Game of Thrones: Greyjoy's Rebellion & Siege of Pyke 289 AC

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  • @alternateaccount1823
    @alternateaccount1823 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3997

    Theon: We Greyjoy's are known for our Archery, Navigation and lovemaking.
    Maester Luwin: . . . And failed rebellions

    • @richardbradley2335
      @richardbradley2335 3 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      Oh burn !......love that line.

    • @TheBooklyBreakdown
      @TheBooklyBreakdown 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Make a meme using that Office template

    • @jinpachibobochan3532
      @jinpachibobochan3532 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Yeah, if one can call 'raping' lovemaking. Well, maybe not Theon and Asha, but the rest of his fam?

    • @wilfredbuddy9185
      @wilfredbuddy9185 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@jinpachibobochan3532 do you always have to be a negative Nancy?

    • @jinpachibobochan3532
      @jinpachibobochan3532 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@wilfredbuddy9185 Ehm, it's more than true since the Greyjoys are the lords of s culture that glorifies murder, robbery, and rape.
      Negative Nancy? Bro, there isn't much positive to say about the Greyjoys.

  • @Cloud43001
    @Cloud43001 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7335

    It took Balon 5 years to make his fleet, but in the shows it took a sprinkle of magic for Euron to make his even larger fleet of 1000 ships. Brilliant!

    • @jeffreysamson5938
      @jeffreysamson5938 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Haha

    • @buunyyhopp
      @buunyyhopp 5 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      You’re comparing Euron with Balon?

    • @angadsingh9314
      @angadsingh9314 5 ปีที่แล้ว +651

      Plus there isn’t much vegetation in the Iron Islands. Where did they get the wood?

    • @jeffreysamson5938
      @jeffreysamson5938 5 ปีที่แล้ว +652

      @@angadsingh9314 d and d believed that the viewers are fools and wouldn't understand and care. That they would believe anything they write. Sadly for d and d not every viewer is a blind fool.

    • @therhun5938
      @therhun5938 5 ปีที่แล้ว +637

      Cute Doggo He got his wood from thinking about the queen

  • @chrisguy98TM
    @chrisguy98TM 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3292

    Jorah: I thought you were the bravest man I'd ever seen when you led the breach on Pyke
    Thoros: Just the drunkest
    LMAO

    • @Louis-ki2pt
      @Louis-ki2pt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +196

      Thoros the goat

    • @Mike-nz2lw
      @Mike-nz2lw 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Targaryen Dynasty you’re actually such a fucking loser

    • @thegreenreaper6660
      @thegreenreaper6660 5 ปีที่แล้ว +145

      "....dont remember, lads told me later... sounds like a pretty good scrap". Bad-ass way of describing one of the most overpowered sieges in Westeros' history

    • @FunGuy-yo5ex
      @FunGuy-yo5ex 4 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      I love how all the boys took part in this battle

    • @mr.salamanca1724
      @mr.salamanca1724 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Thoros just Leeroyed Jenkins Pyke

  • @nemeshh3446
    @nemeshh3446 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4269

    Stannis is that kind of man that is doing all the work but never gets the credits

    • @mysteryjunkie9808
      @mysteryjunkie9808 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      That’s a great way to put in fact him and Jon Arrayan actually ran the Kingdoms while Robert fucked and drunk himself to a early grave.

    • @InfamousB9
      @InfamousB9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@mysteryjunkie9808 😂😂😂👍

    • @ironforged2329
      @ironforged2329 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@InfamousB9 That's a great way tl spell Arryn!

    • @InfamousB9
      @InfamousB9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@ironforged2329 Is this for me or Mystery Junkie

    • @ironforged2329
      @ironforged2329 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@InfamousB9 oh my bad Hahahha

  • @madboy9xx
    @madboy9xx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1000

    This would make such a badass prequel series or even just a film. People would love to see all the characters again.

    • @gfilmer7150
      @gfilmer7150 5 ปีที่แล้ว +143

      And show off how badass Stannis The Mannis is

    • @johnnyskinwalker4095
      @johnnyskinwalker4095 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      all the top knights and warriors in their prime too!

    • @ahmediqbal9869
      @ahmediqbal9869 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      plsssssssss

    • @imdancingforever5215
      @imdancingforever5215 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Every battles and war worth watching for , could make a great movies

    • @ahmediqbal9869
      @ahmediqbal9869 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @lil crispy facts I can't enjoy it the way I used to...

  • @burningphoneix
    @burningphoneix 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3402

    Stannis once again the MVP

    • @Might.B.Housey_
      @Might.B.Housey_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +273

      burningphoneix I'm still salty that they had him fry up his daughter and take away all redeeming qualities he had in the show. The show did his character relatively well up unil that point.

    • @tetrahedron9196
      @tetrahedron9196 5 ปีที่แล้ว +226

      @banu prakash Read the books, that whole sequence is pure laziness on the part of the show runners.They needed a season "bad guy".

    • @jali1
      @jali1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      banu prakash Stannis is an amazing character in the books.

    • @oibardicfury9333
      @oibardicfury9333 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@tetrahedron9196 GRRM confirmed he is planning on having Stannis burn Shireen in the books too. That season they built Stannis as a new hero before "subverting expectations" by having him heel turn and burn his daughter, after making it seem the whole season that he wasn't going to.

    • @tetrahedron9196
      @tetrahedron9196 5 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      @@oibardicfury9333 That's not only wrong, but in the current scenario of the books impossible in the way the show portrays it. **Spoiler warning for those who have not read Book 3 and the Theon preview Chapter.
      Stannis in his current state is surrounded inclement weather and preparing to face the Bolton army. He is near Winterfell and not even with Shireen. The logical, capable commander that he is left his family as well as Mellisandre at the Wall (because they are non-combatants) when he departed to fight the Boltons. Furthermore when the fanatical portions of his army are burning unbelievers on their way to confront the Boltons Stannis bans them from doing so and says: "Half my army is made up of unbelievers. I will have no burnings. Pray harder."
      It is possible that Melissandre at the wall could commit the attrocity with his wife who is devoted to her, but please do not deceive people in saying that Stannis will commit the act when as any book reader knows that he has no ability to do so before fighting the Boltons. Now let's exmamine his intent, this quote about his feelings towards Ramsey Bolton should indicate to you how nessecary he might feel any sacrifice particularly of his daughter for the sake of winning the battle.
      (Speaking to a captured Theon)
      "I defeated your uncle Victarion and his Iron Fleet off Fair Isle, the first time your father crowned himself. I held Storm's End against the power of the Reach for a year, and took Dragonstone from the Targaryens. I smashed Mance Rayder at the Wall, though he had twenty times my numbers. Tell me, turncloak, what battles has the Bastard of Bolton ever won that I should fear him?"

  • @RichardHorpe
    @RichardHorpe 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4423

    "I defeated your uncle Victarion and his Iron Fleet off Fair Isle, the first time your father crowned himself. I held Storm's End against the power of the Reach for a year, and took Dragonstone from the Targaryens. I smashed Mance Rayder at the Wall, though he had twenty times my numbers. Tell me, turncloak, what battles has the Bastard of Bolton ever won that I should fear him?"

    • @superguy911
      @superguy911 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1056

      The battle for theons manhood, 100% casualty rate for theon's side

    • @Sodapoppish
      @Sodapoppish 6 ปีที่แล้ว +511

      it might be plot armor war or maybe its the war of 20 good men

    • @ilovemakingcatgirlscry7574
      @ilovemakingcatgirlscry7574 6 ปีที่แล้ว +588

      He clearly has yet to see Ramsey's 20 good men

    • @michaelrocha7159
      @michaelrocha7159 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Hes not dead, yet

    • @RenegadeVile
      @RenegadeVile 5 ปีที่แล้ว +327

      He needs no battles, he has Twenty of house Goodmen.

  • @Auriono
    @Auriono 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1515

    5:30 "While Tywin kind of forgot about the Iron Fleet and Euron's forces, they certainly haven't forgotten about him."

    • @khirulaminur
      @khirulaminur 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Well daenerys forgot about it

    • @Gwildor2020
      @Gwildor2020 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Touche!

    • @ethan9409
      @ethan9409 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Lol

    • @laddeedaa8610
      @laddeedaa8610 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      khirul aminur That was probably one of the dumbest justifications in any sort of behind the scenes features. It was just no longer a nuanced show with complex histories that have perpetual influence over what’s currently going on and consequence-laden political intrigue.

    • @perun3706
      @perun3706 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      "he was first through the breach during the siege of Spyke, slaughtering 50 men with his flaming sword"

  • @Sam-gq8ze
    @Sam-gq8ze 2 ปีที่แล้ว +520

    Just imagine all the best warriors fighting in the same side in the same battle, Thoros of Myr, Jamie Lannister, Jorah Mormond, Baristan Selmy, Stannis Baratheon, Beric Dondarrion and many more…

    • @princeofthedragon3029
      @princeofthedragon3029 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      Imagine them being led by Robert and Ned!!! Nice pfp tho

    • @GeneralGrievousCIS
      @GeneralGrievousCIS ปีที่แล้ว +110

      Yep, if I recall Tywin also showed up for the storming of the Iron Isles and he brought The Mountain.
      Greyjoys were so screwed, lol

    • @YOGAPRATAMA-yt6ps
      @YOGAPRATAMA-yt6ps 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      The war of ninepenny kings was also full of the best warriors and lords at the time.. all great houses took part in the war lannister, stark, hightower, baratheon, dornish lords even lord quellon himself sends hundred ships.

    • @boarfaceswinejaw4516
      @boarfaceswinejaw4516 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Dorne may have a lot of plot armor, but the fact that the ironborn still exist is plot armor all within itself.

    • @cautarepvp2079
      @cautarepvp2079 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@GeneralGrievousCIS idk why would they try to attack and rebel against the crown, So we had Robert (fresh and still in his prime) his relentless brother Stannis, Arryn of the vale, starks from the north, the lannisters lol 😂 the greyjoys were really stupid

  • @SteelChains
    @SteelChains 5 ปีที่แล้ว +462

    ''Robert Baratheon was dying of boardom.''
    FTFY.

  • @TheGreekDream43
    @TheGreekDream43 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1845

    Damn man Stannis his whole life was a bad ass journey so unfair that he didn’t became king

    • @herbthompson8937
      @herbthompson8937 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      His life will end in glory leading the battle against the Others

    • @ulrichleukam1068
      @ulrichleukam1068 3 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      I liked Stannis theme song in GoT, he was a righteous man mislead by a witch.
      Stannis
      - Lead by example
      -Great servant of his brother: The king Robert Baratheon
      - was a faithful husband and even confessed to his wife after being unfaithful
      - loved his child
      - loved his wife even though she did not provide an heir
      - Was at the forefront at war
      - Listened to the counselor (atleast until he was brain washed)
      - prioritise saving humanity against the Others/Zombies instead of focussing on the thron
      He could have been a great King, provided he broke ties with the Witch and was selfconfident .... and Eddard Stark knew it.

    • @mysteryjunkie9808
      @mysteryjunkie9808 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@ulrichleukam1068 he was the King who cared

    • @MrNonejm
      @MrNonejm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      well in the books the case is still open. Who knows...

    • @ayberkbilgin9677
      @ayberkbilgin9677 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@ulrichleukam1068 he did not go to the north to slay undead and save humanity. I mean he helped to nights watch but it was not the main reason to go to the wall. His plan was to convice Jon to leave the nights watch and becoming the warden of the north, which Jon had a claim. Therefore he can have more support to his claim as a King and gain support of the north and then the Riverlands which was his next goal. However Jon refused it. Second option is making Rickon warden of the north, if he could find him. He surely will win against the Boltons and then the Freys.

  • @Asklepios27
    @Asklepios27 6 ปีที่แล้ว +977

    Our boi Stannis making us proud as always

    • @Louis-ki2pt
      @Louis-ki2pt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      Stannis the mannis

    • @jaypee6690
      @jaypee6690 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      tormund: and yet he was just killed by the big woman..

    • @PaintSlinger99
      @PaintSlinger99 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Shouldnt have burned his daughter and he'd be legit

    • @imadeyoureadthis.9743
      @imadeyoureadthis.9743 5 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      ​@@PaintSlinger99 probably talking about Book Stannis, who never burned his daughter alive and readers are confident he will stomp the Boltons.

    • @toddharig8142
      @toddharig8142 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @Vid Caf gtfo

  • @kurtcobain3426
    @kurtcobain3426 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2486

    "We were outnumbered ten to one" "A stupid rebellion then"

    • @simohayha6031
      @simohayha6031 6 ปีที่แล้ว +396

      He should have used the fleet wisely. Being an island nation one can afford being outnumbered ten to one as long as the fleet can hold. Look at Britain during the Napoleonic Wars.

    • @lt3746
      @lt3746 6 ปีที่แล้ว +163

      @@simohayha6031 I think its a bit of an insult to the brits to compare Victarion to Horatio Nelson

    • @gustavobernalcastillo7967
      @gustavobernalcastillo7967 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@lt3746 he has apoint tho... it worked for a reason

    • @raulpetrascu2696
      @raulpetrascu2696 5 ปีที่แล้ว +252

      Words of House Greyjoy:
      "We do not think"
      "We do not plan"

    • @joemarrs897
      @joemarrs897 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      bro ha I think he’s talking more local. The French could have made a move on the islands before any Indian soldiers could have made it there, but couldn’t because of their superior fleet.

  • @kingofdaplayazball5817
    @kingofdaplayazball5817 6 ปีที่แล้ว +794

    Balon Greyjoy: "You may take my head, but you cannot name me a traitor. No Greyjoy ever swore fealty to a Baratheon."
    Robert Baratheon: "You'll swear one now or lose that stubborn head of yours."
    And so Balon bent the knee, and was allowed to live, after giving up his last surviving son as a hostage to his loyalty.

    • @bobartbones7957
      @bobartbones7957 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @LagiNaLangAko23 expect for when your fighting Dany

    • @x999uuu1
      @x999uuu1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      huge mistake imo.
      Rebels have been killed and dispossessed of their lands in the past in this world. Why not Balon, his brothers and his house?

    • @dv9239
      @dv9239 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      If Balon stuck to his Father's principles and declare himself king of iron islands Robert wouldn't even care all this happened coz they attacked Lannisport

    • @masterplokoon8803
      @masterplokoon8803 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@dv9239 Robert loved to fight and Balon proclaiming himself king would have been the perfect excuse for using his warhammer again.

    • @anthonymason4999
      @anthonymason4999 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      What’s dead cannot die…my ass

  • @josephleonard6695
    @josephleonard6695 5 ปีที่แล้ว +830

    Robert Baratheon was dying of BOAR-dom
    such foreshadowing...

  • @KingsandGenerals
    @KingsandGenerals 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3764

    A surprise, to be sure, but a welcome one. :-)

    • @Elcrisso1
      @Elcrisso1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      When’s the battle for the Republic video coming out, that’s the question

    • @thomashaines3182
      @thomashaines3182 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Kings and Generals wrong fictional world :c

    • @HuesingProductions
      @HuesingProductions 6 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Brace yourselves, prequelmemes are coming

    • @taknoid5218
      @taknoid5218 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Forshadowing?

    • @emperorbartu2414
      @emperorbartu2414 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Kings and Generals no he didn't

  • @RKNGL
    @RKNGL 6 ปีที่แล้ว +240

    Rodrick Greyjoy: He Guys you know that one fort? The one that was literally built to be impregnable from the sea. What's that called again?
    Sailor: Do you mean Seaguard, Sir?
    Rodrick: Don't worry the name is just there to throw you off, were gonna navally invade that shit.

  • @AnonymousAnonymous-ir4ko
    @AnonymousAnonymous-ir4ko 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1736

    'He perceived the rule of Robert Baratheon to be weak and lacking the support of the many noble houses of Westeros'
    What?
    8 Great Houses. He is the head of House Baratheon. He's married into House Lannister. His best friend is ruling House Stark. Best friend's wife's family is from House Tully's main branch. His hand of the King and father figure is the head of House Arryn, plus he is also married to best friend wife's sister making the Riverlands alliance even stronger.
    So that's 5/8 main houses supporting him completely, and Greyjoy's are one of those three remaining. So that only leaves the Tyrell's and Martell's, the Tyrell's who do whatever they can to be on the winning side, so they would also be on Robert's side. The Martell's aren't stupid, they would probably stay out of it unless they have to join and they would join the Crown.
    Balon is a bloody fool.

    • @niccolorichter1488
      @niccolorichter1488 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      And where are Martels ?

    • @AnonymousAnonymous-ir4ko
      @AnonymousAnonymous-ir4ko 5 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      @@niccolorichter1488 Damn, I forgot Dorne, cause it's the seven kingdoms but there's nine regions. I must edit that, anyway, they would probably join the the crown too considering every other house would.

    • @riverdaletales8457
      @riverdaletales8457 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@AnonymousAnonymous-ir4ko no there's only 7 main regions in westores , the north, Riverlands, stormsend , dorne , the Western lands ,the reach ,and the iron islands. All except the iron islands were with the crown .

    • @niccolorichter1488
      @niccolorichter1488 5 ปีที่แล้ว +150

      @@riverdaletales8457 No there's Nine regions : The North( ruled by House Stark ),Riverlands( ruled by House Tully ) , Vale of Arryn (logically ruled by House Arryn ) ( Crownlands ( ruled directly by the Iron Throne, first House Targaryen and, after Robert's Rebellion, House Baratheon), Stormlads (ruled by House Baratheon ),Dorne ( Ruled by House Nymeros Martell) Reach ( ruled by house Tyrell) , westerlands ( ruled by House Lannister ) and Iron Island ( ruled by house House Greyjoy ).

    • @riverdaletales8457
      @riverdaletales8457 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@niccolorichter1488 no, the crown lands doesn't count , that's why it's called a "knight of the seven kingdoms"

  • @TJ-fe7rr
    @TJ-fe7rr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +347

    Jamie Lannister killing people left right and center
    Euron greyjoy: it was like a dance....

    • @johnnyskinwalker4095
      @johnnyskinwalker4095 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yea but here they did not mention the Lannisters being at the Iron Islands

    • @andreserra4094
      @andreserra4094 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Johnny Skinwalker Jaime as a Kingsguard would have been in Pyke during the rebellion fighting for the Crown along with the other kingsguards.

    • @johnnyskinwalker4095
      @johnnyskinwalker4095 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@andreserra4094 dumb me, I completely forgot about the Kingsguard! lol I can just imagine how scary it must have been seeing prime Robert with Selme and Jaime coming at them.

    • @andreserra4094
      @andreserra4094 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Johnny Skinwalker It happens sometimes ;).
      I guess we can say (inhales D&D): You kinda forgot about the Kingsguard XD

    • @johnnyskinwalker4095
      @johnnyskinwalker4095 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@andreserra4094 😂 👍

  • @gfilmer7150
    @gfilmer7150 5 ปีที่แล้ว +267

    I pledge my undying fielty to Stannis Baratheon, never to take up arms against him or his heirs. Also pledging my army and banner to his ranks.

    • @mysteryjunkie9808
      @mysteryjunkie9808 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      If I lived in their world during the War of the 5 Kings he’s the guy I would get behind honestly

    • @gfilmer7150
      @gfilmer7150 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@mysteryjunkie9808 He and Robb Stark are the best of the five candidates.

    • @andrewmcgill9544
      @andrewmcgill9544 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Robb is a usurper

    • @gfilmer7150
      @gfilmer7150 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@andrewmcgill9544 I mean yes… but he’s doing it for self serving reasons. He has legitimate issues with The Iron Throne.

    • @x999uuu1
      @x999uuu1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@andrewmcgill9544 and so was Robert, stannis, and everyone else who followed him

  • @anarquia201
    @anarquia201 6 ปีที่แล้ว +507

    I like this guy Eddar Stark tottaly a real bro
    Surely everything will go well for him

    • @hateoverlove1
      @hateoverlove1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      yeah except he dies

    • @AshleySef08
      @AshleySef08 6 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      whoosh

    • @nottoday3817
      @nottoday3817 6 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Well, don't lose your head for him

    • @GabiN64
      @GabiN64 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He actually had an ok and interesting life relatively speaking.

    • @anarquia201
      @anarquia201 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      napolien 1 i also thought that but someone up didn't get the joke

  • @Liveforgamingman
    @Liveforgamingman 6 ปีที่แล้ว +583

    I really never got why Balon would think that Roberts rule was so weak that he would not get the support to end his rebellion. The North, Vale and Riverlands supported his rebellion, he was married to Cersei so the support of the Westerlands was also certain and his brother ruled the Stormlands. Balon's chances were zero from the start.

    • @SantomPh
      @SantomPh 6 ปีที่แล้ว +177

      Stoner Puppy the ironborn are the dumbest of the 7 kingdoms, plus previous kings were afraid of them- Dagon Greyjoy rather enjoyed tormenting the mainland as King Aenys Targaryen did little

    • @akrybion
      @akrybion 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Stoner Puppy might be he was also influenced by visions (maybe from the Drowned God, maybe from someone else, maybe even Euron. He's far more scary in the books).

    • @Liveforgamingman
      @Liveforgamingman 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      P K Yeah maybe Euron thought Robert would execute Balon and that he would be appointed as ruler afterwards. But still that was before Euron traveled the world and got to know all the mystical stuff. So how would he have known, at that time, to influence his brother like that? I really like those Euron theories, I have a feeling he might be even more dangerous than we think.

    • @akrybion
      @akrybion 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Stoner Puppy True enough. While you are right that he probably didn't have the power back than he certainly was sick enough.
      But without someone influencing Balon his rebellion does seem very stupid and Martin usually makes everything so believable. Than again, there were more stupid acts in actual history, so what gives?

    • @SantomPh
      @SantomPh 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      it wouldn't be the first time the rulers of the Iron Islands did something stupid.

  • @leonpaelinck
    @leonpaelinck 2 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    I love how Stannis wins the war but Robert makes sure he gets all the glory

  • @phrophetsamgames
    @phrophetsamgames 4 ปีที่แล้ว +180

    It’s worth noting that the Ironborn lost the war when Stannis defeated the Iron Fleet at Fair Isle. The invasion wasn’t that necessary and was only feasible because of Stannis.
    This is why Stannis felt cheated when Robert and Ned got more glory, and got ignored (even though his advice to kill Balon was pretty much correct).

    • @ВелиалВинчестер
      @ВелиалВинчестер ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Robert Baratheon is a stupid sack of crap. He never appreciated Stannis

    • @shin29534
      @shin29534 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      And d&d thought that ramsay bolton with 20 men could sneak up to stannis's camp undetected lol💀

    • @stefanoraffo5096
      @stefanoraffo5096 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      A lot of people speculate that Robert let Baylon live because he wanted another battle like this.

  • @iustitiamerchantxiv5872
    @iustitiamerchantxiv5872 2 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    I always forget Stannis is younger than Robert. Perhaps this is because every time I think of him the image of the actor who played him in the TV series pops up in my head. He looks older than the one who portrayed Robert in the shows.

    • @Regularguy220
      @Regularguy220 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I think he's older by about a decade. Honestly fits, seeing how he the unappreciated younger brother who matured and aged faster than either Robert or Renly (which ends up tying into the fact he's the only one of the 3 to actually be going bald)

    • @gooby214
      @gooby214 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@Regularguy220 Stannis is one year younger than Robert, dude. That's a fact. Stop making things up with your "I think" nonsense. Stannis has middle brother syndrome.

    • @MrBalzJohnson
      @MrBalzJohnson 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@gooby214he’s talking about the actors

    • @SamBrickell
      @SamBrickell 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      @@gooby214 He's talking about the actor Stephen Dillane who was 54 at the beginning of Game of Thrones compared with Mark Addy who was 47 at the beginning of Game of Thrones.
      But he's saying it was still "good casting" because Stephen's older appearance actually fit with the character Stannis being more mature than Robert.

  • @OfficialRedTeamReview
    @OfficialRedTeamReview 6 ปีที่แล้ว +855

    I love that you do these. Great video as always!

  • @jamesbedwell8935
    @jamesbedwell8935 6 ปีที่แล้ว +796

    I showed this to my friend and he thought it was real

    • @ComradeHellas
      @ComradeHellas 6 ปีที่แล้ว +180

      must be an american

    • @jamesbedwell8935
      @jamesbedwell8935 6 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      He was Italian

    • @ComradeHellas
      @ComradeHellas 6 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      must have a really low IQ

    • @htoodoh5770
      @htoodoh5770 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Comrade Hellas LOL

    • @khalilelfak8955
      @khalilelfak8955 6 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      For life's Bleachable moments , I wonder what he thought when he heard:" The first to enter the breach was Thoros of Myr with his flaming sword." Lol

  • @toonbat
    @toonbat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    This episode could have been titled "When Christmas Came Early For Robert Baratheon."

  • @Kopfschuss87
    @Kopfschuss87 5 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    No man has ever died from bending his knee. He who kneels may rise again, blade in hand. He who will not kneel stays dead, stiff legs and all.

    • @mysteryjunkie9808
      @mysteryjunkie9808 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      “They will bow the knee or I’ll destroy them”- Stannis Baratheon

    • @ZuZu66667
      @ZuZu66667 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That’s why I never understood of this stupid bending knee. A man can impose his superiority in a more effective and d subtle ways and not in a traditional cartoonish manner

  • @scrimherolex1496
    @scrimherolex1496 5 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    Imagen thoros running in the castle with his burning sword and completely drunk 😹😹😹😹👍👍👍👍

    • @dr.s6114
      @dr.s6114 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      In times of global warming a regular sword has to do! ☝🏼
      Flaming swords cause too much CO2!

    • @toddharig8142
      @toddharig8142 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@dr.s6114 Those are just lies propagated by the iron bankers, night's watch cucks and the bravosi merchants, damn SJWs are even talking about white walkers now, lol snowflakes.

    • @johnnyskinwalker4095
      @johnnyskinwalker4095 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      he was Robert Baratheon's drinking buddy

  • @JavierHERNANDEZ-ko6ft
    @JavierHERNANDEZ-ko6ft 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1679

    I remember this the greyjoys are fools.

  • @HistoryTime
    @HistoryTime 6 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    Absolutely awesome.

    • @tomurg
      @tomurg 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Look who it is! Are you interested in “multiversal”/“secondary world” history as well?

    • @HistoryTime
      @HistoryTime 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yes :) I'd love to tackle some Tolkien a bit further down the line.

    • @tomurg
      @tomurg 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      History Time I could have guessed you like that to since I regard your videos as lore from our own universe or “primary world”. You should watch Men of the West. They are all about the LOTR lore. TheExploringSeries also have some good vids about it and other multiverses. 😁

    • @HistoryTime
      @HistoryTime 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I enjoy both of these channels :D

  • @KingSlade7
    @KingSlade7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +174

    10:05 Thoros Of Myr:LEEROOOOOOY JENKIIINSSS

  • @AtticusAmericanus
    @AtticusAmericanus 6 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Balon's mistake was assuming Westeros was as devastated and divided as it was during the Dance of Dragons (my theory). His ancestor, Dalton Greyjoy the Red Kraken, pretty much had free reign over the sunset sea for years after the Dance was over. It look Lady Johanna Lannister years to force them off Fair Isle and the Westerlands.

  • @Thrallpwn
    @Thrallpwn 6 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Love the historical battles, but I specially LOVE LOVE LOVE these fantasy battles. They've been amazing so far! Keep up the good work, Baz!

  • @BazBattles
    @BazBattles  6 ปีที่แล้ว +1645

    So, an April Fool's episode. Better late than never.

    • @sebasnow100
      @sebasnow100 6 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      hows it an April fools episode?

    • @swe9139
      @swe9139 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      BazBattles please the battle of lützen

    • @borntodie297
      @borntodie297 6 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      Once you run out of actual battles, i'm sure no one will object if you do more of these ;D

    • @massimovianello1621
      @massimovianello1621 6 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      You should make more fictional battles, they're really interesting

    • @DickyBrick
      @DickyBrick 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Could you do a video on the aldmeri invasion of the imperial empire please?

  • @LittleFingerVideoEditor
    @LittleFingerVideoEditor 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1089

    Aegon's conquest should be your next GoT video! :D

    • @MrMiibez
      @MrMiibez 6 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      Or War of the five kings. Either way, im in.

    • @slavkocupic843
      @slavkocupic843 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Aegons conquest was already covered look for Alt Shift X for example.War of the Five kings should be priority if he does GOT again.

    • @Kunumbah1
      @Kunumbah1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      No he should do the 1st or the 3rd Blackfyre rebellion.

    • @kriseriksen7706
      @kriseriksen7706 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I'm down for the Dance of Dragons. It has more juicy intrigue than the blackfyre rebellions.

    • @Kunumbah1
      @Kunumbah1 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Krister Eriksen But What Battle would they do in the Dance of the dragons?

  • @mscrumps9356
    @mscrumps9356 6 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    Some insider info for y'all. The narrator for this was sick as hell when he did this one but he knows how much you guys love this so powered it out

    • @amandasuttner3952
      @amandasuttner3952 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      He sounded gruffer than usual. Tips hat for the dedication

    • @Zephyronian
      @Zephyronian 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The narrator ain't Baz himself. He hired him a long time ago as his english wasn't as easily understood by some people. Check his old videos to hear Baz's voice.

    • @FirefoxisredExplorerisblueGoog
      @FirefoxisredExplorerisblueGoog 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      And he even sang us a song! What a champ.

  • @BVBrocks927
    @BVBrocks927 6 ปีที่แล้ว +324

    took Balon five years to raise a decently big fleet. Took Euron like 5 days to make an even bigger fleet even though half his ships were taken. The show has some shitty plot writing

    • @Carlos-ln8fd
      @Carlos-ln8fd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      It was several months but the show just skipped a lot of time because of budget reasons. It takes months just to sail from the Iron Islands to Essos or King's Landing so it's implied that it took way longer than a few days.

    • @ahmediqbal9869
      @ahmediqbal9869 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      its cuz they got past the books. got is only good cuz of the books, not the showrunners. once they got past the books, the show went to shit

    • @shanemarz6742
      @shanemarz6742 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Do u people know it's a fantasy tv series. Like it's a fantasy and the show isn't real yeah. ? Did yous know by any chance

    • @killmeplease3001
      @killmeplease3001 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@shanemarz6742 still has to make sense within the lore. Euron creating a giant fleet in days does not make sense

    • @shanemarz6742
      @shanemarz6742 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@killmeplease3001 omg it's a tv series. There's dragons and magic in this show. So what makes u think they can't build a fleet in a few days. U really think way to deep. Maybe this show isn't for U. Maybe go watch some animal planet or science documentarys. That's all true pretty much. U will be more suited with your one sided brain.

  • @lukaslambs5780
    @lukaslambs5780 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    An underrated merciful action of Robert was not killing Balon. He VERY easily could have killed him and nobody (except for maybe Ned) would have cared.

    • @TheStapleGunKid
      @TheStapleGunKid ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I don't think Ned would have cared. The Starks accept death as a legitimate punishment for treason as much as everyone else Letting Balon live was a terrible idea. There was no benefit from it whatsoever.

    • @ВелиалВинчестер
      @ВелиалВинчестер ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Letting Balon live was a stupid decision by stupid Robert.

  • @sipahihan1
    @sipahihan1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    Woaww tnx for thie video
    --One True King Stannis

  • @charlesr1189
    @charlesr1189 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    0:56 For a second, I thought BB was going to stand for "Bobby Baratheon". Even so, I was not disappointed. Great video!

  • @vladtheimpaler9577
    @vladtheimpaler9577 6 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    During the attack on Lannisport, Victarion did lead the forces on the front lines but it was Euron who thought out the plan of attack which lead to their victory.

  • @Divine_Chareka
    @Divine_Chareka 4 ปีที่แล้ว +342

    Wow --- Robert Baratheon, Eddard Stark, Stannis Baratheon, Baristan Selmy, Jorah Mormont at once.
    I can surrender b4 they even think of attacking 😂😂

    • @stevemc01
      @stevemc01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@tachy1801 Lol take my white flag. I don't even wanna fight.

    • @lawrence3861
      @lawrence3861 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      and Thoros..never forget Thoros

    • @cyberghost854
      @cyberghost854 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      The Expendables - Westeros Edition

    • @christianvennemann9008
      @christianvennemann9008 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      OMG, we need miniseries about this, Robert's Rebellion, and Aegon's Conquest. Just keep D & D away, and they'll all be amazing.

    • @emmanueljoshuad.parreno22
      @emmanueljoshuad.parreno22 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Also Jaime

  • @Blalack77
    @Blalack77 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    One of the things that stood out the most to me with Game of Thrones was when Tywin melted down Ned's great sword. With Scottish ancestry, I've always felt a strong kinship with any "Men of the North" type people and that just kind of churned my stomach to see that.

    • @gerardjagroo
      @gerardjagroo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      After Ser Arthur Dayne was killed, Ned Stark could have kept his legendary sword Dawn for himself but instead he travelled to Starfall and returned it.
      The Lannisters are really jumped up thieves. Look up Lann the Clever the founder of House Lannister and how he stole Casterly Rock from the Casterlys

    • @eldenlord5938
      @eldenlord5938 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It killed my soul as well watching that scene.

    • @florianbarkowski6856
      @florianbarkowski6856 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Would have been a sight to behold watching ned swing that sword at pyke.

    • @thispersonwriting1889
      @thispersonwriting1889 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      He made lesser swords for lesser men.

  • @Hubal1830
    @Hubal1830 6 ปีที่แล้ว +201

    Stannis! STANNIS! STAAANIIIS!

  • @xxxayush
    @xxxayush 6 ปีที่แล้ว +197

    RR Martin wrote it so well that it look real

  • @atomz19
    @atomz19 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    9:20 Chad homies back then
    _"Yo, Eddie we raiding ironborns wanna join"_
    _"Ya sure, I'm in"_

  • @TheSascatch
    @TheSascatch 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    “Fook oaths, and fook kneeling.” -Jon “SmallJon” Umber, Lord of Last Hearth

    • @TJ-fe7rr
      @TJ-fe7rr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "A boy, nice and young.... the way karstark likes em!" Hahahaha that had me laughing

  • @ContraIV
    @ContraIV 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    So it really is awesome how thorros and jorrah both stormed the castle first. I remember hearing that in one of he episodes and I’m glad it was mentioned here

  • @SirFroge
    @SirFroge 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1386

    finally some more ASOIAF
    how about some Lord of the Rings type videos?

    • @bluehelmi1672
      @bluehelmi1672 6 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      People, like this man so his wonderful idea is noticed.

    • @fortnitenostalgia5707
      @fortnitenostalgia5707 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Minas Tirith!

    • @12coudak000
      @12coudak000 6 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Some battle from Silmarillion would be great!

    • @92bagder
      @92bagder 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      there is no shortage of battles in Lord of the Rings, movies aside just look in the Silmarillion and Unfinished Tales

    • @darking30
      @darking30 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Theres a lot of battles on the lotrs and silmarillion has more, thats true, but they arent very detailed, i think the most detailed one is the pelennor field battle in return of the king and the 5 armies battle, the silmarillion battles dosent have good tactical descriptions

  • @a-mei-zing2951
    @a-mei-zing2951 6 ปีที่แล้ว +416

    Robert Baratheon was dying of boardome.

    • @macarotto
      @macarotto 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @Elnaroth
      @Elnaroth 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      you cant have...

    • @ChiriKain
      @ChiriKain 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      too soon.

    • @DOMDZ90911
      @DOMDZ90911 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      You can show yourself out.

    • @luissuperstar1
      @luissuperstar1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      A-MEI-ZING more wine your grace?

  • @A7XKoRnRocks1
    @A7XKoRnRocks1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Man I wish they do make a season on this, I want to see Thoros of Myr lighting his flaming sword and breaching the castle with Jorah Mormont.

  • @MMadesen
    @MMadesen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    0:08 Robert Baratheon dies of Boardom, now thats some foreshadowing

  • @Malthael464
    @Malthael464 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Dude when "Journey to Rome" started the nostalgia kicked in, took me way back to playing Rome: Total war years ago. Dear lord please make more of these GoT's videos.

  • @armagedon3on3
    @armagedon3on3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Mad respect for showing the lonely light way out in the ocean. Everyone loves to forget about them

  • @lister2147
    @lister2147 6 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    I don't think many people would be angry if you continued this series ;)

  • @tiaanengelbrecht9378
    @tiaanengelbrecht9378 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I love these Game of Thrones/ASOIAF battle videos that you do. If you're gonna do more, I'd really love to see Field of Fire, or some of the Blackfyre rebellions or Dance of the Dragons battles.

  • @dragoon001914
    @dragoon001914 6 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Robert had a solid alliance with four of the great houses in addition to controlling the Stormlands and Crownlands. That Balon thought his rule was weak just shows how incompetent Balon was.

    • @Dell-ol6hb
      @Dell-ol6hb ปีที่แล้ว

      yea he was truly a dumbass, also he somehow thought that the kingdoms closest to him wouldn't also immediately support Robert because they obviously fucking hate the Ironborn and wouldn't want them to be independent just constantly raiding them

    • @vikingcathq
      @vikingcathq ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes Balon is an allegory for stupid people who cling to dying impractical traditions and don't accept reality.

    • @b_de_silva
      @b_de_silva 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      6 years too late but, balon was thinking of the bannermen of the great houses, he always knew that the starks, tullys, Lannister, arryn and baratheons would support Robert, he was think that robert wouldn't get support from houses like the brackens, frey, brax, westerlings, royce, waynwood, caron and dondarion, houses sworn to the great houses that had nothing to gain from this war, he was wrong of course but only in hindsight, House tully for example can raise less men than the Freys, Brackens and Blackwoods, hell House hightower is actually way stronger than house tyrell, the great houses are only powerful as long their bannermen follow them, in this case they did but it wasn't unreasonable for Balon to gamble on them not following robert

  • @marstonclarke8503
    @marstonclarke8503 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    just happened to come across this.....full smiles all the way through.....this was very well done.

  • @bertkarlsson1605
    @bertkarlsson1605 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    FINALLY continuing this series, great work once again!

  • @tancreddehauteville9983
    @tancreddehauteville9983 6 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    When you're addicted to GoT and you've been watching non-stop and realise King and Generals has uploaded more than you.

    • @tancreddehauteville9983
      @tancreddehauteville9983 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Niccolo Richter not King Tancred, Prince Tancred of Antioch!

    • @niccolorichter1488
      @niccolorichter1488 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tancreddehauteville9983 Oh sorry you are Tancred which was Italo-Norman leader of the First Crusade who later became Prince of Galilee and regent of the Principality of Antioch(you're wrong that he was the prince of Antioch).

    • @tancreddehauteville9983
      @tancreddehauteville9983 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Niccolo Richter I’m not wrong he ruled for Bohemond’s heir Bohemond II and even crowned himself Grand Emir, which indicates his power

  • @rawlespringer3917
    @rawlespringer3917 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    dude your channel is like a netflix binge...where have you been all my life?

  • @nufvcosta
    @nufvcosta 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Can't wait for this channel to try and explain the eXcElLeNt tAcTiCS employed in the war vs the white walkers :3

  • @spankey88
    @spankey88 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Amazing job man. This makes me want to play some type of risk style game on a Westeros map

  • @HOTDNews
    @HOTDNews 6 ปีที่แล้ว +208

    Yes game of thrones

    • @latvianman3433
      @latvianman3433 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      This video made me think that the Ironborn could keep their "old way" and also avoid being wrecked by the 7 kingdoms. All they have to do is become seafaring mercenaries. They can fight on behalf of the free cities in the narrow sea to attack the shipping of their enemies or raid their shores. They could even do the same for the Iron Throne. I wonder why they never thought about doing that. Probably because they're not real I guess.

    • @No1important88
      @No1important88 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Latvian Man they’re real to me! 😔 also, I’m Lithuanian

  • @KeeperCharlie
    @KeeperCharlie 6 ปีที่แล้ว +220

    My friend keep asking me why I like Stannis. This is one of them : he is actual commander with actual skill and brain, not some mary sue with cgi dragons. Honestly when was the last time Daenerys had to use his OWN ability to solve a problem instead of "burn them all *que the epic music*"

    • @dot818
      @dot818 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Man ... you can't blame Daenerys for being a Mary Sue and also blame her for not using her own abilities to solve problems. The feature of a Mary Sue IS her ability to solve everything on her own.

    • @ChevyChase301
      @ChevyChase301 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Charlie Suh I don’t think being sold, raped, captured, defeated, and tricked by Jaime makes her a Mary Sue.

    • @jahavan8552
      @jahavan8552 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Charlie Suh in my book stannis is the best military commander in westeros

    • @SantomPh
      @SantomPh 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Daenerys is no Mary Sue, she is one of the main characters. And using dragons is one of her OWN abilities. She has Grey Worm, Daario and Barristan Selmy to handle military affairs (plus Meereneese who are absent in the show).
      If you can't handle fantasy, go read something simpler. I'd suggest the Peter and Jane books.

    • @subutaynoyan5372
      @subutaynoyan5372 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Well, she did come up with the battleplan to take Meereen, in the books. Every character had been ruined in the show.
      Besides, she's a child. Not a seasoned commander who had been trained in the ways of war.

  • @sincitysinner9239
    @sincitysinner9239 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This was a really well done video!! I really enjoyed this, and they say the whole video was produced is extremely impressive. Instead of just looking like yet another Game of Thrones TH-cam video, this video looked like it was made by the show runners as a DVD extra feature. I love how you narrated every part of the Greyjoy rebellion, and the visuals were just as impressive. The animation when it showed the small council meeting when the message was delivered to Pycelle,then Robert got up and walked to the window was cool. Also the animation of Victarion and the iron fleet being trapped in a pincer between Stannis' and Paxter Redwynes' fleets was really cool also. I'm definitely leaving a like on this video and am subbing to the channel to check out more of your content.

  • @WaaDoku
    @WaaDoku 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I just found out about your channel because I was rewatching a lot of Game of Thrones stuff. Your high quality videos are really interesting to watch. Very educational and the animations and sound design are just brilliant! And I just saw that you make videos about non-fictional stuff as well! Really took a while to get why you call this an April Fool's episode haha
    Anyway, you make amazing content! Here before 10 million subscribers.

  • @gideononyema130
    @gideononyema130 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Bro you know that the war is over before its even begun when King Robert starts smiling.

  • @jackbelmont4389
    @jackbelmont4389 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "The greyjoys are rebelling
    Robert baratheon: "oh no that's terrible"
    In his head: "FINALLY SOME ACTION"

  • @SekushiiYajyuu
    @SekushiiYajyuu 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Love these videos giving a more in depth look at ASOIAF, would love to see your explanation of the battle of winterfell that was in the show. Thanks for the videos, keep up the good work!

  • @Grivian
    @Grivian 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    "Who needs allies" - Greyjoys

  • @JohnTaylor-ed4eb
    @JohnTaylor-ed4eb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I want videos like this made for everything in the series! It's so fun to watch and listen

  • @Omega0850
    @Omega0850 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love the little touch of the gardeners outside trimming the bushes.

  • @seanplays16
    @seanplays16 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    now this is what you call QUALITY CONTENT

  • @jonnyo9193
    @jonnyo9193 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Ayyyyye respect for the rome total war soundtrack

  • @brunobatista4971
    @brunobatista4971 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "After destroyed my fleet, after invade all the iron islands, after invading the castle and my roomdinner.. Okay, this is time to surrender"
    Greyjoy,
    Balon

  • @thejannerofplymouth3654
    @thejannerofplymouth3654 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I've never seen the show and probably won't but I'm addicted to your stories

  • @josephar4720
    @josephar4720 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ending with the humming that's awesome, man

  • @laggy7883
    @laggy7883 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I'm imagining my history teacher talking like this

  • @mtsoskappa6184
    @mtsoskappa6184 6 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    Could you do the war of the nine penny kings? It took place in the disputed lands in Essos before Robert's rebellion

    • @eleanorbrushia
      @eleanorbrushia 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      The thing with many battles in the past of the ASOIAF is that they're not well documented in tactics, setting and the like. GRRM only mentions what's useful to the reader and the story

    • @mrstarfishh33
      @mrstarfishh33 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Stanley Hendrick Yeah one of his weaknesses is his inability to visualise or describe a battle very well... He usually only focuses on one or two people, as oppose to the larger picture.

    • @eleanorbrushia
      @eleanorbrushia 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Still, my well-read friends, I cannot wait for The Winds of Winter. Let us all hope that GRRM will write like the wind.

    • @SantomPh
      @SantomPh 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      GRRM does not need to do so, as ASOIAF is written as a series of viewpoints and maesters' writings. No one sees a battle the same way, so an overview is next to impossible. All we need to know is that Maeleys joined eight other rulers and was going to invade the Westerosi mainland, King Jaehereys II called the banners, many of the grandfathers and fathers in the main story made their bones, Lord Baelish made friends with Lord Tully, Aerys II won his knighthood, Quellon Greyjoy joined in and Barristan Selmy killed Maelys Blackfyre and joined the Kingsguard.
      That's all that needs to be known, really.

  • @SkepticalChris
    @SkepticalChris 6 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    raiding and stealing.........not really a practical, sustainable method of prolonged economic growth.

    • @BlackfeatherLegion
      @BlackfeatherLegion 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Why you think these nigga faces eat dat booty?

    • @holypaladin4657
      @holypaladin4657 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Skeptical Chris
      Apart from when you have a slave force to do everything for you. It is reminiscent of Sparta and how Spartans were, in the main, soldiers, priests, traders or nobility and had a pool of slaves called the Helots do everything else for them.

    • @dylan__dog
      @dylan__dog 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not unless there's always someone new to rob

    • @Sivzram
      @Sivzram 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Tell that to the Vikings lol
      well Ironborn are essentially Vikings equivalent to this realm but their leader was a wuss unlike Ragnar for example

    • @crd2002
      @crd2002 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Siv ARMYONCE u do know there’s no actual proof Ragnar exists

  • @97epicman
    @97epicman 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    George RR Martin is a genius to create stories like this.
    It feels so genuine. It's like an idealised, streamlined version of real life.
    I love the small ways that people die. Like a wall falling on top of them.

  • @tomrider1319
    @tomrider1319 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Oh hell yea!! Thank you for this... The Trident was amazing and so is this... Great work Mate

  • @Shinxgod403
    @Shinxgod403 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Lads I know the commentator was ill for this (and thank you for perservering with it) but the deep grovelly voice was perfect for the dangerous and dark tone and and battles deserve, adding a bit more tension, even accidentally you make Excellent videos better!

  • @ChairmanMeow1
    @ChairmanMeow1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Stannis was a damn tactical GENIUS

  • @LaughOutFrikinLoud
    @LaughOutFrikinLoud 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Damn the way the Greyjoy’s were horribly embarrassed in their failed attempt to rebel almost makes you feel sorry for them… almost

  • @josetavares3569
    @josetavares3569 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    this was the best chanel i found this year

  • @the3rdid485
    @the3rdid485 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Wow. This was expertly created. Well done!

  • @danb6742
    @danb6742 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    The Greyjoy rebellion could be a nice little spinoff that doesn’t need a huge budget

  • @serwalkerofthekeynes8761
    @serwalkerofthekeynes8761 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Watching the show, Pyke seemed more like 2 creaking towers, barely separated from the coast.
    The read gives us actual islands that could actually yield up an army.

    • @kryptiqk2141
      @kryptiqk2141 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      The read gives us a bunch of non plot advancing nothingness. Dany STILL isn't in Westeros. The books are too damn slow. I'm glad the show got it over with. We'd still be sitting here 20 years later with no ending. You people are just sadists and masochists for wanting a story to never end. I started this series in '99, and I'm glad it's over. Thank you HBO and the show. If it were up to GRRM, the plot would still not really have advanced since Storm in 1999!!!! F GRRM!!!!

  • @Erdemasen
    @Erdemasen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    03:25 Balon the brave had seen everything, it was time to go back.

  • @fulahno
    @fulahno ปีที่แล้ว +1

    A wise king should never seek out war but always be ready for it

  • @BillyIbby
    @BillyIbby 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Love when you do the Game of thrones, WE WANT MORE!

  • @juve96
    @juve96 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    10:36 "Possibly being influenced by the honourable Lord Stark" Oh Boy!

    • @thegreenreaper6660
      @thegreenreaper6660 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Politically clever move to be fair.
      Beheading Balon Greyjoy, would incite even more anger in the Ironborn, who had already lost so much with the destruction of the Iron Fleet and the vast invasion of the Iron Island and the slaughter at the Siege of Pyke.
      By keeping Balon alive, and sworn to King Robert, the Ironborn now had their figurehead to blame: Their own Lord Balon, instead of Robert Baratheon.
      Now the Ironborn had the 'Man who Failed them', as a leader, instead of Robert Baratheon as the man who punished them.
      It'd ensure the Ironborn would atleast néver follow Balon Greyjoy into a battle against the mainland again. Especially since Ned Stark took his only living/surviving son, Theon, as a Ward(hostage) to ensure Balon's loyalty. Re-educating Theon in 'new ways', once Balon had passed away, Theon would be the heir to take upon the Salt Throne, and rule the Iron islands in a different manner, due to his formal education at Winterfell.

  • @TheDerpyDeed
    @TheDerpyDeed 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    "let's split the army up and invade the islands in small groups" Army tactics by writers 101

    • @GG-bw3uz
      @GG-bw3uz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      For all the good dialogue Martin sure has dumb battle tactics. I mean one way binge through Baz Battles would give you more credence than him.

    • @geechyguy3441
      @geechyguy3441 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Roberts forces were much superior and outnumbered them like 10 to 1. Splitting the forces was probably better to end the invasion quicker. Each “small group” was probably a relatively large army that was more than enough men to conquer each island. Let’s not forget the iron islands was one kingdom, that didn’t even have a large population. They were facing invasion from like 5-6 large kingdoms with fertile lands that are much more populated.

    • @lucasfragoso7634
      @lucasfragoso7634 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@geechyguy3441 to be fair the logistics for such an operation would be brutal so probably landing all at them same time would not be the best strategy

    • @geechyguy3441
      @geechyguy3441 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@lucasfragoso7634 Napoleon would always split his forces into separate self-sustaining armies that way he could be quicker and then call upon them to unite when facing a greater army. Each “army” that attacked each island was likely self-sustaining with its own supplies

    • @Dell-ol6hb
      @Dell-ol6hb ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Robert had like 40,000+ men why would he not split them when he vastly outnumbers the Ironborn? They wouldn't be able to sustain something like that if they had to land an army that large on each island

  • @DeamonMaim
    @DeamonMaim 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    War, Robert could understand

  • @jacobflavell6657
    @jacobflavell6657 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I was waiting for you to post a game of thrones one ever since the battle of the trident released.. LEGEND

  • @jackievarughese3945
    @jackievarughese3945 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My first BazBattles video and a great one too!! Well done Baz!!