding a dog leash. 😂
yea that woman's ass would have smashed his head like an over ripe melon
Every video someone flies from the stairs, I close my eyes when I saw it will happen. The guy who'll invent slip-proof stairs will be richer then Elon Musk, no doubt.
richer
@@ВладимирКруглов-к9о Исправился, спасибо, дружище
richer than
A railing works wonders. Am I rich now?
@@alm5992 Rails can prevent you to fall in some cases, but they don't grantees it.
Wow, that desk fold in on that woman. Was fun to watch. Great video
1:56- again, do not open bottles of blurr.
There could be toxic waste in there, a bomb, a dead animal, you have no idea what is in there because you can't read the label.
People don't understand TH-cams policies and the fact that the people making these videos need to make money. Unless this is a joke, then I misunderstood it.
@Qing China - this is not a joke.
I would never suggest that a policy youtube has of blurring labels will make you think that is a bottle of gasoline and gasoline is spraying in his face because we all know champagne does not come in bottles and does not spray like that so no one would ever think it was alcohol, was a policy to make fun of.
I am only saying do not open bottles of blurr. You can't read the labels
@@MrYfrank14 It's sad and not a good rule, I know. But TH-cam is known for making and actually enforcing exceptionally bad rules. Labels with names of companies or alcoholic drinks are not allowed to be shown because they "promote alcoholims". I agree that this rule is terrible, but sadly "Fail Army" can't do anything about it.
I work in association management in Minnesota, someone literally complained to me their steps needed to be replaced because they were too slippery in the winter!
Mr Macky from South Park tried to warn us.
Scary zipper, but as every guy knows, it could have been worse.
That happened to me, and as soon as I sat down some woman jumped on my lap.
'Franks and Beans!'
Lol worst is balls skin in zipper..Auch!!
@@terencejay8845 - Classic scene!
4:35 Let's face it, if we didn't stop being that honest when we grow up, the world would be even crazier than it is.
We'd be much better off, none of the woke BS would happen without someone calling it out for what it is, insanity. One of the worst things about the internet is the crazies having a place to gather and live out their mental illness publicly.
💯
I am honest, but most people call it being rude. But I'm still honest about not giving a f*ck about it.
Needs a warning at the start.
" Some people were harmed during filming "
" And we don't care "
I'll be amazed if that poor guy jumping the dirt bike didn't get seriously injured
I was thinking the same thing. At the very least, it looks like he got knocked out cold. Anyone know more about it?
I betting that he can’t have kids anymore
He def got hurt. Other rider knew it and was waving for help immediately. If he didnt fracture his face on the handlebars he most likely has a hurt back/ neck. That was brutal
Where is from the video since 7:27? So cute ^_^
0:20 That famous Ikea quality.
What the heck was that dude lifting up the trash bin like that? 😮
My guess is he was trying to take it down to the street without having to move the vehicle 🤷♂️🤷♂️not a good decision 😅
Dont people know how to turn the water mains off 😂
1:52 She was doing it correctly, just needed to follow through and actually hit the top of the bottle while sliding the knife. Then she just whacked it, doing exactly what you're supposed to not do
ya shes not supposed to weight 500 pounds either and there it is
@@yvandelabonneroche4169 If you think that's 500lbs (or anything close to that) then you need your eyes checked.
57 seconds in, mission successfully failed.
7:30 in German these agaponids (lovebirds) are called "inseparable". because they suffer greatly when kept alone. seems that unfortunately he lives alone 💔
Surprisingly, jealousy may help. You need another "inseparable" that jealous about suffered one. It will go to the emotional scene that may change priorities.
@@genybr wat
@@funkypsycho1130 real case. 2 birds -> she dies, he in sorrow -> new bird with sympathy -> he sent to another cage -> Italian scene with argue and feathers -> sorrow replaced.
2:38 - Really, what is that? 😅
3:58 😂That kid will never be the same.
In that moment, his face changed to Steve Buscemi's 😖
@@Heritage367 Good one :D
I wonder how many people like me, couldn't watch the guy with the zipper problem. I couldn't watch it, but waited without looking to hear it was out. Yikes 😶
Me either. That was more than I was prepared for today.
@@ddot9566 I love how you wrote this comment. More then you were prepared for today. 👍
0:28 hard-core mode. You can only rely on current groceries.
1:00 -- am I misunderstanding this? All of those cyclist have a red-light.
You are misunderstanding this, champ.
They activated the walk button, and had 11 more seconds to cross the road.
1:00 Typical bike riders thinking that the lights don't apply to them. The light was red and the Do Not Walk sign was lit up. They are at fault but I'm sure they will try to act like they aren't.
I thought like you at first too, but the bikers were not in the wrong. The light is red with right arrows, which means cars can't turn right. And the reason they can't is because the cross walk still shows they have several more seconds to cross. That necessarily means that the van that drove by went through what would have been a red light for him too.
Tomorrow is my Math's exam {CBSE} and its a perfect place to refresh my mind 😌😌😌😌
People are so funny 😂
2:12 if you knew what bell end was, I think you'd probably delete it 😂 ii think this is just English slang 🤷🏼♂️
It is.🇬🇧
@@AtheistOrphan yeah, I've been there and used the term wanker before and they'd never hears that either!
*Grandma arrives*
Grandkid: I'm bout to ruin this lady's WHOLE CAREER!
What smells like fart but isn't?
Shit presumably?
@@LHyoutube ,
Obviously yes.
This proves you're sane.
@@number1fen ,
Nah, my mother was cremated over a half century ago when I was a boy.
I wonder how many times I can watch this before it stops being funny. So far, no luck!
5:11 missed either a major concussion r death by a few centimeters he just about hit the corner of the concrete step with his temple
Right on the bell end 😂😂😂
I was looking for this comment. I knew when I saw this someone had to say this lol.
4:03 He bops it like a cat, lol
1:06 took forever to fall over😭
4:30 Dads and grandpas are always cooler 😎😂
Talk about crazy... *Something About Mary,* but eyelid in a zipper?!
And they said it couldn't be done!
"Right on the Bell End"
LMAO
That's so British 🤣
What's so hilarious is everyone is saying "TH-cam subtitles don't know British slang" but they're Fail Army's editors subtitles 😂
Typical British language...sometimes its kinda strange:)
I've never heard it called that before.
5:14, women always go for their phone after they fall. 😂
2:54 whats that?
Chicken byproducts
4:08 - Wait, I'm unclear on the relationship between the two black guys, the house and the dog owner in this video?
driver guy probably didn't tell them he had a pitbull, a very aggressive dog race
That truck was leaking meat...
Probably for Americans' favorite fast food restaurants 😜👎🐷🇺🇲
Merica! Land of free refill
That bird was trying to get some tv love. Was fun to watch Great video
Beats the cat trying to hunt TV Bunny, I suppose.
It is sad as the bird is waiting for a reaction. he considers the tv vogel to be a real conspecific.
I have so many complains about how people hurt themselves or were hurt by others in this video.
5:55 was impressive as hell.
Yep. Not very many people can climb a rope like that, let alone catch themselves falling.
4:08 lmfao they were in sync. Blk folks don’t play when it comes to a pit bull on the loose. 🤣😂
0:11- when will people learn?
Do not open bottles of blurr.
You cant see the label, you don't know what is in it.
Best-comment-ever.
Thank you for including bunnies. Haha it is never them though failing, bunnies are too smart. One of my all time fav videos is where a bunny chases a snake up a tree.
Bunnies are the best 😊
Those people act like they've never seen a tanker truck full of sloppy joes malfunction slightly and eject the sloppy joes all over the street. I don't get what's so strange about that.
That's actually raw gelatin products. It's basically all of the animal parts we don't consume grinded down into a paste
Yes gelatin as in gummy bears and jelly beans. Also beauty products use it as well
Bumgarner Services, of North Carolina.
@sludge8506 its funny, i googled bumgarner services because i was curious about that video, turns out they are stationed right around the corner! Bastards had to be from NC🤣
The correct reaction is to follow that truck and acquire free mystery meat.
“Did you fart?”
“Nooo, I sh*t.”
savage 🤣🤣
The kid head butting the basketball 😰
So the Velcro joke is true!!!😂🤣🤣😂😂 I'm dying!
4:40 and here's proof that PVC pipes really are plastic... plastic tends to get brittle when it's cold.
The guy with his eyelid in the zipper ☠️
1:40 the amount of stank in his leg was too much for any one man to hold
😂😂😂
3:22 - BRAZIL NEVER DISAPPOINTS ME
My life makes sense again after this video… thank you❤
0:54 A simultaneous fail/win.
Heads the basketball in the net but breaks his nose. First he giveth then he taketh away.
scooting is a crime depending on where you are . same laws as bikes . DUUUUUU
The cuts between each video happen to quickly.
@1:00 now that’s doing gods work
Great!!! That was funny, painful and some awkward at some point.
Might be the best overall Fail Army yet!