“Are y’all learning something here?” “Am I making any sense?” The answer to these questions is consistently and fortunately, NO! I would be really worried about my own mental, spiritual, and emotional health if I ever begin understanding him.
The amount of shit you have to sit through to get these gems just blows my mind. You're awesome asf, keep up the great work!! Just to be close to youuuuuu.
Hahaha…Yes, it’s hours of watching, recording, and note-taking just to get a solid 10 minutes of video…And then more hours of editing and planning the best order of the clips, etc.
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David gets pulled over for speeding: "Do you know how fast you were going?" "Officer, I'm in the spirit right now." "Oh, I didn't realize. My apologies, Apostle. Have a good day."
I love how you pointed out Steve’s face. I have several videos of him saved that I will put together one day. He is a BIG yes man to David, but his face has a certain look when knows David is lying.
It was tedious to do, but I’m glad it paid off! I wasn’t sure where to drop it into this video, so I just stuck it at the end as a bit of a “blooper/outtake” reel.
In April, this peach bought an $8.3 million home in florida. Pretty amazing how people are so desperate to get into heaven they’re willing to ignore and overlook such blatant thievery
The congregation needs to put him in his place.. Especially the Deacons.. I would probably have called him out speaking that way ,, No the correct thing for me to do if visiting would be walk out or wait and call him to the side afterwards.. Doubt I could have stayed that long to hear the devil speak..
It’s getting to harder to find new material since he hasn’t gone live since August, but I somehow manage to find something I haven’t yet seen or used after doing a lot of digging.
Waiting for David to team up with Putin. Or as he would call him, Kim bong Wun. David doesn’t understand geography, he just combines words to mobilize a new country/leader
Attacking other preachers, using curse words and degrading woman in a way God did not intend. Absolutely inappropriate reference to the human anatomy. An absolute disgrace to the calling of God.
You can tell a majority of people don't read and study their bibles for themselves; how can people stand to sit under this nonsense. His preaching is even narcissistic.
David says in most his videos that he does not care what other pastors think of him, but the way he always talks about it shows us different. David wants to be the most popular pastor, like Joel Osteen. It’s never going to happen. If anything, he will gain more popularity for the dumb things he says.
This is the most ridiculous and insane things I have ever heard. He is so sick. God does not have to punish DET because he knows he has already punished himself and keeps on until he drops.
How wicked people don't believe God using His men of God. They have no belief in Almighty God. That is why we're in trouble now and Judgment has come to this Country. Is Apostle still among us??
Also you should not be praying in tongues out loud the Bible very clear that that is for self edification unless there’s an interpreter but I’m sure you don’t read your Bible much so you would not know that. 1 Corinthians 14
These characters have to exist, so that the word of God is fulfilled that in the last days false prophets shall arise, so these guys have to remain until our Lord and Savior returns THEN He will restore all things.
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He said ‘Women are the weaker vessels, that’s why they have more holes than a man’ 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 like bro come on now
The only time David E. Taylor has ever been a "gangster" is when he's hitting the Golden Corral buffet line after Sunday service.
Apostle comin' for ALLLL your McNuggets!
🤣🤣🤣
He’s worse than a gangster for standing behind the pulpit..
Fighting to be first in the line🤣🤣🤣🤣
“Are y’all learning something here?” “Am I making any sense?” The answer to these questions is consistently and fortunately, NO! I would be really worried about my own mental, spiritual, and emotional health if I ever begin understanding him.
What the entire fk is it talking about, ... holes make you weaker?!?
I can't with this thing.
Celebrating 3 years of shut-in and being missed by nobody.
what do you mean pls
Ouch! 😂😂😂
@@Joeagbaje1 because David is a fraud.
But I miss you. I’ve missed you for the last 4 years, 28 months, 16 weeks, 36 days, 46 hours, 90 minutes, and 100 seconds.
The amount of shit you have to sit through to get these gems just blows my mind. You're awesome asf, keep up the great work!!
Just to be close to youuuuuu.
Hahaha…Yes, it’s hours of watching, recording, and note-taking just to get a solid 10 minutes of video…And then more hours of editing and planning the best order of the clips, etc.
😂Exactly!! 💯✔️
🎶Is his desire ohhhhhhhh!! 🎶
@@DavidETaylorComedyChannel much appreciated. I love it here!! Good job
Where is the tape of the woman who David raised from the dead? He says they have the tape. Shame on you David.
@@chadstanley9895 someone else mentioned this lady and it was said she fainted. He should be ashamed of himself but he's not.
Did he say he just got back from heaven talking to Smith Wigglesworth? Lmao
Thatsrightisaidit
Yes. Yes he did!
This guy has the connection for the best high. I don't know what he is on but it can't be good
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I got something I need to axe you
Excellent!!!
The cricket effect in the beginning after he asks "How many men we have in the house?" was pure gold and an absolute stroke of brilliance! Cheers!
His flair-leg pants are TOO MUCH!!!
lmao! 😁
I call them gauchos
@@sheritadavis9228so did my Grandma 😂
Those are definitely women’s pants
THOSE CLOWN PANTS ARE KILLING ME??? Does he really think he looks slimmer or taller?
He's smuggling burgers underneath lol
@A Memory YEP! AND Krispy Kremes!!!
Hey wait up. That is a 1000 dollar belt holding up those clown pants. Don't that help? He's a clown
@@patches9971 Facts.
@@patches9971 100% FACTS!🤣🤣
David was g in these streets boyyyy lmao 🤣😭😭😭😂
In music class blowing that trumpet 🎺 and other things. He wasn’t in a gang because he’s a dirty disgusting 🤢 wimp.
David gets pulled over for speeding:
"Do you know how fast you were going?"
"Officer, I'm in the spirit right now."
"Oh, I didn't realize. My apologies, Apostle. Have a good day."
I absolutely love the intro and outro music. It’s hilarious. He fakes singing and crying. Lol
Keep up the good work bro.
David E Taylor, setting back women's rights 200 years in an afternoon. (make that 2000 years...my bad).
More like 2000 haha
@@DavidETaylorComedyChannel my bad
He’s pitiful….
RC
U know they don’t know who he is
After all “u in my service “
I think he has told the lie that he was a gangster so many times that he actually believes it to be true. Delusional
Lol...... he's delusional as f*** when he thinking that he gangsta & i know he not
The lip biting at the end was pure gold.
Man fr he was snacking on that lip like it had 11 herbs and spices 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
We need a video dedicated to Joseph busch being the yes-man that he is. That would be great
I should make a Joe and Steve video for sure!
We should all be so lucky as to have a Joseph Busch in our corner.
I love how you pointed out Steve’s face. I have several videos of him saved that I will put together one day. He is a BIG yes man to David, but his face has a certain look when knows David is lying.
That hair tho 😂
Pulling out the Buffet Guns tonight....
Dude, the ending lip chew compilation is magical 😆
It was tedious to do, but I’m glad it paid off! I wasn’t sure where to drop it into this video, so I just stuck it at the end as a bit of a “blooper/outtake” reel.
Lol 😂
Dude, I’m dying laughing 😂😂😂😂
"Im gonna need someone else to find these scriptures because I - I'm in the spirit" is code for "someone else do it because I dont know"
THIS GUY TALKING ABOUT HOLES 😂😂😂😂😂
He built like my lesbian gym teacher
DET def looks like a bouncer at a lesbian bar.
😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
That bit about women have more holes is probably the craziest thing ding dong has said!!!!WTF?????
Happy Sunday !!! Hahah love it
David’s breath made that lady come back from the dead. Thatsrightisaidit
Hahaha! #FreeAssange
@@DavidETaylorComedyChannel DET’s opinions are all lies! He’s fortifying lies! Lol
🤣🤣🤣
Free Assange!!!
its not his breath its Jesus
Moving in the spirit…. How???? Just got back from heaven. Wow
You don't make people mad at you, you make people laugh at you.
Bruh this guy Hass to be on Coke. He is so lit he can’t form words LMFAO. ❄️
Amazing Gwace🐸🤣
David is one of the most feminine men I've ever seen in my life!
I just realized what really makes me laugh about this guy. He is so proud of being a masculine man yet he has such a soft feminine voice LMFAO. 🤣😂🤣😂
His hate for women is terrifying
I think he wants to be one 💯
So he has the tape but doesn’t show it , ok 😂
What a complete fool!!
You did a fantastic job!
Thank you very much!
Thoroughly enjoyed this! Good going!!!
This guy is simply shameful.
Thanks LP. 👍
look at his hairline 😂
@1115asmara I absolutely agree with you!
@@FullFrontalExposurelol
Being "country' has nothing to do with it. He's just a fool 🤣
And you never raised the dead!! And God doesn't like liars!
I'm here for it😭🤣🙌🏾🔥
Raising the dead!!!!!!! Wtf
I know right. That’d be big news if it were true
There's only one person who raised the dead and that's Jesus christ
Gods gonna rock YOU davi evelyn taylor
For someone who doesn’t care about what other people think you sure do spend a lot of time talking about it.
You're talking about David, right?
In April, this peach bought an $8.3 million home in florida. Pretty amazing how people are so desperate to get into heaven they’re willing to ignore and overlook such blatant thievery
I actually understood the jiberish..
Let met translate.
I'm a false profit. I'm so glad that these fools believe me.. lets get that money
Damn. He’s forging again!
The congregation needs to put him in his place.. Especially the Deacons.. I would probably have called him out speaking that way ,, No the correct thing for me to do if visiting would be walk out or wait and call him to the side afterwards.. Doubt I could have stayed that long to hear the devil speak..
I've never seen this footage. Is it recent?
No, I think it was done in 2019 or 2020 right before COVID hit…
It’s getting to harder to find new material since he hasn’t gone live since August, but I somehow manage to find something I haven’t yet seen or used after doing a lot of digging.
@@DavidETaylorComedyChannel new video:
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@@DavidETaylorComedyChannel Thanks.
"Just to be close...... just to be close to you"
The editing at the end took me tf out!!!!!! 💀💀😂😂😂😭
juuust tooo beee cloooseee to fooood!
Large fries and burgerrrrrrrs…
@@DavidETaylorComedyChannel 🚘-casians
Waiting for David to team up with Putin. Or as he would call him, Kim bong Wun. David doesn’t understand geography, he just combines words to mobilize a new country/leader
How do you know David e Taylor is lying? I’ll show you with these fine examples:
1) he’s talking
2) he’s chewing his lip off
3) he’s merely existing
When he says the words "seed" and "holes", I kinda throw up in my mouth a little.
Women have more holes!?!omg that's crazy
GOOD GRIEF!! .Humble? Pitiful! Pathetic! Gangsta??🤣 Built like a warrior???? 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
God always shows him
What's wrong with his pants?
Def Comedy Jam ain't what it used to be 😅
Whatever happened to him as a result of the deposition he gave?
People still give him their money willingly?
Praise Jesus, let’s eat!
EXCELLENT
The constant chewing of the lips tells the whole story. Serious drugs
Methamphetamine sulphate. Was addicted for 30 years. Chew and suck your lips. And yes you also sweat like mad through you're clothes. Facts.
Steve knows davi's lying but he's so brainwashed he cant move
First
He's literally preaching on holes and getting Amens. And noses??
Worst pastor in America
Attacking other preachers, using curse words and degrading woman in a way God did not intend. Absolutely inappropriate reference to the human anatomy. An absolute disgrace to the calling of God.
Couldn’t say it any better. Very scary that people blindly follow his teachings and aren’t allowed to question him
I sweat threw my clothes.
Yo i saw people there in pajamas…….. wtf is going on?!
His hairline made a comeback.
Just to be far from you........
Is his ministry shut down yet? All the current stuff is reruns
@12:01 why does he keep saying hello over and over while smacking his lips?
You can tell a majority of people don't read and study their bibles for themselves; how can people stand to sit under this nonsense. His preaching is even narcissistic.
David says in most his videos that he does not care what other pastors think of him, but the way he always talks about it shows us different. David wants to be the most popular pastor, like Joel Osteen. It’s never going to happen. If anything, he will gain more popularity for the dumb things he says.
He is truly in a MINOR league of his own...
He’s not a pastor.. A wolf in sheep clothing
This is the most ridiculous and insane things I have ever heard. He is so sick. God does not have to punish DET because he knows he has already punished himself and keeps on until he drops.
Ex gangster!!!! Lmfao
How wicked people don't believe God using His men of God. They have no belief in Almighty God.
That is why we're in trouble now and Judgment has come to this Country.
Is Apostle still among us??
Also you should not be praying in tongues out loud the Bible very clear that that is for self edification unless there’s an interpreter but I’m sure you don’t read your Bible much so you would not know that. 1 Corinthians 14
it's OK to pray in tongues but don't talk to the people in tongues . that's what that passage means
Does he wear those bell bottoms to hide his tiny feet😂😂😂
Coked out!
Thanks David for the birds and the bees
Who is his barber?????
I gots ta ax. Cans anyone dun undastamds hims?
This is not normal!!!
I pray he stops this before it's too late
This guy has no shame not in his vocabulary. Lol.
absolute gold, thanks for putting this together!
with his hair he does a brilliant impersonation of a walking pen15..
except that a talking pen15
doesn't tell people that he raises the dead, just by blowing on them,
what a lying sack of putrid 💩.
and truly ugly in thought, word & deed.
These characters have to exist, so that the word of God is fulfilled that in the last days false prophets shall arise, so these guys have to remain until our Lord and Savior returns THEN He will restore all things.
My military biddies don't say frikin so much
The hunchback gangster.
Lol
Looks like pinkys cousin from next Friday
I pray for god to have mercy for this brother. He is confuse!
I love everything that apostle is saying! Amazing words!
Are you serious...Your this deceived brother....smh..This brother is the BIGGEST FALSE PROPHET we've seen in a long time....
Wow really ? What amazed you ?
Sheep
Fool!
Humble?! 🤣🤣🤣
lol
What is this guy talking about this dude is suspect.