Attention, the next meeting of the loyal followers of the Dren Idiots Club will be held in October. A donation towards our leader's new Roy's Royce is being collected as he is having trouble finding the dealership. There will also be an appearance by the actual 1970s Kool-Aid Man, who will be staying to sign autographs and breaking through a brick wall with our General...no dren idiots here!
I love this, i just found y'all. I subbed 2mins in to the video, like where have I been?!? Thank you for making this channel& all the hard work that comes w/ making great videos. Love & respect to y'all.
1:18 - I never thought I'd agree with Apostate Taylor on _anything,_ but I have to admit that he's right on this point; he's _definitely_ 'dumbinating' the game. Thassrite I seddit, pressacutors.
Your not borrowing from banks cause they know you won’t pay it back. You will just change the name of your ministry and file bankruptcy. That’s what you did before
Whoever said jmmi is going down is the true prophet!!!!! Jmmi doesn’t exist anymore, he has changed the name of his church to try and dodge lawsuits!! 😂😂😂😂
Also you can tell he’s bothered by the newspaper story. He’s so worried he will lose his cash cow!! He’s not bragging about saving souls, he’s bragging about how much money he’s made!!!😂😂😂😂
@Smoky Dog I know but they are the kingdom of god ministry now. I think he leaves that other stuff up so people will still go after jmmi and leave the other alone.
He is so loud and tough during these sermons in from of his sheep, but put him in front of a group of lawyers in a deposition and all of a sudden he is as meek as a mouse and can't speak above a whisper lol
I'm just dropping another comment for the TH-cam algorithm. We gotta support the channels we love, so they get to other people that'll love it too. 💜 lol doing gods work here. ☺
Did you all hear the BS he spewed about sitting on Gods lap while being rocked back and forth and being sung to while looking into Gods face? Tell me your thoughts on that.
"I don't run from no presecution." I believe the not running part. I don't run from presecution either, mainly because I don't know what it is. How can anyone leave his services uplifted? I guess it's when you've only been called an idiot five times or less.
Atten 5-0 Preachers, Kool-Aid Man, Roy's Royce, Auntie Em, Bishop's, Priest's and the Village People, please seek shelters David and his team of ghouls are coming-BOO 🧛🏼♂️🧛🏼♀️🎃🎃
Great job on this video. You are super talented!!!! I like when David said “it will be more gooder for me”. David really does need to try harder at his vocabulary.
OMG! Where have I been?!? I can't believe I found this channel, I love it. I live here in Detroit, this dude has taken for everybody's grandma, mama, Auntie, sister & they baby cousin Kiki. He's just a big joke, he'll always be a dang dirty clown.
Can you or anyone who’s been part of a “church” like this…HOW are otherwise upstanding and intelligent people getting sucked in by this obvious foolishness? I’m sorry but I’ve audited churches all my life and I can honestly say that I’ve NEVER ONCE heard ANY preacher come out with ANYTHING close to the UNBIBLICAL teachings this clown spews out of his mouth. How do people NOT just get up and walk out hearing this kinda foolishness?
“Dern” “Pressacutors” “Duminating” “Gooder” “That’s right” “Amphi-theator” Andddddd this guy thinks newspaper writers get their salaries from local taxes 🤣
Then why sell the JMMI domain? Let's go build a brand for YEARS around a four-letter name, spend hundreds of thousands on marketing, name it on all literature, and then put it up for sale and start over with a new name?
JMMI tax ID hasn’t filed their 501(c) tax returns since 2018 (I believe) in state of Michigan, so he had to re-incorporate under a new name in the state of Missouri so he could have a new 501(c) tax-exempt entity.
@@DavidETaylorComedyChannel Yes, I was talking about the other costs associated with building a brand, or company around. But yes, if not filing you have to find a new name. Someone still has to be responsible for the income & monies spent by the church, expenses, etc. And since David is the CFO & Head of his board would he not have the responsibility of assuring corporate taxes are filed? As I recall, his signatures are on all former filings. The thing with JMMI/KFC is this isn't a small church, it's large with lots of incoming & outgoing funds used. Without tax accountability, these years, money could have been used for anything. If you or I tried it, we would have the IRS at our homes- at mine taking my Roy's Royce and yours taking your sound & lite show. All hail to the Lord
@@DavidETaylorComedyChannel Could you imagine him working at some fortune 500 company and submitting a cost justification for his arena display.....I wonder.....You should take him to work someday "take an Apostle to work day"....or here he is trying to explain to the board at DELL... Board: David it states here the return on this is shown in "blessings" vs dollars, how can we equate this to return on investment over a 5 year period and explain to shareholders or investment advisors why? When asked why the company invested and has built the world's largest non-portable display for a non-existent, non-sponsored "arena tour"? David: First of all, I am a 5 Star General God sent here so you all are dern wrong for questioning me, less not be children here you Humpty dumpty sitting on your fancy chairs. God told me to build this display requiring 15 semi's & trailers which we currently do not own, and with a display having an estimated lifespan of 36 months, go out and book a 5-year tour. Now I have ESPN foresight and know what you all are thinking, but remember this Mr. Don't Wear The Pants In The Family Man Board Member, I'm the one with the visions, you all work for me. I was a gangster and never took a second seat to anyone in the KFC cutting in lines, tipping over dumpsters, taking 16 piece buckets, and wearing them as hats. They are building the displays, trucks are rolling, I never waited for your silly cost unification study- cause I ain't no Scientologist", I am the man God sent here to save America and her 53 states and other Americana. Board: "call security".
He needs to get that cult lable off of him so that the banks will lift his ban and allow a bunch of lost people to send him money💯 I remember he said international people couldn't wire him money 💰🤑
That's what makes him a top notch FALSE teacher! As the Word of God clearly tells us that God fights our battles and to pray for our enemies. That clown has no enemies .... who he should worry about is God's judgement on him for teaching false gospels and is blatant LIES!!!
I wonder if Jesus ever offers to teach him how to speak English properly, or ever pops in to be like "Hey David, it's not "decarpetated, it's decapitated." You would think with how much Jesus talks to this guy he would at least try to make his mouth piece not so illiterate
I love all these people hollering and praising just lining up to lose their money 😂 he won’t be doing the same thing after he goes to prison for tax fraud 😂
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Attention, the next meeting of the loyal followers of the Dren Idiots Club will be held in October. A donation towards our leader's new Roy's Royce is being collected as he is having trouble finding the dealership. There will also be an appearance by the actual 1970s Kool-Aid Man, who will be staying to sign autographs and breaking through a brick wall with our General...no dren idiots here!
I love this, i just found y'all. I subbed 2mins in to the video, like where have I been?!? Thank you for making this channel& all the hard work that comes w/ making great videos. Love & respect to y'all.
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Charismatic bottom feeder
You will know them by their fruits.
The intro of him singing gets me every time 😂
Just to be CLOSTTTT 😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂
I know
Me too I’m dying over here laughing 😂
so you're a multi time cult member, get some help please !
I have yet to hear this guy actually quote a scripture
David, you don't pay the newspaper's salaries. You don't even pay taxes.
👍LP This video is a classic. Thanks.
1:18 - I never thought I'd agree with Apostate Taylor on _anything,_ but I have to admit that he's right on this point; he's _definitely_ 'dumbinating' the game. Thassrite I seddit, pressacutors.
Are u coming out online ?
This man need help in the Head David Taylor is a bum 🤣😂 a joke you have to be on drugs to follow this thought 🤔
Dern idiots
😂😂😂😂
Your not borrowing from banks cause they know you won’t pay it back. You will just change the name of your ministry and file bankruptcy. That’s what you did before
😂😂😂 Taxes pay the newspaper reporter’s salary. That’s a first. 🤣🤣🤣
Why doesn’t he ever talk like this in court or in his deposition?
Whoever said jmmi is going down is the true prophet!!!!! Jmmi doesn’t exist anymore, he has changed the name of his church to try and dodge lawsuits!! 😂😂😂😂
Also you can tell he’s bothered by the newspaper story. He’s so worried he will lose his cash cow!! He’s not bragging about saving souls, he’s bragging about how much money he’s made!!!😂😂😂😂
Is this video recent? I thought he was in hiding?
@@VonHayes9 I believe he made it about six months ago but don’t quote me on that.
@Smoky Dog I know but they are the kingdom of god ministry now. I think he leaves that other stuff up so people will still go after jmmi and leave the other alone.
And avoid online connection with JMMI.
This guy needs his own merch! “ More Gooder”
His 1400s catholic monk hair dewwz absolutely kills me 💀
😂😂😂😂😂😂
David sure talks about "booty bandits" a lot... I think he might be projecting his own insecurities on the matter 😆
JMMI JUST ME,MYSELF, AND I. DAVID E TAYLOR
Just to be close to food!!!
Amen
Now that’s hysterical
He is so loud and tough during these sermons in from of his sheep, but put him in front of a group of lawyers in a deposition and all of a sudden he is as meek as a mouse and can't speak above a whisper lol
3:05 "Because the bigger you make it the more GOODER it's gonna be" David has a real way with massaging the English language.
DURN DUMMIES!
I think you mean "massacring" the English language. He reminds me of Archie Bunker with his word pronunciation.
Lmaoooo i love how clever these comments are
I would go to his church Just for the comedy
Me too…🤣🤣🤣let’s go
Me too, so I could also plant a seed of 1 penny to see how badly that upsets them
Lol 😂
He walks like a lunch lady lol
Like a damn penguin…
@@DavidETaylorComedyChannel 🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I'm just dropping another comment for the TH-cam algorithm. We gotta support the channels we love, so they get to other people that'll love it too. 💜 lol doing gods work here. ☺
Delusions of grandeur.
Why wasn’t he this bold at the deposition ?? He was scared of the lady lawyer 😂😂😂
Now he's a Prime Minister
Notice he says “financially” first
First time I've heard the word " presecution"
Screw space travel we need to study these people in the audience
JUUUUST TO BE CLOSE
Just to be close to your po ket book
11:16
Funny that he won’t say “damn” because it’s cussing- but has no problem saying “pussy” and “faggot” and offensive words like that.
Very odd….,
He was not this brazen in that deposition
These people in the arena must have major psychological issues
Did you all hear the BS he spewed about sitting on Gods lap while being rocked back and forth and being sung to while looking into Gods face? Tell me your thoughts on that.
Don't have anything.... I'm gagging.
Hallucinations possible schizophrenia imagining his thoughts as reality. People really attend and believe this nonsense that's very frightening!
David is false prophet.
This cat has some serious brain damage. I know he hears himself.
John 6:46
“NO one has seen the Father except the one who is from God, only he has seen the Father”
So he’s basically calling the Bible a lie..
With all this talk about killing people, I would be really afraid if I was Michelle and kept hearing him say he was going to axe me.
His vocabulary is horrendous and very limited
The vocabulary and annunciation of someone who doesn't read
I bet Taylor Michigan is proud.Garth says NOT.
Imagine having God as your personal assassin!!
"I don't run from no presecution." I believe the not running part. I don't run from presecution either, mainly because I don't know what it is.
How can anyone leave his services uplifted? I guess it's when you've only been called an idiot five times or less.
Atten 5-0 Preachers, Kool-Aid Man, Roy's Royce, Auntie Em, Bishop's, Priest's and the Village People, please seek shelters David and his team of ghouls are coming-BOO 🧛🏼♂️🧛🏼♀️🎃🎃
The Village People
He is factual I thought just cause they are facts doesn’t mean it’s truth.
I wonder why nobody has introduced him to concealer
LOL
Thus saith the Lord when the Lord hasn’t said anything.
That’s it..,.I’m making that opening song my new ringtone.
“Just to be close to yuuuu” 🤣
😂😂😂
Dern deceptive David doing the devils dirty deeds.
Great job on this video. You are super talented!!!!
I like when David said “it will be more gooder for me”.
David really does need to try harder at his vocabulary.
I think he slipped up when he said, “We’re making bank here!” Oh, is that right? I thought you donated 98% of your money to charity?
He will always be relevant because there will always be unlearned and blind people. 🤦🏾🤦🏾 Lord help YOUR people!!!!🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾
When does he ever preach the word of God? Ppl keep showing up to listen to him rant??? Aren't they upset/disappointed? Why come back for this crap!!??
It's hard for people to admit they allowed themselves to be fooled. David knows this, and exploits it.
Just to be CLOSE to yewwwww 😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
OMG! Where have I been?!? I can't believe I found this channel, I love it. I live here in Detroit, this dude has taken for everybody's grandma, mama, Auntie, sister & they baby cousin Kiki. He's just a big joke, he'll always be a dang dirty clown.
He’s taken from the city of Detroit as well 🤔😩🤦♂️🤣
@@ArmaniTVWK yea, he started here in Taylor mi.
Can you or anyone who’s been part of a “church” like this…HOW are otherwise upstanding and intelligent people getting sucked in by this obvious foolishness? I’m sorry but I’ve audited churches all my life and I can honestly say that I’ve NEVER ONCE heard ANY preacher come out with ANYTHING close to the UNBIBLICAL teachings this clown spews out of his mouth. How do people NOT just get up and walk out hearing this kinda foolishness?
Look up his deposition 😂😂
Yes Amen Hallelujah hallelujah glory to God
WOW
Lol 😂
"Juss tu be cloast"
“Dern”
“Pressacutors”
“Duminating”
“Gooder”
“That’s right”
“Amphi-theator”
Andddddd this guy thinks newspaper writers get their salaries from local taxes 🤣
“Gooder” “Dumbinating the game” God bless you, you’ve taught me so much Apostle. How can I donate 1.3 million dollars to the ministry?
You can send that 1.3 million to 1-800 jackass
If it is not about money, its about himself, or his enemies.
The “Booty Bandit” has demolished David E Taylor and JMMI! Haha!
He wants CNN to do a write up on him so badly.
The mans a prize isn’t he??
top notch 😂😅....
Then why sell the JMMI domain? Let's go build a brand for YEARS around a four-letter name, spend hundreds of thousands on marketing, name it on all literature, and then put it up for sale and start over with a new name?
JMMI tax ID hasn’t filed their 501(c) tax returns since 2018 (I believe) in state of Michigan, so he had to re-incorporate under a new name in the state of Missouri so he could have a new 501(c) tax-exempt entity.
@@DavidETaylorComedyChannel Yes, I was talking about the other costs associated with building a brand, or company around. But yes, if not filing you have to find a new name. Someone still has to be responsible for the income & monies spent by the church, expenses, etc. And since David is the CFO & Head of his board would he not have the responsibility of assuring corporate taxes are filed? As I recall, his signatures are on all former filings. The thing with JMMI/KFC is this isn't a small church, it's large with lots of incoming & outgoing funds used. Without tax accountability, these years, money could have been used for anything. If you or I tried it, we would have the IRS at our homes- at mine taking my Roy's Royce and yours taking your sound & lite show. All hail to the Lord
@@DavidETaylorComedyChannel Could you imagine him working at some fortune 500 company and submitting a cost justification for his arena display.....I wonder.....You should take him to work someday "take an Apostle to work day"....or here he is trying to explain to the board at DELL...
Board: David it states here the return on this is shown in "blessings" vs dollars, how can we equate this to return on investment over a 5 year period and explain to shareholders or investment advisors why? When asked why the company invested and has built the world's largest non-portable display for a non-existent, non-sponsored "arena tour"?
David: First of all, I am a 5 Star General God sent here so you all are dern wrong for questioning me, less not be children here you Humpty dumpty sitting on your fancy chairs. God told me to build this display requiring 15 semi's & trailers which we currently do not own, and with a display having an estimated lifespan of 36 months, go out and book a 5-year tour.
Now I have ESPN foresight and know what you all are thinking, but remember this Mr. Don't Wear The Pants In The Family Man Board Member, I'm the one with the visions, you all work for me. I was a gangster and never took a second seat to anyone in the KFC cutting in lines, tipping over dumpsters, taking 16 piece buckets, and wearing them as hats. They are building the displays, trucks are rolling, I never waited for your silly cost unification study- cause I ain't no Scientologist", I am the man God sent here to save America and her 53 states and other Americana.
Board: "call security".
He needs to get that cult lable off of him so that the banks will lift his ban and allow a bunch of lost people to send him money💯 I remember he said international people couldn't wire him money 💰🤑
Because JMMI really means JUST ME MYSELF & I and the lawyer figured it out!
Oh my. Looks like the nut is cracking under the pressure.
We know David isn’t walking any steps.
I want a shirt that says Axe Michele
Lol 😂
Nothing about God or the Bible really being taught
Scripture says do not pronounce judgment until the lord comes.
he is so narcissistic he even watches this channel to see himself be criticized lol
Jesus said love your enemies
You can love them and not agree with them, he’s condemning people to death, so is that love on his part?
@@Unclejake no
Oh I love his stand up comedy routine every time he opens his mouth its TH-cam gold 🤣
Not kill them
That's what makes him a top notch FALSE teacher! As the Word of God clearly tells us that God fights our battles and to pray for our enemies. That clown has no enemies .... who he should worry about is God's judgement on him for teaching false gospels and is blatant LIES!!!
What does the congregation do while he's on these insane rants...it seems like he goes on these tirades for hours!
He preaches himself. Not the Bible.
What's his obsession with Laura Dern?
God is his personal John wick
😂😂😂😂😂
This video was more gooder than the last one.
Just to be clostt 🎶
Gawd killed My enemies now i have none
This dude hasn't said one Bible verse.....just calling people names and lying 🤥
Just to be closeeeeee to you 😂😂😂😂😂
Yeah, yeah. That's the ticket. I'm the general of world, yeah yeah that's the ticket. I'm the president of the kingdom of the pope of churches.
I’m surprised he hasn’t caught on fire yet 😅
The Roy's Royce picture was taken in Dubai...look at the background. Definitely Middle East
OK I’m trying to do the math year. How does a tax exempt organization bring millions of dollars into a town?
I'd buy his music album , if the song in intro is the first song on the album. And no I'm not joking lmao I love his singing
What is a Pressacuta?😅😮
He's a devil in disguise oh yes you are.....
I wonder if Jesus ever offers to teach him how to speak English properly, or ever pops in to be like "Hey David, it's not "decarpetated, it's decapitated." You would think with how much Jesus talks to this guy he would at least try to make his mouth piece not so illiterate
He’s so jealous of legitimate ministers. He wants to be one more than anything.
I thought that the Bible says not to call someone fools/idiots
“GOT WIND OF IT”?????
No dreams ??? What No dreams???
He's going straight to hell
If there is one
He sounds like a 1st grader saying "Freaking forget you"..
Taylor Michigan is not a “hick” town it’s 5 mins outside Detroit!
Please pray for me jimmi
dain bramaged
Please donate cheese burgers, another 20 should get Apostil David to the promised land, McDonalds.
"I,am not a ....Punk
Me:🤔🤔🤔..
👬👬🧚♀️.
He's so anoying He'll eventually have to pay for what he's doing and saying
👁️ Matt 5:43-48 👁️
I know you wouldn't run from PRESS-secution 🤣but will he route from persecution🤔?
Fist bitches!!!
LMAO
Davey Cakes is a cheerleader for Dave. That's really all he is.
What I find amazing is that the jackasses that give their money are complete and lost souls All this guy cares about is money and more of it.
I love all these people hollering and praising just lining up to lose their money 😂 he won’t be doing the same thing after he goes to prison for tax fraud 😂
What the hell is a presecuter
Ya, I said it
Bootah banditz
5:54