Sniper Runs Out of Ammo [SFM]
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In TF2 canon (based on the comics) Scout converted his life savings into Tom Jones memorabilia, which only paid off because Soldier coincidentally snapped Tom Jones' neck while antagonizing Merasmus, Soldier's former and Jones' current roommate. The blame ended up being passed to an old woman Soldier was giving a celebrity tour to.
I didn't see this mentioned and felt it worth noting that this skit is, more or less, canonically plausible.
First person to say “You were saying?” To my comment is gay
@@cherrieclark7200 You were saying?
Well, all of that it was mentioned in the newspaper 1:27
Only the comic readers will get it.
@@spartan0926 OHH that clicks in now that you mentioned it
Sniper: * runs out of ammo *
Sniper without ammo: *PISS TIME*
Underrated comentary lmao
“It is so tiny!”
He doesn't have the Razorback, so he should have an SMG or Piss
oh boi, PISSING TIME
"SPY STARTS TO SCREAM"
Stabby time.
1:11 Heavy tiredly saying “alright” hits me on a spiritual level. As a cashier I feel his pain
Pain? You're sat in a padded chair all day passing items back and forth-your greatest challenge is to find a code bar. It's one of easiest, most comfortable and stress-free job there is, and you should be thankful to have it and not be replaced by a machine. Don't want it? Learn an actual trade skill.
@@remnant24 while I agree and adhere to your advice, I think you may have misinterpreted my joke. I was referring to how Heavy solemnly accepts that he is gonna scan Scout’s comically large assortment of items.
@@remnant24 get a job
@@remnant24 clearly you haven’t dealt in customer service
@@remnant24 Clearly you haven't met enough people.
People often gets so surprised finding out how selfish and asshole people could be to customer servixe worker.
1:11 I actually feel really bad for heavy here, he is so tired and bored of this situation that he’s become desensitised to it and just lets out a gentle, emotionless “alright”.
Me too
Also I like to imagine that the bullets in the Sniper's front-right pocket are just novelty ballpoint pens.
They're full of holy water, in case he encounters dracula
Who stole my idea?
those are reserve for his team and himself in case of a zombie apocalypse!
They are way to big of rounds for his gun but they are conveniently pen sized
Like the ones on Heavy's bandolier are just crayons.
This changed from “sniper has no ammo” to “lime scout buys the whole store”
Scunt. The word you are looking for is scunt.
Ah yes
That idiot
Scunt you mean
‘Scunt buys the whole store’
Winglet unintentionlly confirmed my theory that health kits are some kind of cosumable liquid/custard.
it's just custard
Yep, definitely liquid.
In the meet the medic cut scene it reveals that it is a red liquid mixed with piss….
I’m the meet the medic deleted scene it reveals that it is a liquid. (Idk why my first comment not appearing for me)
Heavy's quiet, depressed "alright" is a mood.
The mood of cashiers everywhere.
I love how medic got set on fire and his first instinct is to go to the store
Yes me too
He couldn't find an other health packs cuz scout stole em all
He says: FAAAAAACKK!!!
Under rated
How about hes medigun...
Whenever I actually run out of ammo as Sniper in game, I usually just question how I managed to stay alive so long.
I know right, like I cant even get two shots off before a crocket dives strait for me, but when it happens it feels like the most impossible achievement especially in comp.
When I’m on a map like 2fort I like to leave my dispenser somewhere close for both me and sniper make it so they can get back to the field faster
Me too
The only understandable time that happens is in mvm with full resistance and max damage hitmans heatmaker
When ever I run out of ammo for sniper I go serial killer spy with the giant butter knife
2:06 “And scout was never seen again”
0:11 For those of you who are wondering the stock ammo is for decoration only
*Two weeks later*
“Yeah, I’d like to return all of this.”
*its all opened*
Gamestop be like: "Three, take it or leave it"
"Sorry, we literally posted notes everywhere throughout the store that we've never given refunds for stuff you purchased too much of and never ever will. Deal with it."
No refunds
3 months later "oh my I'm so glad that I panicked bought all these supplies now that stores are running short of supply and noone is supplying them" 'oi gimme your supplies I got a knife grrrr'.
I just feel bad for the heavy cashier, he looked like he was actually depressed
bubbedy head yeah that too
@@idiotcat7696 his sasha has disappeared
Retail in a nutshell
he count afford his sasha anymore
Thats basically employees in walmart
The moment I saw the cart head around the corner I was like "please be scout please be scout" and words cannot express my joy when I found out that it was indeed Scout coming around with a shit-eating grin on his face
It should have been scout carrying the health and his soldier buddy carrying the ammo, cause that's what soldier mains are notorious for.
1:56 this is why medics dont heal scouts
Random Encounters Reference
But i do because is free über
I'm a scout main and Medics like me and I get healed non stop (but I think that's because I don't spam E all the time)
I just love the soft sadness in heavys "alright" it's literally every cashier right now
He has ammo on his shirt
But only 4 bullets
@@Bobhotter666 "be efficient"
YEP I can testify
If tf2 ppl uses ammo on there clothes
As a medic main, I can confirm that this is how we look at scouts when they steal our health packs, and how they look back at us.
This is true, we cant do much but look angrily at them
I just look at the medics and say ‘thanks pally!’ and leave as they wait for the health pack to come back
As a scout main going through the stages of a scout main (stage 5) and puberty I have the Boston badger equipped all the time just to steal Health packs from teammates
How about full health spies disguised as Scouts with "124'HP"?
I am not a medic main but I see that soo often I feel hurt for ya... So most of the time I just use myself as a booklet bag so yu can take yur time regen yur hp ^^ (I'm a Pyro main)
People dont realise how this 2 minutes propably took months to make, especially with the level of inbetweening the winglet does with his animations to make them so smooth, i have no experience with SFM but i do have experience as an animator, and the quality of these animations are that of a project that takes months or years of constant work
I love that he's out of ammo but literally has spare bullets in his coat pocket
Those don’t fit in the gun, his gun is too tinyyyyy
It's for display only
@@Bixen_Bings oof
Those are blanks which means they won't hurt let alone killm
Blu Demoman: **Casually dancing without a care in the world**
Me: “If only that worked like that irl”
But how did he survive?
@@UterDemorog he was drunk
It is called getting drunk
Heavy's "...alright" is just... the perfect tone.. I cannot explain how perfectly exact this is as a cashier.
Yeah, I feel bad for all the retail workers in this time.
TopHatCat that is basically the sound of someone in retail. Defeated, broken and alive
I love the joke of Scout unnecessarily taking all the health and ammo boxes
The heavy at the store looks like he's all like "I'm so calm, I don't care at all....." 😂 I freaking love it!
Heavys tired "alright" makes me think that lime scout has done this before and it has happened too many times
Probably has tbh. Worst part is that he's also probably been paying him in Tom Jones action figures every time as well.
@@gryphonkingbros847 well it is worth like SO MUCH!
Cause he’s dead
Aw shit here we go again
He's just worked in retail too long
@Nena Kelly Facts
Heavy's voice makes him sound like he's tired of his job
Twee Pee it makes me sad almost.
He’s about to commit eaten sandvich
He is
Just give him a sandvich and he'll be fine remember Heavy will do anything for sandviches
He could be out mowing down tiny baby men with his Sasha.
"sniper runs out of bullets" the four bullets in his shirt pocket "so I just don't exist now"
I love how the only thing there is the classic and it's on sale
"Hey mom, i- i accidently broke the vas-"
1:44
( In Mexican accent) “Ejo, don’t make me get the chanclas!”
Lol
Medics face 😂😂 when he walks up to scouts also scouts face 😂😂😂
Also scouts ready to die
@@rubles88alvarez83 does it have to be Mexican
Scout: _(starts slurping the small healthpack)_
**DS1 Rendition of "MEDIC!" intensifies**
*_"M E E T T H E B A T T L E M E D I C"_*
Meet The Berserk Doctor
You better do tests on SCPs than comment
meet the harmacist
“IM GOING TO SAW THROUGH YPUR BONES!”
And The Fire Is Just A Weird Way To Show The Blutsauger's Effect
Sniper saying "piece of shit" caught me so off guard, I laughed for a good 2 minutes straight🤣
0:48 You perfectly demonstrated how Scunts work, and honestly I am glad I never experienced such a scenario ingame.
I really want to see the aftermath with medic....guy looks like he's gonna rip scout in half and I really want to see that....
RIP and tear baby
Just get 100 metal for Engineer and ask for dispenser!
Scout voluntarily donated all of his organs
@@aisir3725 have my like
He got too much health pack for it
Rifle: **runs out of ammo**
Sniper: *P I E C E O F S H I T*
...yup. That's... that's what happened. Why exactly did you write it down?
Vest with 4 ammo: doesn't exist
I see this is what you do to get almost 200 likes
Video: *show*
You're brain: WRITE IT DOWN
"Rifle: **runs out of ammo**
Sniper: *P I E C E O F S H I T* "
Well i guess you managed to get multiple people mad by typing this
I was half expecting that scout would get the crap beat out of him at the end.
1:44 Your brother when he hears its his turn on TF2:
Sniper's Shopping List:
- ammo
- milk
- eggs
- mason jars
Wonder whats going in those jars.
HarajukuDeadgirls111 milk, probably
-some vegemites
More like his mil- I mean pee.
You forget tissue roll!
“This video is a criticism of panic buying during the Coronavirus outbreak.”
or how scout mains always steal somebody helth pack, ammo pack and sandvich
No Way
:)
@@alvinalfianto2806 its a scunt
A satire actually...
Seems more like a criticism of scout mains
Medic: "You know Scout, I don't exactly like being on fire..."
Amazing transition of both video and especially audio at the intro scene. Creatively done.
Wow, not only did Scout steal the med kits from Medic, but he also stole the spotlight from Sniper.
Gotta respect the balls tho. Taking all those medkits is one thing. Using one on front of a medic that is ON FIRE is a WHOLE different can of worms.
@@evangonzalez7732 isn't that just every pub scout?
@@LucarioDoT nah I've met some chill dudes.
But mostly, yes.
@@shuyabahmed4409 shut
@@shuyabahmed4409 wtf
I love that Medic bursts in screaming "FUUUUUUUUUCK" at 1:35
He’s on fire what do you expect a man on fire to do
@@LocalGoober10 True.
@@LocalGoober10 *Not That*
I think that may be the first time ive ever heard medic say 'fuck'
This will probably be the only time we hear him say the f word.Unless you can find a person that can do a medic voice impression very good then nvm
Awesome but I gusse the Sniper had forget about his four ammo on his upper pocket.
1:35
"FAAAAAKH" -Medic 2020
Shopping list:
.Ammo
.Milk
.Eggs
.Mason Jars
Don't forget toilet papers
your forgot rainbow dash
.Coffee Beans
Don't forget! He needs a beverage to fill those Jars.
*P I S S*
.🆕Cosmetic Crate
I like how Winglet only ever uses sentence mixing but animates the dialogue so smoothly that it works
pieCe oF shlT
@@zaidoinnn FUUUUuuuuuUUUUCK
Godzilla had a stroke reading this and fucking died
@@platterpluck ?
So true
If you look at Snipers list, it says "mason jars." And mason jars are the jars he uses for jarate.
Some lime scouts just never learn. Amazing animation, my good man. :)
From the newspaper:
"Legendary singer Tom Jones tragically and suddenly passed away this Sunday in Teufort home. Several witnesses allegedly reported a violent altercation between two estranged former roommates. Several suspects have since been arrested, including a bizarre drug abusing hippie. When questioned by reporters, he incessantly rambled about curses, spells, and an unnamed "soldier." Ethel Jackson, an elderly woman on a celebrity home tour who witnessed the ordeal commented; "I saw him, I saw him do it with my own two eyes. Throttled the poor young man right in front of me." Ethel died shortly after due to an overheated pacemaker. Police have refused to comment on the matter.
In other news, why doesn't Valve support Team Fortress 2 any more? Even now, it is still one of the most popular games on Steam. They are sitting on a gold mine of revenue and yet they still do nothing about it. At the very least, they could maintain the game enough to keep all the script kiddies plaguing casual mode at bay. Before you tell me I should play on community servers, no, I don't want to play cp_orange. I don't want to play VS Saxton Hale or Mario Kart role play. I want to play Team Fortress 2. That was a fun game, remember that? Hopefully Valve have just been secretly working on Team Fortress 3 this whole time. Hit me up if that's the case, I'd love to work on a trailer for it.
In case you haven't figured it out yet, this video is a criticism of panic buying during the coronavirus outbreak. Seriously, stop doing it. You're not Rick Grimes, and this isn't the apocalypse. No one thinks you're cool. When I run out of food the first thing I'm going to do is go out and eat all the panic buyers.
If you're wondering why Fedora Chronicles 4 isn't here yet, it's because smaller videos keep getting in the way. I gotta keep an upload schedule unfortunately. Also, I was busy working on Cats (2019). No, that isn't a joke. I'm so sorry. It wasn't. (my fault?)"
Did he really work on Cats?
My dad has bought 47 boxes of tissues and 34 bottles of soap in the past two weeks. They haven’t even been opened. Not a single one. We keep telling him to stop buying them, but he keeps doing it because he never sees the giant pile of stuff, which is all put away in the cleaning supplies closet. That he never even opens. Because my mother and I do all the cleaning.
Now it’s worth SO MUCH MONEY! Y’know. Because he’s dead.
ok.
I think he's just being sorry that he worked on cats
So long
Heavy: 400,000 dollars
Scout: Heres a Tom Jones
Its very expensive because u know he is dead
Alright
@@tomate_h2o *screams* FFFFUUUCCCKKK
CRANKY
@@walkingidiot2533 Crikey, that's some chonky business there
In a funny twist, all three other characters featured have ways of putting out fires/healing medic. Scout’s Milk, Heavy’s Sandvich, and Sniper’s Piss.
I love that it's a scunt specifically who buys everything
Sniper: * Runs Out of Ammo *
also Sniper: * cocks out a unused round from his gun *
yet again Sniper: * has 4 rounds in his shirt *
Sniper -Runs Out of- is picky about his Ammo
It's used it's an empty casing ( there is no bullet it's just the case)
Professionals have standards
The 4 bullets on his shirt are pretty much too big for the rifle.
@@hmpang4996 they're ballpens
@@true_neutral3378 My mistake
I love how you took medics scream and managed to turn it into "FAAAAAAAAAAAACK"
How look faaaaaaaaaackkkkkkk medic say spam faaaaaaaqaaaaaack
@Reaper LM no u
@Reaper LM 1:35 he say faaaaaaaaaaaaaaccccckkkkk
@Reaper LM 1:50 medic bully scout wtf
As a medic main that is me almost every match
Legend says he’s still burning even to this day.
I feel like the only reason this was made was because Mr. Winglet encountered a scout that took a small health pack so he vented it in an animation about a lime scout.
1:57
*You’re getting a glare from the man who tricked the Devil himself.*
Another one of those lines that is impossible to beat.
Oh Hell Nah
I mean he is also the person who heals you but, yeah, sure...
@@deelim5092 I dunno, I feel like one of those takes priority over the other
I mean in the TF2 comics he did die and go to hell but came back. It was in the comic The Naked And The Dead. Check them out.
This is actually one of the most ingenious way of showing how hoarding at a time like this is a horrible thing to do thank you winglet
The Autistic Game Critic says the guy who didn’t prepare in advance. Not our fault you didn’t take this pandemic seriously.
@@absoluteaquarian I'd understand stocking up a little bit more, but why hoard everything? Especially toilet paper, why do you need to stock up as much toilet paper as you can?
Well having that much all at once in real life is illegal now where I'm at
@@absoluteaquarian Found the hoarder.
WinterPyro you go through more toilet paper than you’d think when your supply is finite
1:26 I love how Winglet just talks to us via the newspaper
"Man, you would not believe... how much this hurts!"
So anyway, new headcanon that Archimedes wasn't accidentally implanted in Scout, and this is actually part of the long-standing medkit disputes between terminal Medics and impatient Scouts.
P.S.: I like how the title was deceptive enough to let this turn into a PSA for Scouts to, although not expressly mentioned, zoom their way over to a dispenser instead of yoinking supplies that others actually need in that moment.
"Now its, worth, sooo much. money. Cause he's dead."
Haha.. this was foreshadowed by Scout in the comic.
Soldier killed him :/
its funny because this is cannon
Scout is getting a death glare from the person who tricked Satan himself, and Scout is taunting him.
Scout is as good as dead at this point
That Medic is going to sell that scunt's body parts to different parts of the Black Market.
not to mention taking Lucifer's probably very expensive pen FOR A JOKE
I bet his soul was the one Medic sold
@@thetrashmann8140 , would the medic or satan really want the soul of a walking and talking dumpster fire?
Medic is a nice guy but you never take his health kits when he’s on fire
I love how sniper screams at the stuff when it's gone but just says ehh at the 0:39 it's hilarious 😂
as an engie main, i hate it when a scout picks an large ammo pack, and its right when it is running out of bullets
I try not to take ammo kits if the engineer's built a dispenser, but sometimes they only put a sentry and no dispenser! >:(
ya had ONE JOB!
Usually when I run low on ammo I think
"Is the enemy team bad?"
"Why am I winning?"
"How am I still alive?"
@Google But Less audience I never run out of ammo, I don't go demo, I go demoknight
"Wow, I'm so good at this game, and now I'm dead."
Nah, just start konga line, that always works, even in competitive
Or you wasted all your ammo trying to get a kill.
Or, did I really miss all my shots?
Sniper: runs out of ammo
Also sniper: has four bullets on his chest
Those r ball point pens
them bullets to THICC for his gun
Probably reserved for four people he needs to kill at the end of the day.
Could have them as an emergency ones
those are just decoration
2:03 Later investigations reveal that that the scout is the same "patient" that the medic remove the whole skeleton.
2:01 scout: *drinks medication*
me: lime scout.. DO YOU KNOW THATS SANITIZER!?!?
Me: *Tries to take a medkit*
That scout with 124 health
=1:00
Relatable
True story ngl
And 1 bullet missing in his gun
That face tho...
@@bleachymcclean very annoying
The Medic represents my anger for the stupidity of this world right now.
It represents all of us
@@Wooper_the_first True
The fact this was the pandemic 3ys ago reference with toilet paper xD
This is the MOST stereotypical scout in the game (trust me, if a medic needs it, I will let him take a small first-aid kit)
Winglet: *Uploads*
Me: *LIGHTNING SPEED CLICK*
Same :)
Same man.
same dude
Same?
Flicks through the video
Sniper: **runs out of ammo**
Also sniper: **has 4 bullets on his chest pocket**
those are for i think another rifle there much larger than the sniper rifles bullets
it's sowed onto his shirt
@@Dusk748 lmfao yed
Nah there made out of quick silver for werewolfs
It's the wrong caliber
VOIDSPAWN industries:
Bottomless improbable tether ammo clips
This guy is single handedly made me the person I am today and I want to say thank u
1:43 It was at this moment that medic was no longer on fire, but instead his rage ignited the air.
Medic: This is fine
If medics don't heal scouts then scouts won't leave medi-kits
@@Gloverfield if a scout steals a medkit from me 3 times in a row I will stop healing that scout
@@mikelorme635 you are too forgiving.
He became a burning flames unusual
*"Here, gotta Tahm Jones, now it's worth so much money', cus he's deadd."*
That comic reference was on point
He's not dead irl right?
@@true_neutral3378 he is
@@s.n.a.r.k.5146 apparently not
@@true_neutral3378 nvm i was thinking about elvis. Sorry about thatxd
Its amazing how most videos on this channel are made by only one person!
Alternative title: sniper runs out of ammo when he was about to shoot a friendly
_Scout: _*_Starts drinking the medicine_*
_Medic: _*_DOOM music starts_*
I'm not even here and i still hear boss music
e a r
All you hear after the black out is scout screaming in pain as medic literally rearranges all his organs and turns him into a literal a human ballon animal as medic walks away with a large medkit and sniper walks away with a full box of ammo
@@someboringnerd same
As a medic it’s not as hard as people think to kill a scout you just need to stab them
Moral of the story:
Don’t be a hoarder in a crisis situation
Relatable
Looks at people with countrys worth of toilet paper
cp gaming *Glares* at people with countries worth of hand sanitizer, toilet paper, and disinfecting wipes
@@calebreutener870 I hope you meant this as a joke. Since this statement is complete bullshit
@@papyrus8205 agreed
basically what (almost) every scout do when he lost 1hp
1:35 Me running to the charger after my phone said "Battery low, only 1% left!" while I was playing Minecraft with my friend
1:20
I like how that's a refrence to the TF2 comic.
This is one of scout's lines to the spy When he grabbed Tom Jones figures instead of money out of a safe:
"these are gonna worth MILLIONS When Tom Jones dies!"
Poorly aged quote:
“He’s not going to die, you imbecile!” ~Spy
@@hatlessatlas and they didnt even know.
Spy: He's not going to die, you imbecile!
Soldier: *snaps Tom Jones' neck*
It's a get rich slow scheme!
Hi Piccolo, how’s Gohan
I can imagine all the mercs kicking scout while he's on the floor, and medic healing scout so he doesn't die.
Medic wouldn’t heal scout...
@Agate he would so they could make hurt him over and over
Ze healing is not as rewarding as ze hurting
yoooo i had a kinda fever dream/tought where they were torturing sniper by healing him with despencers and medics as a heavy machine guns his crotch
@@andrewdude1614 WHO THE FUCK THINKS THAT? That would be me.
As an engineer main I know this pain on a personal level
Goddamn Pablo Gonzalez 2004 you didn’t need that I needed to build a dispenser we wouldn’t of lost the round i was able to build a dispenser faster and actually help
I finally paused to read the newspaper this time, and it was friggin' gold.
1:44 the best way to start a boss fight cinematic
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
that quiet "alright" the heavy does, I really feel that
This is why I don't heal scouts. Everybody else? Overheal. Scouts? I play in pubs.
bro i was humming soldier of dance before watching this video and it instantly played lol
I love how when medic was on fire he had an expression. But when he found out that the heals were out he became so mad that he became fire proof, hes too angry to burn.
You see, when he came into the store, the fire way from a pyro.
When he saw Scout, the fire was from *himself*.
Unusual medic
Man literally too angry to die
He has become one with the fire. That's Hellfire.
too angry to die
"here... got a tom jones" that single line made me laugh for a whole minute
"Now its worth SO MUCH money, you know? Cause he's DEAD"
Fifteen Man scout sounds pretty nonchalant about his "dad" being dead
“In the future entertainment will be randomly generated”
-Cucumber the, Larry
“hmm Ok”
@@Mona-by8qq ? tom jones canonically is killed by soldier
I can imagine there is no respawn cabinet or dispenser closer than the store
I love the little nod to Tom Jones being dead in the TF2 universe since Soldier decapated him in the comics and also the fact the Scot is also said to be a huge fan of him.
Its a nice touch.
Then the Scout got melee crit by Medic.
The End.
Oh shut up
@@potatoslayer69420 No.
@@someguy198 hmm
@@potatoslayer69420 Not my fault you got random critted.
@@someguy198 not my fault I didnt get random critted
As the people of the badlands, we demand that there is a second part to this. We must see this scunt get his shit beat in.
Also Winglet if you end up seeing this please you can take a break from these smaller videos if you want less stress and if it means we get Fedora Chronicles 4 out sooner than I'm all for it. Id rather larger projects to be released sooner than a bunch of small projects.
"Heck yes!"
Ass of his has to be beat you see
Team Fortress 2 comics #4 Blood in the water 9:23
Agreed
YES
Winglet khown as demoman in a birthday hat
scout sipping a medkit he doesn't need as the medic burns is true to the game